war machine

anyone seen him?

LMAO

how long before he pulls an Aaron Hernandez?

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>>76359538
self-defense

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>>76359601
he already tried and failed.....says he found religion

>>76359538
>not eligible for parole until in his 70s
just for hitting a whore?!

Nice equal gender laws, if she attacked him she'd have probably gotten community service

JUST

>>76359820
Did he have a roastie judge?

>>76359538
Wtf 36 years for beating a bitch. That's wayy too fucking harsh

>>76360163
>>76360207
Professional, licensed fighters have their own bodies classified as lethal weapons. When any of them hit someone else for anything other than supervised sport or reasonable self defense, it is treated by law the same way you'd treat it if a knife or gun was used.

>>76360207

He was up on 34 charges and had previous. he didn't just slap her around he FUCKED HER UP and raped her. Fuck him. He's not fit for society

>>76359538
Well, I guess that answers any questions about what race he is.

>>76360274
Agreed.

Fuck this dude.

>>76360274
>>76360310
t. miniscule ballers

>>76360324
Kek

>>76360324
Only small ballers rape because women drop their panties in the presence of big ballers

he literally disfigured her entire face, and made sure she'll never do porn again/


fuck that prick

>>76360324
Ok psycho. You wear tap out shirts don't you?

>>76360324
t. roided up manlet

>>76360236
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about combat sports to dispute it.

>>76360364
didnt she end up doing porn again tho

>>76360424
It was the plot of Con Air

>>76359820
He also beat the shit out of a bus boy who was at her house to return her glasses

>>76359820
>>76360485
and he kidnapped and raped her iirc

>>76360207
He had priors. In america 3 violent felonies equal a life sentence. In my state 4 DUIs will get you 25 years no parole

>>76360628
>america
>land of the free

>>76360434
he killed a guy and only got 8 years

>>76360433
dont think so.


think she just does strip club tours round america or something

>>76360645
You arent free to assault people and in all honesty a dui should be attempted murder

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She was taunting him

>>76360679
good point
i retract my previous statement

>>76359587
vastly underrated

>>76360696
Wow good job by her lawyer at cleaning her up.

Not crime outside of murder should be over 5 years.

>>76360785
that and kiddie diddling

>>76360655
But his hands were deadly weapons!

>>76360785
What? If we only give people 5 years they will be out in 2. Crime is I intergenerational so if we lock up criminals early and for a long time they wont breed.
Most of our crime drop we have had since the 80s was due to us locking people us a d preventing them from rentering society
Violent crime has never been lower solely because we stopped criminals from breeding

>you now remember the time when a long blonde-haired bounty hunter named Dog was in a cross-country pursuit of a professional MMA fighter known only as War Machine for severely beating his porn star girlfriend

you may not like it, but this is what peak America looks like

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this is what every whore deserves, I'm with War Machine.

>>76360962
Edgy hans.

Fuck both of them desu. Birds of a feather etc.

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>manlets

He caught her cheating with another man.

She deserved it and so did the man he assaulted.

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>>76360981
yep

>date a whore
>get angry when she acts like a whore

>>76360991
That's what whores do Einstein.

Are all MMA fans fucking retards?

>>76360991
she was a porn actress you dunce

>>76360991
He chose to date a woman who fucks other people for a living. Why would a cuck get angry about finding his woman in bed with another guy? He probably went nuts after they told him he couldn't jerk off in the corner.

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>>76360991
>Caught
She invited him.

>>76360885
>Violent crime has never been lower solely because we stopped criminals from breeding
Offering free abortions to blacks has done far more for lowering crime than any other factor

>>76359694
His last 6 twitter image uploads are 4 bible verses and pictures of Christie getting a vagina mold and the molds.

>>76360924
I remember that, but I'm not sure if dog ever caught him. Did he?

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>>76360696
Do people with neck tattoo not know that this will always make them look more criminal in court?

Do people with cosmetic lip surgery not know that it looks very ugly 95% of times?

>>76361393
These aren't the type of people who exercise foresight or impulse control anon.

>>76361241
Its not blacks, poor people of every race should get abortions and get locked up to keep them from breeding. Dont be a hateful racist;its disgusting.

>>76360696

That cauliflower ear is pretty nasty

>>76361393
You can't be a MMA fighter without shit tattoos

You can't wrap your lips in thick cock for a living without making them big

>>76361456
It mostly is blacks dude, check some stats. There are bad people of every stripe, but it's mostly blacks. Don't be ignorant; it's disgusting

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>>76361499
>You can't be a MMA fighter without shit tattoos
kys

>>76361642
I hear he eats sopa de macaco every morning to maintain his strength.

>>76360207

If he'd been a muzzie in your country what would he have gotten? 36 hours of community service?

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>>76361642
>mfw chris weidman tattoos

>>76361539
Its due to poverty, we need to wipe out poor people,not races. Poor people are subhuman. I mean look at the Irish

>>76361739
>Weidman
So glad that faggot got concussed his last 3 fights.

>>76360696
Is she going back to porn now or is her face too far gone?

>>76361457
It's nothing compared to Frankie and Vitor

>>76360628
Lol my friend only got 6 months in jail for his 4th DUI and everyone thought it was too harsh. 25 years? Jesus Christ.

War Machine deserves life honestly. He's a serious danger to others and not just roasties. He didn't just slap the girl around a bit he smashed her good.

>>76361746
>Its due to poverty
Nah, it's mostly due to their poor impulse control and general stupidity. Poverty is a convenient excuse, but it's because of the aforementioned issues that they became poor in the first place. Stop making excuses for them. Some are good, but most are subhuman

>>76361948
I dunno, poor whites are garbage. Redbecks and white trash should be killed.

>>76360546

You can't rape a whore.

>>76361917
4 months? Jesus, thats horrible DUI should get a minimum of 2 years first offense and lifetime loss of driving privileges.

>>76361970
Yeah they suck too, I guess we can agree on that

/r/ing goldberg/rogan announcing war machine beating christy pic

>manlet
>in love with a std infested druggie prostitute who takes it up the ass from anyone
Will they ever learn?

who 'got the copy pasta of the 4chan made up UFC Joe rogan commentary of on War machine beating his girlfriend? that shit was hilarious

I just remember , "Yea she's use to taking bigger guys tom but she didnt last very long with War machine"

didn't he try to strangle her? that's attempted murder

>>76362073
If you're actually serious I feel sorry for you. You must have absolutely no life and have never been invited out by your non-existent friends. Also, go back to rddit dipshit

>>76360780
t. scotty

>>76362213
Who made your trash friend drive drunk? Why didnt he take a cab? Fuck you for endangering inncoent lives because you want to go out? Whatba selfish cocksucker you are

>>76362349
Meant to add I hope your friends get raped and gets aids in prison.

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I'm getting close guys.

>>76362349
It's one thing for people who are at a .2+ BAC and driving 30 minutes home drunk. That's fucking idiotic, but if you live 10 minutes from a bar and are at .14 or something you're not going to be hindered enough. Tons of people drive at that level when you're feeling just over a buzz but not really "drunk" and if you do get pulled over then you absolutely deserve it.

Everyone should know their limits and if you HAVE to drive you should always stop drinking when you still want to keep drinking. The law is there as a safeguard but you're naive as shit if you think most drivers are impaired with just a buzz (usually legal BAC limit).

>>76362625
Thays the law, you piece of shit. Your moron friend should have taken a cab. Pretty easy to not drive drink.
We cant judge when someone is too drunk to operate a car so we set a limit.
Your selfush, moron friend knew he had too much (4th dui) yet the worthless drunk drove anyway.
Your friend is a scumbag alcoholic and I hope he gets the bbc in prison.

War Machine didn't just slap Mack around, he held her prisoner in his home over the course of three days, beat her, raped her, tortured her and attempted to disfigure her.

It's not a Hank Pym slap across the face as a crime of passion, it's Hannibal Lechter psycho shit. He needs to be locked up until he's too old to beat the piss out of anyone anymore.

Was anybody even on 4chan back when /b/ trolled War Machine about letting his dad die and he raged out and posted on the thread? This was back before the incident with Mack even happened

I know caps are to much to ask

>>76362749
kek, i remember that

someone pls post the caps

>>76362736
You can't rape a whore.

>>76362050
/edge

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>>76362749
>>76362775

>>76363062
based anon, thanks

wow you bunch of god damn little faggots. i'd fucking destroy everyone of you. it took me like five minutes to figure out how to post on this fag site. thank you chad for giving me the website. how about every one of you meet me in person and watch what happens when you say something. my girlfriend is a great person and don't you dare talk about my dad like you know him. nothing could have changed what happened you little pussies

>>76361255
no

>>76360962
thats fucked up, this dude is a fucking MMA fighter he shouldnt have hit a woman.. what a piece of shit.... how many years in jail?

>>76363062

I remember this thread. Good times. Brought back memories of the Paulie Carbone John So Cash Copypasta with his post

>>76363375
She invites him over and sends him some nudes, literally what the fuck was she expecting

>>76362864

No one is taking ethics advice from third worlders.

>>76364067
>he has never fell in love with a semen demon

>>76362918
/reddit

>I should have killed myself by now. There’s no reason right now that I shouldn’t be in the dirt right now laying next to Aaron Hernandez

lol

>>76362736
source

>>76364485
good one!

>>76360236
Not true, you sound like the autistic kid in high school who won't fight people because his hands are "registered"

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>>76360671
uhhhhh wut? she still does porn.....

>>76363586
>>76361438

>>76361700
UMA DELICIA

>>76360696
i dont understand

whats sending topless pics before being battered around have any significance to the act?

some brehs say a taunt. well how so? you gonna wanna bet up your slut gf for sending you topless pics? explain the rational brehs

>>76365017
bish look like an exotic demi lovato or better a street version of demi

wood raw dog that shit

they both deserved it

>>76365017

Pretty sure she only did one scene after and retired.

>>76362697
>selfush

>>76359538

I was expecting 10 years desu

>>76364945
ty
>>76363062
good memories

HEY SCOTTY

Never date a ho

Do you think prison would be more effective if after people died in prison their corpses were left in their cells to rot and if not could we at least derive pleasure, enjoyment, and laughs from this

>>76365894
It would be more effective if the prisoners were shot down the second they get convicted. Prison is a waste of funds.

>you will never get your pornstar girlfriend's screen name tattooed on your neck in Harry Potter font

>>76365778
congrats on losing the argument faggot

>all these people forgetting he was a pornstar too
>implying he didn't do gay jerkoff vids either

he deserves lethal injection for making her retire from the porn game

she was a top tier porn slut

>>76359538
>op posts Warmachine
>all the robots come out hating on women
Get back to /r9k/, robots.

>>76365778
"U" is right next to "I", faggot.

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>>76361252
>>76362736
>>76363062
>>76366389
>>76366503
Fuck is wrong with this man?

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>>76366413
Based Norway

>>76366613
He's Brucie from GTA4 in real life.

>>76366676
genetically different, baby

>>76360163
Chihuahuas attack more people than pitbulls, but somehow it's pitbulls that have the bad reputation.
How does that work, eh?

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>>76360236
adorable

>>76362073
>2 years in jail for one DUI
autism

>>76360485
(i understood)

>>76360696
>She was taunting him

and?

>>76364945
Fucking keked

>>76361970
Garbage like Antifa and their leaders need to be taken care of first.

>>76360924
Man, that was fun.

>>76360784
yeah, if your lawyer is worth a shit they will make sure you look, in the very least, respectable in court. juries look at everyone involved and appearances/first impressions mean so much.

>>76360236
>Professional, licensed fighters have their own bodies classified as lethal weapons
this is a myth

>>76365017
no she doesn't.

feel free to reference any scene done in the last 3 years

>>76360207
>>76359820
mmmmmh, you know that attempted murder is a serious offence? It wasn't like a slap or a push, you know...

>>76360696
and the caveman beated her

and the judge sent his ape ass to prison

and we are all happy

>>76360236
> heem imbeciles actually believe this

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>>76361457
>>76361893
It's nothing compared to Rowntree

>36 years minimum
> American "justice"

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>>76366503
I saw one of his scenes, he has "ALPHA MALE" tattooed above his dick, it's pretty distracting desu

>>76365765
so, did war machine actually saved her life by shocking her and making her retire that promiscuous career?

>>76362625
driving with alcohol in your blood is very serious, m8

don't care if you supposedly " can handle it better" than the average, you still shouldn't do it.

Cars are deadly, especially with not so keen morons at the wheel

>>76360236
its true, same thing for football players in italy.
if they kick you its the same as if they shot you.

>>76368648
She didn't turn her life around or anything lmao get real Luigi. She's just a struggling instagram model/stripper instead of a successful porn star now.

https://twitter.com/warmachine170

what's up with all this bible shite?

>fuck sluts and beat up people for a living
>manage to screw it up
The guy was living every edgy 12 year old boy's fantasy

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>assault a woman
>get life

kek the west is absolutely BTFO. we are done for. i am going to live the rest of my life like its the last day on earth. no more fucking around.

>>76368780

He tried to kill himself, failed, and "found god".

>>76369235
he genuinely could have killed though. it was legitimate attempted murder.

>>76370778
They dropped the attempted murder charge you Reddit cuck

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>>76361849
>Is she going back to porn now or is her face too far gone?

Her face, nigga no one watches porn for faces

>>76368829
He was only banging one, who got dicks triple his size for a living.

both are degenerates but dont worry westerners when islam comes to you both the slut and warmachine would be executed

>>76360236
>people unironically believe this
o i am laffin

>>76361642
It actually feels weird to see an MMA fighter without tattoos.

Name ONE (1) thing War Machine did wrong besides dating that whore in the first place.

>>76371135

*tips fedora*

>>76370786
Regardless, her injuries didnt happen through a single blow or during a fight. He battered her full force for an extended period of time. You can't call it anything else.

Fat atheists Antifems BTFO

>>76365765
She's done 144 adult films.

>>76364945
What a time to be alive

Even if your gf is a literal prostitute it's not quite right to beat her to a pulp
>yfw even /pol/ thinks he deserved that sentence

>>76370972
Explain why people fall in love with porn stars then.

>>76371419
>reading comprehension

>>76368594
breh

pass me the sauce

no homo

war machine is packim doe

>>76372505
http://www.data18.com/content/114608

>>76372989
damn

tfw fapped to the big sausage pizza scene once

#FREEWARMACHINE

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>>76368674

>>76359820
I hope he was good, should've raped her afterward too since he'll never see pussy again

>>76371230
He could have murdered a man and fed the victim's children the remains and got less time.

>>76362469
It would've been funny if he got his ass kicked by War Machine.

>>76363062
What's his address is in jail? I wanna send him some pics of me in my undies telling him I could kick his ass.

I recommend reading his jail blog if you haven't already https://warmachineblog.wordpress.com/

>>76374713
Top kek. The man goes to prison for 30 years, 4chan will not stop trolling.

>>76375379
>The man goes to prison for 30 years, 4chan

He'll get off in 15 added on the sexual registry for life. He will raise hell again and we're gonna troll him till he goes crazy.

>>76362073
>>76362349
what a FAG

>>76373732
This.

>>76368566

krauts have zero room to bitch about other countries laws

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what does she mean by this?

>>76360424
>>76364903
>>76366697
>>76367240
>>76368522
>>76371034

He's technically wrong but he's practically right. There's no "lethal weapon" category bullshit like that. It's just that a prosecutor has a really, really easy time articulating to a jury that someone with a powerful physique or a lethal skill set poses a much higher threat of grave bodily harm to his victim. What would normally be considered battery for a normal person could easily be attempted murder for a professional fighter. But it doesn't matter anyway because she was beat within an inch of her life. There's no speculation needed here. He really almost killed her.

>>76364945

>tfw spee delivered

>>76362073
fag

>>76378726
>He really almost killed her.

She deserved it for kinda for being a manipulative bitch to War Machine anyway.

>>76360696
Damn, he really did a number on her. Her face is really fucked up. So sad.

Also why the fuck would you bother sending a topless pic to him? He can literally throw your name into google and see much more.

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>>76360236
>Professional, licensed fighters have their own bodies classified as lethal weapons.

top bait

>>76383021
>Damn, he really did a number on her. Her face is really fucked up. So sad.

lol

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>robots, alt right, Trumpfers, MGTOW BTFO

He didn't rape her. Christy said he couldn't get hard. So he cut her hair. Probably the roids. All he wanted was a slurpee.

>>76359820
assault with a deadly weapon iirc

>>76360989
dude would literally kill you, no problem.

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https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158443233

https://twitter.com/WarMachine170/status/403988697680330752

>>76360784
>>76367118

"Her lawyer"..... She doesn't have a lawyer. This is a criminal case, she's only a witness. I suppose its possible the prosecutor told her not to dress like a slut though.

>>76360236
Fugg this is literally the plot of a nick cage movie, i forget what its called though. Dumb /tv/ posters

>>76362163
this. One of the funniest posts in /heem/ history. Back when humor consisted of more than a instagram picture of Brandon Schaub with a misspelled filename.

>>76386719
do mix those cucks of the mgtow iwth the alt-right

fucking bullshit. he should've finished her off when he had the chance

>>76383021
sad? she was a whore

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>her mom was living with her while she did porn and got the living shit beat out of her by her pornstar bf

i'm not saying people get what they deserve but people get what they deserve
also
>using YOUR REAL NAME as your porn handle

>>76399583
>fucking bullshit. he should've finished her off when he had the chance
True, death over life in prison would've shaved off a few bucks.

>>76360485
holy fucking shit was that what that guy was doing there? i thought he was the new bf that sucks

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>>76360324

>>76399746
OJ reference.

>>76359538
>tfw you can make a lot of money and all you have to do is not beat the shit out of a woman

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>>76401326
>not being smart enough to pull off both

>>76363062
oh god that tldr

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>>76360236

>>76394894
Con Air.

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>>76359820

Did he rape her or not? Penis in vagina?
>>76362050
That sounds like a muslim's defense in a court

At least he will be top dog in prison, unless mma skills don't translate as well when you're surrounded by 10 2m niggas with knives and shit. But I don't see how that would be the case.

>>76406555
he can join two gangs. If he claims his fathers side he can joing the whites. If he claim his mother side he can joing the mexicans.

>>76406505
Afaik he tried but couldn't get it up and that made him angrier

>>76401326
They reason he was able to make a lot of money is probably also the reason why he beat her up.

>>76361393
She probably had to have the lip surgery or she'd look nasty, since war machine fucked her face up massively.

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>>76406798
>>76360696
>>76361849
>>76383021
>this was her face earlier in the trial
i think she's just a plastic whore, guys

>>76406853
I don't understand this comment tbqh.

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>>76406867

>>76359538
Isn't his crime similar to Chris Brown's? Why does he get jail time and Brown got nothing?

>>76406949
Chris makes too much money for his Jewish handlers to be locked up.

Welcome to America

>>76406853
Holy fuck, i always liked christy despite being 80% plastic and make-up, but at least her face had some nice factions. She now resembles a crack addict, probably the best performance by War Machine desu

>>76383021
I'm not even trying the caveman behaviour, but the whore literally had it coming.

>>76403844
Your loss.

>>76406949
Chris Brown didn't kidnap or rape Rihanna, allegedly try to kill her and have priors afaik.