ITT: sum up the football in your country

*dives*

>Concedes to shit teams
>Relies on German KANGZ because our homegrown KANGZ aren't interested
>Our spics suck dick

>the NT is underperforming since literally forever
>our club teams in european competitions are the biggest choke artists in europe

Legia wins lol

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>>76338929
>Atletico Nacional
The Juventus of our league. Have the most leagues (Like Juventus) and the most international titles (Not Like Juventus). Top Team (For Colombian Standards), insufferable fans. Everyone else in the country hates them. Has been linked with match fixing scandals and Pablo Escobar in popular culture
>America de Cali
Red devils. Infamous chokers in international titles. Relevant team until they were relegated to second division and stayed 5 (Five) fucking years there. Deluded fans.
>Millonarios
Our very own Liverpool, minus the international titles. Used to be relevant and had the most title leagues, now stays comfortable in the Mid-table (Until this year) Absolutely deluded and violent fanbase. Lost 8-0 to Real Madrid in a friendly, Kaka made them a goal with his ass. Punchline of the Local football jokes since then.
>Santa Fe
Millonarios rival, since both teams are in bogota. Millonarios used to be a bigger team, but santa fe Has won more local and international titles these years. Horrible, parking-the-bus team. Plastic fans.
>Junior
Main team of the coast. Unreal inconsistency from year to year. Punchline of the football league since
>Lost a final to nacional in penalties
>Some unknown twitter accound released fake news saying Nacional had made 4 subs, been disqualified, and Junior was the new champion
>People unironically flocked to the streets and celebrated
>News confirmed to be fake
>National shame

>men's national team
an absolute fucking joke
not much positive to say
we rely on immigrants but anyone of worth with eligibility for another NT is gone quick

>women's national team
relatively good but >women's soccer
at least we can claim one of the GOATs in Christian Sinclair

>MLS teams
competitive, though have yet to win a major trophy
decent amount of support, but then again it's MLS

>overall
only a small part of this country can host outdoor soccer for most of the year
despite high youth participation, the lack of good domestic development and higher incentives (whether in money or glory) push kids to other sports

Pepper spray and constant Boca bashing

>>76339141
I was wishing it would be Nieciecza

>>76339054
>underperforming
you mean utter shit
its never been good, ever

>hoofs it to a shitty MLS player on the wing
>passes it backwards
>loses the ball over and over again
>gets a cheeky goal from only good player