Rays @ Mariners Game Thread

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Lets go M's

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Hey M's bros. How's it going?

Of course I miss the last two games and the Mariners absolutely obliterate their opponent and the Zunino is even hitting!

Has the sleeper finally awakened like Paul Atredies in Dune? Or are the Rays pitchers Meatball Machines like a sausage factory?

>>76336311
Valencia, Gamel, Cruz and now Zunino are just hitting really well imo

>>76336487
I'll take it. All I know is that if Zunino can hit .250 for a season; with all of the XBH's that come with it and the defense, he'll be an all-star. He really looks different!

I'm pretty sure the last time Erasmo faced us he styled all over us. He really wanted to stick to Lloyd.

Before Nellie, the fastest Mariner to reach 100 home runs in a seattle uniform was Richie Sexson.

lol fuck

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CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MISSILE TAKING AIM AT THE BATER'S EYE

Big Richie achieved true bum status after the huge dip he took after 100 homeruns.

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Homer 298!

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Happy BDay to the skipper

MIRANDA MASSACRE

KKKKK

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MARINERS!

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>Miranda has control of his fastball episode

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

>Overslept edition

Damn Valencia! That was a textbook Tony Gwynn 6.5 hit

>>76337046
You were called out over in the general:
>>76337195

>>76337245
ok

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>>76336311
I know. I'm bummed I missed them as well.

Zunino has so much promise, he's so good behind the plate - if only he could be counted on to not struggle at bat. Even all through 2015 (miss ya, 'Mike Z's K count' guy) I've rooted for him

Heres a great LL article if you havent seen it:
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2017/5/31/15679272/diagnosing-mike-zunino-can-he-be-fixed

REEEEEE robo umps when??

How do you even score that? 0-3?

FUCK YOU JERRY DAVIS! Lose some weight and get some agility. GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL would have scored on that.

STOP FUCKING WINNING ASTROS REEEEEE

>>76337575
well he tried to get 1B ump there

love it when the umps get got

BOOG!

BOOG

>>76337531
That was good. He'll be an All-Star someday. I really believe that.

B
O
O
G

MIRANDA MURDER
KKKKKKK

>>76337692
if he hadn't been rushed by Jack Z, and not left to painfully struggle so long, and if we had kept Castillo to keep the pressure off him who knows? Could've been already, maybe

Apparently having Chooch around for support has been great for him though

And yeah Lookout Landing is definitely my favorite Baseball site, funny and smart as hell - every single writer just seems like someone you would love to have a beer and catch a game with.

I have to much fun here to fuck with their gamethreads though (And I'm too 4channed, I'd probably get b& for saying nigger or something)

>>76336311

too soon to tell

>Danny Valencia is 9 for his last 9
Wow

>>76337961
I agree. I like some of the LL articles, but trying to be in a gamethread on such an ad heavy site, with more scripts running, with that crowd is not my kind of place. I love the anonymity, no censorship and layout of gamethreads here way too much.

Look at all of this Rays "defense"

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>>76337961

I know that feel. I would probably get banned on other sites easily

Fuck just a little early

>all aboard!!

Oh god, please oh please let it happen twice

Sleeper agents Erasmo and Sugar Jesus: ACTIVATE!

>>76338210
this

>>76338210

the perfect plan

I fucking love this new version of Mike Zunino

MIKE ZUNINO

YAAS BITCH YAAAAS

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ha ha ha
eat shit erasmo

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MOTHERFUCKIN ZUNINO
The Sleeper is almost AWAKE

MIKEY Z

FUCK YES

MIKEY ON FIRE!!!!

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thank you based zunino

>>76338277
That guy is so odd. Really really weird dude.

ARIEL MIRANDA NO HITTER THROUGH 4 ALERT

>>76338277
>posting this right now
The fuck is wrong with you faggot?

>>76338344
thanks idiot

>>76338360

its been happening all season. the team has built a resistance to it at this point

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>>76338344
nigger

>>76338344
THANKS FOR BLOWING IT DAVE SIMS

>>76338360
>>76338400
>>76338406
Do false flags count?

Because this bait reeks of it

>>76338400
>>76338406
There is zero chance servais woulda let him go nine innings.

>>76338421
Blowers said it before I posted, blame him.

>>76338433
Why? If his pitch count doesn't get too high, why not?

Also anyone got any old Bad Miller memes they can post, lost all mine from '14 and '15

Lomo memes would be fun too, I still love him and miss him even though were better without him. Hes just so cute (no homo for lomo)

>>76338457
Did he?

Why? Why?

Especially from a pitcher at that

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>>76338497

I might have a few

>>76338457
Sims will blatantly talk about no hitters and perfect games and has been doing it his entire 10 years here. I hate it.

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>>76338497

>>76338523
"Miranda with no hits through 4 today"

Then they sent it down to Kreuger who said it as well.

Cano still jogging lmao. I don't blame him but cmon

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>>76338555

every time

Valencia record time?

>>76338828

yes

>>76338828
Nope

>>76338828
maybe

>>76338828

I don't know

SPEED KILLS

DYSON, DICING EM UP

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BTFO

MIKE ZUNINO MULTI HIT GAME ALERT

Is Zunino fixed

Zunino is a new man. He actually looks intimidating up there now!

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Now I'm looking forward to Big Maple most of all, but I can't imagine what I would've told you a few months ago if you'd claimed a Miranda start would be the anticipated high point of the rotation.


Seriously, it's been rough, and this is an exceptional stretch, but man it's hard not to be proud of the boys for hanging in there so decimated by injuries (that keep coming!)

I still honestly believe that this work limping through will build the type of heart and character that wins rings - if the King and the Bear come back strong and some Jerry trade deadline heroics and I really really believe we're going to have another Cinderella year

Here's to the new '95!!

>RIP DV streak
nice one though!!

Mikey deserves some BABIP luck, glad to see him gettin it

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I'm really hoping zunino can do this for more than one series

>>76339018
Enjoy the good times bro, they come and they
( mostly ) go

But who knows? Hes got the potential so if he can just maintain the confidence.

And what a great Cinderella storyline of this the new 95 if it's zuni bombs that power our late season comeback (shhh, lemme have my dreams)

What the fuck was that call??

>>76339049
late

the Boog is not amused

>anyone get a screen cap of his expression?

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jesus. i could've sworn the all star break was in june for some reason. guess not. still a ton of baseball left.

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Remember me?

>>76339130

I do

She looks like she starts randomly singing around the house. Probaby super annoying 2bh

She was almost an entire half-step flat at the end there holy fuck

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>>76339158
>comfy lead
>7th inning
>no more beer at the game?
mfw it's funpost time!

inb4 more Dick

>9:30am
>Wake up
>Mariners up 4-0
>now 7-0

feels good

>>76339257
Wow Maury Wills. I wonder what he thought of going from LA to pre-Microsoft boom Seattle with loggers and sailors everywhere?

>>76339272

its monday right?

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looks like Miranda (we need a nickname for home) is gonna go at least one more

We gonna be rested and Maple-ized on tuesday and I live in NoDak (Twinkie country!) so the game will be on TV at my regular bar. Man I'm stoked!

>>76339287
Sure is m8, winter here too. Bloody freezing

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>>76339311
meant to post this Twinkie classic

Ow

>Dyson
kek

Shoulder blast!

>>76339337
what do you know about a town called Coober Peely or something like that, where its hot and they live underground and supposedly theres a lot of oil waiting to fracked?

I'm from North Dakota (don't tell me about freezing, we see 40 below here) and work oilfield and would love to frack down under. Is the industry picking up there?

Or how about mining? Can a yank get a mining job there, that would be bad ass

Was that scored an error

>>76339422
Apparently not

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>>76339367
what d'ya mean?

He doesn't suck, names aside

>>76339397
You are confusing NZ and Australia, the mining industry is much better over there. It's dying here as far as I know

MIRANDA MAULING
That run should not be earned.
KKKKKKKKK

There sure are a lot of ex M's on the Rays.
Erasmo
Lord Farquad
Bad Miller
Rickie Weeks
Sugar Jesus
LoMO?

>>76339485
Mariners legend Mallex Smith is also in AAA

>>76339485
Thats Rickie Weeks Jr. the ex-mariner's son.

Not a single rays fan this series kek

gg

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MIRANDA THE MASTER

>>76339553
>Ms Mallex Smith

Man I miss those day, good times, good times. They go so quick the good times

What are we, 8 out a 10 now?

I'm feeling a strong Cinderella story here, from A(riel) to Z(unino)!!

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GG, bring out those brooms boys

keep it going into the next Ms

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What a fun weekend for once!!!


Time to Maple Murda the Twinks!!!

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>>76339644

I'm last and don't you forget it.

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sweep

gg rays