*watches our league*
no, and no cristiano is not even top 10 all time
>>76347631
B A I T
A
I
T
why would I watch benficawinslol?
wrong
>benficawinslol
>>76347731
>juventuswinslol
>>76347631
>riggedsportslol
>>76347842
Try harder next year.
>>76347628
Your league is shit. And don't even bother trying to turn that one on me because I'm well aware our league is shit as well, I just don't pretend otherwise.
>>76347897
Our league is shit, BUT it is GOOD shit.
>>76347628
That's a great idea!
I didn't use to watch our league and since I started watching it I feel much better. I lost some weight and girls even started talking to me
>>76347628
I'm not gonna watch our league
true story
Literally going to start watching Dutch league over your faggot horseshit league, moortugal
>>76348481
Dude what the hell is wrong with you. Be nicer to Portugal.
>>76348481
>>76348481
good, we don't want customers with that attitude
>>76347628
Is this /Primeira/?
>unironically watching our league
fek no
Threadly Reminder this young chap started his business in our league
>>76348911
>implying our league had anything to do with him being good
Was getting out of our league that allowed him to improve
I'll watch your leage portubros but i don't have a Team. But a leage with so good Pepes must be good.
>>76349235
Pick our team.
>>76348911
looks like Casemiro from a thumbnail
i used to follow Benfica in that season when they lost everything, i will not fall for portumeme again
>>76349286
Ok, Now Benfica will be my portuteam until my last breath.
>>76349418
>picks the Moor team with autistic Pepes instead of the Christian team with Patrician Pepes
Pleb
>>76349328
Casemiro also grew in our league
>>76347718
We are not asking you to watch our League Cup, we are asking you to watch our League. There is a difference
>>76347628
dont liten to smelly portagl
wathc us insteed
>>76349328
Our league is good if you're into schadenfreude
so who do I pick? da eagles, da dragons or maybe da lionz?
>>76349542
da lionz have been on a down slope for years now
I can't remember the last time they won something
>>76349542
The dragons
We burn the eagles and the lions just burn themselves
>>76349479
What? I wanted good pepes
>>76349548
I somewhat liked them because of Cristiano and Nani, but they seem like cuck team
>>76349551
nice pepe I like it
>>76347631
>no cristiano is not even top 10 all time
delete this
>>76349577
Join Porto then. We have best Pepes
>>76349596
They can't compete. PEPE/10 in pepes bro. I'll watch porto next season
>>76349623
>Coentrao and Mathieu
>at the same team
Well, guess this is the year Sporting ends below Aves
>>76349634
stop the bullying, this is the guy Sporting needed. this season is for reals
>>76349627
Benfica has some nice Pepes too
Range ban Portugal.
>>76349650
I don't think the same
>>76349596
wow, that's a wonderful Pepe you have here. Can I save it?
>>76349653
hey
fuck you buddy
go to bed
>>76349520
ayy league heer i gome
>>76349520
This count as watching your leage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeHvQxKYaw
>>76349653
Alberto Barbosas are some of the best /sp/ posters my dude. Up there with 7-1s, Finlan and Romania. Step up your game Australia&Oceania.
Do European countries watch the Australian league or do we suck?
I will watch your league if you can guarantee me that Porto wins it all next season
>>76349793
>>76349777
That is all Australia leage I see
>>76349793
>>76349777
*answers your question*
>>76347897
did you just shit on your own league only to safely shit on benficabros?
>>76349793
We suck, but atleast its not the Primeira Liga
>>76349793
I only watch the yearly slapstick compilations.
>>76349795
We will try our best to win the League, but we can't promise anything. If we fire Herrera 50% of the work to be Champion is already done
We may win Portugal Cup. We can't win League Cup
pls watch our amatour leage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYJDjQOxAJI
>>76349859
*watches your league*
>>76349777
what qualifications do you need to be a-league goalkeeper?
>>76349988
Anyone who wants to be a professional football player can achieve their dreams in the A-leage even if they have never played football.
>>76349454
I swear to god I'll finish the drawing one day
I had a friend who liked Sporting, so I think I'll support them, thanks
>>76349648
LMAO
>>76350043
what's missing? I think it's very good
>be Benfica
>don't win for decades
>start winning again
>4chan hates us
>be Porto
>dominate the league for 30 years
>fail to win the league 4 times in a row
>4chan bandwagons them
>>76350089
The rest of it. My goal is to draw EVERYTHING.
>>76350091
Good PEPES my friend
>>76350101
bery thank
Why Portuguese league more physical than Spanish? Is it the Brazil influence?
>>76350118
>worse teams
>more fouls
Easy to explain desu teams below 5th place suck and have to rely on "dirty" tactics
>>76350099
FUCK
SÉRGIO
CONCEIÇÃO!
BRING
VÍTOR
BACK!
Why don't you have more foreign players who aren't Brazilian? It would certainly increase interest in your league
>>76350140
Because Brazilian players are cheaper and, as a bonus, speak the same language.
>>76350140
No team here can afford to pay the absurd wages a german/english/italian/spaniard player receives on their leagues.
>>76350140
we have argentinians, mexicans, swedes, serbs, used to have colombians, those are the only deluded foreigners we can convince into watching our league.
>>76350185
when we bring spaniards like Nolito they don't cativate interest. Not even Casillas can convince europeans to watch it
>>76350195
You need to win a CL. But i'll watch your leage portubros
>>76350233
>You need to win a CL
Another!? It's going to be hard
Until Moutinho retires and gets enough experience to coach us, we will probably not win another Champions League. Maybe an Europe League. And Moutinho needs to stay more than one year here to win the Champions, be an artur Jorge or a Mourinho, and not an André Villas Boas meme
>>76350336
You have to believe, you have yo reach the top, and then people will watch portuleage
>>76349634
Mathieu would play as a CB fgt
>>76349623
>Çapurting Gijon behaving like a T*rkish team
>Futeball Canelas Porco still hiring même daft managers and having their players picked by investment funds
Penta is in the bag lads
>>76350390
>selling EVERYONE
>do 200M€ in sales but only 5M€ profit
Penta is not in the bag lad
>>76351108
Heard that the last couple of years
From Sabrosa to Cervi, from Javi García to Fejsa, from Cardozo to Mitroglou. At this rate we'll honestly become the portuguese Juve
>>76351332
and they keep buying unknown players. by this rate they'll 30+ players in the squad
>>76348481
greatest post of all time
>>76351108
Who would have though having like 130 players on payroll would cost money?
>>76349516
uuhmmmm no sweetie there isn't ;)
*grabs penta*
>>76351332
>wins 4 leagues in a row
>OH MY GOD, WE ARE THE NEXT JUVE, NON-MOORS CAN'T EVEN COMPETE
Were we that annoying in the 90s?
>>76351332
I was just pointing out it isn't in the bag that easily.
I hate my own league, yours can't be worse than my league
>>76354185
Absolutely, even moreso because you won the CL.
>>76354257
Better memes per capita ratio desu
>>76354185
>we'll
>we are
Daily reminder that the moors were the civilized ones at that time
>>76354265
At least we did not end in 6th during a season that featured TWO Champions League Winner managers...
>>76354288
Also hope no tradition cucks in your league
>>76354308
heynckes and mourinho? that says something about the state of benfica at that time
What team should if I support?
No Benfica or Porto I am a United customer and now I want to be a hipster
>>76354417
Boavista
Sadinofag here.
Benfica is saving our denbt filled asses next season. We will wreck your shit, tripeiros and lagartos.
Pls send more loanies, lampiões.
Vitória vai renascer brevemente.
the portuguese league is great! i watch it all the time. ever since i started watching um alot happier and get laid all the time
go benfica!
>>76354903
>Sadino
Hope you realize you and quite possibly Paços de Ferreira (depends on Vítor Oliveria's stay and Aves's use of Quim) will be relegated
This no hate talk, just stating facts
>>76354903
just say what you need, we have in abundance. remember to take 4 to 6 points to each of them
>>76354958
>Hope you realize you (...) will be relegated
I hear this bullshit every season. We always find a way.
Portimonense is also staying because I have family in the Barlavento region. Most people outside Portimão don't give a fuck about them though.
Portuguese are hot
Banefica?
>>76354954
Spot the emigrante
>>76355081
HOLANDA BEM-VINDA
>>76350091
>4chan likes Porto
There is only 2 loud porto fans on sp
>>76347628
but i only watch sporting
i'm watching your league
>>76355065
Nobody says Setubal will go down. Just that you will probably fight for 12th place
But this time is different. This time there is no one else in a worse situation than you
Maybe Maritimo (if they go to Europe League) and Belenenses (if Paciência gets too stupid) may save you, but I doubt it
Why would they watch a rigged league? I don't watch our league, it's a waste of time. It's either referees being bought out or players being bought out and re-distributed among the league to pay favours. It has been happening for a while now.
>>76349777
Is the new one ready?
watch our league
>>76347628
I rather watch the Welsh Premier League
>>76349988
Legs and arms thats it
>>76355276
>But this time is different. This time there is no one else in a worse situation than you
again, I hear this all time
we're like Hamburg, we always find a way
Here's a reason to watch our league: the names of some of the players
>Victor Bay
>Sunday Patience
>Richard Oak
>Nuno Brave
>Nuno Holy Spirit
>George Jesus
>Rui Victory
>Serge Conception
>Charles Secretary
>Richard Lent
>Raphael Warrior
>William Oak
>Joseph Fountain
>Mist
>Louis Grandson
>Louis Fig
>Leonard Garden
>Peter Smallbox
>Eliseu
>Anthony Olivetree
>Petit
>Humbert Rabbit
>Michael Loyal
>George Piglet
>Manuel Axe
>Mario Colunm
>Ocean
>Little Coast
>Louis Good Death
>Joseph Waters
>his son, Rui Waters
>Marc Cane
>Ferdinand Barge
>Diogo J
>Ruben Snow
>Anthony Andrew
And his son, and the guy with the best name of them all:
>Andrew Andrew
PLEASE WATCH OUR LEAGUE!
Lads!
LADS!
That's it! We found the solution for when TSU leaves the NT. We shall have TSU Jr. lead our country to more meme glory!
>tfw genetically engineered TSU Jr. will be better than TSU dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzRkdDwsjTo
>>76347628
Big Leagues:
England
Germany
Spain
Italy
France
Small leagues:
Everyone else
Your league is SMALL.
Just like your PENIS.
I will NEVER watch your league.
EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>76358044
he's like what? 5 or 6? perfect, he'll be ready exactly when his father is ready to leave the nt duties
>tfw
>>76358044
Sporting already has Cantona's son in the academy, we must get Tsu jr
>>76358092
little TSU will be 7 years old in 2 weeks
>>76358070
fuck off paki, stop posting with our greatest ally flag
>>76358111
sometimes I feel bad about making fun of sporting, they are truly our greatest asset.
>>76358152
I always support our teams in europe, doesnt matter if its a rival. I want all teams to be strong and competitive, it makes the league better to watch and more enjoyable, even if it means more years of drought for Sporting.
>>76358189
I think we are stronger when we reduce the number of teams. 16 is enough. in 2018 we'll only have 1 team in CL, imagine having braga and 2 of porto, benfica and sporting in the europa league like in the beginning of this decade. we always go far and can win it.
>>76358216
If we do well in Europe this season can it be reversed? If we surpass Russia and France again?
>>76358303
I don't think so. it would only have an effect in 2019
>>76358320
Thats what i thought, 1 year delay. We are fucked, i hope Jesus leaves after this season, im tired of sacrificing Europe.
>>76354417
Braga.
>>76355107
You do get to bring friends this time. As long as they watch our league.
>>76355331
it was ALWAYS like this. Not just now.
>mfw our league
>>76359763
Intelligent post.
Shit has always been rigged.
Why shouldn't I watch polish /ekstraklasa/ instead? At least we can secure 3rd place in CL grpup stages.
>>76360746
Sporting is not really portuguese. It's either Cristal or Gijon
>>76360746
watch our league to realize how beating Sporting is not that big of an achievement
>>76360746
this >>76361117
looks good desu
>>76364084
I get the feeling that Porto is always the first leaked jersey. Every year.
>>76364149
Not this year. First one was Benfica's 1st kit and then the second.
>>76364192
going for a vintage look, I see
>>76364239
It looks bad when you look at the fabric imo.
>>76358070
>France
>Buyernwinslol and the others get rekt in Europe
>Juventus & the Literally Whos
>big
I want to support the team with the best wojaks
>>76367230
Fine. Be a Moor then
>>76367236
But aren't they winning league after league with ease? I want a team that represents true wojak despair on your league.
Legia = Benfica
Lech > Porto
Jagiellonia > Sporting/Braga
Just watch better league instead.
started watching the Austrian league last season, can recommend.
>>76367241
Not with ease. And you're still a Moor:
>>76349634
>>76367294
Thanks my man. I'll watch your league next season. Hope they have some sort of meme striker that nets some goals that don't really matter for that sweet trace of hope.
>>76367297
Sporting has. We call him Bas Dost
>>76367230
join us mexicunt
>>76367259
>
>
>
>
this is THE forced meme of 2017
>>76370957
Call it a meme, call it whatever you want. It won't stop untill all of you watch our league.
I've never watched a Poortuguese league game
>>76371130
Same desu just here for the memes
>that stacked attack
>that stacked midfield
>that shit defense
IT'S COMING
does anyone here have the archive of spee when portugal won the euro
that day was funny af
>>76371815
>no podstawski
Man, he was really cucked and JUSTed by Rúben Neves!
>>76371815
is that the u21?
>>76372441
You now remember André Horta exists.
>appointing Sérgio Conceição
hahaha Pinto da Costa is completely senile
>>76372554
let's laugh at Porto
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>76372554
>>76372571
>they are convinced they can play Sueca at 92 Dimensions the way Pinto da Costa plays
Plebs
>>76372454
yes, the final squad for the euros
Podstawski and Rony Lopes were cut out from the initial 25 called players
>>76372676
it's actually quite decent
>>76372697
Lots of options and variations in midfield and attack.
Defense is a bit lacking, but Tobias, Ruben Semedo and Cancelo will be among the oldest players in the tournament and their experience will make up for their occasional defensive brainfarts.
André Silva, Bernardo Silva and Gelson Martins could be part of the team but were promoted to
the main team.
Not sure about André Gomes, Nelson Semedo and Raphael Guerreiro. I think players born in 1993 cannot play the u21's anymore (>tfw born in 1993)
>>76372926
André Gomes, Nelson Semedo and Raphael Guerreiro are in the main team
>>76375097
I know they are, I was just wondering if they could still play for the u21 team
>>76372626
>Sueca at 92 Dimensions
Kek
>>76347628
why this meme with the portuguese league? why not other similarly-sized leagues, like the dutch? why always the portuguese?
>>76376754
the are free to make their own threads shilling their own meme league
no one is stopping them
Before I watch you league and bandwagon a team, I would like to know exactly how good is Fabio Cardoso? Is Ryan Gauld any good over there and also what the fuck is a Dalcio?
t. Pedro Caixinha
>>76376960
Fabio Cardoso sounds familiar, but I never rated him. Ryan Gauld is losing his potential at Sporting, and Dalcio is probably just a meme Benfica scammed you
Based Pedro will win the three next Premier Leagues, though
>>76376960
>Fabio Cardoso
average
>Ryan Gauld
bretty gud for scottish standards, unfortunately there was a bit of a disagreement over loans between V.Setúbal and Sporting that ruined what could have been his affirmation season (don't know if that's the correct term)
>Dalcio
who?
>>76377055>>76377039
Average is better than what we have. Hope Alves can make him play above his ability. Dalcio looks like average B team pacemonkey. I doubt he'll play even 10 games. Disappointed in Gauld though, looked like he was tailor made for a league like yours.
>>76377148
Gauld was doing fine in Setúbal before the disagreement between both clubs. Don't lose faith in the kid.
He should leave Sporting though. It's clear to me that they don't have a career plan for him at this point and are just killing his potential.
>>76347628
>our
>>76371815
>no Guedes
>no Renato
Anti-benfiquistas are worse than no-coiners
>>76377039
>>76377055
Again Gijón Cristal faggots. Bryan "the mini-Messi" Gold is Freddy Adu-tier
>>76377855
>defending meme benchwarmers
>ignoring Varela, Cancelo and Rebocho
goddamn you spoiled benficunts need to have all the toys for you
>>76372554
wew lad penta IS in the bag
>>76376754
I'm actually getting paid by Liga Portugal and FPF to create these kind of threads and to shill for Benfica.
What's the comfiest team
Maritimo?
>Pinto
>das costas
>>76381825
>Sopa
>de macaco
>>76381859
Has anyone besides Benefica won the CL?
>>76381896
Porto twice. They won in 2004 you underage.
>>76381896
fucking triggered
>>76372676
>podstawski
Give him back
>>76381896
Nice try, Grandpa! Nice try!
ITT: Heartbreaking Alberto Barbosa stories
https://www.publico.pt/2017/06/07/desporto/noticia/naval-ainda-espera-um-milagre-em-pleno-corredor-da-morte-1774831
*tunes in*
Just because you lads asked so nicely =)
when is our league starting?
>>76383340
We have Taça das Confederações meanwhile. Just need to change the meme to: pls watch our team
Ligue 1 is better than your «««league»»»
>>76383471
>French teams in Europe:
2 titles
>Portuguese teams in Europe:
11 titles
>>76383471
>needs portuguese managers to make the league seemingly competitive
>better
you may post 1 pepe to convince me to watch both your league and your team
>>76383851
Done
>>76348481
imagine a shitskin aboriginal bush whacker calling someone else a moor
>>76384012
>t. Butthurt self-hating emmigrant
>>76381727
r/soccer in all its essence, I can't believe people read all this crap
at least it's good to get mp4s of goals shortly after they were scored
>>76381727
reddit is a cancerous place
>>76382490
sure, you can have him
as long as you watch our... you know what
>>76379118
>there's no difference between being a benchwarmer at a CL contender or being the star of Marrazes FC
This is why Benfica already won the hexa
>>76385158
>hexa
>>76385288
Based Unas
João Mário injured, won't be playing the match against Latvia and the confederations cup.
This is now the final squad for the tournament, lampião friendly edition.
>>76387018
Pepe should die already.
>>76387054
He's a cunt in Real, but I can't complain about his NT service. He has always given his best, despite being a huehue.
Except for the 2014 world cup perhaps, but then again nothing went well in that edition.
>>76387018
Is André Silva actually good? I figure he was benched by that Soares guy at Porto
>>76387173
Yes he is. He wasn't really benched, he usually played alongside Soares, but that was because NES is an idiot and thought Soares' meme magic could win games, not thinking about his tiredness
An intelligent coach, or a coach that can deal with players' egos and enforce authority like Zidane, would have benched Soares in some games, to spare him, and start with Silva and Jota
Liverpool are being linked with this guy, is he any good?
>>76387081
Isn't he getting too old though?
>>76387255
If Liverpool takes care of them, he can be next Nani
>>76387018
Where is Eder?
>>76387258
we are lacking young talent in CBs, i'm afraid
>>76387322
on holidays, I think
young André Silva has been doing great against Faroe Islands and Andorra, so we don't see any point in taking Éder instead of him
>>76387255
Him going to Liverplol would kill his career. He is a fantastic player.
>>76387923
>it is better to stay at Sporting than going to Liverpool
Lad...
>>76387018
Delusional lampião
Best 11:
Patricio
Nelson Semedo
Pepe
Fonte
Raphael Guerreiro
William Carvalho
Pizzi
Bernardo Silva
Gelson Martins
Ronaldo
Andre Silva
>>76388146
Danilo is better than William, and you know it!
>>76388242
Não
http://www.minhavida.com.br/saude/temas/esquizofrenia
>>76388146
caralho
fiz o plantel dos sub21, veio um lampiolho implicar por não meter o rato sancho e o orelhas jr. a titulares, daí meter o barril a titular neste plantel
agora vens tu chamar-me lampião
>mcq
>>76388270
>all Porto Pepes are normal Pepes
>Sporting and Benfica Pepes are either Moors or Autist Pepes
Hmm...
>>76387210
>Jota
what's the news on that front?
>>76388354
Atlético can't sign new players for this season
He will probably return to Madrid to warm the bench to Griezmann, alongside Fernando Torres
>>76388336
Porto niggers make the Pepes, ask themselves why the Porto ones are normal and Benfica/Sporting are Moors.
Já tinha recomendado acima a outra tripeiro, serve para ti tb
http://www.minhavida.com.br/saude/temas/esquizofrenia
>>76387018
I'd rather have André Gomes over Pizzi on the left and Guerreiro over Eliseu
>>76387258
can still deliver
>>76387403
we still need him, the only thing he's good at, Andre Silva can't do for shit. hope FS knows what he's doing
>>76388430
>the only thing he's good at, Andre Silva can't do for shit
which is?
>>76388394
I made the Moor Pepes, but I never made Autistic Pepes
>>76388441
fight off defenders, hold the ball in front. basically what he did in final
>>76388398
>André Gomes over Pizzi on the left
Filho, trata-te
>>76388094
not a sporting fag but going to liverlel is just wrong.
>>76388474
Only if he lacks brains...
...which he probably lacks. You're right, he would be a new Quaresma-in-Barcelona with Klopp there
>>76388336
It's because I like to make them retarded. Got a problem with me buddy????
>>76388462
I think André can do that too.
>>76388474
isto, the competitive level is too big in the Premier and there's no margin for error. might as well keep them in our league if they're going to warm benches
>>76388504
Nope. They are the image of its supporters in real life. We cool
>>76388504
i love the autistic benfica pepes.
>>76388530
literally you in pic related
>>76388556
>>76388504
kek adoro estes sapos
>>76388505
not as well. it's good that he's being given experience in the NT, but he has a lot to learn
Sporting is best bros
>>76389538
>t. Masochist
i like your spirit
>>76347628
I will watch your league if you watch my league. Deal?
>>76387018
Benfiquista-mor here. Swap Eliseu with Guerreiro and everything is fine. Between William and Danilo it's also not crystal clear - depends if you want to build more on that position or not
>>76391240
Thanks
>>76391275
Copenhagen actually seems to play decent moneyball
>>76394615
Why are you thanking him you fat cunt? I MADE THIS!!
what's next for him?
why did Jesus the autist have to ruin his season by recalling him from Vitoria Setubal?
>>76349454
Is his head supposed to resemble a dickhead?
>>76394685
Even on memes you cry for colinho? Sad! I graduated top of my class in the Cidade do Futebol
>>76394730
Mate I'm terribly sorry but he's mediocre at best
>>76394759
Yes. He's a dickhead that went to Sporting Gijón because Benfica didn't renew his contract and he wanted to leave only to Real, Barça, Bayern, Juventus, Chelsea, etc. Even though he got offers from Napoli, Milan, and Inter since those clubs weren't as good as he wished he preferred to risk it all to a worse club but one that he's allegedly a rival of Benfica, to prove he was the one to make Benfica successful in recent years. He failed, though he almost made it last year.
I support Benfica, I still like him. When he got to my club he immediately said on the press conference: «I'm here confident I'll win the League» - and he did. At that time Benfica hadn't won it for 4 yrs and before that was 10 yrs without winning it.
I deleted my folder when he went to Sporting Kansas but I still like him
>>76349777
>the new one still isn't out
>rumor is that the creator finally gave up
WHERE ARE MY BLOOPERS JAY
STOP BULLYING YOSHI AND GIVE ME FUCKING BLOOPERS
>>76347628
why is this thread still here
Pedro Caixinha here,
Gonna need a quick run down on Daniel Candeias and Pedro Betocho (sp) please portubros.
>>76397354
Rebocho*
>>76397354
>Daniel Candeias
He was doing fine in a barbosa league midtable team (Nacional, turned to shit recently, relegated this season) until he left for foreign misadventures and I never heard of him ever since.
>Pedro Rebocho
Man, you gotta have some partnership with Benfica or some shit. Rebocho has ties with them.
I like this guy though, won the league cup with /moreirense/ this year and will play the u21 yuros. He's not Raphael Guerreiro-tier but I think he will do just fine in scots league.
>>76347631
>tf
>tp
>>76394685
You are an anonymous watcher of our league. There is no I, there is WE. We make these threads and keep them alive. We shill our league to the point where people give into the meme. Stop taking all the credit for yourself.
>**0.50 leagues have been deducted from your account for watch misbehaviour**
>>76397801
I feel that Pedro maybe has friends there.
Thanks for that friendo. I'll watch your league next year.