He didn't ACTUALLY kill himself, r-right?

I hope so

I remember people saying he used to cut himself when United won games, so maybe this finally tipped him over

His entire life was spent on /sp/. Now if he ever comes back he will only be mocked just like any poo in loo. He probably killed himself.

>Slav necked himself
another one bites the dust, t.b.h.

Who?

And On the Fourth Day He Rose from the Dead

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>>76391986
Good day my Slovakian friend.

Have you seen any of your compatriots matching this description by any chance?

He was last seen on the 24th of May. His father is very worried something awful may have happened to him.

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>>76391590
I hope Pogba doesn't win the CL next year, guy might go on a shooting spree

>>76391590
Nah, I've been posting well into the morning hours after CL final --> http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76301574/ and we've discussed the match itself and Juve squad situation thoroughly like 2 days ago --> http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76349155/
What else is there to talk about in /trans/ right now? Juve aren't signing anyone yet, and Manure keep getting snubbed by everyone which is hilarious (and honestly unexpected) enough but I'll wait for some proper desperate scam purchase like Perishit to get excited about.

Why would based Slovak kill himself? Dying of laughter at watching Pogba dab with the Europa League?

>>76392248
BASED SLOVAK

I bet the Customers thought they were safe for a moment

>>76392729
Because he's a juve bandwagoner

>>76391590
good mentally unfit people need to off themselves.

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>>76392781
Kek, never

>>76392787
Poor Juventus fans, all they have is a mighty double to comfort themselves :(

I don't like slander

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>>76392826
Not everyone can achieve the most prestigious TREBLE known to football world, and in their first season nonetheless. Tough luck

>Pogba won a European trophy this season
>Juventus didn't, get THRASHED in the final 4-1
>Pogba unironically left Juventus to go to Man U to win European silverware

Huh

>>76392248
Based Slovak, keep fighting the good fight m8

Forza juve

>>76392927
>EL
>European Trophy
>implying losing to Real Madrid is in any way comparable to (barely) beating the likes of Rostov, Anderlecht and Ajax
And as we all know, >mouyes himself considers the competition absolutely worthless and needed it only because they failed completely in the league

Anyone else just feel sorry for him?

>>76393042
i feel sorry for the utd bandwagoners making threads about an /sp/ user they got ptsd from

>>76393018
>>EL
>>European Trophy
Yeah, that's how it works.

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>>76393001
Based Ameribro
>customers crawling out of the woodwork like roaches as soon as /trans/ starts
>only to witness all their top targets telling Manure to fuck off
>mfw

>>76393042
why would we?
he brings joy into every ABU's life and just by mentioning his name he strucks terror into the costumers hearts

>>76393073
It's like saying you got Olympic gold, when it's actually Paralympics you competed in. I wouldn't expect a customer to notice the difference of course, considering their primary source of football information is Manure Twitter account.

>>76393042
I used to troll the shit out of him but now I just feel bad

>>76393107
How many times have you cut yourself since Saturday?

>>76392826
They were gimmes. If they failed to win either it would have been embarrassing.

>>76392787
He's actually an arsenal fan.

>>76393107
>this post
Overcompensating, methinks.

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>>76393141
>>76393118
>Y-you're so m-mad
How's the Griezmann deal la? Wasn't he officially confirmed when Manure qualified for CL?

Has he admitted that Buffon is the most overrated player of our lifetime?

>>76393250
>2-7

>>76393250
what's your opinion on sczczeny la

>>76393250
Keep it up based slovak

>United just announced as the biggest club in the world
>Juventus aren't even one of the top 2 biggest clubs in Italy
embarrassing. so embarrassing.

>>76393339
Slovak ABU BTFO
We are so fucking rich bros

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>>76393281
>6th (sixth)
>muh Happy Meal "treble"
>Mbrappe says Manure play dogshit football and he doesn't want to be part of that
>Greaseman heavily implies he'll join if they qualify for CL, tells them to fuck off regardless
>Lukaku says he wants to go to Chelsea and Manure can fuck off
>now they're settling for Madrid benchwarmer who scored 15 goals in 63 Serie A matches playing for strongest local team
Comedy
>>76393284
Had an excellent previous season obviously, but isn't he inconsistent as hell in the long term? That's what everyone says. Anyway I consider him Neto replacement, not Buffon's successor

>>76393339
ABU here. Wow I just got owned lol

>>76393339
hate utd but i just got tooled. what do i say to this?

>>76393339
Liverpool fan here. Even I must admit ABUs just got DESTROYED

>>76393379
Trying WAY too hard. Just take a break for like, a week? Things won't seem so real then.

>>76393339
ABU here just want to say i got absolutely btfo and i'm considering not posting ever again

>>76393379
You've lost it mate. Put some more effort into trolling

>>76392248

wew lad literally S E E T H I N G

>>76393267
Squawka stats don't go far back enough

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>>76393327
Next season should be even better for ABUs - no more Community Shield and EL babby competitions to win and masquerade as some achievements, plus after finishing 6th they're struggling to get any reinforcements. Even with all the money in the world lmao
>>76393368
>Perisic
>Lindelof
>Morata
>in talks with Balotelli
Be afraid, PL (and CL), be very afraid

>>76393379
>defending his points this hard on an ANONYMOUS Kyrgyzstanian turf exchange forum


JESUS ALLAH

Calm down dude. This is the definition of seething. You got btfo. Allow it.

rareflag-posting is a kind of socially accepted tripfaggotry

>>76393497
slovakia isn't a rareflag tho there's like 3 of them

>>76393018
guidetti gave manure their EL

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>>76393441
>>76393458
>zero arguments between the two of (You)
And you're telling me to put some effort in? Not even interested in summer /sp/ posting much this year and waiting for next season to start, but considering there's a thread with Slovak flag it seems customers simply can't get by without my constant presence.

>>76393490
He literally cuts himself cos of /sp/

Honestly Slovak, take a break. Not trolling you or taking the piss. Just take a break from your computer for a while. I'm worried

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>>76393520
Fucking useless shit

That which is falling, should be pushed

I LAUGH AT YOUR FUCKING FACE SLOVAKIA
etc

>>76393547
I genuinely hope that isn't true. Because that's too far man.

>>76393532
Just giving you some good-natured advice. No one is trying to engage you in an argument lol, as badly as you want to type up your paragraphs.

>90 million pounds for obese Luca Toni

>>76393547
>if I repeat "he cuts himself" for 7 months, maybe someone will believe it
It's hilarious how you attempt to take the high ground because I >obsess over your shitty customer club, and yet you obsess over Anonymous /sp/ poster >>76393063 Which one is more pathetic? Just filter Slovakia if you're getting butthurt too much,kek

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>>76393581
>I don't even want to discuss football, just this one particular Slovak poster
Meta cancer

>>76393678
This isn't a thread about football, it's a thread about you. Why would I be talking about anything else?

>>76393695
and how is he wrong about calling you meta cancer?

>>76393695
It wasn't directed at you personally, but the purpose of this thread like you're saying. It's not my fault there are only handful Slovak posters on /sp/ so traumatised customers can channel all their frustration into a single flag. Anyway you're right, lack of actual topics leads to Reddit-tier tripfag boogeyman faggotry like this, best thing to do is wait for the season to start.
Peace

>>76393792
Hope you get the help you need :)

>>76392927
Nobody gives a fuck about a shit trophy like EL except the smaller teams that can't possibly win the CL. KYS if you think ManU accomplished anything there. It's akin to going to the trophy shop and buying your own (for a rich club, anyway)

Hala Madrid

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>>76394410
he's right my amerifat friend

I never really cared about it, so what the fuck is an ABU?

>>76395383
anyone but ukraine

>>76395383
Anyone but Universidad Católica

>>76395383
Anyone but Urawa Reds.

>>76395383
Anyone but Uruguay

>>76393467
pathetic