/mlb/ general - ALL ABOARD edition

losedians

SOMEONE STOP THE ASSTROS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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I can't believe we are shit again

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>>76394464
I feel ya mang

Someone trade for Cueto pls

>>76394464
>>76394476
I can and I am RELISHING in your team being shit. GO YANKEES!

>>76394482
Not like I'm mad. Yankees are going to collapse anyway. CC and Tanaka aren't that great of pitchers in the long run, and that bullpen can only last you so long

>>76394482
Trade for Cueto

>>76394491

CC is a fat fuck on his way out, but Tanaka will bounce back, count on it.

>>76394476
We'd gladly take him for montero and granderson. Too many fielders and shitty pitchers on this team

>>76394452
https://streamable.com/2ykg5

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy and Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy.

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>>76394464
March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

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1stros

>>76394507
I just wanted to let you know you're awesome and your country is very pretty.

>>76394519
Pitiful. Matz coming back, Lugo returning, and maybe gsellmen on the upswing. Degrom in a little slump right now, and Harvey also, but things will get together.

Is there a feeling worse than being outbid at the last moment for something on ebay?

>>76394539
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Never change mest fans.
Never change.

>>76394540
Being outbid, buying another item, then receiving a notification that the person who outbid you couldn't pay for it and then not having enough money to buy the item you bid on. That is a personal hell of mine.

>>76394540
impotence

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>>76394507
based beyond belief
you got the chopped & screwed version?

>>76394476
Daily reminder the 2015 Kansas City Royals traded for Johnny Cueto, and it worked out pretty swell for them in game 2 of the world series.

>mfw this 2 game sweep of the Indians today was our second sweep of the entire season

>>76394452
Hi. Lifelong Astros fan here.

They'll stop themselves right around January, if not before. But let us enjoy the ride until then. Thanks

>>76394556
I'm not even angry, but upset at the Mets being a mess

>>76394589

Choo Choo

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You now remember that a white man closed out the world series for the Cubs. You now remember that a brown man made the final out.

>>76394540
Having an item on your watch-list for 25 days, waiting to snatch it for the low-low. Getting the 15 minute notification. Anxiously waiting to place your bid in the final 10 seconds.... But you get your cocked sucked and forget to place a bid to it sells for the minimal price. Happened to me with a #RARE 90's screamo record. Sold for 7.99

>>76394567
can't find it atm i'll share if i come across it later

>>76394590
Be realistic. The Mets are toast and it's a lost season. There's no arms coming to save you. Lugo and Matz aren't that great. Harvey is ded. DeGrom is regressing or injured. Gsellman sucks. Thor, if/when he comes back, will be a shell of his former self until next year.

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>>76394578
>Game 2

I don't want to remember that mess

>>76394530
aw tyvm

Chicago White Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays

>>76394528

How big is Arenado's contract going to be when the Rockies sign him long term?

>>76394636
I still will have hope, because that's the best thing you can have. Matz and Lugo weren't bad at all, but matz is a wildcard with his control. Syndergaard will be back, but must be a lot more cautious with his throw

>>76394641
Shit man, that game as a royals fan is the only reason I can stand Cueto.

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Name a worse closer.
Hint: It's impossible.

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>>76394669
>david robertson

>>76394600
Ah, a fellow Stros fan, I see.

Can we have a discussion about how Safeco Field in Seattle is an identical design to Minute Maid, with just some topical changes?

>>76394666
There's nothing wrong with hope, but the mets will be lucky if they finish ahead of the marlins and braves this season. Be proud, at least you're not the phillies.

>>76394669
That isn't Addison reed

>>76394706
It's been a rough year for my teams. Jets have been total shit once again, and the islanders barely missed the playoffs. Mets are probably going to mount a crazy comeback in the end of the season, or go into a fire sale

>>76394698

Wanna just talk about Berkman, Biggio, and Bagwell instead?

You know, they were called the killer B's. All of their last names start with the letter B.

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>Eickhoff pitching tonight

Welp. GG Braves.

>>76394744
Thanks for the win, but we don't want it. We'll try to give it back to you.

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>>76394669
>>76394691
>blake treinen
>all these terrible closers
>it makes me take my top off
Matt Albers is GOAT

>>76394476
Looks like Woolie

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>>76394744
>>76394766
Reminder that this is Eickhoff's first game after the "Challenge" from the coaching staff. Nola pitched 8 strong yesterday and got the same challenge

>>76394740
If I were a betting man, and I am, I'd bet on fire sale.
What do you want for Conforto?

I was watching a baseball game the other day, and heard one of the players say a bad word. I was wondering if there was any rule against that? I think they should let players swear (and curse!) as much as they like! Lemme know what you guys think ;)

>>76394792
Top prospects, preferably a third baseman

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Matt is sexy.

>>76394827
HEY HEY HEY

>>76394826
You'll have Jose Reyes and you'll like it.

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>>76394840
Matt looks in your general direction with disdain and contempt

Which was the best known match in baseball?

>>76394868
That is a really hard thing to answer. If you want recent, game 7 of last years series was fucking phenomenal.

SCOOTER GONE HIT 4 MO!!
WHO DEY!!

>>76394867
I'M FAT ALBERS

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Will Leaveland be able to handle the banter?
It's been 87 years since their last baseball championship.

Vargas finessed them twice already, imagine how they'll respond with a true LHP ace.

Shutout is already in the books.
17K's too.

>>76394868
Either Game 6 of the 1986 World Series, Game 7 of 1991 World Series, or Game 7 of 2016 World Series

All iconic

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>>76394379
Just got home from work to say

>losedians

>>76394868
"known " means nothing. NLDS game 5 2016 is iconic. Historical actually. Brilliantly managed and executed on both sides. Excellent game. Hating ass faggots have no understanding of the game don't realize how epic that game was.

>>76394868
Game 6 1986 World Series
Game 1 1988 World Series
Game 5 1956 World Series
Game 7 1960 World Series
Brooklyn Dodgers at New York Giants October 3, 1951

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jays win!

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>>76394658
>TFW you won't see your team play the Astros until the World Series

>>76394966
good job jaybros

>>76394882
*kills your all you can eat buffet*

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>another double for Odubel

>>76394983
Lmao you'r stupid if you think the Rookies are going to the World Series.

Odubel Herrera has hit a double in 5 straight games. In those games he has hit 8 Doubles and 2 Home Runs in those games. He now holds the ML lead by himself

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>>76395007
Oh it's happening alright.

>>76395032
>>76395032
Phillies at Barves
>>76395032
>>76395032
Lillies at Braves
>>76395032
>>76395032

>>76394871
*tips fedora*

>>76394998
*eats you and the buffet anyway*

SF Giants vs MIL Brewers (#3 of 3)

8:10 PM ET | 5:10 PM PT

>>76395034
>>76395034
>>76395034

>>76395071
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>>76395071
Stros @ royals

#1 ERA pitcher vs #2 ERA pitcher

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>>76395061
you gonna eat that?

>>76395089
No. It's yours man.
*dislocates lower jaw like a snake and eats the table and food*

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>>76395089
feel inspired watching a fat man play baseball

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>Stras Test
Pure journalistic kino

mest-rags
>>76395124
>>76395124
>>76395124

>>76395122
Wat app iz dat

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>>76395116
You're old news.
Washed up.
There's a new fat man in town

>>76395167
The Nats are my national league team now

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>The phillies are literally the worst team in baseball

>>76395177
Welcome aboard New Zealand Bro. It's a wild ride.
>we lead the league in memes

>>76394916
Be nice man, not everyone can be as fucking amazing as the Rockies are.

>>76395193
>Being obsessed with the worst team in baseball

>>76395193
>>76395239
You shouldn't bully the Phillies like that. They have 2 reasons why they are infinitely better than your team, not to mention the Rockies have been pretty shit over the years too.

>>76394983
Hey man, I would be devastated to get ass pounded again in the World Series, but...that means we made it to the World Series. Love this team right now.

>>76395015
Dinger has so much trolling potential, it needs to be tapped into.

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>>76395260
isn't it nice to have the Giants suck again and their trips begone?

>>76394875
>grounds into a DP
Back to the crack pipe, Reds fag.

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>>76395260
>He hasn't been Dingerposting

>>76395318
Heroin not crack you fucking faggot

>>76395315
I love the Giants are shit. My roommate from undergrad and law school is from Napa and would only ever fucking talk about baseball EVERY OTHER YEAR WHEN THEY WOULD WIN. It was so frustrating. I bet his tears taste delicious.

>>76395324
I've heard people say that Dinger is a shit mascot and we should get a new one. I don't understand that, he is fucking amazing. He's super adorable, that fat fuck.

>>76395350
He looks like a reject from Barney. BJ and Baby Bop would probably want to hang out with his ugly ass.

>>76395315
>Giants
>trips
Our trip game is weak but that's how I like it anyway. Meanwhile our anons don't sleep.

>>76395333
It's Shitcinnati. They probably do both.

cubs marlels

>>76395391

>>76395391

>>76395391

Remember that time the Rockies weren't completely humiliated in every playoffs they've been in?

>>76395373
Your anons were all Dodgers fans in the years before.

>>76395350
It mostly comes from his bush league bullshit behind the plate when the Rockies are up.

>>76395350
I love to shit on Dinger, but I want you to keep him. He's better than a lot of mascots. There are other mascots that I don't shit on because they're irrelevant or just plain boring.

>>76395398
Yea

>>76395413
omg u right

it was right in front of my eyes all these years

>>76395412
If you are referring to 2007, I think you need to consider all the context before saying they were humiliated in the playoffs.

They got a train ran on them in the World Series, but they just rode one of the biggest streaks in the history of baseball, and suddenly had to take a 9 day break and they played like ass afterwords. It is what it is and the Red Socks were the better team that series, but that 2007 team is the last team I would say was humiliated at any point in the playoffs...ya know besides the sweep.

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>>76395412
No?

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>did someone say dinger-posting?

just got home from work...wha'd I miss?

>>76395417
I haven't heard much on this, what does he do?

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>>76395475
Losedians BTFO again

>>76395458
>You're not humiliated if you were humiliated, but this specific thing happened

my 2012 Tigers weren't humiliated, got it.

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>>76395492

None of these Rockies fans were Rockies fans until this year. They were all Cub shitters.

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>Bases loaded
>0 outs
>1 run

>>76395458
Mets got humiliated pretty well in 2015. Showed our weakness in familia and d'arnaud not knowing how to nab a runner

>>76395510
1 run is all you need, motherfucker.

Holy shit, this based Dodgers and Mets Japanese bro made me laugh.

https://twitter.com/es__sp/status/872607306231406593

translated
>Kershaw
>Hill
>Wood
>McCarthy
>Japanese shit or Korean shit

Is this guy even japanese though? Account name strangely resembles /sp/

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>>76395508
totally untrue, we just never posted. the Rockies were a wonderful excuse to drink out-side and see a lot of home-runs.

>>76395492
When the opposing team is pitching, he dances and taunts him behind the plate, only ducking down right when the pitch is being delivered, then he stands up and does it some more. You might expect to see that in a AA-level game at the most. The best mascots are all about the fans, not about trying to affect the game in any way. Even a lot of Rockies fans hate him for this.

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http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-al-is-stomping-the-nl-again/

>>76395601
After the Astros, the next four best teams record wise are in the NL. This article talks a lot about interleague but the Doyers haven't done any interleague yet.

Get the fuck outta here with that shit fangraphs.

MLB is auctioning off Hunter Strickland's brawl jersey
http://auctions.mlb.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=1875015&pgmode1=teamsearch&pgcust1=giants&pgmode3=livebid&&qt%5B0%5D.type=fieldmatch&qt%5B0%5D.name=*&qt%5B0%5D.value1=

>>76395587
Gotcha. He is a dinosaur who likes to have fun and occasionally an undisciplined pitcher throws a ball because they get distracted. Literally Hitler.

>>76395601
NL is top heavy this year with a bunch of shit teams.

Don't worry NL bros, we Dodgers have your backs. We'll pick up some of the slack.

>mest

@Orioles

Manny Machado left tonight's game with left wrist soreness. #Birdland

>>76395681
>He is a dinosaur who likes to have fun
>Literally Hitler
I am satisfied with your comprehension of the matter

>>76395711
Uh...lmao?

Rock1es

>>76395711
>A FUCKING LEAF
>AN ORANGE DUCK

>>76395601
Dodgers are about to run a train on cleaveland

>>76395824
THANK YOU BASED MONFORT

>>76395824
>the Rockies are becoming the Mets
lel

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>>76395857
I admit I had my doubts, but goddamn.

>>76395715
Fair enough

>Ryan Zimmerman is hitting .362 and has 17 home runs
How long til he gets busted for roids?

>>76396036
He's always been a really streaky hitter. By August, he'll be hitting .275.

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apologize

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I guess there's crying in baseball after all.

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>>76396187
>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my ankle hurts
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger

>>76396202
Is this real???
I love the passion but this is so gay. Break someshit. You gon cry and have the nigga who will end your career comfort you? Lol

hey clueless bong here who wants to learn about baseball could someone direct me to some educational and commentary channels/vids on yt

>>76396202
I feel so bad for him. Doesn't deserve it

>>76396398
The Mets have more crybabies on their team. >degrom
>flores
Damn mest. Man up.

>>76396431
Just get a baseball videogame.

>>76396398
He's got that Stockholm Syndrome. Dude doesn't know the Mets are using his ligaments as a banjo

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>>76395678

Pretty despicable desu. He should be in jail and MLB should not be profiting off acts of violence against the biggest star in baseball history.

>>76396483

Would this really be good education? I don't usually play any sports games so don't know how accurate it would be.

>>76396463
Don't worry, come July him and Conforto will be traded for peanuts to contenders.

>>76396431
If you want to learn about baseball history, Ken Burn's Baseball is a good starting point. If you just want to learn about the game itself, just watch some games. The basics are easy to pick up, but there's a shit ton of nuance and info to digest.

>>76396508
I agree, anonymous /sp/ poster

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>TFW your ace pitcher is out due to illness

>>76396701
>disastros

>>76396890
We're called the Vizios
get it right, kid

>>76396534
Nope.

Really, it's Ken Burns and watch a few games. Listen to radio broadcasts too, radio baseball is GOAT for educating yourself, due to all the verbal descriptions of the action and situations

Last year Albers was one of the worst relief pitchers on the league with like a 6+ era and way negative WAR

What the fuck happened?

>>76397377
Last year he was in the AL (Actual League)

THANK YOU BASED UPTON

Upton is pretty hot

Red Sox suck

Is this the Craig Biggio general?

Porcello is such a meme pitcher. doesn't deserve that cy young. smdh also letting CC pitch 8 shutout innings in under 100 pitches

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Buck vs. Dallas for the Cy Young

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

>Get taken out for defense
>Throw your helmet
>Hit the GOAT in the face

You should really only be allowed to post ITT if you've taken part in 500+ innings of serious competitive baseball.

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MARINERS!

>>76398157
I've been my team's competitive designated shitposter for the last 8 seasons. Fuck off.

>>76398115
wait what fag hit based miggy in the face?

Twins @ Mariners game thread
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>>76398293

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>get completely shut down by a guy making his ML debut

Beer is literally going to be ours

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You have 10 seconds to name a bigger blackhole duo in the middle of a lineup.

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red sox lose

>>76398562
any nl teams pitcher spot and another random hitter

>>76398692
>pitcher hitting in the middle of the lineup

>>76398715
4d chess senpai

>>76398715
joe memedon probably will do it one day

Webm of Kershaw chimping out?

are the royals elite

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>>76399131
>Webm
no, you get a gif

>of Kershaw chimping out?
no, you get Kershaw taking off

>pierats

>Pirates

Fuck off I just wanted to watch MLB Tonight

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PIRATES WHAT THE FUCK

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>Padres and Braves fans think their team has a chance to land Seth Beer

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>>76399300
You forgot phillies fans too

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>>76399131

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>>76399232

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>>76399346
I'm sorry, did YOU just lose 14-1 to the Braves?

>Odouble hit yet another 2bagger
This guy.

>>76399435
Wait, >we beat you? Uh...

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>>76399377

>>76399377
>>76399232
The one from today's game after he got taken out early

man the pierats are so fucking shit. doesn't help that baltimore are such home babbies

>>76394770
this post is accurate
but to elaborate
>perez
>enny romero
>kelley 2 TJ shitloser
>koda
all these men are useless, only obese albers can save us

>Tanaka was supposed to be the Yankees' only good pitcher this year
>He's been their worst pitcher all year
Really makes you think

>>76399606
sincere question, what the fuck is his problem?

>>76399606
>>76399650
He's just not together. I think he's turning into a high-function alcoholic. The Yankees better watch him or he will turn into Koji Uehara.

>>76399650
The same thing that happens to all Japanese pitchers not named Nomo or Darvish. They have a couple good years, get figured out, and start to suck.

>>76398051
>Craig Biggio general?
Craig Vizio general.

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>>76399683
>high functioning alcoholic
>talented, humble japanese man consumed by the sinful degeneracy of american life

>>76399650
The split isn't splitting. It's very clean the separation in velocity between his fastball and split isn't there when it needs to be. His K/9 had been decreasing season after season and his velocity when he first arrived here was legit 97mph with a 87mph split. He learned to pitch at 91-93 and still was effective. The split however has disappeared. His 2 seam isn't running. His off speed isn't good.

>>76399794
DW Griffith made a movie about this sort of thing

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/los-ángeles/

>>76399961
We get it, you're a spic. Great gimmick.

>>76399683

Tanaka naked and jerkin' it in time square when?

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>>76399979
Por que tu te enojas papi jajajajaja es un memes no te agüites todo estará galán

>>76400077

She looks so fake, just like everything else about LA

>>76396508
IM GONNA PIRATE YOUR GAMES, BRYCE

>>76399683
taking a page from cc's book of pitching like a yankee, huh

>>76400077
CHI

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>>76399839
>DW Griffith
which movie are you referring to?

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Are Yankees starters contractually obligated to be drunk alcoholics?

manny machado fucking sucks, 2bh. Can't believe there are people that would honestly pick him over Harper for the Yankees

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The train keeps a rollin'.

>>76400219
It's called Broken Blossoms. Dude is actually Chinese though, and he goes to England.

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>>76400112

>>76400238
and their closers are wife beaters, it's just class top to bottom with this team

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>>76399683

>mfw reading this

>>76400260
He doesn't suck. He's just not better than Arenado. Defensively or offensively. Camden is a baby park. They should be leading baseball in homers every season.

>>76400340
>Hurr durr I'm just a fucking snow spic pretending I know baseball lol
Fuck you. Quit pretending like you actually watch baseball you bandwagon leaf. I'm not even a Yankees fan, but having to deal with you faggots in Red Sox gamethreads is absolutely unbearable. Blue Jays fans are just a bunch of seudo intellectual baseball fans with no real knowledge on their team. They read up on the latest ESPN news to get the low down on who's dick there players are sucking, and who said what. They don't understand sabermetrics. They don't understand the intricit cogs of the game. Fuck all of you retards.

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>>76400371
>Camden is a baby park
>Coors isn't

>>76400294

She's very pretty, but I stand by my point

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Oh hey our super fast prospect is hurt for the 18th time

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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>76400454
wow man that was unexpected and it really hurt

i haven't even been to a red cux thread in like 3 full days

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>rags defense

>>76400260
Harper sucked last year for no real reason too. You'd think the yankees would take it easy with the huge contracts after they got burned by the last 8

>rags

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Why are Dodgers grils the best grils?

>>76400454
fucking mad as hell LOL

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>>76400494
Why you mad at fake LA girls?

>>76400629
For no real reason? His shoulder was clearly injured. It was so obvious in his swing. Who is your team and how old you, you ignorant piece of shit? How can you even think you can have an opinion on baseball

>>76400730
>Who is your team and how old you
Dodgers, 19, faggot.

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Yup.

>Trey Mancini

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>>76400693
haters on /sp/ always hatin as heck.

>orioles winning at home
not surprised at all

>>76400816
>bombston being butthurt
not surprised at all

>>76400797
Nobody like your fanbase though lol. You stupid annoying dumb faggot.

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>rags
webm when?

>>76400797
>Craig Biggio in charge of handling the banter

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>>76400835
like clockwork

Can someone post webm of the Rangers game-losing error?

I wonder what the worst ERA in a game ever was, where the pitcher has the most IP out of everyone else, and the pitchers game was still marked as a W.

>>76400830
what in my post implied that i'm a roid sux fan?

>>76400886
JUST

>>76400890
Holy shit, was this in the Astrodome???

classic >rags loss right there

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>>76400886
>>76400895
gimme a minute, gotta wait for it to be posted on mlb.com.

in the meantime
>rags

>>76400886
>getting trolled by AstroTurf

>>76400979
its dirt not turf

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JUST

>>76400371

Why couldn't he hit in may?

>>76401129
hehehehe

>>76401129
>R A G S

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>>76401129

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>astros

>>76401172
Not that funny
>>76401177
Not that funny
>>76401178
Not that funny

And I'm really not a rags fan. Rags posting is just unfunny most of the time.

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>>76401129

>>76400730
>Why you mad at fake LA girls?

they're basic bitches

>>76401129
wew lad!

>>76401238
>Craig Biggio role playing as a >rags fan

>>76401238
pffft HAHAHAHAHA

>>76401238
>rags

>bustcada 10 for his last 63 with 24 strikeouts in AAA

>>76401242
"basic-bitch" is a term left in 2015.

Want to know how I know you're a virgin and uncool?

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>>76401129
ayy lmao

>>76401335

>Want to know how I know you're a virgin and uncool?


sure why not

>rags

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>>76401383
You're the embodiment of anger and bitterness
>sees pretty girl
>"REEEEEEEEE PLASTIC BITCH REEEEE!!!! 1!1!!!"

has anyone every tried to start a baseball thread on /r9k/? I can imagine it being very popular. It might have more activity than on here. That way you can have both your main boards in one.

>>76401213
Our ace pitcher was out sick so we had a rookie's first pitching appearance but GG regardless

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the call that saved baltimore

>>76401533
>If you don't like my plastic surgery women you're a loser virgin

Is this the >rags thread

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>>76401648
yes

>>76401537
>not up against an easy win AL West opponent
>ace pretends to be sick to keep his precious #-0 start intact
kek I remember someone did this last year, but for the like of me can't remember who. He faked injuries twice in 2 weeks to avoid Kershaw and then got blasted in a game that Urias started for his first loss

>>76401757
Good
Nice

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>>76401759
>He faked injuries twice in 2 weeks to avoid Kershaw and then got blasted in a game that Urias started for his first loss
They deserve it if they slack and fake injuries to avoid tough opponents. I'd say the same for Keuchel if that's what he really did.

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>>76401759
Lmao it was fucking Strasburg. He had "inflammation" and was 10-0 or 11-0 at that point. that game was so fucking hyped he didn't lose that urias start he took a no decision. Kershaw fucked them with 12K over 8 in his absence. Today Kershaw gave Strasburg his L.

>>76401129
incredible

why dont dodgers fans talk about how great urias is anymore?

I heard rich hill is so good he deserves a big contract

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>Martes getting called up

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Royals are only 5.0 games behind with plenty of baseball left to play, the only teams infront of them are the Minnesota Twinks, Indians, and the detoilet snorefest.

Their post season ship is far from sailed and we're no longer at the bottom of the AL Central

Damn that was a shit ass game lmao

stop playing minor leaguers

>>76403923
to be honest i dont see leaveland making the postseason, it will be the twins

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>>76403923
Whats that? Did you say the Royals 2017 season is already over? The AL Central is statistically the weakest division in baseball, and look at where the Twins finished at the end of 2016. Theyre the ones leading the division. They were bottom dwellers, the royals post season run is far from over in 2017, and has only actually just begun. Being 5.0 games behind, and it isn't even the all star break yet!

Infront of the twins we have the two AL Central Rejects, who are the last 2 teams in the AL to win a world series despite being in one in the current decade! Shocking right? At least the White Sox knows how to finish it up in this millennium.

So if you're making your post season predictions, think again, like the Saber metrics on KC has always been wrong, predicting them to not even in the division how pathetic is that, just like your predictions KC finishes in the basement.

They'll be crowned another division title, and make it to the ALCS at the very least.

>>76401921

Kikelel drank too much last night and had a hangover

>>76404019

I hope so

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>>76403923
>>76404027

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>>76404055
Also i believe like the Royals were once nearly 10gb in the division, and they bridged that gap in half, in less then half the season!

Truly on their way to win.

>>76404107
I thought you guys all left after 2015. Cool to see Royals fans left. I like Wade Davis.

>>76404157

god damnit we should trade for Wade Davis

>>76404198
Well you can have him because he's MINE.

>>76404198
Soler for Springer 1:1

>>76404107
Jorge Bonifacio looks like a fairybook genie and he makes me horny

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>>76404157
i miss wade davis man, and like. I'll still be here shitposting about the royals. Still posting the face that makes Canadians mad. I love this team, even it's shittyness. I just hope we keep Perez man. I'm going to miss him if he goes.

>>76404228
I wonder how many people get horny when they think of Bonifacio.

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I thought for sure nobody would take that bait but agreed with the sentiment even though you got hooked son
Hooked hard up in the lip like

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>>76404275

>>76404320
Thank you based bearded boy

GIB WADE FUCKING DAVIS YOU CHIRAQ KEKBS

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>justin smoak is not only going to be worth his extension, he'll be value for it

truly we have passed into bizzarro territory

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>>76404314
im drunk and might lose my job man, so I'm just royals posting this shit up

Also daily reminder, this was actually a homerun, regardless of interference or not.

>>76404336
No. Poop on you and your face.

>>76404361

Wow that's rude. I still hope you beat the Methinals though I guess

>>76404360
Glove's clearly behind the wall

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daily reminder Ned Yost has the best post season record out of any manager in the MLB and you cant change that, and if current trends pan out, he'll keep that title!

Driiiiip