Official /mlb/ general - Hous10 edition

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy and Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy.

I miss being happy. Go Barves.

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>>76340284
[number] for injuns desu

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windians!

>>76340319
THERE SHE IS :D

>>76340319
FUCK YOU.

>>76340114
>>76340117
>>76340119
>>76340145
Faggot fucks. Washington isn't a state. Did you not go to school? They didn't want the President to live in a state to make the state more important than the other states so they invented Washington for the President to live in so they don't make the other states more important. Don't fucking act like I'm the dumb one.

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Injuns

>>76340309
i have to take my dog to the pound tomorrow because my mom isn't sane enough to take care of a dog much less herself. happiness is a thing of the past.

Go Braves.

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>Faggot fucks. Washington isn't a state.

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MARINERS!

>>76340349
I have never seen someone quite as stupid as him.

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>>76340337
For Me, it's Miss Iowa

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*Crawls back out of the basement

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>>76340345
why dont you take car of your dog?

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The 2017 Houston Astros are the current analog of the 1999 Arizona Diamondbacks

>>76340349
>>76340364
Fucking retarded shits. Do you seriously think the Washington fucking Nationals play in a state. Fuck. Quit "pretending" to be retarded.

>>76340374
Bad Autismus.

So maybe you guys can settle this for me.

I say Mike Trout with boobs might actually be some kind of spectacle.

What say you?

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>>76340369
>>76340369
For me, it's big titty delicious brown pornstar

>>76340337
Washington is indeed a state.
Technically, the Nationals play in The District of Columbia.

David Ross AGAIN

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>>76340284

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Only 16 games away from .500!

>>76340407
>HURR DURR WASHINGTON IS A STATE BECAUSE MUH SEMANTICS
Are they the District of Columbia Nationals? Literally fuck off. I'm right.

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>>76340345
It's not just your Mom Dude. Bitches be crazy.
Sorry about your dog.
>sad dog related

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Jays!

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TAAAAAAAAAAAANK

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>Washington is not a state

>>76340421
Only 100 games away from first place!

Does anyone have the Kershaw at the concert pasta? I saw something with "Cool for the summer" in it and was reminded of it

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>>76340352
MARINYAS!

>>76340377
im not home enough.

>>76340490
>He'll be fine
I've seen this episode before.

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>>76340220

Pirate Captain slowly faded away, Pristine committed suicide when Tulo was traded, The Bulge left when Josh Hamilton quickly turned to shit, Neon Deion left when he got exposed multiple times, Mauer is still around (probably just grew up and got tired of this shit), Pick Cincy probably got permabanned, JoyVotto was never the same after "accidentally" posting the MLP pic, Style Kendrix left when it became obvious the Phillies were burning, LGN got doxxed and his pics/vids were shared everywhere, LeXplorer is in jail......

And who can forget WSGS and how he got exposed as living in a burned out shack in New York! When he finally ran away, OWG died down.

I also miss
> Dunn
and The only dbacks trip because he posted Insider stuff.

It's just a bunch of kids playing here nowadays who think they know what's up, but they're clueless.

>>76340490
hahaha

>>76340510
He's on a good team for a change. He won't have another mental breakdown.

>>76340456
Tanking got the Nats Strasburg AND Harper. It's a solid team building strategy. Of course you have to draft well and then sign those prospects. Rizzo did a pretty good job at that considering he had to deal with Boras. Twice. You have a good GM, right. Kenny's really good at that. Right?

>>76340536
I miss his retardation. I wonder if he's even still alive.

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>>76340536
>LeXplorer

You now remember

>>76340545
>Red Sox
>Good team
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're not serious, are you?

>>76340641
They are "better" than my Whos to be honest with you.

>>76340620
I wonder if he will be getting out soon.

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>>76340284

>>76340620

i will always remember

thinking about visiting him purely for the lulz, i live a few hours from his jail

>tfw you'll ever experience the glory days of /sp/

what was it like grandpa?

>>76340681
You should do it. Visitors are always nice when you're in jail

>>76340686
mo'Lester was the peak of /mlb/ shitposting. If you don't remember that, you're too young to be here.

>>76340686

it was enough to keep me coming back for this drivel nearly every day

>>76340708

not sure if an /mlb/ rando visiting would traumatize the poor boy

>>76340490
only one of those starts was bad

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>>76340710
>t. mo

>>76340754
He's already traumatized from being in jail for several years.

>>76340686
Its just nostalgia. /sp/ was always /sp/ and it was always the same. The only difference was we cant have breakfast cereal ranking threads unfortunately

>>76340772
That day was fucking hilarious, and you know it. You don't screencap shitty shitposts.

>>76340819
My favorite was when he told TY that if he gave him head, he'd enjoy it.

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AL West BFFs check In!
Not so fast >rags

>>76340681

You should absolutely visit him and let him know /mlb/ thinks he's a glorious retard and we can't wait for his return.

>>76340686

Pretty good. Lots of different fans of lots of different teams. The banter was legitimately good, unlike now. Power rankings and autismputt were elite.

>>76340782

Reeses puffs is still #1, followed by Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

>>76340878
I'm not your friend, buddy.

>>76340678
What are signs of a weak bullpen for 500 points, Alex

>>76340782
>>76340940
Fuck that shit. I'll take one for the team and make a cereal ranking thread.

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Who /elite/ here?
I don't want any (you)'s from non-NL East fans or Walgreens fans.

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>>76340878
Where my Marinasamas @?

We pushed the >Rags further down in the division.

>>76341021
Lmao your team is shit. You should just jump ship and be a Yankees fan already.

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holy hell, they still have him on the hook for $853.50

>>76340992

Don't forget..... Reeses Puffs, then Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Also, Rizzos should be on that list. They taste pretty alright. Not as good as Honey Nut Cheerios, but Rizzo's are solid.

>>76341095
I can't believe he turned himself in when no one would have found out it was him.

Somebody explain to me how the Diamondbacks got no hit with that offense against that pitcher (1-7) record going in to the game

the NL east is objectively the best division in major league baseball
every team is a contender

>cubes

>>76341095
Should we raise the funds for him? He seems to have come upon some..... Hard Times:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc


>I hope you guys see what I did there.

>>76340686
Imagine having 3-4 proto-DGs arguing with each other in every general, plus 3-4 trips who actually tried to be helpful and do cool things like stream games or Ken Burns, or post insider articles on request. Then imagine anons trying to dox all of them and make them hate their lives because they didn't post as anon.

the cubs thread is boring can I hang out we your guys

>>76341136
Ummmmm...... Sorry sweetie, Cocoa Pebbles> Reese's Puffs

>>76341161
Explain to me why cockies fans exist despite their team being shit?

>>76341095
whens that retard supposed to get out?

>>76341095

Sounds like we need to start a GoFundMe.

>>76341159

I thought moot turned over information that would've pinned him.

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>>76341218
>Explain to me why cockies fans exist despite their team being shit?
Real fans are dedicated to their team regardless of how shit their team is. Welcome to being an actual sports fan, queer.

>>76341203
>Then imagine anons trying to dox all of them and make them hate their lives because they didn't post as anon.
>muh post as anonymous or else!!!
That's some intense autism. I'm glad I wasn't around for that.

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>>76340878

>>76341256
Oh yeah I forgot moot would have just released the info to the police. I guess he would have gotten lest buttfucked by the police if he turned himself in.

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>>76341255

>>76341332
Do you have the one that has his profession listed as "Custodian"?

>>76340562
Strasburg and Harper were both obvious generation talents, though. Those types of guys don't show up every year. Just ask Phillies fans.

>>76341282
I'm sorry I don't just stick around when the team is garbage. I live in a great city and there's other things to do. I can watch the Lakers, Clippers, Kings, Rams, Chargers, Raiders, UCLA, USC, and that's just other sports teams. I'm sorry all you have to do in your flyover wasteland is watch shit teams everyday.

>>76341209

Peanut butter and chocolate > chocolate

>>76341332

Hopefully July 27, 2019. Just about 2 years to go.

>>76341332
>>76341362
Well when he gets out I hope he likes living on the street because there's virtually no way he's going to get a job with a felony.

>>76341387
>I'm sorry I don't just stick around when the team is garbage.
Can't say you're a real fan then.

^^^ fun fact: this is actually true for most people Ive met from LA

>>76341438

* two felonies

>>76341332
I would lose my shit if he ever showed back up would make for some serious shitposts

>>76341457
I GOT ONE FELONY
I GOT TWO FELONIES
I GOT THREE FELONIES
BITCH, I'M BILL BELLAMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOqrbTlr6SA

>>76341450
>>76341452
Teams should earn my watching. When you have so many options I have to take my time to watch only the best, because in this city we only like the best. After all we are the best state.

>>76341465

kinda want to pay his fees desu

i know he did some terrible shit and caused legitimate panic but i do all kinds of stupid shit when i'm drunk

>>76341533

Lol he didn't do shit. He posted at like 3-5am and obviously no kids were at school. It was just white people panicking for no reason.

>he supports a team that isn't either geographically close to him or in the same state/city he lives

This is only acceptable if you aren't American

>>76341592
>He doesn't just support the most recent champions
It's like you never want to win.

>>76341592
This is true.

>>76341505
>Teams should earn my watching.
lolwut.

>>76341628

why would you support the cubs if you want to win

>>76341592
Disregard this post, I suck cock

>>76341589

you're as dumb as you are wildly repressed

>>76341674
Disregard this falseflag, I actually do suck cocks

>>76341669
I only cheer for the most recent champion. Last year I was #RaisedRoyal

>>76341592
>>76341674
>>76341707
Fucking psychotic freak replying to yourself like the deranged animal I know you are.

>>76341714
Who /113-0/ here??

>>76341756
Lol did I hit a nerve? Do you not live in LA?

>>76341772
>>76341792
Just stop. Seriously you aren't funny. You don't even have one iota the talent or humor of Daddy Greinke. You just need to leave. You are mentally ill and you kinda make me afraid of you because of your obsession. Get medical help immediately.

Guys I know it's taken me a long, long time to reach this point, but I think I'm starting to consider...

that Madison Bumgarner really is the best contemporary starting pitcher

>>76341944
Everyone here is insane.

What's the deal with the Dodgers asian pitchers? They've been shit compared to their other pitchers

>>76340389
holy shit these uniforms are awesome

>>76340478
I went to one of the Braves-Padres games last week and a bunch of us Braves fans started to do the chop. We were going all out, loud as hell, and the Padres fans weren't making a big deal of it so everyone was having a fine time. Then some shirtless dude with an obviously painted-on tan dressed in leather pants and a feather headdress jumped into the crowd. "You shame our proud people" he yelled, then he started making whooping noises with his hand on his mouth while doing what looked like a rain dance. Once we realized it was Kershaw, we asked him what he was doing there. He took a swig of whiskey and said he loved "the dirty dirty south, Hotlanta's my shit." This all took place at Petco Park.

What a cunt.

>

I was at the Warriors game in Oakland on Monday, and Clayton K himself would not stop screaming at Curry to "STOP CHUCKING IT LIKE A FAGGOT" for the whole game. When the security tried to remove him, he jumped onto the court and started deepthroating LeBron's dick. What a faggot.

>

I was waiting in line for Just Cause 3 in San Diego and much to my surprise, the man infront of me kept trying to kick open the door. The manager had tried to pull him away, but the fat neckbeard took a left hook to the face. The man broke in and stole all the copies of MLB The Show. As he ran to his lifted pickup, I caught a glimpse of his face. It was none other than Clayton Kershaw.

>

I was at a Ke$ha concert a few days ago and Cray Cray Clay Clay was right in front of me. He kept shouting "Do Cool for the Summer you faggot" and he wouldn't stop singing "we're cool for the summer" the whole night. Someone yelled at him to shut up and he just turned around and said "Papa, paparazzi!" Then he made camera sounds while clicking an imaginary camera at everyone who was looking at him. What a cunt.

>>76342009
>Sleeveless jersey
>Short sleeved undershirt
>Another undershirt with longer sleeves

>>76342009

the mariners ones were even cooler, somehow

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>>76342009
>purple on a team jersey

>>76340478
>>76342020
I saw Clayton Kershaw at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken back, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “1.52? 1.52? 1.52?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and just kept saying his ERA is 1.52.

>

I was at Chase Field one night a while back and Kersh was pulled in the 6th inning after giving up 4 runs. Instead of leaving to the clubhouse, he got naked and ran off to the pool, where he cannonballed onto a pregnant woman. What a cunt.

>

I was walking down the street eating an ice cream cone one day in 2013 when Kershaw saw me from the other side of the road. He ran through traffic to cross the street, forcing all the cars to screech to a halt, then knocked the cone out of my hand, all while screaming "fuck America" over and over. What a cunt.

>>76342040
What is wrong with any of those?

>>76342179
Hello heat stroke

>>76340478
>>76342020
>>76342160
When Kershaw came to Sydney in 2014 to pitch, I took along my cousin who in a wheelchair, and we both asked Kershaw for an autograph. Kershaw happily signed for me but refused to do so for my cousin. When we asked why Kershaw said that "he doesn't do autographs for cripples". What a cunt.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/ARI/ARI201403220.shtml

>

I went to the Giants Dodger game on Saturday and Klaus Thompson was there to support his brother. After the Giants won in a walk off against Jansen, I saw Klay Trayce and Kershaw all hanging out outside the stadium
Klay was mocking his brother saying "hey check out my ring dude" Trayce chuckled and told Klay to stop playing
Then out of fucking nowhere Kershaw starts crying and goes into a tantrum telling Klay to shut up about rings, saying "RINGS ARE A TEAM ACHIEVEMENT, THEY DON'T MATTER, 2 CY YOUNGS 2 CY YOUNGS 1.52"
what a pussy

>

Kek, what's up with these Kershaw memes? Is he supposed to be an asshole in real life?

>

all of these are true stories

I missed these old pastas.

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>>76340819
>mfw I was The Count
>ha ha ha

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>>76341021
>harvey
>elite
He was. Until your shitty coaching staff, 3 Stooges training staff and evil, short sighted management broke him in to a million tiny glass pieces.

Happy birthday to Aaron Nola and Scott Servais.

>>76342713
*strikes you out*

>>76342784
Whatever you say mo'Lester. Just know you could never be me.

Hmm, they post the Kershaw copypasta and the general suddenly goes dead. Really makes my poodler noodler.

>>76342793
This is why people hate Mets fans and are relishing in their demise.

>>76342973
tl/dr

>>76343085
>girl

>>76343085
>>76343333

you have terrible taste, terrible filename habits, and a serious mental illness

seek help

FUCK mariners anime guy

>>76343384
rude

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>>76343384
No.

>>76343085
>>76343333
This is the problem with the Cubs fanbase. They attract freaks, pedos, and scumbags like SOLER. The league needs to contract the team.

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/a/stros!

>>76343434
Shouldn't you be investing your negative energy on the Rockies?

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>>76343475
you are my favorite Astros poster next to Spaceman

>>76343384
He'd probably be okay with that.

>>76343475
>>76343513
I love you guys and I love the ASTROS! I just want to track you guys down and suck your dicks! Don't we all just love each other like the faggots we are?

>>76343384
Dont be mean to senpai mkay

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>>76343617
YEEEEEEEEUUUH

BOOOOOIII

>>76343617
>rags

>>76343721
Don't even associate my with that fairweather raging faggot Old Gay. I only post as ANON like God intended. That guys is a dweeb.

>>76343085
>>76343333
>>76343587
/mlb/ faggot/fetish power rankings
1. kissing gays dudes for free beer
2. drinking urine
3. that one cubs foot fetish guy
4. gay for Buster Posey guy
5. mariners anime/MLP posters
6. jint sloot pic guy
7. dodger butt girl

>>76343965
shit tier list

>>76344036
Step up your perversion if you want to get in the game.

>>76343965
Are you gay?

>>76344118
No.

>>76343965
>revised
/mlb/ faggot/fetish power rankings
1. kissing gays dudes for free beer
2. drinking urine
3. that one cubs foot fetish guy
4. gay for Buster Posey guy
5. mariners anime/MLP posters
6. jint sloot pic guy
7. topless nats girl guy
8. dodger butt girl

>>76344118
No. My sexual appetites are rather mundane compared to the museum of weird that is 4chan.

>>76344137
Feet are disgusting

>>76344244
At last you and I agree.

>>76344137
>man-feet

>>76344352
>fat-feet

Remember baseball? I do.

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>>76344473
>Remember baseball? I do.
just to keep things relevant, AL standings

This is some tip top tier autism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHJQTvmYI0Q

>>76344492
>rags win 10 in a row
>back to 5 games under .500

>>76344492
Astros and Nationals are the same team. they're good teams but they spend all year beating up on bad teams, get to the playoffs and fade away when they need to play a good team again

listening to the white sox announcers after that walkoff home run is just sad. They sound so defeated.

>>76344681
>rags

>>76344665
They won 10 in a row against the Padres, Phillies, and Athletics. All their hype was nothing but hot air against sub .450 pct teams at the time.

>>76344681
>they're good teams but they spend all year beating up on bad teams,

Orioles, Yankees, and Twins aren't bad. They have to also face the Rays soon.

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>>76344757
Not a rags fan

>>76344492
.... The T___s have only played 53 games?

>>76344750
Are they supposed to sound happy or something?

>>76344750
Getting completely stomped on and swept will do that

>>76344894
Closer meltdown losses are the worst losses. They're soul crushing.

>>76344971
wrong

hes going to the cubs

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>>76343384
why the hostility buddy?
>>76343604
i dont like penis

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1stros

>>76345067
>corgi
best puppers for real

>>76344986
>>76344894
>>76344887
Well still it's pretty depressing hearing it.

>>76340389
>implying a team that stacked will ONLY win 100 games

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>tfw share a fetish with a cubes fan

that thing he keeps posting is hideous though

why are whos fans autistic weird weebs?

>>76345377
You disgust me. Especially since you are a fellow Whos fan. I hope you sit on a thumbtack.

>>76340400
agree. what size is he now? 48C?

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>>76340878
>the >rags will be in last place by the time they leave Houston next week

L A U G H A B L E
A
U
G
H
A
B
L
E

>>76345437
sorry
>>76345470
feet
only 3dpd thing I can fap too

>>76345434
why are cubes fans faggot gay homos?

>>76345377
disgusting
>>76345434
because the team sucks. The whos are so bad and irrelevant that their fans all have resorted to degeneracy to cope with how bad their team is.

>>76345511
fake news
>>76345513
back when they didnt suck the fans were just as bad

>>76345535
>back when they didnt suck
????

>>76341592
>not supporting your grandpa's team
shameful tbqh

>>76345558
My grandfather was born in 1788. They didn't have baseball back then.

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>Mariners are finally winning despite the injuries

I still believe

remember to report avatar spamming fetishists

>>76345603
Mariners. Are. Shit. Sit down and be humble.

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>>76342713
Michael Conforto has more World Series home runs than the entire Nationals franchise.

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>>76345535
terribly disgusting

I mean the thing is we resort to anime and 2d to make up for the sox being crippingly depressing and suicide inducing. After drob gave up that walk off, and the sweep was I've been just marathoning kizu to try to cope. We all cope in our own ways but for something as horrifying scarring to the mind as being a white sox fan, especially witnessing yet another walk off and yet another sweep after a pathetic display of baseball by people who by all means shouldn't even be in the majors anymore, anime is the answer. At least anime won't rip my heart out spit and stomp on it everyday for 3 hours. At least anime isnt physically painful to watch. Its the best coping mechanism for this team after watching them play "baseball"

>>76343513
Thanks buddy, I hope you have a great week

>>76344492
>the gap between the top 2 teams in the West is the same as the gap between the top and bottom teams in the other 2 divisions combined

>>76345579
Then you get to root for the Louisville Grays and that's that

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>yfw they whos sign ryan howard

>>76345553
We led the division for the majority of 2012 before melting down at the end and getting our shit pushed in by the Tigers.

>>76345721
Pure Kino.

>>76345779
>thats considered good
I'm getting worried for the whos fans here. Their mental states seem to be severely damaged.

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>>76345633
I am being humble, i'm also being hopeful. I fully expected us to lose this series and we actually got a sweep out of it.

>>76345823
Unless your contention is that only one team can be good each season, yes, leading your division = good

>>76345823
White Sox baseball'll do that

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>>76345826
>Angels v Mariners battle for 2nd AL W spot
Will be entertaining

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>>76345677
Jayson Werth has 3 Home Runs in the world series and is currently a member of the Nationals.

Stephen Drew has one Home Run in the World Series and is currently a member of the Nationals.

Now is when you add an arbitrary condition that only you deem fair after the fact in an attempt to save face

>>76346004
Alternatively, this is when you try to say "Reddit spacing".

Despite the fact that this form of spacing was common for well over a decade before that term came into the posting vernacular

>>76345603
Haniger, Hernandez, and Iwakuma are all coming back soon too.

>the Houston Astros are more games above .500 (25) than the number of games won in total by 9 of the 29 other teams in Major League baseball
so how long til Manfred steps in? They're not the media darlings that the cubs were last year at this time, despite having a better record through 57 games.

>>76346300
I think they're kawaii

>>76346300
Trip back on Dr. Kimble AKA mo'Lester

>>76346300
>2016
>cusb constantly worshipped by every sports media outlet
>2017
>Astros have a better record than the '16 cubs despite losing 3 starting pitchers to injury so far
>win 10 games in a row
>bbrraaaappp LARPer and Aaron Judge are more often in the headlines than the entirety of the best team in baseball
huh

>>76346300
>>76346368
made me go hmmm
But seriously though, less media exposure means fewer national broadcasts which means we can listen to based Blummer instead of E!SjwPN and the likes of CJ Nitkowski, which I'm fine with.
Also, they're just not a controversial team. They're playing well and having fun, but there aren't any attention-hungry douchebags on this roster. They're not gonna be tabloid material just for playing good baseball.

Why doesn't someone tell Chris Sale to shave his fucking neck?

>>76346466
it's to represent his team's fanbase

>>76346004
>>76346056
embarrassing posts

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>>76340878

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>mfw da Stros are literally on pace to win 116 games
not holding my breath or anything but it's a good feeling for now

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>>76345721

Hello?

>>76346816
HEY

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>Hello?

>>76346816
>>76346862

what?

>>76346870
https://youtu.be/GHgW2z61_9k

>>76346933
i really dont like ajs face
please stop posting him

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NL standings

>>76346862
Kindly remove this

>>76347143
Will the NL West get 3 playoff teams this year?

>>76346696
Why are you excited about this? You literally only have two options for this season now:
1) the Astros stop over performing, and regress back to the mean hard
Or
2) the Astros win 116 games and choke in the postseason like literally every other team in baseball history that has won 116 games has.

Pick your poison. Either way, it's going to be nice seeing the Astros lifelongs leave the board.

Johnny Manziel

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>tfw too good to fall to the basement but too bad to win the division

>>76347369
>WAAAAAHHH s-s-stop being excited about your t-team doing well!

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>>76347408

>>76346933
what you got against Happ??

dude seems aight

>>76347369
>choke in the postseason like literally every other team in baseball history that has won 116 games has.
a great tradition

>>76346696
115 is ok 116 would make me jelly

>>76347431
t. Lifelong Astros fan since 2017

>>76347431
Gold medal post

>>76342005
Asian pitchers on the dodgers, at least the starters, always turn to shit after their first year on the team. Its been happening like 10 years ago when they imported shit like Kuo and Kuroda. If only the dodger asians could pitch like they did in the 90s with Nomo and Park.

>>76347369
All these flavors and you chose salt.

Did anyone ever nail down where all these lifelong Astros fans appeared from? It's gotta be /nfl/, right? They're super sensitive and take bait like /nfl/ casuals, but man they seem so soft. Soccer? Did they come from the soccer general?

>>76347780
They're from Texas, so they come from /nfl/ almost 100% guaranteed. Just like how the lifelong Jays fans since 2015 all came from /hoc/.

They're quite easy to spot too. Since they haven't been watching baseball that long, they can't argue against the criticisms of their team, so they resort to one-liners like "all these flavors and you chose salt" and "lmao you're so butthurt". They'll fade out soon enough. Just look at how quickly the lifelong Cubs fans jumped ship.

I'd rather have newfag Astros fans compared to bitter autistic permanently angry >rags faggots who don't even talk about how their team is doing and use /nfl/ tier """banter"" which needs to stay in that cancerous general.

>>76347850
>I'd rather have newfag Astros fans
You're alone in that preference.

>>76347850
>implying Astros fans aren't just /nfl/ users
One of their most active trips right now is an /nfl/ regular, that just showed up to /mlb/ this season.

>>76347845
I just remember the other day when someone asked the fun and easy question of "how many pitches are required to finish a game of professional baseball".
The general was under siege by the lifelongs at the time, and the first few responses to the question were "Three per inning" or "One per inning" and you just know it was the lifelongs trying to participate but damn.

That is really sad and embarrassing.

>>76347865
Who?
>>76347862
I'm probably not desu. They're not the ones rubbing shit in everyone's faces like Cubs lifelongs last year. They're actually really fun to have around even if they're new. Besides, two of their trips seem to know baseball fine enough. I have never, in my 5 years on this general, seen >rags fans talk about baseball save Tiki.

>>76347845

Astros lead in advanced metrics, they were only bad for a 3-5 season stint because they had to go from Astrodome to MMP and NL to AL, but of course knowing that somehow makes me an NFL fan

Like knowing Nolan Ryan was with us for 9 years, big unit Randy Johnson played for us once, Jose Altuve joined us during a low point, Craig Biggio has the 2nd most HBP in MLB history, or the fact that Astros fans have never seen a team this good.

But, of course, we must be bandwagoners to a bunch of salty French cries

>>76347143
>Giants
>Cards
>Pirates
>Cubs
>Mets
>all mediocre to crushingly bad at the same time
The air seems so fresh and clean these days, doesn't it? Crisp and invigorating, with a floral hint.

>>76347887
UT transfer

He's also the worst trip on this board outside of BAJP, so it's not like he's added anything to the general.

>>76347895
Dude it's just autistic spergs who hate new teams doing well. Don't let it get to you.

The Astros fans splaying out their very vague and basic knowledge of their lifelong ballclub is near-on sadder than that Jays fan with his soda can.
Close. Not quite. lmao that fucking can

>>76347895
>if I recite basic information about the team, I'll fit in!

It's just getting sad now lmao

>>76347910
>implying mo'Lester, Tiki, and Old Bay aren't worse

Hey guys lifelong Astros fan here.

Craig Biggio

>>76347918
>rags fans
>talking baseball ever

>>76347927
Forgot about Old Bay. mo'Lester is DG, so he doesn't count, and tiki has gotten better.

>>76346933
someone's jealous

>>76347914
I know I shouldn't but when someone calls me a bandwagoner after enduring 2009 - 2013 is triggering.

It's like they have no clue how hard it is to go from one entirely different league to another. For a while we were letting our players choose who got to be DH! Imagine Biggio, Bagwell, And others taking turns being DH.

Then there's the switch from the Dome to MMP which is like going from a stadium to a crackerjack box.

It took a number of years for our team to even out.

Fuck the cubs and fuck their fat DH

>>76347947
BAJP triggers everyone here. For that reason alone I actually like him. Say all you want, but he's smart compared to complete hillbillies like Old Bay

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Shitpost hour is upon us, and it's a repeat episode

2009


Craig


Biggio

>>76347927
>>76347936
Tiki can be low floor, but he also sometimes ventures into high ceiling.

>>76347956
>he's smart compared to Old Bay
Way to set the standard high.

All tripfags are shit

Hey guys! I've been a lifelong Astros fan for years! Did I mention we used to be in the NL? The Astrodome! Well, it's been good talking to you all! Oh yeah, before I leave, I have one last thing to say.

Craig.
Biggio.

craig biggio 2009
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biggio, craig (2009-2013)

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>>76347956
he even triggers his own fellow sox fans
gotta say thats impressive

>>76347950
I rooted for your Astros in 2005. Jason Lane was one of my favorite players back then for some odd reason. Chris Burke and Morgan Ensberg too in addition to Biggio, Bagwell, Taveras, and the like. Roy Oswalt's also a name never brought up here anymore and neither is Brad Lidge.

2005 Craig Biggio, that's Vintage Biggio, I call him Biggy like Miggy and he likes it

>you now remember dontrelle willis

The only true lifelongs on here are whos, memeiners, and philthies.

Prove me wrong.

Lifelong Astros fan since looking up the 2005 roster. Consider this fact, ponder, if you will, and ruminate with me regarding the late great Craig Biggio, god rest his soul

>>76347993
Old Bay's actually retarded lmao

>>76348000
You forgot mest

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>>76347780
Houston Astros fans literally didn't even realize they were in the AL until last year when they got trolled by the Oakland A's twitter account

>>76340562
Kenny isn't the gm

>>76348013
jesus christ

>someone accuses you have being a bandwagon Astros fan
>"but Craig Biggio! (optional: Nolan Ryan too!)"
>rinse and repeat
It's a simple formula really. I'm surprised the lifelong Rockies fans don't do this for Todd Helton and Larry Walker.
>

>>76348000
White Sox/Mariners fans have been here forever. Phillies had a lot when the team was good but when WSGS and the others died off there's only one or two left it seems.

Been a cubs fan for the longest!

I think Lou Pinella is still a better manager than the soft guy we have now

We need to trade for good pitchers like Mark Prior and Karry Wood to be good again! And we need to trade away all these dumb latin players like Contreras and Montero, just put the white guy behind the plate and get a new outfielder

can Rizzo play the outfield?????

>>76348001
My team was out of the playoffs and I thought it'd be nice to see a different team do well, Texass nigger

>>76348013
When the Astros were good in 2015, someone in one of my college classes was telling me about how the astros were going to easily win the NL central. I just smiled as he clumsily tried to explain his reasoning. Everyone in Texas knows that Houston sports fans are notorious for being fair weather. The only people that debate this are houstonians.

>>76348038
Go to bed Craig

>>76348040
>all represents one
You really are autistic are you?

76348042
Don't reply to me

>>76348054
This implies there was one Astros fan in 2015

>>76348042
oh man are you stupid or what

Hahn is the gm, not Kenny

turn off your trip already dumbass

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>>76348033
literally all you need to do is drop the /pol/ shit and worse, the cardinals shit

anime is optional and only serves as a much much needed coping mechanism. if drinking yourself stupid as a coping mechanism, then do that

>>76348063
/pol/ shit is OK, Cardinals shit seems faggy though.

>>76348054
>all represents one
Haha you butthurt faggot. I was giving a mildly entertaining personal anectode to help illustrate the power of lifelong Astros fans.

But it's a fact that Texans outside of Houston have stereotypes Houstonians as fair weather sports fans, and rightfully so. You debating this only further proves that you're from Houston.

>>76348066
>/pol/ shit is ok
Put your trip back on. No one wants to constantly see your retarded alt-right talking points on a baseball forum.

>>76348033
he had great tits tbf

>>76348075
I never tripped in the first place. I'd just not want Tumblrinas infesting this board like they are on /nba/

>>76348063
Yeah this
AJ's just a white noise windbag without the forced racist Tourette ejaculations, boring but harmless

>>76348091
/pol/ and tumblr can fuck off. They're both politically idiotic, and none of their retarded bullshit belongs on a sports discussion board.

I understand that 4chan users generally lean right, so most of race baiting and shit that athletes do will be ridiculed which is fine, but I don't want to constantly see le edgy racism that people like BAJP constantly post. It's just as bad as the triggered tumblrinas.

>>76348113
Fair enough.

>>76348113
And don't forget all the constant homosexual gaybashing.

76348125
>MOLESTER AKA SOLER DETECTED
Now you're paranoid and retarded

All you faggots are gay and retarded

Another wall of text from this sad fat weirdo

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>lose 4 out of 5 starters early in the year
>two guys hitting .340+ on the DL
>couple games out of the WC
Is the AL just bad or what

>>76347984
>tfw Taveras never panned out
at least he was able to navigate Tal's hill better than anyone I've ever seen

>>76347780
>>76347845
Can confirm that 99% of Astros bandwagoners both online and irl are Texans fans with a sudden interest in baseball now that the team is good. It's irritating sometimes, but bandwagon fans spend more money than anyone and I'm more than happy for the Astros to make money so they can afford to stay good.

>>76348136
Soler is actually molester thought. It's clearly obvious.

>>76348125
>cheers for two teams
>doesn't live in the same state as either team
You literally can't make this shit up

>>76348162
is soler also pissboi

>>76348176
WOOston is pissboi

>>76348157
>but bandwagon fans spend more money than anyone and I'm more than happy for the Astros to make money so they can afford to stay good
Isn't your owner the richest owner in all of baseball? He's a cheap bastard, and will pocket the money instead of investing it on the team.

>>76348153
>>76348153
>Talking about a wild card this early in the season

Yes the AL is fucking horrible and so is your mother

>>76348191
mean

>>76348184
Mean :( I'm not doing anything wrong

>>76348191
I love when you post here desu. Genuinely. It's nice seeing a trip that isn't UT, BAJP, mo'Lester, or Old Bay shit up the thread for a change.

>>76348206
ignore him

literally just give us karma points and let us op mods at this point jesus christ you fucking people

>>76348000
Is this some kind of ironic post? Because I was posting Superwonderful and starting Giants game threads since the pre-general era.

>>76348040
>Everyone in Texas knows that Houston sports fans are notorious for being fair weather.
I don't have any dislike for the Astros or their fans whatsoever. But in 2011 I was eating dinner in SF Chinatown when I spotted a family all wearing Astros gear at one of the tables and they saw my Giants hat. They congratulated me on the 2010 World Series and we talked a little baseball before our meals were served. The topic turned to the Rangers and I asked them if they felt any strong rivalry at all (they were in different leagues still). They said, "oh no, we cheer for them too." And it just reminded me of what the Bay was like prior to the Zito defection, but that was already ancient history at that point.