You now remember Nolito

>>76385783
Manchester is basically a cave. A cave full of heroin junkies

why do Spanish players hate England? it is like an insta kill for them. even managers look worse there. look at Pep. looks like he is suicidal.

nothing wrong with washing the moor genes out

>>76386053

They literally can't handle a cold tuesday night in Stoke

>>76386053
lack of sun causes epression

>>76386053
3F rule

bad food, bad females and bad forecast

>>76386053
Rafa loves it here atleast

>>76386053
manchester is a shit hole on most standards and especially when compared to the Mediterranean lifestlye

london is better but still not great comared to the med

t. londoner with loads of spanish and italian friends and spanish gf

europe is a shithole

>>76386127
>and spanish gf
sure

but Nolito didn't start too bad? Pep lost faith in him pretty quick

>>76386053
>shit food
>shit architecture
>no sun
>ugly women
>weird people

i was in Manchester for a month, the only thing i liked was the money i made and the TV

>>76386053
Spain is literally the foreign country with most players in England. The PL has been dominated by spanish players for over a decade. Chelsea is basically a spanish team
'La Liga players can't cut it in england' is just a meme no one outside of /epl/ believes

>>76386193
no one says they cant cut it you idiot. the best players in the league are all foreign, everyone knows that. its that they personally hate it, which is true

>>76386187
post licenses or didn't happen

>>76386122
Literally a naked mole rat

>>76386215
Silva, Mata, Fabregas, Benitez, Herrera, Costa, all have been in England for years without complaints

>>76386193
>The PL has been dominated by Spanish players for over a decade

Kek

>>76386259
It's true you paki

>>76386287
Yeah like David Silva and Arsenal era Fabregas. Outside of that you're listing flash in the pans like Torres

>>76386259
You know it is true mate, english players are even more pathetic than dutch ones.

But hey maybe you can redeem it by calling Harry the mouthbreather worldclass while Lukaku has been better with a team twice as shite

Spanish players in the Premier League Team of the Season for the last 8 seasons.

Cesc
Silva
De Gea x 4
Mata
Costa
Bellerin

9 out of 88 spots

>>76386344
>Lukaku has been better with a team twice as shite

kane has more goals and assists in fewer games and does far more in a game in general, linking play etc

but ok

>>76386340
From Xabi Alonso to Marcos Alonso spaniards have been by far the most successful foreigners in England
Find me a nationality that comes close, not even France can compete

>>76386344
Who mentioned England? Also nobody is as pathetic as your top 'talents' like Depay and Janssen.

>>76386376
Because they are one of the most common nationalities. Xabi Alonso is another name you can add though, that's 3. I could name far more French.

English players

Hart x2
Rooney x2
Milner
Cole
Wilshere
Parker
Baines x2
Walker x2
Carrick
Ferdinand
Cahill x3
Shaw
Lallana
Sturridge
Gerrard
Terry
Kane x3
Bertrand
Rose x2
Deli Alli x2
Vardy

31 out of 88 spots

Is football, dare I say it, coming home?

>>76386245
oh wow all those players. some of them have complained though.

>>76386422
>that's 3
lol let's forget the FIVE players that won the league this year, because you say so

French

Kante x2
Payet
Nasri
Sagna
Evra

Belgium

Vermaelen
Kompany x3
Hazard x4
Vertonghen
Alderwiereld
Lukaku

11 out of 88 spots. Impressive, more than Spain

>>76386473
>winning the league
>'dominated the league for a decade'

Kek, only Azpilicueta and Marcos Alonso start. Costa is Brazilian and Pedro and Fabregas are subs.

>>76386513
They did dominate it, they are the most numerous and successful foreigner in the league and have been since the mid 00s
Pedro is a starter btw
Also even among the second rate players most of the best ones are/were spanish
Cazorla, Mata, Pedro, etc
It's not only the best ones, they dominate the league at every level

What's the least depressing place in England?

Brighton?

>>76386759
the lake district

>>76386759
Gibraltar

>>76386759
London, is the most cosmpolitan city in the UK and you don't get to see so many Bongs

>>76386759
Dover seems nice. The weather is porbably better, as well.

>>76386759

Durham

>spaniard discovers soap.jpg

>>76387118
Fuck off it's hills, rain, northerners and posh uni twats not quite good enough for oxbridge

>>76387144

still mad about attending red brick?

>>76387225
That makes no sense, how the fuck would I know about Durham without going there

>>76386759
villages on the thames outside of london

>>76387237

thought Durham was sandstone but I wouldn't know really

>>76386759
It was Sherwood last time they did a happiness survey.

England is shit but Nolito is a crybaby Andalucian pussy

>>76386759
cornwall

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>>76387342
Andalucía is the real Spain

>>76385783
>colour
Will spaghetti's ever learn to spell?

>>76386422
Henry left the EPL 10 years ago

>>76387384
googled Cornwall.. looks pretty comfy indeed

>>76387409
The real Spain is ASTURIAS you asshole.
Andalucia is a shame

>>76386368
Kane also statpads and chokes when it matters lol

>>76386759
liverpool, la

>>76386053
Mourinho looked like shit after Madrid

>>76386772
kek

>>76386759

any town with less than 50,000 people. All the cities are shitholes

>>76385953

We're all on the spice now, la'.

>>76387817
This tbqh, Kane always scores against shit teams like Arsenal and Everton. Can't get it done against the big clubs though.

>>76386759
falklands isnt that good 2bh

>>76386759
Millwall

>>76386759
Northumberland