/rug/ - Traditional dancing edition

1st for Lions will lose unless they play Scottish players

*dabs*

>>76382869
i love it when the ref incompetently blows the whistle repeatedly during fights

wayne barnes is the only based ref

Now that was off side

>>76382887
I think some of our younger guys let them fight after blowing the one and only "stop lads" whistle that the ref has a moral obligation to do.

Blues just aren't cashing in on the opportunities they created

>>76382887
>wayne barnes is the only based ref
>not are Nige

>>76382908
lol he's gay

>>76382869
Stander is such a fucking MEME

A Ioane is literally a fit version of Fatvea.

*dabs in extra time*

Any other kiwi team would smashing these pathetic Loins by now. Yes, even the Queefs.

>>76382908
fuck i have been exposed on my shit memory, i meant nige

/me sudoku

>>76382908
nigel is a melt who crumbles under a pound of crowd pressure

>Cowardly Poos player goes to his knees in the face of a LIONS GOD to trick the ref into giving a penalty for a high tackle
Not surprised at this level of pettiness from NZ

Not backed.

>>76382869
I'm done defending the loins we're going to get fucked by the AB's

praise allah for that try

thats nowells hand

try

LOL

>LOINS

Clearly all Noles hand jej

*dabs into the lead*

Always loved Sunni.

>England causing ''''us'''' to lose.
Worthless cunts ruin everything

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>lions supporters wanking on about the rain being in their favour
>you now remember big strong lion called NZ the unironic coldest, wettest and windiest game he has ever played at
>He then caught a cold to prove his point

Your still in our house lad, don't catch a cold

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

> intentionally hitting the post

Alhamdulilah

>be loins player
>end up losing half of game to super rugby team

*record scratch*

you're probably wondering how I got here...

>>76382946
Next level tactics lad

>>76382946
A clever tactic by the disingenuous, dishonourable kiwi scum

Lions have been very unlucky with refball tbdesu

>>76382949
They have improved since last week. They are losing by less this game.

>>76382944
>muh BOD
>Getting fucked over by a warm, gentle breeze at the Caketin
kek, I wish he really did doyd back in 2005

Maximum kek that

>>76382887
We need Swedish refs desu

They'll pull their shorts down and bend over at the first sign of confrontation

>>76382949
Wonder which loins player would be the main character for this hit comedy

>>76382954
Explain the Blues player falling over after getting the ball tipped to him from a lineout on his five meter line and being penalised for collapsing a maul.

>>76382951
Only the South Island super rugby teams qualify as Kiwi desu mate

>>76382954
It has been a bit both ways 2bh. Nett result of "fair" so far.

IT'S GOIMG TO BE AN EVEN BIGGER BTFO THAN 2005!!!!

>>76382961
Biggar

>>76382869
Is it just me or has Nowell been fuckin shite

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>>76382941
Underrated lad

>>76382967
Laidlaw

it seems to me that the lions are going to to blown the fuck out by the all blacks

Biggar's going to win smashed em bro so far.

>>76382975
Didn't you lose to Italy?

>>76382906
First Blues game you've watched this year?

>>76382975
No one other than delusional English men have said otherwise

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>the city of "great" britain and ireland

>>76382946
>>Stephen "I-was-only-pretending-to-miss-the-posts" Perofeta

>>76382981
>not realising we have a secret weapon come half time

>>76382982
>Paying for sideways seats
pleb

gatland should get the best dabbers on the field asap

>>76382982
based devvo lad

>>76382982
do a dab on cam

Game's so boring that this guy >>76382982
has put his head down and gone to sleep. Shameful.

tuuteeeeeeeemerhimaiwi AAAAAAAUE

>>76382993
kek

>>76382984
W can probably flick out a plumber or 2. They seem to shake the lions plenty.

So who are we voting for tomorrow then lads?

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>>76382989
Kek

christ this maori singing is giving me primary school flashbacks

>>76382999
reluctant mummy may. wouldnt trust corbyn or farron with my tescos shopping let alone defense

>>76382999
Eddie Jones

Can't wait for Peehigher to come on and ruin it.

>>76382982
what shit seats

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*jumps spasticly*

>>76383004
Say goodbye to 4chinz in the UK then

Blues backline is looking pretty damn great.

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Seems like the ref had a bit of a think at half-time and decided to stop letting the lions cheat.
Lions supporters right now.

>>76383004
>4chan is now an extremist website
>you get outed as a nonce because someone once posted CP on /b/

BASED unpronounceable islander lads

*dabs*

Don't think I'll be buying a Tudor watch.

One of there defenders was early off the line 2bh.

>>76382869
lol at how everyone was calling this 'the best loins team in years'

just fuck my shit up

>>76382968
arguably been at fault for both tries so far

FOR TODAAAAAAAAY

I REMEMBER YOUR SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE

>Lions escaping by a couple of centimetres
3-0

>>76383031
*pulls into driveway repeatedly*
*last one is shockingly a cop to report dead husband*

>>76383028
>Best Lions team in years
>Only play every 4 years

>>76383028
This is one of the better Blues teams in years desu.

>>76383036
>been playing for over 100 years

lel

>>76383038
which goes to show how shit they were before this year

>>76382869
Haskell is literally the most un-dynamic back row I've ever seen

payne is living up to his name haha zing!

*dabs*

>LFWRLABM

>>76383046
hahahah boomfa

'no'wells

>>76383039
>Been a fag your whole life

oh nowelly

Matt Droppie.

The Blues ladies and gentlemen

is west anygood?

>>76383057
bad pass to be honest

>>76383060
Lol @ this post.

Imagine having to focus on catching the ball, running and breathing

No wonder that "intelligent" NHer dropped the ball then.

>>76383060
I prefer Big Ben

*doesn't roll away

> nowell

>>76383060
He's fucking elite m8

>>76383060
literally the worst excuse for a super rugby 10 in history

>>76383060
Issie West is an electrician m8

>>76383071
>>76383066
>>76383063
all the west hater btfo

Lions literally have no existed this half.

>>76383060
He's so so

>Sinckler
what an ugly mug

>letting the blues build a lead on you

Jesus I would pull the plug out of the telly if I was a Brit

>>76383055
>has to resort to namecalling

kek this is why no one takes your country seriously outside of rugby

>>76383078
If the Loins don't win now when the Poos have West on, then they are going to get fucking destroyed by every other team they play in this tour.

>>76383083
waste of a tv license

Is he doyd?!!

thats a fucking red

ref was going to let it go lol

Teams that are done:
Loins
Teams in glorious ascension:
the mighty Blues

>>76382869
hahaha BOOMFA

>fine with letting that go

ah yes the northern hemisphere

Sexton best kicker in world rugby

FACT

*chokeslams opposing player*

Heh, nothing personnel.

>not a card
wew they can't complain about refball now lads

Blues > Cumsaders

Would be winning if we had less english and more Welsh desu.

t. neutral Scot

>>76383107
This t b h.

>you will NEVER be as muscular, handsome, or intelligent as blues year guy

based NH solidarity

>>76383107
This 2bh

>arms around his neck
>tackling in the air
>not a card

>>76383110

Would be winning if it was any British team. The Lions are a meme team

>>76383116
stop crying

if we wanted your man dead we'd send Dan Cole up in the air

*pointlessly kicks the ball away*

carded surely

thats a yella

not even 5 min later lol

>two in a row

>tackling in the air again

lol

>>76383123
Can Dan Cole even jump?

>>76382869
Liam Williams is a fucking MADMAN lol

>>76383123
t. Still cries about a 12 year old fair tackle

Ref made the right call after doing the same thing twice now though so we will let I go

>COULDA DOYD

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what is he thinking right now?

*dabs*

>all these shit Welsh players only in the squad cos of Gatland playing shit

What a surprise

>Yellow
F I N A L L Y
I
N
A
L
L
Y

>>76383132
probably like an inch or so

>>76383137
> we dibbed when we shoulda dabbed

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>>76383141
looks familiar

>>76382869
Tana Umaga seems pretty fukin based

>>76383140

>It's an Englishman doesn't realize they're the reason they usually lose these tours and Irish and Welsh have to save them everytime episode

>>76383107

Watch the Crusaders put 50 on the Loins.

>>76383146
Sweetie you are supposed to hate him with every fiber in your body.

>>76383145
that photo is so triggering

where were you that day britfags?

>>76383137
at least I beat my son

more like the Fuckland Poos

>>76383146

Literally our worst team lol

>>76383155
No one is going to disagree with you.

>>76383147
I'm actually Irish m8

(Northern Irish Nationalist)

>>76382869
Oh my god he would have fucking scored

How shit are we

Ihaia West ladies and gents

>>76383146
Blues are like the worst Kiwi team

Crusaders are going to pump us by like 30+

>>76383160

You need your own flags

Would this Lions team beat the KANGZ?

>>76383152
why

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Lions fans right now

>>76383155
>beating your best
kek
KEK

>wallabies soften up the lions on their last tour
>New Zealand now pretending that this is all their doing

Kek. Stay riding our coat tails kiwi faggots.

>>76383169
Unironically think that the Cheetohs would have a good shot.

>>76383147
>liam williams saved us
>yellow card

Thanks Wales!

>>76383170
>why
12 years ago, your media can't seem to get over it and they are you lot.

>>76383177
thanks onii-chan

This is a thrilling match of rugby.

>>76383177
yeah but we softened you up before that so it evens out

Rieko on All Blacks watch.

I think we can all agree that, no matter the result, the real winner today is the game of rugby.

>>76383146
Can't wait for his based nephew to play for England and dump tackle Ringtone in a 6 nations decider.

>>76383192

I'd rather watch the Cheetohs v KANGZ.

>>76383199
ill be fuming if fatvea gets in ahead of him

Money Bills has had a pretty great game. I'm feeling better about the ABs midfield.

>Kick for the 3
The lions literally don't back themselves, how do they expect to chase the 7 times table with the 3 times table?

>>76383199
Akira going to be left behind lel

>>76383177
Thanks you delusional cunt.

>>76383200
desu rugby would be the winner only if the lions won every game on this tour
it would inspire all brits/irish to play and would inspire nz to work harder to be the best again

>>76383200
It's the bank accounts of the NZRU and the players.

>>76383211
Found the seething kiwi freshcunt lads.

>>76383207
I think the commentators said the same thing: Considering they have only 14 men on the field atm it's smart to get any points they can, otherwise I would agree with you.

>>76383200
This, kind anon <3!

HEY, YOU HERE LAD?

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INTERNET FRIENDS XDXD

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I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS

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YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS

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LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
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the lions back play is sad

Scotland

Is this the beginning of a new era of Blues dominance?

>>76383219
Get a look at this faggot

>>76383219
all me

>>76383212
Meanwhile the entire northern hemisphere has just managed to piss away the tiny amount of respect they had in NZ

>>76383219
>>>/r/madlads

>>76383219
haha boomfa

>>76383220
Too many English players tbqhwy

>sending a sub on as captain

What did he mean by this?

>>76383219
*dabs*

>>76383216
I have a feeling you are >>76383211

There are these things called jokes and taking the piss

>>76383219
Pathetic

>>76382869
kek New Zealand CANNOT scrum

you boys can't scum hahaha boomfa

>>76383226
>for six months england thought they could beat the abs

>>76383220
NH*

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>>76383238
Not quite

*dabs for the lads*

>west comes on
>instantly start losing

BOOMFA

haha ah yes the brilliant 3 times tables

>>76383240
>the supposed best props from 4 nations who pride themselves on winning games through scrum penalties
>poos subs

What a shock.

>>76382869
sorry NZ cunts

NH set piece dominance is too strong you're never going to win

whelp it's over

Lions cleansweep confirmed i'm sorry to say lads

>>76383240
Hahaha remember how we couldn't defend before this game?

Hahahaha so funny that now we can't scrum. HahHahah

Next we won't know how to maul hahaha!

Hahaha it's almost like these are several different teams with different skill sets Hahahaha

Boomfas ahahahaha

>Halfpenny runs sideways and falls over as he makes a one metre pass
thanks Gatland

>>76383253
haha boomfa

>>76383253
>THIS SEETHING DAMAGE CONTROL

Kek. NZ rugby confirmed in DECLINE.

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>peehia comes on

>>76383261
*seethes southern hemispherically*

>>76383240
Literally 90% of the All Blacks forward pack is in the Crusaders. The Lions scrum is gonna get raped on Saturday.

>loins take lead for first time in 30 minutes
>posts with british flags increases dramatically

activates the almonds

>complain about west
>that happens
i just cant win tonight lads

Sonny Bill GOATiams

looooooooooool

>>76383261
>getting baited this hard

boomfa boomfa

BOOMFA HAHAHAHAHA

>>76383071
AHAHAHAHAHJAH BTFO

Rev up those GB flags boys. How's the defence going?

>>76383275
>Blues quickly retake the lead with a better try than the Loins will score this entire tour
>posts with british flags go back to normal levels

West haters btfo'd

*offloads*
hehe nice try pooions

>>76383248
You were saying

>>76383272
*scores southern hemispherically*

*dabs*

>Lions

Which part of Auckland are you lads from?

>>76383261
>is kiwi
>makes fun of everyone else
>the best team that his nations capital (which has over 95% of his nations population) can muster gets hopelessly EXPOSED in multiple FUNDAMENTAL area by a ragtag group of lads on holiday who've only played together for a week
>Wah everyone is being mean to me

Fucking pathetic.

>>76382869
I take back all my previous boomfas, I'm now supporting New Zealand for the duration of this tour

>>76383300
*worships Southern HemiGODS northern hemispherically*

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>>76383248
in keeping with tradition of course

>unironically scores a try as i type
>forces me to change file name

>dabs

>le fug le west
kek
CASUALS
THE LOT OF YOU

Goddamn that was beautiful.

>>76383299
>>76383291
the state of me lads

>>76383294
P-PLEASE LIKE MY POST BIG STRONG KIWIS I WANT YOUR COCK OH GOD FUCK JUST HAKA ALL OVER MY FACE PLEASE

>>76383302
One of the many places in NZ named after somewhere in Scotland

>The

>absolute

>fucking

>STATE

>of Northern Hemisphere rugby

TIME TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES BONGS AND POTATO NIGGERS

rugby wins desu

>>76383286
>implying any of that was serious at all

At least you didn't get this baited >>76383303

>>76383303
auckland isnt the capital you didgereedumbfuck

>I was only pretending to be retarded: the thread

What's your favourite Mahler symphony lads?

>>76383327
>I'M NOT MAD U R MAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

have a nap lad.

>>76382869
loins you're all a fucking disgrace

>>76383331
You took that bit of bait pretty easy lad

>>76383333

Damn nice trips

>>76383331
more like skuxembourg lads

>>76383333
quads of unfortunate truth
>>76383315
>implying
NZ lad living in London my friend

>>76383333
Based Luxembourg truthies.

>>76383333
boomfa

TEAMS THAT ARE FINISHED:
THE LIONS
TEAMS THAT ARE IN GLORIOUS ASCENSION:
BLUES

>>76383342
>trips
>>76383345
>flag

Lads

CAPTCHA: Murray Please

Now the poos just need to play stable rugby and hold onto the ball.

Lol.

>the casual NH fans start Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing

Catch you guys in the gloating thread, this one is ruined

fuck this ref

KEK fucking nisbo

What if we lose all the club games but win against the ABs?

>>76383358
Love it.

>>76383358
>3358▶
>Now the poos just need to play stable rugby an
hahahahahahaha

>>76383356

3=triple

>>76383365
Damage control on a level never before seen. It won't happen though

>set piece dominance
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Sexshit couldn't even get it to the 5m line

>beat the Lions
>celebrate like you've won the WC
Small team mentalty desu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE UTTER STATE OF THE LIONS

>auckland chocking again

>best of northern hemisphere rugby............

I had better not see another GB or Irish flag in this thread for the next two months.

>>76382869
Loins don't deserve anything, Gatland kys

OH SHIT

>>Loins

*dabs*

Fuckin Brits

Leinster would HEEEEM these lads

le lineout dominance

>the fucking Blues win when they had ample opportunity to choke it away
>the Blues did a haka


Are haka actually based?

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>EBEJ's face right now

>Shitters ITT trying to pretend we weren't aiming for the BP away from home and anything else was a bonus

Gatland has done nothing wrong

K E K
E K E
K E K

>>76383401
no fuck your shitty manlet hooker who couldn't throw when we needed him cunt

>against the Crusaders next
kek

KEK
Looks like I'm #backingtheblacks

The Best of Britain confirmed as worse than our worst nz super rugby team

Topkek

>>76383384
I take it you are unfamiliar with how shit the blues are

>>76383403
Seppuku when?

LE LINEOUT DOMINANCE

LET SETPIECE DOMINANCE

Delighted. Hope they get destroyed by the crusaders.

>Blues winning
Isn't this not what we all expected?

hopes deleted

Good work Agent Gatland

>>76383414
I'll send you a care package lad. A couple of flags, a jersey, some chips, reduced cream and onion soup.

>>76383422
the blues are shit but i guess i still thought they would win

Not even meming lads but the Lions will lose every game

still rusty, they've still got to work on combinations

That's what you get for selecting an extra couple of Welsh players who have no merit playing for the Lions

>>76383416
>reads a post for the fist time
>celebrates his own snark like he won the WC
I take it you are unfamiliar with /rug/

>>76383427
>*blows up Eden Park*
What did he mean by this?

If they get whitewashed will this shite finally be disbanded or will Sky Sports continue bankrolling it to fill an empty summer schedule?

>>76383422
No we expected them to snatch a loss from victories jaws like usual

AKA win early then choke it all away

blues year guy > the entire poorthern hemisphere

Taiaha > Webb Ellis Cup

>>76383438
Muh experience

ADVANCED DABBING LADS

>>76383436
Thought Nowell combined well with Sunni Bill tbf.

>>76383422
Well we've all been expecting the Lions to get a run for their money after their shoddy win against the Baabaas, but none of us would've dared to stake our money on the Blues actually winning

>>76382869
>real foothold of the game
>literally lost through set piece

kekekekek

*does gay little blues dance*

>>76383444
Rupert Murdoch will try to buy out NZ and disband the country. The Lions at least have a chance against Australia and South Africa

>>76383440
I cant hear you over the sound of your tour choking

>>76383434
Pretty much. If they are lucky, like REALLY lucky, then they could get a cheeky win off the Maori ABs since the Loins will have had more time together by that point, but I sure as shit wouldn't bet on it.

>>76383454
sexton can't run straight, too predictable. 3rd choice.

>>76383467
they might get a win over another super team who doesnt have their all blacks

>>76383444
Too much money in it for it to be disbanded.

>>76383434
Canes without TJ and BB could be easy pickings.

not the first time tana umaga has turned over the lions

>>76382869
brits have literally spent MONEY to watch the loins play in NZ
lol

>>76383472
Call up Carbery.

>>76382869
>similar to playing a SA side

no bigger insult lads, we've been BTFO

>>76383465
Had to have a chance of winning the tour to choke it away

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>>76383483

>>76383482
>The canes without BB JB TJ Dane Coles, Fatilofa and Savea will be easy pickings
FTFY

>>76382869
I unironically think Gatland should have given the job to Jones and Jones should have picked the whole England squad

Lions are feeling the Blues right now!

Guess the Lions are a bit Blues in the face from all that choking haha!

>>76383465
Welcome to /rug/, friend. You'll understand the banter after you spend some time around some fat smelly props and big strong americans.

Are whites in NZ ever cucked by bigger, stronger Islanders in every day life? Looks like it could be that way desu

>>76383486
i was in the city earlier and there were quite a lot of lions fans walking around
i wonder what the cost of a lions tour for a fan is, to fly return to the other side of the world, pay for over a month's accommodation, as well as flights between the match locations

>>76383504
this. i'd rather it was the celtic lions.