/hoc/

Champions trophy cricket will be happening when stanley cup finishes

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Are you ready to apologize?

>>76337206
I would never doubt a muscular and intelligent Finn

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>>76337206
>Finnish goaltending

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>>76337139
Reminder that Sid was smelling his stinky shitskin, not his breath

>implying preds don't sweep in 6

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Is Donald Ironhook elite?

>>76337259
>implying Pens didnt just want to finally win a cup at home

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>>76337206

>>76337206
Never fall for the finnish goaltending meme again

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"Your breath smells like an ape's asshole you fucking nigger!" -Sidney Crosby

How did he get away with this?

>>76337484
Crosby just became /our guy

>>76337206
>A lot of goalies are autistic
>A lot of finns are goalies

really makes you think

>>76337789
STOP using autistic as an insult

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>>76337206
Apologize for what? >Finnish goaltending will literally lose the Cup for the Trashville pREDDITors

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hmmmmm

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hmmmmm

>>76338117
man skulle kunna säga att Olli är Pittsburgh dörrMattaa

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13113892

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Sunbelt-haters
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76338151
Nashville isn't sunbelt

>>76338150
hokkei is a little too "luck-based" for single-game elimination.

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>>76338143
Heh, bra inlägg

>>76338143
>>76338193
Friendly reminder that this is a chinese basket weaving forum and that we must all speak vietnamese. Get out, Norway.

>>76338225
Matta = carpet in swedish

since Olli was bullied by his teammate i said we could say he's ther doorMatta

>>76338225
Tôi không có ý tưởng những gì bạn đang nói về

>>76338151
thats alot of redditors who left there basement

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>>76338159
>Nashville isn't sunbelt

>>76337484
Well he's not wrong

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>>76338310

>>76338298
>Preds have fans
>Get fucking excited for playoffs
>"Huuur its Reddit guys!"


There's a difference between the Hawks and preds. Whenever the Hawks are out of town, you see THOUSANDS of Hawks jerseys. When preds are in town, you'll see a few preds jerseys and fans. Also, they aren't that obnoxious. Sure there's a large bandwagon but it isn't like everyone in the hockey world is going to buy a preds jersey and act like they know the team

>>76338025
who said i was insulting, merely making an observation.

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>>76338298
not as many as the redditguins tho

>>76338370
Nashville is right on the border of sunbelt, it pretty much is

>>76338473
They're the obvious Reddit team that isn't Chicago

>>76338117
pens confirmed least likeable team.

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>>76338518
Why? :/

>>76338518
Id like them if they weren't so awful with their arena and other teams. Fuck the Steelers still

>>76338552
dynasties are reddit

>>76338552
Diving mostly.

Also, that WebM. punching from behind on 2v1.

>>76338298
>alot
>there
Rather be a redditor than a high school dropout

>>76338561
I'm supposed to like them because I have close family over there/go there a lot. But even then I can't make myself like them. Something about them piss me off. The Vegas gold uniforms made me not like them, but even now I can't quite get excited for them.

>>76338622
t reddit

go back kiddo

>>76338574
Are you reddit?

>>76338579
To be fair diving comes natural to penguins

>>76338633
Well, I'm glad they dropped the Vegas gold. It's such a shitty color for them. Mustard worked so much better with the black.

Going to beat up some Finns tonight lads. Think I can bash at least 3 in a couple of hours.

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Why are people bullying finlan? Other than the one sperg who says he is going finn bashing every few days I have noticed a significant increase.

Pens fan here. Went to Nashville for the game. Can confirm that Nashville is not a "hockey town." The stadium is really conveniently located right in the middle of Nashville's equivalent of New Orleans' Bourbon Street. People who tote about how Nashville always sell out their games never mention the fact that the stadium is basically in the middle of a party street. Naturally, drunk hicks would gravitate towards a game as an extended party. No one there knew remotely anything about hockey besides "Smashville!!!1111!11" and "Catfish!!11!!"

How can you assure me you do not have any poo stains between your buttocks RIGHT NOW?
Dirty poopbutts

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Guys. I've mostly eaten carrots and apples today and you won't believe the farts.

>>76338978
And you have a church across the street from the paint can. Guess that's why it isn't that loud in the first round lol

>>76339033
>Braaaaaap

>>76338978
Shit that didn't happen: the post

>>76338978
>Nashville is not a hockey town because the stadium is conveniently located

C'mon

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>tfw no ice girl gf
Just end it

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>>76339223
boop

>>76338978
how early did you leave? 5 minutes left in the 2nd?

>>76339236

More like BRAAAAAAAAP

>>76338504

Gtfo, Predditor fan fag.

Why is hoc so against southern teams having hockey teams? would you want the sport to exspand?

>>76338978

Probably this. They don't deserve the cup. Shitty, embarrassing white trash fans and they even let a nigger on the team.

>>76339223

I just don't want to be alone.

>>76339329
Wanting to expand the league is great, however there should (probably) be a limit to how ambitious you can be
2 teams in Florida does looks weird
Glensdale Arizona too
Teams would need to actually be (very) succesful to maintain/obtain exposure.. Which is not the case for the Panthers, Canes or Yotes

>>76339329
I am more against tripfags to be desu

>>76338579
>diving mostly
>Forsberg has been the biggest diver this playoffs

What did he mean by this?

>>76339315
I'm not even a preds fan.

>>76339414
There isn't a single preds trip here

>>76337206
>falling for the meme after one game
Shiggy Diggy

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>>76337484

>>76338150
>denying home fans playoff games
>single game elimination
FUCK OFF BETTMAN, PLEASE STOP RUINING THE LEAGUE

>>76339412
Arizona isn't a bad market, but it's because of the arena and how the station that plays its games doesn't show them at times

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>>76337484
can i get sid's autograph still? did the value of it just go up even higher?

>>76339414
oh come on you can't tell me you don't have a single trip that you're a fan of?

>>76339586
snowbirds are the only ones who go to games, arizona is a garbage market and a failure as a team

>>76339647
I've met coyote fans and they aren't bad. Like I said: Their arena is far from Phoenix, and the station barely plays their games unless you have a certain provider

>>76339631
Not that I can think of
I actually like smuk and what he created but he was never technically a trip and could very well be dead.

>>76339396
this guy gets it

I believe PK didn't lie and Crosby is just bad at trash talk and didn't want to admit it

>>76339655
you ever think the station doesnt play the games because nobody gives a shit about hockey in a desert?

>>76339586
this

>>76339726
If they broadcast hockey, then they are caring about the sport

>>76339678
>dead

could be forever lurking.

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>>76338310

>>76339756
you dont make any sense

>>76339586
Why did they move from Phoenix again?
Having the arena that far away probably isn't helping either tbf

>>76339780
Why do the lines pointing out how sunbelt western canada have to be so sunbelt? Is that the joke?

>>76339821
They moved because the arena wasn't fit for hockey. It was the Barclays before Barclays existed

I don't understand how this is going over everyone's heads so much... obviously Sid didn't say this, PK was just making a joke because whatever Sid really did say it probably wasn't appropriate for national tv. There is literally no context to this at all yet it's all anyone is talking about, for Christ sake talk about Roman Josi's 3 point night or talk about Sid's lack of goal scoring in Cup Final games, but please for the love of god drop this pointless story.

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>>76339780

>>76339894
I think tommorow will settle it. I'd like to see Nashville win this one, but Penguins are hungry to win another. Plus guentzel is pekkas kryptonite

>>76339894
The media seems to blow whatever PK says up
Wether it's "we're gonna win tonight", or that Sid thing

Anything to distract the fact that neither Malkin nor Crosby had a single shot on goal last game


>>76339839
Aaah alright, would move make sense if they moved back then; in a new, improved arena.. should the NHL be willing to help fund that

>>76339894
Josi getting points is normal though and not newsworthy. Freddy Hockey is the main on-ice story right now.

And the breath thing is hilarious.

>>76340205
Suprised that the other hockey man could win a cup meanwhile johnny is screwed because the flames can't do shit

fuck hockey and fuck white people

>>76341001
back to /nba/ plz

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>tfw no hockey games to watch on the road

Thread ded
You're all watching cuckhoop aren't you

>>76342094
have a beer and sit in the tub bud

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>>76342112
fuck that, I'd rather commit sudoku

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>>76342178
Bought 2 pints of whiskey to keep I the golf bag tomorrow and I'm already halfway through one. Dinner was nice though

>>76342112
nope smoking and house of cards

I'm bored wat do

>>76342717
fap

>>76339898
Why did you draw italy

>>76339541
>bettman
>reducing the number of revenue generating events

>>76342427
Didn't HoC (haha) kind of go to shit?

>>76343023
Season 3 was transition. 4 was good, 5 is good so far (ep3)

>>76343036
Might have to get back into it

>>76343023
this season is ok if you pretend it didn't start out trying to be serious. it's completely over the top and fake

Doug Stampur just blew it with this lady, laying like a dead corpse in bed kek

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>>76343162
The cuck angle is soo fucking cringy. Why

>>76343023

Season 5 dropped the ball. They had to basically rewrite the season because originally they had Frank colluding with Petrov's Russia a la Trump-Kremlin.

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who /Bon Aqua, TN/ here?

>>76338151

>Only Tennessee team to make a final in years

>it's /hoc/

>Bandwagoners sky rocket

Not a surprise every cousin loving butt fucker comes out the wood work to finally feel like a winner kek.

>>76343556
lyl you meant to post this on reddit

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SOON.

>>76345255
>soon
>no arena
What did you mean by this

>>76345340
one of the bids dropped out today.

Now it's down to 2 options, both of which will yield a team either via expansion or via the Coyotes relocating

>>76345477
I want an expansion. Keep the coyotes even if they are a blood market.

>>76345640
I think if the Sodo arena wins, it will likely be the Coyotes because they will be able to play in Key Arena while Sodo is being built

If the Key Arena remodel bid wins, I think it will be an expansion team because there is nowhere else for a team to play while Key Arena is getting remodeled unless the NHL is ok with a team playing in a 7,000 capacity WHL arena.

I would prefer expansion too though. I know what it feels like to lose a team and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

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>>76345709
I feel that Quebec is coming soon and the isles need a way to get an arena built soon. I would want one near citi field, yet the city may not want one genre. Aside from that, relocation could happen because the fucknuts at Nassau shrunk the original arena so it can't hold an NHL team. Barclays is utter shit also, so we're screwed by 2019 if no arena comes


As for Seattle, I hope that the team ends up well. Not like a Seahawks meme, but like the Mariners, where you want them to win but they won't (Sadly)

Friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS before last April

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>>76345900
>No fans
>Sold out EVERY game this year
>Also this chart

more like smelly nigger edition

>>76345958
yeah no fans

>>76345255
Hockey doesn't need a team in a gay enabling city.

>>76346001
Bridgestone is around 17300 in capacity. These fans actually FILL the arena up, and this is also on average. This isn't even bad for a sunbelt team, but it's actually amazing. Meanwhile my islanders can't fucking sell out because some asshole didn't think a hockey team would come to Barclays in the future

>>76345801
I'm pretty sure they will. the NBA seems to not care about the market anymore, and the NHL shuffled the conferences 14-16 right before expansion talks started, now 15-16 with Vegas. In terms of expansion, what other market in the west is there for a potential NHL team? Portland? KC? would they go full meme and put Quebec in the western conference?

Also the Coyotes would have moved to Seattle 4 years ago if Glendale voted to not keep the team. the NHL and an investor had a deal signed. There was also a rumor that a Coyotes executive toured Key Arena with the Oakview group, who are currently one of the prospective arena bids.

I may be wrong, but I see a Seattle NHL team as a "if the shoe fits" scenario. the only step still needed is an arena, which will inevitably get approved by the end of 2017.

>>76346040
nobody cares reddit, you're a bandwagon scum

>>76346042
Portland and Kc are good bets, but I would love to see Salt Lake City or Nebraska try to get a team. That would be interesting


Isles are dead if cuomo doesn't get an arena deal soon

>>76346075
>Le ebic Reddit meme

I'm not even a fan of them, but they do have fans. How dense are you?

>>76346109
nobody cares fag

>>76346121
Apparently you do because you keep fueling this retarded arguement that they don't have fans meanwhile the Penguins arena had been half empty during one of the playoff games...

>>76346037
Says the guy with bulge in his name

>>76346145
that's a lot of words fag

>>76346084
well I hope they get it figured out then. The Islanders getting relocated out of New York is just wrong.

>the third world slum of shitcongo is still assmad about getting swept by a wildcard team but can't come up with a better insult than reddit

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>>76346194
It is. We won 19 straight playoff series for petes sake, and the only team to do so. Plus 4 cups and great jerseys, Shit loads of misery, and everything just becoming crap over the years

I just hope the NHL doesn't dupe us

>>76346240
>It's another episode where Nashville is called the redditors yet nobody goes to preds road games and invade the stadium

>>76340097
Glendale isn't the best place, yet it is a functional arena. I'd take that over the talking stick resort arena

Pretty keen to move to Finland

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>tfw phoneposting now because my laptop is dead

Fuck, im one of them

>>76346574
t. no one ever

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Nashville Bromosexuals will sweep in 6

Predditors had no fans

>>76346645
>t.reddithawks fan

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Hi I'm doctor pig and today I'm here to talk about bandwagons

Bandwagons are when you have fans just show up out of nowhere to root for your team, and latch onto them whenever successful. The predators aren't going to be as successful next year, unlike the Hawks which actually created a mess

>>76346645
blackcocks have eternal redditdom and it can't be transferred so fuck off

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>>76346591
it's time to take the honorable man's way out and just commit sudoku, leafbro

>>76346639
>gay
>Titleist hat
>his breath stinks

i am Sid's complete lack of surprise

>>76346687
was a good show

>>76346687
t. hawks bandwagoner

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>>76346802
Im too poor to afford another one
Fuck
Im 6 grand in debt, i cant add another 1500 to that

>>76346645
True. Literally did not see one on /sp/ until this year.

>Pens start off as the "bad guys"
>stick to their game and scrap out wins
>other team starts gooning it up
>other fans show their true reddit selves
>Pens and their fans gradually become the good guys
You can't make this shit up. Literally every series.

>>76347319
well said, gentleman's sweet incoming
feels GOOD

>>76347283
shut the fuck up faggot

>>76347319
>bettguins
>good guys

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boring as fuck: the SCF

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

>163 replies
>13 posters
pathetic

>>76347620
>>76347620
>he said 13 posters
>there are actually 47 unique posters

what did he mean by this?

>>76347620
>>76347633
We're going to need a video review to figure this out.

Fuck off Curtis and David

Go to bed Steven

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>>76347640
ohhh i see, you're taking this in a direction in which the allegory will eventually lead us to "i am le preddit le preddit should be up by 3 gamez"

we guess what, buddy. your're are wrong.

>>76347658
Fuck off, doug

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>ywn do blow with jonathan taves' in the bathroom of a winnipeg dive bar then suck his dick after
just fucking end it

>>76347892
How coked out are the Knights going to be on any given night?

>>76347892
>>76347922
no more coked out than the rest of the league. this sport snorts more dust than sand niggers trapped in a sandstorm

rip seattle hokkei

IT'S HOCKEY DAY

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>>76348098
very excited
VERY excited
really though i'm REALLY fucking excited for tonight /hoc/

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>>76348010
the dream isn't ded yet

Worried for the Preds 2bh. I think they'll be more complacent but hopefully wake up just in time to win it. Otherwise they're done.

>>76338040
>sharks
maybe move the franchise to a place that cares about hockey

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>/hoc/ on page 4(four)

>>76348214
so did you not watch the news today then

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>>76347319
>Team becomes Reddit self

Is this even English?

>>76339150

> finnish goaltending

Greetings, /hoc/.
I am here to find interest in another competitive sport since it appears that only one team of thirty think it's fair to have 4 superstars on one team.

So with that said, I'm looking into hockey since it seems to be a lot more competitive and has more parity.

So, who do I jump onboard for?

>>76348277
>implying they are even on the same skill level as the Penguins

Every series pongs have 1 blowout loss. Always won the game after

>>76349718
Depends what kind of team you like. Im gonna need some info about yourself

Trying to find last season canuck matches and can't find them anywhere except some really shitty stram sites.
Anyone got a good place to watch old matches?

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>>76349718
>competitive sport
>Baaawww it's not fair the other team has better players!

>>76349781
Do they still offer the vault subscriptions? Used to be $5 a month to watch old games

>>76337139
It's true, Sidney Crosby eats shit

>>76350627
More like Soupcan has shitskin

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If you went up to people who didn't know anything about hockey and showed them a pic of bill kessel how many billions of people would it take before someone accidentally guessed athlete

Not pro athlete on championship team but just athlete

I'm don't get it, guy looks like he's a mod on some anime forum

Never seen anything like it outside of baseball

>Jake Guentzel has more Stanley cup final goals (4) in his career then Sidney Crosby (3)

Crosby confirmed a Guentzelbabby?

Thank God it's only 2 days between games this time

Pens win tonight

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

why won't they let Nashville be sunbelt?

>>76351226
but it is

fuck phil kessel and fuck white people.

>no hokkei
>no football
>no jigaboo jam

What the fuck am I supposed to watch tonight la's?

>>76351754
hokkei

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>>76351616
he just wants what is right for his race

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Friendly reminder that Nashville is not Reddit and are the good guys.

>>76351874
you cant even say predators without saying reddit
therefore your statement is false and i will kindly ask you to return whence you came

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>>76351903
Sure you can, you see, you're pronouncing the A vowel sound like an I. That's your problem. It's PredAtors not Redditors

>>76351975
the fact you have to attempt and make a distinction already proves my point

>predators
>they use an extinct animal as their logo

Why not just use a Tiger or some shit?

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>>76352012
The fact that you're purposely pronouncing it wrong shows your are clearly Reddit.

Besides Nashville controls the 3 star dragon ball and is blessed by the spirit of the river catfish god, that shows they are from /a/ and therefore our guys

>>76352107
>no u
this conversation is over


>trashville predditors

>unironically rhyming your citys name as your nickname
>Dont even play the style you nickname yourself after

LMAOing @ """""Smashville"""""
R E D D I T
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D
D
I
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Hope this series ends tonight somehow so we can get to Ovechkin being traded for Bill and a 1st.

>>76352237
>Unironically wanting more russians

>>76352261
Malkin needs to play with fellow slav not fat American.

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>mfw i want to like nashville but then their fans

>>76352828
>expecting sunbelts to know the difference between Scandinavian and Nordic

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It is not impossible that atoms in the water that's in my glass once was a part of an ice hockey surface

>>76353363
it is also not impossible that those atoms were once my piss.

>>76353363
or my balls lmao

>>76349720
reee I don't want another pens-sharks series

>>76353427
>>76353432
It is also not impossible that water atoms in your saliva once were a part of my sperm

>>76353455
the amount of sperm a low test swede could produce....

not likely.

>>76353537
the amount of saliva you produce while thinking about my sperm....

quite likely.

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i only source my water from my personal bon-aquifer
swedish semen need not apply

>>76353567
KANAKEK BLOWN OUT

>>76349743
Well, I'm was raised in the heartland, born in Virginia, I support one NBA team in particular but all interest bites the dust when the postseason comes around because of predictable outcomes and terrible lack of parity.

So with my being new to /hoc/ I wanted to see something different as opposed to watching the same two teams run the table.

>>76349827
I get the point of competitive sport, but when a team signs players to make an entire league uncompetitive, there's no interest in outcome. Npt only that but the sports media was rooting for this year's finals to be something like the holy trinity. All year they've been screaming appreciate greatness when it's bought and not earned.

For me, it's like chewing a turd for that one corn kernel that the media's been harping as the best piece of corn you'll ever chew on. I've decided that I'm done chewing.

>>76353820
Be a Predators fan. They're going to be the first .500 team to win the Stan Lee Bowl.

>>76354226
>predditor fangays will defend this

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>>76337139
>stinky nigger breath

Where were you when cantada declined into hockey irrelevance?

Canada to date is roughly 35,000,000 (35 Million. The State of California is 39 Million residents)
More than half the population is over 50 in Canada.

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/05/01/ranks-of-seniors-catch-up-pass-young-people-in-canada-census-numbers-to-show.html

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/05/03/the-missing-children-of-canada-s-east-coast-census-shows-rapidly-greying-region.html

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/2016-census-age-gender-1.4095360

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/statistics-canada-seniors-1.3248295
>More Canadians are 65 and over, than 15 and younger

When ALL these old people die, there goes more than half the population of Canada.
It's going to be a fucking ghost country. More than half the population is set to die in the next 20-30 years.
People from other counties, not raised on Canadian Brain Warping pablum hate this country and leave. No amount of refugees will help this country. They WILL leave.

Canada is the second largest country on Earth, but have only 35,000,000 people in it, spread out over a huge patch of land. It's already empty.

Canada is done. I foresee a war between USA and China for the remains of Canada.
What the fuck are 10 million useless millennial leafs going to do?? LOL country is going to be a disaster.

Fucking old people man. They're all poor fucking Canadians too. Their grandkids aren't inheriting millions or anything of the sort.

OLDada

>>76354226
Preds are 13-6 though

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>pens fans so fragile they can't handle cheering at Bridgestone arena

>>76354542
thank you based bettman

P.K. Subban
Pekka-Rinne Subban
Makes u think

>>76354403
Haven't seen this gif in a while and it made me really happy

>>76354557
Shame that his team will pull through instead of based catfish

>>76346245
Well then you can root for the superior in every way Rangers

>>76354660
>stanley cups: 4
>rags

>be storied franchise for whatever reason, not success though
>muh NYC
>new team comes in
>destroys the league in just over a decade
>forever in their shadow
>rags

>>76354866
its the universe's way of making up for the mets

>>76354912
What happened to them? Lost in 5 to the royals right? Did they just drop off?

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>>76354959
yes and yes

>>76354513
There's more spics and niggers in California than there are total Canadians so we still win.

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>>76354866
>Rags in the shadow of the Islanders
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
*deep breath*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

those beaners who have a literal car taking up 25% of their glass seats believe this

Friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS before last April

>>76355189
Most people just root for them because they don't want Penguins to win again

>>76346042
maybe move Detroit west if they Quebec

>>76355330
that will never happen

Guys I think Alabama needs a hockey team

>>76355366
Naw , Bama only cares about their toxic college handegg team . Fuck them

>>76355366
First they need electricity and plumbing.

Why do only low class trash like hockey?

>>76355094
>Rags: 4 cups, 3 of them were from before the 2nd world war

>Islanders: 4 cups, all a lot more recent than the first 3 of the rags

Hmm.. I wouldn't say the powergap is that big desu
If Islanders moves back to the Colliseum, it'll help the attendance bit; a bit arrogant to assume they're overshadowed by the Rags desu

>>76355386
>most affluent fanbase, majority white
>low class trash

>>76355189
Friendly reminder the 1# seeded Chicago Blackhawks were swept in the first round. How embarrassing!

>>76355406
swept by a no. 8 seed no less!

>>76355402
This . NHL has the most affluent fanbase

Apehoop and povertyball have low class fanbases

>Both NYC teams have 4 cups

what does it mean?

>>76355401
no, it's arrogant to think the Islanders are close to NYR in term of relevancy (aka popularity)

A 4 cup run in the 80s is all the Islanders have. Be honest. When you think of hockey in NY you think of the Rags in the Garden. Just the way it is.

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>>76355490
>When you think of hockey in NY you think of the Rags
all according to plan

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>Islanders are the big bro
>can't find a barn to play in

5 year stretch of good results and then shite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_New_York_Islanders_seasons

why is hoc so shitty and kill

>>76356066
perds & pongs final

>>76356066
no memes

>>76356066
Because this is one of the shittiest finals in years
Preds really need to win to mix things up

>>76356066
Redditors are quietly seething over the Pens repeating. It's fucking hilarious.

>>76356066
plebsburgh fans had to pre-emptively leave the internet because they can't handle the shame of losing the cup to sunbelters

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>the asspained state of non-burghbros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNlgISa9Giw

Vox has just confirmed that hockey is more luckbsed than apehoop

Your thoughts on this?

>>76337243
leave that bullshit for the burgers, milkbag
you're better than that

>>76337556
>>76337484

time to fuck off back to /pol/, kids

>>76354866
Isles over shadowing the Rags?
Bwahahaa!
At least you tried.

>>76356400
>>76354581
>>76353803
>>76353432
>>76351754
>>76349827
kys bitch faggot

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>>76337139
Smashville in 6

>>76356808
good post

>>76356808
Smashville in 7

finland is niggers

Preds in six.

Will the pongs blame the ice for losing again tonight?

>>76356066
>cup finals
>relevant

Pongs have no shot at winning in the 'ville, so the question arises: can the Preds take a game in the Pitt?

>>76356961
would you be willing to eat your own shit on stream if pittsburgh wins tonight?

Has there ever been a Stan Lee Bowl where the road team won every game?

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>>76356911
Have to point out: USA = 56% white

>>76349340
Yeah, I did. Only one bid dropped out of the Key Arena renovation. there are still two groups competing for a Seattle arena.

lifelong tennessee resident here. go preds.

y-yeehaw

>>76357112
danmark = 100% homosex

I love these posts because they're important reminders that Sweden is my best friend and greatest ally. You, on the other hand, are poopyheads.

Pens are the good guys. Gentleman's sweep.

Yinzers are degenerate subhumans.

>>76357421
t. mad jealous trashville resident

>>76357444
It's most likely just ted from akron.

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>>76357354
hello neighbor :3

>>76357460
hmm guess that would explain why I'm laughing SO HARD right now

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Will we see >finnish goaltending tonight?

>>76357609
Of course!

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hmmmmmmmm

>John Shannon@JSportsnet
>Documents being distributed today to facilitate Andrew Barroway buying out minority owners of the Arizona Coyotes

Looks like the Coyotes will be on the move soon.

>>76357859
Barroway is a Bettman shill. Arizona wont go anywhere if he gets full control

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76357929
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREE

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*blocks your Cup*

>>76357975
2 sisters no cup

>>76357975
that webm perfectly encapsulates thomas' entire career. only modern hockey player that deserves a movie

>>76357975
the turning point of that series happened earlier in that game.
the aaron rome/nathan horton hit changed the entire series.

>>76357471
Should've checked the flag brother, give me a break.
Go Preds.

>>76358090
no, horton pouring boston water changed the series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN5CBJuTNeU

https://youtu.be/QisbQ7n3bGg

LMAOing @ Ted from akron

>>76357975
*riots internally*

>>76358135
unironically love this good old nova scotia boy. love to all leafs for his blessings,

wait is there hockey on tonight? oh there is....oh well

>>76357975
>Reddit: The Goaltender

Normally you cunts are boring calling everything you don't like Reddit but Subban showing up with a bag of mouthwash might be the most Reddit thing I've ever seen.

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>>76357379
>soon to be shariacuck who experiences daily rapes, shootings and grenade attacks but still dumb enough to love their enemy is your best friend.
>wherediditallgosowrong.jpg
Pic related.

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>tfw Pinkerton is owned by a swedish company

>>76358053
He must be enjoying this years Stanleeb Owl from his underground bunker

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>nashville homos sweep in 6 at home
>carrie underwood rips off her clothes and starts furiously flicking her bean on camera and squirts everywhere
>subban wins cup and bergervin gets his kneecaps broken by pissed off habs fans
>weber dies from alcohol poisoning
>penshits and blackcocks eternally btfo

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>>76358957
wot

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>>76358995
If digits this will happen

>>76358995
The dankest timeline.

Preds fan here. I am so confident that we will win tonight that I will meet up with anyone in the Nashville area and suck their dick if they lose. 100% serious we got this.