/mlb/ general: TRIGGER edition

>couldn't even wait until the other one hit bump limit
faggot

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Can someone make an astros version of this pic

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>>76366592
/1st/ros!!!!

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This is among every pitcher to have ever lived.

Smush-ball
Dead-ball
Live-ball

>>76366610
GOTTA MAKE MY SNOWFLAKE OP

>>76366617
>Every pitcher
Baseball before 1901 existe-
>Kershaw
Now do October

MARINERS!

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>>76366626
MARINERS!

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Angels!!
We gonna win tomorrow?

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>>76366611
here

>>76366642
I want the HA HA HA one

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>>76366642
I think he meant the "Ha Ha Ha" part, senpai

how do I set up a beer league in my small town

nth for animu is shit

>>76366648
no he didnt

>>76366643
no you dont

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Mariners?

>>76366625
Baseball before 1901 wasn't real baseball. It was farmers and mailmen playing stickball. Even if you set the qualifier to 1870 they don't qualify because they didn't make 200 starts.

>>76366666
Damn nice get. Go fellow AL west friend!

>>76366675
Baseball before 2017 isn't real baseball.

>>76366685
Craig stop

>>76366666
does this mean the mariners are winning a ring?

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>>76366681
thx
saved

>>76366617
Those pitchers also had full careers with dwindling numbers as they aged to bring their stats down. Kershaw's nearing the point where that's going to start happening to him too.

>>76366779
kershaws retiring in 2020 after his third ring at thee peak of his career

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>>76366779
Been waiting since 2013 for Kershaw to decline.

2014 wins MVP with a 1.77
2015 strikes out 301.
2016 1.69 ERA
2017 still being Kershaw.

Kershaw can pitch. He can pad his numbers for another 3 or 4 years with a sub 2 realistically.

desu it'll be fun seeing if kershaw can handle 9 real batters every game when he opts out and signs with the stankees

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>>76366633
MARINYAS!

why is baseball such a shit and boring sport sport?

>>76367186
Why would you come in our general? Fuck off luigi

>>76366817
But can he succeed in october?

>>76366817
MULTIPLE

How do Giants fans have both the worst banter and the softest skin
Like they're just plain bad at posting on this website regardless of the baseball general

>>76367595
ENTRIES

KERSHAW

Another successful Kershaw general.

>>76367635
HAS

>>76367661
MULTIPLE

>>76367673
ENTRIES

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>Won 3 in a row against two bad teams
Surely this means we're world series bound!

>>76367712
The awoo frightens me

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>>76367774
There's no reason to be afraid

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>I’m pretty in tune with my body. That’s exactly why I refused to take the MRI. I knew there was nothing happening in there.

>>76368196
What injury does he have

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For me it's the Cleveland Hueindians

>>76368800
Autism

Would Kershaw be able to handle the pressures of facing THE Craig Biggio?

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1stros

>>76370042
>Greg Biggio

>>76370110
agree

>>76370124
Ladies and Gentlemen, the ONE Astros fan on this board that can handle the banter

>>76370256
Still a lifelong though

>tanaka
Enjoy your 10 runs, sox

Why do people have to go through these mental gymnastics when it comes to the Astros? They maybe the Donald Trump of baseball right now. Nobody can handle how much they are winning.

>>76370851
I... uhh, still believe that the astros won't win the world series..

>>76371377
dubs confirm

>>76370851
It was fun at first but now they are making me upset

>>76371625
>biggio

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The White Sox's largest mistake was giving away Tyler Flowers.

>>76371850
lol no, he was known as fleurs for a reason

>>76371715
what about him?

>>76366592
>pasting "MLB headlines"
>we already know they're the headlines

What a dumb fuck

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Why can't my Athletics just be a decent team again

>>76372229
Because they will once they move to LAS VEGAS and get a new stadium and owner.

mikes on he's ready to go..

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Phillies will win 70 games and this is a marked improvement over last week's expectations!

>>76372350
Phillies will win 55 games and you'll like it.

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>>76372366
I guess I'll have myself a beer, I guess I'll have myself a beer

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>>76372393
Not if >we have anything to say about it

>>76372393
>>76372496
Barves are coming for that ass.

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>avi 5th among AL outfielders in AS voting
amazing

>>76372517
>mfw the sox's pity entry is avi

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>>76366592
Daily reminder

Is Beer really the top prospect or is it just a meme? Isn't there some guy that can hit 105?

>>76372602
top positional prospect

>>76372602
He's a meme. Weak defending college prospects who hit college pitching don't project well

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Gregory B.G.O? I heard he played for the Astros while they were in the NL. Is this true.

>>76372249

Sacramento*

>>76372717
He's like Ronnie yount who played for the brewers when they were an AL team in the 50s

>>76372550
Can't be Sale anymore

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/a/stros!

>>76373033
Look, ma I posted it again! I may not have a job or a girlfriend but my friends at /sp/ LOVE it when I post my anime girl. No mom, I'm not a pedo even though I like anime. Fuck you, mom I won't get a job! I love the Astros and Rice too mom. What do you mean I flunked out of college? I've been studying hard on a Taipei buttplug board for days. What do you mean you're kicking me out? I disappointed you? Sorry? Fuck you at least I have the Lastros. What do you mean you're marrying a Rangers fan? What do you mean the Rangers fan is a millionaire? What do you mean he is far more successful than I could even imagine being?

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>>76373357
>rags

>>76373472
Kiss the ring you little bitch.

I'm tellin' ya, and I don't do this for just anybody, but if you're in the market for a quality television set that'll make your family the talk of the town, do it right. Make it a Craig Vizio.

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>>76373498

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>rags

>>76366592
yakyuu ga suki desu
go cubs

>>76373601
>Mests

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>>76373620
>dillon gee

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76373654
Literally who?

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>>76366639

>>76373497
>rags
>having a ring ever
Are you legitimately retarded?

>>76374251
They won one in 2011. I know because I turned the TV off when they got that final out.

>>76374284
>things that never happened

>>76374297
Yeah it did. I saw them make going to make the final out on that hit. What do you mean that never happened? I told all my friends the Rangers won the World Series.

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>>76374284
>>76374251
>>76374297
>>76374329

>>76374284
Ahahahahaha
I like you

>>76374329
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_World_Series
>The 2011 World Series was the 107th edition of Major League Baseball's championship series.[1] The best-of-seven playoff was played between the American League champions Texas Rangers and the National League champions St. Louis Cardinals,[2][3] with the Cardinals defeating the Rangers in seven games to win their 11th World Series championship and their first since 2006.
>being in this much denial

>>76374284
ONE

>>76374373
Are you serious? I got a tattoo saying they were world champions that very night...

>>76374393
STRIKE

>>76374393
STRIKE

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Before

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>>76374460
After

>>76374403
>>76374414
AWAY

>>76374403
>>76374414
AWAY

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2713995-mike-schmidt-says-odubel-herrera-cant-lead-phillies-as-non-english-speaker

ruh roh

>>76374583
>“My honest answer to that would be no because of a couple of things. First of all, it’s a language barrier. Because of that, I think he can’t be a guy that would sort of sit in a circle with four, five American players and talk about the game. Or try and learn about the game or discuss the inner workings of the game. Or come over to a guy and say, ‘Man, you gotta run that ball out.’ Just can’t be — because of the language barrier — that kind of a player.”
>Schmidt's comments don't take into account Herrera has shown he can speak English when being interviewed.
kek

>>76374612
Lmao he's gonna get into trouble.

>>76374612
I hope Phillies fans are ready for weekends with Greg Luzinski

>>76372229
I feel you bro. They gotta get rid of Rajai, Plouffe and Joyce though. Fuck that line up hurts.

Just bring up the entirety of the Sounds REEEEEE

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>>76374583
>one gorillion seasons
>still haven't passed us in rings

What's worse? Getting swept in the world series or choking away your chance at the title with the last strikeout, twice?

>>76374768
Swept

>>76374768
>>76374782
Being a Mets fan. You can't even cheer for the right New York team. Fucking losers and contrarians.

>>76374768
rags are worse
a lot of teams have gotten swept/gentleman swept

>>76374805
?

>>76374737
>Bragging about being as successful as a team with 10,000 losses
Not a good look for you,

>>76374824
Mets fans willingly choose to root for a team when they live in the same city as the Yankees. They're morons.

>>76374805
Embarrassing post

>>76374768
Last strikeout twice is proof that the baseball gods frown upon your team.

>>76374843
>rooting for the yaks

>>76374849
Well the Mets are an embarrassing team.

Go Rockies!

Also, Astros could be the most fun team to watch in baseball in recent memory.

>>76374867
>not rooting for the team in your city
The Mets need to be relocated because this is a Yankees town.

I really hope cruz wins a ring before the rags

>>76374888
>yaks
Don't talk back

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>>76374888
We're not going anywhere. You have 26 rings and a watch and yet you are very upset. No need to be upset. If you need a tissue let me know.

>>76374894
What are the odds that the Memeiners trade him at the deadline?

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>>76374874
If we win today, we will have tied our franchise best win streak record of 12. If we also win tomorrow, they will make franchise history.

Congrats on supplanting the doyers for 1st in NL W!

>>76374928
Hes doing a lot better than Beltran
What are the odds Houston tries to get him?

>>76375013
0

>>76375013
I think the Astros aren't as focused on gaining more bats/fielders as they are securing a decent pitching lineup. With McHugh being out for at least 1/3rd of the season with elbow issues and Fiers/Musgrove/Morton slips from time to time, their biggest issue has been pitching.

>>76374928
Same odds Yu gets moved

hi guys
pudge rodriguez

>>76375282
Wow, you mean THE Pudge Rodriguez?? The one that played for the Astros when they were in the NL (before they moved to the AL)?

>>76375333
You've been doing this shit for days, it isn't funny.

>>76375355
>Astros fans in charge of not getting buttmad
This is the first time I've even posted something like that

>>76375374
I'm not an Astros fan. I'm a RANGERS fan.

You think this would fly?

YANKEES GET:
Mike Trout

ANGELS GET:
Brett Gardner
Aaron Judge
Luis Severino

>>76375417
Fuck no it wouldn't. Mike Trout is too valuable to give up a 3 players for. That's why no one will trade for him. He's so good that he's too expensive.

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>>76375417
git lawst, oghkay

>>76375417
>The best player in baseball
>For anything less than the entirely of their 3-5 best major leaguers, their top 10 prospects, and massive salary relief
nope

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>>76375439
https://youtu.be/O9sAahzYzcE

>>76375417
I would add about 3 more pitching prospects and the rights to the name Derek Jeter in order to give away the best player in the MLB

>>76372229
Not even memeing, there's a good chance they finish 2nd or 3rd in the West the next couple seasons

Bill Eppler here, I would only trade Trout for Bryce Harper, Trea Turner, Daniel Murphy, Anthony Rendon, Ryan Zimmerman, Stephen Strasburg, Max Scherzer, the entire farm of the nationals, and their international pool, draft pick, and the salary relief of taking Pujols off our hands. Oh, and they all have to sign long term contracts if they aren't already locked up

>Just realized Pudge Rodriguez was inducted into the HOF along with Jeff Bagwell on the same year

the more you know

>>76375449
kek I knew it

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>>76373498
hehe nice

List your 5 favorite players by batting stance. Craig Counsell is not allowed

>>76375417
>You think this would fly?
Considering Brett Gardner is worse than Mike Trout in every way, and Aaron Judge & Luis Severino are both rookies who haven't seen enough seasons to post real averages, I'd say no.

>>76374284
>>76374329
kek

>>76375013
None. >We have plenty of hitting. The guys who ride the bench each day could be starting on the majority of teams in the league. Besides, Cruz is a high-K guy that wouldn't gel with the high-contact/prolonged AB offense, and would cost a lot more than a team about to be in extension talks with its core should spend.

>tfw lifelong Doyers fan and won't be able to wear an Astros hat ever again after Doyers/Astros World Series this year

>>76375686
If they beat the Rockies

>>76375604
Alfonso Soriano
Jeff Bagwell
Kevin Youkilis
Russell Martin
Miguel Tejada

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>>76375604
pic related
Jeff Bagwell
Phil Plantier
Kevin Youkilis
Aaron Rowand
>honorable mention: Alex Buccilli (not pro but it's insane)

>>76375604
Gary Sheffield
Griffey Jr
Fernando Vina
Edgar Diarrhea
Chipper Jones

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>>76375604
Andrew McCutchen
Josh Hamilton
Kyle Schwarber
Pic related
Marwin Gonzales

>>76375767
Is this a real stance, I thought it was an edit at first.

>>76375604
Craig Biggio

>>76375894
Craig Biggio
Craig Biggio
Craig Biggio
Craig Biggio
Sammy Sosa

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>McCann to AAA for a """""""""""""""""""rehab"""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""assignment""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

AKA this Hicks guys is playing well let's see how long he keeps it up

Canada has as many MLB teams as it has laws legalizing sex with animals

>>76375698
Doyers will lose the wild card game

>>76375937
Gib me McCann.

>>76375955
What's your problem with Canada fucker

>>76375955
Expos need to return to the league, desu

>>76375655
But cruz winning a ring in texas, not for the rags would be perfect

who has/had the GOAT batter's box ritual and why was it Jim Thome?

>>76376078
I can tell you with 100% certainty that the Rangers have the best clubhouse ritual

>>76376101
Being a one pump chump isn't a ritual

>>76376078
It was actually, the "Human Rain Delay" Mike Hargrove.

>>76376074
oh dang you're right lemme email Luhnow real quick

>>76376109
They went at that boy like farmhands at a well pump

>>76376112
Hargrove was a meme and you know it

>>76376166
A very good meme though. He managed to take the Indians to two World Series.

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>>76376033
>french leaf posters
Fuck that

>>76376180
True. But /mlb/ would hate him if he played today.

>>76376375
>/mlb/ would hate the ultimate meme player
Get a load of this guy

>>76376405
Davis Ross

>>76376431
>implying David Ross wasn't a forced meme player

>>76374843
Its not enjoyable to watch the Yankees

>>76374888
>yaks

>>76374612
>he has a poi-
>oh...OH
lmao

Friendly reminder that the best hitting pitcher in baseball is a career Cleveland Indian

>>76376672
>best hitting pitcher
Wow! Its nothing!

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>>76375762
>>76375767
>>76375811
>>76375847
>>76375916


>no Phil Plantier
>literally a safe pooping position

>>76376672
>87 fucking years without a championship

>>76375604
>no one mentions Julio Franco
Casuals the lot of you

>>76376715
69

>>76376375
>True. But Manfred would hate him if he played today.
And it would be fucking amazing

>>76376680
NL BTFO

>>76375604
>not one single Schwarber entry
Sometimes I wonder if this is even the baseball thread

>>76376751
I didn't know round was a batting stance

>>76376713
space had Plantier on his list tho...?

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>Salazar back to the DL

>>76376118
Hahahahahha

$500 ON RED SOX, LET'S FUCKING GO

white sox rays thread where?

>>76377257
Betting slip or fuck off achmed

>>76377257
Tanaka looks like he was up all night dreaming about sea monsters or something. What is the payout?

>>76377280

>>76377454

Houston fans are becoming as insufferable as Texas fans were a few year ago. Astros are quickly becoming on of the worst fanbases

>>76377530
That's because the Astros fans now were Rangers fans a few years ago. It's all just a bunch of falseflaggers.

SF Giants vs MIL Brewers (#2 of 3)

7:40 PM ET | 4:40 PM PT

>>76377565
>>76377565
>>76377565

cubs vs marlins

a little early


>>76377708

>>76377708

>>76377708

>>76378107
>>76378107
>>76378107
Houston @ Kansas City

Everyone's threads a bit early today so why not

>>76377530
>Houston fans are becoming as insufferable as Texas fans were a few year ago.

I don't see how. Most Astros fans are all about being good sports. You don't see a lot of shitposting against teams they play against. What I see 90% of the time are >rags and co. trying to bait Astros fans and usually a handful take the bait.

You weren't around for the Texas Rangers shitposting if you honestly think the Astros fans are anywhere near that caliber of literal shit posting.

mest-rags
>>76378185
>>76378185
>>76378185

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Imagine being a Nationals fan

>have an up and coming star on your roster
>have to listen to 29 other clubs talk about how they are going to fuck them
>while they are still dating the nationals
>there is almost no chance he doesnt walk and go to one of the richer and more historically relevant teams

Is there any more cucked team in sports?

>>76366779
I still think Kershaw has 3 more seasons of prime pitching (4 if you count this season). Historically primes happen from ages 28-32.

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>>76378234
Hey. I'm just enjoying the wild ride that is Bruce Hooper
Where's My Ring or Bust.

>>76378279
If his back holds out.

BREAKING NEWS

@jonmorosi

#SFGiants acquire Sam Dyson from #Rangers.

Bartolo Colon to the DL with and "oblique strain". Is this the end of old/fat?

>>76378480
For what? A bucket of baseballs and a half-eaten sandwich?

is tanaka, dare I say it, finished?

>>76378611
that game against Houston was the killshot desu

>>76378611
How bad is it tonight?

>>76378965
He's given up 3 bombs

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>tfw too pussy to click an ad

>>76378171
>I don't see how.
Just look at how arrogant they are this year and last year
>Most Astros fans are all about being good sports.
LOL no
>You don't see a lot of shitposting against teams they play against.
You see it literally every time they play
>What I see 90% of the time are >rags and co. trying to bait Astros fans and usually a handful take the bait.
These are falseflaggers mostly just astro fans or whoever samefag going

>You weren't around for the Texas Rangers shitposting if you honestly think the Astros fans are anywhere near that caliber of literal shit posting.
I was and I'm seeing a whole lot of similarities between post 2010 Rangers and 2016-17 Astor fans

How come we always have so many Away fans at the ballpark, Rockiesbros? It's frustrating. I get really belligerent whenever I go to a game.

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>4-4, 3 HR, 8 RBI

>>76378378
Good point. Could cost him prime years.

>>76379000
iirc he did last week too
Gone are the days of SOLO SHOT MIKE NAPOLI

>CLEVINGAY
>CLEVINGAY
>CLEVINGAY

THE ASTROS ARE TOO FUCKING GOOD WTF

>>76379189
Give me ANY example of an Astros fan shitposting against anyone except for the >rags. I haven't seen a single one. Also, you're assuming that false flaggers are Astros fans.

You just sound mad.

jays - stros ALCS gonna be lit af senpai

>>76379316
Just look off season threads were filled with astro shit talking and flexing constant posts of they were the best etc just like rangers fans. The only people that are shit talking on any side are most likely falseflaggers anyway but Astro posting now is almost identical to rags posting 5 years ago the same pungent smell of superiority and all that

>>76379366
t. 2015 pre-postseason

>>76379370
stros aren't even close to the >rags.

calm down man, go outside, think about something else

>>76379379
Their fanbases certainly are pretty similar to how they been acting

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We'll take tanak/a/ if you don't like him

>>76379370
I mean, to be fair, the Astros are playing at an historic level. And it's not even close. They're like +100 run differential. But hey, if you're mad at a few fans, whatever.

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>>76379366
>jays - stros ALCS gonna be lit af senpai
100% desu. Still thankful 4 bluebirds knocking rags out of post season every time they make an appearance.

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>>76379366
>raggots' faces when

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>>76379414
>>76379412
>rags

>>76379411
Just pointing out they are acting like rangers fans did years ago is all historical run or not

>>76379431
Fair.

>rags

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Name my band.

how many other times has a team been on pace to beat the wins record in june? not actually breaking the records, merely being on pace.

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>>76379472
and how many times have people been upset that that team's fans are excited about it?

>>76379504
>Only two of those teams actually went on to win the World Series
>Both of them are from New York
Really makes you thiink

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>latest of late night games

>nothing going on till then
boring day at this Anon's house

i watched the Polar Climates doc by Attenborough on the Netflissss
lotsa penguins getting eaten, everything getting eaten really =\

SAY HOW ARE YOU EWE GUISE??

I BEEN GOONE SSS OOO O LLLOOOOOOOOOOONNG

>>76379504
>getting swept by the Indians at home

Yawn. The Lastros are a paper tiger

>76379520
truly abysmal bait

>>76379560
that series was exactly the wake-up call that this team needed imo

>>76379564
>Forgot about the Tigers
I'm sure we'll live

>making regular season gamethreads

>>76379560
Indians were consulting pitching shamans and Clevinger nearly gained a no-hitter. Indians fans said that was one of his best performances, if not the best, on the mound. They did excellent. Indians are the only team that have the juju magic to throw us off our game. We've gone 1W 5L versus them this season.

>>76379576
This is true, and It was ultimately what made us come back with a vengeance and sweep Orioles, Twins, and Rangers. Rangers sweep was the sweetest.

The Cardinals must really like getting embarrassed by a guy named Scooter.

Scooter Gennett hit 4 HR's tonight

GOAT

S C O O T E R
C
O
O
T
E
R

fucking video game stats
4 home runs and 10 rbis

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I love mexican beisbol.

>Brewers waived Scooter
>Reds got him for nothing
ohohohohoh

more like Cincinnati Roids

>>76379683
Literally literally who?

>>76379727
>fan of a team with overperforming offense accuses another team of using roids
wew

>>76379736
I was kidding, breh
take it easy

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>>76379683
hit 9.5% of his career hr tonight !!!!

>>76379744
>fan of a team that can't handle banter accuses another fan of being unable to handle banter
wew

>>76379754

Don't talk to Crag Biggio like that

>>76379754
lOOK pUNK tALK tO cRAIGGY lIKE tHAT aGAIN i dARE yOU

S C O O T E R

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A pretty good day of baseball for this young lad

Where is REDS Bro?

>>76379780
>1056 wRC+
>1.779 wOBA
>0.6 WAR for one game
Is this pace sustainable?

>>76379780
>1056 wRC+

is he even trying

>Hits 4 home runs in a game
>Only been done 16 times in MLB history
>Had 3 home runs all season coming into the game

"No, I'm not on roids. Srsly guise."

>>76379786
resting.............
IN PISS!

Scooter "LITERALLY CRAIG FUCKING BIGGIO" Gennett

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>yfw the Astros are real

>>76379780
Where were u June 6 wen nasti nati born scooter hit 4 fucking dingers

Mariners Twins game thread
>>76379816
>>76379816

>>76379809
>only using steroids for one game
That seems like a serious misallocation of his hard earned stubs.

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Which is your favorite, /mlb/?
For me, it's Dr. Radical.

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>>76379824

>Records that come from players who dont even have polio

Not having polio is basically steroids tbqh

That scooter guy hit a month's worth of home runs and RBIs in 1 game for some people (Odor)

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>>76379861
>Mr. Sipp Soda
no thanks

>>76379861
for me, it's Mr. Aahh

>>76379884
aaaannnd he comes out of hiding!
where were you for that Astros series?

>>76379861

Dr. Dick

Why do relief pitchers just go to shit?

Remember when BP was bitching about the Reds giving his number to someone else? Just sayin, THAT was the type of performance that gets your number retired.

>>76379905
Sameplace I was during the Rangers 10 game win streak: Ur moms bed

Lmao got em get rekt

>Pitching to someone with 3 HRs

Why?

>>76379945
but I have 2 dads, so that means you're confirmed homogay

>>76379945

What is a more impressive sweep sequence?

>Rangers:
Padres
Athletics
Phillies

>Astros:
Orioles
Twins
Rangers

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>taint poois
>methinals
>shitinals

>>76379974
Your biological mother was my slut your dad's watched

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PHILLIES HAVE WON FOUR GAMES IN A ROW

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>>76379999
>four home runs
>four nines

how will the methinals ever recover?

why were they pitching to him? are the tardinals that bad of an organization now?

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>the mest, methinals, and jints are all atrocious

what happened

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>>76380016

>2 wins away from our win total in May

>>76379780

>0.6 fWAR for one game

Holy fucking shit.

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>>76366592
I've been on vacation; what did I miss?

>>76379884
>>76379945
Honest question: how did this last weekend make you feel?

>losedians

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>Bottom 9th
>2 outs
>Bases loaded
>Alex Avila
>3-0 count
>Called strike 3

Have a seat in my office, Alex.

this is exactly why we need Manfred to demolish the ninny league

a literal who can step up to the plate and hit 4 home runs in a game

stay inferior ninny league

signed,
American League

>>76380135
>junior circuit

>>76380135
the arcade league is trash

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>they thought they were getting Seth Beer

Get the FUCK out of our way

>ligers