Heem

>>76353633
How many hours are you patrolling our general you fucking aspie

>>76345828
Old thread.

>>76353658
What?

>>76353671
>>>/asp/

>>76353677
Why would I go there?

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/champ-company-man-demetrious-johnson-ufc-despicable-treatment

In summary:

I agreed to their tyrannical demand to fight Ray Borg and Ray also agreed.
UFC has refused to give me ppv points on any future flyweight bouts, and has never given me any ppv points on previous bouts. My request was fair and the matchmaker in charge of the Flyweight and Bantamweight division agreed.
I gave UFC fair conditions to change the fight to TJ Dillashaw and they refused.
Dana and Sean have told me that they have no interest in marketing me or the smaller divisions, so when they say that I will make ppv money vs Dillashaw, they leave out the fact that I have to hit certain numbers of buys, which will not be hit if they fail in marketing me like they have in my previous fights.
If TJ doesn’t make weight, I can’t break the record for the most consecutive title defenses and they have denied paying me in that circumstance.
Dana has made an effort to bully me in the media as well as in private, in order to get what he wants, even though it is not what is best for me or the sport.
If Dana says this will be a big ppv fight for me, and that they will promote it properly, then he can pay for it up front and explain to Ray Borg why he is being taken out of the fight that the UFC matchmaker in charge of the division put him in. Otherwise, it is just another lie and attempt to bully me to do something that Dana wants, but is not the right thing to do for the sport or my career.
UFC’s track record in making an effort to promote my fights, and Dana’s claim that this is a big chance for ppv dollars for me tells a different story than what Dana is stating to the public.

>>76353695
That's where mandrama fags like you belong

>>76353658
He was literally on here 9 hours ago.

>>76353704
I don't watch wrestling tho bro

>>76353701
lol manlets

>>76353658
>>76353707
He's just here to make our threads

>>76353701
>I agreed to their tyrannical demand to fight Ray Borg and Ray also agreed.

kek

>>76353701
I would absolutely love to kill this microscopic excuse for a human being. Just kill him dead.

>not /mma/ general
>no news
>no sperg poem
dropped

sage deserves a LW title shot over just about anyone, especially fronkie

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>>76353707
I was asleep 9 hours ago brochacho
>>76353731
That's not true. I post in heem pretty regularly. Only other boards I post on are /lit/ and occasionally /fit/ and /diy/

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>>76353731
And to spergpost

>tfw I play 3 'characters' on heem with 3 different flags

>>76353748
>I was asleep 9 hours ago brochacho
Ok

>>76348588
>>76348631
>>76348703

>>76353701
>tyrannically demanded
>tyrannical demands

I still can't decide whether this sounds more like a high school essay or a third world political manifesto.

>>76353787
Those aren't me bro

>>76353784

Seek help.

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my babushka

>>76353633
Dillon Danis fucking sucks, you should feel bad OP

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>>76353784
>tfw I post as myself 100% sincerely
>tfw I get accused of being a bunch of different people
It's a strange feel

>>76353804
>she gave Joanna a SUPER hard fight
t.Rogaine

>>76353701
He makes himself look like a giant faggot here. Thinking pettis will be a bigger draw than Borg? Flyweight is full of literal who's mostly because the UFC doesn't give a shit about the division but what's the difference between fighting Borg or fighting Pettis? An extra 10k buys because people confused Sergio with Anthony? Mighty manlet needs to hire a fucking pr guy

>>76353836
>>76353836
>>76353800

All me.

>>76353836
>tfw I get accused of being a bunch of different people
Gee, I wonder why>>76353748

>>76353790

That's pretty good for an MMA fighter though.

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>>76353856
No.

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right here

>>76353875

Yeah it wasn't bad. Wording was a bit overblown in places, but still impressive considering what he does for a living.

>>76353877
>>76353877
Sort your tabs out I bet you could close half those threads and miss nothing

>>76353841
kookie strong

>>76353900

Every couple of weeks I do a housecleaning and delete a few hundred tabs I've left open.

>>76353861
Those are both me, I don't know why I'm accused of being this guy >>76353756 or for being from /asp/ though. I'm done talking about me though, I don't want to derail the thread.

Mma hour starts in 30 bings: https://youtu.be/BeCv-jL4ASo

1 p.m. ET -- We'll recap UFC 212.

1:25 p.m. -- UFC newcomer Brian Kelleher will look back on his memorable Octagon debut on Saturday.

1:45 p.m. -- Jimi Manuwa will preview his UFC 214 fight against Volkan Oezdemir.

2:05 p.m. -- Alexander Gustafsson will look back on last week's win over Glover Teixeira and discuss what's next for him.

2:25 p.m. -- Legendary boxer Roy Jones Jr. will discuss the potential Mayweather-McGregor fight, his history with Anderson Silva and more.

2:45 p.m. -- Frankie Edgar will talk about a potential fight with new UFC featherweight champion Max Holloway.

3:05 p.m. -- UFC flyweight champion Demetrious Johnson will update us on what's next for him.

3:25 p.m. -- We'll recap the week that was in MMA and look ahead to UFC 212.

4:30 p.m. -- Mark Hunt will preview his UFC Fight Night Auckland main event this weekend against Derrick Lewis.

>>76353940
Kill you are self

friendly reminder /heem/ told me aldo would shadowrealm based max but I knew the truth and as usual heem was completely wrong and btfo

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>I watch BJJ

>>76353968
ME too

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>>76353965

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>>76353965
I was right.

>>76353940
Would be funny if Jimmy vs Volkan ended with double KO on first exchange since they both won their last fight with one punch

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>>76353658
He never leaves

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>>76353968
personally i like watching judo, sambo more

>>76354119
rip in pieaces
>>76354135
nice m8

>>76353633
This thread made by the obese spammer will get deleted by the incompetent janitor

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>>76353968

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>>76353701
It's obvious that he just wants an easy fight so that he'll be guaranteed to beat Anderson Silva's title defense record

>>76354135
Post stake.

>>76354174
>le give up your back to land an elbow against a black belt woman

how did she not get subbed by Moroz?

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1/15

Is Lewis vs Hunt going to be on regular burger time?

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2/15

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>>76354225
Yeah

USA #1

>>76354187
Andy Hug a tru legend

>>76354183
Did you ever figure out was 3.8 times 20 was?

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>>76354225
3/15

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/6/4/15737066/ufc-fight-night-lewis-vs-hunt-fight-card

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Why is Bisroid ducking Borrachinha?

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4/15

>>76354259
Did you ever figure out that I'm not going to bother doing arithmetic on a bet for a fight that's long gone?

Did you ever figure out the difference between revenue and profit?

Did you ever figure out that the stake is a cost?

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>>76354294
>>76354259
Do we really need to do this again? Let's just move on fellas

>>76353877
>all those tabs
>can't miss anything my bros type in muh sekret club xD
you're a fucking loser

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100% I was lighting him up with some nice leg kicks my guy

>>76354119
>5 DAYS
>STILL SEETHING

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>>76353633
Dillon Danis got embrassed in a jiujitsu match against Lewis Panza a few days ago

5/15

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>>76354197
the reaching back/back elbow was bad
But there is a viable logic to giving up your back in terms of escaping/defensive scrambles but that only works if you're good at wrestling stand ups. TJ Dillashaw and Frankie Edgar are really good examples of that. He prevents himself from being leg rided with a wrestler's stand up.

The flaw in the wrestling stand up technique is that it leaves you prone to getting hit with a choke.

But right now the current meta in UFC is people preferring to leg ride and ground and pound rather the hunt for chokes. So you see more people vying for the wrestler's get up


The meta will probably swing back again where people will hunt more for chokes and look toward riding less, and you will see less people

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>>76354294
lmao

>he thinks the house keeps the stake

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kbnaFGeeNk

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>>76354210
>gif
What year is it

is max officially now /ourguy/?

swangin and bangin

>>76354345
>a cost that you recoup isn't a cost
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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6/15

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7/15

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>>76354360
i've been collecting martial art gifs and webms since 2007? So I think that gif was one of my older ones.

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8/15

>>76354174
>>76354197

Yeah, that's a pretty bad mistake to make on the ground. Any shitty blue belt(me) knows to not face away from your opponent on side control.

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>>76354199
Did webmbro make a webm of the first round flurry Borrachina put on Bamgbose

>>76354338
Got any more tips lad?

>>76354409
Early stoppage

>>76354197
She never fought Moroz, you are thinking of Markos

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>>76354426
I think he only made a webm of the finish

9/15

Am I the only one who thinks Aldo comes back stronger and more defensive than ever in his rematch aggainst Holloway?

Also, Borrachinha is now my boy, lets see if he can keep it up with the big boys

>>76354484
I don't think Max will hold onto the belt long enough to see an aldo rematch

>>76354455
Yes, you are correct. The question remains.

>>76354484
>Aldo
>getting a rematch
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""no."""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>76354484
What does Borrachinha mean?

>>76354484
>>76354519
it's gonna be so fucking lame if Frankie/Aldo/Max have a rock paper scissors thing going on for the next 2 years. we need Choi/Burgos/Knight/Bektic to deliver us from these sad old fucks

i say that somewhat ironically since i really respect Jose and Frankie, but come on... give us a real champ

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>>76354484
I could definitely see him at least making it into the rankings, it's not hard at all to imagine him beating Uriah Hall or Dan Kelly

10/15

>>76354484
I have doubts that he will come back and if he does he likely needs another win before the title shot. He looked good the first two rounds but looked to have been gassing hard after Holloway started pushing the pace and finding his rhythm.

Borrachinha is an exciting prospect. Have him fight someone like Trevor Smith to see what his TDD is like and what happens if he doesn't finish you early on.

>>76354484
Probably.

In some ways, this loss is worse than the Conor fight. In that one you can make the argument that he rushed in and got caught.
In this fight, he pretty much gave his best ( he didn't leg kick, but that's it) and Holloway took it and beat the shit out of him. Absolutely no excuses this time.

I think he's broken desu.

>>76354543
"Little Rubber." His BJJ is supposed to be slick.

>>76354519
If he beats Frankie there is a good chance he keeps belt for long since he has already beaten a lot of contenders and would be favored in rematches

>>76354573
Shit, I thought it meant "little alcoholic" cause borracho means drunk in Spanish, lol.

>>76354573
I heard it was because his older brother is nicknamed "Rubber" and has great BJJ so he is the "Little Rubber".

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11/15

"He thought Big John stopped it early, but I don’t have the same opinion,” Pederneiras told Combate. "I’m sure that, when he watches the video, he will change his mind. I saw no way how he would recover in the fourth round after so many punches to the head. It would be hard Holloway not to hunt him after that."

"Holloway started to feel more confident in the end of the second round,” Pederneiras said. "He was more confident, but Aldo was fine. I said it was 2-0, that he should breathe, and I gave him the instruction about the left hand that was low. It was clear that Holloway’s game was over his low left hand.

"I think Aldo didn’t do some things that we trained, like takedowns, for an example. And when you don’t use all your weapons, it gets complicated. Many people asked why he didn’t kicked, but, considering Holloway’s stance in the fight, there was the risk of Aldo throwing a kick and falling back down.”

"You have to put your head in the pillow and relax, because the athlete can’t make any decisions after a loss like this. Nothing good ever comes out,” Pederneiras said. "He will play foot volley and relax. We’ll talk later. He’ll go on a vacation and relax. Actually, Aldo has a really good head. There was the (Conor) McGregor loss and right after he had the title fight with Frankie (Edgar), he went there and delivered. When he has his head well, he’ll come back to win.

"Max had a great achievement for the division, defeating an athlete who’s there for a long time, UFC champion, and I believe his next fight will be against Frankie Edgar. If Frankie wins, Aldo is back in a title fight, especially because he already beat him twice."

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12/15

>>76354565
I agree with the part where this is worse than the Conor fight, but "Holloway took it and beat the shit out of him" is really a stretch. Aldo was dominating Holloway easily until he got caught by that 1-2. I dont know if he gassed or he is just getting old and his reflexes are gone, but he wasnt getting rekt like you seem to think

>>76354526
>>76354366
Please stop spamming we have enough of that here.

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14/15

>>76354565
>and Holloway took it and beat the shit out of him
TKO(Neck slaps)

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15/15

>>76354634
are you the one who said he would be good to go until he's 35 lol

i said holloway would embarrass him but you're right it was a good fight early on

>>76354615
No way UFC book Frankie vs Aldo 3 before both of them are on significant winstreaks
>he was winning until he got rekt therefore he didn't get rekt

why aren't we pitchfork rioting about DJ dodging TJ?

>>76354663
Everybody knows Overeem is my son

cock guy

>>76354670
indeed, it was me, now i recognize I made a mistake, Aldo is old and probably cant fight at top level anymore
His cardio/reflexes is gone, and so is his chin
I thought he still had it after the Frankie fight, I was wrong

>>76354634
to me it definitely seemed like holloway was taking control about half way through the 2nd and Aldo must have been gassing or something

>>76354687
can't really get too upset about a midget crying. if DJ takes the fight, more respect for him. if he doesn't, only his blindest fanboys will bring him up in GOAT talks

>>76354687
Because he isn't you mandrama loser

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F

Post new and improved 7-1 webm please

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>>76354724
>allegedly hates "mandrama"
>starts flaming another poster (read: drama)
autists truly can't help themselves

https://youtu.be/6VzsCKn4ONg

>>76354644
Why are you posting these?

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>>76354795
>why are you posting MMA on /heem/

>>76354788
>Flaming one of the more active champs and campaigning for meaningless inter-divisional fights
>Not mandrama

Uh huh

>>76354704
>His cardio/reflexes is gone, and so is his chin
His cardio can be improved by either moving up or slimming down and staying at 145. His chin is fine and his reflexes are still insane

>>76354812
you missed the point, hombre

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YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL

>>76354829
Just say he got USADA'd and be through with it lad

>>76354812
TJ v Mighty Meme is a more meaningful fight than Mighty Meme v Ray Fucking Borg.

>>76354808
Not MMA a random set of 15 webms. Also how come he never posts the webms of his boys getting heemed, if you're going to spam webms at least post the best webm of the night

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>>76354844
did he cry again?

>>76354850
He will be back unfortunately

>>76354812
>meaningless
>inter-divisional
only manlets would make this argument. it's okay, the rest of us understand that your boy's finally going to be threatened by some real competition

>>76354844
i'll never get tired of seeing this cheating FRAUD get destroyed

>>76354873
>by some real competition
>state of casuals

>>76354887
>Dillashaw isn't real competition
meme more you fucking loser. "city of xDDD"

>>76354484
He just needs to use leg kicks lost two fights by knockout thanks to no leg kicks

>>76354905
>FLW has no competition
This is just how dumb casuals are. Watch the sport for one year then suddenly think you know everything.

>>76354887
For sure Reis and Cariaso and Horiguchi and Cejudo and Bauginatov and Moraga were a threat to Mighty Meme. 100% my dude.

>>76354927
Cejudo and Horiguchi are good tbf

>>76354922
riiiiiiight. Ray Borg is the scariest guy anyone can go through to break a legendary record. and beating Wilson Reis to tie it?? for a SECOND time?

WEW
E
W

DJ GOAT

>>76354795
Because this is the MMA general, and on top of that, these are webms of recent fights

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“That was a great day for me, I thought it was wonderful,” Tate told reporters this weekend in Brazil (shown above courtesy of MMA Fighting). “I wish she would have punched Angela harder.

>>76354851
marginally

Haven't seen UFC 212 cause I was out snorting hookers and banging coke.
Is it worth to rewatch even though I know the results?

>>76354927
They weren't a threat cause Mighty Mouse is 10 times better than all of them combined you moron.

Also LOL @ morons who don't think Cejudo and Benavidez aren't real competition. Some real idiots browse this place. All I was reading here last week was how Aldo was going to be "technical" and cruise to 50-45. P4P one of the dumbest MMA communities on the internet.

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>>76354938
They're not bad fighters, but they weren't ready for a title shot and it showed.

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She's mine

>>76354964
the aldo vs holloway was pretty entertaining but beside that no

>>76354844
This really makes me sad, to a personal level.
Its not about him being brazilian, I just hate seeing people who dedicate their lives to something and think that they are the best losing like that
I felt like shit for a week after Cruz lost, same with Fedor

>>76354966
>slobbering on dem mighty nuts this hard
goddamn. i bet you hang out in his twitch chat for hours every day, too.
>willingly and continuously participating in the dumbest MMA community on the internet
sad!

>>76354964
yeah it was a pretty spicy card

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Why did they make such a big deal that Wilson Reis was a Black belt and DJ submitted him?

At the higher weightclasses isn't basically ever Brazillian a black belt but it just doesn't mean much? Even Gadelha is a black belt. Is Reis a cut above?

>>76354949
ignore him
>>76354964
Aldo/Holloway was a good fight, watch that if nothing else.

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>>76354964
I'll have you know sandblasting prostitutes is not tolerated on heem, seek help Lucas

>>76354949
Post the Volkan Oezdemir Misha Cirkunov please

>>76354986
cos dj is a white belt or whatever

also the only way to market him

>>76354984
>No argument so resorts to ad hominems
I know what I expected from a low IQ casual but I'm still disappointed.

>>76354966
You'll note that I left off Benavidez. He's arguably in the top 3 of under-145ers in history outside of Cruz and the manlet. Cejudo faced exactly one guy you could call approaching elite before getting fed to Mighty Meme.

He'll be a great fighter, and I thought he beat Benavidez, but he wasn't ready by a long shot.

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>>76354970
Cejudo and Horiguchi aren't exactly young

I had Cejudo beating Benavidez in their fight too, so I think both of them worked their way up legit. The reason they're not ready for a title shot is because MM is pretty damn good and better than them.

I'm not saying he's #1 p4p, but you can't deny his talent, and the fact he has had some decent wins. Dismissing the entire division as cans seems unfair. Cejudo's an Olympic medallist too

>>76354966
it's amazing how you can identify manlets just by the way they type

>>76355009
>criticizes anon for ad hominem
>resorts to ad hominem
manlets. WHEN. WILL. THEY. LEARN????

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>>76354941
>Ray Borg

>>76354970
That's because DJ is that good. They wouldve lost regardless

>>76355009
I think I underestimated you. You're one of his mods, aren't ya.

Anyway, tell me more about how Ray Borg is THE guy to challenge DJ on his quest to break a legendary record.

>>76355021
>before getting fed
Lol you're a yuge dummy dude. Did you miss the benavidez fight which a lot of people thought Cejudo won? It was a close fight, but when he fought Mighty Mouse he got completely tooled and finished inside 1 round. Benavidez got KO'd.

tl;dr You're a moron if you think there's no real competition at FLW. Let's leave it at that.

Post the Volkan Oezdemir Misha Cirkunov please

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What did he mean by this?

>>76354964
You can skip Vitor's, Asuncao and Perreira fights. All the rest were decent enough but nothing super spicy

>>76355059
>Did you miss the benavidez fight which a lot of people thought Cejudo won?

I literally mentioned it. Are you illiterate?

What was Kelleher doing on the post fight interview? He is live right now on the Weasels podcast and he says that he "taunted" the hues cause he almost got heemed by a beer can after that

there will never be a fighter as fun to watch as Anderson Silva
even now, at 42 years old, if you put the name Anderson Silva on a card you know there will be memes

>>76355105
>arguing with DJ's manlet fanboys
don't do it to yourself senpai. just treat 'em like a joke. that way, you can entertain yourself as you imagine their high-pitched shrills when you read their angry posts. trying to actually have a discussion with them is Sisyphean.

>>76355105
>>76355105
You're propping up Benavidez while putting down Cejudo when those two just fought each other and it was a close fight. What are you even doing kid?

>but he wasn't ready
How are you this dumb dude?

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>>76355113
he had some real stinkers

who was here in the early days of heem when this guy was hyping up ray borg to be the next big thing

>>76355129
Leave Miesha alone you aspie!

>>76355150
that was literally me

Thought so, you spam webms desperately trying to make yourself a personality

That's all you do it for

>>76355171
you're helping his goal by giving him attention, butter tooth

>>76355129
I would pay $100k for her to sit on my face for 15 minutes.

>>76355169
If so please tell me what happend when you posted that back then

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>>76355142
You are aware that the Benavidez fight happened *after* the Mighty Meme fight, right?

>>76355195
You're the biggest dork on heem.

>>76355195
lol i said he was gonna be good before he was in the ufc and he's top 5

i shut up after the scoggins embarrassment

>>76355183
>butter tooth
British people have cleaner dental hygiene on average, we just don't get out teeth bleached chubby.

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>>76355216
uh huh

>>76355228
looks like a typical redneck

>>76355236
a british redneck, i assume

>>76355228
American women have more breast implants on average than UK women. Does that mean that they're naturally larger breasted?

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Really excited to watch Dan Kelly fight again
His next fight is going to be tough though

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>>76355210
I'm well aware of that, I'm also aware that saying Cejudo "wasn't ready" is a dumb cop-out excuse for how badly he got manhandled.

>>76355212
wow rude tb h
>>76355213
do you secretely know him IRL, I know we have a couple of SoCal cholos in here

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>>76355071
I have it

>>76355262
This looks rigged.

>>76355246
terrible argument, croc

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>>76355262
still makes me sad watching love Misha pull off his offensive

>>76354484

He is becoming a one-dimensional bum. No kicks, no low kicks, no wrestling, no grappling only boxing. His time is over.

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>>76355274
He wasn't ko'd my man, oezdemir hit in him the equilibrium which made him lose his balance and trip forward. The ref mistook it for him being unconscious, that's all.

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>>76355262
Cheers

>>76355244
No such thing, we don't have rednecks only chavs
>>76355288
Why didn't you post it for me

>>76355328
>we don't have rednecks
spoken like an uneducated redneck bruv

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>>76355288
>>76355328
offense

>>76355150
I remember that. I called him out on it then and was lmao when Scoggins btfo of him

Do you adamant Aldo haters at least have some respect for his decision to swang and bang?

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>>76355349

>>76355282
>muh cosmetic dentistry!

Is Joe Rogan going to Force Brendan Schaub into the Comedy?

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>>76355381

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>>76355365

>>76355328
Legposting should be more common

Borrachinha and Ngannou are my boys

>>76355389
well he already did some standup right? Dont think there is recorded footage online

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>>76355328
>literally minus an ass

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>>76355404

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>>76355348
I think maybe you are a redneck with bad teeth hence why you're so insecure.

We are called a narcissistic generation. We are told that technology and social media are giving us an inflated sense of self. But most of us don’t walk around feeling like we are all that great. In fact, there is one underlying emotion that overwhelmingly shapes our self-image and influences our behavior, and that is insecurity. If you could enter the minds of people around you, even the narcissistic ones, you’re likely to encounter ceaseless waves of insecurity. A recent survey found that 60 percent of women experience hurtful, self-critical thoughts on a weekly basis.
In their research, father-and-daughter psychologists Dr.’s Robert and Lisa Firestone used an assessment tool known as the Firestone Assessment for Self-Destructive Thoughts (FAST) to evaluate people’s self-attacks (or “critical inner voices”) along a continuum. What they found is that the most common self-critical thought people have toward themselves is that they are different – not in a positive sense, but in some negative, alienating way. Whether our self-esteem is high or low, one thing is clear; we are a generation that compares, evaluates and judges ourselves with great scrutiny. By understanding where this insecurity comes from, why we are driven to put ourselves down and how this viewpoint affects us, we can start to challenge and overcome the destructive inner critic that limits our lives.

>>76355349
>>76355365

>>76355420
Borrachinha would lose to Yoel

>>76355443
tldr

>>76355468
I think you should, sit down, relax, maybe boil the kettle and have a standing bath. And learn a bit more about yourself.

>>76355328
too much ass

>>76355501
I think you should eat shit. It might improve the staining on your teeth.

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>>76354327

anyone down to some larp as a dog?

>>76353701
How are you the best fighter in the world and the best fighter of all time when you're 5 foot fucking 3 and 90% of the UFC roster could literally kill you in a fight?

This midget twerp has started to believe his own legend. "le p4p GOAT!!!!" my ass, at the end of the day he's still a short ass little bitch and nobody is going to care about bite-sized "fights" as much as real men going at it.

>>76355508
See, you see that as an insult, I see that as your pain seeping out slowly. It makes me sad. It would be better if you got it all done at once and had a nice cry, you'll feel much better afterwards. If you ever want to talk I'm here x

Which display was more quintessentially niggerish. Paul Daley's sucker punch, or Oluwale "The Holy War Angel" Bamgbose's chimpout style of fighting?

>>76355599
Neck yourself, Dr. Heem. Livestream it for the rest of us.

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you have 30 seconds to tell me what the point was behind opening the UFC Performance Institute

>>76354987
>>76354987

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>>76355635

When did discussion in these threads get so shit? Fucking Sherdog is better

>>76355623
More anger and sadness seeping out, makes me so sad.

>>76355594
If that's universally true, how did Prince Naseem turn into a legitimate household name? Conor also isn't all that big but he's the most famous fighter out there nowadays. Floyd is another manlet.

Of course, DJ and Naseem are like 5'3 whereas Conor/Floyd are 5'8, but they're all on the manlet spectrum. DJ is just boring as shit. Has nothing to do with his height.

>>76353701
>Hit the weights
>take a shower
>Have sex
>Gain height
>Get a clue

>>76355655
You don't like pictures of schaub and 5/10 mma girls?

>>76355635


what a shit scrub.

>>76355658
You're like a woman with those tears.

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Dana, the absolute madman, told DJ that he'll remove the flyweight division if DJ disobeys.

The absolute state of the turbo manlet division...

>mfw

>>76355618
What Paul Daley did was disgusting. Glad the UFC blacklisted that jerk off. I still don't know how the UFC didn't punish Amanda Nunes for what she did to Shevchenko at the Summer press conference. It wasn't nearly as egregious as what Daley did, but should've been a fine imo.

>>76355599
>55599
nice

>>76355688
I mean Daley was a dickhead for doing it but its not like it did any damage the end of Cormier/Jones probably was worse

>>76355687
Dana doesnt have the power to do anything in the UFC.

>>76355688
>I still don't know how the UFC didn't punish Amanda Nunes for what she did to Shevchenko at the Summer press conference
>State of waifuspergs

Go watch the footage again and see that Shevchenko was the one who touched Amanda's face first.

>>76355720
I'm pretty sure Ari Emanuel(the chairman) hates flyweights too. He and Dana are in mutual agreement on that subject.

>>76355663
There's a world of difference between 5'8 and 5'3. 5'8 is just your average day-to-day short. 5'3 is freakish almost-midget tier, something that you would turn your head at in public. This is also something that restricts your talent pool. There just flat out aren't that many guys who are flyweight size, so the chances of encountering truly elite competition at that size is far less. Meanwhile lightweight is one of the most heavily populated divisions in the sport because there are just a greater number of men who are around that size.

And DJ is indeed boring but he could pull Conor level antics and at the end of the day still nobody would care because he's tiny.

>>76355720
People don't realize he's the promoter. Thing is Dana has promoted himself more than his champions. Dana's special interview on fight pass! Dana's new fighters choice event! Dana's looking for a fight! Dana on the cover of the first UFC magazine!

>>76355720
>>76355734
Wouldn't it save WME some money to scrap it?
Dk desu

>>76355688
They said neither chiesa/lee will get fined for their shit at that conference so I doubt Nunes will get fined

>>76355754
You completely glossed over Naseem, who has maybe an inch on DJ. Congrats on being another autist trying to peddle a narrative because you think you've got it all figured out while blogging from your mom's basement.

It has nothing to do with height. DJ is just as vanilla as they come. Possibly even a little spergy, much like yourself.

>>76346740
>Why doesn't MMA have an unprecedented GOAT like like other sports do? Football has Messi. Basketball has Michael Jordan. Tennis has Nadal. American Football has Tom Brady. Baseball has Babe Ruth. Boxing has Muhammad Ali.

Messi and Gretzky are the ONLY athletes that tower above their sports.
Jordan is a Top 5 player, that's all. The rest is marketing hype courtesty of Stern, Jordan, and David Falk.
Nadal, Ali, Ruth, Brady - be serious. They're great but certainly not on the level of Messi and Gretzky.

MMA is a brutal sport. These guys are literally shortening their life AND degrading the quality of their shorter lives by fighting.
Plus, the pay is just awful.
And coporate control is way too dominant - no athlete's union, etc.
MMA will NEVER have elite athletes for those three reasons, so there'll never be a Gretzky/Messi of MMA.

Roy Jones Jr is on MMA Hour wtf

>>76355726
Post timestamp.

>>76355663
>If that's universally true, how did Prince Naseem turn into a legitimate household name?
He had an 84% knockout rate and went up in weight over time rather than going down after getting BTFO.

I look forward to feasting on reddit tears after the UFC scraps the flyweight division.

>>76355810
Yeah, neither of those are the primary reason. Naz was insanely charismatic. Character sells above all else. DJ is a wet blanket.

>>76353701
there can be no doubt now that he is the biggest meme fighter going, anyone saying he should be anywhere near a p4p list should dive into the nearest trashcan immediately

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>>76355835
I think you're ignoring how much weight matters. More than height.

>>76355876
Good point. I forgot he walked into the ring looking like that.

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How would you calm down an angry Dana White after letting it slip you can't afford his ppvs and just stream them? Asking for a friend

>>76355757
Dana is more entertaining than a DJ fight

>>76355786
t. triggered manlet

>>76355920
t. retard

>>76354970
Imagine dumping your man load in her mouth

>>76355945
that would really give her something to cry about

>>76355903
Beat his ass

I'd like to have a serious discussion, lads. Please don't meme.

Is scrapping 125 a good move for the UFC when taking into account financial factors, PR factors, and fighter welfare?

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https://youtu.be/riYgqo12jkU?t=8960

this is 100% for sure one of the funniest moments in Fight Companion history

keeeyyyyds

>>76355262
It's like fighter never learn from the past few years when they bullrush opponents in the early rounds.

>>76356001
100%

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>>76355903
Call this man

>>76356008
https://youtu.be/riYgqo12jkU?t=2h29m20s

Why didn't Joanna offer any words of encouragement to Karolina? Karolina always has for Joanna.

>>76356042
Some irish hobo once said: ''losers focus on winners, winners focus on winning''

>>76356020
You wouldn't feel bad for all the 125ers who sacrificed everything to become a champion in that division? What would fill the gaping hole left in the lives of DJ, Cejudo, Joe B, etc.?

>>76356010
Werdum vs Stipe
Aldo 13 sec
Brunson vs Whittaker

>>76356061
I'd feel bad for Cejudo, that is all

>>76356061
If money was your #1 priority you wouldn't give a damn about them

>>76356042
I thought JJ doesn't really like KK?

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>>76356061
>what would fill the gaping hole of cute twinks

i wonder

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>>76356082
joanna got cunty with a reporter for even mentioning karolina's name lol

>>76356077
Isn't it possible a 125lb Conor Jr. comes along and catapults the division into the spotlight?

>>76356001
yes, they're not a draw, let bellator try to do with something with them

>>76356103
I think she's done that with Ariel, she did something like "Who is that I don't know this name"
She said she was joking but I get the impression she's not fond of KK

>>76356108
Well obviously thats why they opened that division in the first place. They had no idea that this devoid of charisma what we call DJ would reign as the champ

>>76356135
https://www.instagram.com/p/BU2H2e4lVPA/

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So glad Stipe absolutely humiliated this whiny bitch

>>76356139
What happens if DJ refuses the TJ fight? Can the UFC rightfully strip him or does he have to turn down an x number of fights for that to happen?

so is everybody filtering img_xxxx posts or is it just me?

>>76356135
She didn't like how all the mma media in Poland crowned KK as the queen of Polish mma when she was KSW champion

>>76356178
Same here senpai, feelsgoodnigga

>>76356164
>going to block you now
lol do people unironically do this?

>>76356178
I would but this nerd makes every single thread lately.

>>76356178
>>76356200
No I take /heem/ in its unfiltered form. No one or thing is filtered, no settings, no extensions. Unironically. I'm alpha as fuck though.

>>76356178
Fuck mobileposters

>>76356177
Won't happen. What will happen is they will try to fuck him over any way they can. Unless they have a legit reason to strip him, think of jon jones tier incidents it wont happen

In the past when a fighter shittalks the ufc they give him the worst matchup possible and hope he gets heemed. Im sure someone here will give you a good example

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>>76353701
>tyrannical demand to fight Ray Borg
what was meant by this?

>>76356216
based

>>76356216
If you have to insist you're alpha as fuck while posting in the asshole of the internet, you're actually a fucking bitch.

>>76356218
which phone saves in that format? its not iphones, samsung phones, or google phones. maybe htc?

>>76356178
>needing a safespace
For sure clean out the cheeto dust from your fingers my man

>>76356239
Well, all his worst matchups currently aren't in his division so I think we're back at TJ.

>>76356239
I forget, was Randy publically shittalking the UFC when Brock was booked to maul him?

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>>76356239
Can Masvidal make 125?

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>965 bongs until Megan beats this slag into a living death

>>76356299
those look like some nice titties. name?

>>76356299
>Wmma

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>>76356262
Yeah thats why dana has a hard time to fuck him over

>>76356265
Fuck dude I can't remember

>>76356293
Technically he should be able to, if he resorted to the same diet christian bale did

>>76356305
Kolesnyk

>>76356313
>0 (zero(z e r o)) slutty pics of her on her own instagram
what a waste of fucking time

>>76356310
How tall is Dubs Guy compared to Jorge ?

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who here wanna do some aldo knockout shots?

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how does this picture make you feel?

lads, does reddit unironically love DJ to death or are they all showing him so much support because they're all overcompensating for something? is it just the SJW culture over there? I don't get it.

>>76356387
Disgusted