/trans/ - gf to anon will be confirmed in 48 hours edition

Important

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27184083
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38121184
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38779233
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39612237
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36254631
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35624164
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32770765

any pill update on the nig f two kid situation?

Balo to BVB.

>>76369888
ABLi

>Real forward Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has told Manchester United that he will never rejoin them. (Daily Star)
Why so mean

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>Van Dijk for £60m

>>76369888
Now i see why scousers call it a mental illness

>Ntongue update switch the Jayf beeb kidman thought?

>>76369897
Where does it even mention Lincoln m8?

>>76369888
>imagine having to spend 15 minutes trying to find all of these links
autistic ABLs do it again

>>76369908
IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT LEICESTER

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Getting ready for /epl/

Really don't understand why Barca hasn't gone for Eriksen way before, expecting that move since his Ajax days

>>76369916
>even more autistic ABL gets triggered because more than one team has a name that begins with L
deary me

>whole season
>manu customers nowhere to be found
>transfer season arrives
>flooded the board

the only club where the offseason is more fun to their 'fans' than the actual season

Buyern wont buy Lukaku. Never ever.

>>76369877

>Morata is only 24

surprised.jpg

Balotelli to Dortmund is actually happening

>>76369888
thank you for these very informative links!

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2017/06/06/36148822/man-city-want-mendy-bertrand-as-part-of-four-man-full-back

>City signing like 10 players in one window
I got sacked by City on FM10 after doing this and the squad losing all cohesion

N E update on the G F 2 me situation?

America does it again

>>76369877
>Manchester City have been linked with a move for Real Madrid's James, rated at £65 million
>Arsenal are scouting for a replacement for Alexis Sanchez, and have turned their eyes to Monaco's prodigious talent, Kylian Mbappé. However he will not come cheap, with Monaco thoroughly reluctant to sell their star. Reports have emerged of Arsenal placing an unsuccessful bid in the region of £89m, and there is suggestion from Wenger that another may be on the way.
>Spurs will likely ship out flopping striker, Vincent Janssen, to Milan this summer, and Mauricio Pochettino is keen to replace him with Burnley's Andre Gray. However, Burnley's £40m price tag has proved a sore point. Expect a saga here.
>Meanwhile, Burnley are looking to improve their squad on the cheap, and Sean Dyche is mulling over free transfers for Arsenal's departing striker Yaya Sanogo, as well as long-serving Premier League midfielder and Scotland international, Charlie Adam.
>However, a lot of this depends on where Dyche will be next season, with Southampton reportedly in the market to replace Claude Puel and Crystal Palace in need of a replacement for Sam Allardyce. With one of the most impressive home records in the league last season, the self proclaimed 'dinosaur' could be hot property this summer.
>Zinedine Zidane, looking to a third consecutive Champions League title for star-studded Real Madrid, is reportedly looking at back up options should they fail to procure Monaco's highly rated 18-year-old, Kylian Mbappé. Manchester United's promising youngster Marcus Rashford is in the lead, with the Spanish giants reportedly willing to bid a world record £100m to obtain his services.

Not even sure Morata wants to go.

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>>76369931
Watch your mouth or we'll buy your dog.

>>76369877
Any updates on the Jay F to me situation?

>>76369877
>any update on the jay f to me situation?

i don't get it

any updates on the pokemon stars to switch situation?

>>76369888
>that last one
>"ere you go Stevie, 'ave a goal in your last match"

>>76369888
Excellent post. Bodes well for the rest of the thread.

When I stood up in the last thread and said Balotelli's going to Dortmund, you all laughed at me. Well I have to say, you're not laughing now, are you?

>>76369964
Is that the Emerald version for Sun and Moon?

>>76369917
Why do those two guys have their faces blurred?

>>76369931
>the only club where the offseason is more fun to their 'fans' than the actual season
Inter has been that team for years here, they even made a stadium song about it

>>76369964
1 minute

>>76369973
assumed

>>76369971
i'm just laughing at dirtmund now

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Spalletti to Inter confirmed
Bosz to Dortmund confirmed

Who is going to manage Ajax and Roma next season?

Any update on the Jezza to no10 saga?

If Balotelli really is going to Dortmund I guess we have found the reason for the falling out between Tuchel and Watzke.

>>76369997
ill do it

>>76369945
>goal.com
Literally the most unreliable site out there
>Reports on Tuesday morning suggested City were closing in on a deal for Southampton left-back Bertrand as a result of Monaco's £40 million asking-price for Mendy.


Yes City were put off by the price of a monaco player so they decided to sign an Englishman from Southampton instead

>>76369948

100 million for rashford. holy shit.

>>76369997
Martin Schmidt apparently.

>>76369966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPTchCkypDQ#t=03m55s
Why didn't the FA look into this

>>76370013
you're out of touch

>>76370008
good lord, hopefully Watzke fucks off after this

>>76369948

£40m for Andre fucking Gray

Must be £60m for Josh King then. This needs to stop.

>>76370026
Josh King isn't english

>>76369948
Wow, I can't believe all of these factual statements will happen

I don't want Lukaku to come to Chelsea REEEEEEEEEEE

>>76369997
Di Francesco is pretty much confirmed

>mbappe to arsenal
ridiculous

>>76369997
>Spalletti to Inter confirmed
Isn't Roma a better job than Inter nowadays?

why don't Chelsea just play Tammy Abraham?

>>76369990
>Ultra sun and Ultra Moon
So much for your hope

>>76370055
>Why don't Chelsea use their youth
Uhhhhhhh....

>>76370050

>someone is implying that arsenal have $125 million to spend this summer

LOL

>>76370052
Roma's fans are a bunch of insufferable ungrateful cunts and Spalleti was fed up about them. Also Roma won't get much better than it is at the moment. Inter offered him lots of money and has actually ptential to be a title contender if they get theyr shit togheter, i big IF.

>>76370055
>the black patrick bamford
>good
kek

>>76370062

They probably do and have more but they need more than 1 player and that will have to include bigger wages now they aren't in the Champions League.

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It's habbening!

I'll eat my keyboard if Balotelli to Dortmund actually happens.

>Pokkén Tournament Deluxe
boo

>>76370013
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38779233
Bertrand is unironically a better buy. He knows the league well lah.

Top 6's biggest obstacles for the coming season;

Tottenham - playing at Wembley
Chelsea - Europe fatigue
Arsenal - Arsene Wenger
Man City - buying meme players
Man Utd - see Man City
Everton - Lukaku leaving

Did I miss anything important?

>>76370085
>fianlly some that can actually cross as LB
i might actually cry

>>76370035

That just increases his price. £70m it is so.

you now remember danny ings

>>76369952

>excitement builds as I learn whose shirt I'll buy next

A great time to be alive right lads

>>Tottenham midfielder Christian Eriksen, 25, has spoken about rumours linking him with Barcelona, saying a move would be tempting. (Ekstra Blade, via Independent)
>Ekstra Blade
It's spelled 'Ekstra Bladet' and it's not a credible source.

>>76369997

Davey Moyes

Come on lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/13125565
http://www.strawpoll.me/13125565
http://www.strawpoll.me/13125565
http://www.strawpoll.me/13125565
http://www.strawpoll.me/13125565

>>76370113
Slipperpool ruin players

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>tfw to intelligent to believe transfer rumours

>>76369919
I think they were interested a few summers when he was at ajax, he was talked about, but I guess at the time he had no place in the starting squad

also, not sure what his defensive abilities are, at barcelona he'd have to press a lot being in midfield

>>76370101
Liverpool - same as Chelsea

Toby was the only good German poster

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>>76370113
my favourite part of lovesick

>>76370121
You forgot MLS

>>76370101
>Did I miss anything important?
Nope :^)

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>>76370121
>No Portuguese league

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>>76369948
>£100m for Trashford

>>76370142
season 3 when?

>>76370164
Turn off your proxy João, I'm not watching your league

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

>Adebayor to Marseille
oh fuck, kek

>£100 mill for every single player

t-thanks Manchester United

>>76370116
>buying replica football shirts
>past the age of 14

Pick one lad. This isn't America.

>>76370121
No J1 League. Dishonourable

>>76370192
this guy must be getting on a bit now surely

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>>76369952
£70m and we might start talking

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>tfw its £10 for a big letter and number and £8.50 per small numbers

>>76370254
can he dab?

>Adebayor has spoken about his faith, saying, "Everything I do in life I put in the hands of God, my creator. He gave me the chance to be where I am today and He’s the one that can take it all away from me. There is nothing more important for me than God." Adebayor could not walk for the first four years of his life. His mother took young Adebayor around Africa looking for a cure. Adebayor then spoke about his 'miracle' saying, "... I was in the church laying down and, around nine or ten o’clock on the Sunday morning, I could hear children playing outside. Suddenly somebody kicked a ball into the church. And the first person to stand up and run was me, because I wanted to get that ball."[93]

>>76370176
sometime this (northern) autumn

>>76369948
Surely the bottom one is just a grammar mistake, right? They meant £100m for Mbappe, right?

>>76370272
wtf is this true? i'm gonna burn my fedora now!

how many seasons do you think it will take until jjuventus make a new badge

>mfw comfy /trans/ is ruined by that mong Sosa returning after Chelsea finishing 10th (TENTH), 190BMI returning in the off-season, Shitzen returning they scraped Top 4 and all the Customers returning as well

Disgusting.

>>76370292
1

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>>76370292
As many as they have lost CL finals

>>76370272
>laying down

You lie down. You lay traps. Retard.

>>76370292
2 to 7 seasons

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hMm

>>76370326
>PSG that high
why do they exist

>>76370339
because qatar said so

>>76370326
>Napoli and Monaco that high
>City and PSG even on the list

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>they photoshoped Spalletti's head on Mao's body

>>76370326
yeh i can go with this

monaco higher
napoli, arsenal lower

>>76370309
I love laying traps.

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>>76370190

WE ALMOST THERE BRUV

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>>76370326
>+28

>>76370326
Bayern have a better history and are more comftably financially than Barca, how are they below?

>>76370326
it's last 5 year rankings, psg did pretty well during that time, check all time ranking to be more accurate

>>76370372
>arsenal lower
>only one season outside Top 4 in 20 years
>3 trophies in 5 seasons. 5 if you include Community Shields like Customers do.

>>76370379
its just about team performances nothing about the "clubs"
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40167542

>>76370391
arsenal are utter shit mate

If Bayern didn't have such a small club mentality they'd be in for Mbappe also

What is the ideal number of places given to a country for the Champions League/European Cup? How would you organise UEFA competitions? For me:

EC: top 2 in league
UC: 3rd and 4th in league
CWC: Cup winners

Think we would have 3 interesting competitions that way and the same clubs wouldn't be able to dominate.

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Today's Frontpages:
>Spalletti’s Inter is born
The Coach flies to China, the new season starts now.
Whirlwind 48-hour trip to make contact with the Suning hierarchy.
Sabatini accelerates on the transfer market: in their signs with Bernardeschi there’s Rabiot, the PSG talent.

>Italy marvels: The Under-20s are in the World Cup semi-finals
Masterpiece by Evani’s Azzurri: they beat Zampi with 10-men in extra-time.

>Juve movements: Fabinho, Douglas Costa and Keita
A budget of €128m is ready.

>>76370326
>Tottenham +267
>Man United +177

Why

>>76370404
>Fabinho, Douglas Costa and Keita
Same bullshit as with the English clubs.

when's England-Scotland?

>>76370391
>
kek

>>76370414
5 bongs

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>Glorious Under-20s
Orsolini, Vido, Favilli and the others: the lads to make us dream.
There’s an Italy to love in the World Cup semi-finals.
Azzurro hope in South Korea: With 10-men Zambia are tamed too, on Thursday they face England.
A new atmosphere with the confirmation of the renaissance of the youth.
The interview: Sacchi, “Well done ‘my’ Evani. He’s daring.”

>Incidents in Turin: Little Kelvin comes out of his coma

>Milan snap
Gigi countdown, response in eight days…
Blitz in Germany, Rodriguez taken.

>Zhang calls Spalletti, the new Inter is born in China
An ok from a distance.

>Allegri and Juve meet for the anti-PSG renewal
An ok is close

>Ventura without Verratti
KO’d tomorrow against Uruguay.
Montolivo returns to the national team.

>Kylian Mbappe Bid of €135M Expected
http://teamstre.am/2qSaELl

HE'S FUCKING EIGHTEEN

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>>76370401
That's the last 5 years ranking you UTTER FUCKING RETARDED MONG. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE THAT HIGH. SWITCH TO ALL TIME YOU UTTER CUNT. FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU.

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>Allegri signs
Juve relaunch.
Schick is in a hurry to announce his move to the Bianconeri.
Marotta ready to tighten for Keita and Bernardeschi.
By tomorrow the renewal of the Coach.

>There are five players in play on the Toro-Sassuolo axis

>Zhang calls Spalletti to China

>No Morata? Aubameyang

>World Cup: Heroic Under-20s
Now England in the semi-finals

>>76370022
im outta time

>>76370428
18 is legal, bro.

How retarded do you have to be? He can go to literally any good club and he is going to wait for Patético

>Lacazette: Six months without playing? I don't rule it out

>Alexandre Lacazette does not close the door to Atletico despite the sanction of the CAS. In a talk with readers of 'Eurosport' through Facebook, the Lyon forward said that the ban on signing imposed on Atletico was a possibility when the negotiations began. Questioned about whether he would wait for six months to play with the team as Arda Turan and Aleix Vidal did at Barcelona, Lacazette replied: "It is possible, it is a possibility that is not ruled out."

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>>76370383
>Inter below Juve
>United below Liverpool
>Barca that high
>Penarol

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>>76369902

>Dancing Tom Cleverly for 100 million

>>76370264
he can dab, tweet, post emojis and pictures on instagram and, most importantly, he has a new haircut every game

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>Southampton will report Liverpool to the Premier League over an alleged illegal approach for centre-back Virgil van Dijk, reports BBC Radio Solent.

>ILLEGALPOOL

This is that Arsenal + Suarez bullshit again. Yet nothing will happen. They'll scream MUH ILLSBREH again.

>>76370403
4 definitely is too much. No country has 4 clubs who can perform well in europe

>>76370456
he sounds like a great player #respect

>>76370405
>Tottenham
finished higher in the table this year
>Man United
won EL

>Arsenal have announced left-back Sead Kolasinac will join them this summer from German club Schalke.

>The Bosnia-Herzegovina international, 23, will join on a free transfer and become an Arsenal player on 1 July when the transfer window opens.

>"Subject to the completion of all regulatory processes, the defender will start pre-season training in July," said an Arsenal statement.

>Arsenal
>Signing record breaking own-goal scorer

Wew laddddie.

>>76370467
Real Madrid, Barcelona, Atletico Madrid and Sevilla all made it to the CL round of 16 this year.

>>76370473
Lets be honest here United meme treble was better than Tottenhams season

>>76370486
>Wonga: expect no more than three signings this summer
>one of them literally does it for free

ayyyyyyyyy

>>76370488
sevilla lost to team that was heading for relegation

>>76370467
What else would you do? Only one in the UEFA Cup? Don't think the European Cup would be that great without 2 teams from the big countries.

I hope they bring second group stages back to the CL

>>76370464
Southampton like being the Liverpool B team though

>>76370498
>expect
ABA Waffleanon, learn to read. You make us smart and educated ABA look dumb.

>>76370513
Fuck off lad, leave our little brother country alone

>>76370488
Sevilla lost to a relegation tier team and hadn't made the knockouts in how long?

>>76370502
Sorry, meant in the CL as it is now. 2 or 3 is a good number from the big teams. Also make the CWC supercede the EL so that if you win the cup but finish 3rd you enter the CWC instead

>>76370525
Go fuck a tulip, cunt. This thread is for people who can read.

You now remember Stampy G

>>76370553
SEETHING

Good afternoon, /trans/.

>>76370140
I won't hear one bad word about Quiz & Kyouko (and Numbers).

>>76370085
>RiRo is only 24
He's been around so long I figured he's older than that.
>Balolelli to Dortmund
would be laff

>>76369877
>>Bayern Munich have joined Manchester United and Chelsea in the race to sign Everton striker Romelu Lukaku, 24.
doubt.jpeg

>>76370582
>You say "Fuck off lad" first
>You defend a Wafflefucker paedo
>I tell you to fuck off back
>S-s-seething! >:(((

I'm HOWLING here lad. Best tell Daan to turn the windmill off, it has obviously cut your ass open and you're losing blood.

Pathetic. Don't reply, I'll just hide it.

Swansea signing some guy from PSV called Arias

>>76370437
>Bernardeschi to Juve
Hate this meme, he's an ABJ so big that he refused to take a pic with a guy wesring a Juve scarf

>>76370620
your style of writing resembles the pakitranny city bandwagoner's

are you him?

>>76370123
Blows out his ACL twice
>Liverpools fault
The state of ABLs

>>76370633
not him but, if you think you can tell who people are by the way they fucking type you're either retarded or a genius, if the latter, go and work for your intelligence services, if the former, then he's right and you should learn to read tbhfam.

New rule, you may only post in this thread if you get at least an 80% score

https://www.sporcle.com/games/chaosBEE/premier-premier-league-teams-1

>>76370648
reminder Liverpoop aren't going to get passed the qualifier for the CL

>>76370631
overrated, and I'm a PSV fan.
He'll fit right in at Swansea lmao

phwoar someone tell anon's mum to close her legs

like a bleeding fishmarket in here

>>76370539
>Also make the CWC supercede the EL so that if you win the cup but finish 3rd you enter the CWC instead
agree

Is food in a 3* Micheliegen restaurant actually nice

>>76370702
overrated is better than Naughton. PSV are a good feeder club for Swansea these days

>>76370677
yes

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>>76370687
Bang on 80%

>>76370713
you meant michelin lad

>Bosz leaving Ajax due to conflict with Assistant-managers. Third person in 2 years to be bullied out of the club by Bergkamp

>Barcelona player Arda Turan kicked out of Turkish squad after attacking sports journalist
>Arda Turan tries to choke 70 year old journalist on Turkish National Team's airplane
>The Barcelona midfielder has taken to Instagram to defend his honour following accusations of a bust-up with a member of the media
>Barcelona started an investigation about Arda after attacking a journalist on the plane.

Can someone redpill me on Tolisso?

>>76370687
got 73% just randomly clicking

>>76370740
21/26 rounds to 81

>>76369877
>Real forward Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has told Manchester United that he will never rejoin them. (Daily Star)

HAHAHAHAHA!

SNUBCHESTER UNITED!

>>76370741
Didn't answer my question

>>76370791
yes

>>76370769
kinda mean

>>76370791
yes

>>76370791
yeah its nice. its overpriced most of the time though because of the meme stars

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>>76370769

>>76370812
I've always wondered because it seems a bit wierd of a judging scale

>>76370791
Even nicer if you eat it together with your gf

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>>76370820
>tfw they still haven't recovered
everton fans were right

Is a 2* michieln restaurant really worse than a 3* or is just for how well the run their business

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tfw no /trans/ gf

Kimmich to City when?

Is a michlien star more important chef than money

>>76370883
It depends whether you prefer good food or fancy me me food

Who cares about Micheliegen restaurants. The local chipper is where it's at innit.

>>76370869
reeeeeeeee

>>76370915
based austrian cusine

>>76370915
this but unironically

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Don't care about no fancy stars or nothing

For me, it's the home of the roast™

>>76370915
i honestly prefer a frozen pizza and beer than a fancy restaurant

I've been to fancy restaurants and wondered if the food nice. Is the presentation is half the meal really true

>>76370915
If your local kebab shop isn't running a child sex ring, is it really a proper kebab shop?

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>>76370915
Battered sausage and chips with gravy and Dandelion and Burdock. How can Micheliegen 'restaurants' compete?

I'm watching Gordon ramsey preparing for a star and he's not wearing a hat and touching his hair. Its disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ISWs0nLI8k

stop talking about chips its 1:30 in the morning and i don't want to be hungry

>>76370944
the gimmick that saved /trans/

>>76370449
If Liverpool sign Van Dijk for £60m then Pogba looks like a total steal.

>>76370914
There are plenty of 2 Michelin * meemee restaurants

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>>76370985
Ah, as the French would say 'très magnifique'.

>>76370979
>Is the presentation is half the meal really true
Not speaking from restaurant experience but home cooking expierence, yes. You eat with your eyes as well.

>>76371035
If Van Dijk stays Liverpool gonna looke like cucks that can't even steal players from soton no more.

how do i get some ecstasy in amsterdam? do i go out in clubs and just ask around? looking to score some chupa chups

>>76371090
>You eat with your eyes
i've been doing it all wrong

>>76371111
The police give out pills for free

>>76371111
in the clubs yeah
don't buy in the streets, its a scam
but you're in amsterdam buy crystal mdma instead

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get out of my club

>>76371111
ASk a cop, they give it out to make sure you're not taking stuff laced with dangerous shit

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>Southampton are to report Liverpool to the Premier League over an illegal approach for Virgil Van Dijk
>Liverpool won't be held to ransom over Roma winger Mohamed Salah, and are considering alternative players should a deal not materialise
>RB Leipzig warn Liverpool off move for midfielder Naby Keita

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>>76371111
Friend of mine asked a lad at a festival if he knew someone who sold some and the lad just gave my friend a pill for free.

>>76371156
what does he have to do with liverpool

>>76370944
fuck me I could really go for a roast right now

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>>76371173
?

>>76371143
there's actually more crap in the crystals than in the pills at the moment

>>76369979
its the only decent moment in their lives, together with whenever juventus loses

>>76371163
so now who are moneylballers FSG and the JFT96 transfer committee going to allow Kulto Kloppo to sign for a 5/6 place finish next season la ??

>>76371168
>>76371143
Cool. Crystal is ok but i like popping pills.

>>76370137
>top 6

>>76371186
yeah i know the tides changed but a few years ago i went to amsterdam and took black mdma and had a wild ride

didn't realise gundogan did his acl last season
what a crock

>>76371111
Don't do drugs, they're bad for you.

Also, I love how we've broken the captcha.

>Select all squares with vehicles
>Accepts signs instead of vehicles
>Sometimes gives me an image without a single vehicle in it

woke up feeling like absolute shit and have had no energy all day

>>76371211
when and how are you going?

>>76371225
worth the risk since he was cheap, less cost than pogba's agent fees

>>76371239
I'm there every couple of weeks, i work on a cruise ship. I don't have an adress, otherwise i'd just order it online.

>>76370448
theres literally no reason for inter to be above them

>Sporting CB Ruben Semedo wanted by both Newcastle and Southampton has agreed terms with Villarreal. The promising youngster is already in Spain to undergo medicals

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>tfw doin medical for future gf and Chad FC calls in the middle of it

>>76371239
so next time will be around the 15th, that weekend

>>76371250
that sounds like a good life, what do you do on the ship and how would one go about applying for a job on a cruise?

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>Blending mash potatoes

>>76371252
>Treble
>More CLs

>>76371273
sounds like a good transfer for Villarreal, can you tell me a bit more about him?

>>76371285
its only one more and juventus has more history and cups than inter

>>76371275
I hear your signing up for Man United

>>76371277
i clean cabins, get around 2000 euros a month, without having to spend much, only for hygenic stuff, cos you get 3 or more meals a day, no bills.


just literally search river cruises europe, and apply for companies. thats what i did.

Coupling was pretty good. Why didn't they make more episodes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hstPHM3R1dY

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Where will he end up?

>>76371295
Sportingfags don't like him for some reason. I think he's good he reminds me of Bailly, fast, strong and technically good with the ball.

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>>76370915
>chipper

>>76371285
how many serie b titles does inter have though?

>>76371323
for >>76371287

>>76371311
is there a lot of homosexuality?

>>76371311
are there a lot of hot girls on the crew?

>>76371322
shock return to united

>>76371322
weird of them to put the a-league teams that came 1st and 2nd and not the shit ones

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>>76371236

>>76371295
United have more cups and probably the same amount of history give or take than liverpool

>>76371336
Why does Bruno Alves still get called up instead of him? Won't play much anyway probably and Bruno Alves' time is really over

>>76371236
Stop masturbating.

>>76370326
didn't hoffenheim finish like 3rd to last last season
where's lazio

>>76371397
terrible advice

>>76371322
moyes to ajax would be fucking hilarious

>>76370326
where's leeds though?

>>76371295
>more history
More Serie A, ok. But more history? How so? Herrera's Inter is more iconic than any Juve team, no?

>>76371394
I guess we value experience for defenders. would like to see him called for this summer too.

>>76371421
West Yorkshire

>>76371399
26
>>76371421
they only rank 1st division teams
http://www.euroclubindex.com/asp/Ranking.asp

>>76371322
I'll ave him manage Oxford United desu. Be the perfect lad to get us into playoffs.

>>76370468
#dogback

>>76371397
but thats the best part of the day

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>>76371236
What feeling do you have when you wake up in the morning? When your feet touch the floor or before that when you're laying there, thinking about your feet hitting the floor, what feeling do you have? What does that feel like for you?

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/ourguys/ Atalanta fire-sale when?

>griezmann
>lukaku
>Mbræpę
>Ronaldo
SNUBCHESTER UNITED

I wonder if I could become a sous chef at a 3*D micehlien restaurant

>Bayern in for Lukaku

This has to be Everton trying to boost his price for Chelsea right?

>>76371575
do you have the qualifications?

>>76371592
I've worked in a chip shop for 7 years

I am a head chef at a 1 star Mitchallen restaurant. ask away, but only about football transfers.

>>76371610

Do you think Tottenham will manage to hold onto their 1st team for two more seasons?

>>76371600
How many girls have you diddled in that time?

So who does Lukaku have an agreement with lads, Chelsea or United?

>>76371610
Is Mbappe fillet steak, or is it premium priced low-grade Sirloin?

How much more cooking does Rashford and Martial need to be done, or are they burnt and salvageable now?

>>76371567
>Mbræpę
is he from R'lyeh ?

>>76371621
probably because of Levy, but Pochettino will be off within 2 years
>>76371640
Mbappe is like one of them steaks that looks great but when you take the packaging off it stinks. Martial is so far burnt only clubs with zero taste in football should be interested, Rashford real deal just about to sizzle as some butter is added to the pan

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This fucking guy...

So who is he really trying to sell? I doubt it's Lukaku.

>>76371567
What is going wrong lads? We are back in the CL and are world class, have Pogba and the best manager around. I simply can't comprehend why they won't come

>>76371635
Chelsea

>>76371546
Alredy started, Kessiè gone, Caldara sold but will stay one more year, Conti is about to live too, Gomez rumored to leave too.

>>76371287
>>76371323
Sportingfag here, physically he is perfect for a central defender, he has huge potential but he is young and compremised alot, if you want to win a title you cant have dumb mistakes in defence, we also have good replacements rooting on the bench so its an easy 15mil and we dont lose quality. Plus he is a benfica cunt, trash talked sporting some years ago and is a dumb cunt that drives without license etc, im glad to see him gone.

>>76371703
he was there to bait in Dembele

>>76371633
So many even my sausage is battered.

>>76371721
rotting*

>>76369976
Mi6/5

>>76371726
10/10. Triple joke top tier.

>>76371697
Shame. Mbappe going for £100m to Arse would crush me. There is no way he'll justify that price. What the fuck is Arse doing? Is he getting the other board member to pay this for him because the main one won't do it? This is what happened when Messi was trying to leave Barca apparently.

>>76371720
i will never understand what was lazio and atalantas end game this year

>>76371744
MI6 is for international spying. MI5 is for home. L2Espionage.

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>>76371703
lel Raiola, man.

>>76371722
>>76371780

Rumors have it that its for Kluivert/Tete.

>>76371766
Yes that's why '/' is used. It's not like the lines aren't blurred anyway.

>>76371780
lmao based Benny

>>76371710

You're not a United fan, shut up.

>>76371795
Wasn't Tete dropped by Bosz?

>>76371862

Here the list of Raiola's clients

https://www.transfermarkt.de/mino-raiola/beraterfirma/berater/282

>>76371849
why would a JF support a prem club these days?

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S N U B B E D

>>76371849
>implying
I have their jersey faggot

>>76371757
I don't think they have an end game..

>>76371882
is snubbchester united still the hottest /trans/-meme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdbi5N3YCQ8
How come no 'United' PL team has used this as their club song?

>>76371795
B-but I wanna see Balolelli in the Bundesliga.

>>76371928
It's about 4 years old now ever since >Moyes

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Will Barca finally buy Bellerin this transfer period?

>>76371927
this is new for atalanta but nazio knows theyre not scudetto tier
why wont they keep their players and try to win el
geez

>>76371954
i think barça should focus on signing good players insted

>>76369997
jaap stam to ajax 48 hours la

>>76371969
but muh youth

Apparently they're trying to get Neymar European citizenship, so that would allow them to go after another non EU player. Maybe Qtinho?

>>76369917
which estate is that?
they should all be back at school today

Are there any strikers available to United who are good?
>Lukaku - £100m
SNUBBED
>Morat-
NO, hes shit
>Griezmann
SNUBBED
>Belotti - £85m
getting ripped off
Who else is there?

>>76372082
How about Rashford and Martial

>>76372082
Inter would probably sell Gabriel Barbosa.

>>76371969
>Bellerin isn't good meme

Not even an Arse fan but that's just factually wrong. The guy is great for his age. Especially if you like attacking fullbacks. So Barca would be perfect for him.

>>76372082

>Morata
shit but what can you do
>Griezmann
dumb move on his part desu
>Lukaku
not worth that price tag
>Belotti
also not worth that price tag
>mmmmmmbop
really not worth that price tag
>harry kane
talks funny

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>>76372082
Yup. Depoitre. Google him. 60 million pounds at minimum

>>76372155
i wish i could tell you you're wrong but i don't watch your league so i wouldn't know

>>76372113
Has Martial already become the new Henry?

>>76372170
It's not like you would have seen him, he's played like 5 games.

>>76372178
yes, and Mbræpë is the new martial

>>76372187
Hs is too good for our shit league

Who supporting our fellow Commonwealth Realm tomorrow when they play Georgia? I hope you proper lads are. If not, get out of our country.

>>76372178
Nah but he wanted to know which strikers were aviable. They should be given a fair chans tho

>>76372197
Who's the new Mbappe?