/HEEM/ Rizin's Finest Edition

There is literally nothing wrong with this OP

i'll use this one desu

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>>76365666
This is the real thread
Fuck Kevin Lee

>>76365666
>Mark Hunt: ‘Crock of shit’ that ‘cheater’ Alistair Overeem was allowed IV before UFC 209
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/5/15743070/mark-hunt-crock-of-sh-t-that-cheater-alistair-overeem-was-allowed-iv-before-ufc-209


was he in the wrong? IV is ONLY beneficial for weight cutting and overeem doesn't cut anything for HW

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>>76365998
Reem btfo

>>76365998
He's always angry

>>76365998
IVs are against the rules because they can be used to mask PED use. Same with diuretics.

>>76365998
maybe he's right, but i'm sick of him bitching about it. outside of punching power and a formerly good chin, what is he? a fathead Samoan with middling skills. it's not like he'd be wrecking the division if it was squeaky clean.

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Why does the OP matter?

>>76366113
Only thing that matters to me is that the subject says /heem/

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This man finna kill mark hunt

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>leave heem for months because of scat poster
>come back
>OP fag still at it

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remade it to be a bit cleaner so this the template i'l use if canadian stat autist keeps doing stats

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life sentence? for assault?

JUST

>>76365998
I was actually with Hunt when everyone was getting sick of his shit but this is too much. It's like he's just bitching about anything he can now.

He'll probably win Lewis though so maybe he lightens up after that

>>76366376
>5.7% winners
wew

>>76366376
Pretty cool stuff actually

>>76366376
heem is officially deddit now. thanks dork

>>76366444
why do you hate original content?

>>76366448
>>>r/mma/

>>76366452
i've never been. what do they do that is like that?

>>76366408
Shouldn't have left it to the judges.

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>>76366472

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>>76366472

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>>76366472
that got me thinking. what if the judges were like "a jury of your peers". what if only active fighters could be judges and everyone had to do at least 1 judging/year? that'd be cool

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>>76366035

>>76366508
Hope you do a bit of thinking and realise how dumb this sounds
Sorry to sound harsh

>>76366508
I'm high as hell and this doesn't even make sense

>>76366524
obviously CTE bound fighters would make judging flimsy as fuck but it'd be interesting. maybe there'd be some judges that fight once/year just to keep judging

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>>76366518
Have a webm my friend

>>76366537
>but it'd be interesting.
You're saying fighters should be responsible for not only judging fights but other fighters in their own organisation.

Please think.

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>>76366530
He's saying "what if only fighters could be judges, and every UFC fighter had to judge at least one fight a year"

>>76366538
>Sean Shelby's face when

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>>76366508
There are flaws in that
Fighters would inherently be biased towards fighters with similar styles to their own, and they would also be tempted to give unearned decision victories to teammates and friends
Also, being a good fighter doesn't automatically make you a good analyst

>>76366354
Based Cecil

>>76366541
idk m8. its just an idea. maybe dont have you judge fighters in your division

>>76366518
>>76366538
le IV roid belly man

>>76366568
It's not a sensible idea at all.
I don't even know where to start with it if I were to

>>76366569
shut up cunt

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>>76366376
Good stuff, keep it up calendarbro
Out of curiosity, are you doing this as practice for other things that require similar skills

>>76366590
overroid

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>>76366609
goof, stay in yo lane

>>76366621
>tfw no claudia gf

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*raises hand*
Uhm, no offence to anyone here, but you're all very, very mean and stupid.

WHO SAID THAT?!

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>>76366647
Do you like Khabib yet

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>>76366654

>>76366662
TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN
TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN

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>>76366662

WHERE RONDA ROUSEY FINE ASS AT

>>76366607
not really. i just like the practice. i used to to club and party flyers in college so i guess im keeping my skill level up if i start again. its a good side hustle

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>>76366660
H*ck no, friendo. Until he loses to someone I care for he's the enemy.

>>76366668
>>76366669
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!

>>76366621
Man fuck brazil, that clearly connected above the hairline. She should have been dq'd

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>>76366701
Oh my God Jon I just saw a fucking vampire!

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>>76366708
I can't watch this! Hey everybody, I can't watch this!

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>>76366707
Come on mate

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>>76366707
Shut your mouth bitch

Excited for 3 round aldo

>>76366723
that kick didnt even land. the other angle showed it. she was faking it

>>76366755
Don't think you can deny it landed m8y
The significance and impact of the strike can be questioned but she definitely got her, her reaction after the strike alone is enough to tell you that

>>76366764
>her reaction
Claudia's, that is

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>>76366764
for sure she kicked her in the head. that kick definitely did some major damage. look at the impact. she knocked her block off my man

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usada bless

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>>76366801
poor fella

>>76366801
>>76366808
post holocaust chris the night before the mousasi weigh in

>>76366795
Yes, it landed.
I'm not saying it did a lot of damage, but to deny it landed based off 3 webm's, Claudia's immediate remorseful reaction, Casey going to ground and the ref, who was in good position is just a bit asinine.

Don't move the goalpost, it did land. Holy shit just look at the second part of this webm >>76366723, it's the best angle possible

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>listening to Frankie on mma jew
>he talks about maybe fighting Max at MSG
>cant remember at all who Frankie fought at 205
> check his record
>it was literally who

>>76366444
I'm just glad that gay little drawn mascot never took off honestly.

>>76366823
>the second part of that webm
>from behind view where you cant see point of contact
yeah for sure thats better evidence than the webm that you can clearly see the distance between the leg and her head the entire time. it didnt land. her shin never came in contact with her head

>>76366408
>for assault

>attempted murder
>kidnapping
>rape

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>>76366851
I'm ready for the swang and bang

>>76366035
another millionaire MMA athlete

reminder:
PURSE
-10% agent
-15% manager
-10% publicist (if fighter is top tier)
- $80,000 - $340,000 gamp, pre-fight medicals, pre-fight/post-fight travel

- TAXES: (3 sample brackets)
$10,367.50 plus 25% of the amount over $75,300
or
$29,517.50 plus 28% of the amount over $151,900
or
$130,578.50 plus 39.6% of the amount over $466,950

In short, not even Conor or GSP made very much money from fighting. At least GSP made a lot from sponsors in the pre-Reebok era.

>>76366851
i don't want to see hunto get heemed again

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>>76366854
Are you merely pretending?

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>>76366854
How the hell is this a behind view?
I don't understand how you're continuing to deny the kick landed. If it didn't, why the hell would Gadelha apologise? In fact, she might have even specifically said it landed in the post fight presser though I don't recall correctly.

Are you just baiting me here?

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>>76366472
underrated

>>76366621
(nobody says that anymore, fidget-spinner)

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>>76366869
>>76366876

>>76366674
Not at the end of her legs, that much we know.

>>76366885
You're literally just posting the worst angle and refuting everything else

>>76366723
lol
barely a glancing blow
a skull-skimmer, at best

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>>76366808
thank you based soldier of god

>>76366725
>>76366725
>>76366725
now THERE'S some impact

>>76366898
Yeol reconstructed dude's face

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>>76366472

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>>76366898

>>76366910
t. rory

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>>76365317
I got your back Enrique

>>76366885
>>76366895
https://youtu.be/5ZejbJuLH6k&t=263

My bad. I see your point now, you are (probably) correct.
Still looks like it hits though, even if slightly

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>>76366926
See >>76366647
No offence meant, I mean no dishespeck, but you're a big MEANIE.

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>dj is the goat

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>>76366898
Whats goin on this thread buddehs ?

Oh shit


Nevermind, gotta go see my knee doctor, bye

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>>76366960
it was just a litte goof Javier my dude

here you go

>>76366960
>>76366984
cute

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>>76366984
I'll learn. I'll learn how to make them. Later this week I'll return with nothing less than 5 Emil heads.

Then you'll all see. You'll regret it, meanies.

>>76366971
How much is he making per fight for all his bitching and moaning ?

>>76366939
take this chance to reevaluate how you let new evidence challenge your already decided opinions. at no point does that mat disappear from view between her head and the leg

>>76367020
440k for the reis fight

>>76367038
>you let new evidence challenge your already decided opinions
There's nothing wrong with this, unless you want to be stubborn and insist I'm still right.

I still maintain the angle in your webm is terrible. I know what you're saying, but look at the other 2 or 3 webm's, and it looks like there is indeed clear contact, even if its minimal. However, I stated that I recalled Gadelha herself saying the kick landed, and when attempting to find said clip, I realised she actually said the opposite, which changes things. She was the one in the Octagon, a kick is a pretty clear point of contact, I'd imagine she'd know when she did or didn't kick someone

>>76367068
Thats a lot for a midget who could not draw a bath

>>76367167
Yea, no casuals bought into the pound for pound meme, what can you do?
He should take a cue from boxing and move up a weight class after cleaning out his division.

How has TMZ or anyone not got to Dana yet

>>76367229
Dana literally is friends with a bunch of politicians when the libs were in charge he had Senator Reid protecting him. Now that he is Trump's boy. TMZ will never touch him.

if tj beats mm will he become #1 in the p4p rankings

>>76367167
bro he deserves more, he's the goat!

>>76367257
if Vitor beats Bisping will he become the GOAT?

>>76367261
is vitor really fighting bisping?

>>76367270
no it was a fake tweet wise up

https://twitter.com/shaunalshatti/status/871811798592217088

DJ on #themmahour: "They said it's either TJ or we close the flyweight division. And I said, 'close the motherfucking division then.'"

Yes, please close the division.

>>76367277
UFC would save more money if they cut the manlets, could use that money to attract more human sized talent

>>76367277
based philippines

>>76367229
TMZ runs a kinda sorta blackmail system and plays nice with people that supply them with information. They're probably just getting low-grade scoops

>>76367258
Thats twice as much as female goat who draws more than him. Sexist much Dana sweetheart?

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDkC9KMEVQU
>those first five seconds

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Good morning /heem/. Hope you have a productive Tuesday. Remember to train in a gi AT LEAST three times today, and eat eleven free range eggs from your own chickens on a couple of bits of toast, with jalapenos and blue sauce.

>>76367334
how many bananas?

>>76367334
3 steaks for maximum protein gains

>>76367358
30 bananas for maximum carbage

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>>76367358

Don't forget your 3 sticks of butter, too

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>actually have to do work today at work

just heem me

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>>76367494
those are MY waifus, BACK OFF!

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>>76367494

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>>76367507

Why is she so sweet and innocent lads

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Based!

can jacksonwink claudia beat joanna? she was le winning before she gassed but god damn did joanna look good against andrade.

I'm pretty excited for the third one desu

>>76367633
Is it official? Thought they might let her murder Rose first.

>>76367646
it's gonna happen after joanna rekts rose.

how can it not be official? claudia wont fight andrade, there isn't anyone after rose.

>>76365666
Why do so many Slavs look like meerkats?

What is their secret?

>>76367660
Well...it's not official till it's announced, you know? I've been surprised before. I agree that it's the only route that makes sense.

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>Rose fighting Joanna

why bother

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Who are some of the worst fighters on the roster?

>>76367773
Jessica Eye, that midget black chick

>>76367830

What about male fighters?

>Chris Avila
>Jared Roshalt (I know he's cut now)

There was also some bong called Ian something, who just constantly went for leg locks over and over again. I remember he did it for 3 whole rounds and then started complaining about "greasing!!" in the 3rd cos he couldnt lock it up

>>76367547
I just want her to stop fighting and protect her from harm

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>>76367880

I know that feel. If she ever gets turned into a bloody mess it'll make me really upset I reckon

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>>76367773
Even though he's won all but one of his fights, it's an absolute punishment to watch Elias Theodorou fight.
That guy is so uncoordinated in his striking it's ridiculous and he gasses half way through the first round every time. Watching him get his shit slapped by Thiago Santos was an absolute blessing

>>76367893

I agree actually, he's incredibly off. He's like PvZ in that he just throws stupid sloppy kicks all the time and misses.

>>76367893
>>76367910
t. casuals

Elias is the best prospect at MW and will be top 5 by the end of next year.

>>76367860
Rosholt wasn't a bad fighter, he was a great wrestler and got cut with a 6-2 record (or his contract run out, I'm not sure)

You are thinking about Ian Entwistle, pretty sure he retired after struggling to make weight several times.

>>76367893
I thought Ferreira beat him. Guy is such a meme fighter.

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Have any decent WBWs talked about going down to 125 when its made?

If JJ goes up will she even have competition there?

Seems like it'll just be the same desu

Could Machida have beaten Weidman in a rematch?

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>>76367951
Don't say these things bud, he has god awful striking and will get boxed the fuck by anyone with decent to high level hands, just like what happened against Santos.
If he's not able to just smother them and lean on them against the cage he's done for, and the guys near the top of the div have the takedown defense level to stop that happening
A guy like Gastelum or Mousasi would make him look stupid

>>76368073
>will get boxed the fuck by anyone with decent to high level hands

there aren't many people outside the top 5 with good hands

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>>76368020
Shevchenko will after she loses to Nunes

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>>76368329

>>76368268
whichever one Vitor was taking during his prime days

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O697BP2tDkY

Are Brazilians still coming out and showing support for Waldo after loss?

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>>76368340
kek

>>76368433
I wonder how the rematch will go

>>76368559
Not happening

>>76368642
Maybe not immediately, but in about a year aldo will get a rematch trust me

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>>76368657

toothpaste is probably right 2bh

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>>76368433

Yeah, they love Aldo and hues are loyal as fuck.

When he got heemed by gooby, the airport was packed with cheering fans when he returned to Brazil and they carried him around on their shoulders and shit.

>>76368559
I think more or less the same, Aldo is on the downslope of his career whilst Max is entering his prime.

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F

>>76368863
wut how do you even get a life sentence for that

what state did he get prosecuted in

>>76368337
That dude could easily get a foot lock from there

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>>76368959

I admire your perserverance with posting this picture, Bulgaria.

>>76368874
He had priors

Three-strikes law

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>>76368975
It's evolving

>>76368984
jones also ran against rampage include that one too

>>76368984
someone pls shoop them into a running race

>>76368984
I love how Stiopic runs with his hands straight down, like some kind of pale bald gorilla

Rashad said he expects Rumble to return at heavyweight within a year.

UFC needs to add more heavier weight divisions for women

Needs to cut all women's divisions.

>>76369298
Because 145 lbs was such an overwhelming success

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Betch gonna destroy Holmes

>>76369298
This.

I'd like to see womens 155 185 200 maybe even 225+

>>76369328
Thicc women going at it seems highly marketable tbqh

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>>76369338
225

>>76368863

Imagine being in prison for assaulting your ex who cheated on you, and during your sentence every time you look in the mirror you have her fucking name tattooed on your neck.

Christy Mack was probably right to say that if he ever got out the first thing he would do would be trying to kill her

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>>76369338
We all know who the 155 champ would be

>>76368959

Do you have another angle of this, with conor running towards the left or right

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>>76369460
Why yes, yes I do.

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>>76369420
There is just something about Reina that makes me wanna watch her fights

I think it's her thiccness

>>76369420
fat bitch

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>>76369484
Lol Conor looking like an old man catching his breath

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>>76369583
like your nan

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>>76369586
He didn't feel like wrestling this time

>>76369409
It wouldn't be a big deal if he didn't kidnap her, try to rape her, and give her a 10-7 beating. Plus he had two plea deals thrown at him and refused to accept them. He's better off in prison.

>>76369603
I like her "attitude"

>>76369607
>Mcgregor trying to transition to side control at the beginning of the webm
>the way nate just rolls over and carries his little Leprechaun ass
WELCOME TO MY LIFE

>>76369640
Didnt he just keep her against her will in her apartment for few hours ? Wouldnt that just make for ''statutory'' kidnapping ?

Hes a scumbag anyways for retiring such a semen demon form the game anyways

>>76369710
Get a job.

>>76369771
As I've told you already I have a job, why do you keep thinking otherwise ? Explain yourself

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>>76369038

Going to get a haircut.

Do I just ask for "The Schaub"? Or should I bring a picture?

>>76370006
9/10, only lacks jon jones running in the rampage fight

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>>76370111
ask him for the 'Ketokid'

>>76370125


Would have added it but can't find a screen of it and I'm at work.

>>76370145
I printed this out and will show it to my barber. Thanks hro.

If anyone has any decent running away screenshots I'll add them
>>76370006

>>76370331
Difference with this one was he wasn't hurt or even gassed he was just changing position

The rest are about to get tko'd

>>76370392
Except for Gus

>>76370409
Gus was finna get knocked out *flems*

I hope scoggins can make 125lbs and stop getting caught in dumb chokes. He actually could be a challenge for mighty meme.

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Only four fighters won both TUF and UFC title, can you name them all heem ?

>>76370543
Cruz a cute!

>>76370543
Serra
Rashad
Carla
Bisping

Only one TUF contestant went on to have two top 10 ranked podcast in sports and entertainment and launch a massively successful comedy career selling out shows internationally.

Can you name him?

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Is our precious little pajeet still banned?

>>76370584
Lol he got btfo after reporting Polandbro

>>76370543
Esparza
Bisping
Griffin
Serra

>>76370543
>>76370554
>>76370674

hmmm that makes five, I forgot Rashad and he forgot Griffin

I guess you can say that Esparza is kinda cheating because she won both at the same time

Just got my schaubcut and about to hit the gym. Feeling fresh as h*ck.

>>76370543
Whittaker.

oh wait, gimme 5 weeks.

>>76370805
Yoel is beating Whittaker m8

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>>76370775

Post picture of your skleb hair

>>76370814
t. casual

Whittaker has slicker stand up and great TDD

>>76370835
Yoel is going to take him down and elbow his shit up in third

>>76370835

stop saying t.casual you casual

>>76370693
Yeah I didnt count Esparza

>>76370829
No can do my dude. Don't want to become a meme.

LA/OC bros, The Sound is doing a 214 contest

http://www.thesoundla.com/contest/ufc-214-vip-experience

>>76370856
Is Mr poopypants beating Whittaker?

>>76370845
Whittaker is finishing him in the second though

>>76370814
Seen the agility drills whittaker runs?

They're nightmare quick. Romeros 14 years older than him, he's not catching whittaker.

>>76370880
>>76370888
Still won't stop Roberto from catching a knee

>our best chance at a new championhip is fucking demian maia

>>76370952
>implying Borrachinha isn't getting the title before the end of 2018

>>76370952
Do Brazilians even find him entertaining?

>>76370952

Borrachinha minero

brasiw will be back, patience my hue

>>76370959
>>76370965
well...
he is the natty limit, so there is that

>>76370963
I guess so. You know how we are, we overhype all our fighters

>>76366091
i use to use diuretics to beat random drug tests when i worked for mormons

>>76371085
lmao are you for real

what kind of drugs did you do

>>76365666
>Glory
Why do we even bother putting this in there, Glory is shit, I know it you know it.

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whens

jason knight
spicy banana
barboza
t city


fighting again?

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>>76371144

Are you serious? Glory is fucking spicy.

Batty boy.

>>76367860
>There was also some bong called Ian something, who just constantly went for leg locks over and over again

Ian Entwistle

>>76371165
it's shit lad

>>76370873
Fuck if I know, I didn't think Bobby would flush Poopare like a turd yet here we are.

>>76371154
>jason knight
Not for a while, he just fought

>lando
Hopefully never

>barboza
Everyones ducking him

>Brian
Soon lad, he's gonna lose to my main boy

>>76370900
Its spelled Robert

>>76368828
when max ends up in the hall of fame, this moment will be one of the corner stones of his legacy. The sheer amount of savage "Let's fucking go!" in one quick gesture and facial expression is amazing

>>76371286
Miguel Bisping*

>>76371055
>natty limit
hue

Why is there no good British fighters

Well except me

>>76368828
>big John effortlessly pushes max aside at the end
When will they learn?

Romero is fucking garbage couldnt even finish Poopare

>>76371350
>Romero is fucking garbage
This is something a casual would say

>>76371348
I LUH U MAIK

I LUUUUUV UUUU

SHEEE U SHOOON

BOIII

>>76371366
>This is something a casual would say

Something casuals actual say

>>76371395
Both Romero and Whittaker are elite, idiots like you can't see that

>>76371402
>elite

Cringe!!!

>>76371424
>I have nothing better to say
Nice quality post 205'er

Had Jacare not been rushing into fights it would have been much closer

>>76371437
Yoel could have finished jacare if he stood him back up instead of gassing himself out trying to finish in guard

>>76371456
Has nothing to do with my post

>>76371502
You didn't specify what fight you were referring to

>>76371511
Jacare hasn't rushed into many fights

>>76371539
He rushed into a spinning backfist

>>76371550
He is the real middleweight champ

>>76371606
How do you figure? He lost to Yeol and got flushed by Roberto

I feel sick to my stomach knowing that pooptaker is going to beat yoel

>>76367564
who uses instagram on any other platform but their iPhone? wtf

>>76371699
There is no knowing fool, it's anyone's fight

>>76371433
>205er

>says the idiot slobbering over yoel

lol idiot

Fighters should have the ability to call time if there was an eyepoke or nutshot and the side referees could review the tape and if the person is faking they get DQed. It's clear that we can't rely on Hue refs to be fair and stop the fight when someone is poked in the eye and refs don't always catch everything. It's a safety thing, they could have a detached retina and the ref is making them fight on.

>>76371639
>lose two of three rounds

>win

Bravo Dana

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>>76371699
What if he get's left hook Larry'd afterwards ?

>>76371639
He only lost to Robert because he rushed into the fight because Bisping wasn't fighting. The Yoel fight could have gone either way and Yoel didn't want to rematch

>>76371711
But I feel like Whittaker can win

>>76371730
>he rushed into what

lol what does that even mean? He had a month and a half of preparation

whom in the UFC is your most loved female fighter?

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>>76371750
For me, it's Megan Olivi.

>>76371716
>says the idiot slobbering over yoel
You say this because I called you out for saying he's garbage? Bisping is garbage, not Yoel.
>>76371728
Jacare did zero damage in that fight with minimal Control
>>76371730
Nah, Robert went in with the swang and bang, that's what he can use to beat yoel
>>76371740
I like Yoel but even I see him having a tough fight and possibly losing, a great fight for all of us
>>76371750
None you weirdo

list woman ufc fighters who have never been on camera crying

>responding to the mandrama loser
Shiggy Diggidy Doo

>>76371762
>Jacare sid minimal damage that fight with zero control

In the first round. He took down and controlled and beat up Romero for the next two rounds

>>76371778
He didn't beat us romero, that's a lie senpai

>>76371777
>mandrama loser
literally cringed

>>76371762
>responding to 5 people at once

Dude are you okay?

>>76371748
That's not very long and he'd just fought twice

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>>76371740
Yeah he can, but so can Yoel

Whittaker has better Striking and probably better Cardio due to age but Yoel has wrestled all his life and went to the Olympics so he is on another level.

Plus Yoel has that goofy fucking unpredictable fighting style

>>76371774
Clawja ?

>>76371774
Randa Markos

>>76371789
Yeah he did. Romero was completely helpless the next two rounds. Getting outstruck and outwrestled. Had to embarrassingly hold the cage to avoid the takedown --- Should've been docked a point! Sad!

>>76371803
thanks for stopping the spam of joanna pics it was getting annoying

>>76371799
>thats not very long
That's plenty of time for a pro fighter anywhere. Whittaker is a nightmare matchup for Jacare. Quit crying.

>>76371796
Why shouldn't i? Plenty of people responding to me and asking questions.
>>76371812
Jacare, couldn't do any damage or pull off a submission on "helpless" Romero, sad!

>>76367890
Shut the fuck up mongoloid.

>>76371838
Woah woah woah take it to /b/.

>>76368123
Please stop talking you fucking moron.

>>76371832
Still beat him up for two rounds and Roidmero popped a month later. Embarrassing!

>>76371729

Is Michael Bisping the worst champion of all time?

>>76371865
>>76371838
Thats enough.

>>76371900
This is accurate
>>76371891
>Still beat him up for two rounds
Jacare did no such thing, he laid and prayed
>Roidmero popped a month later
Tainted suppliment my guy

>>76371817
I told you it was until Monday. I don't think I will post another until Saturday

>>76371935
you didn't tell me anything

>>76371900
Yes.

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>>76371935

>>76371919
>layed and prayed

Layed his fists into Romeros skull while the roidfuck prayed to cheezus for help

>>76371947
I guess I told some other American then

>>76371980
Rewatch the fight senpai, he landed nothing. What happened to Huezillian alligator man having best guard?

>he doesnt like based Glory

why is heem so full of shitheads

>>76372016
>rewatched the fight

No you didn't

>>76372095
Too many huggers senpai

>>76372095
I'd rather watch Glory than Bellator tbqh
>>76372101
I have, plenty of times. How about you watch it more than once

>>76372124
>I have. Plenty of times

Evidently not

Why are you lying? That's really weird and cringey

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>>76372095
Glory is okay but it feels like a poor mans k-1

That and the HW champ is a decisonating Joke

>there were people unironically defending and sticking up for might manlet 2 months ago
kys fags