/cric/ Poo edition

how do we fix pakistani cricket?

How many people will be killed over this game lads?

I hear things can get pretty raucous between Pakis and Indians during/after these games

Thank you India for avenging the London terror attack

>>76329567
>Rabada swimming in the pool

>>76329620
black people cannot swim pajeet

jesus thah drive

lel they know they can just slog it anywhere because even if they fuck it up it's not like the paki fielders will catch it

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>>76329675
K-K-Kohli is a meme

KUNG FU PANDYA

>6
>6
>6

Hello Moyes

>>76329567
Good thread

>>76329699
I want to fuck those indian qts
I heard theyre into white guys so I have a chance right

iMAD

Century update:

Joe Root: 1
Kane Williamson: 1

Stove Shit: 0
Pissrat Poohli: 0

I love this Pandya player. He's a total bear

>>76329715
U mad bro?

Rains back

He's out

>>76329725
bit gay

>>76329698
It's also pretty unlikely they'll get bowled out at this point

allah saving pakistan with rain

>>76329740
Can't help it. He gives me hardik

>Pakistani fielding IN THE RAIN

Jesus

>Pissrat becomes a memename
>Queerfat is clearly funnier

Allah 1 : Hanuman Ganesha Krishna Spiderman Khali 0

PANDYA GOAT

>>76329785
>not Jewrat

Dummy

What will Duckworth Lewis project for Indian's last 2 overs?

>>76329748
what happens if it doesn't stop raining?

>>76329798
His first syllable doesn't rhyme with Jew

all streams are dead.

got a stream?

>>76329819
no result

>>76329819
No result if Pakistan don't get 20 overs

>>76329819
If she doesn't stop he'll just remain Prince of Wales until he dies

>Score over 90 at the top of the order in trying conditions
>Play the worst innings of the match so far and probably cost your team runs
Limited overs cricket was a mistake

HD stream for anon please.

>>76329836
>>76329843
so thats the best thing to happen for them right? because their batting is shit

Rains stopping. Fyi one of the stewards got taken out by the water skimmer earlier. Didnt film it but it was top kek

>>76329870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lasWefVUCsI

kohli thinks like me. i wanted pandya too.

What happens if 2 teams both get NR for all their matches in the same pool?

>>76329956
That was sent to his 12 year old cousin as well

>>76329956
why are you pretending to be a girl mate

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were you there anons?

>>76329997
he loves getting his ass pounded on the internet by pakis

>>76330020
Could just go to Rotherham or Telford for that

>>76330043
Kek

>>76330038
Saw that too. Pretty nice desu

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These niggas were like 140 or something without an out at like 24 overs and they only managed to score 319 lmao'ing at this pathetic excuse of a batting display tbqhwyrn family, yall niggas just gotta pic related

>>76330038
What do they mean by this.

>>76329879
Yeah they need 324 runs in 48 overs and they don't have a chance of getting that.

>>76330079
t.baseball fag.

does rsa choke this much because they're used to choking on bbc.

>Chapman asking a fat cunt to name vegetables

Good lord

Who /halfindianhalfpaki/ here

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Wasnt joking about the tubs of food btw

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>>76330109
t. pajeet who has no way to defend his teams pathetic excuse of a batting display today, yall niggas moved from the streets and now just shit the bed

>>76330038
POO'D

Pakistan praying for rainfall

>>76330197
if you're not born in the subcontinent, you're just indian ethnicity.

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>>76330201

>>76329567
What a nice "life" these "people" have in India kek

Pretty disappointed that Duckworth-Lewis actually decided to poop out a common sense target today. Would have been nice to see the butthurt if it gave out some implausible result

>>>/int/75664032

My grandfather ran away from pakistan to india back when the division took place coz he was hindu. Does that make me indian or paki?

azhar ali, the man for a tall chase.......

>>76330222
I was born in hyderabad

who /white/ here

>>76330290
rain rules only shit the bed when South Africa are playing

>>76330330
let me guess, brampton? or mississauga? or surrey?
>>76330338
hmm

>>76330318
sindhi?

>pakistan have lost their two best bowlers in the first game

>>76330381
>Wahab
>Best

KEK. Waiting for pakis to break their television sets.

I'm white

>>76330318
whichever passport you possess.

>>76330381
Wahab can be replaced with junaid or fahim ashraf for the extra batting option

Amir I'm concered about

David Warner is the smartest international Cricket player in either tests or limited overs. Not only that, but David Warner is more intelligent than both Barack Obama and Thomas Edison. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.

Warner scored a 42/50 on the Wonderlic intelligence test. A score of 20 is consistent with average intelligence. To convert a Woderlic score to IQ, double the value and add 60. This means Warner has an IQ of 144.
To add some context, this means David Warner has a higher IQ than the following individuals:
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
Adolf Hitler

Here are the Wonderlic scores for other relevant Cricket stars:
Alastair Cook - 35
Kane Williamson - 33
Stuart Broad - 28
Virat Kohli - 28
Steve Smith - 27
Marlon Samuels - 6

wahab is fine

>>76330521
Obviously a scale biased towards abos

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>>76330521
>Marlon Samuels - 6
Every time

>>76330614
based kumar

when did we last come up with a new meme lads

FUCKING ENGLISTAN WEATHER

this is beyond a joke

>>76330653
>>76330614
KEK

Allah is saving Pakistan's ass

Who takhbir here?

fucking hate english weather
how the fuck is this summer

Holy month of Ramadan brothers, Allah will save us by pouring down rain tonight. Inshallah.

Based Allah

this fucking duckworth lewis shit is impossible to get my head around

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duckworth%E2%80%93Lewis_method#Calculation_summary

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https://www.reddit.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook/

Have a look through

>>76330767
they never said it was Aussie proof m8

>>76330780
>

>>76330793
fuck you achmed go back to india

>>76330749
wtf I love Indians now

e n g l i s h s u m m e r

miss the 2015 world cup lads

that was a good time

>>76330330
i am in hyderabad

> If the chase is reduced to 30 overs, the target will be revised to 229

>>76330653
Based

>>76330878
lmfao

based dls

Can someone tell me how to judge the score?

Im only paying attention to this game because of the political fallout

>>76330934
varies depending on the pitch and conditions

India set a very good score in the circumstances

Indian with a 7.5 inch dick here, u mad whiteboys?

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who can't indian girls resist paki men? are they manlier?

as an indian girl, it's their attitude and religious values that does it for me

>>76330967
what an ugly chick benchod

>>76330967
>>76331002
KHAN'D

>>76330318
indian is a nationality, not an ethnicity as you should know if you have ever travelled

The target has been revised to 289 in 41 overs.

>>76331015
did you mean to respond to >>76331002?
do you not know how to respond to posts properly shane?

I can reply properly

>>76331053
>tfw real life chuckle at text on device screen
cheeky lad

>literally not a single paki flag to be found
for shame, they were always here for the previous matches
did 4chan get banned there?

>>76331065
the weeb moved to canada, the other guy disappeared

>>76331016
not like the guy is any better tbf

>>76331041
pak have been fucked there

>>76331065
They are waiting for the sun to set so they can eat whatever the fuck paks eat

>>76330946
how far behind is pakistan? is this game competitive in any way?

>>76331065
i think the paki poster got bombed or something, hoping the same for the fellow Kashmiri ;^)

>>76331096
it's achievable for a good side, but Pakistan's batting is terrible. That said, Pakistan are known for memeing a win out of nothing, so who knows

India are one of the best teams in the world and Pakistan are a bit shit. If they were playing in the 80s or 90s the game would be a lot more competitive.

remember, no matter how much we love to take the piss out of their shitty religion, pak are ultimately the good guys
if india win the jews win again

>>76331132
how do you figure

>>76331132
wish pakistan were better, I love their approach to cricket

>>76331132
>inbreeding is good

Ok Akbar whatever you say

Why didn't USA and Canada adopt cricket like all the other Anglocolonies did?

>>76331132
Are you the Bradford paki that was shitposting last time they toured England?

>>76331132
hi mujahid

>>76331149
America abandoned it for Baseball just after the civil war. I guess it was just too cold in Canada.

>>76331165
Sounds petty by America lol

>>76331140
the indian cricket board is the jew. together with england and aus.

>>76331189
you do know the big 3 is no more right?

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>>76331200
yes yes of course it isn't

>>76331165
Summer in Alberta is way better than anything Britain ever gets, most of the people I've ever met there only give a fuck about winter sports though.

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Daily reminder that cricket isn't even Pakistan's #1 sport so even if we lose we win

I believe in Pakistan

>>76331189
>Earn the most.
>Hurr durr how dare you take the lions share of profit.

If anything others are Jews.

>>76331212
hmm makes you wonder then

Pak poster here, moved to Canada for uni

>>76331217
Terrorism is not a sport mate

>>76331217
What is Pakistan's #1 sport? Exploding?

>>76331239
>>76331243
funny
but we will kick your ASS in hockey

>>76331225
listen to yourself cow piss drinker

>>76331255
>india at 6th , pakistan at 13th

20 on pakistan lads

>>76331260
Do not drink the piss. Cow is holy

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could he win it?

>>76331260
Boom boom battyboy.

bet edgbaston reeks

Collapse lads

pak look to have it in the bag

>>76331351
I wish.
let 2-3 wickets fall.

>chinese Kohli is out

Azhar Ali seems more calm and is playing his natural game. Certainly because of no captiancy pressure. He can play a major role for Pakistan today

>>76331348
Birmingham stinks anyway

the brown ponting arrives at the crease

>>76331394
Who?

if Tahir and Khawaja played for Pakistan they'd be elite

>>76331404
babar azam

>>76331394
not sure if compliment

>>76331417
the brown anything is not a compliment my brown friend

what does a score like 319/3 (48) mean?

*farts*

>>76331443
Considering the pitch and opposing team it's too low. India should have been able to score at least 420

>>76331443
319 runs scored in 48 overs with 3 wickets lost

>>76331443
It's the ratio of brown people to whites in Toronto. The number in brackets is the Jewish portion

>>76331473
poor effort

>>76331342
Tigers eat cows, Tiger is anti-national, must replace tiger with cow as national animal

>1 (7)

love the brown boycott

>>76331489
Takhbir!

why is there hardly any terrorists in the crowd?

game's already lost

>>76331520
you are born in pakistan or india. ofc you already lost

>>76331517
taking some rest after yesterday's blasts

>>76331524
I am White

>Indian fans travel with the team

LMAO

They probably live closer to the ground than the stadium staff

>>76331394
there he goes

>>76331533
there are more hindu terror attacks in the world than muslim attacks. you brown people are gonna get nuked.

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>sub-continental fielding

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>Ad for Hajj travel packages
The absolute state of this country

Is Ahmed Shehzad related to Charmander Charmeleon Shehzad?

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over

>Mecca pilgrimage advert
>followed by a Bollywood ad

Seriously just fucking end us right now

>>76331558
Source?

I was watching cricket on Sky today. I thought to myself, there can't be a more boring sport than this.

Then women's cricket came on.

hafeez will save pak

>>76331615
haha #kek #banter

>>76331558
based subhuman coloured muslim

>>76331589
rangreza is not bollywood

>>76331629
that's the slumlord mate

is pandya a BTEC stokes?

>>76331627
Nigel Farage has called for the introduction of an Australian cricket-based immigration system...
All out in less than two hours.

dropped like a shit on the street

>Pakistan fielding rubbing off on India

>brown fielding

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>>76331663

*farts*

#NotAllMuslims #WeStandWithPakistan

I've let myself go lads

>>76331834
Pics

someone explain whats going pls, who is winning

>>76331919
its india vs pakistan.
not matter who wins they are still indians and pakistanis. no winners in this match.

JADDU

where you at now Kashmiri lad?

oh god
fuck this

based jadeja

JADDU GOAT

Boom boom.

Afridi ki ma ka.....

are wo Kashmiri kahan mar gaya madarchod haha

>>76331589
That was a paki film m9

>>76332430
Marane

>current run rate- 4.92
pak cannot into cricket

how long until this is over? is india guaranteed to win yet?

>>76332505
bhosad bohot uchal raha tha match ke pehle abhi bhag gaya

rather watch turnleft than this

>>76332430
>>76332552
what kind of fucking talk is this you animals

looks like a drunk who fell asleep on his keyboard

>>76332551
Pretty much guaranteed to win lad.

>>76332577
gaand mara langoor :^)

DESIGNATED

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>>76332596

>>76332551
Depends on how long Pakis are hungry. That Ramzan hunger man.

>>76332552
Vaise hi hote hai ye chutiye. Vo habsi dakshin afriki bhi sala form me tha. Bas chutiyapa hai.

>>76332612
*sound of a woman getting raped in the background*

>>76332596
KEK
E
K

>>76332596
KEK
E
K

>>76332629
How much*

I do not understand cricket whatsoever, I'm mainly here for the bants

pakis on suicide bomb watch

>>76332708
Pakis and paki supporters are gone. Little late desu

>>76332629
ye Kashmiri kisi ke sage nai hai bc

remember this is india and pakistan playing. no matter who wins they are still indians and pakis.

>>76332708
Its really simple.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duckworth%E2%80%93Lewis_method

>>76332748
Your obsession with us is worrying desu

>>76332708
you joined at a good time. Pakis about to get BTFO

>>76332746
Ha BC, kuch bhi karo unko rona hi hai.

England, NZ, India, SA. Predictable semis

>>76332760
you and your people should go swarm another thread pls

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>>76332805
You go

>>76332801
wait until Bangers btfo of ausfalia

Another one bites the dust kek

Taking a shit in memory of Pakis getting BTFO

>>76332837
you can stay poo in the loo. just dont start crying street shitter

>>76332805
are you white? when are you fleeing to the colonies

>>76332837
average indian male, no wonder all the hot women are so eager to emigrate here to suck anglo cock

>>76332893
i am, i am planning to become a warlord here when shit hits the fan.

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fucking kek

>>76332805
We get it anon. You're LARPing as a White man but in reality you're just an insecure nigger who doesn't have food but desperately seeking attention to make your presence felt in this thread because you're irrelevant It's working quite well desu.

>>76332873
try to avoid getting hit by passing vehicles

>>76332946
god speed. take as many of those darkies with you as you can

>Tfw just lost virginity to a pajeet

>>76332967
troll account

>>76332430
YEAH WHERE IS THAT KASHMIRI?

WHERE ARE YOU MOHD. LUND TEZAAB?

>>76333002
Care to explain what you meant by this?

>>76333002
Anal virginity?

>DROPPED

What's up with our fielding today wtf

Just tuned in for the Amir show. Cant' wait to see India get BTFO

>>76333049
>our

what part of India are you from, lad?

>>76333088
Dilli

>>76333037
>>76333047

I have an Indian GF bros

>>76333088
Kashmir

>>76333026
The guys' gonna do a podcast with Lalo Dagach soon. He's the real deal. Or a very high level troll.

>>76333117
you realise that pajeet is a male name, yes?

>>76333117
Female pajeets are called Pooja

>>76331977
just like s. africa couldnt win in 2011 and 2015 world cup against india?

>>76329603
Not really.
People get mad at the players when their team loses though.

>>76332979
here in south africa we see indians as niggers. you can say what you you want, to us you will always just be another nigger.

>>76333135
Knew it was but thought it could be applied to all of you guys online. Gotcha bro.

>>76332801
>semis

I think Bangladesh could potentially sneak through. The mistake they made last match is including only one off spinner. May kek will that a civilized nation will win the trophy.

>>76333088
Dilli ka hu bhosadike

>>76333117
is she light skin or a dalit?

>>76333165
nobody cares abt s africa

>>76333204
heh

>>76333175
>>76333116
You tryhard fucks make me embarrassed to be from Delhi

paki flags mysteriously missing from the thread...

>>76333165
That won't matter much in the near future seeing as there will be none of you left in South Africa

>>76333247
>tryhard
>what did he mean by this

>>76333204
Very light skin:)

>tfw Paki gf
How should I console her tonight lads?

>>76333151
in 2011 and 2015 the world saw indians as dirty street shitters. Now it is is 2017, guess how the world see Indians?

>>76333274
By letting her know you referred to her as a paki on an online Chinese shapeshifter's forum

>>76333275
>trying this hard to make a comeback
Don't humiliate yourself.

Waiting for the fireworks to go anytime now lads

>>76333275
I call them coolies

>>76333275
Kek

>>76333274
What's your ethnic background? For research purposes

>>76333274
tell her that they'll win the next game. That's how every Pakistani live by themselves after every match :^)

Wahab being a typical pakistani bitch and didn't even show up
Inb4 retired hurt, stop that meme

>>76333274
Just say
>Bismillah ir Rahman ur Rahim the boys played very well

>>76331235
have a canada /cric/ meet up with Ankush

>>76333275
>majestic s africans shamed twice by street shitters.

you will keep being more irrelevant than street shitters. LMAO

>>76333268
That will trigger the poos, stealing one of their lightskins

>>76333323
I'm going to mussie areas and going to shout "Bharat Mata ki jai"

>>76333308
>Paki can't be used affectionately

>>76333333

>>76333247
Wapis ayega dilli me to goli mardunga teri angregi gaand me

>>76333125
FUCK YOU COCSUCKING TRAITOR

Where is your Trip now faggot? You were very rude to me in last thread. I hope you live in fear of the Indian army all your life and die a frustrated meaningless death.

>>76333274
break up NOW

>>76333369
just don't get killed lad

thank you modi sarkar :)

>>76333323
Kek, Fireworks already here in Mumbai.

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It is all over! India wins! Praise kek! Another win for civilization over the Islamic thugs!

>>76333406
I'm not that guy mate. I was just kidding

turn away for a second and its over. SAD

>>76333355
majestic south africa has won 57 Olympic gold medals and 11 nobel prizes. Dirty indians still shit in the street and screech at white people.

>>76333429
pakistan contributed as much to civilization as we did

>>76333436
Zero (0) world cups

>>76333345
Odds are he's paki too

>nobel prize for peace

>3.02 NRR

>>76333402
Rather be dead than be a loser from an affluent family pretending to be hard on a Bhutanese ice-sculpture club

>>76333419
I heard that too. You in the western suburbs?

>>76333431
oh ...apoologies :)

>YUVRAJ man of the match
good choice

>>76333429
>literally the home of the indus valley civilization
>the other so-called 'holy' river is a irredeemable gutter

Pakistanis are probably breaking TV sets right now. Can't wait to see the videos their news channels. Meme of the Match, Wahab Riaz.

>>76333451
>57 Olympic gold medals and 11 nobel prizes
india is a nation of a billion people and they cannot compete.

MAUKA MAUKAAAAAA

>>76332967
>>76333026
>>76333127
He is a Shia, not a Muslim.

>>76329727
Wow you repeated his joke. Congrats bro. Fucking congrats

>>76333503
how many by whites. only golds would be for niggers running fast i bet

>>76333477
not him but SoBo here

>>76333524
muslims should stop this stupid arbitrary labeling, in-fighting only makes you look more uncivilized from the outside

>>76329715
why bro?

I may be a designated street shitter but im glad Ill never be Paki

>>76333477
Not that guy but I am from the Western suburbs, Mira Road to be exact. Where do you live?

>Bc पूरे ओवर नही खिलते इनसे और कश्मीर चाइये इन्हें

>>76333553
why are some people in South Bombay so nice and yet some such pretentious asshole wannabe white Californian bitches?

>>76333541
no. most are by whites. boxing sprint marathon etc

>>76333583
K E K
E
K

why the fuck do indians feel the need to attach BC to every fucking sentence?
disgusting

>>76333407
He is not transporting a cow, why would he get killed?

>>76333569
paki and indians are the same people.

im pretty sure india pakistan games will lose their hype after this cause they're nowhere near on the same level anymore

>>76333576
Near Oberoi Mall ...fucking shite place ..i regret moving here from Aarey Colony. It was fucking heavenly in there. This is polluted as fuck.

>>76333583
Khana nahi khaaya hai bhai logon ne ..respect their religion please

>>76333447
t. Allahudin o akbar

>>76333594
indigenous people are nice
immigrants (gujjus, northerners, etc) are scum

>>76333643
>the state of indian liberals
haan to over kyu nai khaye

>>76333576
Not the guy you're replying to, Borivali here.

>>76333247
Aww sorry for your soft ass

>>76333559
>arbitrary

>>76333667
>indigenous people
You mean Kolis?

>>76333667
t. Amchi Marathi manus

congrats indian fans.

>>76333739
maharashtrians in general

>>76333643
Aarey colony safe hai kya tenduon se?