/RTG/ Ronaldo Tweets General

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this counts

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>>76365148
No, only comfy ronaldo tweets. No roasties

>>76365180
Tsunaldo has not chosen a pure virgin qt?

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Wating for the underwear boys competition tbhonesto

His instagram is 10000000x better. Pure 100% unadulterated kek incoming.

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>>76365407

>>76365486
Is gambling haram?

Why the fuck are these so funny

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>>76365542
Because the only reason he had a son was so that he could take these pictures.

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>>76365407

>you will never have fun times with your bro ronaldo

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>>76365598

thanks for tonight, anon. Good night :)

Is Ronaldo the most famous person in the world if you exclude GGRONDAL GRUMPF?

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*runs for the tercera

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>>76365626

>you will never make fun of ronaldo as he shaves

>>76365656
Got any with his Moroccan boyfriend?

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>>76365656

>you will never be Ronaldos turbomanlet turk boyfriend

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>>76365671

>>76365496
Yes, very much so.
Absolutely haram

>>76365707
whoa both ronaldos

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>>76365270
KEK

>>76365270
this is fake, correct?

>>76366004

'no'

>>76365598
Yeez they're definitively a couple

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did they fuck?

>>76365656
Why are almost all the first comments on messi and Ronaldo Instagram pics in Arabic? Why do these 2(mostly Ronaldo) draw so many Arab fans

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>>76366004

This is unironically not fake. Just google the backstory of this.

>>76365626
Lmao what a cringy fag, probably the only fag I rate and see as someone honorable. All other homos should kys

>>76366905
allah wills it, mashallah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSfguAyeCZ0

>>76365992

CristianoRonaldo LEGACY:

"The start combines a pleasant bergamot with an equally pleasant lavender, with a somewhat nonspecific citrus undertone rounding off this agreeable opening.

The drydown combines a slightly metallic and distant woodsy impression with a number of floral notes; on my skin mainly iris, and a herbal notes that never developed fully; the floral side prevails into the base, where a soft and mild patchouli is added.

The sillage is moderate, the projection good and the longevity five hours.

Based on the input of a famous sports star, this spring-compatible creation does not reach the heights in quality and brilliance that his sporting career reached. It is not bad but fairly generic and overall average at best. 2.5/5."

>>76366004

"Who would have guessed that a "Boys Underwear Competition" wouldn't come off well for a grown man?

The kicker is that the competition wasn't actually boys modeling underwear. It was a fan contest to promote his new line of boys underwear where people send in photos of themselves doing crazy things. But they decided to call it a "Boys Underwear Competition."

Whoever the agent or manager handling Ronaldo's promotions may want to take a vacation. A long one."

http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2013/10/22/4866462/cristiano-ronaldo-boys-underwear-competition

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>>76366905
Because men pause and think before they praise another man.

>>76367006
Arabs love glitz and glamour. They are very superficial, like blacks. This is why they flock to Ronaldo

>>76365871
kek, underrated

>>76365542
because everything about them is so obviously staged that they lack any semblance of authenticity

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>>76366987
Sounds like a friend of mine

>>76365598
>Yo we know your gay bruh
Kek

>>76368672
why did he do it

>>76365134
>those cock sucking socks

Why is everything about Ronaldo so gay?

>>76365320
>that pic
super kek

>>76365707
>>76365656
>>76365626
>>76365598
>>76365486
>not smashing like on any of these
kill you're self

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>>76369447
Because there is literally nothing you can do about it, besides post some inane comment. Meanwhile he wears what he wants, and fucks what he wants.

>>76367000
ah i see thanks for clarifying

>>76365707
>>76365732
>>76365656
>>76365598
why does he like Muslims so much???

>>76365134

This guy is such an enormous, disgustingly effeminate faggot.

Does he pump estrogen into his veins while he sleeps? Like holy fuck.

>>76365626

There is a perfect 100% chance this guy has had a cock inside of his butthole before.

And a 99% chance that the cock ejaculated all over his rectum while it was inside.

And a 98% chance that left-over cum residue still remains on it to this very day.

i'm always amazed at how funny these are

every time you go away you start to think that the gay thing is just a meme but then you see his posts again and are forced to believe

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>>76373582
>>76373639

funny how americans are so obsessed with peoples sexuality.

chill out you fucking freaks

>>76365656
holy shit pau gasol

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>>76375650
>not wanting to find out if you'll ever have a chance with ronnie

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>>76365270

>>76378310
any chance one of you faggots can shope the statue pic onto mr hyde

>>76365656
>shaving cream with an electric shaver

is this an european thing?

>>76365707
me in the middle

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the animal arrive

I would fuck with him (no homo)

>>76381173
Top or bottom? Also, would you put his dick in your mouth?

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>>76365180

lel best thread, whys he so hilarious fahm?
zooooooooooooooooo

this thread is seriously making me laugh

why the fuck do i feel like im on youtube watching puppy and kitten and baby animal doing funny thing videos?

>>76365707
me in the middle as well

And people say Messi is autistic...

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>>76366435
Nah, Pique would be jealous.

>>76365871
underrated

>>76365134
who took photo?

>>76365270
>Shotas literally send him pantsu pics
Why is this guy so based?

>>76365707
Me also in the middle

>>76368672
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>>76365707
me on the back

>>76365707
lmao

is his kid's mother a negress?

>>76385592
Laughing so hard at this.
They must have fucked each other at some point.

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>>76365871

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>>76365270

>>76369872

he is an Arab himself.

>>76386022
>cheeky guitar riff
>I want to take you to a gay baaar

>>76385876
>DR. FUENTES, I'M TSU

>>76365707
most right looks like a botched ronaldo fenomeno clone

>>76365707
me front and center

>>76365707
me on the left

>>76365707
>fat Zidane
>fat Ronaldo on the right senpai

>>76385876
Is that an olive tree? Damn, it must be like 300 years old.