>the cannelloni raider

>>76348155
the sultan of spaghetti

the tortellini emperor

The fucking useless piece of french faggot trash cockmongler eternal choke artist, salad dodging, crisco bathing, lard enabling fatfuck abominable human who costed the GOAT his world cup and now we live in the absolute worse timeline where tsuu autists shitpost freely thinking their statpadding primadonna tsunaldo is near the GOAT all because he cant for the life of him put the ball into the back of the net in a game that matters. Fuck him and fuck anyone whoever rated this waste of oxygen in the first place, yes I'm mad and it's all because of him.

>>76348261
good post

>>76348261
Wew

>>76348261
This pasta is so good, Higuain just ate it

>>76348261
he can not finish reading all of this, but good post

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>>76348296

>>76348261
>yes I'm mad
lol u mad

>>76348261
After reading your post, all I can understand is that you're mad that CR7 is the GOAT.

Why was he so expensive?

>>76348545
I TSUpost and I'm not delusional enough to think this tbf

>>76348155
The arbiter of arancini
The count of canoli
The viscount of vienetta
The sultan of salami
The master of mascarpone
The regent of ravioli
The lord of lasagna
The contessa of carbonara
The risotto ravager
The bane of braciole
The prince of prosciutto
The titan of tagliatelle
The general of gnocchi

>>76348606
the Nutella nutjob
the mauler of mozzarella
the punisher of parmigiana
the tyrant of trofie
the scourge of soppressata

>>76348684
the orzo oblootorator

>>76348296
haha

>>76348296
Top kek

>>76348684
The prime-minister of panettone
The king of crostini
The duke of ditalini
The first lady of fettuccine
The ruler of rigatoni
The giant of guanciale

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>>76349903
>The prime-minister of panettone

Lord of Lasagna

Daddy Dampfnudel

The captain of capocollo

>>76348546

>muh top goal scorer against Sicilian fisherman 2 years ago

The Menu page-turner

The arbiter of arancini
The bane of braciole
The count of canoli
The duke of ditalini
?
The first lady of fettuccine
The giant of guanciale
?
?
?
The king of crostini
The lord of lasagna
The master of mascarpone
The Nutella nutjob
?
The prince of prosciutto
?
The risotto ravager
The sultan of salami
The titan of tagliatelle
?
The viscount of vienetta
?
?
?
?

The Raj of Risotto

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what if Higuain missed on purpose because Messi kept eating his Napoli pizza?

>>76348261
Tasty

>>76351289
The earl of erbazzone

The Wojewoda of Bigos
Don Helado

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>>76351321

>>76351605
KEK
E
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Good thread

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>>76348296

>>76351605
Beautiful

The Spaghetti Spectacular

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>>76351321
>>76351605

>>76351664
The gobbo gobbler of gabbagool

>>76351289
The imam of involtini

>>76351289
The hoarder of hors d'oeuvres

The invade of involtini

The Jester of Jamon

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>sista time
https://twitter.com/sstatut0s/status/871177373877719040

The god of gouda
The tzar of tortellini
The tyrant of tiramisu

>>76352329
The god of gorgonzola is you want to keep it Italian

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THE SWEET PRINCE

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>90€M for a sleeping ogre