/heem/: PvZ Edition

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/heem/ bless

>>76396151
>fighter-pay

lol why the fuck did they tack that on?

Good for Dana. Here's the source. It has pics and a map

https://www.reviewjournal.com/business/housing/ufc-chief-dana-white-buys-3-homes-in-exclusive-las-vegas-area/

dfdfd

Good thread. I was about to make it in this format too!

When is Rockhold going to fight again

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How does Ferguson meme so much during fights and still win?

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Derrick Lewis vs Mark Hunt
Derek Brunson vs Dan Kelly
Dan Hooker vs Ross Pearson
Ion Cutelaba vs Henrique da Silva
Tim Elliott vs Ben Nguyen
Alexander Volkanovski vs Mizuto Hirota

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>>76396502

>>76396365
OP is an insecure manlet that makes less than 65k a year

>>76396502
how does he meme?
a win is a win
do all fights have to look alike?

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How was IMG_xxxxfag able to defeat spergOP and adan so easily?

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>>76396540
Lewis
Brunson
Hooker
Ion
Tim
Volk

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>>76396540
Lewis
Dad
Hooker
Cutelaba
Elliot
Volkanovski

>>76396540
Different trip of course

>>76396609
whoops

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>>76396540
>>76396609
A U T I S M

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>>76396591
see
>>76396555

>>76396593
He probably got them banned a bunch of times. He baits them into thread wars and then spams reports.

>>76396631
>>76396635
Why am I not allowed to submit picks?

>>76396656
Yeah but wgaf about getting banned? They dont know how to change their MAC and clear their cookies?

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Someone got home from summer camp.

This is what you dumbfucks get for joining spammer's thread you fools

>>76396658
MOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS

>>76396722
You spam our threads because you didn't get to make them?

>>76396789
I'm not spamming you idiot, it's obvious the spammer is OP and you fucking idiots let everything "fall into place"

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>>76396540

Lewis
Brunson
Hooker
Cutelaba
Elliott
Hirota

>>76396858
Its obviously you since you told us "this is what we get" you fucking loser

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We control /heem/ now.

>>76396901
You idiots deserve it for following this autist into an early thread, I'm phoneposting so I don't give a fuck I'd say I'm spamming if I was

>>76396761
really makes you think

You have been permanently banned from all boards for posting >>76396692, a violation of Global Rule 14:

Users may not post from proxies, VPNs, or Tor exit nodes.

>>76396944
>You idiots deserve this.

Found the spammer. Do parents not love you?

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>>76396540
Hunt
Hooker
Henrique
Nguyen
Hirota>

Is Demetrious Jackson a whiny little bitch or a tiny whiny bitch?

>>76396975
What makes you spam scat and gay porn? How many of there are you? Are you the guy from New Zealand?

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>>76397121
>thread wars

>>76396365
poor bby

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>>76396937
>"we"

/heem/ bless

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>76397221

>>76397204
Bless my brother :)

OP blatantly spammed you guys last thread, he makes an early thread. So many idiots join, I need a break. I'll be back in a month to see if this autist has slowed down

>people thinking mar cunt is going to win

>>76397121
This is the spammer. R+H+I

>>76397286
lol

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>>76397286
Goodbye! Hopefully many more join you soon ;)

something nice

>>76397286
The fact he unironically works you up this much is hilarious. You DO need time off bud

>>76396540
Why is there alwyas someone faking the picks dude? Is it just to get upvotes?

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>>76397286
>rage quitting over anonymous image board posts

>>76397286
See you tomorrow.

>>76397380

A better question might be why is everyone 00 years old?

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Who is your favorite Stud Radio guest? Buccholz doesn't count. For me, its Cody or Fili

>>76397446
Equally good question

>>76397380
So many of the picks in the last thread are samefagging. Not even talking about the IMG_ ones either.

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>>76397642
I thought you left? Are you sure you're not just the spammer trying to get this thread taken down? I think you are.

>>76397286
>I can't tell you the level of fury I feel when I see Schaub posted on this back-alley Tunisian knife fighting forum

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>>76397710
Cleanse your heart of the h8

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Who has been your favorite Big Brown Breakdown guest so far?

SCHAUB

You're all cucks

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Who is your favorite female fighter?

ITT: cucks

>>76398066
>>76397920
What thread are you guys from?

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>>76397688
>>76397769
>>76397826
>>76397950
Coral Springs honestly bothers me more than this. At least nobody's pretending this isn't spam

>>76398113
I'm from ur mother's vagina

>>76398143
>I'm worse than someone who spams obscene pornography
No I'm not.

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>>76398237
>literal vs. figurative Schaub
At least the spammer's not here every goddamn day, you unironically wreck more threads with your nonsense

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>>76396540
Mark Hunt
Derek Brunson
Dan Hooker
Ion
Elliott
Alexander

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>>76398237
actually you are the worst heem poster, probably why that girl broke your heart in highschool

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>>76398680
Not surprised you'd go that low.

>>76396454
Whenever Mousasi stops ducking him

>>76398864
Mousasi would absolutely tool Rockhold

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>>76398755
Its no lower than you deserve you bottomless faggot

>>76398864
Luke can fight Yoel since Bisping is sick.

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>>76396540

Lewis
Brunson
Pearson
Da silva
Elliot
Volkanovski

kk still #1 fightfu

who is your favorite currently ranked ufc fighter?

Anyone watching TUF? It was really rough seeing Joe Daddy go down like that. And then the group prayer after. He's such an awesome dude...

>>76399058
>group prayer
literally cringed
why are 99% of fighters retarded?

>>76399045
Can you only pick 1? Cuz I have about 30 can't miss guys.

>>76399104
Come on man, don't be a dick. He very clearly was showing his good heart.

any updates on paige "vanzant's" brother and/or angela magana?

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>>76399045

Mike 'black belt hands' Perry

not even close.... in far away at second is Jason Knight

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>>76398951
>claim I turn threads to crud
>encourage me to participate in a war of words

Your fault. I'm here talking MMA from sunrise to sunset with /heem/. You drive me off-topic.

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>>76396540
Hunt
Kelly
Hooker
Cutey
Elliot
Volkanovski

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>>76396540
>Hunto
>Kelly
>Pearson
>da Silva
>Elliot
>Volkanovski

>>76399233
Because sucking a retired fighters dick and shilling his podcast 10x per day is totally on topic

>>76399233
Gonna need to see that 4chan pass

>>76398911
Rockhold is A-tier
Mousasi is B-tier

Plain and simple.

>>76399297
I don't shill his podcast at all. I don't post links or mention it in stand-alone posts. You're being melodramatic.
>>76399319
here

is he submitting picks to himself or are you guys actually falling for it?

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>>76396540
>Lewis
>Kelly
>Pearson
>Da Silva
>Elliot
>Hirota

>>76399330
This isnt hollywood

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>>76399332
No you just mention TFATK in every third post you make. You also plug his comedy tours. Come to think of it, isnt advertising against the rules?

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>>76396540

>Lewis
>Brunson
>Pearson
>Cutelaba
>Elliot
>Volkanovski

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>>76399233
H8rs want to see the world burn because the world burned them long ago

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>>76399409
I don't plug his comedy tours at all. I don't tell anyone to purchase tickets, I don't post a link where to get tickets. Advertising is against the rules. Luckily I don't break that rule.

>>76399462
But you do mention the location and post pictures including the tour date and venue, which is pretty much all someone needs. You're lucky I dont report you. I'm keeping my on you now you dirty little bitch. You're under my thumb.

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>he keeps on replying
its like he hates heem

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>>76399297
Coral is being positive and on topic. You spewing vitriol every post on him is actually pitiful and off topic. Get lost

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>My hair was wet
holy fucking shit
cody is such a baby

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>>76399526
Alright, I'll take your word for it. I only post the posters when the Australian comes for my neck because it angers him that Schaub can sell out a show in his home town. I'll stop doing that. I don't post tour dates and I won't in the future.

>>76399556
Thanks for having my back.

>>76399556
A: if he wanted to be positive he would stop making posts that he knows the majority of heem dislikes
B: No he isn't on topic at all times, as i just proved

>>76399391
Where did you Mousasi fans come from? I've been following his career for a while now and there's no way that he could beat Rockhold.

I plan on going to see Joey Diaz comedy set in socal

hopefully I run into god schaub and can get a pic

>>76399622
>No he isn't on topic at all times, as i just proved
70% of my posts don't contain Schaub images. I'm here talking MMA all day.

>>76399641
They came from Jacare, Cruz, and Masvidal losing.

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>>76399220
>that pic
Great minds think alike

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>>76396365

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>>76399622
Just because you dont like it doesn't make it negative. Close the browser, hide the post, ignore it. Nobody is forcing you to read his posts.

>>76399597
No, thank you for being such a kind-hearted soul in a sea of loathing. Most of these people are just trying to troll but its gotten past my boiling point. I used to like shitting on Schaub too and you. But that was long ago and ive long realized how silly that is and how genuine and heartfelt you are

>>76399649
Almost everyone here finds your posts incredibly annoying. I'm not saying this to be mean, it's the truth. If you really are here talking MMA all day then there's no reason you can't knock it off with the avatar fagging.

>>76399641
>for a while

Since when? The Machida fight. He's a far better striker than Luke and Luke doesn't have the wrestling to threaten him

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>>76399695

candyman will decision northernlion for sure

>>76399566
You only think that because you're a balding lanklet

Did anyone else think this competition reflected how the fight will go? Sheer athleticism vs high game IQ. Man I'm so fucking pumped to see these two settle it.

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>>76399775
Hey man I'm glad you gave happiness a chance. It makes life worth living. It's much easier to smile and be positive. This is why I don't drive people further to the ground by matching their negativity. I try to treat every one like a friend to try and show them a better way. Good for you brother.
>>76399792
I do talk MMA. Notice I only defend Schaub when someone randomly starts bashing him. It gets to me.

>>76399649
>>76399775
You are knowingly being contrarian and trying to garner attention by spending all day posting and talking about a retired podcaster. You know for a fact it will draw more negative reaction than positive ones. That's called being antagonistic and dragging things off topic. You're not gonna trick anyone into seeing you as the good guy.

>>76399871
A: I agree with you about reflecting the fight and I really hope we get Cody/TJ instead of DJ/TJ
B:My hair is down to my shoulders, I just think it is funny that he thought that was a worht while excuse when his hair is too short to be in his eyes or over his ears

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Holy fuck I just remembered Schaub had to retire from mma because he sucked at fighting and received too much head trauma

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>>76400023
He didn't suck at fighting.

Good comeback.

Damn, that was a good-ass one rounder

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>>76399984
You dont have the drag yourself into it but you do. Thats on you. Close the screen and go to bed.

>>76400031
He was a mediocre heavyweight with a glass chin and terrible striking defense. His best win was probably beating a shot crocop. Not sure why someone would nuthug a guy like that

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>>76400031
he did according to his boy Rogaine

Cody's team has the dumbest fighters. They pull for guillotines all the time like a bunch of white belts. Literally seconds away from a knockout. Theyve almost all gotten finished from pulling a guillotine. Edwards did the exact same thing against Joe Stevenson and lost position.

Why are the Schaubposters and this other dude bitching at each other so much? heem is full of fucking dorks, man.

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>>76400182
I only admitted that you drag yourself into getting angry. This has far deviated from on topic discussion so Im going to ignore you now.

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>>76400171
Nobody at heavyweight has a glass chin. They hit the hardest by far and generate the most power.

His best win imo was against Mitrione. It was clean and showed off his bjj arsenal. I would've said Arlovski but he got robbed.

I also really enjoy his podcasts.
>>76400176
Why should I care what Rogan thinks? I'm my own person and can form my own opinions.

>>76399952
>I only defend Schaub when someone randomly starts bashing him. It gets to me.
familiarize yourself with the concept of bait

>>76400216
Theres one person whose been whining every single thread. Im pretty sure he's the spammer.

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>he's spamming again

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>>76400421
>he's complaining again

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>>76400456
so you claim to have started watching mma when you were around 10 years old? does your mommy know about this?

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>>76400456
>he's still a scatspamming paedophile

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>>76400501
My dad introduced me to MMA. He was a fan since the 90s.
>>76400525
Get a grip dude. I'll bet you don't have any problems when Conor McGregor pretends to be Ric Flair.

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>>76399233
>I'm here talking MMA from sunrise to sunset with /heem/. You drive me off-topic.

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isnt schaubposting just avatarfagging? isnt that agains the rules?

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>Im g-gonna kill y-you George!!!!

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What knowledge would you ask of Master Edmond?

>>76400987
t-to the death

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>>76400987

>>76401017
how to tank push kicks

>>76401114
Tell the motherfucker kicking that he ain't got shit on you.

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>>76400921
>Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.
yep

>>76401017
why won't this girl in class pay attention to me

>>76401101
The Great Conspiracy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAJLCpHUfKA

>>76401793
top lel

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Springsperg and Shcaub do have one thing in common.. they are both really good at getting BTFO

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>>76402170
You're really good at being a creep.

>>76401690
Because you didn't smack her hard enough.

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>he has a significant number of saved images of an infant

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>>76396410
What boobs are those in the right?

>>76402519
someone should alert the authorities in Coral Springs, I think they'd be surprised my man

>>76400630
You mean like when Flair pretends he's Buddy Rogers?

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To all you guys that are calling Tuss fat and ugly.. you got a serious reality check coming. Good luck with your 10/10 skinny blonde gf that will ultimately cuck you sooner or later. I hope you are looking forward to a life of pain and suffering, or just being alone forever. Do yourselves a favor and take the thiccpill, you will realize the errors of your ways. Tuss bless

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>>76403114

>>76403114
what do you do when Tuss tells you that she enjoys cucking and wants the bbc

>>76399237
sara a cute

Holy shit Garbrandt got MURKED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2zlRFelNQE

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>>76404117
>HE'S SHOOK

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>>76404117
>>76404181

>>76403218
kek mad tv was great

YO EDMOND

she says i don't know how to hit pads

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>>76396540
Lewis
Brunson
Hooker
Cutelaba
Nguyen
Volkanovski

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>>76404531

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>>76404708

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>>76396540
Lewis
Kelly
Hooker
da Silva
Elliott
Volkanovski

>>76404744
thought it was a joke, then i noticed edmund...

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>>76404744

Cody doesn't work well under pressure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2zlRFelNQE

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>>76404897

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>>76404937

>>76404897
>didn't shoot for a single takedown

>>76405041
>shoot
>do you even judo

>>76404897
this was so funny

>>76405041
>Judo
She tried to initiate the grappling but nunes just shrugged her off

how violently would you stick it in paiges ass

I bet its bleached

>>76405060
>>76405069
Sorry I didn't know they were in a judo match.

>>76396365
Why use the obese spammer thread?

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GOOOOOOD FUCKIN MORNING GOD DAMMIT, TODAY WE'RE KILLING TIGERSCHAUB

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>>76405092
I'm by no means a striker but i do have a decent background in wrestling and judo.

A fighter like Ronda would benefit with either developing her muay thai since a huge part of that striking style does have a big clinch component

One thing i been enjoying about Olympic judoka Dan Kelly is his dirty boxing and i think Ronda would probably be able to develop that quickly too

Kelly uses the same principles of judo's kumi kata/grip fighting but instead of gripping the sleeves of a gi he's gripping the padding and wrapping of the gloves or lacing the hands and then using that to launch his offense.

I think if Ronda ever returns she could either go 2 ways to expand her striking

a) muay thai clinch work
b) dirty box/kumi kata

Also Ronda is of the generation where morate gari/blast double was part of the judo meta

>>76405136
he makes them first, posts from a bunch of different IPs to make it seem like everyone joined then mods delete any thread made after. Only way to beat him is to make a thread at like 450 posts

>>76405082
It will soon be BLACKED

>>76405149
Get help.

>>76405178
By whom? Ngannou? Aljamain Sterling?

>>76405200
The Black Beast

>>76405164
JudoLad,
Whats up with judo people and their fucked up knees?

Ngannou bless

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>cody garbage lost at everything
lmao if he loses the fight TAM is eternally BTFO

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>sends you to the shadow boxing realm

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>>76405252
the nature of just grappling you can get it from wrestling too.

Just the reps of bending getting low for various throws and takedowns, impacts and fuck up your knee

I got a messed up MCL ,Dan Kelly has like a decade on me but our knees are close to similar, i think he has both knees jacked up. I only got 1 messed up knee.

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>>76405297
>future strawweight champ
>eternally btfo

>>76405332
>wmma
>implying she wont get btfo soon
go to bed pedo

>>76405351
is pedo a generic insult on heem or am i missing something?

>>76405421
no but i assume that's the guy who spams cynthias baby picture

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>no dad choking the coaches challenge

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>>76396540
Lewis
Kelly
Hooker
Cutelaba
Elliott
Volk

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>>76405429

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What did he mean by this?

>>76405438
To be fair to him some dude constantly shouting HE'S SHOOK HE'S SHOOK while you're just trying to hit a ball must be annoying af lel

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>>76405536
>those comments

>>76405547
Was TJ wearing ear muffs?

>>76405536
Those comments are quite humorous desu

Don't know when he's fighting again, but I do know when he's winning again: never.

>hey why aren't you doing anything that's it you better stand up from your dominant position
>circling away throwing jabs all fight? keep on trucking!

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Miesha is such a tease

>>76397688
>>76398113
>>76398680
>>76399451
>>76399233

can someone get these teens the fuck out of /sp/?
they are ruining /heem/.
So many good posters have left because of this shit it's ridiculous. These fucks don't know MMA, and they don't care about MMA, they're only interested in gossiping and shitposting about each other all day, making it impossible for anyone to enjoy spending time here, so everyone is leaving. Fuck this shit.

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holly is bae

>he's back
welp, that's a night for me fellas. see you tomrrow

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>>76405695

>>76405690
Calm down nerd.

>>76405695

Rose does not seem amused

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>tfw getting that succ July 29th

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>Artem literally just called out Aldo

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>>76405690
How? Coral Springs loves the attention he gets from being "trolled" and he'll never get banned because Hiroshimoot needs his neetbux. What can we do?

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>cub asking for a titleshot after going five rounds with fucking artem

>>76405843
Fronky/Holloway gonna be spicy af

>>76405832
>Coral Springs loves the attention he gets from being "trolled" and he'll never get banned
2 entirely false statements. I am here talking MMA all day. I participate in conversations and I start conversations. You wouldn't even know it was me. I've been banned several times, most recently a 30 day one. I don't go off-topic voluntarily. I'm pretty gullible I'll admit that, but I genuinely get flustered when I'm talking MMA and someone attacks me personally or one of my favorite fighters. I'm not a problem here.

>>76399704
Which fighter is this?

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>I'm pretty gullible I'll admit that, but I genuinely get flustered

I dont even know whether or not to laugh because it reminds me of the kid on Making a Murder when he's like "you know i'm stupid. they tricked me. i didnt do nothing"

>>76405843
He should rematch Aldo. I'd definitely watch that. It would be spicy.

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real heem hours, post pride heems

>>76405922
aldo in a non title match would feel weird

>>76405944
It will feel weird. I remember Anderson vs Nick felt so out of place. Maybe Cub/Aldo 2 can headline a fox card or a fight night.

>>76405884
Permanently banned is what I meant. I briefly installed the flag extension a while back so I've seen your other posts. Not too far off of the "who is your favorite woman fighter" shit.

>>76405933
i got fightpass so if you have webm requests, now is the time

>>76405922
Not sure what Aldo can do differently to avoid the same outcome
>inb4 legkicks

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>>76405959
>he's actually the question poster
OH GOD IM LAFFIN. i thought it was him but i was just meme'ing

>>76405332
She's about to get decisioned by the whiny Brit, lad.

>>76405962
webm of Rockhold throwing Machida on the canvas

>>76405970
he's talking about aldo and cub, bud

>>76405959
I understand you're coming from a place of anger, but why lie? I have never asked questions that basic. I have never spammed those simple one-liner questions that some people do.
>>76405975
No, I am not. I have never asked that question. That is someone else.
>>76405970
I was referring to Cub vs Aldo 2

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>tfw your favourite heem of all time never gets any (you)s

>>76405962
>>76405980
Or one of Rockhold's early professional fights

>>76405760
She's watching her future play out. If Joanna comes out with the same game plan I legit do not see a path to victory for Rose.

>>76405962
woodley vs thompson 1 knockdown. the guillotine escape too if you have the time.

>>76405962
aleks emelianenko vs ricardo morais
aleks vs josh barnett
cro cop vs wandy
cro cop vs randleman 2
please

>>76405986
dude shut the fuck up, this isn't your blog, go bitch somewhere else. This is an anonymous image board.

>>76406020
>aleks vs josh barnett
I just watched this earlier today. I've been going through some Pride stuff lately and I have to say I'm pretty fucking impressed with Barnett.

>>76406029
Calm down.

>>76405962
early ufc run lawler, like lytle fight etc

>>76405975
The guy doing it lately is making fun of him I think. Coral Springs never gets any (You)s from his silly questions so he has to resort to avatar fagging

>>76406048
>Coral Springs never gets any (You)s from his silly questions
Again, why are you making things up? Are you just trying to blame everything on me? I am involved in conversations all day regarding MMA.

>>76406031
>two good wins and four bad losses
Bit of a bust considering he entered as the uncrowned UFC champion.

>>76405962
Hendricks vs Fitch

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>>76406029
amigo, helax, dhink some sopa maine

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>>76405980
>>76405993
this?

>>76406004
coming up

>>76406020
nigga what? ima need specific moments. you expect me to webm entire fights? i aint watching all them fights

>>76406045
>>76406072
samething, i need specific moments to webm

>>76406105
Hendricks vs Fitch was a 12 second fight

>>76406105
the finishes obviously

>>76406105
There's a better throw in the 2nd round at ~3:30. Saved this though thanks

>>76405690
No because we have a couple phone posters that just reset their IPs every time they get banned and another that gets baited too easily and feeds them (You)s

>>76406105
lawler/lytle dueling hooks to KD

and the just bleed moment

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>>76405827

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>>76406121
yeah, i skipped forward and saw it

>>76406116
>>76406117
ya should have said so. i dont know every single fight ever. i'll make my way through the requests

>>76406020
Search the archive, I webm'd all of those except Aleks vs Barnett.

>>76405962
Sakuraba-Silva 3, thanks

>>76406065
Maybe he was, Pride was before my time so I don't really know the context. But I wouldn't call all of them bad, his decision losses to Cro Cop and Nogueira were very close and he never dropped a stinker against a lesser guy.

>>76406154
Thanks.

>>76406105
Lads, is machida really coming back or he just going to be another USADA Brazilian. I feel likes he's on that anderson silva route

>>76406194
Look at LHW right now. Shogun Rua is top 5 in the division. Machida can come back and fair well against some scrubs.

>>76406156
not seein them

>>76406206
He's a middle weight, or is he coming up to LHW?

>>76406239
I heard he was returning at LHW

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>>76406004
fugg, i got distracted watching the fight. i forgot how good that first fight was

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>>76406210
Well here's one anyways.

>>76406254
nice

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>>76406004

>>76406242
A fight against Cormier might be interesting. But realistically he's going nowhere, Christ they need some new blood at LHW

>>76406249
thanks

>>76406264
the fucking heart on this nigga tho

>>76406268
They're trying, it takes time.
How about that Volkan guy in the meantime?

>>76406206
>Shogun Rua
I don't know why but did anyone else think he'd retired

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>>76406020

>>76404897
do you think amanda had a woody?

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>>76406020
gonna do the others now

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>>76406291
Yeah, I still can't believe he put Cirkunov away. I wonder if he got knocked out in sparring or something. Both are still decent prospects.

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>>76406072

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*teleports behind you*
*takes your back*

heh nothing personell kid

>>76406359
*teleports out of the UFC*

>>76405990
good choice lad, super underrated heem. zentsov vs rizzo is another great one.

>>76406279
Shit man.

He survived two Woodley bombs. How many people that faced and got finished by Woodley can say that?

>>76406362
>implying he isn't winning this season and becoming the champ champ

>>76406359
>Best guess for this image: emraan hashmi and prachi desai
That's that Tom guy from a few TUFs back right? He's in the latest season?

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>>76406167

>>76406393
yeah he is redeeming himself innit

>>76406377
kelvin but that dude is full on fridge mode, thompson isn't as bigg.

>>76406356
Thanks man!

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>>76406394
Thanks

Have a (You)

>wind was blowing
>felt it in my ears
>plus my hair was wet
>my hair was out of place

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>>76405680
more miesha snaps please

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/ourguy/ Arjan has a fight.

>>76406433
>le uppercutted by ngannou man vs poo in loo who
wgaf desu

>>76406433
Arjan 'Aryan' Bhullar

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>>76406131
>he starts clapping after getting knocked down as if it's a gym round
kek, i also didn't know robbie was so juiced back then. good stuff

>>76406414
And doesn't have to fear Woodley's takedown because he has a wrestling background to go with his striking.

Wonderboy is one dimensional as fuck. He's an entertaining fighter but will never win a title.