>dives in front of you

you are at the disco when this guy dives into your gf's ass. What do you do?

*giver your gf a creampie and she lets you clean her out*

>>76330445
Nothing, Red car for you and GTFO of the disco.
He wins your GF, the duodecima

>>76330423
Did we ever find out why he went down? It wasn't just the hand graze, was it?

Juve spent the whole match diving yet you only cry about his dive when the game was already over
I love ABRM tears

>>76330992
Apparently, Cuadrado stepped on his foot. Ramos, cynical as he is, decided to act as though that was tantamount to a kick in the balls.

>>76331156
he stepped on his cock

>>76331156
>Cuadrado chimps out
>Vidal chimps out

hmmmm

>>76330992
Apparently, "apparently" is worth a red card.

>>76330423

>dives in front of you

OP could have attached an image of any """""""pro""""""""" soccer player in the world. That's what your game is. The only team I have never seen bitch out like that is the US National Women's Team.

>>76331299
t. Cletus Montgomery

>>76330423
>wins CL

>>76330423
What a role model. being a diving cunt when you're a father. Why do they do this?

>>76330445
red card my gf

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>>76331299
>womens sports

"curbstomps him"

>>76330423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptUqab-RBEw
Cuadrado had a yellow. And decides to step on Ramos?

Stop pretending that he got a yellow for a "touch". He stepped on him. On purpose. That's a yellow. Cuadrado is an idiot.

kys you shirtless nigger

>>76335731
>shirtless
made me laugh

>>76335706
That shit is more pixelated than a /pol/ infographic.

>>76337528
Couldn't find a better one. It's still enough to tell what's going on. But if ya wanna use that as an excuse... sure.

Not to mention the fact that people avoided this clip entirely to make it look like the push was the red.... but okay.

>>76337676
>But if ya wanna use that as an excuse... sure.
An excuse for what? I'm just pointing out the video is too low quality to prove anything.

>>76330423
Based Ramos btfo ugly betas.

Blame the ref or Cuadrado for chimping out because Ramos made an excellent slide. Ramos did what literally every other player would because the game encourages flopping.

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>>76330423

>>76330911
>your gf
>duodecima
>12

>>76337739
>9/11 didn't happen, the video is too low quality to prove anything, the buildings dived

>>76330445
I protest the unfair situation but a bouncer comes out of nowhere and pushes me out of the club. The next day, the Marca frontpage shows Ramos smiling next to my gf with the headline "Sergio Ramos conquers all".

>>76331299
>t. posted from a backwoods trailer home in the waterlogged nog infested bog of mississippi

I get a lawful red. Go under the shower while my jewish companions got BTFO

diving and crying like that on a rugby stadium... shame.

>>76337739
And I'm saying despite the low quality, it's clear enough to see what was going on. You're making an Amerifag look smarter than you. How does that feel?

>accidently step on someone's foot while desperately looking for the ball since you're 1-3 down
>guy decides to act like he just got shot

Spain
yes

>>76330445
Wonder how the hell I got a gf

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>>76331299

>>76330423

>be Real fan
>see Ramos in the street
>go to give him a high five
>jailed for sixteen years on charges of assault with a deadly weapon, kidnapping, rape and reckless driving

>>76330423
I'll stomp his knee and hope to tear his acl apart

>first colombian in a UCL final
>gets red carded

>>76339547
>>first colombian in a UCL final
what about hamesz

>>76338765
are you comparing a dive in footy to 9/11?

>>76339542
That's what I would've done if I was a Juventus player yesterday. Someone should've man the fuck up and done a Roy Keane on him.

>>76339569
he never actually played

>>76339636
amazing

>>76339636
>don't play in 2 consecutive finals
>get medals and credits for 2 CL wins

>>76339595
unironically this, but not only on Ramos, but on every diving cunt; if Biscuits, Tsu, or Nerman dives in front of you, don't try to talk with the ref, just kick his face.

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>>76338171
Yes...bow before your Spanish King, peasants...

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>>76330423
>trips over diver.

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>>76338939

>>76331263
>spics
Everytime

>>76331156

Cuadrador did NOT step on him. He did trip him though. Still no reason to roll around like a faggot:

https://streamable.com/9yetl

>>76331154
Jewve BTFO
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>>76335706
The way he shuffles his feet and hops to stamp on ramos's foot deserves a yellow clear enough.

The way ramos lunged, two feet well in the air, also deserves a yellow, regardless of wether he got the ball or OP's asshole.

The refs are just as bad for falling for this bullshit every time. If none of them see it, you can't give a red, and if any of the linesmen saw it, they should have told the ref that Ramos was being a pussy faggot and to get him booked.

>>76335034
Underrated.

>tips duodecima