/trans/ - Sanchez to my last digit edition

>de stay

>de leave

>dele leavealli

>Belgium team-mates Jan Vertonghen and Romelu Lukaku have been linked with a career change... after trials at McDonald's in Brussels. (Daily Mail)

>>76357559

Hope Delph comes to Newcastle desu

>What Spurs need
That touch of star quality to finally get a really talented young team over the line and win the league

>Who Spurs will buy
Max Meyer

>Belgium team-mates Jan Vertonghen and Romelu Lukaku have been linked with a career change... after trials at Burger King in Brussels. (Daily Mail)

>>76357594
Stop spamming this.

>>76357580
>de lete this

>Belgium team-mates Jan Vertonghen and Romelu Lukaku have been linked with a career change... after trials at being Janitors on /sp/. (Daily Mail)

>>76357602
>>76357585
>>76357582
>>76357580
>>76357571
Here we fucking go again. 8 posts in and only 2 of the posts are actually relevant. Kys. Disgusting culture. /sp/ isn't for me. If this is the 'original banter board', then I don't want this. Fair well, fucknuts.

Reminder:

Acceptable terms to describe the league:
Premier League
PL
The League
CPL

Unacceptable terms:
EPL
BPL

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united are going to sell >de gay and replace him with pic related

cap this

>>76357559
sorry but all of these rumors are shit

someone please @ me quick with your latest made up bullshit rumor

can we ban liverpool posters?

>>76357629
why not epl?

Any updates on the literally any LB to Liverpool situation?

>>76357559
>Szczesny to Juve

TOP KEK is Buffon so shit that they are about to replace him with fucking Szczeny?

>>76357636
Bonucci to City for 65mln

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>>76357628

>>76357636
Messi to Newcastle

I'd do a swap deal with Real for Bale with cash and De Gea. Get Joe Hart for a season and test him out too after that

>>76357636
Gibbs to madrid

>>76357650
They're replacing him because he's a fucking dinosaur

>>76357650
At least Szczcz has won a fucking champions league

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>>76357628
someone get this hothead out of here

>>76357650
>replace him with fucking Szczeny
had a really good season lad, most clean sheets

>>76357652
>mln

Worst forced meme in awhile desu famalam whoa Black Betty famalam whoa Black Betty famalam!

Why would anyone ever think Salah to Liverpool is a bad transfer? Let's see Klopp's previous Liverpool transfers:

>Matip
God tier transfer
>Wijnaldum
God tier transfer
>Mane
God tier transfer
>Klavan
Everybody knew since day 1 he was gonna be just a substitute
>Karius
Had a few bad games but he's like 22 and was never complete shit
>Manninger
who cares
>Caulker
who cares

>inb4 he was shit at chelski
So were De Bruyne and Lukaku, look at them now

>>76357629
The Cadbury's™ Premier League

>>76357636
Ronaldo to Arsenal for 200 gorillion

>>76357642
Completely wrong to use, the e doesn't mean anything

>>76357662
?

>Belgium team-mates Jan Vertonghen and Romelu Lukaku have been linked with a career change... after trials at slipping in Liverpool. (Daily Mail)

>>76357636
Mandzukic to Chelsea for 69m

>>76357662
when?

>Out
de Gea
Jones
Rooney
Some under 21s

>In
Lindelof
Varane
Bale
Mbappe
Fabinho

>>76357636
james to united for 120million

>>76357679
Doesn't it mean English premier league?

>>76357694
>Out
>de Gea
see >>76357608

Lads any update on the gf to me situation?

Been rumours for over 10 years now, is this the season it will finally happen?

Howling at this lad claiming Lukaku and de Bruyne weren't flops

>>76357706
Mata to PSg for 59 mil!

>>76357706
hazard to psg for:

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>>76357706
>somebody saved my picture

:3 Now you get all the (You)'s I got...

Wayne Rooney to Bayern Munich for....

>>76357706
Iniesta to Buyern for

>>76357694
>Bale

>>76357666
Yeah because Serie A has been terrible and he has a solid defense/midfield. He is one of the most overrated GKs for the past 5 seasons at least.

>>76357662
lolwut

>>76357661
At least replace him with someone decent

>>76357706

Gerrard to Chelsea

Should have happened desu

>>76357706
Messi to Dortmund for...

>>76357690
On loan at Brentford you moron

>>76357720
Move your scouts to poorer countries and sign them when they're still young senpai

>>76357703
But there isn't the word "English" in the name, so you can't make it an acronym

>>76357666
Sorry thought u meant Buffon.

Szczeny is inconsistent as can be.

>>76357720
I've survived 27 years without any gf transfers and I have also survived no trophy wins in the mean time. You can as well lad.

>>76357706
Balo to Juve

Every team other than Barça is fucking useless against Madrid?
And now they are even going to sign Mbappe and more?
WTF

>>76357706
this needs to be updated

also balotelli to milan for:

>>76357758

What steal for Dirtmund

>>76357767
MODS

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>>76357778
fucking Raiola does it again

Was De Gay even any good this season? I don't recall him making any stand out saves.

>>76357807
We was very good, just not incredible because the defence didn't capitulate every 10 minutes

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>>76357706
James Rodriguez to AC Milan

>>76357706
Robben to Arsenal for

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Who will this MADMAN sign?

>>76357821
>We
Are you De Gay's split persona?

>>76357807
Team of the year because of reputation

>>76357706
Rubbery to psg

>>76357559
Is this the third /trans/ today? G-get a job faggots!

>>76357706
>iniesta to rmd

>>76357636

Somebody not shit to Liverpool

Is there a transfer period for gfs?
I'd love to sign a free agent to a long term deal

>>76357821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_EoczvHkOs

>De Gay

>>76357835
wew this is a top tier bullshit rumour, well done

>>76357840
>h isn't even close to w
I have no excuse for that typo

>>76357839
he will unironically replace dybala with james

also he might buy some meme player like seri

>>76357867
>being a cheapskate in 2017
this is why you don't have a gf

Patrick Roberts to Celtic is a done deal.

5 year deal confirmed later this week.

>>76357868
Now post a saves compilation

>>76357867
loan deals are where it's at la

>>76357867
Sign up for your local gym and head down around 9 pm if you wanna bag a fat chick on a free. Though be warned, often their wages are just as high as quality talent.

>>76357885
>le real madrid-esque spend 80m on a gf thats just going to collect paychecks instead of doing something is a solid tactic
i'd buy GF manager 2018 if they had a database of all women in the world

>>76357907
I bet you pay by the hour, you degenerate

>>76357706
Ronaldo to Dortmund

possibly the most unlikely scernario of all

Is there even any doubt that we'll win the title next season now?!

No stupid African Cup to take Mane away this season and we're just about to sign a World Class winger. Who can even stop us? Nobody.

>>76357706
>bale to real madrid

>>76357913
short term deals are bad for team morale tbqh. Team can't afford to go out scouting for new gf every transfer season. I need one who fits my cook-clean-sex formation and it takes time to develop that mentality

Are we supposed to pretend Tiote was a good player now?

>>76357907
I think you mean co-ownerships

>>76357906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHpp_5U7jus

:^)

>>76357930
you're not a Liverpool fan, shut up

Is it worth filtering all of Ireland just to get rid of Shitizen

>>76357946

Our year la

>>76357907
>paying the wages of a gf who will play for another team so she can get some development

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>>76357946
Not him but

>We've improved
>Chelsea haven't
>Spurs haven't
>Arsecucks haven't
>Manure haven't

Hahaha!

>>76357930
Can is objectively the best CM i the EPL and probably the best young CM in europe. we can't go wrong with him in the team

>>76357946

Fucking ABLs, when will they ever learn?

>>76357706
Bale to Chelsea kek

>>76357930

>Chelsea losing Hazard
>City signing complete shit
>Spurs playing at Wembley
>Arselel losing Sanchez
>United

There's no doubt that this is our year

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>Liverpool get van Dijk
>Komrade Korbyn wins the election

Based month desu la

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TACTICS

>>76358014
Chelsea aren't losing Hazard
Arsenal aren't losing Sanchez

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>>76358024
Based Southgate

>tfw yids, shitty fans and livershits try and tell me they had a better season than Arsenal and United
oh ho ho i'm laughing

>>76357563
No, Nice wouldn't let him leave.

Apparently they'll be announcing Bosz tomorrow. Between that, signing Zagadou, and possibly signing Phillip it'll be a busy week for them.

>>76358024
Kane manages to pull off that uniform surprisingly well

>>76358024
Kane looks like Chris Evans' retarded brother here

>>76357977
Can might be the best young CM best Leon Britton is the best CM in the EPL

i unironically mean this, he carried us to literally win 4 out of our last 5 games and draw the other.

>>76358074
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SCREENCAPPED

>>76358068
Is it really that surprising? 'arry kane is the most british looking man theres possibly ever been

>>76358066
>Bosz
good lord why, he couldn't even win a one team league

@Skysports HQ 1m1 minute ago

BREAKING: @Arsenal have accepted a £35m offer from @BayernMunich for Chilien forward Alexis Texas

>>76357706
Bayol to Manure for:

>>76358083
Replying to him, even ironically, is not allowed

>>76358106
>@Skysports HQ
FAKE NEWS

>>76358024

I hope the PT instructor beasted the shit out of those fairies.

I'd quite like to watch an hour special of the England team doing a weekend with the Royal Marines.

>>76358109
9 million, lol
better 109 million

>>76358097
>attacking football
>speaks German
>works well with youth

>>76357867
I hear you'll be joining Man United

>>76358149
But ajax were awful

>>76358083
i don't understand how this is funny?

Emre can has won nothing in England.

>>76358024
Forster would clearly be that guy who gets lumped with the LMG and talks about 'hanging niggers' a bit too much

>>76358024
Fraser Forster suits that remarkably well.

Oxlade-Chamberlain... not so much.

>>76358024
I like this idea from Southgate, he even dropped uni. Let's just hope his tactics are alright

>>76358224
I swear I typed rooney, or my brain is broken

>>76358024
>no Rooney as private Pile

Dropped

>>76358024
Who is that on the far right?

can we stop pretending emre can is good. he's never been good, ever.

>>76358083
don't encourage autism, this is the only place where people talk to him so don't let him give you something to reply to

>>76357580
de leaf

>>76357745
>Yeah because Serie A has been terrible
literally the league with most goals this year

>>76358247
Tactics tim and his fuccboi

>>76358310
That's Tom Heaton m8
>>76358247
Might be a coach or something, the guy between Hart and Kane isn't a player either

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>>76358298
Threadly post about >le racist bald man

>>76358024
>English tactics
>grit, determination, CHARACTER
>how hard can you run lad

>>76358339
What did he do that's racist?

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>Inter may sell Perisic after wage demands from his agent

>Mourinho: "It's an honor to play Real Madrid in the Super Cup. Entering the Champions League is a new thing for many of our players, so it will be an interesting pre-season."

>Juventus deal with Patrik Schick could be done before Saturday

>Southampton have not received any offer for Virgil van Dijk with Manchester City, Liverpool and Chelsea interested

>Allegri ready to renew his contract with Juventus until 2019

>>76358106
>Alexis Texas

>Skysports HQ

>>76358339
I like how Romagnoli goes to the refree to complain but even him doesnt know what to say to excuse that retard so he just gives up.

>>76358365
he's a white male, obviously he's a racist misogynistic fuck

>>76357839
Loads of prospect and bargains when they should actually sign some big name with CL experience and in theyr prime years and will crumble in CL again.

>Bayern Munich are the latest club to join the race for Romelu Lukaku, according to the Manchester Evening News.
>according to the Manchester Evening News.
It's bullshit

>>76357877
Who is seri? I keep seeing this name but what kind of fucked name is seri?

>>76358438
>Jean Michaël Seri is an Ivorian footballer who plays as a central midfielder for OGC Nice in the Ligue 1.

>>76358458
Oh, my bad, seri!

>>76357706
vidal to juve

>>76358424
/trans/ makes up better rumors

>>76357706
Neymar to Chelsea for

>>76357672
karius was actually a good transfer because he gave mignolet a kick up the ass, mignolet was great since replacing karius

Ricardo Rodriguez will be in Italy tomorrow and will have his medicals for Milan the next day
sauce: Sky

>>76358692
>Ricardo Rodriguez
who, the driver? isn't he like 75? and more importantly: didn't he die?

>>76358692
Milan are buying smart, crazy what you can do when you have money to spend and don't need to get players from your friends.

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>>76358424
>bullying Manchester after the bomb

There should be no criticism of any Manchester people, business or club until at least the start of the new season

>>76358721
>having people who catually watch footbal in charge to chose player is good
who knew!

>>76357636
Ivan Perisic to Liverpool for >>96 million

>>76358716
milan are so desperate they're resurrecting old drivers to play for them
i bet they also stole garrincha's body

>>76358751
Edgy

>>76357706
Pirlo makes a return to Juventus

>>76358650

>>76357706
Steven Gerrard to Man Utd for:

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gf sent me these

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39682885
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37001073
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39152642
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34578025
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35140036
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38962425
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34675853
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/31608951
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/25275712
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/26590673
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/25994878

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W66gKiqXkxA

>>76358841
your gf might be autistic

I'm making tomorrow mornings /trans/ so have a sleep in

>it's another liverplool fan spazzes out episode

christ

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>Juventus are looking to sign either Douglas Costa or Angel Di Maria [@DiMarzio]

>>76358905
thanks for letting us know xx

>>76358841
does your gf give you free sex?

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>>76358905
thanks and good night :)

>>76358024
hart looks like he's about to fight for rhodesia

>>76358348
I don't remember this tactic ever not working

anyone else think Messi's wife looks like a basic bitch?

When is England vs Scotland? Sunday?

>>76359263
Saturday 5pm

>>76357706
Pirlo go to L'pool

>>76357706

>ronaldo to real madrid

>>76359325
Ta bra. Gonna be fun that. Possible fights, possible terror attacks, possible major bants. Scots pretending to be English/Welsh/NornIslanders if they lose and English people DEFINITELY pretending.

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Step aside redditors.

Time for some real news.

>Joel Campbell is finally ready to return to London.
>After spending a season at Portuguese side Sporting, the player is now expected to present himself at Arsenal once again, where his future is yet to be decided.
>Gala are said to be interested (OJogo)

>You now remember Campbell is still an Arsenal player

With a headline saying ‘Manchester United don’t let Lindelof escape’, it’s reported that the Red Devils and Benfica
have already found an agreement of €35m plus €5m in bonuses

Benfica president Luis Filipe Vieira is set to fly to Manchester this week and officialise the deal.(A Bola)

>Southampton have now made a decision regarding Ruben Samedo and will make an acceptable offer before Newcastle do.
>Price is set to be €14m with a 20% future fee
>and guaranteed protection from selling the player to Porto, Benfica, or Braga in the "next few years"(A Bola)

According to (RMC Sport), the interest for James Rodriguez is real, and ‘concrete talks have already taken place’ between both United and the La Liga champions. The price for the Colombian is said to be €70m.

RMC claim that James is the likeliest player to move this summer which can recuperate the cost for Mbappe.

Whom RMC claim Real are ready to launch a 3rd bid for (said to be €135m).

>AC Milan are now turning their attention to Andrea Belotti amid concern over the likelihood of buying Morata from RM
>The player is rated at €60m and Milan may very well be willing to pay
>Meanwhile out of favor striker M'Baye is linked to a move to Everton for €18m
>(Corriere dello Sport) claim that selling the Frenchman, Bacca and Lapadula can help fund their Belotti bid.

Arsenal want some French striker, Henry Onyekuru (KAS Eupen) for £6.8m (OwnGoalNigeria)

>tfw haven't read the past 7 /trans/ threads
I'll catch up s-soon

>>76359492
>Onyekuru
>French

Wew. Also we already know these. You've missed the last few throughs, St Lucia.

>>76359716
These threads move so fast.

Think they're moving faster than last summer already.

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Who can stop this man?

>>76359761
This. I haven't been able to keep up for a few days.

>>76359786
not even comfy anymore

just incels spamming /pol/

>>76359761
>>76359786
The oddest shit is no real hardcore solid rumours. Chelsea and United don't seem to have anything locked on. We'll see what happens. I think only City and Arse have signed anybody.

>>76359852
plus I feel nothing really concrete ever happens during Int games/break.

Hopefully things prick up near the end of June.

>>76359952
Yeah. Everybody is worried bout injuries. Look at the Azard rumour. It'll be completely dead now since he is.

>>76357629
For me, it's 'The Barclays'

>>76358087
>Kane
That's not how you spell Rooney

>>76360047
Barclay's don't sponsor it

>>76360077
As if that's going to stop me

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New meme image lads.

Blonde > Redhead > Brunette desu

>>76360142
Depends lad.

A ten out of ten red head trumps all, then ten blonde, then brunette.

But an average brunette, then average blonde, then redhead.

>>76360032
>Azzar will be fine la
>He will be fit in 3 weeks la
>Will still go to RM for a cheeky €80M

Yes, don't believe the Belgium poster and his lies.

It's just Thorgan trying to sell off his brother so Chelsea would buy him back.

>>76360176
Thorgan isn't a bad player desu. Would do well at Everton.

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Ghaulom to Liverpool

>competent LB

>not winning the league, la

>>76360176
3 weeks would be exceptionally lucky.

>>76360253
who? gollum?

>>76360278
He means Faouzi Ghoulam.

>>76360215
You're right, sounds like a good rumor to make up.

Although, Mirallas/Barkely would have to go first to occupy that AM role.

>>76360276
maybe Eva Carneiro can do the job.

>>76360293
>Faouzi Ghoulam
jesus, will liverpool ever sign a white man again

>>76360165
Patrician ranking desu

>>76360327
i'd like her work on me for three weeks if you know what I mean.

>>76360341
Patrician wnough to still be a Virgin. ;_;

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>>76360350
literally rolling on the floor lad. Great stuff.

can i get a gf with a line like that?

I look very much like this guy, pls don't bully.

>All those people here who don't believe in based Wojtek
You will see.

>>76360453
>tfw believed in poland but he shattered my trust by LARPing Neuer strats
sorry piotr

>>76360475
>>76360453

All we had to do during the Euros was to Fabian for Boruc/Czezney during PKs. Then finals would be piece of cake.

>>76360390
Just tell her you're a member of the Commonwealth Realm of Saint Lucia. She'll be wet at the thought of being part of the greatest Monarchy in the world.

Also I don't believe you look like that desu.

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>>76360528
Fab is one of the best keepers in the league imo

>>76360567
Well he may be. Swansea defence is non-existent, but when it comes to penalties then Boruc is god tier.

>>76360601
>replying

>>76360607
It's 2AM and i have exams tommorrow. Don't judge me.

>>76357706
Aguero to Real Halal Madrid for:

>>76360601
swansea defence really picked up in the latter stages of the season

honestly, I hope we have Fab til he retires in like 5/6 years time.

>>76360622
It's OK lads. As long as you don't do it again. Good luck lad.

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>>76360338

>>76360549
I tell girls that here all the time and they stay dry tho.

>Also I don't believe you look like that desu.

heh

wonder what happened to that 'white 'Flip prisoner-bandwagoner.

Did he seriously kill himself?

>>76360634
plausible.

ever since Griezmann said he's not leaving, I lost the mood to check /trans/ any longer.

how do I stop being a customer lads?

>>76360955
You watch other leagues

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>>76357628
Leaving so soon anon? I was just about to show to my medal collection

Morata to United
Lukaku to Chelsea
Lacazette to Liverpool

Screencap this post

>>76360730
>snowniggers
>white

>>76362217
>Lacazette to Liverpool

good old liverpool delusion. big players like that don't want to play for small clubs like liverpool.

he'll go to Man Utd, Arsenal or Atletico

cheikh tiote is kill?
'no'

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>Van Dijk
>Salah
>Keita
>A LB who isn't a braindead Spaniard or midfielder

Would take that as our summer right now desu

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>>76363179
*Didgeridoos towards the Champions League*

>>76357672
This, the "Liverpool only sign shit players" meme has to stop. That literally ended when Rodgers got fucked off. Klopp's made lots of signings to improve the team whilst somehow making a profit so far.

>>76362712
liverpool are a bigger club than arsenal
>europa league
LOL

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>>76362712
>finished above 2 of those teams and the other is banned from transfers

I doubt Lacazette wants to go to Mouyes and get turned into "le pacey wideman who tracks back and doesn't score" like he does every other young forward.

I don't think Liverpool want a striker anyway, Klopp loves Firmino

>>76363179
>Keita
dream on, he's staying at leipzig

>>76357867
>not going for a youth prospect free trial

I wouldn't be surprised if Real Madrid wins by a large amount of goals against a defensive Manchester United.

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ree china stop trying to ruin all of our national team

>>76366008
Based Jacko

>>76363679
Saudi Arabia

>>76357650
to free up the non eu slot neto used i guess

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>>76363499
Klopp is striking fear into the premier league.

>van dijk
>salah
>naby Keita
>and now lacezette

>>76366267
half of those players are shit

>>76366267
Stop bullying Qatar!

>>76357559
>Stoke winger Ramadan Sobhi was the unfortunate victim of an Egyptian prank show - the 20-year-old thought he was drowning in quicksand and about to be eaten by a Komodo dragon. (Stoke Sentinel)

i saw it live it's on a show called Ramez taht al ard

LULULUL it was HILarious

>>76359766
shit teams that park the bus

>>76366267
RB wont sell Keita

>>76357628
this is the kind of shit that ruined /heem/.
it's worse over there, with a handful of kids constantly bitching about who starts a thread and gossiping about each other and continuously posting the same B-level former fighter as an in-joke, I guess.
But this is kind of shit is happening all over /sp/ now, along with the racist shit.
I hope the mods can do something because this isn't the only sports forum online, and I can only take so much more of this garbage

any updates on the Heinz Lindner to Grasshoppers Zurich situation?

>>76366748
they won't be able to attract the best youth if they show an unwillingness to be reasonable

>>76357706
messi to ARSEnal

>>76366751
>I hope the mods can do something
Mods and janis ruined this board you stupid fuckin leaf

>>76366763
they are very R€A$ONAB£€ :^)

>>76366782
>R € ₳ $ O N ₳ ฿ £ €
test

>Mou is going to buy Lindelof
Hes literally worse then any other center back United have

>Still chasing Gareth ''glass'' Bale

>Had the chance to get rid of ''le run a lot and give away fouls man'' Herrera and turned it down after one good season after 4 fucking years

>Not selling Smalling or atleast murdering him in his sleep

>Fellaini is never leaving

>going to buy could Lacazette or Morata over Lukaku or Belotti

>Even considering buying Rodriguez

Jesus Christ just let me manage the team already, this /trans/ season is going to be a disaster

>>76366867
at least Ivan '90m excluding tax and agent fees' Perisic is in the bag lad

>>76357706
Diego Costa to Manchester City for >>96 mil

>>76366901
god bless Ed Woodward

>>76357706
Messi to Liverpoo for

>>76363179
Salah already flopped in England, the pace in Italy flatters him

>rumors of arsenal offering 140m for mbappe according to l'equipe
>halal offering 135m according to as
lmao someone is going to get scammed bretty hard this summer, monaco knows how to sell

>>76367166
I can't believe the world record is going to be set by an 18 year old

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Predictions please

>In:

>Out:

>Excuse during and after the season:

>>76367166
what makes mbrrraaappppeee is not another tony marshall or young pacey black lad #121290?
what makes him worth that amount of money?

>>76367174
Silva, that keeper, Mendy, Sanchez, Walker, rando CB

no one relevant

this is only the first season with his squad and they haven't had time to perfect his superior football yet

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Friendly reminder that the absolute madman Pedullà is the most reliable Italian source on transfers this summer

Szczęsny and Skorupski had great season in serie A. Skorup was literally in Fabianski situation, he tried to do what he can to make his defence line seem less pathetic. He will make a great keepen in Roma.

>Bosz is the new Dortmund manager

Not sure how to feel about this.

>>76367220
Roma will probably sell him, Alliso is going to be the strating keeper

>>76367222
why do you seem more willing to sell obama this window?

>>76367231
Why would they make a benchmaster a starting keeper? He will sit for one more year until they sell Skorup, they want to double his price.

>>76367180
He scored 26 goals in 26 starts

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>>76367222

>>76367234
Because he wants big money and BVB wont giv it to him.
>>76367249
>Why would they make a benchmaster a starting keeper?
i don't know but that's what they are going to do

>>76367180
still not sure, he has some dribbling, speed and acceleration and his finishing is decent though nothing spectacular

when you look at the numbers out of his 15 goals and 11 assists in ligue1 he's scored only 3 goals against top10 teams (#5, #4, #7) and 2 assists (#5, #9)

in cl he's scored/assisted against city and dortmund mostly, not the best defenses, and 1 against juve

and only one 'notable' season so far, not sure what to think but paying a world record transfer for him seems a bit too much, he could be the next memertial

Mbappe is a half season wonder.

>>76367281
if he was in his 20s, sure, but he's just turned 18. Also, if Romanian opinions were worth anything, your country would be better than it is

>>76367298
>he's just turned 18

Lol. Sure.

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>you will never get paid to shitpost IRL

>>76367174
>In:
the league by september
>Out:
CL group stage

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who will buy him?

>>76367326
Bayer Leverkusen

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>livershit paying £60m for van dick

LOL

>Sky: RM interested in Donnarumma
Please take him.

Why don't Liverpool just buy out Southampton?

>>76367303
gee there's no fooling you *lenny face*

>>76367254
>>76367269
those are pretty good for 18 yo but yeah 100m based on one season only is insane

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Justin confirmed for bandwagoner

>>76367371
they get scammed every summer yet they keep buying soton's players
customer the club

>>76357559
What are these rumours of Tiote signing somewhere on a free?

>>76367380
can't wait to see him pulling something like against Pescara at the Bernabeu

>>76367445
>scammed
>lallana, mane

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>Falling for the Ligue Un meme

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>>76367535

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>>76367550

>>76367550
>>76367535
but thats also examples of going from shit teams to good ones

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>>76367559

>>76367529
>intentionally leaving ricky lambert and lovren out

>>76367267
That's nonsense. How much is Skorupski worth for playing top tier season in a fucking Empoli? 4mln?

>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has told fans to expect no more signings this summer. (Independent)

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>>76367582

>>76367568
Shit example desu

He had one okay season in france and was already known in england for being a pacenigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLDpkI4cxbE

So rude

>>76367594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLDpkI4cxbE

>>76367371
Maybe that's the going price.

>>76367574
>That's nonsense
i agree but Allison was bought to be the starting GK when Scesni was gone, i guess they didn't expect Skoru to be that good on loan. All the journos that talk abot Roma say that the brazilian will be the starter next season with Skorupsky that will leave because he wants to be a starter.

>>76357642
Swansea

>>76357672
this is our year la'

>>76367613
Maybe he will leave to Napoli since Reina is overrated as fuck. How does the situation looks in Napoli?

Transfers are an illusion, guys. Clubs are all part of the same football conciousness.

>>76367628
What happened to that guy Milik that Napoli bought for £50m? I new he was shit after the euros but didn't expect that hard a flop

>>76358024

Kane is such a gormless fucker

>>76367641
t. Corbyn

>>76367628
Reina is shit and argued with the owner so he will leave/get benched (finally). So Napoli is going to buy a keeper and theyr first choice was actually Scesni but it seems he's going to Juve now, so Skorupsky might be a possiblity.
>>76367647
they bought him for €30m, he was good untill he obliterted his knee and spent 6 months injured

Any news on the labourmongs to BTFO transfer, lads?

>>76367647
Ask Denmark

>Get rid of Clichy
>pay £30m for Bertrand
LMAO

>>76367647
good but then torn his acl
unfortunately for him mertens replaced him, got really on fire as a striker, and outshined him

any news on the gf to me situation

>>76367684
If City get him and Mendy (£40m) their defence will consist of:

---------------------------------- Ederson (£40m)
Mendy (£40m) - Stones (£50m) - Otamendi (£35m) - Bertrand (£30m)

>almost £200m for a defence that can't defend

>>76367752
>le fullbacks need to be able to defend meme
get with times grandad

>>76357628
>tfw to smaht for /sp/
Sounds you would like the sophisticated discussion over at r/soccer

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>tfw no gf

>>76367170
And he will flop hard since he is actually 29.