so now that buyern cant get sanchez or perisic are they gonna

is this /BEbundesED WORDEN/?

maybe :3

>>76358650

>>76358860
>implying Alexis "Run alone with the ball then lose it" Sánchez and Ivan "Literally who" Perisic would be starters

>>76358930
poor wurst uli just really hates taxes. no reason to put him in a prison

Bayern could literally win the Bundesliga with Gerrard
Bundesliga is not the problem, too eazy, the CL is, and I don't see them winning that even with Alexis

>>76358860
I'm a diehard customer, but I want Leipzig to fuck us hard. Imagine how triggered the rest of the league would be about >muh Dosen winning the title. Delicious butthurt for years!

>>76359347
maybe. But as it is now, most people I know would be very happy to see buyern lose the title, even if it is leipzig

>>76358867
It's the same in germany desu.

>>76359267
the strange thing about bundes clubs is their weak mindset in euro games. bayern, dortmund und >schalke didnt actually do bad but then lost their nerves when it mattered

>>76359439
Yeah they are all over. That whole type is just personified for me in a smsll handful of individuals involved in a football club on the Jyske heath.

i like weissebeer

why they can't buy PeriGOAT? da fak is happening in /bundes/?

>>76359347
this, so badly

>>76359759
True, and that's pretty new for German football. Usually we've got our shit together when it matters, but look at the times Schweinsteiger made an huge unusual error in a final.

>>76358860
Is this /bundes/? :3

>>76359759
eurofighters
>>76360027
shhhhhhh

>>76359759
Tbh Dortmund got literally BTFO the day prior to the match and you could tell the players didn't want to play.

why do foreigners on here esp. seem to favor dortmund so much more than bavaria munich?

>>76360049
true but I just dont think they wouldve made through even if their bus wasnt bombed

>>76360171
Because, at strange as it might sound, compared to the big bad wolf that is buyern, Dortmund still has an underdog image.

>tfw based werner predicted it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4JTgRXZX80

>>76360240
*as strange

>>76360022
Yeah, what used to make us strong is now our biggest weakness. The German team(s) is(/are) stronger than ever. But suddenly we start choking badly. For example, the fact that we haven't won a single Europe league/UEFA Cup this century is incredible.

>>76360252
Werner knows what's up.

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*rubs chin*
hmmmmmm

Timo Werner is a literal god. I'd love to penetrate his asshole or vice versa.

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rare footage of uli on a shopping spree

>le dumbmark prediction
I hope you're already preparing your apology for the end of next season when Union gets promoted into the first division.

19 hours until Denmark - Germany

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thats homosex

tmio wnreer sit eni hurehnosn

>>76360371
kek

>>76360373
There is absolutely no chance it will happen.
They will finish 10th AT BEST, but I expect them to finish 15th.

Still hate Keller for the football his >schalke team played. I

We should all get a trip and make predictions about next season.
I sense someone getting sacked on the 30th or 31st of October 2017. Probably Weinzierl or Hecking.

>>76360450
weinzierl is pretty safe I think. hecking getting sacked is really only a matter of time tho

>>76360171
At least in my case, I got addicted to vidya and stopped watching sports during high school. Also, around that time, Barca was at its peak and every team was trying to emulate the possession minded playstyle of Pep (which gets boring af quite fast). Then one day I watched Klopp's team play and I was blown away by their playstyle, I've been a fan since then.

>Bauern
They're dead like Robert Enke

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>>76360450
maybe tomorrow.
good night

yes good night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeLuQ6X2ixI

>>76360626
good, logical reason

it's very early eh? geeeeerd morninnng

gud moining

>>76360295
>For example, the fact that we haven't won a single Europe league
Why would you care about that second rate minnow tournament anyway?

hello and good morning

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hello sir do you have a moment to talk about totaal voetbal

>>76366888
he looks like someone

>>76366920
He is your new hot Borussia Dortmund™ manager

so apparently danmark won some meaningless match against tyskland 25 years ago and that's why they're having the friendly tonight

>>76366920

he looks like the faggot who bashed /ourkerbe/.

>>76366959
Denmark is like Germany's Canada except it looks like Niedersachsen

WIR SIND BESCHISSEN WORDEN

Is Max Philipp aka Philipp Max worth the money, /notbundes/?

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>>76367126

>>76358860
>wir sind von Alexis Texas beschissen worden!

Dirtmund nazis get out pls

>>76367345
Don't worry, Dirtmund is managed by an actual jew now.
It's time to fix this club.

>>76367345
Bulgaria is rightful German clay desu

>>76360626

Ah yes, the glorious
>sit back and wait for counter attacks playstyle of Jürgen Klopp

Yes, good morning...

>>76367295
This is finally some interesting news. Please elaborate!

>>76367246

He is.

How do you faggots feel about parity now? You always complain when someone points out how much more money Bayern has than everyone else in the Bundesliga but now it's clear that Real Madrid can push your shit in when it comes to the Champions League and that Bayern are just a meme, 2013 was an anomaly and your whole team is falling apart around you. What's your opinion now?

>>76360667

Their CL campaign will eventually be derailed by some Spanish team.

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Is this the Granate Uli promised?

>>76367576
no one here really cares about the bundes

>>76367590

Headline should read:

Bayern wants Lukaku but they don't want to pay more than 30 million Nürnberger Würstchen© for him

>>76367603

Made me chuckle.

Yeah they dont even want to pay >Schalke 20 million for Goretzka. Theyre gonna Jew out Schalke like they did with Lewandowski.

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>>76367576
>You always complain when someone points out how much more money Bayern has than everyone else in the Bundesliga
Dafuq are you talking about?! People in germany complain about that 24/7.

>>76367018

>>76367859
(s)he's right

I know

>>76367590
Lukaku is a terrible meme. Only reason he became a """"talent"""" is that his body was +5 years ahead of the other kids in his age group.

>>76367915

He scored 25 goals this season for Everton at age 24.

>21 Torbeteiligungen (14 Tore, 7 Assists) in 47 Pflichtspielen für Olympique Lyon in der abgelaufenen Spielzeit 16/17: Das ist die Bilanz von Mittelfeldspieler Corentin Tolisso, dessen Marktwert beim jüngsten Update der französischen Ligue 1 um vier Millionen Euro auf aktuell 22 Millionen Euro angehoben wurde. Der französische Nationalspieler hat sich mit seinen Leistungen in den Fokus mehrere internationaler Top-Klubs gespielt, laut Informationen von „beIN Sports“ hat sich nun auch der FC Bayern München zum Kandidatenkreis gesellt.

>>76367948

Granate?

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>>76367972
every player that is linked to FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN is a granate by default.
t. euer Wurst Uli

>>76367972
Max Meyer will be the granate on top of Rudy, Süle and Goretzka

kolasniac to arsenal confirmed

>>76368023
Seems like more of a cluster bomb than a Granate

>>76360171
because Dortmund is more fun to watch

how can you be so stupid and go to arsenal?

cannot understand in any way

money

>>76368233
how is going to arsenal worse than staying at schalke?

>>76368233
They're going to pay him a lot of money and it's doubtful a better club, or one willing to pay more, would be out for him.

>>76368233

Is Schalke in the EL?

Does Schalke pay 10million+?

Is Gelsenkirchen on the same level as London?

no
no
yes

also
>implying he couldnt go to a club playing champions league and actually winning trophies

arsenal is a joke of a club. he could have joined Chelsea FC instead

I think a contract that takes you from rich to super rich is a bigger trophy than the Champions League.
Arsenal can pay the same as Chelsea and we don't know if Chelsea or City have actually showed any interest in irl life.

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Bosz official

>>76368321

Arsenal has a bigger chance of winning the EL, than any other English team (or Bundes team) has to win the CL.

Gelsenkirchen is a literal industrial shithole. London is a metropolis with alot of nice restaurants, clubs and other events, which rich footballers enjoy.

since Kolasinac was by far the best fullback this bundes, i think he could pretty much choose the club to play for

>>76368361

Great. Better than that meme Favre.

I hope he doesnt bring Dolberg to Dortmund.

you forgot to name the bombings and stabbings by the moderate muslim majority of london

>>76368369
bundes is shit, m8

>Ein Grund für den Abschied aus Amsterdam ist ein Streit innerhalb des Trainerteams. Bosz und sein Assistent Krüzen haben offenbar eine andere Spiel- und Trainingsphilosophie als der Staff um Dennis Bergkamp, Hennie Spijkerman, Carlo l'Ami und Björn Rekelhof. Bosz fühlte sich von der Ajax-Direktion in der Auseinandersetzung nicht vollständig unterstützt. Versuche, einen Kompromiss zu finden, scheiterten.
>Zwischen den beiden Parteien habe es kaum noch Kontakt gegeben. Die Erfolge maskierten die Situation. Nach der Niederlage im Europa-League-Finale gegen Manchester United hatte Bosz noch öffentlich erklärt, dass er zufrieden sei und seinen Vertrag einhalten werde. Er habe bewusst keine Ausstiegsklauseln aufnehmen lassen. Der Vertrag von Peter Bosz, der perfekt deutsch spricht, lief noch bis 2019.

>getting mad bacause your current coach fell out with half of the club
>fire him
>new coach seems to be just as stubborn as the old coach

>>76368392
Yeah, but he's a /literally who/ and will be a lot easier to fire than Tuchel. Then they can get Nailman or Favre next season.

>>76368384

And that has to do with rich footballers how exactly? Do you really think they set foot in public transport, or in plebby places?

They get chauffered from vip club to vip restaurant. They live in a different world friendo.

Only the working class gets affected by terrorism.

Ok now that youve learned something. Keep these kind of commets to where they belong.

>>>/pol/

>>76368392

Better than Favre and Stöger.

If anything, look at how far Ajax got in the EL with a squad with less total worth than Darmstadt.

>feeding /pol/tards (You's)

>>76368361
LMAO
Dolmeme and (You)nes for Obama and Reus next?

nice """argument""" schluchtenscheißer

how does gelsenkirchen being a shithole affect footballers then?

newsflash: they dont need to live or eat there

>>76368425
Because Ajax plays in a Mickey Mouse league. You can field a talented U21 there and still make the top 3, so all it takes is one good match every Thursday (btw. I don't think their EL matches were that impressive, only the Schalke game at home was good but they basically played 11 vs 2 [Fährmann and Höwedes])

>>76368482

>Mickey Mouse league
>beats Lyon, Celta and Schalke with ease

Youre not wrong about the Eredivise, but that only proves my point further. Bosz managed to lead them to the final despite being in a Mickey Mouse league.

Does anyone know where I can watch the press conference for free?

>>76368408
>>76368425
>>76368526
can you just shut the fuck up for once

>with ease
lamo they were on the edge of being eliminated every time

>>76368598

And yet they made it.

>with ease
>barely make it
know the difference

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LAMO

>>76368634

Bayer and Schalke really are circling the drain.

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>>76368634
Just when you thought Dortmund looked incompetent a Schalke benchwarmer starts talking shit about the club and Leverkusen hires their fired coach

>>76368701

>Just when you thought Dortmund looked incompetent

By winning the Pokal and beating Bayern 2/3 games?

>Leverkusen hires their fired coach

Hes the current "interim coach" silly.

>>76368716
Did he fine him €12.5m?

>>76368726
Nah, Leverkusen CEO publicly "fired" him in an interview after they secured their stay in the league. Said something like
>Na ist doch klar das Korkut hier am Ende der Saison geht
and the next day he apologized.

Should Dorfmund replace Watzke? It feels like he keeps on making dubious decisions, lastly with Tuchel. He did a great job to pull the club out of their troubled times, but he doesn't seem the man to take them any higher now that Bayern stepped up their game.

>>76368799

>replace the guy who saved BVB from insolvency
>replace the guy who literally paid off all debts
>replace the guy who made BVB to a global brand
>replace the guy who created the Klopp era
>replace the guy who made BVB into a top 10 Euro club

No.

>replace the guy who saved BVB from insolvency
why would you replace Wurst Uli?

>>76368846

Probably because hes a criminal.

thats not how you talk about your savior

>>76368858

You mean Watzke?

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no i mean the guy who is the reason you guys are still alive

pic related

>>76368846
>>76368858
>>76368889

>believing Uli-Märchen

lel

>http://www.fussballtransfers.com/bundesliga/watzke-stellt-klar-hoeness-hat-den-bvb-nicht-gerettet_43879

>>76368889

You mean Watzke?

>>76368846
You probably think payday lenders help the poor

>>76368799
yes

>>76368824
There comes a time, if the club stops progressing, where you can wonder if the guy who was perfect from the job a decade ago might now be out of his depth.

>>76368824
>muh 2M€ loan PR move

>>76368361
What r they doing?

It's like when City hired Beguiristain and that other guy just to get Pep down the line.

Dortmund are DESPERATE for Kasper Dolberg.

>>76368896
http://www.fussballtransfers.com/bundesliga/designierter-bayern-prasi-knallt-dem-bvb-einen-vor-den-latz_44061

>>76367590
>>76367925

watch quite a bit of Everton. Lukaku will not hold up the ball and his first touch is shit at times, but there are few players that are better at converting opportunities. Not sure if he would be a world beater at Bayern because there are holes in his game.

>>76358860
>are they gonna lose the bundesliga
Yes
>to leipzig
lolno

>>76368940
The right thing. You will see.

Bosz did great at dealing with young talents, and Dortmund is full of them.

Tuchel never or rarely let those guys play. I'm glad he finally fucked off. Literally got carried by Klopp's remnants, anyway.

>all the shareholders in full damage control mode
lmao

mario balotelli to dortmund

make it happen

>>76369015
>literally confirm Watzke's story
>still call him a liar

The absolute stay of Buyern Muncheat!

>>76368981

BVB already got Alexander Isak.

IF Obameyang leaves, theyll have to get someone like Lacazette (now that AM is transfer banned its actually possible), or Balotelli, or Schick.

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>this one desperate schluchten-shareholder ITT

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>>76369111
>Balotelli,

They didn't have either this year and didn't lose to them, why would next year be different?

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The Danish national team fighting homophobia in football

they should fight islamic terrorism instead

>>76369247
thats not popular tho

based ostapenko

/pol/tards >>>/out/

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Apparently Raiola is either there to discuss Balotelli, or one of his many young players like Kluivert or Tete.

>>76369303
t. muhammad

Hello is this /Bundes/?

>>76369344
not its /BESCHISSEN/

>>76369306
hmmmm.......

>>76369306
i would unironically prefer Balo over another teenager

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>>76369383
You do realize one of the reasons tuchel was kill was because of locker room issues, right? Balo is guaranteed to make things worse

>inb4 balotelli fucks watzkes wife

>>76369408

Please leave your cuck-fetish in /pol/, where it belongs.

>>76369383

So do I. Apparently Balotelli has matured alot in Nice (hes 26 alread) and one of the reasons is because hes a father now.

I could easily imagine watzke as an evil cotton plantation owner desu

>>76369043
do you think /ourguy/ götze will rise again under bosz

>>76369435

I could easily imagine Höneß going to jail for tax fraud.

>>76369486
SOOOOOOOOOO MAAADDDDDDDD

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>>76369497

Naw, it looks like hes calmed down again.

>>76369423
>called the move to liverpool the "worst mistake in my life" and... Klopp did not make a good impression on him and he did not get along with them.
hmm

Further, he was playing almost all the time with Nice and what happens if he isn't selected on a regular basis at BVB? I doubt things would go well

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PRESS CONFERENCE STARTING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zzTGGmCVcs

Pep Guardiola will be the Granate. Presentation is next monday.

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>>76369571
thanks

>>76369584
cute

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>tfw drinking coffee while heavy rain outside

>>76369510
lel this picture will never not be funny

>>76369621

Do you live in Northern Germany?

>>76369584
looks kinda like my ex

>>76369634
nah south m8

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>>76369639
also

hook me up with them digits

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>RTL journo:
>"Some call you Boss, some call you Bosh. What do you call yourself?"

>Bosz:
>"Peter"

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>>76369584

>>76369697
>peter
new bvb theme confirmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6ZnZvwvi-M

>>76369752
this image elucidates the theory that Austria>Germany

except for soccer

>>76369855
>RaBa Leipzig
hmm I like it

I would laugh for days if Dortmund actually sign the ape Balotelli.

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>>76369935
>ancelotti

>>76369968
well he always wanted to play for a big club and nice to shitmund isn't that big of an upgrade so...

>>76369991

>designated shitpost

i've very sweaty feet today :/

pics

>>76370160
girls don't have this problems. They always find someone to lick thei feeties clean.

Kicker: Gomez is staying in Wolfsburg and will be named captain.

>>76370215
:(

>>76368701
this, lel

>>76369181
this, soooooo annoying

your annoying

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>they're actually thinking about bringing back korkut

JUST FUCK MY CLUB UP

>>76369991
>shitmund
>that flag

>>76370482
lvg
v
g

>>76370544
if every other competent manager available right now is any indication, lVG would decline as well

>>76370482
unironically get Keller

Bosz on Kasper Dollberg: "Yeah we're signing him tomorrow! [laughs] No, we're not discussing transfers today."

more like suppenkasper

Auch zu den Spekulationen um Borussia Dortmund nahm Lacazette Stellung: „Das wäre interessant. Dortmund ist ein großer Verein.“

the only danish player i would buy is Odegaard desu

>>76370572

The follow-up question was:

>"Do you want Dolberg at Dortmund?"

>"No."

>>76370642
He's Norwegian

>>76370642
Forsberg is good to la

Hello, where are the Rüsseltiere?

töörööö

>>76370665
Rüsselsheim

>>76370640
Für Sie

i've a rüssels in my pants ;)

/bundes/ is such a meme. even our rüsseltiere look like they have autism.

>>76370716
this isn't /bundes/

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what are some german soccers players favorites foods?

also how can germans eat this?

>>76370642
same dude

>>76370732
the fuck are you talking about, Sülze is fantastic. especially for breakfast with a bit of mustard.

>>76370732
Sylte is good

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>>76370776
just look at it

>>76370781
meme island

>>76370800
but it tastes great.

>>76370732
It's goat-tier when made properly and utterly disgusting when they put all the waste from the slaughter house in it.

>>76370826
That's called Sild

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Numbers for tonight's Denmark shirts are made out of the names of players from '92 when they won the EUROs

>>76370865
pretty obsessed desu

literally nobody cares about denmark

I miss Numbi

>>76370865
pretty neat

hallo und guten morgen!

i would care for denmark if you catch my drift

>>76370879
It's basically the only thing we have going for us

Ronald Koeman:
>Regarding Rafael [van der Vaart] it's difficult for me to watch how he is ending his career. It's a shame, because I had wished him a bigger career.
>I don't think his personal problems have been beneficial for his career

>>76370865
>dumbers

>I don't think his problems helped
dumb statements like this really start to trigger me, might be actual autism

Wer will noch mal, wer hat noch nicht? Auf Borussia Dortmunds vermeintlich so bösen Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke einzuprügeln, ist momentan groß in Mode. Gleichzeitig wird der von ihm gefeuerte Thomas Tuchel zum feingeistigen Märtyrer hochgeschrieben. Durch Fakten sind diese Rollenzuschreibungen nicht gedeckt – und deshalb eine Blamage für die ganze Branche.

http://meedia.de/2017/06/06/gefuehl-siegt-ueber-verstand-die-aechtung-von-bvb-chef-watzke-ist-ein-suendenfall-des-sportjournalismus/

„Der FC Bayern München hat seit Januar 2016 einen Sponsorenvertrag mit dem Doha Airport, einem Unternehmen aus dem Tourismussektor. In der Vorbereitung dieses Sponsorenvertrages hat sich der FC Bayern München besonders auch auf Einschätzungen der Bundesregierung verlassen. Katar ist ein starker Investor in Deutschland, so etwa bei der Deutschen Bank oder VW. Sehr viele deutsche Unternehmen pflegen in Katar wirtschaftliche Beziehungen. Gegen eine Geschäftsbeziehung zwischen Bayern München und einem katarischen Unternehmen sei aus ‘außenpolitischer Sicht nichts einzuwenden‘, sagte 2016 der damalige Außenminister Frank-Walter Steinmeier. Die aktuelle politische Situation am Golf und die Vorwürfe von Nachbarstaaten gegen Katar kann der FC Bayern München derzeit nicht bewerten. Diese Beurteilungen sind Sache der Bundesregierung. Der FC Bayern München steht im Kontakt mit Vertretern der Bundesregierung.“

>>76371531

Nu-males cant stand old-school Alphas, nothing new. Watzke represents everything that Germans hate about their own culture. Masculinity and pragmatism.

>>76371565
Watzke is the proto cuck lmao

>>76360392

so is /ourguy/ playing tonight?

>>76372157
Thiem? no, is cancelled.

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Brondby Stadion ready for the game tonight.
Fitting, since both goalscorers in the final were Brondby players at the time.

the hypocrisy regarding Katar is pathetic

everyone knows since forever that these sandpeople are pushing radical islamic terrorism and everyone played along, as long as it wasnt in the main stream media

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>>76371565
>Masculinity and pragmatism
pic related

who was he talking about again

gundogam, micky mouse, and...?

>>76372742
bummels

Ummmm sorry sweetie but german tradition is being robot that follows orders

>tfw all the Danish /bintpol/ tourists are going to embarrass me in front of my /bundes/ friends tonight

hehe cute

but i dont think they can do any further damage

ahh yes the hummer

fatzke btfo

don't think they are clever enough to spot stealth /bundes/

i will make a matchthread bundes so they find us

; )

enjoy your autosage

Germany XI vs Denmark: Trapp, Kimmich, Ginter, Süle, Rüdiger, Hector, Goretzka, Rudy, Draxler, Stindl, Wagner

>>76360171
We'd like to remind that three Poles play in Borussia Dortmund: Jakub Błaszczykowski, Robert Lewandowski i Łukasz Piszczek.

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>Stryger over Sörensen
UGGGGHHHHHHHH

>rudy&goretzka
GOAT midfield you better prepare you sweet little anus denmark

why isnt my man Odegaard playing??

>>76373044
How can you call your midfield better than ours when we have William Kvist??

>>76373056
He's Norwegian

Thoughts on Draxler as captain btw?
I fully approve

is germany's GK at least a qt trapp?

What even is the point in getting Sanchez? I mean I feel like all the top teams are stacked enough as is, and if they're doing it for the CL I doubt they'll win it anyways.

personally i think Trapp is good looking

also i dont think draxler should be captain

in that squad? MAYBE but personally would call Rudy or Stindl

draxler is not a leader. he has to have his head free in order to perform well

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Rönnow almost certainly playing his last game at Brondby Stadion tonight.
Maybe we'll see him in the Bundesliga next season?

Danmark - Tyskland

Looks and sounds much better than the German version. So much sharper.

>>76373040
Oh and I forgot
>Braithwaite over Sisto

Imagine if Hojbjerg had turned out to be good?
Good Hojbjerg-Eriksen-Delaney would not be bad at all.

The Danish defense is all Brondby academy graduates, plus Ronnow in goal who didn't come through the academy but plays there currently.

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The full matchday squads.
The greatest player of them all is the Danish assistant coach.

>ginter is good enough to make the german team

rip in piece germany

i like "Tyskland" aswell

>work on assignment all day
>roommate kills the electricity
>panic
>turn everything back on
>text still there
wew

friendly reminder not to live together with people

>>76372978
>Ginter, Süle, Rüdiger
lmao rip in peaces Trapp's reputation

there is literally nothing wrong with /bintpol/ uesz

>>76373179
Tyskland looks better than Deutschland but Dänemark looks better than Danmark.

>>76373398
>not saving u're shit
>not having laptop

lmaoing @ u're lives

i save every couple seconds because i am autistic

also laptops are crap

>>76373398
>Letting "refugees" live with you

wew

>>76373440
>Dänemark looks better than Danmark.
No

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Gazza about a day off at Italia '90.

17 der 22 Spieler die in #DENGER von Beginn an spielen haben in der Bundesliga gespielt. Grenzübergang.

>>76368824

> BVB
> A global brand

Wew lad.

>>76373347
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD

ok, that matchthread has turned cancerous

good luck

>>76373643
Yes. Tyskland sounds manlier and Dänemark sounds more like the little girl you are.

the fuck is Wagner doing??

Bravo Ginter

Good defending, Germany... NOT

>günther
>rüdiger
lol

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why are there german ads in a danish stadium

because €€€

>>76374282

on the other side, they're in Danish

>>76374282
Was about to say this >>76374335
I'm seeing only Danish ones. Perfectly normal.

>>76374259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTvTLvkiAbI

pretty beta if you ask me

did all you normies go to the matchthread?

>>76374258
are you being sarcastic?

>>76374634
No

>>76374674
Yes. I forgot to /s

>>76374634
no

I won't watch the second half. Switching over to Coast Australia instead.

>constantly stops watching games right in the middle
thats why i dont like you

>>76374759

>>76374791
I'll watch the second half if you want me to

>>76374754
>watching the first half
>not watching the second half

what kind of memery is that?

i want you to watch the second half

it would be disrespectful towards the 25 year anniversary of the 92 euro final otherwise

>>76374912
Okay I will

>>76373897

>>76374951
It's okay for a northern country, but obviously inferior to living in a Mediterranian culture.

>mediterrenian latitude
ftfy

>sub in the turk
oh boy here we go

>>76374858
the game will end 1-1
anyone with Fußballsachverstand can tell

>>76375000
yes

There is some Fußballsachverstand in my pants ;)

so many denmarks in the other thread :O

based younes

german nationalism on the rise?

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>mfw when checking ou the matchthread

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>timo werner ist ein hurensohn
>timo werner ist ein hurensohn

I want to meet the person who thought that it's a good idea to let Bela Rethy talk about football for 90min.

refball!

>es kommen zwei dänen
>und ein deutscher

>Demirbay
>deutsch

> two turks on the pitch for 2 minutes
>Bela Rethy already confusing them
mein sides

Is it Schalkes year lads?

>people in the matchthread ranking werner
lamo

>>76375490
Every year is >schalkes year

Will HSV buy Rönnow after his great game tonight?

>>76375523
they need to sell before they can buy
lasogga and holtby are rumoured

nice goal

Good goal

>>76375551
Isn't their keeper leaving

there we go

>>76375562
contract runs out IIRC so no money

good play by Kimmich, Younes and Demirbay

*clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
SIEG

>>76375579
Rönnow can be had for €2m, surely they can afford that.
Doesn't really matter, he'll go somewhere abroad in any case.

Köpke starting to look old desu

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>stadium is half empty
why do danes hate football so much?

shitmark can't even beat Germany's C team

>Rüdiger played the whole match
wew

>"Schönen Abend noch"
how polite

>>76375539

>>76375692
thanks :3

>>76375621
When you're used to electrifying, free-scoring handball games all the time, boring old football just doesn't seem very appealing.

>>76375700