/cric/ - CHAMPIONS TROPHY THREAD #4

first for walkcunt

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>mfw the Aussies get eliminated without completing a single match

Third for Goose

second for The Straff

why are you watching this? its going to be rained off

>>76351170
love seeing the lads get stuck in

really excited to see the bogan moaning when this game gets rained off

love Hazlewood

love Cummins

Insha Allah Australia will lose

Cummins is looking sexy as fuck lads

>No Australians in crowd
Are we, dare I say it, casual?

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this man understands cricket, do you?

>>76351396
more than anyone in this thread can understand

They don't look at all comfortable Bangladesh.

Is Slats, dare I say it, blacked?

Cummins is so good

Fuck me why was Henriques not dropped lads?

Stoinis would have taken a wicket by now

>>76351547
>>76351531
(You)

Might actually get a result today lads

>Some suggestions of a feathered inside-edge on Mushfiqur's lbw. Curious. Very curious! Why would he not know that and review it?

>>76351474
he's alright

wicket in the next three overs

love cum ins

>>76351795
what's that

>memeswell

hate this team

henriques sucks dick, how he keeps hanging around the australian set up baffles me

Reminder Shakib these days is really just a batsman who bowls a bit

>>76351889
sucks off Greg Chappell

>>76351886
[2]

Why are meme teams like Bangladesh even in this tournament?

>>76351938
cricket really only has 5 proper teams

Maxwell is dogshit

>>76351950
t.daniel

based Henriques lads

why do we even play a spinner if smith rates head in front of him?

I swear the selectors and smith never talk, so many times there are selections that smith has no interest in

wicket soon

Would Smith make a pretty trap?

starc is bowling garbage

starc is garbage

starc simply is

the man starc

I have an elite method for approximating the final score, but I have to wait until over 30 to calculate if for you guys

>>76352193
I bet I know what your method is

gee this is a poor australian team

I suppose we just have to hope smith will win every game off his own bat otherwise >we are fucked

put hazlegod back on

OUT

Bangladesh to make exactly 201

bangladesh to make exactly 257

>>76352293
nah m8 you double the score at the 30 over mark, haven't you ever listened to some channel 9 commentary

>>76352322
double the score at 30 and then you factor in a complex alogorithm afterwards that i wont disclose

one day I might be autistic enough to work out a proper calculation system

wait Zampa's in the XI? Why the fuck is Head being bowled?

>>76352358
typical smith autism

>>76352358
your mum bowled me some head last night

>>76352384
my mum's on the other side of the world to you mate

literally going to kill myself if a fucking bangladeshi scores a century against >us

bangladesh need 167 to win

gr8 captaincy

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Yeah I installed all the sheets of gyprock at the Zampa household actually. Didn't start plastering until all the gyprock was up, then put three coats over it. I remember the first coat of base was a weld to stop the joint from cracking then I used as many thin coats of topping as I could to get it right you see. I even sanded and painted and applied the sealer, followed by more topping and sand.

I also mixed the bucket of tipping with a bit of water to get a think cake mix. What you've got to realise is that it's normally a time consuming and tedious job, but Adam Zampa's was an absolute joy

>>76352505
5D chess mate

>>76352514
never think I'll get tired of this meme

Just did a big fat Meme Shit's bowling order lads

Time for memes

how did the first class format evolve? what kind of patrician genius decided cricket should be played over multiple days in the first place instead of this shite

>>76352587
genuinely good question
it really is a fucking strange idea to have a game go for multiple days

Is Meme Shit trying to get through the overs quickly to avoid dls fuckery?

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>mama da lulla

>>76352587
richfags who didn't work and therefore had the time to take several consecutive days in a row to play sport

truly patrician

zampa you are in the core of my heart lovely boy

Why is Smith bowling choices the way there are?

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>>76352629
who can understand the Meme

wow it's almost like zampa has been a glaring omission from Australia's ODI side for a while now

>>76352649
Not sure about that, considering he's been in the side for a year

>>76352670
dropped against Sri Lanka

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covers
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also don't think he played against Ireland or in any of the warmups

anyone at the ground?

what's the covers situation like?

>Edward Bowden: "Raining here in west london. Was stupid to even start this game as 50 overs a side. There's almost zero chance of another 20 overs even if you called an end to the Bangla innings right now. "

>>76352604
reckon there must have been more to the decision to have 2 innings each

i know 1 v1 cricket was popular at the beginning but apart from that i know very little about cricket history

>>76352715
I have a book on the history of cricket that I haven't read yet, I'll see if there's anything on that there

>>76351126
seems this will happen L E L

>>76352704
i suppose bangladesh wouldnt agree to it....

like the '''''new''''' radiohead song, those vocals make me nostalgic

STARC IS SHIT

Remember when Starc could bowl well because I do

>>76352825
[2]

>>76352481
anon lives

>95
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Based fucking Starc

Tbh that was a shit ball but I'll take it

So uh, like, why don't they just, y'know, and hear me out here, why don't they just, listen, why don't they finish the game the next day if it's rained off

>>76352715
>>76352729
early cricket history is fascinating

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Bat_Incident_1771

how do we fix bangladeshi cricket?

LADS

>>76352952
feel like you'd just be lobbing it off to the fielders with that

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>City of Bangladesh

>>76352944
get this mad man outta here

I TAKE IT ALL BACK

STARC I LOVE YOU, YOU BIG HAIRY WOG

Is Starc, dare I say it, back?

is shock white related to thomas 'daddy' white?

is shock white related to mark vermeulen?

absolutely LIVID he didn't get a hat trick there

would love for Starc to ram one down my blockhole lads

>>76352997
kek

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>>76352825

Fun fact Starc's family name used to be "Starcovich"

is wade really the best wicketkeeper batsman Australia have? he averages fucking 24.

>>76353066
always thought starc was a weird surname

based Stracci boi

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>Banglapoos

>>76353081
Nah, Nevill was better. I'd say Whiteman is better too.

>the red dot in not in center
this triggers my autism

iranian amateurs

>>76353133
umm then why is he in the team?

>>76353185
dunno

>>76353172
>the red dot in Bangladesh flag is not in center
sorry guys i have autism

>>76353133
nevill is a worse hitter than wade

>>76353185
smith likes his shit talking abilities

anal hijab

Australia WILL collapse

Screencap

>>76353203
in limited overs, sure
>smith likes his shit talking abilities
the sad thing is that it's true

>>76353224
>Wishful thinking

>>76353229
hopefully carey or whiteman git gud soon

love rain

this #notallmuslims strawman is infuriating, like anyone in their right mind blames all muslims, i just think the scripture's a bit suspect

covers are off

>>76353513
You say not all Muslims are terrorists?

Imagine a bowl of M&Ms
10% of them are poisoned.
Go ahead, eat a handful.

Not all M&Ms are poisoned.

the gloves are off

>>76353622
so by your own argument not all muslims are terrorists

play starts at half past

I'll be in bed asleep at half past

>>76353622
Why are Pakistani Muslims so violent in the UK? Why don't people have Tommy Robinson's back? The guy really wants to save his country from islamisation.

>>76353716
because they come from the shittiest parts of pakistan. and because hear his working class voice and just think 'racist', it's actually legit discrimination, douglas murray has identical views on islam but gets away with it cause he's posh

>>76353185
Quotas

>>76353835
is it true coloureds will fight with whites in the upcoming war?

>>76353768
If only your country had an Imam like the Australians. The best Muslim since Abul Kalam Azad IMHO.

australia will win by 9 wickets

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>>76354121
BASED IMAM OF PEACE

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can't wait for australia getting RAIN'D again after 19 overs

in sussex, has started raining hair

hard

>>76354491
sussex has sex in it

>>76353768
>Also hated by other Imams because he wants to live by the Australian constitution and not Sharia law.

>the head is the heaviest part of your body
??

>>76353872
yes because whites know how to make wine

if i was coloured i would fight with the whites desu

no brainer really

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>post yfw match gets washed out and eventually lead Australia out of the tournament

>>76355319
god willing

Should've played this in May or September.

June, July & August are the UK's wet season.

>>76355379
nah it still rains more in winter, i guess we dont notice it as much because we dont want to go out when its that cold anyway. still, it rains a lot in summer too

>>76353872
One can only hope, they're the ones with all the guns it seems. If we recruit them it will be an easy ethnic cleansing as we have no military to oppose us.

rains marginally less in april and may than at any other time of year, which is interesting because everything thinks of april as being really rainy. september more rain than august

What a shit sport

>>76356317
odi cricket isnt a sport

This'll be one of those games where it'll stop raining, they'll piss around for 30 minutes before announcing a restart in 15 minutes, and in the meantime it'll start raining again.

They'll keep doing this until 10pm then abandon it.

what an interesting man, imran khan

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>>76355319

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>No result

This 'sport' is a bit retarded, isn't it? How can you get shafted by a bit of rain. Do people defend this?

>>76351938
Bangladesh is better and subsequently ranked above pakistan, sri lanka, west indies. Had the conditions been different and allow for more spin they could have easily won. Remember them beating England in 2015?

>>76352952

Definitely. Look up bodyline.

>>76357658
Honestly they should have a tarp put over the stadium when it rains so they can continue.

>AUS vs ENG
>Rain
>Draw
>Straya Exit
Worst Tournament Ever

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>inb4 the Final gets rained off

why does the sky hait Australia?

Been pouring all day.

Rain crashing against the windows all day.

Really cosy, brilliant weather.

hijabs are peng

I really hope every game gets washed out

Would be top kek

Will the religion of peace strike again?

What kind of ridiculous country is Englishtan ?
It rains almost every day, ruining every match. Why did ICC even plan their tournament in this country

Is this the worst Champions Trophy of all time?

I fucking hate England and English weather

>8.33pm The legend that is Robin Abrahams, whose take on these scenarios is the definitive final word, confirms that the DLS par score, after 16 overs and one wicket down, would be 39. Therefore Australia have technically already won ... they just need to block out four overs. But they might not get the chance, because, as Alan confirms: "The square is completely covered again now. It's weather for ducks."

retarded

I hate:
>England
>Duckworth Lewis
>Rain
>Cricket
>Aaron Finch
>ODIs

Execute all muslims.

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>>76364961

TOPPEST KEK

>>76364560
Fuck this shit

Having a few pints.

>never rains in Australia

>Wales
>Often heavy rain will clear eastwards this morning, however it will be replaced by gusty showers, with the risk of hail and thunder. There will be some sunny spells but it will also be very windy with coastal gales likely.

>>76366337
this fucking tournament

was britain a mistake?

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>>76366337
why don't they just put a roof over the stadium??

>>76366677
that would make every english pitch into a road

>>76366682
aren't they already??

>>76366688
even for tests

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>>76366677
organisational consveratism within the icc

how can the english stand having rain all summer

>>76366696
just retract them when there's no rain

>>76367306
$$$$

most counties don't have enough money to improve the capacity, let alone install a retractable roof

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>>76367314
i think i found a solution that would enable poorer boards to have cricket grounds with roofs since the roof could be moved to different grounds

How much excitement is there in Australia and New Zealand about the Champions Trophy? I know the time zone is pathetic, but still are these games gaining attention down under?

>>76367389
German engineering at its finest

>>76367391
not much, it was on the third page of the sports section today while a proper tour against India, South Africa or England would be on the front, even at this time of the year

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>>76367393
ikr

>>76367415
Someone kickstart this

>>76367397

Very surprised. I'd think Champions Trophy would gain almost as much attention in Australia as an away Ashes. It's the 2nd biggest tournament in cricket.

A few games getting abandoned there. Bad buzz.

>England
1 Jason Roy, 2 Alex Hales, 3 Joe Root, 4 Eoin Morgan (capt), 5 Ben Stokes, 6 Jos Buttler (wk), 7 Moeen Ali, 8 Adil Rashid, 9 Liam Plunkett, 10 Jake Ball, 11 Mark Wood

New Zealand
1 Martin Guptill, 2 Luke Ronchi (wk), 3 Kane Williamson (capt), 4 Ross Taylor, 5 Neil Broom, 6 James Neesham 7 Corey Anderson, 8 Mitchell Santner, 9 Adam Milne, 10 Tim Southee, 11 Trent Boult

Scotland Team
RD Berrington, KJ Coetzer*, MH Cross†, CD de Lange, AC Evans, MA Leask, CS MacLeod, HG Munsey, SM Sharif, CB Sole, CD Wallace, MRJ Watt, SG Whittingham

Namibia Team
SJ Baard, SF Burger*, MG Erasmus, JN Frylinck, ZE Green†, JP Kotze, M Mutumbe, C Peake, BM Scholtz, NRP Scholtz, JJ Smit, G Snyman, LP van der Westhuizen, D van Schoor, W van Vuuren, C Viljoen, CG Williams, HN Ya France

>>76367607
why the FUCK is the Roy meme still being pushed

>That saffer fairy wanting to stay in that nigger country

lel

ITS NOT FAIR. WHY DOES CRICKET HAVE SUCH GOOD WAIFUS

I've got a radical idea guys. Why don't we reduce the overs to 20 a side and squeeze it in between the rain

>>76367626
they just need to split the 50 overs into one 20-over innings, i.e.:

>team 1 bats 20 overs
>team 2 bats 20 overs
>team 1 bats 30 overs
>team 2 bats 30 overs

if the match gets rained out after both teams completed their first 20 over innings, you just take the scores of the first innings to determine a winner. this would decrease the likelihood of a no result significantly

NEW THREAD
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>Virender Sehwag forwards two-line resume for India coach job
>A source in the BCCI said that the board had to ask him to send his CV too along with his application. His application just said that he is a ‘mentor and a coach of Kings XI Punjab and has played with all the boys before’.

Also McDermott, who was "too busy" to be Australia's bowling coach, applied to be India's coach

>>76367692
Shane Bond tier wankery

>>76367688
based

Australia were actually helped overall by the rain. They were gonna get beat by NZ, so they'd still be on 2 points like they are now, the difference is NZ only have 1 instead of 2.

>>76367657
This happened in one of the Aussie domestic comps once and the general consensus was that it was retarded

>5 overs in an only two posts so far

kek plastic fans

Rugby.

>>76367391
Literally none. I've seen nothing about it on NZ media in passing. The Lions vs NZ Domestic Barbarians was front page news though.

>>76367887
As it should be. The Lions tour is literally the most important sporting event of 2017, not some raindance in England.

>7 overs
>Roy still in

Poo Peeland a shit.

>hardly any posts

nice "sport"

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>>76367941

>>76367941
Happy now?

>Milne
>134k

Isn't DUDE 150 LMAO like his only gimmick?

heh you jinxed him ahmed

>>76367977
>>76367985

Yes, his strike rate was appalling.

I summoned Daniel to this thread lads

Bit late but
>Roy

>>76367617
Selectors want to handicap England batting lineup to make it more exciting

having a cheese and bacon burger and a beer for brunch

>>76368011
Careful lad, if you eat brunch you'll never be able to afford a house. But selfish of you not thinking about the mortgage providers.

>>76368031
how come you know our memes

>>76368011
niggers stole it yet?

my father worked hard so i can buy properties without going into debt you pleb

>>76368042
based saxon

Think this counts as Roy being back in form after the year he's had

>>76368040
I'm a memeologist, it's my job to know

In terms of batting
England>India>South Africa
In bowling
Australia>South Africa>New Zealand

prove me wrong

>>76368097
EXCELLENT post

>>76368097
In English conditions?

>>76368111
on roads

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only really african take aways franchise here, food is good though

I reckon Roy must have dirt on at least 2 selectors, and possibly of a photo of Morgan having a shit on an English flag

>>76368132
isnt' Nandos South African?

Dead sport.
Dead community.
Pathetic thread kept alive by the autism of one NEET poopeelian.
Disgusting 2bh.

>>76368139
remember when the ECB were being blackmailed over Eoin's nudes in 2013?

>>76368139
Isn't there a positive discrimination quota for south african cricketers in the England team too?

>>76368144
yeah, but thats portuguese themed

>match between New Zealand and England
>zero NZ flags
>only UK flag is a paki

K
E
K

>>76368146
/cric/ BTFO

>>76368152
/cric/ BTFO

>>76368132
Is the crazy burger human meat?

>>76368132
can you put biltong in a burger

>>76368163
100% Albino.

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these men have dedicated 95% of their brain's processing power to understanding test cricket
can you say the same?

>>76368165
if you want

>>76368176
Bloke on the left looks like he'd be more than willing to block it out if the captain asked

Why are there even people at this game? I find it hard to believe that actual Welsh people can get behind a team called England

>>76368176
Bloke in the middle looks like he has unparalleled knowledge of all test dismissals since 2003

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>>76368163
no this is africa not a backwards shithole

>>76368176
Bloke on the right looks like he only watches T20

>>76368165
lots of places make a cheese and biltong sauce for burgers

>>76368194
ecb is the england and wales board

>>76368194
Why? They're the same country.

>>76368197
People say muslims don't assimilate but that is immense banter.

>>76368226
I'd put money on half of wales not knowing that

>>76368240
I'd put money on half of England not knowing that

>>76368197
just a forward facing shithole.

when you becoming a warlorld

>>76368194
Valley wogs are basically English with a stupid accent.

Just the combination of Wales having a massive chip on its shoulder re England and the fact that they don't really give a fuck about cricket there has me confused as to how there are actually people at this game

Would a Welsh team beat Ireland or Scotland?

>>76368270
It'll mostly be English people travelling. You know we're attached by land? It's not 3000 miles away.

>>76368270
there's always people at Cardiff

Santner is garbage

welp this one's ogre

>>76368249
looks like that dream is fast disappearing. our current corrupt gov is on its way out.

>>76368304
heard something about that, apparently you've got black africans voting against Mandela's party for the first time now
any chance you could elaborate on it?

>>76368288
>travelling fans for cricket

wew

Pretty impressive for a dead sport I must say

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>>76368270
This Welshman plays for Pakistan

Who #notvoting here?

>>76368338
Won't be posting one in, can't be bothered

Never seen Milne bowl this slow

He literally has no purpose now

>>76368317
The ANC has been so blatant with its corruption they're alienating themselves from even their core voter base.

Carlos Brathwaite
Remember the name lads

>>76368338
Posted mine on Friday. Always been registered in my parents constituency because it's a swing seat, so there's a chance my vote will be relevant.

Joe Root best English batsman ever?

>>76368388
just needs to convert more

>>76368317
our current government (anc) has been compromised by an indian family (the guptas). Billions worth of government contracts has been illegally diverted to the guptas.

Last year we held elections for municipal councils and the anc lost 3 of the biggest metro councils, Pretoria Johannesburg and Port Elizabeth. Anc support nation wide was down to 51ish percent, where they previosly enjoyed support of 65-70 percent.

2 Weeks ago 200k of the guptas emails were leaked exposing in detail how far they have captured state institutions. Press is having a field day with all the corruption revealed. Labour union federation COSATU (always a staunch government ally) has announced that our president wont be allowed to speak at any of their meetings and rallies. The South African Communist Party (an alliance member of the government) has called publically fpr the president to resign.

>>76368386

Mine is a swing seat as well. Problem is it's a swing between Labour and SNP so two shit choices.

fuck the guptas lads

Idk about you lads but I can't wait for National to win by another 60% landslide at the vocal minority of retarded children to spend another three years whining about all of the zero problems we have in our objectively very healthy and prosperous country

>>76368415
Hate Hales

Don't think I'd ever vote conservative in England, even though I'm a staunch Liberal voter here

>>76368398
continued...

Zuma has said in private cabinet meetings he wont resign because he will go to jail once he steps down. His only chance is if he can get His ex wife Nkosasana Dlamini Zuma elected as president after him. The ANC party is holding their elective conference in december to ellect a new leader, Zuma cannot stand again as he already served his 2 term limit.

Dlaminis rival at decembers elective conference is Cyral Ramaphosa, a very able and stable guy. Ramaphosa has the support of most of the ANC except for the womans league and the youth league. It looks like a foregon conclusion that he will be elected as the next ANC president. When that happens zuma goes to jail, and even mugabe will get btfo, ramaposha has always been very anti mugabe.

>>76368427
Same here. Our "right wing" party is pretty much just centre, which is why they've dominated for a decade because they will steal all of the opposition's good policies

>>76368400
I'm a fan of Labour at the moment because they're panicking big businesses and CEOs who make millions but would have failed if they weren't propped up by favourable public sector contracts. Large businesses are parasitic welfare babbies, latched onto the teat of the state to keep their shareholders happy.

Cuckservatives are currently just a bunch of washed out journalists who can't form an opinion without consulting a 'strategist'.

Ideological politics is dying and it's a damn shame. Nobody has any vision anymore.

when is the first game for australia?

>>76368451
two down already, both with no results

>>76368398
>>76368443
thanks

love how in Australia you can vote Liberal or Labour and know that nothing is going to change since they're the same thing

Can't think of many places worse to live in than Singapore

>>76368475
Felt my third eye opening reading this post lads

>>76368480
Adelaide.

>>76368504
fair point

despise Boult

>>76368270
wales would beat Scotland I reckon but lose against ireland

>>76368475
>Labour
casual. labor builds the country and the liberals wreck it

>>76368504
>>76368509
Kek. What's wrong with Adelaide? I know someone who lives there.

>>76368480
>being so poor you can't enjoy

fucking pleb

>>76368451
what are the pitches like in china?

Will Root get a century?

>>76368528
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_murders

>>76368532
it's literally autism the country. You're not allowed to do anything and all anyone cares about is work and study

>>76368528
boring, lifeless, full of bogans

>>76368535
liking this gimmick lad keep it up

>>76368480
l m a o you live in Australia m8

>>76368527
#kek

>>76368547
I'd actually rather live there than Malaysia when I think about it

>>76368528
I just got here and I can tell it's shit. People are nice enough but everybody seems a bit dim. The geography is boring and the only good parts of the city are little pockets that are trying to be Melbourne

>>76368537
Will Root is still playing for Nottinghamshire's 2nd XI m8

>>76368548
>le privatise and cut evrything to the bone meme

>>76368555
>>76368504
why are you in Adelaide mate?

Honestly though I watched highlights of Root's brother getting some runs I genuinely haven't seen anyone with such an atrocious technique he just baseball swings at everything so much for eugenics

>>76368564
Relatives wedding at a winery

>>76368561
shareholder value is all that matters mate. It seems you didn't get the memo

>>76368572

What format was it? When J. Root plays t20 and tries to slog he can look horrendous.

>>76368541
>Though motivation for the murders is unclear, the killers were led by Bunting to believe that the victims were paedophiles, homosexuals or "weak".
Sounds like someone from /pol/ who took things too far.

Reminder Australia have a perfect record this tournament

>>76368583
Think it was 50 over

I'm not just talking slogging like there was an unironic reverse pull

oi krazy you here?

Reminder Trent Boult is considered handsome in New Zealand

>>76368338
me, would vote conservative

rather watch 30 for 30: Hillsborough on espn.

based liverpool fans urinating on the dead. The Sun woz right

>>76368601
I'd fuck him.

why not set aside 2 days for every match? would it be cutting into the profit margins too much? fuck up tv schedules?

>>76368609
t. Ippocrate Bevilacqua

>>76368616
think "all done in 18 days" is one of the selling points of the tournament

>>76368617
Mocking Hillsborough is extremely white behaviour

>Poo Peeland stealing England bowlers' names

Poor show.

>>76368623
t. Liberio Sorrentino

>>76368480
I've been to Singapore as well. Too many restrictions and fines. Sentosa Island is overrated.

>>76368641
You really shouldn't try to meme if you don't understand sweetiepie

i bought some stuff this morning and the cashier just waved my card over a machine. no swiping , no pin required. and i paid for it, wtf is this kikerey?

>>76368676
You must have wondered into a whites only area. I've already reported you

>>76368666
I invented the meme

>>76368676
we've had those for maybe half a decade now. Can't remember the last time I swiped

>>76368676
Wireless payment can become a killer on nights out. I haven't had had a massive night out drinking since uni but some of my mates used to drink until they couldn't enter their pin, now they can get to that stage and continue buying drinks.

>>76368676

whose card did you steal nigger

>>76368600
Here m8, got a sri lankan gf by any chance?

>>76368711
racism isnt allowed on this board. enjoy your ban.

>>76368704
This, there's a reason I've requested not to get contactless cards

>>76368738
>wtf is this kikerey?

kek