/cric/

1st for the Man With No Name AKA Straffo

is ronchi elite?

>>76370236
3th for NZ win.

>>76370245
An all-time kiwi great

Ronchi on deportation back to Australia watch

>>76370245
>is ronchi (wkt) elite?
ftfy

i'd love to leave a mark on his wood if you catch my drift

walkie.

>>76370266
disappointed they dropped Willey
so many jokes in a bowling attack containing Wood, Ball and Willey

I remember thinking Ronchi was elite back in 2006 or some shit and was absolutely LIVID that he wasn't selected for Australia

>>76370274
you have to be 18+ to post here

>>76370288
t. Mrs de Kock

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>England destroy NZ
>England destroy Aus
>Ban vs NZ is washed away
>Bangladesh go to the semies on superior runrate without even winning a match

>>76370301
someone tell me this isn't what would happen

>>76370301
I kinda want this to happen Tbh

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>>76370301
Please let it happen.

Nice RR

>>76370301
Bengal Tiger Rises.

>please make this happen.
ro.lling for doubles, and if digit it is happening.

>>76369735
yeah they mostly were but theyre kinda of thought of as 90s because they were so influential for those kind of bands

>Donepudi: "KW looks still un-comfortable even after facing 24 odd balls as Control percentage is 62 only "
meme stats are ruining cricket

>>76370490
it's baffling because you don't need stats to tell if a batsman is comfortable or not
just watch them play ffs

>>76370400
PRAISE KEK

>>76370301
>India vs bangalel semifinal
>2015 wc quarterfinal again
>India thrashes bangalel but a decision goes against bangalel
>bangalel cries for another 100 years

umm no thanks pls

>>76370490
What even is a control %

>>76370671
how much you middle the balls , they exclud edges and mistimed shots

>>76370644
>>76370400
but kek has already spoken.

>>76370644
>Every match bar gets rained out for the Bangladesh, getting them up to the final, and they meme their way to win
The best possible timeline tbqhwy

cheeky captaincy

winnable

England will win by 42 runs

>>76370759
you forgot to add (D/L)

what should i have for dinner? chicken vindaloo or a seafood chowder? its chilly and rainy. both takes the same effort to make, also have the ingredients for both.

>>76370788
chowder

https://www.fb.com/TheDarkThird/videos/1893414074213823/
is daniel stealing fugazi's basslines?

>>76370788
>chicken vindaloo
is this some kind of nigger dish ?

>>76370788
vindaloo for sure

what is bane's master plan here?

>>76370876
it doesn't matter what his plan is

>>76370876
Get an above-average score before he and the rest of his team collapses

>>76370827
its white people food. you wont know about it my brown friend.

Plunkett trying to murder both batsmen

despise any deliveries shorter than a 'good' length

>>76370903
why are you eating white people food my subhuman coloured friend?

lol no dude, just because a guy sucks a dick doesn't mean he is gay.

Can't wait for rashid to come on, get 2-60 with 1 wicket being a googly bowled through the gate and one a full toss smeared to midwicket

>>76370904
an old guy in my office wasn't able to say plunkett so he started calling him pulkit. We had a lot of fun with that today

>>76370995
>my office
hahaha top kek lad

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going to bed lads
see you lads
talk to you tomorrow lads

>>76371088
Ok lad. I'll call you tomorrow.

>>76371088
goat wc player, never been so entertained

>>76370971
what

anyone fancy roughing up my manhole?

>Rashid

Is he the most quintessentialy British player?

>>76370971
Seems a bit out of the blue.

>>76371187
He sure is an explosive player. He sure knows how to run over his opposition.

>>76371184
post pics of your rusty sheriifs badge and i will answer

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>>76371115
love him

watching the cricket lads

>>76371379
Who's winning?

>>76371416
nz

>>76371218
oy vey

why hasn't rashids bowling improved in ten years?

Tell me about Kane

why does he score the runs

talent>hard work

>>76371519
contentious

>>76371519
not true for talent without hardwork and hardwork without talent

what does Starc see in Healy lads

>>76371554
poo in loo>poo in designated shitting street

time for a root over I think, give them something to think about

is it true love or is he just attempting to usurp the Richardson/Chappells and Waughs as the premier Australian cricket family

>>76371587
I gave your mum a root over last night

Does this double the score at 30 overs meme have any substance to it?

>>76371598
year 9 tier insult, back to the drawing board with that one I think

If a batsman's stats are listed as 50's: 4 100's: 2, do the hundreds also count as 50's?

>>76371608
only if your batsmen are set and you have some power hitters in reserve

>>76371632
no

>>76371632
no

>>76371632
nah

inb4 lrpl runs kane out in the 90s and the kiwis collapse

>>76371632
maybe

>>76371608
if its a good team, yes
if its Pakistan, no

who /sweating/ here

I don't care if Australia gets memed out if it means Bangladesh gets memed in

>>76371632
in india yes. other places no.

collapse incoming

Kane.

Nooooo

Neeshit will save it

Fuck off Kane.

The captain is still supposed to go down with the ship, right?

Reminder Luke Ronchi's Australia allegiances never went away and he deliberately sabotaged New Zealand's chances of qualifying ahead of Australia

>>76371764
>Reminder Luke Ronchi's(wkt) Australia allegiances never went away and he deliberately sabotaged New Zealand's chances of qualifying ahead of Australia

fixed

>>76371783
What's this (wkt) meme you're pushing

NATURAL BOUNCE

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>commentator complaining about the pitch giving something to the bowlers for once

fuck off mate

>wicket isn't a road
>'it's not faaaaaaiiirrrrrr'

>>76371810
It takes the piss even more that the Sky commentary team usually bleat about how limited overs is so batsman friendly

reminder girls are all liars

fuck girls

>>76371810
>>76371820
>>76371827
nz will still win

BASED Welsh weather

Broom is a gun

broom on name makes me chuckle watch

>>76371827
is it not

it's true at least test favours bowlers

>Roy injured

Yes please.

>>76371868
It is because of fielding restrictions. It's just odd because Sky commentators will usually say it's too easy for batsmen, but suddenly pull a U turn on this because the pitch is bowler friendly.

ogre

>>76371851
'ok'

all done

>Ross failure

COLLAPSE

dunno who I want to win, or rather who I want to lose

>>76371973
i take it back

>"very good strike rate"
>code words for "shit average"

waiting for a cheeky 30 ball 70 from Anderson

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>everyone in the crowd are freezing their bollocks off

>>76372014
b-but muh maximums

is that one umpire getting ready to DDDDDDDDD-Duel?

>>76371749
(You)

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Nice strike rate Neesham.

are NZ hitting directly at fielders on purpose or what

>Broom out on a sweep
POTTERY

how big is that cover boundary Christ

what is poo peeland doing

>>76372378
dont use our lords name in vain you literal shitskin.

>>76372403

Falling apart because Williamson's out.

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>umpire's call

>>76372431
Umpire's call favours the batter

umpires call is a load of shite, if the ball is marginally missing the stumps then why is it not umpires call out?

>>76372460
do you even watch cricket ? it doesn't favour anyone.

>>76372409
jesus was a literal shitskin

>>76372500

Because ball tracking is not 100% accurate.

>>76372506
>ball clips the stumps
>out in reality

>if umpire gives the benefit of the doubt to the batter but the fielding team uses a review it's still not out even though it's clipping

Wasting a review on a legit out.

>>76372533
yes, exactly

??

so why is not umpires call out? the ball might have been hitting just like it might have been missing when its giving umpires call not out

*why is it not umpires call out

>>76372545
you do know the technology is just approximation.

>>76372559
In general umpires will give batters the "benefit of the doubt" on very borderline calls since losing a wicket is a big deal.

Umpire's call is simply that benefit of the doubt system enhanced slightly due to uncertainty in technology.

Either way it still favours batters in general.

>paki fielding
kek

>>76372524
no he was a white baby. why would a literal god come to earth and be brown lol.

stay mad poo skin. go drink some cow pee and swim in the sewer that you call the ganges.

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>NZ guys on both Sky and TMS moaning about the pitch

Perturbed.

>>76372629
I think ur mum is getting raped by a pack of niggers mate

>>76372653
granny gang rape is an indian thing.

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>>76372693
Hm yeah you're right

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>he thinks that blowing his fist will make him a good bowler like Tahir

Poo Peeland should consider having a middle order

Is Rashid elite?

>>76372732
kek what show?

>>76372852
literally the new warne la

>>76372810
they should really stop with the allrounders meme

>>76372852

More like is Plunkett elite?

>>76372925
never produced close to a GOAT batsmen, all rounders are all they have

>>76373007
Bane is elite
Getting caught was part of his plan

Take that, all you asleep poo peelanders.

>>76372870
the blacklist, spin off series

Are England elite?

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>Ball MotM

>>76372935
plunkett is elite at making it hard to bat in the middle overs and having a tonk at the end

THE ENGLAND GO MARCHING ON

>>76373047
pls stop paying for Dstv

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BANG ENGLAND HAVE COME TO THA PARTAY

>>76373007
seriously they used to have five allrounders in their side.
Oram, cairns , styris, harris, mcmilan, six if you count vettori.

>>76373047
i heard that got cancelled, was it good?

Didn't realise Morgan and Kane were manlets.

>>76373131
never watched it, i did enjoy the original series.

new Zealand are the most pointless team in world cricket

>>76373115
nah. i like my sport channels.

Lol Kane sounds like a pussy. Way to lower those English run rates, champ!

>>76373163
i watched the first season of the original. It was alright

>>76373182
What about Ireland?

>>76373206
never liked james spader untill i watched black list. he always seemed to be this degenerate english guy .

>>76373138
every paddy is a manlet

>>76373285
Could not even recognised he's the same guy from Secretary, nigga went bald soon

Just bought a bedsheet lads. Looking forward to sexy tiem tonight

>>76373359
happy fapping bhai haha

WalkGod

EngGODS

>>76373438
>WalkCunt

>EngCUNTS

>>76373459
reminder poo goes india loo

>>76373491
paki cannot into grammer

>what did he mean by that?

having a really sweet mango lads

>>76373651
>not having a mango shake with ice cream.

You have failed at life... amongst other things

>>76373717
>not having a mango shake with ice cream
ameero wale chochale nai karne aate bhai. hum desi aadmi hai

>>76373994
desi and lazy
Try it once. It's not expensive at all. I am a poor fag too but i am not lazy like you.

>>76373994
terrible language

why is brown people speak allowed on 4chan? not like they can be easily monitored if theyre planning a terrorist attack. should result in an instant ban tbf

>>76374190
bhai ofcourse i have tried it, you just can't beat the taste of a raw mango as in.

>>76374340
fuck you limey cunt gore langoor.

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Is he elite?

>>76374340
/cric/ pajeets are alright

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Oh we lost a cricket match?

>>76374749
SEETHING

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Lage 440 volt chhune se tere

>>76372629
>We wuz jesus

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>>76374749
>no one cares or comments on NZ losing
>comes in anyway to say "w-we don't care"

Absolutely seething.

>>76370968
An Indian trying too hard.

What a fucking surprise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVPLIuBy9CY

>>76376788
Your family? That's nice.

>>76376861
as i see myself as african. yes my family.

>>76376861
what do you yourself see yourself?

>>76376896
native or colonial saffer?

>>76377048
colonial. motherside came here 1659 from Leiden, fatherside 1702 Neustadt in Holstein

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we beat a third world cricketing nation

nz cricket should be gotten rid of, the players can choose to play for aus or england

Good morning lads

Bangladesh win champion trophy

>>76379944
Mashallah brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg

Tell me about Australians

Do they really sleep on roads?

Cricket is not a sport

>>76381091
Actually it is lol

>Canadian education

>>76381078
abos do in areas where you don't get many cars

Cricket in Brazil.

I think it could work lads

>>76381105
Frankly I disagree

>>76381192
>sledging argies

let's get this ball rolling

>>76377105
that's impressive

my family goes back to the early 1800s, which is pretty early as far as Australians go. Got shipped over as convicts kek.

>>76377122
most cricketing nations are third world.

>>76381518
makes you wonder why america stopped playing it

>>76381534
couldnt afford a 360 degree playing field so they went with baseball which is just 90 degrees or a quarter the price

>>76377180
or back to their native South Africa and Zimbabwe

>Cricket Australia's player pay offer 'very, very fair', Adam Gilchrist says

>"I think Cricket Australia are offering a very, very fair deal for players," Gilchrist told Fox Sports.
>"No-one's going to go without and everyone's growing and increasing, but I do see it from a player's point of view as well, of sticking together.
>"I do hope that they're thinking of the cricketer at the most important level, and that is the kid signing on for his first year.
"Because grassroots cricket is under siege from other sports, like the various footy codes."

>>76381626
Truthies

>>76381626
is it gay if it's with Gilly?

>>76382077
Don't get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1t_kq6Z0zQ

>>76381007
Yes brother still possible tamim do it for us

Rugby.

*farts*

>>76382319
hate jerry

Reminder Australia has never had a good ODI kit

>>76382622
2015 cwc

also 1992 cwc

everyone had a good kit in 1992

redpill me on female on male rapes in south africa

>tfw no gf

>>76382973
women are vipers

never trust a woman lads

they'll chew you up and spit you out

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AMA

http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/1101529.html
kek completely forgot about this bloke

http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-intercontinental-cup-2015-17/engine/match/1068738.html
get around it lads

>>76382432
dat casual racism

>tfw a meme you pioneered is used against you

not sure I can be bothered to watch SA absolutely crush the pakis

>>76383902
literally just thinking that

probably will because I like seeing Hashim bat, but what a shit match up

>>76383918
might watch it if SA bat first

>>76383606
What's it like being pretentious?

pakistan will win

amir show

>>76383951
There's nothing pretentious about Aesop Rock

>>76383958
season 2 of the amir show is yet to come close to season 1's greatness

shronald glumpf is a racist and a fool

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>SA

There's blood in my stool

>>76384199
RIP

https://www.ecb.co.uk/news/408814

>learning disability xi
why?

>>76384199
Grab a green towel and use it to wipe.

>>76384459
kek

>>76384436
they're people too

Sean is fat
Saxon is gay
lmao

>>76384436
waht teh fak

>>76384738
all btfo

How have ISIS not claimed MH370?

“We won’t let terrorists change our way of life”
“Actually lets overhaul our immigration policies and abolish human rights”
“Yeah!”

>>76384751
They don't want to upset the smoke monster desu

Would put my penis in Mayanti's vagina, if you know what I mean.

>>76384795
yeah I think I got the picture, thanks for the understandable description

>We're at Edgbaston, where the important news is that it is "nice and bright compared to the last two days."

>>76384760
The tories are right wing reactionaries. Of course everything they do is completely retarded and hypocritical

>>76384761
>>76384805
>replying to straffopositing

>>76384825
Can't help myself desu

Iran just got bombed lads

Based Ramadam

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>>76384825

>>76384831
t.omar karami

>>76384984
hmm

>India's premier off-spinner Ravichandran Ashwin has revealed the demoralising effect he has had while bowling at former opener Virender Sehwag.

>"There was an incident in Dambulla, where every ball that I bowled, first ball I bowled outside off stump, Sehwag cut me. Next ball I bowled on off stump, he cuts me. Next ball I bowled on middle stump, he cuts me.The next ball I bowl on leg stump, he again cuts me. So I said 'what the hell is happening'. So I just bowled a ball fuller, Sehwag stepped out and slugged me out for a six," Ashwin said.

>Ashwin, who was struggling to earn a spot in the Indian team at that time, was clueless what to do.
"So I said to myself either I am just not good enough or this guy is just way too good ... which he was. But to the greater Sachin Tendulkar also, I didn't struggle with bowling so much in the nets too. I was very inquisitive. I observed this for a few days.

>"But then I couldn't hold myself back, I went to him (Sehwag) and asked, 'so what should I do to improve'. If I had ask to Sachin, he would have given me some tips. If it were MS, he would have given me a perspective," he said.

>"Viru said 'You know what, I don't think off-spinners are bowlers. They do not trouble me at all. I just find it easy smashing them'. I said 'Sir you are cutting me'. He said, 'Yeah, I hit off-spinners against the spin on the off side and for left-arm spinners, I will hit against the spin on the leg side.

KEK.Based Viru.

>>76385082
lmao love sehwag

>>76385082
>I don't think off-spinners are bowlers.
based

should have given him the indian coaching job tbqh

Reminder Stuart MacGill wasn't that good, and it's only because of playing in favourable conditions and some anti-Warnie contrarianism that he's remembered fondly. In any other era he'd go down in the same tier as Lyon or Greg Matthews

I think SA used to deal with darkies the right way. Why did they ever change?

>>76385409
Based Saxon

The dominos cunt didn't bring my drink so I refused the delivery and said he better come back with fresh pizza and wings and not what he brought me.

waiting to see what happens

>>76385446
based goosey

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>Amla

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Is pakistan winning this?

imad wasim looks like a fat homosexual

pies from both ends

surely yasir would do a better job than this?

>not reviewing that
why are pakis so retarded?

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>the Cock and Amla both out

dare I say it

>terrorist
>De Cuck
>De Duck

LADS

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AB

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Pakime still never came back.

>First golden duck of AB's ODI career.

AB De Silly-arse

>>76385792
dare

>no acestream

ffs

yaar ab main points nhi de rha hun wars pe jo utna many ways dekhta hehe. Or wese bhi mentally haar tab hoti h jab pressure pehle se ho. India ko farq nhi parta kisi se bhi haare. Pakistan pehle se soch leti h India se nhi haarna h. Extra pressure ne haraya h Pak ko hmesha.

>South Africa losing to pakis
Now SA is literally worst team in the whole tournament. Pakis don't even deserve their spot in champions trophy, West Indies would have been a significantly better team

rather be watching the cycling

>>76385971
reported to MI5

>>76386001
To do what, lose even harder?

Pakistan absolutely shat on WI in the last year.

>>76385971
>India don't care if they lose to anyone, pressure defeated pak
Kek Keep thinking that.
pakis don't even deserve to be in this tournament.
No matter how SA is batting right now, end result will be same. Your team cannot even score more than 200.

The Proteas are fucking shit

>>76386062
cuck

>>76386062
If your board wasn't a retard your team would have definitely been in top 8

>>76386095
you shouldn't be allowed to play internationally unless you bring back apartheid

why do brownskins randomly stick english words into their poospeak?

>>76386136
Are you Implnytini there are no good black South African cricketers?

>>76386116
a full strength west indies would stomp the whole tournament #truthies

>>76386105
All your fault England

>Poo Plessis

>SA is the #1 ODI team
What a joke.

>>76385971
loda , pakistan chutiya team hai isliye haarti hai , faltu ke bahane mat bana Mahmud

Reminder that saffers are still gonna score over 300.Morris to Murder Pakistani Bowling in Death overs.

>literally losing to fucking pakistan
worst no. 1 side SA

are more likely to tread in human shit in india than dogshit?

>>76386230
तेरी माकी चूत

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recommend me some sad music lads

>>76386268
modest mouse

>>76386268
Choke - One Republic

>>76386230
Genuinely curious about this

>>76386062
you'd probably have more players for the CT

>>76386268
The middle East - Blood
the lyrics are so fucking sad i wanna kill myself

>>76386151
and it's the white ones that sucked today

Amir show to finish

>>76385971
>Pakistan first thinks they shouldn't lose to India. Extra pressure has always defeated Pakistan.

So you want the seniors to play with Under-19 teams? Your board prefers a muslim over a talented lad belonging to the minority.

if SA manage to make 250 they'll win, I'm pretty confident that this Pak batting will collapse before that.

>>76386268
https://vimeo.com/170191392

>>76386336
sudoku karle bhosadike vaise hi cooch karta nahi hai lodu hone kai ailava.

Duminy has the talent but its too late

>>76386369
based ankush dropping truthies

>>76386374
should be his cricinfo bio

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ama

>>76386369
Hi Ankush lad , teri behan kaise hai ? theek se chal sakti hai kya ab ?

>>76386396
when is Aus gonna start play?

going to be a shit total even if they make the 50

>>76386446
once the fucking rain stops

>England, india, Bangladesh and pakistan go to the semis
>return of British Raj

Aussies sledged God,That's why he's not letting them play #troothies

>>76386433
teri pichkiui gaand peetne kai baad pear mai dard aa raha tha but abh to theek sai chal leti hai, thanks bhai

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>>76386495
the british raj is here brother

poo languages in roman script look like african languages

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>Gay Pee Poominy

>Poominy

oh great

>NUMBER ONE TEAM

>gay pee poopissy

too bad pakistan will get RAIN'D

You're all forgetting that Pakistan are going to have to chase against the best current ODI bowling side

Literally nobody capable of stopping England winning the whole thing.

>CUNTED>CUNTED>CUNTED

>fartsmell