heem

Eugene

>>76373581
War Machine is prison sounds like a straight to video movie where to ex pro fighter gets a life sentence, and the warden decides to pit him against the baddest dudes in the prison roman gladiator style.

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>>76373621
literally wgaf

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>>76373632

>>76373650
>flavor of the month mandrama

wgaf

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>people thinkin Volkans death touch beats Jimi's death touch

>>76373686
When are you gonna start spamming your gay porn folder again?

For me, its dom cruz.

Justin Gaethje

>war machine getting life for doing absolutely nothing wrong
>his cheathing whore gf will still get paid to whore around despite being ugly af

its a sad sad world we live in friendos

>>76373702
>mandrama loser trying to frame me

loser

Tarec Saffiedine

Heeminder that you're a casual if you aren't on Mighty Mouse's side.

>>76373737
>getting life for doing absolutely nothing wrong
>that flag
>that topic

You eat monkeys. I can understand why you think battery, rape, kidnapping, and assault is "absolutely nothing wrong"

>>76373762
macaque btfo

>>76373762
>implying she didnt deserve every bit of it
You must make your wife's bull very pleased :^)

>>76373714
Got shitcanned into retirement by King Cody

>>76373776
If this were a different time I'd invade your favela on horseback

>>76373759
No youre a casual if you've never been to a ufc event. The more UFCs you've attended = the less casual you are.

I've been to 3 UFCs and I'm on Team Dana for this one. MM should be happy they give him a division and should man u and fight TJ.

>>76373778
>Cody actually managed to trick people into thinking he was the best fighter in his division

>>76373800
Have you painted your nails yet?

>>76373800
They gave Benavidez a division that Mighty Mouse took from him, you casual. Quit pretending that you aren't one when you've only been to 3 events from a single organization.

>>76373699
Do you have better angle ?

>>76373810
Yeah dude he totally demolished the then greatest fighter in the divisions history by praning everyone dude

Beat it

>>76373828
>They gave Benavidez a division
No they didnt they held a tournament that could have ended with uncle creepy as champ.

>from a single organization
Where did I say that?

>>76373778
Cruz 1 3 and 5
>>76373796
get in my guard faggot, see what happens

>>76373848
Cody had almost no footage of him fighting due to the quick knockouts, intentionally fought every fight besides the Cruz fight in a manner that kept how actually skilled he was hidden, had been watching footage of Cruz and gameplanning on how to beat him since high school, and joined the camp that has studied Cruz more than any other. If someone like Caraway fought Cruz in the same circumstances he probably would've won as well. Now the secret's out, which means Cody's never going to be as successful again.

>>76373892
i dont think cody is smart enough to do something like that friend
i actually believe cody being dumb af helped him winning
dude seems like one of the stupidest fighters on the roster, its a blessing that he wasnt shot growing up

who is your favourite female fighter? relegated to the ufc only.

>>76373892
Thats the most absurd thing Ive ever read and not because of your inability to distinguish which fighter youre talking about

Please have sex

>>76373892
Literally this.

>>76373911
>watching female fighters

>>76373911
mommy :^)

>>76373888
Cruz got his ass torn in those rounds other than the last

I'm not happy about JAson Knight fighting Ricardo lamas. I mean, if he wins, that would be amazing nd It will help his career just to be in there with lamas (unless he gets BTFO super hard) But I really dont think he has much of a chance of winning. My guess is he is trying to get in Dana's good graces, because dana has always said he loves exciting fighters who are willing to take any fight they can get. In fact, thats why he is so high on Baby Cynthia right now, cuz she filled in on short notice and won.

>>76373926
Lmao this the type of reddit dork that hates on Cody

>>76373650
>another brasilian roider
Can't wait for him to get USADA'd

>michael "mike" bisping has been the ufc middleweight champion for over a year

great sport

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bless

>>76373952
>unironically liking cody
you cant be that dumb
or maybe you can and the reason you like him is because relate to his stupidness

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>>76373888
>Cruz 1 3 and 5

>>76373892
>gameplanning on how to beat him since high school, and joined the camp that has studied Cruz more than any other.
95% of the reason he won right here.

>>76373987
Youre a dork loser with an oedipus complex and youre shittalking anyone?

Lmao @ ur """life"""

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>>76373971

>>76373971

>can't fight yoel til November because muh knee
>"If vitor wants a fight tell him I'm available buddeh"

Only bisping could make me feel bad for a Cuban roider

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>>76373650
based

>>76373967
t. mad af moorboi

>>76373999
He won because he's better and knows how to deal with Cruz' meme shit. Cody is a legit outstanding boxer in MMA and a great wrestler. Why cant you bitter nerds accept that? Why was Cody able to do what no one else came close to doing what he did?

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>>76373971
>>76374015

Just you're average bloke from manchester buddeh

>>76374006
say that to my face not online
ill pull guard on you so fast your head will spin boy

>>76373999
That's definitely the biggest reason, but you can't underestimate Cruz's inability to gameplan as well.

>Jason knight vs Jose Aldo is a possibility

HYPE

>>76374049
Hahahahaha but i thought Cruz was this epic genius smarter than that idot cody xD

You reddit dorks are pathetic. He gameplanned and he got shit on. Deal with it. His only excuse for that fight is injuries

>>76373776
*cringe*

>>76374086
How could he gameplan if he didn't have any information to gameplan with?

>>76374050
>aldo heemed by yet another young lion

whewlad

>>76374025
USADA
S
A
D
A

>>76374126
He had plenty. All of Cody's fights are available online and through Fight Pass. This is the most pathetic excuse Ive ever seen. Youre making an excuse that Cruz hasnt even made

Youre also admitting that if you dropped Cody and Cruz into a street at random that cody would maul him

Lmao you fucking nerds

>>76374158
Every fight Cody had prior to his title fight was fought in an entirely different way than how he fought against Cruz. You must be some special breed of retard to have not noticed that.

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Guys aldo got clipped it was bs

Holloway is #NotMyChampion

>>76374031
>and knows how to deal with Cruz' meme shit
And where do you think he learnt how to deal with it moron?

>>76374211
>aldo is deleted episode
sick of these reruns desu

>>76374211
>got clipped
>had the shit kicked out of him on the ground for almost 2 minutes straight

>>76374196
So youre saying fighters make different adjustments for who theyre fighting?? Oh my god!!!
Fucking dumbass

>where do you think he learned how to deal with it

>>76374216
His boxing background. Why has everyone before at TAM failed to touch him up that much? They had plenty of footage before. Youre a bitter nothing not giving credit where its due

>>76374211
aldo gets heemed whenever he faces a normal sizes human being

>>76374265
> Why has everyone before at TAM failed to touch him up that much?
Keep proving how much of a casual you are. Don't let me stop you.

>>76374265
Quit embarrassing yourself

>>76374290
LOL stay btfo you stupid bitch.

You can apologize to Cody when he knocks out Cruz next time

>>76374310
Samefagging this badly because youre a bitch dork loser Oedipus complex fag?

Cody humiliated cruz and made dorks like you cry.

That's embarrassing.

>>76374317
>All this sperging out and name-calling cause you're a spastic casual who can't understand a simple point

>>76374265
imagine being this assblasted

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>>76373581
nobody thinks you're funny

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Previous thread: >>76365666

News:

>Jason Knight replaces Korean Zombie to fight Ricardo Lamas
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/jason-knight-replaces-korean-zombie-ricardo-lamas-ufc-214-anaheim

>Flyweights respond to disagreements between DJ and the UFC
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/champ-demetrious-johnson-ufc-feud-public-flyweights-respond

>UFC 212 medical suspensions
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-212-medical-suspensions-johnny-eduardo-foot-fracture

>>76374317
Cruz will always be /our guy/

>>76374391
Who knew manlets were always this angry.

>>76374342
Seriously, stop. I can barely even read your posts due to secondhand shame.

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>>76374419
heem has one boy and one boy only

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>>76374411

Snooze got BTFO almost 6 months ago and the division moved on. Why are redditnigger nerds still crying and samefagging?

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honor dis thread

>>76374434
if his fatass can make weight without dying than he can be our boy again

>People calmly discussing Cody and TAM
>The dockdwarf goes into autistic screech mode

You seriously can't make this up

>>76374440
5/10

>redditnigger losers say stupid shit and get BTFO

>muh dock dwarf

You can make this shit up because these losers have been doing it for months

>>76374438
>and the division moved on

The top 5 bantamweights haven't fought since m8

>>76374469
5/10 to yo mom mate

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How does heem see Jason Knight vs Ricardo Lamas going?

>>76374495
>Expecting the dwarf to know this

>>76374495
Has nothing to do with what I said. Dont be a stupid redditnigger

>>76374517
Lamas gets choked out.

Whats it like knowing that a dwarf is not only more successful than you but also lives rent free in your heads?

Did I also mention cody utterly humiliated snooze in front of millions of people around the world?

>>76374517
I guess Lamas gets a close but clear decision and Knight learns a lot from the fight.

>>76374545
lol idiot

>>76374554
Dwarves are experts at mining for gold so it's kind of unfair really

>>76374211

He's not wrong, Aldo did look good, and saying he is shot diminishes Max's win

>>76374517
jason knight by horse submission

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>An unfortunate injury to “The Korean Zombie” Chan Sung Jung has opened the door for surging featherweight contender Jason Knight to take a step up in competition as he faces Ricardo Lamas at UFC 214 in Anaheim.

UFC officials announced the new pairing on Tuesday.

Knight (17-2) has made quite an impact with his recent four-fight win streak, including two “Performance of the Night” victories against Alex Caceres and Chas Skelly.

Our BOY is fighting lamas lads

I like this a lot

>>76374136

Unless Jason has a retard chin he's probably gonna have some issues with aldo

>>76374611
I wish it lamas who got injured though, Korean Zombie looked great in hist fight

>>76374628

I agree but this is still a great fight.

>>76374620
Getting pussy in PR is easy if you're a gringo

Work on your game, Lardo

>>76374575
Lamas gets choked out.

>>76374554
I'm glad you've finally owned up to your dwarf status. Now all that's left is for you to paint your nails.

>>76374643
Can you read, spicco? Its a gross shithole with gross people like you.

>>76374655
Lmao this stupid redditnigger cant even read and thinks his reddit jokes are funnt

You must be really really fat and smelly

>>76374661
nah puerto rico women are sexy

The IMG_xxxx fag is roleplaying and replying to himself again

>>76374696
The ones smart enough to leave that shithole and thats a stretch

>>76374701

coral springs and cargo scrubbing manlet are 2 different people my guy

>>76374701
No one cares lol

>>76374701
Makes you wonder what kinda childhood he had.

>>76374685
>funnt
I've got you seething so hard little guy.

>tfw UK never finished his knock knock joke last night

>>76374755
Really? Because you seem to be endlessly crying about a dock boogeyman and being a fat smelly redditnigger whose boy got humiliated in front of millions of people

>>76374781
>funnt
What did you mean by this napoleon?

Redditniggers need to be bullied off of /heem/

Report your monthly income after taxes. If its below 5k. You are permabanned until you can verify otherwise

>>76374829
how does being poor prove that you're from reddit?

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Is he, dare I say it, our boi?

Ew one of them replied to me

>>76374846
I like chick fil a more, but popeyes isnt bad and i think its cheaper

/heem/ getting worked by DockGOD

AGAIN!!!

Third post in a row im making

>Dominick Cruz
>Jose Aldo
>Jacare
>Karolina

All got BTFO and I just sat there laughing and taking it all in hahahaha haahaHAAHAHA

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live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht3UXqk-6CM

>>76375174
powerful

>tfw did da damn ting

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/6/15745680/hundreds-welcome-max-holloway-yancy-medeiros-back-to-hawaii-following-ufc-212

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>tfw Jason Knight vs Lamas

so excited for this one boys

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How will Rondasperg ever recover?

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SPICY

>>76375364
I like that fight

Someone got the Aldo vs Holloway webm?

>>76374701
No one cares my guy

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>>76375285

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>>76375383
>>76375364
Lombard is getting heemed by my boy Anthony Smith

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>>76375364
>>76375461
>>76375383

>>76375462
reminds me of me and my brother when i was a kid, i am now a bec missile

>>76375461
Its gonna get really fun if it goes to the third

>>76375462
Australians are so ugly like brits

>>76375491
He has more black features than white. Just like Joe Lauzon

>>76375504
Post a pic of yourself right now, probably some ugly mongoloid

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Loooooool

The dude whose still getting upset about my bet is bjp33n from the discord

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>>76375509
>Just like Joe lauzon

>>76375364
After what Hendo did to Lombard, I will never pick him to win

>>76375541
The fight would've been 29-28 Marquardt in any country besides Brazil.

>>76374916
He looks sad :(

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I've hated Mark Hunt from the beginning. Fuck anyone who calls him Hunto.

>>76375602
Everyone in the discord is a neckbeard scared to step into a gym

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>>76375672

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Alan Jouban is injured and out of his UFC 213 fight with Brian "Chris" Camozzi

>>76375778
I like Hunt and his weird Japanese fan

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>>76375804

Hope Demetrious Johnson dies in his sleep tonight.

>>76375784
NO

>>76375882
Go see a specialist for your mental illness

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>>76375882
R E N T F R E E
E
N
T
F
R
E
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>>76373581

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>>76375947

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>>76375947
What's your endgame?

>>76375964
>that was over 2 years ago

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>>76375964
For suuure calm down my man

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>the absolute state of jacapoo fanboys

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/6/6/15743904/christy-mack-court-statement-war-machine-sentencing-he-will-kill-me

why is this dude shitting up the thread, nobody is reading your screencaps dude its only you and me posting now

>>76376063
What is your maximum bench press?

>>76376063
its literally been the same guy posting for the last 2 hours, he'll burn out eventually or not i dont give a shit really

>>76376090
425.1
>>76376096
yeah but I just dont get why hes posting these screencaps. like why does it matter if nobody reads it

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>>76376096

>>76376113

who is your favorite fighter?

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>>76376063
Wrong

>>76375992
That doesn't make sense why would a white racist be a Jacare fan?

>>76376113
it doesnt matter at all

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>>76375938
>>76376009
how much do you think DJ's massive head weighs?

>>76376129
did you mean to ask who my favorite woman fighter is

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>>76376150

rate this event
Derrick Lewis vs. Mark Hunt
Derek Brunson vs. Dan Kelly
Dan Hooker vs. Ross Pearson
Ion Cutelaba vs. Henrique da Silva
Tim Elliott vs. Ben Nguyen
Alexander Volkanovski vs. Mizuto Hirota
Damien Brown vs. Vinc Pichel
John Moraga vs. Ashkan Mokhtarian
Luke Jumeau vs. Dominique Steele
Kiichi Kunimoto vs. Zak Ottow
JJ Aldrich vs. Chan-Mi Jeon
Thibault Gouti vs. Dong Hyun Kim

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>>76376158
all the knowledge in that head has to add a couple of pounds atleast, could he bulk by reading some literature?

>>76376189
0/10 won't even look at the results

>>76376189
5/10 hyped to see Dan Kelly do some Judo stuff again

>>76376022

Tell me a woman typed that.

Aldo is still my boy. He didn't look old or deleted at all, and his chin isn't gone either. It actually held up for that beating he took, and he ate some hard shots leading up to that. Max is just a bad matchup for him. If he had a normal human chin Aldo could beat him, but as long as he can survive shots like he did, he will probably always outlast Aldo. You guys are always just excited to jump on the deleted meme after a fighter loses.

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Who ya got heem ?

>>76375350
wgaf

>>76376189
5/10

Nice meme main event and the main card seems fun too. Not much on the prelims, who knows though maybe it will ned up being a spicy meme card.

>>76376329
>alabama redneck vs new mexico spic
i do

>>76376304
I don't think he is deleted but I do think he is exiting his prime. Still probably beats everyone else in the division.

>>76375483
same desu

>>76376362
Thank you for returning.

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Is this possible without steroids?

>>76376459
Both don't stop me sweating

Also that whole blog could have been 2 posts

>>76376459
Because im not a bitch and anti-perspirant is usually loaded with heavy metals

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>>76376459
>he needs to clog his sweat glands with aluminum
enjoy cancer, those are banned here. Also consider losing weight maybe even try keto. I might meme that schaub looks like shit but he actually looks slim nowadays

>>76376459
real men working on your car causes you to sweat?

>>76376466
Yes quite easily

>>76376477
Dude 100% strikes me as a comfort eater. In 10 years time he will be as fat as a house.

>>76376470
>not a bitch
>scared of micrscopic amounts of metal in a consumer product

lol pick one, pussy.

Hope all you nasty faggots enjoy your sweaty armpit stains.

>>76376500
>that pic
wow no bully, but yes they are my man. Got banned like 2 years ago. They give you lymphoma my man not even kidding

>>76376494
you're too intelligent and well read for this place

>>76376511
>microscopic
Lol idiot

>sweaty armpit stains
I wear black at work

Everything gives you cancer. Don't be a bitch use it

It's unproven and like a 1% chance

>>76376537
t. fatass

>>76376518
Sure bud

http://time.com/3922814/deodorant-cancer/

>However, according to the American Cancer Society’s website, there is no “clear” or “direct” link between parabens or aluminum and cancer.

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>>76376533
>I wear black at work

lol I bet you do, fatty. It's "slimming" right?

>>76376553
Well if you consider that proof then go ahead and use them my man. theres a reason why the're banned here just saying

>>76376537
>when the brit has to tell a mainland yuro about hygiene

wew

>Don't use _ because it might give you cancer which might kill you in 40 years time
Don't be this guy, my man. Air has a 100% kill rate. Will you stop breathing air?

>>76376631
>>76376602
really made me think

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now that the GOAT is in the HoF, who else needs to be added?

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Look at how much fun old people have. I 100% for sure want to live so long that the last 30 years of my life are spent wearing a shit filled nappy while I'm barely aware that I'm alive. A long boring life is the life for me, my dude.

>>76376663
Yeah, /heem/'s resident sperg is roleplaying again

>>76376537
t. Mrs Oldspice

>>76376550
That doesn't work, fat people don't care about their hygiene

>>76376570
Im ripped and make 70k a year. Youre fat and beg mommy for tendies

>>76376732
you prove the contrary

>>76376741
>Im ripped and make 70k a year.
Prove one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7doCDMTVA

poor mousasi getting shoved into lowest levels of exposure, hes just more reserved than most like a shitskin Rory McDonald

>>76376742
>toothpaste

>>76374446
khabib will never fight at 155 ever again. the question now is can he be successful at 170

>>76376789
Ask your mother

100 pounds on Dan Kelly

How many subs on twitch does MM have?

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>>76376362
Heem is unironically better when you are around. You keep the spergs, aspies, and casuals focused on you and each other so the rest of us can talk in peace. Based spainbro suffers for our sins

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>img_xxxx poster is still flooding

>>76376810
Why is he advertising for Singapore? He's Armenian and Dutch

>>76376688
I'm happy for Sakuraba but a bit puzzled by their decision to induct him. I mean it's good, but I'm surprised they'd do anything that might legitimize Pride...they won't even mention it by name on air, it's always "Japan" and immediately followed by a comment about how everyone was on Mexican supplements.

>>76376866
*Dan Keely's knees explode in the octagon*

>>76376866
post slip

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>>76376904

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>there are people ITT who genuinely though 50-44 hue dyke was going to stop Joanna Champion

>>76376935
This pic had me cracking up. Instantly liked it on his insta.

>>76376961
the IMG_xxxx poster impersonated just about every personality here.

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>>76376967

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rory

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>>76376988
Nobody puts casuals in their place better than you. Bless brother.

Controversial opinion time: y'all don't give Dana enough credit. If it weren't for him spearheading the UFC, MMA probably wouldn't be as big as it is today

>>76376943
Connor Ruebusch did

>>76377010
This isn't reddit. We appreciate Dana around here.

does anyone else gets really uncomfortable just my looking at amanda nunes? like, i disliked ronda but with amanda its different, i dont particularly hate her but just looking at her makes me feel very upset
fucking monkey looking dyke tilting me with her looks

>my boy Jason Knight getting a top 5 opponent

Great news. With this and Max becoming champion the featherweight division will finally get a much needed vitality boost.

>>76377010
We all love Dana

>>76377010
I'm not convinced Uncle Dana even has a real job. Kind of expecting WME to dump him in a year or two.

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>>76377023

>>76373762

He kicked the shit out of her...
She was fucking another man....

Both were just doing their jobs.

>>76377096
>conor's head bigger than schaub's
>shoulders look almost as broad too
fuck brehs he really does have almost the perfect fighter's build

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>>76376985
based rory

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>>76376929
Inb4 poorfag gets mad

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>>76377187
BASED Rory
>Why does it have to be Mexican, Joe?

What have you eaten today heem?

First meal 3pm cheesey pasta
2nd meal 6pm a pack of hobnobs and garlic bread
3rd meal 12am a bag of haribos

>>76377230

Your first meal was at 3pm?

Anyone know if Rogan is having a podcast today

>>76377245
Yeah

>>76377251

Neet?

>>76377230
How are you full on food like that?

Rory is a quitter lol got btfo so hard and quit fighting competitively after QUITTING in his fight vs lawler

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>>76377023

>>76377270
if you mean a TRT division then yes

>>76377263
Nah
>>76377279
I'm not I'm still hungry and feel a bit sick

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>>76377275
>tfw Rory was the chosen one but he wanted to bang with the Blood Orc

>>76377290
lol twood fans absolutely SHOOK after seeing based rory's bellator debut

be glad that he's over there for now, cause you know full well what's going to happen once rory the red GOAT comes back

>>76377322
Literally this. You can tell a woodley fan by how triggered they get whenever BASED RORY is brought up.

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>>76377322
>bellator

>>76377352
Kek
Nate ''The GOAT'' Marquardt

>>76377275
thnx anon

cant I watch this shit as unlisted?I guess not

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I think Mike Perry is one of the nicest fighters in the division. I feel like if you went up to him as a fan, while he was say in a coffee shop or bowling, the interaction would be more pleasant than it would be with 90% of the roster.

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>>76373847

>>76377270
Some kind of Senior Tour grappling tournament might be interesting. If it's regular MMA then it's just going to be a bunch of bad fights.

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DON'T SPILL YOUR MILK BRO

>>76377359
He shouldn't trade with Robbie. That's literally playing to all of Robbie's strengths. Rory is a warrior, so he wanted to heem him on his terms, but he should have just took it to the ground.

>>76377379
Yea, i get that feeling too. He's probably the realest guy on the roster.

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>>76376935
Chlamydia is a beast 100%

>>76377379
ragin al is unironically one of the friendliest fighters

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>he makes it this easy to filter him

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>>76377434
Robbie sprawled his early takedown attempts and beat him up when he tried. He got forced into swanning and banging.

>>76377434
Robbie survived Jacare for 10 minutes

>>76377462
If you put a bunch of old guys together in a division with little on the line I think you'd see a lot of "gentlemen's agreements" being made.

>>76376904
be my friend Bart poster

>>76377577
He tripped

The last top ten fighter scrub swanson beat was ________

>>76377553
Robbie showed amazing TDD during the fight, underrated aspect

>>76377626
Nope

Protip: it was 3 years ago

>>76377553
>>76377567
>>76377634
I don't know, then. Standing and banging with Robbie just isn't the way to go. Either you explode on him like Tyron, or you take him down. Shit, he knocked down Jacare.

>>76377602
I don't know what you mean by this. Are you saying the senior citizens should just be allowed to juice their brains out?

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>>76377618
>>76377639

>>76377639
It was either dustin or stephens

>>76377661
Stephens was top ten was scrub beat him in 2014. He went on to get destroyed by Frankie and Max in his next two fights and has been decisioning unranked bums ever since.

Frankie has fought top ten guys every fight in that time frame besides his """"superfight"""" with Urijah. He finished cub, chadlet, and Yair in the same time since cub got his last ranked win and decisively beat Stephens. It's hilarious that cub thinks he should get a title shot.

>>76377686
>who the fuck is that guy
pottery

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On the phone to Dana lads what should I tell or ask him?

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Where is the free momey?

>>76377840
Mokhtarian

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>>76377840
Nowhere you dumb fuck scatspammer

Fuck off, nobody wants to discuss shit with you.

>>76377822
tell him UFC IN HAWAII BABY LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN

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I want my mom back

>>76377878
HASHTAG UFCHAWAII

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>>76377876
Oh I think you'd be surprised. I don't spam my dude. People also just discussed scrub Swanson being a bum with me. I regularly start quality topics of discussion here. I'm sorry you're delusional. It's a beast 100%

>>76377860
I don't know anything about that guy but I am always tempted to fade Moraga. Is his mMokhtarian legit? I just looked up his record and it seems to be all who's.

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>>76377876
Beat it, h8r

>>76377934
He has a lot of finshes, half are KOs and Moraga is really washed up at this point imo. Biggest factor is if Moraga can get it to the ground, guys only loss is submission too but I think theres value there

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>>76377876
Don't talk to based SpringsBro like that.

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>>76377664
I think lawler is just a bad matchup for Rory. Curious to see how Robbie looks coming back against cowboy. I hope he can come back strong. He should beat cowboy as long as he is even at 80% of what he was before getting heemd.

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>>76378004
That's not me. I don't IMG_xxxx post.

>>76377177
That's finna be an intense 15 minutes for you lad

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>>76378004
I appreciate the support my guy but I'm not springsbro. Just a fellow member of the TFATK army.

>>76378007
>he is even at 80% of what he was before getting heemd
Nada

>>76373892
You all laugh now, but after 193 I had to fend off faggots telling me that Holly Holm was merely pretending to be a boring as fuck counterpuncher and that she was just hiding her anime power level until she got to Rousey.

>>76378020
based

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>>76377907

>>76378007
I was gonna make that the next OP image!! How funny!!

you guys booing me? you better not boo me

>>76378012
Not to fussed i pissed away 500 on 212. Made 600 tho on the prelims and Claudia so not too bad