>Thanks for buying me dinner, anon.

it means you have to put out

>>76352404
Where is the dressing?

is this ramen?

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>>76352419
W-what do you mean?

>>76352404
>eggs

>>76352709
?

>>76352709
What's wrong with eggs, anon?

>>76352709
¿?

>these newfriends don't know about the r9k >eggs meme

I want to kidnap Cristiano Ronaldo in his sleep and, as he's waking up visibly afraid for his life and willing to do ANYTHING to watch the sun rise again, I would gently smile at him and assure him with a soft voice he would be free to go if only he did one thing for me. Ignoring his blush and his growing erection, something made harder by his CR7 Underwear™, I would hand him a bowl with two dozen boiled eggs in it and would then whisper in his hairy portuguese ears: "You must eat ALL the eggs or else.". Imagining the delicious smell of his farts would be the only thing giving me strenght in jail.

>>76353697
France, everybody.

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>>76353509
Everyone and their mum know that but what it didn't made sense here.

Why does he look ill?

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>>76354380

>>76352709
So this is the level of poortuguese culinaire.

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>>76354380
top lel

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>>76354380

>>76354380
TSUUUUUMA DELICIA

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>>76352709

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>>76354380
>>76354458

>>76354380

hahahahahahahaha

>>76354515
Quality content my oldest ally

>>76354380
Fabulous post

>>76352709
agreed

>>76354515
nice, someone should replace the macaco with his TSU face as well

>>76354515
Just need to change the monkey's face to Neymar's now

>>76352709
>moortugal
jesus

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>>76354380

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>>76354380
MY SIDES
GONE
FOREVER

>>76354380
>>76354515
top top quality post

>>76354380
>>76354515
very good posts

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>>76354380
>>76354515

>>76354380
OMFG IM DEAD

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>>76352709
>niggertugal

>>76352695

now you have to TSUUUUUUUUUUUUck my dick

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>>76354380

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>>76353697

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>>76353697

>>76354380

Can you send this to some sports journalists on twitter?

>>76355323
I'm pretty sure it's only funny to us.

>>76354380
Fix the letterype

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>>76353697

>>76353697
DO IT FAGGOT

>>76354380
>>76354515
amazing posts

>>76354380
>>76354515
Someone should shop Messi's face/head where the monkey head is.

>>76354380
UMA DELICIA

>>76352404
Where is the Sprite?

>>76352709
get the fuck out of my country

>>76354380

delicia
e
l
i
c
i
a

>>76356123
>>76356123
>>76356123
>>76356123
THIS THIS

that pic has so much meme potential

>>76354515
>>76354380
This is why I browse /sp/.

>>76352404
Is that mashes potatoes with tomato, eggs and tuna?

Truly a man of exquisite taste.

>>76352709
How the fuck can you not like eggs? You literally are not Portuguese

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>>76356123
>>76356888
like this?

>>76358366
KEK

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>>76358366
YES

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>>76358366
TSUNA VELA

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>>76354380
>>76354515
>>76358366
This board is gold.

>>76358366
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMA DELICIA

>>76358745
callate hijo de puta cerote

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>>76358366
nice
>>76358832
wena guatemala ponete el trip

>>76358851
>texas flag

>>76358832
Reportado a la migra

>>76354380
absolutely tsu