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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioWxCt5xwwc
time for an ex ussr only save
only loaded ex ussr nations
>>76336008
wrong kind of "Caucasian" m8
I love you guys, but I'd delete all your saves for a gf.
>>76336008
Are you including the Eastern Bloc in that?
>>76336146
don't worry I would too
>want to get lower German divisions
>download off the steam workshop
>author edited the names of English divisions
Why.
>>76336178
nah, although I could
Is there a way to filter scouts by number of countries in their scouting range? I know you can add Scouting>Nation Knowledge Level for 5 or 6 countries but that's tedious and inefficient and only shows matches for those specific countries
Also, do data analysts' attributes matter at all?
>>76336304
no and no as far I know
>>76336008
>only loaded ex ussr nations
Those Ballon D'Or awards are gonna be funky.
>>76336187
At least FM17 Editor should allow you to revert those changes... but it's still a PITA.
>>76336326
Thought as much, thanks.
>>76336187
might have something to do with the lack of an official German translation
>just beat one of the best teams in the country in the cup after slapping teams a division above me 4-0 and 5-0
At this rate I'm going to fucking make europe because they're all playing reserves and youth.
Why can I beat the best teams in the league using a silly formation with ease, but when I put an hour into selecting a formation, players and instructions, I draw 1-1 with ny U23's?
>team is complete trash apart from 2 spanish midfielders and an african striker
>in debt and the board except atleast EL groups
this will be harder than I thought
>>76336784
did you make sure they don't use main team tactics?
>>76336937
the word is "accept"
>>76337045
I meant expect
getting him for 30 million
>>76337135
wurf it tbch
>losing to a random finnish team in the CL
who /firstdaysacked/ here?
>>76335904
>where born
Moreno Valley, CA
>also hi chilly
hi, OJ!
>>76337476
>Moreno Valley
all I know about it is that that's where the "alternative" school for my high school was
>>76337476
>favoured personnel: jason kreis
kek
socal not as good as norcal but i'll take it
how's your life been? not still on active duty i presume?
>>76337517
you mean for your school district
>>76337255
not i, india seems to be easymode
>>76337655
yeah that's what I meant
>when you get rid of your DoF because he won't buy players when you put it as a responsibility for someone else because they have higher buying players stat but he also doesn't do shit.
>tfw have been spending money stupidly for months
>have no money left to eat
should i start streaming to get money?
>>76337842
Mitch-tier rambling.
>>76337877
Sell your weed.
>>76337877
Eat your weed.
>>76337915
>>76337939
i don't even have any weed left
this is the worst of all tbH
>>76337965
sudoku
>>76337877
stream since mitch never streams and always has bullshit excuses. tank his audience.
>>76338029
if i ever understand how to set up a stream i think i could
>>76337988
not until milan wins another CL
>>76338055
there is literally a billion youtube tutorials
>>76338082
and a billion reasons not to watch any of them
i'll try when i'm done with school (in 4 days HYPE)
>got humiliated by some random fingolians
>my rivals are almost in the EL groupstage
J U S T
>>76338098
literally mitch tier motivation
>>76338156
at least mitch had good reasons to be the lazy cunt he is
>>76338156
tbf if I was starving to death I'd probably be sluggish and low-energy too
>>76338599
i'm not actually starving to death desu, i still have some shekels left
>tfw gonna buy weed with those
delet me
What do you guys think of this lad?
>>76338718
great little player. would be better if he could pass, but at least he has that PPM and good decisions
>>76338714
and they say weed isn't addictive
>>76338913
nah it's not about addiction or anything
it's just the only way i got to get away from problems (not real problems like job or school, problems like love (bad meme desu) or shitfriends)
>>76339016
what about music, or running, or something like that? those help me
>>76339016
>it's just the only way i got to get away from problems (not real problems like job or school, problems like love (bad meme desu) or shitfriends)
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK FOOTBALL MANAGER IS FOR YOU FUCKWIT
>>76338718
>10 passing in a deep midfield position
Not even for free.
>>76339112
i go cycling nearly every day for some 20km more or less, music has been a passion for years but lately has been declining because i don't seem to find new music that interests me
>>76339142
it's always open, just losing a bit of interest to it too
>tfw need someone to save me because i'll be dead in a few months if i keep living like this
nice feel tbqh
>>76339142
>implying trb doesn't just create more problems
>>76339184
so you tribble even more to make those new problems go away
>your best player comes out as gay on twitter
>fans riot
>board steps in and sells him
tfw
>>76339181
>cant find music that interests me
Time to get into Fugazi my man.
>>76339184
true, the hongkong save lasted for about 5 hours before getting fucked out of the asian cup in the quals and sacked
that's why i have problems
>>76339181
what kinda music are you into?
>>76339240
>not building up a club to provide the NT with regens before you go into the crappy NT
>>76339247
been listening to nearly every genre because of /moo/, but i'm mostly into hip-hop, indie rock and post-rock
>tfw spend nights listening to drone, questioning life at 4am while merzbow is playing
>>76339262
>having time and will to do that
uh wrong person
>>76339285
ok, find time and will to an hero
>>76339290
>fueling my will to an hero
morzi pls
>>76339180
>>76338718
how much higher can I get the lad's passing you think?
>>76339556
if he has potential left to burn, maybe 13-14
if not (and he probably doesn't), say 12
>>76339556
At that age, he would have to have high professionalism, a lot of spare potential ability, as well as many successful matches (leading to events-based ability increases) to increase passing considerably, but that time, you could easily find better players than him.
Love 3rd division Maltese football
>>76337517
still counts as Meximerican to me tho
>>76337655
>how's your life been? not still on active duty i presume?
it's been much better, less than a year left before i leave for greener pastures.
i've been working out a lot more than drinking now (if that was even possible) as my anger has manifested itself beyond being satiated by the booze. i'll be looking greek god status when i get the fuck out at this rate.
i know it's late but i'll stream if i get a single (you)
>>76340481
stream you cuck
>>76340196
>>76339731
I can only hope
>>76340644
Perhaps even a decent fullback on the right side if you don't rely much on crosses.
>>76340732
I rely on my fullbacks for crosses
Currently playing Costa as a BWM(CM) next to a DLP
>>76340525
link?
>>76340990
The only non-asian currently streaming FM on twitch.
>>76340990
his twitch name is his trip name
Assist of the century lads
>>76343003
watch as the cd reconsiders his life
>>76343093
Oh, it's wonderful
Rate my meal
>>76343429
What is it?
>>76343817
depression
it was a bacon roll which i toasted with some cheese in
4/10
Is there a difference in playing style between players with the same fucking role but at the WB vs. DL position on the tactics screen?
I swear to Christ there's only 10 regens every year who are even awkward at either WB spot but are perfectly fine at DL.
>>76345399
force them to play as wbs.
>>76345399
I think they're more or less the same in attack, maybe guys in the WB slot get forward a little more, I don't know. when you're defending, WBs will sit a little higher, which might seem like a problem, but wide defenders are so fucking BAD at defending anyway in fm17 that it's probably more useful to have them somewhere they're better placed to intercept a pass to a winger rather than getting beaten 1v1 for the 500th time
and then just play with 3 CBs
Is FM 17 worth getting for $17?
>>76345688
if you don't have a recent version already - yes
if you do have a recent version - debatable
I've heard 16 had problems (didn't play it myself), but even so I'm twitchy about buying FM 2 years in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frky-ga7dmg
Uruguay made James McClean look like Bayol
>>76345977
this is just like fm
anyone else /warriorswontimenowforextremerules/ here?
>>76337668
cool
>>76339304
really tho
>not putting in 1000+ hours on making a shitty nation respectable thru scrapping and clawing at the club level
why even post
>>76339556
why even bother w passing? strong as fuck and defensively sound. Anchors Aweigh my lad
>>76340411
i'm doing my first real cut after my first real bulk. tips?
>>76336008
>>76348103
If you want a Russkie, check Maria Burova.
>>76348123
Nice namefix btw.
>>76346576
>i'm doing my first real cut after my first real bulk. tips?
don't give in to temptation.
it's fucking hard. cutting sucks.
the results are fantastic though.
Wew after thousands of hours of FM Iv'e finally gone a season unbeaten. After I won the title in the press conference it told me my average age was only 23 too
impossible
lel just had 16k attendance for an italian cup final in a 70k capacity stadium. Not sure if a bug or what
>>76349318
Depends how terrible those Italian clubs are. Reputation is everything.
>>76349348
Ac Milan and Torino and we were averaging 50k in the cup during the season
>>76349177
>11 draws
Nice try, kid.
>>76349368
SI quality then.
>>76349374
>unironically playing the bad guys
>>76349441
He isn't Juventus
>>76349374
>113 goals
What formation? Swap the ss with a CF(s) is my normal formation.
>>76349474
>That midfield
>>76349474
>BWMd as holding midfielder
>>76349524
>>76349541
? i just want him to get the ball and immediately lay it off for my fullback. Same with the B2B
>>76349474
It was this, for most of that season, then I changed it up to the 4-3-2-1 wide with basically the same tactics. Now I'm playing 5ATB because my team stopped winning for no reason.
Also having a crazy stacked team helps.
t. Zidane.
>>76349562
>B2B
Roams.
>RPM
Roams.
>BWM(D)
Runs around like a headless chicken.
None of them actually sit and protect the midfield nor offer a solution to recycle possession.
BASED FM GOAT DIMARCO WITH THE WONDER FREEKICK IN THE U20 WC
which one would you buy
>>76349625
I alternate the BWM with a DLP(D) during the season but that was for a final. Would swapping the B2B with a DLP(d) be a better tactic for attacking fullbacks.
>>76349759
You put the DLP (D) in the middle to protect the line and offer a solution for recycling possession. If you don't want your midfield to roam, don't give them roaming or heavy closing down roles. Read the role descriptions and see what they actually do.
>>76349750
alternatively, could buy left but he'd cost like 30-40M
is he worth it?
>>76349843
>40M for a 20 year old
No, never.
>>76349750
>Winger
>Garbage Workrate
I ain't not need no lazy bums in my squad.
hello
is 12€ for fm2017 worth it?
thanks
TTSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>76350087
for that little yeah
why does the regard think /trb/ stands for "post as much about ronaldo as possible, don't post any fm btw"
>>76350896
Cause trb is about talking right bollocks
>>76350896
don't engage him, he isn't a man of his word.
>>76350925
I have my own version of that
>>76350896
>the regard
nice PC spellchecker
>>76350925
>posts a huge missi in refgerence to a game where he didn't score
>"n-not a barca bandwagonner I swear"
>>76350945
>nice PC spellchecker
it's a meme from elsewhere that's become a habit for me
>>76350954
>posting outside memes
>>76350945
Missi is the trigger. i'm all about SuarGOAT.
>>76350978
if Suarez GOAT why didn't he win PL?
>>76350997
Trophy doesn't taste nice to eat
>>76351009
http://modernfarmer.com/2013/09/goats-eat-tin-cans/
guess Liverpool should've read up instead of believing maymays
nice "shot"
>>76351130
Aiming for the Colmar flag
>+2 the game
I didn't even want to keep Solomons on the bench but somehow spazzed out when trying to replace him
>>76351193
0/11
>>76351193
>only 4 frenchies without 2nd nats
as it should be, I guess
Things I hate
>player is standing still and decides to cross/pass/shoot when there is an opponent standing a metre in front of him, and blatantly makes no effort to avoid hitting the ball off of him.
>player stands still with the ball, making no effort to move or pass, and allows opponent to rob him of the ball, taking two seconds to realise he's been dispossessed.
>>76350978
Last year at some point I though momentarily that Suarez had overtaken an ageing Ronaldo.
But then Zidane forced Ronaldo to rest and now Cristiano is as good as ever.
Meanwhile Suarez has started to decline and has honestly been looking quite shit lately.
>>76351548
Tungsten put your trip back on
that or keep taking the meds, ronaldofag
>>76351746
wasn't me
tfw
>>76352011
Let's see if retarded Sampaoli/Bielsa autism will work in the Swedish 7th tier
>>76352028
Just remember that when it is a retarded post it is not me.
>>76352030
be nice to your DCR or nothing will work
Pray for us.
>>76352059
I didn't get the meme
>>76352117
>M. Jacobsson
try removing an s and adding triple parentheses
>>76352059
>>76352131
Oh I'm an idiot. I prefer a team with lefty pascifists so it's good to have him here.
>>76352030
Could've been worse, both our goals against were individual mistakes, we broke through on the regular although most were a huge anti-climax. Interesting desu.
>>76351306
Imperialism's a hell of a drug
>>76352027
>new signing
>25
F
>>76352030
Red pill me on CWBs
>>76352814
They're wingbacks with all the attacking instructions switched on
They're >shit
>>76352775
>tfw to intelligent too live
>>76352775
Screenshot from the overhauled FM 18s social media feature?
But rip
>>76352775
I find out about way too many world events from /trb/
>>76352986
I remember finding out about Mandela on here, not sure what else I have done
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF GOALKEEPERS HAVING A "RUSHING OUT" ATTRIBUTE WHEN THEY INSTANTLY GET DEMOTED TO A 5.9 WHEN THEY CONCEDE IN A REASONABLE ONE ON ONE SITUATION WHILE RUSHING OUT AS THOUGH SITTING GLUED TO THE LINE AND FLAPPING AN ATTEMPTED SAVE IS BETTER AND THE ONLY WAY TO PLAY HOLY FUCK FM IS SO SHIT
>>76353085
>5.9
That's a good thing though.
It means you save a week's wage.
>>76353085
>he falls for the rating meme
Why are you a manager if you care about some pundits doing ratings? You know you are supposed to be more knowledgable then them right?
>>76353021
I found out about Paul Walker on here. then i had to look up who paul walker was
>>76352775
F
>>76353125
and the player's morale goes to the shitter for a month
>>76353170
Not if he accepts it.
Just compliment him after the fine.
>>76353204
over the bad performances, not the fine
>>76353170
>having diva players
lol wtf liverpool
>>76352775
Would love to know how much Beijing paid for him only to have him play 11 games then literally die
When is Morzi going to live stream?
Last Fm I played was 16, and I distinctly remember enjoying 11 and 12 better. Is 17 really that bad, and if it is, which FM is regarded as the best by /trb/?
>>76353276
ive never seen point deductions what can teams get them for in fm?
>>76353338
I have tried it, and it won't be until I get a new toaster
>>76353349
Administration and violation of budget rules
>>76353345
16 is the worst in recent years
>>76353431
So which one is the best from recent years then? 11, 12, or 13?
>>76353457
>11, 12, 13
>recent
if only
and to answer your question - 12
>>76353345
17,15,12
>>76353457
I'm a '14 ride or die
>>76353520
We fucking know
Always nice to start off the season with a casual 0-2 comeback with the 3-2 being a blooter.
>>76352775
https://streamable.com/qyavt
>tfw Newcastle came back but he didn't
fucking retire you cretin
>when your school bully is in the opposing teams lineup and you go hard tackling on him
Surprisingly satisfying.
>>76354861
Yeah, that's showed him as he earns a proper wage being a footballer
>>76354861
Yeah but one of you is playing FM and the other is playing football
>>76353526
I miss the IRC
>>76355006
Good thing he has an absolute dogshit carrer IRL
so far so good
>>76355493
Post your best player. I just want to see how terrible they are.
>>76355493
Let's not talk about this though
>>76355521
He is wayy better than anything else I have though. I had to give him a whole bunch of promises.
>it's another /trb/ is fucking dead episode
>>76355755
we died with Tiote
>>76355755
>tfw he wont sign for me
>>76355825
>One footed
You're too good for him, mate.
>>76355825
>tfw taking over the best players of my main competitors
this feels absolutely disgusting
>>76355913
Feels good you mean. You must destroy the enemy.
>>76355940
he refused after being given a semi-pro contract from his team. Didn't even realise that they were semi-pro.
This PPV is tremendously bad so far
>Stoke's star player comes off after a challenge
>Ref gets a 10.0
>Their manager says I should get sacked
>"I must have broken his leg or something... jeez"
>Sprained Ankle 4-5 weeks
Rightio.
>it's a lose 3-0 against bottom that literally has not a single good player in their entire team with 8 pace strikers so you fucking push them up into their own half having a libero with 12 pace as cover but you still lose 3-0 with 2 goals from in behind your defence despite having >>>4<<< 1v1's with their GK episode
yeah im mad
been reloading for some good youths for about 2 hours now and these are my best 2
what save should i go with?
>>76356819
What do you do to arrest a complete slump in form midway through the season?
>>76356831
No way this isnt bait right
>>76356876
no. 0% chance of it being no bait.
>>76348123
Who is the best team out of the former eastern bloc nowadays?
Is it still Dynamo Kiev?
>>76356819
>>76356831
Trip up mitch
>>76356860
I guess this is supposed to show off more of the fixtures screen than your monitor can handle but it still looks like you're hiding being an ezmode team
>>76356892
RB Leipzig
>>76356907
not him
>>76356907
not me
>>76356924
I am, I just wondered what you would do if they just collectively forgot how to play
vis tiek ačiū
>>76356907
this wasn't me either
>>76356979
teams usually started to shit the bed around january/february/march on FM12
might have something to do with match prep being lowered after the teams learn the tactics, so try bumping match preparation up for a while
that and be more strict with team talks ,go for the "let's not get complacent" after winning (inb4 greentexts)
>>76356995
>supposedly first post in thread
>not a new IP
>>76356924
>RB Leipzig
Well played, but not including Germany.
>>76357016
it's his evil wifi-stealing 3-loving capitalist next door neighbor
Hey I can't organize a defence just like Bielsa and Sampaoli can't. 3rd time this season I beat the record goals in a match.
>>76357016
it was his twin, margarine
>>76357097
>most goals conceded in 2nd place
post tictacs por favor
>>76357243
Yes I'm playing half my team out of position in the 7th tier.
>>76357243
Also it used to be with highest possible line, but I keep conceding against absolute shit turtle strikers.
>>76357274
I mean there's no harm to it their decisions are probably below 6 anyways
>>76357312
I'm okay, I think I can fix the defence with some tweaking.
good luck not committing sudoku after you can't fix them being retards no matter what you do
>>76357393
>>76357352
rip I'm retarded, forgot the (you)
Morzi BTFO
>>76357393
I mean it is already increddibly stressful getting 0-1 behind every single fucking match. If I can cut down on 10% of the goals I can win the league.
Also rate my tactics.
I've changed the system in almost every match because we're being pretty shit.
>>76357441
>4-3-3
if you make rampage a regista you are good.
>>76357441
>b2b b2b bwm(s)
>>76357459
>>76357494
I also use this one
>>76357441
>15 and not 16
>tfw no GK Ondabench ondabench
Please get 16 so I can meme arrow you
>>76357545
I tried to download 16 but SI's anti-piracy measures worked.
I agree that 16's db is better than 15's.
>>76357441
>butters
>6.70
a v e r a g e
>>76357441
Youre shit every game because the team starts with championship CA and the aim is to stay up.
>>76357589
you rang?
>>76357589
>(you)
>not average (because you're not in it)
This is the third tictac
I wasn't planning on using it that much but Flair Twenty was being a cunt and I had to promise him some minutes.
It's working against Neverton though.
>>76357589
FMRTE didn't work for me (probably because I don't have FM15 in a Steam directory) so I can't add you in the game
Butters has 2 composure, which is pretty hilarious when you see him play but doesn't make up for good ratings
>>76357617
B-but I told the board and the players we would try to get continental qualification
>>76357649
don't worry, 3rd place gets CL
>>76357631
>sergio.png
>>76357646
>>76357649
kek i was just butthurt cause he couldn't put me in the game
>>76357715
you're in his other save at least
>>76357737
I lost that save
>>76357715
you're not in his other save at least
>>76357649
>B-but I told the board and the players we would try to get continental qualification
You fucking spacker. That's all on you then.
>>76357749
why do you hate me
this is unfair
>>76357779
shattered dreams
>>76357808
because he already fucked his life up with weed and is angry that you're going down the same road
>>76357825
>tfw smoked way too much today
>still haven't fucked up anything (at least that i know of)
feels breddy gud
>>76357850
i'm gonna make a pic like this
hold my blunt a sec
>>76357850
Butters stream when?
>>76357894
you complained about impending starvation just yesterday
>>76357894
>>still haven't fucked up anything (at least that i know of)
mate you post about weed everyday
>>76357908
i'm not going to starve guyz, it's just that i have no money left to spend on useless stuff
>>76357909
that's probably true
>>76357897
i second this
>>76357897
>>76357947
http://dissolve.com/video/Liquid-butter-being-royalty-free-stock-video-footage/001-D261-5-985
here you go
>>76357979
is that some sorta albino asparagus at the beginning there
>>76358000
I don't like asparagus desu. hbu?
>>76357897
>>76357947
Maybe a podccast someday
>>76358084
>someday
not happening
>>76358077
its ok, I don't really like the tops of them. Green beans are much better 2bh
>>76358084
/trb/ podcast when
i'll let you guys finish this as my head hurts too bad, if yall want
>>76358169
idk why i put that white space tbqh
just ignore it
>>76358169
>still seeing Tenerife from the window
>Cara poster
>The 3 still missing from the clock
>Dorada, a beer that you have not seen in your life
>Butters in the corner
>my old hp laptop
You should have started from scratch, lad.
>>76358197
i mean i figured out i could just change stuff, like putting the Peroni beer where the Dorada is and Remy Lacroix where Cara is
but head hurts so fuck that
>>76358169
put in an empty fridge
>>76358197
post template
>>76357909
weeds awesome bro
>>76358215
>>76358272
proxy off mitch
>>76358251
>>76357274
if you want to Bielsa, Eriksson needs to be a DM behind Lundh
>>76358215
kek
it's not totally empty desu
>>76358285
just curious, how many simpsons reactions do you have?
also life in hell is better btw
>>76358308
Going more for Sampaoli's Sevilla this season, but it still has the same idea. He seemed to play Escudero slightly higher than Nzonzi in the match I watched, as in hugging behind the strikers while still helping build up. While Nzonzi maintained a more defensive half back type of role.
>>76358343
there are 1522 files in my screenshot folder
Simpsons make up maybe 800-900
>>76358391
you should organize them and rename them
>>76358391
you should delete them all
>>76358391
and you still tell me i'm the problematic one
>>76358405
he's a doctor and you buy weed instead of food
>>76358400
been thinking of doing that with my 5500 4chan pics
>>76358404
eat a shit-shaped dick
>>76358405
shut up, whippersnapper, I took those when I was your age
>>76358415
trip on mutch
i didn't buy weed today anyway, bought food instead, that's why my fridge is not completely empty
>>76358421
forgot you were 40yo for a sec
>>76358441
>2011 was 20 years ago
where's did the time go
>>76358455
>where's did
>where his did
also my 4chan folder got like 10k pics inside, 90% of those are nudes, the other 10% is reaction pics and old memes
>>76358486
>needing 9k of nude pics of yourself
>>76358501
that's clearly not what i meant nige
why would i want that
>>76358486
>tfw my folder only has 240 images since I got a new computer last summer
>>76358486
>he has only 1k reaction/old meme pics
>>76358501
Good moment to stop playing for today. Watch the 2nd half of the season choke tomorrow. Only 8 matches to go. Need 2nd for promotion.
>>76358520
built new pc in 2015 so i lost all the pics i saved since 2010, that was a painful loss
maybe worse than virginity loss
>>76358566
w-what happened when you lost your viringity
>>76358566
>built new pc in 2015 so i lost all the pics i saved since 2010, that was a painful loss
iktf
>maybe worse than virginity loss
you wanna share something with the thread?
>>76358576
>>76358577
don't know if i'm ready for this desu
i'll share it when mitch invites me in a stream
>>76358576
THe guy didn't use lube
>>76358601
t. rude man
but i laughed
>>76358597
did he touch you when he went to milan?
>>76358597
did you get raped by a girl?
>>76358616
w-what
>>76358619
kind of
>>76358611
>t. the man who took your virginity
>>76358625
please tell me it was miscommunication about trying anal
>>76358644
nah it was just that me being a scared and shy 14yo boyo didn't want to fuck because i didn't care at that time about all the sex stuff, but i guess she really wanted to try it out and just did because she was (and is) stronger than me
tl:dr i got raped by the girl who's now my ex
>tfw ruining reputation
>implying i have one
>>76358684
>>76358684
>a scared and shy 14yo boyo didn't want to fuck
>14yo
>didn't want to fuck
how fucking low is your testosterone?
>who's now my ex
worse than Mitch, m8, didn't think it was possible but you're worse than Mitch
>>76358709
it's not about testosterone, it's about caring about other stuff like playing footie with friends
i didn't care about girls since ex came
>worse than mitch
i stayed with him, i don't think i'm better or worse, we're just two lazy pieces of shit irl
>tfw captcha about bridges
subliminal messages
>>76358766
(not) wanting to fuck is about testosterone
>>76358684
I mean.. I like both you and mitch. But sometimes I get afraid that people might associate your behaviour with mine.
>>76358785
i barely knew what sex meant thanks to wikipedia, i was just autistic
>was
>>76358826
kek you're too sane to be associated with one of us
or you just hide it better
>>76358843
Him and the frenchie are the only sane people here 2bh
>>76358862
Thanks
>>76358862
>not including morzi
triggered lithuanian
>>76358919
>morzi
>sane
He didn't post Hold The Line once in Mitch's chat yesterday.
>>76358919
He has too many simpson reaction pictures to be sane
>>76358937
>tfw missed stream because of school
>tfw actually miss hanging out in his streams
stream when
>>76358945
you're right desu
>>76358964
Honestly as much as I talk shit I actually like the trb community and hanging out in mitch's stream
>>76358964
Ask him. He always says no to me and bullies my saves.
>>76358978
to be honest trb is the best thing that happened in my life since last year
>>76358980
kek he's probably lurking as always
>>76358992
I maybe wouldn't go that far but yeah I'm glad I found it
>>76358843
you probably were more autistic because since then you probably learned to pick up small traces of neurotypical interaction through intellectual means (so enjoy fucking your life up by smoking weed and ruining your only tool for communication)
>i barely knew what sex meant thanks to wikipedia
consequence of living in Italy? I knew about sex when I was seven thanks to reading children's books about anatomy/physiology
also, pic related
>>76358862
>obsessed with Slovenia, editors and le ebin maymay of calling Mike Milos
>sane
>>76359001
>thanks to reading children's books about anatomy/physiology
Not all of us wanted to be doctors then though
>>76358843
I mean i get it, in 7th grade i discovered jerking off and would have loved it if a female touched my dick but i knew nothing abt insertion or mechanics i would have been really intimidated if someone came on to me that way
>>76358862
I'm back for the summer now start including me in your maymays
>>76359001
I mean outside FM itself our french friend soesn't seem to be too autism
>>76358862
>Him and the frenchie are the only sane people here 2bh
that's not inaccurate.
>>76359024
I only started going on trb recently so I'm not acquainted with you really
>>76359022
tbf I completely forgot about finding anatomy fascinating at that age by the time I decided to go into sargonry
>>76359024
thanks Jesus
>>76359035
does he even talk about outside life?
>>76359036
how's the gold digging coming along?
>>76359001
thanks for the pic but now i know how to actually have sex
i don't think it's a consequence of living in italy, i found out all that stuff in middle school thanks to my classmates, so it was probably just me (and my family that didn't talk about it ever)
>>76359024
yeah it was her first time too so she came to me in a pretty "aggressive" way I'd say, she didn't know what the hell she was doing either
>>76359001
Confirmed only sane person on /trb/.
For all your lifequestions and tribbling help hit me up.
>>76359081
but how can we be sure you're not the lucid moments of ronaldofag?
>>76359064
He doesn't blog like the rest of us so I assume he has it together, but you never know
>>76359064
>how's the gold digging coming along?
lmao wut
>>76359086
Dr. Tungsten and Mr. Tsunami
>>76359095
I renamed that screenshot specifically when you let loose that you would fuck an old lady to get her money
>tfw you boot up an old save and it's time for the Worldc Up
nice.
>>76359109
hahahaha shit, still failing miserably. i shrugged off a gold digger last year. well, she was after the military benefits.
>>76359086
I think I posted within 30 seconds of him posting yesterday?
>>76359055
califag / former swimmer / vancouver & belarus my best saves / YD hates me / chilly's my favorite man in uniform
>>76359064
you ever seen a man throw away his shoes
>>76359078
I got pretty damn lucky with my first time(s), girl and i were both virgins and actually in love w each other, so like when it didn't fit at first/was really awkward we were able to communicate and keep trying. fuckin aint easy
>>76359036
aside from maybe having the potential to murder people ur pretty squared away in the headspace
>>76359153
>former swimmer
this is every american trip though
>>76359153
Where in cali?
>>76359153
>YD
Has anyone seen him or Joe at all recently?
>>76359169
Kem is pretty sane. I miss his streams though.
>>76359169
only chill & i afaik
>>76359109
>tfw i has le plan to keep fridge full
>>76359153
>fuckin aint easy
word
gets easier with practice like riding a bicycle
>>76359187
Wasn't yd here saturday with the final?
>>76359131
>England
>brAzil
>mooSes
>ivorY coast
>>76359153
>califag
you might want to keep that quiet
>>76359187
yd showed up for the final, but left like a pussy
>>76359187
No but i spect he'll tell me to an hero if he comes back
>>76359185
Bay Area
>>76359195
both things i've done way more of in college
>>76359217
why? i go to college in indiana. i'm a full blown california secessionist at this point
>>76359238
>bay area
Disgusting
>running an algorithm that simulates the 2017-18 EL/CL based on completely random dice rolls
>Lugano beat Real Madrid on penalties to win the EL
>>76359238
>tfw biking and fucking more than normal
is this what college feels like?
>>76359238
>why?
read the pic
>tfw lurk and pretend to join in on conversation on trb because i have no friends and im lonley.
In EVERY FUCKING GAME I get more shots and possession than the other team yet I lost 3 games and only won 2 (and 1 draw).
I don't get it, our finishing stats are high af.
>>76359272
>tfw I don't have a bike or sex at college
>>76359272
>>76359300
I had a girl that was like a bike, does that count?
>>76359296
>>76359296
How long have you been here Butters? You should know this by now..
Why?
>>76359296
stop playing and make that pic
it's better for your health mi chaval
>>76359300
what did you mean by this?
>>76359296
Remember that there is a perfectly viable 3-3-1-3 in this thread for use and you dont even need the players for it.
>>76359313
CCCs
>>76359315
he's like a beta version of Mitch
>>76359321
>he doesn't 4-5-1 flat
>>76359324
What you do think I mean by it
>>76359252
Say it to my face
>>76359272
+ you're usually drunk when u do either
>>76359285
It's autism w/e i was nonplussed, always knew stapler lived near me, don't mind being associated desu
>>76359310
You chained her up outside your room?
>>76359340
sorry i'm a stupid cunt
meant to reply to>>76359310
>>76359324
>chaval
pero serás godo de mierda
>>76359338
judging by CCCs at least I should have gotten a draw.
>>76359350
Wait why is stapler named so?
>>76359350
>>76359324
Ridden often
>>76359384
>godo de mierda
is that like dialect or something?
i'll use it in spanish class tomorrow desu
>>76359384
>>76357274
Here I'll even link you to it
>>76359428
"Godo" is an insult used in the canaries only against people from peninsular Spain, so your teacher probably won't know about it. Godo means goth.
I called you that because in the Canaries we don't say "chaval", that's something only godos say.
>le /trb/ is ded meme
whats this thread then lads??
>>76359489
Its always active when no one's talking about fm
>>76359489
I started posting again so /trb/ is alive again
>>76359489
We are dead inside
>>76359503
Now the only thing you need is a working formation
>>76359489
i came back and it still seemed ded, so i know it's not my fault it's active.
>>76359466
oh that's why in Sevilla they used to call us "chavales"
nuchas gracias profe, voy a utilizarlo mañana cuando mi profesora me dice que mi examen no es suficiente
>>76359489
>nobody talks about FM
>thread alive
aidan was right
>>76359501
>>76359503
>>76359514
>>76359523
I bet you're all wondering why Ive gathered you here today
>>76359501
we can talk about anything as long as it's not what the thread is specifically created for
>>76359388
ask morz or nigel, i forget
>>76359519
>tfw I have an exam tomorrow but I just can't get myself to stop tribbling and go study.
what's a mediocre club (in its league) with a good youth academy
>>76359552
Arsenal
>>76359552
Ac Milan
>>76359545
I can't remember why, only the 'formations' he'd try
>>76359547
butters go study, your education is important to lead you down a road that will inevitably feel just as empty as you do now, but with more responsibility and the crushing weight of becoming an adult
>>76359542
>>76359573
I think I'll smoke a joint instead thank you very much
>>76359547
You dont know the flowchart?
>Is it your last chance to pass > Yes > Deactivate your internet connection and pc
>No > Why bother?
>>76359592
>smoking weed
disgusting
>tfw have some hash left from like two ages ago
it's time to die
>OI set to close down opposition keeper
>he gets a backpass, goes to sweepie keepie it
>my striker gets within 20m of him
>he turns and boots it out for a corner
this game is a tad shit sometimes
>>76359631
You stole my line
>>76359547
>have to present my "master's thesis" (the academic requirements are probably 1/3rd of what a regular bachelor is supposed to cough up but it's still technically that) tomorrow
>shitposting on /trb/ instead
fuck my uni for going all "oh, a "normal" medschool has to have all this shit, let's implement it by putting in the lowest effort possible just to tick the boxes" and introducing a second final exam + actually having to present these crappy theses
>>76359675
and your money
t. mafious
>>76359656
The goalkeeper hoofs as soon as someone puts pressure on him anywhere on the pitch. If the game reads your left back is pressing their goalkeeper on the ball he will panic hoof. It's one of the reasons pressing and defending in general needs an overhaul. But most people wont get deep enough to realise stuff like this so SI doesnt really bother.
>>76359697
Mozzy go study you silly man. we will need a doctor
I remember downloading a file for FM15 that replaced the player blocks with kits in the tactic screen. Is there something like that for FM17?
where is latvia
>>76359697
what's your master thesis about morzi?
>>76359730
in europe
near lithuania and estonia
>>76359770
why do latvians make fun of lithuanians?
>>76359730
I just hope Latvia and Poland join borders tBh.
Via a violent and ruthless war.
With repression against medicine students.
>>76359791
i'm not prepared to answer this question
>>76359747
psychiatric polypharmacy in out-patient and in-patient settings
>>76359791
potato envy
>>76359817
>psychiatric polypharmacy in out-patient and in-patient settings
in human language?
>>76359817
>thought latvian potatoes were just a silly meme
>lived in latvia 2 weeks to prove myself wrong
they LITERALLY eat mashed potatoes with fucking everything
oh I can feel this gap closing in a hurry
>>76359833
how many meds do shrinks feed the mitch-like
>>76359847
weird, my first time there I discovered the great thing that is pork chops
>>76359860
you don't eat pork chops in lithuania?
>>76359860
>how many meds do shrinks feed the mitch-like
>>76359877
eating one poorly prepared piece of meat used to turn me off of any type of cooked unprocessed meat for a couple of years
>>76359860
>feedme.wav
that's interdasting i think
uefa not even trying to hide the barca love
>tfw can't sleep and have to wake up in 4 hours
how do you guys fall asleep fast
>>76356892
Krylia Sovetov. JK.
>>76359860
>how many meds do shrinks feed the mitch-like
Not enough
>>76359927
Smoke weed
>having to be awake at 5am
Why?
>>76359953
i'm rolling the last shits of hash i have left
>Why?
need to revise before the test which is in 8 hours
>>76359918
>It's another refolympiakos gets raped by a cypriot team episode
>>76359927
>>76359978
i think drinking that would kill me right now but i guess i'd do it, i'm panicking
>>76359978
fuck you for making me check up on the in-save WC
who would win trb big brother?
>>76360031
mitch, for sure
>>76360041
No way he wouldn't be voted out
>>76360031
who would survive* trb big brother?
>ftfy
>>76360031
that autistic dutch ronaldo fanboy
>>76360031
grenny
proud father moment.
>>76360053
you just need his autism and dayz memes
he probably would lose in the final but he wouldn't be one of the first to go out
>>76360031
We'd all win cause none of us would leave the house
>>76360094
i think we're underestimating the fact of having a house
>tfw no house
>tfw live at parents' house but parents are away for months
weird af feel
>>76360072
>>76360111
trb house when
>>76359978
great forearm, that
>>76360111
>>76360094
At least you all not living in a commieblock.
>>76360135
when we find a job and have money to rent a house
tl:dr never
How many of /trb/ actually have jobs/arent NEET?
>>76360150
Morzi can host us when he's a doctor, I'm sure rent in Lithuania is cheap
>>76360167
I'm a student here desu
>>76360167
>tfw gonna be a NEET in 3 days
good or bad feel?
>>76360184
lithuania is also pretty attractive to me, would live there tbqh
>>76360167
I'm in school for ChemE
>>76359976
>>76360167
>tfw gon get NEET over the next couple of weeks
mitch.avi
>>76360184
>
>>76360167
Minimum wage shit shift job. Literally anything would be better
>>76360167
how's the job market in ireland
>>76360147
>tfw your forearm is bigger than a liter bottle of Jamo
>>76360167
still somehow employed.
>>76360218
>>76360217
if you have any sort of business degree, Brexit is doing wonders for financial services here
>>76360238
>business
meh, how's the health sector like
OK trb this is a blog episode so how do I talk to girls when I don't really go out or go to parties
>>76360264
as shit here as anywhere else
>helping people
>>76360284
honestly dont man. theyre poison that ruin everything.
if you have to, get tinder and start off with fat girls
what accent is this english lads?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495821676107.webm
>>76360284
go up to her, say "hi, you're cute. what's your name?" then don't go full autist when you talk to her.
>>76360167
I do. Even have a wife. But I'm also trash at FM so yeah.
>>76360292
>as anywhere else
unemployment or payment wise?
>>76360284
depends, elaborate
>>76360303
>don't go full autist
Therein lies the problem. I can like talk to them normally but I don't have the balls/knowhow to get their number etc.
>>76360315
both, its chronically understaffed and underpaid. all of our doctors and nurses leave for Oz, UK or Canada now
>>76360307
congrats bro
>>76360284
never mind, don't talk to them at all. they're annoying as fuck.
>>76360332
odd, the health sector is the best carrer choice here after shipping and CS and there is very little unemployment
I want to live in ireland tbf
>>76360351
>oh you're complaining alright.
High T
>>76360351
good man chill. stay away
>>76360284
Why would you want to? It's never worth the trouble.
>>76360353
>I want to live in ireland tbf
You can go as an au pair, my cousin is there and says almost all households hire au pairs, at least in the area she's at.
>>76360381
Because I'm thirsty and lonely
>>76360398
Get a drink and a cat
>>76360389
don't think a greek autist is something moms want around their kids and dads want to fuck
>>76360398
wank
>>76360398
You could always ask Mitch to introduce you to Daisy
>>76360353
its alright, welcome to join us if you pay your way
>>76360389
>male au pair
>>76360398
push down the loneliness with alcohol, drugs and tribbling you fool
>>76360167
I have a job, go to school, actually finnish it and I work out aswell.
>>76360423
Tribbling and booze is like half the problem
>>76360398
Get a dog and jack off. Or find a prostitute. Both are cheaper and better for you mentally.
>>76360398
seriously, it's not that hard. just start talking to them.
also, avoid oneitis by talking to several at the same time so that you have options to drop the others when one wants to become official.
>>76360454
>problem
honestly m8, youll just get hurt chasing girls. your regens will never hurt you
>>76360467
>>seriously, it's not that hard. just start talking to them.
normie leave
>>76360472
>your regens will never hurt you
WRONG
>>76360472
Tell that to the fucker who wants a new contract every two weeks
>>76360423
>>76360413
b-but I'm studying as a physio
w-what
>>76360167
I earn enough freelancing to pay tax on it, I guess.
GUYS
>Tfw playing guitar in two different bands now
>both bands have a cute girl singing that I would absolutely date.
>one keeps looking at me during bandprac
>never really dared to really stare back
>recently started to stare back
>it became a stare battle for literally 30 seconds during a song
>I gave up at some point because i felt awkward as fuck
>have never even really started a convo with the other girl aside from bandshit
I need help on the girl thing too though
>>76360521
>host WC
>didn't even make it out of the groups
>>76360584
If Croatia doesn't win it I'll be mad
>>76360586
What kinda music?
>>76360631
Right now cover bullshit to make some money and getting some experience doing some party stuff while I meet fellow musicians to actually start something fun in the upcoming year or so. Biggest audience so far was around 150 people and we got reinvited this summer.
>>76360472
Absolutely false. Nothing hurts harder than your Regen being sniped by a bigger club and then eliminating you from the Champs League. Why Riviere, why?
>>76360586
do you even know her name?
>>76360744
Y...yes.. I have their phone numbers aswell. But thats because both bands have a whatsapp group.
>>76360701
Good luck, I've always wanted to play in a band
>>76360701
Good luck
>tfw have a friend probably making some decent money gigging with a band
>>76360620
won off an own-goal in the 110th minute.
>>76360774
talk to the staring chick. IRL first, then text her. ask her to grab coffee or dinner then.
Is there any way for me to create and add players to the game and put them on my team? Can't find shit anywhere.
>>76360837
standalone editor
look under tools in steam
>>76360778
It is not as fun as it seems when you are not that invested in it. It is mostly dealing with personalities and keeping them together rather than actually think about making music. Basicly no one ever fucking practices except for me since I have to play guitarsolo's and shit. Bass players and drummers are insanely fucking lazy pieces of shit. That is why I want to start something serious.
>>76360813
>talk to her
I did some drunk singing with her and another girl at a party on thursday. That was fun. Problem is the only times I see her is in a band environment or with friends in general, which sometimes is literally once in 3 weeks. Basicly impossible to have a 1 on 1 conversation with.
I don't know. After the stare battle last prac she helped me clean up my gear afterwards. That never happened before.
So i said: "how sweet of you" and she replied with "you didn't know I was sweet did you?" I'm not sure how to interpret that. I feel like a fucking autist when it comes to interacting with girls.
>>76361037
>"you didn't know I was sweet did you?"
CONTINUE. TALKING. TO. HER.
you missed a golden window. all you had to say was something along the lines of "no, really i don't know much about you beyond playing in this band. i'd like to change that." then go from there.
>>76361164
Welp
Lets see what happens next prac.
>tfw flux kicks in of nowhere and saves your eyes from cancer
oi lads how willing would you be to watch me stream later when my roomie's not sleeping next to me
>hit to the head not goaltender interference
neat.
>>76361480
yeah sure bud
>>76362169
ok he's still asleep right now, ill post when its up
>my sides
Does this happen in every save?
>>76363370
Yes.
what injury is this?
ok anyone still interesting in seeing me stream
>>76363727
A headache from eating an icicle too fast.
Basically you've downloaded some terrible meme db with shitty injuries
>>76363727
Brainfreeze
>>76360167
I'm a student, home from school from the summer, got an unpaid internship in the mornings and I wait tables at night, then lift whenever I have time. plus i have gf
>>76360235
show bis
>>76360284
you're in America, download tinder. literally easymode
>>76360351
Is this one of those alpha responses i hear so much abt
this may be a dumb question but how do you make webms on fm?
>>76364229
You can't directly in FM.
>>76364262
okay so how...
>>76364277
The export function uses a shitty format. Just record your screen or export to YouTube in FM.
new: >>76364760