BTFO

Excellent thread

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>>76327927
literally kiddy cups. we aim for the real thing now

>>76327927

U20s is just the kids too shit for the U21s.

>>76327976
Those kids will be your future, Manuel.

>>76328002
There's no U21 WC.

>>76328010
each u20 team contributes with 2 to 4 players for the main team

most of these players will be literally whos for the rest of their careers even in Portugal

>>76328002
U21 is just kids who are too shit to play for the main team

>>76327927

>A country that was named U_R_GAY and accepted it without complaining tells others they have been BTFO.

now I've seen it all

>>76327927
don´t be an ass

>>76328831
stop sucking moortuguese cock gallego de mierda

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>>76329270
Not him but,URGAY can say shit about portubros but no ona can say anything about urgay?

>>76329270
>gallego de mierda
watch your mouth

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>>76327927
And, yet again, it was all Benfica's overrated youngster's fault

Fuck José Gomes

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>>76329555
>spend millions in the Benfica LAB™ "magic cube"
>players can't hit penalties for shit anyways

BAIMFICA NA VANGUARDA

>>76329555
>>76329821
And, yet again, you're only there because of said Benfica youth players.
When will poorto niggers stop whining and do something useful for once?

>>76329331
beri gud englando gallego

>>76329897
reminder that benifca nig nog choked the deciding penalty

>>76327927
AHAHHA U20s

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>O Merelinense e o Praiense foderam-se

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>>76329993
Reminder that both goals of the game were scored by Benfica players. Reminder that the nig nog wasn't the only one who missed a penalty.

Go do something relevant, then come back.

ffs now I noticed Peixe fielded a 17yo keeper for the entire tournament, when we have a 20yo in the squad

when will this clueless bald piece of shit be sacked?!

>>76330080
Xande is not certain yet to be a Benfica player.

We've won this twice already. When is the u21 euro coming home?

>>76330246
this June, as long as Rui Jorge doesn't fulfill any third party agendas like this bald prick managing the U20s

>>76330333
Based Rui usually gives no fuck about the player's background.

It's really odd, he seems the only one doing that really just plays the best that he can find no matter what.

Wonder how he keeps the job.

>>76330377
Hélio is also good.

Peixe is a retard.

is this /Eternal Moreirense/?

>>76327927
>>76330488
It is now, congrats to uruguay bro for being the first foreigner OP of an Eternal Moreirense thread.

We discuss the NT season
>U20 world cup aftermath
>U19 euros (if anyone cares about this)
>U21 euros
>confederations cup

>>76330557
>U20 world cup aftermath
I missed the tournament, but from the results seems we competed with the strongest teams and there's a couple of decent players
>U19 euros (if anyone cares about this)
>U21 euros
hope the lads do well
>confederations cup
portugalwinslol

>>76330607
Poortugueses faggotes, meus miguxos preferidos, se importam de me dar uma ajuda aqui? Tem um cuzão no /lit/ dizendo que a gente não se dá bem em outras boards, o que é mentira, certo? A gente se idolatra aqui.

>>76330729
Erhhh quotei sem querer, mas era pra todos tugas em geral, não só aquele anão.

>>76330729
/lit/ é só panascas, não sabem o que é bantz

>>76330607
>I missed the tournament, but from the results seems we competed with the strongest teams and there's a couple of decent players
I didn't watch an entire match either but from the lads I've seen playing, I liked Ruben Dias (Benfica), Diogo Dalot (Porto), Pedro Delgado (Sporting), Bruno Xadas (Braga), Gedson Fernandes (Benfica), Diogo Gonçalves (Benfica) and Bruno Costa (Porto).

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>>76330729
>Tem um cuzão no /lit/ dizendo que a gente não se dá bem em outras boards
A minha thread sobre literatura portuguesa ainda está viva
>/lit/ é só panascas
Ei! Até é uma board fixe!

>>76330557
we have the Latvia match next week, if I'm not mistaken. when is tsu joining the team? poor guy can't even rest..

>>76331056
next friday indeed, I'd like tsu to be spared until the confeds

it's fucking Latvia, don't tell me we can't take care of them without our guy

>>76331107
we can. wouldn't mind he was given holidays.

>>76331056
Ronaldo needs to be 100% for the Confed Cup. We need to stat pad our trophy room as much as we can

>>76328831
>a country named s-pain who has literally acheived shit and has cheated in every competition he has participated tells a powership in football he has seen it all

now i've seen it all

>>76331033
Nah, anon is right, not only ppl there have no sense of humor whatsover, but they also are too thin-skinned.

And they don't fucking read. Can you imagine how spee would be like if none of us actually watched football? I mean, shitpost could actually save us, but not them...

>>76329821
First the Green Goblin delivering the match ball, now this

Is Portugal the sports technology advancement capital of the world?

>>76330729
>Tem um cuzão no /lit/ dizendo que a gente não se dá bem em outras boards, o que é mentira, certo? A gente se idolatra aqui.
Mas ele está certo. Há uns quantos zucas que são top e sempre benvindos, mas de vez em quando aparecem sempre uns retardados HUEHUE fugidos do orkut ou do yutubi a mandar merda à nossa cara.

>>76331237
>/lit/ don't read books
Not surprising, I left /v/, /tv/ and /g/ for similar reasons.

>>76331330
/lit/ seems kind of based and patrician. Haven't went there much, and I know most of them are just pretending to be patrician, but they still seem based

>>76331185
Spain has on in the past 10 years more trophies than Argentina in the past 30

in all sports

Good... good...
>tfw Mexigod beats urgay yet again

>>76331561
>Fábio Coentrão
>Mathieu
>same team

Guess Portimonense is defeating Sporting after all next season

https://twitter.com/elchiringuitotv/status/871167643763560448

>TSU-less Portugal will be a thing in your lifetimes
h-hold me, bros ;_;

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>>76331768
don't think about it, mano. we'll go through it together when it's time

>>76331330
Nah, nem isso. Eu estou sempre tentando puxar uma roda lá no /lit/ pra saber mais de poetas portugueses, e eles estão sempre me enfiando a porta na cara. Não sei se porque não leem poesia portuguesa ou se por pura antipatia. Uma pena de qualquer forma...

>>76331510
It's not, they only talk about the same 5,6 authors. It's exhausting. They don't read anything non-related with school.

>>76331858
Infinity Jest doesn't seem school related

>>76331953
It fits those 5,6 authors: DFW, Pynchon, Bloom, Joyce, Chomsky..

>>76331953
I think that's what he means. I go there time to time and it's always the same DFW and Pynchon threads

>>76331980
>>76331979
That's like going to /mu/ then.

why is portugal so fucking irrelevant compare to his macaco son?

>>76332023
UMA DELICIA

>its some hispanic latin american being angry
about everything episode

yawn. Only brazilians produce quality memes

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>>76331994
maybe that's their memes. if a guy comes are sporadically, he might leave thinking we only talk about ronaldo and pogba
>>76332023
>uruguayn bantz

Foda-se. O nome do trenador a mesmo Peixe?

>>76332023
here's another (You) to award your shitposting effort

>>76332051
Emilio. Emilio Peixe

>U20
Does anyone unironically care enough to watch this?

>>76332051
yes, his surname is literally Fish

>>76331979
>>76331980
Yeah, same as /mu/ then, with Jeff Magnum, Kanye, Grimes, shoegaze, AnCo and Crimson King

>>76332046
But /sp/ talks about undisputed relevant figures in undisputed relevant sports

/mu/ circlejerks their favourite bands which no normie has ever heard of. No one gives a shit about Death Grips or AnCo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKojIVTcL5g

The greatest moment in the history of portuguese television

URGAY

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>>76332051
Here are some names of some Portuguese players and coaches:

>Victor Bay
>Sunday Patience
>Richard Oak
>Nuno Brave
>Nuno Holy Spirit
>George Jesus
>Rui Victory
>Serge Conception
>Charles Secretary
>Richard Lent
>Raphael Warrior
>William Oak
>Joseph Fountain
>Mist
>Louis Grandson
>Louis Fig
>Leonard Garden
>Peter Smallbox
>Eliseu
>Anthony Olivetree
>Petit
>Humbert Rabbit
>Michael Loyal
>George Piglet
>Manuel Axe
>Mario Colunm
>Ocean
>Little Coast
>Louis Good Death
>Joseph Waters
>his son, Rui Waters
>Marc Cane
>Ferdinand Barge
>Diogo J
>Ruben Snow
>Anthony Andrew
And his son, and the guy with the best name of them all:
>Andrew Andrew

>>76332317
this is awesome. great work, zé

>>76332317
this is gold

>>76332317
>Ocean
Just lost my shit
>Mist
Who?

>>76332051
O gajo foi só o melhor jogador do Mundial U20 em 1991

>>76332600
bruma i think

tá a dar futebol de gajas na RTP1

>>76333045
assério José?

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>>76332646
>not calling him Ei Man instead of Mist

>>76333079
a sério, João

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>>76333105
>tfw o meu nome é João

>>76333100
>not calling him Armindo, cause that's his real name

>>76333156
Kek

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>>76333045
>ele vê futebol de gajas

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>>76335266
>the patriarchy oppressing females yet again

>>76332317
>Eliseu é só Eliseu
ri-me

>>76335582
É tipo o Palácio Francês

>>76332317
Top kek. Make this a meme

Savethis thread, and you won't have to watch our league

Tero here. CAW CAW. Pay no attention to the OP, for he is a faggot. 'twas a good game and I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. This ABBA system is fucking madness.

>>76332317
kek'd

allow me contribute

>Ferdinand Saints
>Bernard Woodland
>Rolling
>Henry Hilarious
>Victor Peartree
>Peter Fish Bone

>>76333126
Mine too, we are two special snowflakes

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>thread meant to mock Portugal
>we hijack it and turn it into another /moreirense/ thread

good jerb, maninhos

>>76343732
portugal having a golden era on /sp/ desu. like the 1500s all over again

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>>76343874
there's yet MUCH to accomplish, my honorary pork chop friend, but with hard work and team spirit we will get there