/trans/ - Juventus customers are SEETHING edition

Manchester United are interested in signing Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24. (Cadena Cope, via Metro)

>AC Milan have made contact with Celtic over 20-year-old striker Moussa Dembele. (Sun)

Southampton midfielder Steven Davis, 32, says Saints can make a "huge statement" by resisting offers for 25-year-old defender Virgil van Dijk. (Southampton Echo)

>Newcastle, Burnley and West Brom are all interested in 27-year-old Manchester City midfielder Fabian Delph. (Daily Star)

Celtic hope to sign on-loan Manchester City midfielder Patrick Roberts, 20, on a permanent deal. (Daily Mirror)

>Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, 27, is close to agreeing a £14m move to Italian champions Juventus. (Daily Mail)

Wolves are set to miss out on 21-year-old Rio Ave midfielder Filip Krovinovic to Benfica. (A Bola, via Birmingham Mail)

>Hull City defender Andrew Robertson is in no rush to decide his future, with the 23-year-old said to be a target for Liverpool. (Hull Daily Mail)

Birmingham City manager Harry Redknapp could sign former Republic of Ireland striker Robbie Keane on a free transfer after watching the 37-year-old in Michael Carrick's testimonial game. (Birmingham Mail)

>Belgium team-mates Jan Vertonghen and Romelu Lukaku have been linked with a career change... after trials at McDonald's in Brussels. (Daily Mail)

Stoke winger Ramadan Sobhi was the unfortunate victim of an Egyptian prank show - the 20-year-old thought he was drowning in quicksand and about to be eaten by a Komodo dragon. (Stoke Sentinel)

>PUNISHED Guardiola
>Motivated Mourinho
>Champions League Conte

Cant wait desu

>>76353649
Mourinho is going to buspark his way to the league again, screencap this

wenger out

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Liverpool have taken a major step towards the record signing of Virgil van Dijk after the player indicated he would prefer a move to Anfield.

The Reds have been locked for several weeks in a battle with Manchester City and Chelsea over the Southampton defender, who has become one of the Premier League's most sought-after players.

Now it appears Liverpool have won the race to sign the man Jurgen Klopp has pinpointed as his main transfer target this summer.

No deal has yet been reached with Southampton, with the Saints demanding at least £50million for the Holland international.

Van Dijk's former club Celtic are due 10% of the transfer fee as part of the deal that saw him move to the South Coast for £13million in 2015.

Personal terms have also yet to be finalised with the player, but Liverpool are willing to match the financial packages offered by both City and Chelsea.

Liverpool have refused to comment on speculation surrounding the player.

But a significant hurdle has been overcome with van Dijk prepared to reject overtures from both City and Chelsea in favour of a move to Anfield.

It's understood the Dutchman and his representatives have been hugely impressed by Klopp's enthusiasm and vision for Liverpool, with van Dijk considered a player who can instantly improve the defence.

Like City and Chelsea, Liverpool can offer Champions League football – provided they can negotiate a play-off tie in August – and the presence of Klopp as manager is said to appeal to Van Dijk.

While there is plenty of work to be done to complete the deal, the fact van Dijk is set on a move to Anfield will act as a huge fillip for the Reds as they embark on a major recruitment drive this summer.

Liverpool remain in the hunt for RB Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita, while discussions have taken place with Roma over a deal for Mohamed Salah.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/van-dijk-liverpool-transfer-decision-13141658

Why are there no rumours on Tolisso and Fékir?

Why aren't Liverpool linked to any keepers

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Lazio home kit next season

>>76353730
Mignolet stepped up last season and Klopp hasn't given up on Karius

>de gay

Reminder Hazard's career is over.

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>>76353740
Away kit

Any updates on the Tiote to heaven situation?

>>76353726
Tolisso's been linked to Juve, Chelsea, Arsenal and i think Milan as well

>>76353758
So is Tiote's

>>76353642
>Szczezsznzyz to Juventus

WHY

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>>76353760
Third kit

>Inspired both by the Argentinian national team uniform and the jersey worn during Lazio's successful 1999-00 Champions League run, which saw them reach the quarter finals, the Lazio 2017-2018 third jersey features broad sky blue and white stripes.

>>76353725
But where is the LB? Do they even have anyone on the list?

>>76353781
Klopp wanted Ryan Sessegnon but backtracked on it, no word on any other LBs yet. Maybe he wants Milner's experience for another year

>>76353772
buffon is kill

what moves will mutd make?

>Inter Milan & Manchester United are in concrete discussions for James Rodriguez, Real Madrid want €70m, according to @mohamedbouhafsi.

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*buys German players*

>>76353725
Lol at this whole post.
85m for vanDjik and Salah.

This is Liverpool will always be irrelevant.

Chelsea's board is going to be taking their sweet ass time again I see. This should work out well!

>Pepe going to PSG
That was unexpected

>>76353827
The Frog meme or the player?

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what happened?

https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/871764118340063232
>135m for Mbappe by Madrid
wew

>>76353827
already denied I thought

>>76353793
>What United needs
Morata, good CB, maybe new LB
>What United will buy
80mil James

>>76353840
The meme of course

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>>76353823
>june the 5th
>already moaning about chelsea not signing players

>>76353843

Hes coming to Dortmund hopefully.

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Which team will sign Shanta this summer, /trans/?

>>76353725
Liverpool back in their usual 'pay £35m+ for a mediocre Southampton player before loaning or selling him for half the price at the end of the season' mode

Fucking hell, Wallace has taken the news of Tiote pretty hard

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40165443

>>76353843
he was too pure

>>76353885
>Liverpool back in their usual 'pay £35m+ for a mediocre Southampton player before loaning or selling him for half the price at the end of the season' mode
name one time this has happened

>>76353890
gromit

>>76353925
He's this years Stephen Caulker.
I make that 7 Saints players to Liverpool in 3 seasons.

>>76353925
lambert

>>76353890
aged >>96

>>76353934
>>76353936
niether of them cost anything like £35million

>>76353936
Lambert did not cost £35m

>>76353947
>>76353949
Wew.

>>76353649
Conte will bottle Europe on purpose like always the league babby

>>76353925
Wijnaldum

>>76353925
Lovren pretty soon, he got pissed off with the press today when they asked him about Van Dijk coming to Pool to take his place

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Which one?

>>76353984
312

>>76353984
for me,it's 3>1>2

>>76353984
2 1 3

>>76353984
2 > 3 > 1

>>76353984
k m f

>>76353758
Explain Antonio

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>>76353970
Wijnaldum was great for Liverpool though, what are you talking about?

le cheeky smiling man delivered for us loads

>>76354016
He broke his ankle and is out for 2-3 months.

>>76353984
3 2 1

>>76353999
>>76354014
You're doing it wrong fyi. You're not supossed to > > >. "1" is the best one, "2" the 2nd best one, and so on.

>>76354044
don't tell me what to do you fascist fuck

>>76354044
don't tell me what to do you fascist fuck

>>76354044
don't tell them what to do you fascist fuck

>>76354044
don't tell me what to do you fascist fuck

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>>76353984
For me, it's 3>2>1

>>76353984
2 1 3

>>76353984
2 > 1 > 3 > 6 > 4 >5

>>76353984

2>3>1

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>>76353618
>Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, says he will not leave the club and has targeted winning the Premier League title with the Gunners.
Top kek

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For me, it's:
3 > 1 > 4 > 2

>>76354106
she is not a very attractive woman in my opinion

>>76354106
/trans/ is short for transfers not transvestites

>>76353936
>>76353947
>>76353949
LMAO

imagine being this triggered

>BBC accused of bias
>N-n-no goy

>Man confirms he was denied 6 times getting onto QT when he told the truth, got accepted straight away when he said he was a Marxist

What the fuck BBC? Why?

Don't they realise that Corbyn in charge will kill football in UK? He wants to cap football wages. Why would Greasemann come to UK for a max of £80,000 a week?

>>76353774
>Lazio cementing their nazi status

>>76354153
Source?

>>76354128
I like her face a lot. Would definitely facefuck.

>>76353726
>>76353762
and now bayern
https://twitter.com/Margot_Dumont/status/871766493092089856

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>>76353730

>>76353843
My serious theory is that he never actually liked playing footy, he only did it because he was talented and people told him he should.

>>76354162
she looks like a bird

>>76354106
agreed 100%

we have similar tastes caralad

>>76353984
1 > 3 > 2

>>76353730
casillas is joining soon

>>76354172
He only did it for money.

>>76354171
who is this man and why is he holding a pear?

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>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has told fans to expect no more than three signings this summer.

>>76354198
That's Shim'on Mignowitz trying to shill his west bank pears. Don't fall for it though, they are boycotted in Europe for being grown on Palestinian clay

>>76354245
Messi,ronaldo and mbappe confirmed la

>>76354159
If you want the biased accusations:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/bbc-election-debate-left-wing-bias-jeremy-corbyn-labour-audience-theresa-may-conservatives-a7766311.html

If you want the claim of lying to get on QT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4571884/Tory-voter-pose-left-wing-BBC-debate.html


If you want Corbyn maxing out wages

http://news.sky.com/story/corbyn-footballers-pay-obscene-there-should-be-a-national-wage-cap-10723814

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>>76353984
>Noone rated 1 the best.

I'd love it for Andre Gray and George Boyd to come to Swansea

we are a bigger club after all

>>76354245
One of which is that Nigerian from Belgium lol.

This year they're really gonna start dropping down the league. Expect them to be competing with Everton for 6th.

>>76354273
>http://news.sky.com/story/corbyn-footballers-pay-obscene-there-should-be-a-national-wage-cap-10723814
that was from january, since then labour have published their manifesto and there are details in it regarding high earners, there's a tax on paying high wages but no cap

>>76354299
>Henry Onyekuru - £7m
>Sead Kolasinac - Free
>Kyllian Mbappe - £87m
That's fucked

>>76354273
>QT audience left wing
Well most of the parties on it were more left wing so if they had an equal proportion of each party, it would be more left wing in total

>>76354317
Okay, so flipfloping. My fault.

>>76354335
>>76354299
>>76354245
>EXPECT
>EXPECT
>EXPECT

That does not equate what they'll get. They'll prob get 1. The reason which the OP omits is that he cannot compete with Chelsea, City, United, Madrid and so on.

Apparently Van Dijk is going to cost £44m plus £8m in bonuses. Think that's a good deal for a top 3 CB in the league IMO.

>>76354361
Yeah but the claim is they specifically grabbed Corbyn supporters so he was clapped on everything and everybody even slightly right wing would be shat on.

>>76354273
>The audience cheered loudest on mentions of the scrapping of disability benefits and the selling of arms by the UK to regimes such as Saudi Arabia, which appears to have sparked the claims of “left-wing bias”
God damn those left wingers, wanting to stop funding terrorists

>>76354362
flipflopping is when you make a u turn on a fleshed out policy, having various ideas about how to tackle a problem is not flipflopping

>>76354362
Sead Kolasinac is 100% joining Arsenal, from what I've seen.
Henry Onyekuru is probably halfway there.
Mbappe is a possibility, but he's more than likely to stay at Monaco than join Arsenal.

>>76354273
>>76354317
He does want to take 5% I think from the premier league to fund grass roots football

>>76354278
I rated her 2nd. I just like white blondes better.

>>76354388
Fuck 'em, it's good for business!

>>76354381
Not for one that hasn't played in 6 months

>>76354395
Mmbrappe is just a red herring so that fans think he at least tried to get someone.

mbappe isn't even that good?

he'd struggle to score 10 goals in a PL season.

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Lads I don't understand. A lot of posters and Juve fans on here said Higuain was magically a big game player now that he joined them. What went wrong?

>>76354405
good

clubs go on about how 'invested' they are in grassroots football in order to look good but continue to do fuck all

>>76354388
>The audience cheered loudest on mentions of the scrapping of disability benefits

le what

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>>76354438
>le score 50 goals in a dying league man
>showing up against real teams

>>76354438
No Snickers before the game.

>>76354395
He's going to Madrid now that hazard is dead

>>76354446
must be a typo, scrapping of a cap maybe?

>>76354388
Y-...You do realise that Corybn not only supported the IRA and a united Ireland... But he also went on Arab TV right? And outright supported them? Wew, lad.

Either way, that's not the point. They could have let on UKIP or Tory supporters to balance it out, but they didn't. You're a mong if you don't get this. Just google it, mate. Dozens of people ave commented on it.

>>76354435
Or it's pure bullshit from journos?

>>76354395
I seriously doubt Mbappe or Onyekuru will join desu.

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*carves heartwarmingly*

>>76354436
He's no llorente is he mate

>Muslims blow us up

'DONT HATE THEM ITS JUST A MINORITY'

>1 brit sets fire to a mosque door'

'YOU WHITE PEOPLE ALL NEED TO BE MORE PROGRESSIVE AND STOP BEING RACIST WTF'

>>76353984
Am I the only one who actually wants 1?

>>76354438
more like a big mac player

>>76354488
Ignore (((it)))

>>76354483
He's going to balloon now he's free

>>76354476
Why wouldn't Onyekuru sign for Arsenal? He supports Arsenal and plays for an obscure Belgian side

>>76354488
shut up you dickhead

>People seriously think Shariah May, the lady too scared to even say 'Islam' after three terror attacks will be hard on muslims
Hilarious. No need to comment on Corbyn, everyone knows he has fuck all interest on being hard on them either.

>>76354476
>They could have let on UKIP or Tory supporters to balance it out
But if they had 50% of the audience made up of UKIP or Tory supporters, they'd be accused of over representing them over the other parties. They can't win either way

>>76354476
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/10898992/arsenal-agree-6-8m-transfer-fee-for-henry-onyekuru

>>76354517
wouldn't have made all those cuts to the police though!

>76354290
>barely scrape survival
>want george boyd
loving that total lack of ambition

>>76354441
>Theft
>Good

>>76354544
>we need to do something about terrorism
>says the woman in charge of dealing with it for 7 years

>>76353725
>German man wants to bring in 2 blacks and an arab

>>76354438
he's out of shape and went against the fastest center back in the world, anyone expecting him to do shit was delusional

>>76354476
Kippers and tories are just too stupid to provide sensible questions

look at the last QT
>muh ira muh humus
>muh nukes X10
>why are you anti semitic goy

@ 76354553
>7 points ahead of 18th
>closer to 8th than we are 18th
>barely scraped

shut up you dickhead you know fuck all.

>>76354514
woah mate I though you and I were buddies fuck off

>>76354566
>that something is cutting more police and banning porn

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Uhm, the politics talk is all fine and well but you still haven't told me which club will sign the future GOAT

>>76354512
Because Wonga won't pay the amount needed? Because Wonga is trying (apparently) to get Turan and Mahrez? Why would be need this guy?

>>76354520
If the general public can pick up on it, then it's a bit of a problem, lad.

>>76354539
Yeah but they're gonna penny pinch over his wages. Screencap this.

>>76354614
>>76354566
And yet she said it's the end of trying to play nice with Muslims on Saturday.

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>>76354613
take up a trip so I know who you are then

>>76354614
Banning porn is a good thing you degenerate

>>76354596
>MAGIC MONEY TREE

>>76354623
He's staying until 2020 la

>>76354632
how is banning porn going to stop terrorists

>>76354632
That might be true, but don't pretend it will stop terrorists

>>76354623
>future
current GOAT m8

>>76354632
that wont stop terrorists

>>76354626
>end of trying to play nice with Muslims on Saturday.
She said nothing of the sort you delusional mong. Every relevant party in the UK loves their muslims.

>>76353984
1>>>2>>>>>>>3

>>76354626
what is she gonna do, hike up the prices on the weapons she sells them?

shocking that people still believe this woman after her history of lies

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>>76354653
...and then? Heard Liverpool might be interested.
>>76354672
I dunno, don't want to overrate him just yet innit.

>76354602
>conveniently forgetting the entirety of the table from 8th to 17th were equally awful
>being such an attention seeker you reply to posts when you're not even directly replied to

FUCKS SAKE LIVERPOOL BUY A LB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hICXA2FQmAw

If he goes for under £70 million it would be a steal IMO.

>>76354695
they bought glee she

>>76354680
Of course people will believe her cause she has the papers on her side after saying that they won't be investigated more for phone hacking

>>76354626
So, in one post - you've managed to say Wenger won't pay the amount needed, but they've already agreed a fee with KAS Eupen. Onyekuru's wages are fuck all, Arsenal will get him 100%.

>Wenger trying to get Turan and Mahrez
For what purpose? He's already confirmed he's not selling Sanchez and Ozil, why would he need a 30 year old attacking midfielder?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2199141/Enfield-mother-finds-incredibly-rare-egg-perfectly-round.html

WTF lads, it's not even round!

>>76354695
cheeky bid for Alex Sandro soon

>>76354695
Clichy lad lol

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>>76354728
Uhhhhmmmmm Sweetie, no

>>76354723
why is this news

>>76354723
>Daily Mail
Why am I not surprised?

>>76354723
QUICK LADS! Make this sports related

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>>76354733
>This used to get you a month ban because Bog Sim and Cadfael were online friends

>>76354544
>Takes away polices shoot to kill policy

Imagine how many more people would have died the other night.

>>76354733
Isn't this the original owner of 4chan?

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>>76354757
his sargon

>>76354723
the height of english """""""""""journalism"""""""""""""

>>76354752
The egg will be the official match ball of the 2018 FIFA World Cup.

>>76354718
Pay the amount needed. I never said transfer fee or wages. Please read what I said. As for Turan and Mahrez, that's what the rumours say.

>>76354752
Danny Murphy looks like an egg.

>>76354476
Everyone in their right mind supports the IRA and wants a united Ireland.

>>76354695
Alberto Moreno la'
Jose Enrique la'

>>76354733
his sargon

>>76354755
he never said that desu

>>76354740
>Daily Mail
>>76354702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVtlaj5itnE
>that move at 0:12
Absolutely incredible. Imagine him absolutely GOATing it up in the PL
>>76354753
>Cadfael
wew

>>76354723
This thread is about football, fuck off with handegg.

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>>76354771

>>76354755
>>Takes away polices shoot to kill policy

you are fake news

"But of course I support the use of whatever proportionate and strictly necessary force is required to save life" - Jezza 2017

>>76354786
>>76354752
we have a winner

>>76354755
>you're now aware of how bad it would have been if those people were able to get ahold of guns like in america rather than having to rely on a transit and a kitchen knife

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Southampton boardroom right now.

Who watching /Battleplan/ here?

Also, who are Chelsea signing? They don't seem to be strongly linked with anybody.

>>76354875
Weren't they going after Lukaku?

Why was rooney so angry during the match yesterday
Click to all are gone captcha is aids btw

>>76354944
Fuck off politics boy.

>>76354918
use legacy captcha la

>>76354944
Which sport is this?

>>76354972
/pol/ball.

>>76354972
its a rigged sport. stop watching it.

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>>76354972
dodgeball

>ex Chelsea flop
I guess Filipe Luis, De Brown and Lukaku are flops too. Not their fault if the guys at Chelsea are retarded

>>76355001
>>76354748
>>76354733
Anyone got any more sargons?

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>>76354786

>>76354918

Rooney was trying to win a penalty for Carrick just before he went off.

Or maybe he was angry at getting shown up by 50 year olds.

>>76355012
thats the kit all american Spurs supporters wear

>griezmann staying at atletico
>bale unlikely to come and injury prone
>lukaku probably not happening
>losing de gea
>paying 65 mill for a 28 year old mediocre
>losing out on all first choice forwards; might settle on shit morata
>no CM in sight
>or a cb

have United lost the window before it even started?

>>76355057
united should replace rooney with seedorf Tbh

>>76355066
more like the premier league have lost the window

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>>76354733
>>76354748
>>76355001
good contributions

>>76355032

>>76355012
Kane seriously looks like an idiot

>>76355066
ATM they're linked with Lindelof, Morata and Perisic. They'd cost them about £130m which would be most of their money. Awful signings IMO.

isla and jara to inter milan

>>76355115
They're going to spend 300m

Seriously though, are Liverpool literally gonna pay 50m for a CB who hasn't played since January?
What happened to the owner?

>>76355118
l o l

>>76355012
>spooky floating heads

>>76355012
Is that Harry fucking Kane?

>>76355115
>most of their money
you're forgetting that sweet sweet noodle sponsorship money

>>76355028
I completely forgot about Luis at Chelsea

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>>76355118
Isla is one of the worst footballers i've watched alongside Coates

>>76355127
Not that much. I can see them splashing out on another £40m player, I doubt they'd go over £200 million.

>Chelsea will continue to dick around instead of going after their primary targets until the season starts and they end up panic buying their C choices

feels emenalo man

>>76355157
just a cheeky lad desu

>>76355115

>most of their money

They have a lot more to spend than that. They are just being jews about the Belotti and Lukaku prices. they need to be splashing on world class talent to compete with the top teams, not bringing in 2nd class shitters to save some money

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>>76354771
not me ye stinking proddy

>>76355162
In Conte >we trust.

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>>76355101
Cheers la

>Dianne Abbot as home secretary

And this is why I'm not voting. Both parties are shit. The country is dead.

>>76355180
https://twitter.com/Margot_Dumont/status/871766493092089856

Buyern already moving in on one of Chelsea's targets.

Chelsea's behind the scenes people are retarded

>>76355157
fit right in at Inter then

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>>76355101
wew, haven't seen that picture in quite a while. Good post.
>>76355032
Of course.

Now that M*rata is gone, who should we target? (AC Milan). Kane? How much Spurs are asking?

>>76355281
Kane is homegrown talent. No way the failures ever let him go.

>>76355281
€100m

>>76355281
>dropping CL for EL qualifiers
LMOA

>Tiote is unironically dead

>>76355291
Too much. Do we have some cheaper talent?

>>76355307
Vincent Janssen.

>>76355307
Inenacho

>>76355140
Those are all English players, lad. Hart is there, Ox is there and so on.

>>76355281
Dembele.

Gona best honest guys

Mbappe is over rated over hyped shit

I just watched a mbappe all goals and skills videos on youtube and I'm not joking atleast 15 were literal tap ins not even making a joke and only about 3 goals out of the 26 were goals which he created

I truly hope no club buys into this frog meme player

>>76355335
but hes good at positioning bro

i find it hilarious when italians act like their league is relevant in any way shape or form.

it's literal walking football.

>>76353984
For me it's 1>3>2

>>76355258
Fucking Misha, I forgot all about his autism.

>>76355307
Batshuyi, iceanacho, rashford, origi, perez, welbeck, rondon, llorente, negredo, josh king

>>76355281
Why is the Morata deal off?

>This fat pig of a trip has tried to become famous for years
Sad!

>>76355335
i don't like this all goals and skills youtube compilations meme

RIP TIOTE

>>76355341
Such a swedish answer

>>76355335
Fucking Gomis scored more than him and monaco was literally scoring 50 every game

>>76355335

Lacazette is the true meme. There's a reason why he's still in France aged 26

Feels good knowing everyone's filtered 190 BMI and his abhorrent posts are like piss in the wind

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whats this stance called?

>>76354476
>Y-...You do realise that Corybn not only supported the IRA and a united Ireland... But he also went on Arab TV right? And outright supported them? Wew, lad.
Is Corbyn /ourguy/?

>>76355307
Januzaj

Mbappe is unironically no better than Thauvrin

>>76355339
want to get into italian football next season and I remember there was a site where you could buy a pass to watch live streamed matches do you know what this site is?

>>76353934
>>76353885
>mediocre player
If chelsea and city are after him, there actually might be something on about him, don't you think?
and besides, who, in all honesty, would you expect them to sign? a proven player in the league they play in, or an unproven young-ish player like Tah(which seems to be their 2nd choice if van dijk isn't coming)? Remember that bringing a young CB means Joe gomez's chances of getting first team football are diminishing, and he's talented enough to be given a chance. Plus there ain't a lot of true world class defenders available, so I would gladly accept the second best thing after a world class CB which is a proven league player. I agree that the fee is higher than it should but that's how the transfer market is these days. So quietly refrain from making stupid assessments.

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>>76355374
I haven't. I just don't reply to the mong.

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>>76355372

Gomis played 1100 minutes = 12 games more

>>76355392
what ever happened to adnandos?

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>>76355307
we have a sturridge 28 goal a season striker
very good deal only £40mil

>>76355324
Ohhh I'd love to see Ousmane Dembele in this new Milan. Have a feeling he'd carry them back to a top team again.

>>76355374
Hilarious he is missing all season when swanshit in relegation zone and suddenly shitting every thread again

Fasting lads and I'm getting headaches

>>76355417
>Mbappe is unironically only on Balotellis level

lel what a fraud

is he even 6'3 or is he """"""6'3"""""""

>>76355372
1 looks cute and sorta shy, 3 looks stirn and fun in bed, 2 looks plain and boring.

>>76355434
Is there a Arsenal version of this but sad Pepe with only 50p?

>>76355422
Has no future in manure

>>76355469
enjoy losing muscle

>>76355469
stop being a muslim

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For me, it's Serie A

>>76355307
#Baloback

You now remember Leonidas.

>>76355492
For me it's Dai Dai Dai

>>76355434
does it have its own unique goal celebration?

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>>76355489
How can one lose what one never had?

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>>76355506
Never forgot those abs m8 <3

>>76355469
Slow down

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>>76355514
why of course

>>76355473

can't argue with that

>>76355469
Pls don't blow me up or stab me.

>>76355469
>headaches

Are yours as bad as mine? I go half blind and lose feeling in my arms with occasional loss of ability to speak followed by massive pain where my brain feels like it's trying to burst out of my skull, pressing on my eyes.

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>>76355525
No, lad.

>>76355549
*blows you*

>>76355550
Thats just your bomb going off mohammed

You now remeber Fábio Coentrao

>>76355422
Surpassed Sterling like we predicted in 2014, but Mouyes hates him.

>>76355109
He always has that mongo look, even when he speaks he sounds like one. It's like he has savants.

>>76355115
The only bad signing there would be Perisic

Morata would be great and Lindelof is a vast improvement on the likes of Smalling and Jones.

>>76355445
Superior Moussa Dembele

>>76355612
>Superior
kek no

>>76355550
sounds bad lad

go speak to your imam he will let you break fast if you are gonna die like

>>76355627
Yes.

Who is going to replace Pepe?

>>76355651
jerome boateng

Fully anticipate a top 9 finish next season.

>>76355136
>Be early '90s
>Everyone wears camo
>Every time you're out with friends and see someone wearing it always say "floating head"/"floating torso"/whatever
>Friend moves away
>Comes back about 15 years later
>Meet him in town
>As he gets pretty close notice a guy across the road wearing camo pants
>Shout at friend and say "look that guy has no legs" and start laughing
>Friend shakes his head and looks mortified
>Turn around and some guy behind me with no legs in a wheelchair

Never meme irl.

>>76355651
Nacho Fernandez

>>76355651
Theresa May.

Wait, sorry, wrong person. Err. Vincent Kompany. Hummels. Bonnuci.

>>76355606
Morata's no better than Giroud, not even trolling.

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>>76355651

*bombs towards the emirates*

>>76355066
>Griezmann has heart set on Manure move
>Manure cool their jets
>Suddenly Griezmann never wanted to join anyway because the club is probably sour

What a fucking retard. Pity footballers don't have self awareness or he would have cringed himself into a hole.

>>76355410
i personally use socceron.xyz, but its free

>>76355705
griezmann didn't join manure because atleti cannot sign any replacements and he still cares about atleti

>>76355705
He doesn't want to join them because of the transfer ban.

>>76355410
Visit /seriea/ on matchdays, people post streams there

Surely Coentrao will join another team next season now that Théo joins them and Zidane preferred Nacho over him anyways?

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whatever happened to goal.com lads?

>>76355776
lmao

Totally forgot lelsea won the league last year

>>76355780
sporting. it's done

>>76355776
What a fucking racist

How can Juvetty recover? They've lost as many finals as Milan has won in the UCL

>Phillip to Dortmund
Seems like an odd move desu

>>76355795
but surely he could find a better team?

>>76355787
For me, it's https://www.theguardian.com/football

>>76355804
They've lost as many finals as Liverpool have appeared in

>>76355804
>Juv"etty"

Is this some sort of epic new meme?

>>76355832
Football Weekly is the only worthwhile thing they do

>>76355651
Otamendi

>>76355854
>being ABLiverpool's
>losing
Pick one and only one

>>76355832
for me,it's r/soccer

>>76355871

You can find out by going here and solving
>>76355864