/mls/ general - SUMMER BREAK edition

/ayy/ fucker, where is it?

>>76351525
they played their final a month ago and don't return until I believe October.

Also, PREVIOUS:
>>76271683

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>>76351952
still need to add them to the thread. please make it up to them by making the next one too soon, and by doing a crest of theirs, or at least pic related.

>>76351525
Literally No one cares

>>76352004
Get your own thread, you filthy convict.

>>76352209
wrong
>>76352272
it was agreed upon long before you made your way to this earth

Broken Zlatan to Galaxy soon?

>>76352398
>it was agreed upon
Ah yes, the Sydney Convention, held back in '08 as I recall at the Waldorf Astoria.

Get the fuck outta here.

How is Nikolic doing in the mls

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>>76353164
>the mls

>>76352759
Yes, and shitarito to LAFC

>>76353164
He's pretty good. Still in the lead for golden boot. He looks hungry.

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>soon

>>76354432
C-cincinnati too, right?

>>76354647
>poohio
'no'

>>76354432
>>76354647
Fuck off.

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>This guy is playing for the US because of "pride"
UTTERLY DISGUSTING

>>76355279

shut up doyle

>>76355279
when is this guy gonna give it up already. miss soonfag and even naslelfag over whatever this is.

>>76355902
Why are you unaffected by these pathetic excuse of Americans?

>>76355817
>muh doyle
Stop with this meme. You can make fun of this annoying shit anon, but constantly replying with >doyle is annoying.

Also, Doyle sucks off MLS based Americans, but he wouldn't go as far as this dumbass.

>no /ayy/
>talking shit about expansion teams
>people calling each other doylefags
I expect better from you, /mls/

>>76357270
Give me one good reason why I should give a fuck about a penal colony's A-league.

>>76357601
not possible.

>>76357601
no one cares what you do tourist

>>76357851
well apparently someone cared if they were included ITT, which they are not.

>>76358229
well tourists asking why they should care about our allies down under does not really concern OP who now has messed up the thread more than once.
just know your place kiddo.

>>76357270
>talking shit about expansion teams
There's literally nothing wrong with this.

>MN has brand new stadium
>USA possible wc cities doesn't include it
REEEEEEEEEE

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>>76358436
Why the fuck would any tourists want to go to Minnesota? Use your head, man.

>>76357270
/ayy/ is a dead poomunity and they're in offseason
They can come back when their season starts again

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>people using "poo" variants of words
>arguing about Australia
>Calling other posters "Doyle"
The only thing missing from this thread is discussion about >the MLS. Later fags.

>>76360224
>poohio

>>76360224
"fuck this shit"

>>76360224

what did they mean by this?

>>76361879
>ohio
who knows really

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>“Morales is obviously a solid player," Arena said. "Is he as good as the other four or five players in that position? Who knows...“

>"There’s Danny Williams at Reading. We have all these players that play in those positions in MLS. So it’s hard. If you go through the list of players that have been involved in the program over the last two or three years it’s a lot, and I’m not sure I can find a rhyme and reason for a lot of it.“

>"All things being equal you decide to stick with one guy and you stay with him until he proves otherwise."

MLS SUPERIORITY CONFIRMED

FOREIGIN PLAYERS FAWGETTABOUTIT

>>76364065
YUROKEKS BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?

>>76364065
>who knows
Find out you're the one who is supposed to know

>>76364205
DAMMIT

>>76364276

"I’m not a person that digs deep into analytics because I don’t think the sport of soccer is an analytic sport."

-Bruce "AYSO" Arena

[https://nytimes.com/2016/11/29/sports/soccer/bruce-arena-usmnt-coach.html]

>>76364065
Why are you calling up guys who don't care for the US then Arena?

>>76364372
>I'm not a person that knows how to coach a successful national team

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>>76364394

'Don't talk to me or my large son again'

hi, is this the /usninjaturtle/ thread?

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>>76364891

*dabs towards you*

>>76364591
kek

>>76364891
It's not
Does it say so in the title?

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article154485779.html

Is david beckham going to get a team in miami and get mls here?

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daily reminder that if naslel 1.0 hadn't died out when it did, we would have had a wc by now.

>>76365129
>New England Tea Men
Oh '70s you so wacky

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>>76365113
my mistake new ip, i could have sworn this was that thread going by the current posts.

>>76365129
>No Ohio teams
doubtful

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*NEWS BULLETIN FROM THE WEST COAST*

- SAN DIEGO CITY COUNCIL GRANTS NO MONEY FOR SPECIAL ELECTION STOP

-MAYOR THREATENS TO VETO BUDGET SO HE CAN HOLD TAX PROPOSITION STOP

- SOCCER STAR LANDON DONOVAN'S HOPES FOR AN MLS FRANCHISE ON HOLD FOR NOW STOP

-UPPER CLASS WHITE PEOPLE FURIOUS, PREPARING TO RIOT; REST OF CITY UNAWARE OF WHAT SOCCERCITY IS STOP

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>>76365538
the rest have pic related
also good chances of c o w t o w n getting in now if they don't screw it up.

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>>76365590

I feel bad for San diego though...

>>76365661

Don't, we deserve everything we get.

If the people here wanted a competent government, they would have voted for one.

Watching a documentary on netflix about a guy trying to take down Herbalife, the sponsor of LA Galaxy. It's called Betting on Zero, you should watch it lads

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>>76365954
ok added to my list

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>>76365538

>>76365954
Started watching
>tfw this confirms LA as the ultimate bad guys of MLS

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>>76365538
;_;

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>>76365538

>“There is a very significant risk that San Diego would lose the opportunity if the vote is postponed to 2018,” said MLS Deputy Commissioner Mark Abbott on Friday

>City Council voted 7-1 Monday to eliminate $5 million for a special election this November on SoccerCity

BASED KEK

>7-1

By my count, I have seen six question periods and interviews that Bruce Arena has given the last week.

In every single one he has mainly talked about preparing to play at elevation and has avoided all questions of formation.

Not once have I heard him explain who our key forwards are or from where we should be expecting goals to be scored.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills that none of the fans or the media are picking up on this.

Has there been a SINGLE critical article published about him recently?

>>76368376
Why would you tell T&T and Mexico what you're going to do ahead of time?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cura%C3%A7ao_national_football_team

Leafs don't stand a chance

>>76368935

Bruce Arena and his supporters are literally, LITERALLY, the Trump and Trumpsters of soccer

Everything they do has the same logic, they all use the same rhetoric.

The similarities are pretty shocking to be honest.

>>76369286
The comparison's not too much of a stretch, but Arena has actually been successful before.
He's just enjoying his honeymoon period. Cut his fans some slack.

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>>76369322

>le "MLS champions with the billion dollar team that had the rules changed explicitly for it to build interest in the league but then is crap when every other team is allowed the same opportunities to spend" man

>>76369357
>What is the 2002 World Cup

Arena supporters may be the soccer equivalent of Trump supporters, but you're being the equivalent of the Trump lynch mob. Let the dude manage more than a couple games before you start shitting on him.

Still having to wait days for more soccer, anon.

>>76369432

Yes, I too remember winning the 2002 World Cup.

And I too agree we should give a coach who has a long record on which to judge him by more time so that we may adequately judge him

Bout time we had a REAL World Cup, nawmsayin'

What other divegrass to watch this week, anon.

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GET IN HERE

>>76368376
as if this is your first go with arena and you just read the wiki on him.
formations and giving those out before the whistle aren't his best assets. bruceball is a thing and given how close to a WC they had to drop the german, ussf is counting on a better overall team to go further than bruce already took a team.
>>76370338
punched above the team's weight. and winning the wc isn't the only metric there is to doing well in a wc run. was fluky though given the whole south korea thing, but it still counts to people, or at least to those with the power to rehire bruce.

>>76371596

ninja turtles

USL games

>Over the course of 48 hours San Diego's bid is dead and Beckham finally bought the land for his proposed MLS team

wew

Didier Drogba to make his USL debut on Saturday vs Vancouver Whitecaps 2
>>76372941
What happened to San Diego?

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>>76372941
>theyre actually putting the stadium in overtown
>they wont have on-site parking, local newspaper says theyre going to rely on public transportation and people walking to and from

>>76373351
>What happened to San Diego?
City Council voted 8-1 refusing to fund a special election this year which means Soccer City would at the soonest be voted upon in 2018 which MLS is much more likely than not to wait for.
The Mayor has already vowed to veto the vote, which would require a super majority of 6 of the 9 City Councilmen to overturn. I have no idea why, but many talking heads don't feel they would have the 6 to overturn the veto despite the 8 that voted the way they did.
If they aren't able to overturn the veto, the vote would go on this year as originally planned. If they do get the 6 votes, the vote won't happen, which effectively kills San Diego's bid.

>>76373512
>is much more likely than not to not wait for.
Sorry for the typo.

>>76373512
Cincinnati here we come

>>76364065
Embarrassing that our coach thinks shitters like McCarty and Mcnamara are in the same level as Championship players

>>76373578
Maybe. There is a lot more public support for Soccer City than against it. The thing is it wouldn't be the only thing on the ballot this special election. There is also a measure to fund a convention center expansion as well as fundraising to aid the growing homeless population downtown. There is a lot of public support for each of these measures. The Council is just being a pack of compromised cunts not representing their constituency. I've never been a fan of the Mayor, but he may be the one that saves this election. However the Council responds to his veto will be when /mlsg/ knows for sure if the SD bid is truly dead.

>>76369432
We had a 1-1-1 record in the group stages where a meme Poland btfo us. We got lucky with the round of 16 pick and we choked hard to Germany despite us playing better. That's hardly success

>>76373485
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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>>76373680

>choked hard to Germany

lies

>>76373512
What are they voting on, again?

>>76373680
It's not like we've had much better times at the world cup

>>76373695
We still conceded a goal and choked shot after shot to Kahn despite having posession and shot superiority.

>>76373704
You mean the Council or the during the special election?

>>76373692
what do you mean? the plan is perfect, nothing can go wrong.

>>76373713
Klinsmann had the same record in the group stages with an equally dangerous group but had a worse team to pick from and a much harder round of 16 opponent. He also got us to a Copa America semifinal against difficult teams in the group stage that he won. Im not defending Klinsmann since he's a hack but it shows that any other mediocre coach could have had the same results that Arena had with the national team.

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>>76373485
come on if we learned anything from the past we can always forcibly move the poor out of their own homes.

>>76373753
Klinsmann had better players yet played a more defensive style than Boraball
Arena's world cup came after the US finished 0-0-3 in last fucking place and somehow got within a handball of the semis

>>76373812
>Klinsmann had better players
Stopped reading there

>>76373833
>Being this new

>>76373867
You're the retarded newfag if you think 2014 had better players than 2002

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>Beckham’s plans have faced the most criticism over its parking strategy. With no parking on site, the stadium would rely on spectators using public transit, cars-for-hire or walking from the closest parking garage more than half-a-mile away at the Overtown Transit center, on the other side of the I-95 overpass

>>76373887
MLS was worse and yet had more influence on the 2002 roster than the 2014 roster
They also had less established Yurope based players

>>76373899
I worked there for a couple of weeks but thats picture is correct. I always wondered what google maps does to get people into these ghettos?

>public transport
lel. the monorail is so poorly constructed in south florida.

you can do what they do at marlins stadium and pay like 10 dollars to park at someone house.

>>76373899
just reading up. beckham is serious about no public parking in overtown? what a fucking terrible idea. does he not know how shitty that place is?

>>76373722
Either. Both. I haven't followed this story very closely.

>>76374012
>does he not know how shitty that place is?
Why would a man as important as David Beckham in a city as grand as Miami ever go where the commonfolk live?

Putting a stadium somewhere is typically a major boost to the local economy, Beckham may know what he's doing

>>76373680
The loss against Poland was a meaningless game because we were already through, the draw was to the hosts of the tournament who ended up finishing 4th, the win was over a European power that just won Euro and we outplayed Germany in the Round of 8. How the hell is that not success?

>>76374064
When Soccer City was recognized as having a significant enough amount of support to more likely than not pass via a special election, the affluent (who stood to make money if Soccer City didn't happen and they could instead be the ones to develop the site where Qualcomm Stadium currently sits) started pushing the City Council to eliminate funding for a special election based around the passage of a proposal last year that special elections not be allowed for public proposals and would only be held during regular election years. The City Council voted yesterday to note fund the election this year. The special election this year would allow the citizens of San Diego City to vote on the topics mentioned >>76373667
Are you familiar with the Soccer City proposal at all, or the investment group behind it?

>>76374134
you got a source on this sweetie?

>>76374135
It's common knowledge that South Korea benefited from huge amounts of refball.

>>76374134
Post a link to cities that have had economic boosts with their respective stadiums

>>76373899
They make half a mile sound like a continental trek. Neighborhood notwithstanding, that's not a very far walk.

>>76373972
>what google maps does to get people into these ghettos
They drive their normal van?

>>76374219
Green Bay?

>>76374134
>citation needed
Have you seen Chester lately?

>>76374151
>more likely than not pass via a special election
Pass what? Are we talking public funding for a stadium? That's what I was asking, I guess.

>>76372177

>it still counts to people, or at least to those with the power to rehire bruce

Which gets us back to the original point, which is why don't people realize this is going to end in failure? That replacing a tactically astute coach with someone who literally rejects data and analysis in favor of MUH GUT MUH PASHUN is not going to be able to beat a well drilled team in any competition

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>>76374134
game changing really

>>76373939

The talent on the 2002 squad was objectively better than the 2014 squad. Seriously, this is an objective fact, go look at the lists.

That 2002 could have made it to the semis, and considering how wild the early 2000's were, could have done even more.

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>>76374241
you cant fit an entire stadium full of people in one parking garage. theres some lots around but even designated "parking" in that area leaves you with a high chance of coming back to find your windows smashed. the interest around here really cooled off. they went from super water front stadium to having to walk through the ghetto to find your car. if its still there anyway.

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>>76374470
>50 fulltime
>26 are livable wages

>>76374519
>super water front stadium
give it some time

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>>76374470
>26 livable wage jobs

if the usa makes the world cup this year, this would be the least talented one since the 90s right? From what I have learned that this year is like the mid point between two generations.
>>76374527
>>76374563
those jobs are probably min wage tier because miami govt is so corrupt

>>76374339
The City Council voted yesterday on whether or not to fund a Special Election this November.

The Special Election in November would be when San Diegans would vote on whether or not to allow the Soccer City plan to be built.

>>76374614
Ok, I guess I need to look up what the plan actually is. I assume if citizens get to vote on it, it involves using their tax dollars?

>>76374507
No
You're a fucking moron
Taking off your nostalgia glasses

>>76374339
>>76374614

San Diego city owns the Jack Murphy Stadium and the land. Chargers fucked off so now the stadium is only used for SDSU games. It costs a lot to up keep, it is ugly, and land is expensive af. The City wants to sell the land, the question is to who and for what purpose.

Some billionaire fucks want to buy the land. They raised signatures to force the city council to vote on whether or not to sell the land. They want to build a primary-soccer-use stadium.

SoccerCity project investors want the city council (8 dumbasses) to vote on the thing behind closed doors and get it over with.

Mayor has some weird pet project he can't let go and wants a special election to raise tax. SoccerCity sale could potentially be decided at this special election.

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>>76374670

no u actually fgt

>>76374658
>I assume if citizens get to vote on it, it involves using their tax dollars?
You would be incorrect.
This is an investment group of local wealthy individuals. They are offering to purchase 60 acres of land where Qualcomm Stadium resides. They would be purchased at a price determined to be the market value via negotiations agreed upon by a representative of the investors, a representative of the city, and a third party mediator. The first thing that would be built would be a river park. After that would be a soccer sized stadium that would also be allowed to be used as the home of the SDSU football team. After that would also be commercial spaces restaurants, etc. as well as a variable amount of the space for SDSU to develop new facilities for campus expansion.
SDSU was originally tasked with chipping in $100 Million towards the cost of stadium construction, which would be partially reimbursed back to SDSU along with complete ownership of the stadium as well as revenue generated on SDSU game days.

The investors originally intended for the City Council to vote on whether or not the plan to be passed. After SDSU started bitching about the stadium size, and the amount of space allocated to them for campus improvement, other developers, and the local paper effectively declared war of Soccer City and have been dragging it through the mud despite the public support for it remaining strong. As such, a couple months back, the investors changed their plan and felt it was more legitimate if the public voted instead of the City Council. This was a decision made after another motion was proposed to be put on the ballot of a special election later this year.

>>76374728
>>76374839
Ah, ok. Thanks for explaining.
Sounds pretty chill and nice. As long as they're selling the land for what it's worth, I don't see why anyone should vote against it.

>>76374939
>I don't see why anyone should vote against it.
I feel the exact same way. As always it comes down to greedy fucks wanting more for themselves than the whole.
Everyone was certain the Chargers were leaving FS Investors were the only ones that got their shit together and had a plan to do something 5 minutes after they took off, and everyone else who sat on their ass and did nothing is trying to stop the early bird from getting the worm because they want some for themselves.

>>76358250
A certain other site's MLS board is freaking out over this because HURR DURR MUH RELIGION. This is after sucking each other off over having the "courage" to wave rainbow flags around 100 other dopey hipsters, of course.

>Miami
What a shit sports town

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>>76358250

>get a few hundred Penties praying and faking seizures and running around with snakes before a game
>mfw Galaxy lose anyway

>>76358250
>non-catholic despite being LA being New New Mexico

A new low

>>76358250
LA GALAXY PRESENTS
((((presented by HERBALIFE))))

>Neymar was at Oracle Arena for the NBA finals
How badly would /sp/ let alone the world lose their shit if they signed him this summer

>>76375746
why would an NBA team sign neymar?

>>76375746
>they
I meant the Quakes

>>76375712
>>76375652

White Pentecostals see the 3rd and 4th generation Latino Americans that make up LA as Neophytes that need to be exposed to Christianity, like this new uncontacted tribe of people.

They spend millions doing these sorts of things in LA. This definitely wasn't some fan organized thing, they want to grab a bunch of lax Catholics and spam them with their shitty rock music in hopes they can make some money off them.

Worse than Mormons tbqh

>>76375773

Well that would be pretty fucking weird but I probably wouldn't shit my pants.

[FULL DISCLOSURE: I sit my pants a few days ago for the first time in a long time, idk but it was a total mess, had to leave work and shower. Just a fart with too much juice.]

>>76375773
the messi of albania is the best you could do 2bqh

>>76375766
During the NFL strike, MLS put Ochocinco on the practice squad, so anything's possible.

>>76373939
>>76373812

See this autism:
>>76375996
>>76375980

Same number of Foreign based as Domestic, but also objectively better individual talent.

That 2002 squad was lit

>>76358250
>>76375652
>>76375789
Christians are fucking weirdos, t.b.h.

>>76376100
11 vs 10
Most of the 2002's foreign based was more fringe than the 2014's
Stop looking through your nostalgia glasses

Still waiting on that expansion announcement, anon.

>>76375980
>>76376100

The thing that really stands out is the total collapse of our attack. Out GK is steady, our defense is always subpar, but going forward?

I mean Wondo and Altidore vs Kid Landon and McBride

Renya and Lewis and Prime Beasley vs Bedoya and Bradley and Old Beasley

>>76376203
You keep thinking about their entire careers
Eddie Lewis only had one sub appearance for Fulham the season before
Frankie Hedjuk & Joe-Max Moore didn't play either

>>76375980
Dont forget that many players in MLS in the 2002 squad moved to Europe afterwards like McBride and Beasley while half the shitters in the 2014 squad are doing fuck all like Mix and Brad Evans

>>76376264
You're still not comparing the 2002 team to the 2014 team
You're comparing everyone from the 02 in their prime to the 14 team

When will /sp/ and >reddit realize that Acosta is a replacement for Bedoya, not Bradley?

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>>76376264

Uhm excuse me Mix owns a boat or something and has a Solid 7 gf pls do not bully him he is very content and happy and we should be happy for him because he is cute

>>76376296
No he's not, he's just talking about the talent in the squad. Klinsmann's Brazil squad was quite frankly mediocre. We were relying on fucking Altishit of all players as our striker.

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In light of the recent news:

>Cincinnati
>Sacramento

>Miami
>Phoenix/San Antonio

This is how the expansion will break down, cap it

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2017 Gold Cup Champions

http://www.canadasoccer.com/canada-soccer-releases-40-man-provisional-list-for-concacaf-gold-cup-p160880

>>76376784

Did Canada Soccer just copy US Soccer website and change the headings?

Also,

>M- Nicolas Galvis | Unattached
>M- Fraser Aird | Unattached

>>76376784
no candian ninja turtle talk allowed, sorry.

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>>76376800
>not a /lifelong/ unattached fc fan

>>76376587
Yes he is
He's overating players because he's thinking of them not at 2002 but when each was in his prime

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>>76376784

>Korona Kielce
>Bodo/Glimt
>ViOn Zlaté Moravce
>Fortuna Düsseldorf
>Louisville City FC
>CD Izarra
>Cerro Largo FC

UNION
N
I
O
N

>>76376737
MLS has already stated they won't pick a CA city in the next round of expansion, and meanwhile Beck's Miami funding just fell through, so basically you're advocating TX and Cincy and man I am NOT buying it.

>>76377361
>MLS has already stated they won't pick a CA city in the next round of expansion
did we get source on this? i remember hearing the same claim before, but didn't stick around to see the video of garber saying no more commiefornia teams after millennial fc.

>>76377361
>meanwhile Beck's Miami funding just fell through

Wait what? Now what happened?

>>76373351
he signed for them how long ago, and he's just NOW playing?
fucking stunt, all it ever was

>>76377515
>fucking stunt, all it ever was
wait, you thought otherwise? keke

>>76377523
it was always a stunt, but I figured he'd be playing more often

>>76377361
MLS stated that they won't put two teams in Cali, they were never apposed to putting just one in.

In terms of Miami, Beckham's deal got revived from the dead today. He was able to secure land to develop a stadium on.

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I will never forget the good times Drogba gave me while watching >the MLS.

>>76377408
They've never said it

>>76377810
What was he thinking there?

>>76377890
That he had star power and MLS refs were given orders to not get him sent off. He was correct.

>>76377408
MLS said it, the link was posted here. I don't need to do your homework for you.

>>76377446
They don't have a location for the stadium, because no one wants it. Miami isn't happening, just accept it.

>>76377784
It doesn't matter how many teams are eventually in Cali, they're adding LAFC next year, so will pick non-CA teams in announcements this year.

>revived from the dead
That would mean something went right in Florida, and no.

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>you will never have more than 3 teams

>>76378179

Once the Southern US becomes unbearably hot, Canada will have more people and more liveable cities and then more teams.

Just live out the hellish next few decades of this planet and by you could one of those comfy old men attending every Edmonton FC game, in the fourth largest city in North America, with its warm summers and mild winters.

>>76378558
It's not going to get more unbearably hot than it is
If anything this will be because it's underwater
(temperature shifts are only by a few degrees over a long time and the water will be covering it by the time you even notice a difference)
t. geology major

>>76378558
If Earth becomes so hot that the entire southern US-- plus presumably all of Central America-- becomes unlivable, we have bigger problems.

Like, NYCFC might actually become popular.

>>76381251
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK

Quick, what's the first team you want relegated if pro/rel was adopted overnight?
You can't chose >my team of course.

>>76381605
New England Revolution, with their second tier worthy logo

>>76378919

Why are geology majors all such complete dumbasses? Is it because it is the science for kids who are too stupid for chemistry and too autistic for bio?

Whenever you hear some climate change denier or evolution denier who claims to be a scientist, they always end up as geologists.

>>76381605

Orlando

>>76381605
>team that should be relegated
Colorado

>team I want relegated
New England. Or maybe one of the new York teams.

>>76381703
Anon didn't say climate change was wrong, though. Just that you'd notice sea rise way before temperature. That makes sense to me.

nighty night bump

>>76381605
LA, maybe Portland

>>76383735

Tbqh San Jose would be stuck in the second division if there was rel/pro

>>76378116
pretty much this

>>76381605
Revs

BRING ME THE HEAD OF DAVID BECKHAM

>>76381605
The team what finishes in last place.

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GET HYPE

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>200

>>76351498
>MLS returns

Why is it gone in the first place?

>>76387504
International break faggot

>>76387378
I hate everything about seattle and that meme league, but that's a god tier logo

>>76387571
>International

WE'RE AMERICA, WE'RE ABOVE SUCH THINGS

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>>76387967
They do okay.

Expansion when?

>>76388961
>>76354432

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>FC Sallad trying to be "family friendly" when they are really just limiting Houston SGs and away support by not letting them be loud bringing atmosphere to the empty stadium
>All this over streamers and a smoke bomb that was lit outside the stadium before the game when during the game a fan was thrown out for flipping off Dynamo supporters
The fuck Dallas?

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>>76390278
https://twitter.com/DynamoPix/status/872513221256675331
Fuck' em

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>>76390340

>prawn sandwich brigade ultras

>>76389100
The only difference between Sacramento and Fresno is that the governor only lives in one of them.

>>76375746
>>76375773
>"Quakes GM said today that a significant player acquisition will be announced by the end of June."

Neymar to SJ confirmed

>Ramos suspension overturned by DisCo

I'm very surprised. He definitely didn't deserve the red, but I did not expect a unanimous reversal from disco.

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>>76390340
BUT WAIT, THE PLOT THICKENS
https://twitter.com/TexianArmy/status/872549259157090304

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Meanwhile, on the Kansas-Missouri border

>>76391312

the difference is Sacramento isnt in the middle of nowhere like Fresno

>>76387267

Nah fäm, this is a hella dumb way to do it.

Team with worst combined record over last season and a half gets dropped at the end of each season

>>76392880
You're right, my bad. Sacramento = Just to the west of the middle of nowhere.

>>76393204
>1.5 seasons
That makes zero sense.

>>76390278

Iol what cunts

Triggered much?

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MURRICA'S TEAM

>>76393237

No, actually it is brilliant.

Team could not give a shit most of the season then worm their way out of the drop when end of season games start to matter less because >playoffs

But team that sucked last year when games don't matter and sucked this year goes down.

Incentives owners to actually do shit in the summer and discourages any potential match fixing, and if you don’t think those lazy MLS cunts wouldn't match fix and cheat their way around any new rules, well...

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>>76392581
Liquor and porn! The /ourguys/ match made in heaven!

>>76393268
Lmao no. More like Mexico's team

>>76392581
Are they, dare I say it, guaranteed to be the next expansion team?

>>76376148
Its because the Catholic church hasn't been able to retain religious discipline, so us American Catholics have largely become lax and the Protestant Churches here are going bonkers to prey on that.

>>76381703
He literally just said the actual temperature difference is almost impossible for us to notice. Note that climate change is talked of in single degrees Celsius, not it being 15 F hotter constantly. The primary worry is the climate, as in how it will affect the water levels, ecosystem, weather, growing food, etc. because that shit is sensitive to the discrete temperature change while we will barely notice a difference in temperature.

>>76393708

>us Catholics

Oh yeah what position do you play faggot?

>>76393268
>>76393697
More like nobody's team

>>76392196
This is getting good

>>76393834
>tfw i'm a sub that only gets put in during lent and advent

>>76392196
Shit's getting real in the WhoCares Derby

Thinking of getting into mls. What team should I follow? Theres no team in my city

>>76390278
Houston doesn't really have a leg to stand on when it comes to calling out other teams' empty stadiums

>>76393834
the towel boy

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Miss me yet?

>>76394318
No not really, what the hell is there anyways

>>76394299
What's your city?

>>76394318
sorry, but LITERALLY who??

>>76394331
Detroit

>>76394337
You guys -might- be getting a team in the future
Otherwise, choose the team with your favorite washed up Euro star on it

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>>76394337
>not following the lower league team with this crest
smdhb

>>76394337
Columbus or Toronto, desu

>>76394337
Move

>>76394364
>French
>not black
Doesn't represent detoilet at all wtf

>>76394337

Fuck the MLS, support them Classy Bois at City FC

>>76394318
I miss his OC and massive autism

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>>76376991
yes lad

>>76394555
>the MLS
This guy is cancerous

whos going to skepta tn with bwp and i?

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What jersey should I buy, anon

>>76395180
A mexico one.

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>its another pick my mls team post

>>76395212
*the mls

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>>76395180
Find pic related on ebay

Are my Union bros still in here?

>>76395388
still here, silently watching the constant roller coaster that is the Union

>>76395180
waldo

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Why is there a giant Prince symbol outside the Cosmos stadium

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>>76395273
>>76394819

"Awlriite soo the league is actually called Major League Soccer because it is the top professional league in America and Canada so the correct abbreviation is simply "MLS" not "the MLS".

I traveled to Europe every summer to take in true abbreviation culture so I've learned the trade you know?"

>>76395388

No, they all died in a car crash on their 80 mile round trip to Chester for their "home" game
RIP in piece "Philadelphia" Union fans (2010-2017)

>>76396083

Because Prince died on this day 20 years ago today, GONE TOO SON RIP

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>>76396083
>>76396437

>>76395180

Get the name "Altidore's Goals Per Game" and keep the 00's

>>76401067
>>76401069

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT SIMULBUMP