I'm going to Florida for college next year. Can you guys give me a rundown on current Florida sports teams and athletes so I don't look like a sped?
You don't need to know any of that. The only chants you need to fit in are "DE-FENCE *clap* *clap*" and "LET'S GO HOME TEAM".
start lifting weights tomorrow. ignore sports, get decent grades and enjoy those florida girls. you will never have this opportunity again. it is the opportunity of a lifetime.
get attractive, get smart and get after those hot florida coeds. just stay away from drugs and don't do stupid shit drunk.
>>76363788
gain a casual knowledge about your college's sports teams including all major events
Florida has 2 NFL teams and they both suck dick, 2 MLB teams where one is ok (Tampa Bay Rays) but has no fans and the other one sucks dick. They have 2 NBA teams where both (you guessed it) suck dick. Finally they have 2 NHL teams who are both the epitomy of mediocrity.
They are all expansion teams who will only have championships if its very quickly after when they are created and absolutely none else.
>high school students on /sp/
>>76363788
Are you going to be at UF AKA the best public university of the Southeast, lad?
(Georgia Tech doesn't count, it's an institute not a university)
>>76363975
thank you, I will
>>76363788
Florida has no fans
Uf grad here still living in Gville ,we got gyms, bars, athletic and fucking academics. Come in senpai
>>76363983
There's three NFL teams in Florida
Jags, Bucs, and Phins
>>76363788
Are you in Noles country or Gator country? The only thing that matters to the untermensch of Florida is which of those teams you support.
>>76364128
Forgot about the Bucs
They are good
FSU has ruled the state for the last 7 years and will for at least 2 or 3 more years. Go Noles