For me, it's Cristiano Ronaldo Jr.

>>76369700
holy shit those defenders are almost as bad as Juve's defenders in the CL final

Already a better dribbler than his dad

Absolutely world class. That goal had everything but the SIIIUUUUUU celebration

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>>76369700
>yfw TSU 2 plays for the USA

He'll still be a bastard son born of a whore

>>76369865
she is (or more like was, probably doesn't need to work anymore) a waitress from Los Aangeles

at least that's the official version

cuts off before ronaldo senior sprints in to try and get the last touch and claim the goal. then shakes his head and appeals for offside.

why is he full on black now

>>76369911
recessive genes - Ronnie's great-grandma was from Cape Verde / the kid's mom is probably black/mexican

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>>76369851
Who would want to play for America if he could choose either Portugal or Spain?

For me it's Dan Maldini

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrMz_qm9s_Y

>>76369851
this nigga could already be a starter for your nt

>>76370034
we always get BTFO by murrica kek

>>76369890
Kek

>>76369963
so will he become 100% eliseu by the time he's 20?

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>>76370063

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>>76369700
>tfw hes already better than everyone on the Canadian NT

>>76369700
>its 2040
>daily threads on which Cristiano is the true goat

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Does Messi's kid play football?

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*TSUes in high pitch*

>>76370175
>CR7 2.0 already scored a world class goal against the future halal team
>meanwhile messhit's 3 sons are busy sucking their thumbs and sniffing glue

really activates my almonds

>>76369700
kino

>>76370175
>>76370240
Messi has 2 kids and they are 5 and 2 years old

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-kim-yun-seo-s-nipple-yumdewb/answers/new.html

Looks more like Messi

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>>76369865
don't you understand?

TSUzinho was genetically engineered to be the ultimate powerlevel of TSU

Is CR7 Jr elite?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTKXNcfFuhJ/?taken-by=cristiano

That isn't his son, it's his clone.

>>76370310
>ywn have a father this great

>>76370175
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3088120/lionel-messi-reveals-his-son-thiago-does-not-like-football-and-only-goes-to-barcelona-games-under-sufferance/

>He told a Uruguayan TV show: “He does not like [football] much, really. He goes because Benjamin [son of Luis Suarez] and some schoolmates go, but he is not a fan.

>>76370365
>“He does not like [football] much, really.
>“He does not like much, really.
Really ponders my prefontal

>>76370310
When you are so narcissistic that you genetically engineer a son, give him your name and force him to become the world greatest player after you retire.

>>76370436
Translation mistake, I doubt Messi spoke to an Uruguayan tv channel in English

>>76370365
>He goes because Benjamin [son of Luis Suarez]
Doesn't like football AND a faggot? Messi on suicide watch

>>76370436
you really don't understand how brackets work when quoting?

>>76369882
>official version
Source?

>>76370469
There is something called "friendship", not all relations are romantic

>>76369831
>siuu

back to plebbit

>>76370484
she was mexican too you know

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friendly reminder to stay away from mexican waitresses

>>76370440

can he make it to dorsia tho

>>76369865
based rajeesh

>>76370529
>getting rich because you have a pussy
Women have no clue how easy they have it.

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>>76369700
it's not fair I was supposed to have the legacy

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>>76372953
someone should shoop jr's face onto tsuuman

>>76370436
that means the original quote was

"he doesn't like it much"

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>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXgJ4Czx8Uk

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>>76370310
Even the fucking towels have his initials on them

>>76370226
He is like... An improved version of his father.. wtf dude

>>76369700
>the GOAT birthed the GOAT son
Is there anything he can't do?

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>>76373205
>>76372953
>>76370440
>>76370310


>tfw we're about to go into the Twin Cristianos era. Where there will be clone with the dominant genes (Liquid Ronaldo) and one with the recessive genes (Solid Ronaldo) who is trained by Messi.

I'm ready.

>>76370365
thiago sounds like a spoiled shit, while Cris jr is unafraid following his father's footsteps like a real man

>>76369865

least he aint indian

>>76369700
Modric needs to teach his kid how to defend

>>76370286
They will only become good when they start getting injected with HGH.

>>76369865

this isn't the 19th century, no one cares if someone is a bastard

>>76369890
based nippon bringing the bants

>>76369700
>Doesn't count
>playing against England

His son will be the eternal goat, now it's like TSUUUU is building a thoroughbred football machine.

>>76369865

based

>>76369865
Pajeet my son

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>>76370171
>3 of the top 10 all-time players are named ronaldo

>>76369890
Kek

>>76370310
we all joke and whatever, but you'll never have a son that will look up to you like you're a literal superhero to them