Michael Carrick Testimonial Match Thread

14:30 GMT kickoff.

>ITV

Thats a pretty good all stars team

I miss Fergie.

>>76328535
Gerrard, Anderson, Lampard all too fat and got injured training for this match

>2008 XI

Is Ronaldo on the bench?

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>>76328718
Yes on the bench in his house.

Why is Optimus Prime such a cunt

>the state of Gary

hope giggs doesn't shag that slag he's holding hands with

>>76328503
>Seedorf
Allstar win

Watch Rooney look like the most gassed out one on the pitch

>>76328728
legs in the air, getting fucked in the ass

>speech before the game

Is this in case the stadium gets ISIS'd before the end?

>Evra
>3 Lung Park

I just came.

Shame Tevez is no longer welcome, those 3 use to be best mates.

inb4 Seedorf shows himself to be in better shape than Wayne.

Carrick is really bad at talking

>Thanks wife for looking after the house whilst I play football

>>76328872
>Seedorf
And Neville, and Given, and Carrick's brother

>inb4 Terry slips

>>76328872
A fucking pasty from greggs is in better shape

any stream?

>>76328911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7xpQ-7OY50

I'm going to miss United having boring normal personalities in the team. I think they were essential for the success Fergie had.

>>76328866
Tevez is busy training for his shitty chinese club that he gets paid more than messi to play in.

Michael's a nice lad.

>crying babby

>>76328934
thanks

>>76328950

He wouldn't be welcome anyway. Cunts like Terry, Lampard and Gerrard may have played for our main rivals but they were never directly disrespectful towards the club.

Surely Ronaldo could've drove over from wales

So who's getting 2-footed by Carragher?

>>76328995
his throat must be sore from all the tsuuing

Does Seedorf do anything else than play in these charity and testimonial matches? Every time there's one he seems to be in the squad.

>>76328939
they are essential for any team to be successful

>>76328995

Would have been nice if he could have just come for a 10 min run out at the end or just to wave to the cameras.

>>76329018
Probably fucks some white girls as a bull

Is he retiring or is it a 10 year anniversary kind of thing?

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>>76328934
>suddenly porn

I wonder if the Slovak will end up shitposting in this match.

>>76329073
10 year. He's been there for 11 though

>>76329073
He's just signed a new deal.
It's a Rooney farewell game.

Also the youtube link is just a restream off cricfree anyway. It's a fuckwit harvesting adsense money.

>>76329096

Pogba isn't playing.

>you now remember when Man Utd had some likeable players

fucking Wes Brown man, dude won it all

>>76329162
the human baked bean

>>76329141
You fuckers hated them 10 years ago don't you even pretend you didn't.

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>>76329096
I'll do it if you want? Got nothing else to do today

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>Rooney with the heaviest touch on the pitch

>>76328934
quality porn stream

How's evra doing at OM

>Fergie forgot to bribe the ref

Well he has been out of it for a while.

>Rppmey

>rppney

lmao pooney

when's TSUUU showing up?

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>cutting out a floated ball to Scholes on the edge of the box in a testimonial game

>Evra trying to earn a move back this summer

Watching this is depressing me lads

>you will never watch these player play again

>Seedorf
muh dick

DAMN Seedorf is literally still a better player than Rooney.

where is young?

>>76328872

better shape and a better player

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Manure

>>76329301
Man U should sign him

poonited btfo

CUSTOMERS BTFO

good guy Robbie

>all these retired players
>still have better ball control than rooney
lel

ahahahaha

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>The All Stars are winning? I'm on my way.

Seedorf merking Manure

>>76329311

Was on crutches whilst celebrating the EL win, didn't bother looking up what's wrong with him.

>Losing to a team of retired 45 year olds
Is the the #UnitedWay?

Seedorf could tear both his quads and still have a better first touch then Rooney

Seedorf is fantastic, in all these these testimonials he's always having the time of his life embarrassing fools

not sure if thats Seedorf or Ronaldinho cut his hair

Fuck's sake Wayne. Seriously.

>>76329368

>Player has been retired for years
>embarrassing current EPL players

Gets the old noggin' joggin'.

>rppney

Pogba has been literally invisible so far!

>pooney
how is he he worst player on the pitch and the youngest

>pass the ball to Seedorf: the team

>inb4 Hargreaves gets a run-out and immediately tears his hammy

literally who: the game

inb4 refball benuldy to cover up Rooney being finished.

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Stop embarrassing us, Clarence.

>Vidic header
Big fucking shock

VIDICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Vidic doing what he does best

>>76329378

>its a friendly testimonial so take it easy on them seedorf
>... but I am going easy on them

>manlet keepers

ABU'S BLOWN OUT

Refball again
> Just pull as many shirts as you want Manure

MY BOOOOOOY NEMANJAAAA

>>76329450
it's a friendly who cares

>Vidic can head the ball better then rppney

Would that united team win league one? I'm not talking in 2008 I'm talking if that team played right now.

Rooney has never scored one of those types of shots before from outside the box. He does it every fucking game and never scores.

>>76328934
Football with porn audio is the shit

Just sub Rppney off, I wanna see Berba

>>76329462
yes, they have huge spirit, except rooney

>>76329460
>he doesn't understand bantering

Jokes aside, Rooney LITERALLY has the worst first touch on the pitch

>literally as slow as Carragher
the state of rppmey

>Rooney can't even beat a TV pundit

Why do Everton even want him?

>Keane: It's been my boyhood dream to play for Liverpool,spurs, inter Milan, Leeds, the all stars in carricks testimonial...

>>76328950
>gets paid more money
Uh huh, suuuure.

>muh news article
Just because mainstream journalists are dumb enough to believe Chinese people when they cover for their money laundering scams, that doesn't mean that anons should be.

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>Rooney genuinely struggling against ex-pros

This was a mistake. Fucking hell.

>>76329462
Maybe if they signed Seedorf

uhm why is owen in the allstars XI? he played with carrick. rude desu

>>76329462
Nah, I rememeber a fat Edgar Davids shitting up the lower leagues

Get Berbatov on before rppney embarrass himself more

>>76329504
wasn't part of the 2008 teams

>>76329367
>the call that saved the Testimonial

>>76329496
nice
>>96

Are these "testimonials" anything more than cashgrabs?

Eidurrrrr

>>76329290
What about Rooney?

>>76329543

that's literally all they are

Didn't realise Owen was on the pitch

>>76329543
Its literally the point, money goes to ''charities'' of there choice

CAS players are all out of breath.

HAHAHA

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>>76329558
This is exactly how I remembered him

>>76329543
They're for charity. They're fun to watch for players getting gassed and the ones that take it too seriously.

>>76329554
that makes me feel worse desu

Thought that was Shaw warming up but it's Gary Neville.

>>76329565
They're still cringy.

needs rafael da silva desu schmesu

>>76329590
>no fun allowed

>>76329587
he would be more out of shape then anyone else on the park

>>76329590
looks like your average mls game desu

>>76328503
Who?

>only Owen has a baloon door

who /onlywatchingfortheinevitableScholesblooter/ here?

>two job offers for an Australian on roughly equal pay
>one is in Schaffhausen (Switzerland)
>the other is in Frankfurt (Germany)

What do you do, la?

PS I don't mind the cold but I do like to have a good social life and I will know nobody

>>76329638
here

>>76329638
me

>no lampard or slippy g
gay

>>76329649
>Man Poo wanting to see Scholes get shown up

They showed him up his whole career, let him have this one game anon

>>76329643
i'd take switzerland desu
nicer place

REEEEEE Brown off! He's getting exposed!

>>76329643
Switzerland if its a high paying job

>>76329643
Go to Switzerland

>50 year old seedorf is fitter than I've ever been

Time to get back on the treadmill

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>>76329643
>schaffhausen
>social life

>>76329643

Frankfurt is small and boring, filled with drug addicts monging out in broad daylight too. Go for Switzerland.

>>76329692
schauffhausen is even more boring I imagine, beatiful for a trip, not sure for living

Carrick's kid isn't coming on is he?

>>76329706
his brother is for the second half

>>76329706
Nah. Only a prick like Becks does shit like that.

>>76329721

At least that means we won't get players pretending to get beaten by him out of pity.

>>76329742
They're saving that for Rooney

>>76329703

I'm sure it is boring too but it's quaint and typical of what you image of being in a Germanic country wheras Freiburg is just a couple of skyscrapers and boring buildings from the 1970's. Plus from Switzerland you can easily take day trips to Southern Germany, Italy, France, Austria etc.

>>76329791

Frankfurt*
Freiburg is lovely and also only a short trip from Switzerland.

>>76329703
See
>>76329686
Though it's only like an hour from Zurich. But yeah basically anywhere outside of Zurich and maybe Geneva has next to no nightlife in Switzerland.

>>76329791
fair point, I'm not defending Frankfurt I don't like it either

Get Dimi on.

>van der sar

truly miss the dude. great guy

Silvestre gassed just jogging on from the dressing room

>Berbatov in charge of staying onside
looks more agile than Higuain mind

Man Utd almost signed Senna after Euro 2008.

Great save Edwin

What a great save

Park Ji-Sung could still do a job for most Championship clubs desu

>>76330045
hes a mad cunt

Berbatov still playing with the same urgency as he did when he was playing.

top kek Gary Nevlel

K E K
E
K

the city of neville

>>76330045
All the years of constant running has given him a case of 'exploding knee'.

First Valencia now that shot

Nevilles not lost his skill level

>>76330045
Was shit for QPR

>this refball

>no booking

Literally who?

>>76330191
just banter la

>>76330202
Carrick's brother.

>>76330212
as good as kroos?

Top kek

>Keane

BOOOOO

wew that's a goal

Is Fergie past it?

This co-commentator is an absolute mouthbreather.

Who is it?

>>76329685
lol he's barely 40

Could definitely still play professionally for a lower team.

Gary Neville is the worst player on the pitch desu

>>76330265
because rppney isnt playing anymore

>Giggs doing better against Carragher than Rooney was

Carragher laughing in every replay, even when getting btfo

>>76330252
Sam Matterface I think.

>>76330252
Idk im watching a porn audio stream

Manure '08 confirmed for shit

>>76330323

Nah not him, the other one.

>>76330252
Danny Webber isn't it?

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>Rashford in the crowd
>"he's a real student of the game"

rppney

>pooney coming back on

omg rppney nooo

>more replies than your average City match thread

The fucking STATE of Rooney.

>>76329643
switzerland, norway and denmark are the only three countries I would consider moving to 2bh

wheres anderson?

>tfw Rio's wife got merked by cancer
feel bad for him desu
hope he finds happiness

>>76330463
too fat

>>76330466
There was a documentary about that, fuck cancer.

He looks calm now, wish nothing but the best for Rio

>>76330409

Cheers mate.

Cunt is infuriating. Constantly repeating what the other commo says, not a single independent thought bouncing around in his melon.

John Terry is still class desu

Rooney is too good for this game, his standard is more suited to last night

Top kek

Surely that's a card

Rooney is unironically the worst player on the pitch and a detriment to his team today

>3 lung park
I wish we had another gook like him

>>76330409
That united youth reject who played for salford, right

Based phil

lel

World class that Phil

>>76330538
he's gonna be swimming in pusy after this

>>76329643
Go Frankfurt. Switzerland is nicer but the cost of living there is substantially higher (I'm surprised they're offering the same pay). Frankfurt is a dive but it has a better social life than you'd find in Switzerland

>Saha

>Saha

>the city of Saha

Vintage Saha!

>>76330572
Hahahahahhahahahhaa

>saHAHAHA

>pooy Shartha

Zaha got fat real fast

HOW?

CARRICK

Carrick come back to spurs

RIGGED

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

G O A L !

WORLD CLASS

SIGN HIM UP FOREVER

absolute blooter

thats nice

Is this that walking football thing that Barclays kept on pushing?

BLOOTER
L
O
O
T
E
R

ROONEY MAD

Based Sinclair exposing rppmey

Kek at tht assassination attempt

Jesus Rooney who cares

>>76330611
an absolute blooter that is

>tfw this is possibly the most exciting game United have played

Fergie needs to come back

love how Rooney thinks this is a World Cup final

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>ROONEY

EMBARRASSING

>diving in a testimonial

Have a look at yourself Wayne

wtf rooney

Seriously Rooney that's embarrassing

>RPPNEY crying to the ref
My sides

Wayne trying to get Carrick a penalty then I guess.

Still embarrassing.

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>Pooneys face this whole game

>Carrick letting his kids watch The Miz

A W E S O M E
W
E
S
O
M
E

>arguing with the ref at a testimonial

I actually feel sorry for Rooney

>>76330511
Kek

AWESOME XD

>all the money in the world
>plays for Man Utd
>autistic daughter

Suppose you can't have it all

>keane

>Keane

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AAAAAAAAWESOOOOOOOME

>Rooney flying into tackles and still arguing with the ref
A truly sad man

inb4 Wayne misses his penalty

rppney is losing his shit

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>wazza arguing with the referee

P A R K
A
R
K

SIGN PARK UP

Park is literally the GOAT lads

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Wayne pls.

>the absolute city of Rooney

Rppney being exposed HARD in this plodder of a game.

Sulking and trying to shoot from 500 miles out now. He's trying so hard and getting mad at being so shit. Embarrassing performance.

Rppmey SEETHING

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>Rooney getting mad during a charity game

>Drawchester United

>no penalties

>ends in a draw

Hilarious

>another home draw

FFS LADS

wtf no penalty shoot out?

when was Owen on the pitch?

Wtf Rooney

Fucking kek, more peopleole need to know about this

>Rppney

Christ

>>76330765
first 30 minutes I think

REEEEEEEE ANOTHER DRAW

>>76330763
FERGIE OUT

>>76330747
This will be Rooney's last match in a United shirt and rather than spending it enjoy himself with his friend and colleague, he's getting in a tiff and looking out of shape against retired 40 year olds

Rooney's just mad his testimonial was an utter shit 0-0 draw against Everton which was practically a pre season friendly

>>76330661
Literally can't keep up with 40 year olds. Just retire already fat shrek fuck.

That was genuinely bizarre and embarrassing from Rooney. Why is he behaving like that?

>>76330788

He'll get a testimonial when he decides to retire too.

>>76330800
Please be the same ref

>>76330800

He already had his, it was shite.

Who is more autistic, Rooney or Carrick's daughter?

>people genuinely thought the GOAT list would end up being Maradona, Pele, Rooney, after Euro 2004

>Dabchester United
wtf I hate Carrick now!

>>76330817
Probably Romney after that

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Rooney's definitely slowed down. But lets be fair he's been retired for 10 years, we can't all be Seedorf.

Did Rooney get mad because he wanted to get a penalty for Carrick?

If so, doesn't make sense as Carrick already scored a belter

>>76330817

>Grown man sulking like a baby and throwing tantrums
>Child yelling awesome when asked what she thought about her dad's goal

You for asking such a retarded question.

>that awkward as fuck moment
>the strike....
>yeah...
>but the nutmeg?

>>76330839

I hope that's why he was mad. Anything else is unbelievably embarrassing.

>>76330839

He was likely playing to try and impress Mou and stay another season.

>>76330833
kek

>>76330839

Fat cunt would have taken it to cover up that he's absolutely finished.

Did carricks's son just do a dab then lmao

>Rooney being shown up by people who retired a decade ago.

I'd be mad too. I bet his dick has retracted up into his chest.

>>76330856
Imagine he missed it as well

As far as testimonials go that was pretty fun, Scholes' was GOAT though

>you now remember Rio's testimonial where >Moyes let Sevilla win 3-1 at OT

>>76330879
They were EL winners though and had all their best players playing

Was pretty much a pre season game

>>76330845
I'm guessing he was away talking to players when it cut to the shot of Carrick's goal.

>Jacqui Oatley calling Rooney out on his autism

kek

Rooney was just trying to get Carrick a pen to win the game

What's wrong with that? Apologise to him right now

>>76330912
He was still doing it after Carrick went off

>>76330879

I remember Solskjaer's being fun.

>>76330912
Rooney was freaking out after every time he was tackled.

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Just quadrupled his value lads

>>76330945
DELET THIS

>>76330945
What's the point of Pogba now?

>>76330945
DABchester united legend

Why is evra such a mad man

what is Evra's problem?

>>76330999
>>76331000
Wasn't watching, what did he do?

Nice trips btw

>>76331000
He loves this game

>>76331031
you forgot the "AHAHAHAHAHAH"

>>76330945
Worth at least £40m

>>76330945
Better dab than dabman

>>76330821
he promised his son he'll do it if he scores.
He is a great dad

wtf I love Carrick now!