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>your at the final an dyour a Real fan
>you brought your cutie gf to the game
>she doesn't really care about football
>she is chearing and tsuuing even harder than you after seeing ronaldo
>after the match ronaldo spots her. he invites her to hotel room to party. your not invited
>she looks at you and ask "is it ok if i go hunnie?"
will you say yes or no?
>no matter what you say she goes anyway
>later CR is sending you fuck pics from your gf's phone of him smashing her
>next morning she comes to your room
>she has sexhair and smile on face
>she tell you she has a suprise for you
>she lay down and spread legs and tell you CR filled her last night
will you lick her pussy and eat Ronaldo's superior alpha cum?
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are you ok la?
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>>76329281
shes ok she is just tired from fucking all night
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My gf isn't MADRIDISTA, at least i can TSUUUU iwth my friends in the bar while madrid plays and TSUUU everywhere when REAL wins CL and leage
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>>76330468
all girls are madristas when they see Cristiano.
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Each of the following 5 points is quite unlikely. All of them happening at once is impossible
1) Me having a gf
2) Me being at a CL final
3) Me ever being a Real fan
4) Ronaldo having sex with a woman
5) My gf being attractive enough to ger choosen by Ronaldo
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>>76329256
>eating pussy
disgusting. would rather just suck his glorious cock instead
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>>76330533
you never know. he gets so much pussy he might be tired of models.
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>>76330533
>Me ever being a Real fan
Become MADRIDISTA, CL finals for sure
>Travel to /sp/ain
Get cute MADRIDISTA gf
>Fuck her while MADRID wins another CL, and TSUUUUUUING together
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>>76330616
you would be honoured if CR fucked your gf right?
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>>76330662
Lately they gave you a medal for the MADRIDISMO, but right now i don't know how it works
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>>76330662
easy 300k
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There are two types of GF's:
1. The ones who would sneakily leave you to fuck a sports star or band member, or some celeb crush if given the chance
2. The ride or die ones who would never fuck someone else, not even if Ronaldo came to her with his throbbing hard dicklet
Now you gotta ask yourself, which type is your GF, /sp/
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>>76330998
2. is lying.
its really:
1. tells you upfront she needs to fuck superior cock
2. lies and says your the best and she doesnt need anybody else.
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great thread
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>yuro sp
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>>76331063
your description of 2. is actually 1.
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>>76329256
>after the match ronaldo spots her. he invites her to hotel room to party. your not invited
could've at least tried to make it realistic and had him invite me instead of her
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>>76329256
Fucking slut. She's imaginary but it still it made me mad
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>>76329256
If she's going anyway, I'm telling her "yeah go", next morning Ronaldo sends me the fuck pics, I sell the pics to every tabloid imaginable (first ever ronaldo nudes/sex tapes for several millions.
Then I dump my GF for being a whore and get a new one with the money
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>>76330998
the best type is the one who fucks the super star, acuses them of rape and then shares the money with you
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