For me, its Luka Modric
kek. Someone post that old politician woman that he looks like
For me, it's Alberto moreno
god fucking damnit
>>76365397
>>76367084
Have you ever seen someone make changing a clutch look so easy
For me, it's Wesley Sneijder
For me, it's Robin van Perversie
For me, it's Jackie Robinson
>>76365199
screaming
For me, it's Wayne Rooney.
How do I filter threads
>>76370281
Stay away from /sp/.
>>76365199
For me it's clearly Unreal Jewentus Equipo De Football LGBT GMBH
>>76370281
Gouge your eyes out with sharpened spoons
>>76370281
keep counting them (((bankster)))
>>76370281
settings
>>76370281
by killing yourself
For me, it's about 2 weeks
>>76370542
kek
>>76365199
Would never say no to based Katie
For me, it's Brock Lesnar.
Imagine being Phelps in that pool and having to be all like "damn, Katie Ledecky, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific grandmother wrinkled face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck Madeline Dorado in the village. Like seriously imagine having to be Phelps and not only sit in that pool while Ledecky flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the Brazilian booing barely drowning out the sight of her crows feet and leathery skin, and just sit there, lap after lap, hour after hour, while she perfected that stroke. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as the announcers tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, KATIE LEDECKY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and bunda and later alleged underaged gymnasts for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Maryland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat and chlorine that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with coaches in the previous months. And then the coach calls for another 200m, and you know you could kill every single person in this pool before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Michael Phelps. You're not going to lose your Subway sponsorship over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
For me, it's Sergio Ramos
For me, it's Clint Dempsey
For me it's Landon Timothy Donovan
For me, it's Luis Suarez