/trans/ - For me, it's Madrid edition

>>76326973
>ready to spend
What does this even mean? How does some shithouse journalist even get this information

>>76326973
>>United also want £66m from Real Madrid for their 26-year-old goalkeeper David de Gea. (Sunday Times - subscription required)
Doesn't even seem that much when dabman went for double that.

>Mbrappe is only 5'10
he looks taller

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>muh GOAT

haha FAGIT

>>76326973
>£100m to sign Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale
lmao
>Barcelona midfielder Arda Turan, 30, has agreed a move to Arsenal, but the Gunners are yet to agree a transfer fee for the Turkey international
just pay the travel expenses

>>76327000
but it does when they've already got a keeper that some even consider better

>>76327034
He's kind of inconsistent though.

>Perisic for 30mio
>Swedish CB GOAT for 30mio
>Mbappers for 90mio

This is a great window for us

>>76327000
>dabman went for double that

I think you will find it was triple.

>>76327055
>>Perisic for 30mio
its 95m

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Why the fuck do we always get humiliated by players during the transfer window.

Last year it was Dab man with his 'hints' that he is planning a move to United, now Griezmann has took the piss out of us and is not not going anywhere

>>76327055
>Perisic for 30mio
It's closer to 300

>>76327055
>Swedish CB GOAT for 30mio
pls no you're going to ruin him.

Pogba was actually only 60mio, Juve had to pay half of Riolas fee

>>76326894
>we talked to the leaders
Aluminium confirmed?

>>76327055

Has Mbappe been given the number 7 shirt?

>>76327067
>Griezmann has took the piss out of us
What happened with Atletico and their ban wasn't his fault lad.

>>76327067
>Griezmann has took the piss out of us
Not really, he feels bad about leaving them when they can't sign a replacement

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Would've prerfered Lukaku anyway

>>76327113
Shame he's going to Chelsea then.

>>76327067

Griezmann would be joining United if not for the transfer ban, maybe he'll join next summer if United still want him (I don't see United spending £85mill or whatever his release clause is in January).

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aircon milan btfo

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>£125m plus agent fees for the checkered haired Stewart Downing

>>76327113

>People actually rate Lukaku

I mean he'd be good for trying to win the title because all he does is smash teams like Hull but he goes invisible against the big teams and would get exposed in the CL.

>>76327014
Buffon World Cups:
TSU World Cups:

literally the only title that matters

>>76327055

Perisic is going to Buyern, since theyre not getting Alexis.

>>76327113
Actually, if Man Utd are playing 4-2-3-1 they don't really need Griezmann. They have Mkhi who's much better suited to to the ten than on the right. They should really be getting a winger to improve on Mata. And if they bring in Morata up front (might be a big if) it's a good off-season for them.

>>76326694
>José Mourinho said: "The only goal the fans ever scored in my experience is the one which beat us at Liverpool two years ago." Immediately after the match, Mourinho declared: "I felt the power of Anfield, it was magnificent … maybe that interfered with the result."

Stay mad customer

>>76327165
It's looks like Morata is going to AC Milan.

>>76327113
>muh stats

>>76327184
No, he's not.

>>76327173
>Stay mad customer

>Supports a club from a different country to his own
>Thinks he's not a customer

Oh okay.

>>76327165
Morata sn't very good imo

>>76327165
>off-season
>that flag
Suspicious

>>76327165
Morata has unironically never had a better than Chicarito (the little pea)

>>76327152
Fuck off they alreay have lcim, they don't need his twin

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>>76327083
Yes

We (AC Milan) need a good striker for 60 mil, Morata said he has Juve in his heart and some other bullshit.

>>76327197
Second top scorer at Madrid despite not being first choice.

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>united have a higher wage bill than both of last nights finalists

>>76327227
add another 10 mil and maybe that donnarumma lad and we'll give you Icardi ;)
world class talent, not a cancer at all zì

Bakayoko and/or Tolisso when

What would you guys think of expanding the PL to 32 or 36 teams and not have every team play each other in the season? That way more teams would have more of the TV deal pie and since it would be distributed among more teams they would each get less and the financial gap to the Championship would be less. More teams would be more fun and you could even have 8 up/8 down every season, for further excitement.

>>76327228
Yeah still don't rate him mate

Think somebody is gonna get done if they whack 50 or 60 mil on the lad

>>76327113
Why are united fans obsessed with this squawka site nowadays?

>>76327254
This doesn't work. See the Argentinian top flight for a similar example.

>>76327227
What do you think of Belotti?
And who do you think Milan will sign?

>>76327254
I think you should be put down

>>76327227
Buy Belotti

>>76327254
teams would get butthurt at only getting to play their rivals away. like say spurs only get to play arsenal at the emirates thats not really fair on them

>>76327197
He's a team player, like Benzema. And good at a lot of things, but excellent in none. I would like to see that type of striker at the club.

>>76327203
It's a good term.

>>76327227
no one else seems to REALLY want Lacazette so you should sign him

>>76327254
>and not have every team play each other in the season
Awful idea.

>>76327227
benardeshi or however you say it scores a lot just put him upfront
t.tactical genius

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'ello

>>76327152
>>76327042
>

>>76327249
>in a 10 winning streak or something
>announce that they're chasing Conte next season, an unrealistic target
>players instantly lost respect to Pioli guy, proceed to play like shit until the end

What's wrong with inter?

>>76327256
Yeah it's only goals.

>>76327254

>Let's add more shit teams

How about no. Liverpool would get relegated.

>>76327254
So basically just give the championship the pl tv money? Great idea the prospect of watching players on 100k a week absolutely not arsed playing in front of 6 thousand people in Doncaster is very appealing

>>76327254
the PL already has 13-14 teams too many depending how well you rate Everton

>>76327254
naaaah

>>76327256
>Think somebody is gonna get done if they whack 50 or 60 mil on the lad
it will be hilarious

>>76327227
You can have sturridge, origi AND ings off us for 60m

3 is better than one

>>76327276
>>76327283
Belotti is a dream, but Cairo (Torino's president) wants 100 freaking millions.

>>76327254
BETTER idea: b-teams to devalue the non-leagues further

>>76327301
Only 40 league goals in his career since he got called up from the Madrid b team

>>76327299
More or less everything.

>>76327299
i think the fans are impatient and obsessed with getting a world class manager but no world class manager would ever go with the state they are in. they just want simeone or something but its just not gonna happen.

>>76327325
For a potential one season wonder who hasn't even shown his worth in Europe? Sounds like a load of bollocks. Offer him 60 in August and he'll be happy to accept.

>>76327317
>sell sturridge

'no'

>>76327332
How many did he get last season. You know, his current ability.

>>76327261
Look at the amount of >(you)s I got and now look at the amount of >(you)s that you have

>>76327299
pretty much everything
I doubt the poor performance has anything to do with the Conte rumours though: the season was already at stake by january and any misstep meant the CL objective had failed. After the fraw against torino part of the team might have lost the morale.

>>76327353
kek m8 you know he will play about 5 games next season. id take 100k off the wage bill and then whatever transfer price someone gives over 5 games

id only keep him on a pay as you play deal

>>76327284
I'd make it so you picked 19 other teams and played them both home and away. You might not get to play your rivals every season but that would make it more special when you did.

>>76327281
Good argument.

>>76327309
Wouldn't be Doncaster. And teams that were stable in the PL would see their brand go up. Currently we can maintain a good top 10 because below that there is a chance of relegation. With 32 or 36 teams, maybe double that would be safe. They would all be able to build pretty good teams. Plus they would use that stability to build stadiums (the threat of relegation stops a few teams) and be even more competitive.

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-han-bo-bae-s-nipple-yvk8rar/answers/new.html

>>76327360
cant argue with results. were in a results business here. gotta post what pays the (you)s

>>76327348
That's what I've been saying for the past month. It's like people forgot about Immobile and Cerci. One season wonders are a thing guys.

>>76327356
15

Worth 60 mil? Doesn't start important games ahead of a player Madrid want to replace

>>76327375
teams would get butthurt and blame the fixtures for doing well/shit. say you drew a season with no top 10 teams as opponents and won the league everyone else would sperg out

>>76327313
Those teams can't build up their team/brand (for more money) because they are constantly up and down.

>>76327401
>ahead of a player Madrid want to replace
>Benzema
>want to replace
M8 are you clueless? Zidane adores Benzema, more importantly Ronaldo adores Benzema. He's been at the club for nearly a decade, noone has a safer gig.

>>76327370
Eater him for 5 games than some shite muh youth potential replacement like origi that Liverpool always go for

>>76327403
>teams would get butthurt
Why talk about the politics of it and not the idea itself?

>>76327397

You forgot Harry Kane.

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>>76327397
>It's like people forgot about Immobile

>>76327356
>20 goals
>of those only 4 against top 10 and
>of those only 1 against top 5 (#5 villarreal)
oh wow so this is the power of morata

>>76327375
Brentford finished 10th in the championship

Play in front of 10k, you'll just end up with a bunch of wolves situations where player go for a pay day and couldn't care less about the football

wonder how hard ronaldo's boipucci was pounded last night

>>76327425
hahaha get back to me when they break the transfer record for mbappe

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morata isnt worth 60m.

hes last in almost every category and when you watch him there is nothing special there

>>76327425
Wasn't Özil "adored" by Ronaldo too?

Started following football summer 2012 (Euro) and I have to say this is the most unfair sport that exists!

NBA, Tennis, Formula 1 were my main entertainment before, those games are simple if you win you are the best, no refrees, luck, draw or any thing can have impact...

Football is so clumsy and fluke to waist such energy and time on! It's clear as sun that Messi is better than Cristiano but some how now every body is remember the latter as the goat because of a weird run from third place (third place!!!) to victory with Portugal, last year CL win with the luckiest draw ever, an offside goal in the final and a penalty, 3 offside goals against Bayern this year! Even Ramos 2014 goal should've not stood as Bale was elbowing and blocking some defender from Atletico...

Barcelona always played football better than Real and beat them every season with better players and coaches and best generation we will ever have but we some how we end up seeing only one CL victory 2015 while Real won 3 (2 really undeserved ones)

I always thought this will be the generation where we catch Madrid on overall titles but some how the gap ended up getting bigger...

I don't know this game is just too fluke and delusional, with many uncontrollable stuff affecting the game...

Can some one please explain and keep me interested...

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This is the power of £60m

>>76327547
KEK formula 1 is way more biased. its literally 2 people have a chance to win every season, the two with the best car. do you really think fucking vettel is the best driver in the world?

>>76327540
and out of those players, he's the one that has played against worst opposition (since he doesn't play the big games) and with higher quality team mates

>>76327341
And now they bound Spaletti for just 2 seasons. Expect another years of mismanagement and no future planning.

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>"Oh. Hi anon, fancy seeing tsyou here. Would you be a dear and help me look for my Champions League trophy I seem to have dropped them down my drain pipe"

>>76327547
>formula 1
>if you win you are the best

>tennis
>entertaining

>Can some one please explain and keep me interested...

Nah. I recommend you kill yourself with that shitty opinion tho.

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This is the power of £100m

>>76327580
Didn't he just get record points total with Roma?

>>76327614
fucking kek. i think jiroo is utter shit so that shows how bad m'lady is

>>76327614
PUH NINETEH

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>>76327614
>total backwards passes

>>76327621
why did spaletti leave roma? fired for coming 2nd? or quit to take a huge step down? neither make sense

>>76327614
mbrapp just cannot compete with giroud's elite backwards passing

>>76327614
Giroud always has great stats every bloody season

>>76327614
Arsenal fans btfo

>>76327621
That's just a meaningless stat.

>>76327614
>blocks
What is this, basketball?

>>76327173
>Stay mad customer

Says the guy who will go to the Liverpool new kit bootsale in the Aviva in August.

>>76327661
Hated the fans and customers for the whole Totti thing. I'd lie to see Tuchel go to Roma to end Juve

>>76327661
Think he fell out with the board or something and the fans didn't like that Totti got very little game time on his farewell tour afaik

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>>76327614

This Squaka meme is fantastic.

>>76327699
lel

>>76327679
What's meaningless about 87 points?

>>76327580
desu Spalletti did a good job with Roma and this time we might actually have a decent pre-season. What people seem to forget about last season is that it was doomed since August, they should've kept mancini or fired him in May.
I'm not optimistic at all but hopefully it won't be as godawful as this year.

>>76327710
AVB broke Tottenhams points record and look at him now

>>76327699
>losing 4 out of 5 headers
>literal negative score while in posession of the ball

dropped

>>76327710
No trophy for it?

>>76327723
what happed to the new pele gabigol? is he a drug addict or been kidnapped?

>>76327723
i think inter just dont have any vision or direction when it comes to transfers, they just pick a guy out of a hat, not knowing how he will fit or anything

atleast youve stopped buying a ton of CMs who cant pass the ball though

>>76327659

That's the meme m8, have you ever actually looked in detail at these when Slovakabu posts them?

>>76327661
roma's board and fanbase is possibly the most cancerous on the planet. He got fed up with all the bullshit around Totti.
That's one of the reason I'm kind of happy about him coming to Inter. If he managed to do a decent job despite the constant shit-flinging he endured in rome he might deal reasonably enough with Inter.

>>76327754
>gabigol
le 'can't even manage to look good in youtube hl videos' man

what striker are liverpool signing? they ARE signing are striker aren't they?

>>76327744
Is pochettino shit too?

>>76327754
it is a mistery, I honestly can't find a solid explanation for his situation.

>>76327754
>team going through 3 coaches in a season
>not even one of them take this gabigol seriously
The biggest brazilian meme usually at least decent, maybe he bullied by icardi?

>>76327788
theyre putting salah up front. no im not memeing

also they just signed a striker, that guy from chelsea


also they have firmino sturridge ings origi etc

>>76327788
Solanke

FSG OUT

>>76327800
I honestly can't tell, they don't even play in the same position ffs

>>76327791
No, but he isn't under pressure after years of conflict with club's icon.

>>76327540
>1000 min playtime lower stats than 3000 min of playtime

Colour me fucking suprised.

how do inter fans feel about icardi|? would you sell him? on one hand hes a cancer and kind of does nothing but score, like doesnt help defend or build up play etc. but on the other hand he scores a lot and that can be hard to find

>>76327788
Sturridge coming back from injury will be like a new signing. No idea if he's even been injured lately but the chances are pretty high

>>76327836
m8 its divided by play time. not overall

>>76327800
jesus stole the biggest brazilian meme before they both left

>>76327837
Jew him 55mil to pl club. Buy cheap proven quality chicharito tier.

>>76327837
last season I would've given my firstborn child to keep him
now I kinda wish he fucked off for a good sum of money. He acts like he's bigger than the club, and that attitude is not okay for a team that's trying to crawl back from midtable to top3/4. Let's put it like this: in 15/16 Mancini didn't always start him and despite all the shit that happened we ended 4th. This season he's been the centre of gravity of the team, scored 25(?) and had like 8 assists or something, and we eneded 7th.

http://forzainterforums.com/showthread.php?13640-Gabriel-Gabigol-Barbosa/page73

hmm these guys seem to know barbosas agent is gonna reveal wtf is going on soon

forza inter forums is never wrong desu

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Daily Reminder:
Kasper Schmeichel >>>>>>> de gaya

>>76327846
>average per game
>all the others are starting games
>morata often subbed on late

hmmm

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>>76327836
>>76327949

>>76328005
Cavani must be a literal god scoring 35 goals per 90 mins.

>>76328032
Imagine being SO SHIT that you only score 15 goals per match

>>76328038
>>76328038

>>76327731
Well he still a stylish mofo

>>76327934
I'm surprised nobody there mention the possibility of secret affair with Icardi's wife.

>>76328102
the whole situation is so absurd that it wouldn't even be that surprising lmao

>>76327934
what incident are they talking about him having apologised for?

>>76327540
>rating lacameme

he's fucking ass, but wouldnt mind chelsea spending £40 mil so he gets exposed kek

>>76327934
>http://forzainterforums.com/showthread.php?13640-Gabriel-Gabigol-Barbosa/page73
They are saying his agent is going in jail...

>>76328102
Remind me of Icardis wife. Please senpai

>>76328175
For false advertizing?

>>76328193
kek

After this transfer window, can anyone stop Liverpool?

Salah------------Firmino------------Mane
----------Coutinho------Lallana------------
----------------------Can----------------------
Milner---Javi Martinez--Matip---Clyne
-------------------Mignolet------------------

And that's just with the transfers that seem nailed on. Add in a surprise LB and it's up there with the best 11s in the world.

What is the ACTUAL best league in the world?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13109983
http://www.strawpoll.me/13109983
http://www.strawpoll.me/13109983
http://www.strawpoll.me/13109983
http://www.strawpoll.me/13109983

I hate trans, lads

>>76328208
>salah
please fucking no.

>>76328208
What about Jordan "the new Gerrard" Henderson?

>>76328294
if this guy unironically rates can over henderson or even wijnaldum hes on some strong weed

>>76328177
>be literally generic half time slag with 3 kids, married to maxi lopez the chad.
>having affair with icardi, another chad.
>divorce maxi, claim all the kids, married icardi shortly after.
>messi feels so sick of this he banned icardi from NT.

>>76328316

Can is a DM who can also do bicycle kicks. When have Henderson or Wijnaldum ever done that?

>>76328333
Thanks senpai

Is Andres Silva good?

>>76328346
>bicycle kicks
Who cares?

>>76327936
Shut the fuck up he's shit

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Any news on the Nutall to number 10 situation?

>>76328504
>tfw you will never blow your load over her tight tummy

I wonder if the terrorist attacks will make some players reconsider playing in London?

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>>76328541
>You'll never solve /trans/ maths problems with her while she calls you a spastic

>>76328565
is that why greaseman rejected united?

>>76328541
>tummy
Feet and armpits too?

>>76328594
No, I'm not a degenerate you see

>>76328576
No, he turned them down because Atletico's transfer ban was upheld, so instead of using their money to buy a new striker Atletico just gave Griezmann a bigger contract.

>>76328636
suuuuure

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tfw lack the courage to get a gf

>>76328636
Its Atlhetico

>Jose Mourinho is willing to sell David de Gea to Real Madrid for just £22m in part exchange for Alvaro Morata, according to Guillem Ballbag.

>>76328716
gf or no gf the same teams will win all the trophies and we'll all still die

>>76327430
>teams pick only shit teams to play
>more matches involving shit teams than good teams
lol

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>>76328716
tfw everytime I get enough courage it doesn't work out

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>>76328716
>Have the Looks
>Don't have a big enough penis

>>76327173
>Imagine being born in Liverpool

Top myself desu.

>Imagine not being born in Liverpool, but in UK, and STILL choosing to follow Liverpool

Kill my family for failing to get me to support the local side THEN myself.

>Imagine not only not being born in Liverpool, but not even being born in England, or even the UK. But literally being born in another country, a country which hates the UK, and out of all the clubs in UK and the world, you decide to support Liverpool

Literal mental retardation. I can accept people from around the world following United or a London team, but not fucking Liverpool. Utterly irrelevant as a club. Even their own sponsor takes the piss out of them.

Thank God nobody is that stupid though, huh? They'd be ridiculed like they should. Only way to fix the problem would be to kill themselves.

>>76328807
I have the looks and thick penis give gf

>>76328208
>firmino striker

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>>76328807
>tfw big penis
>tfw ugly as fuck

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>>76328820
>>76328840
>>76328795

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>21
>never had a gf
>only ever shagged 1 fat bird
>still browsing the chon

its over for me lads

>>76328840
>tfw shota body with dad face
>tfw big dick but unathletic
>tfw shy and silent
>tfw default facial expression goes from gloomy to pissed off
It's gonna takes loads of alchol to get out of this situation lads

>>76328910

>Only 21
>Already given up on life

Women lower their standards in mid 20s and 30s as they begin looking for someone with a decent job to support them rather than just wanting Chad and his m8s for a gangbang.

>>76328957
>tfw default facial expression goes from gloomy to pissed off
>tfw know that feel
It's just how my facial muscles feel most relaxed.

>25
>kv
>manlet
>small penor
...oh well

sup Tolisso, Forsberg, Kolasinac and Lacazette to Arsenal

>>76329022
Your also austrain

>>76329048
The only one they'll get out of these is Kolasinac.

>>76328962
>Only 21
>Already given up on life

This. The only decision I make anymore is whether it's an early drunk day or a late drunk day. Today is late drunk, have to go fill out an application for the glorious profession of washing dishes at a sushi restaurant.

>>76329064
He'd be a good transfer at least. If they're going to persist with 343 Kolasinac would make a great LWB.

>>76329064
forgot to mention Arsenal are getting Virgil big Dick too

>>76327138
tbqh every english team would be smashed in the CL
no offense, tho

>Average penis
>decent look
>broken psyche
>Can't enjoy company of others
>Can't socialize

Hi, I'm Virgil van Dijk.
AMA

>>76328807
>have the looks
>have a big dick
>cum after 2 seconds
JUST

>>76328962
not everyone can tolerate having to settle for girls past their prime

>>76329099
Your also Belgian

>>76329114
You will have to.

>>76329109
confirm >>76329086

>>76329109

do you have a gf?

>>76329022
Apparently Lindner might move to Grasshoppers to replace Mall.

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>>76329054
The only thing I am is me.

>>76329142
Hmmm okay?

>>76329113
Can you not train your penis

>>76329126
no i won't im comfortable being alone

>>76329109

you're also Dutch

guys, if a manure fan is killed in a terrorist attack, is it considered euthanasia?

>>76329169
He'd at least be starting there, which is better than being backup at Frankfurt

>>76329135
I'm going to City, although Kloppo tried to get me to sign for Liverpool. I fired my agent for suggesting that though, Wijnaldum is a total tool.
>>76329140
Yeah, for about 7 years now

>>76329186
Try again, Juan

>>76329187
You're right but I haven't followed Lindner at all so can't really give an opinion ya' know.

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Tfw when you're the best defensive midfielder since Makelele

>>76329205
I'm just trying to cheer up slovakabu after yesterday's final

>>76328910
Jokes on you. I'm 27 and I'm all of those except I've not shagged anybody. HAHAHAHAHA.

>>76328748
Top kek. De Gay is literally the reason they're not floundering in midtable with no trophies the last few years.

>>76329113
Just do it drunk with a line of good Charlie and you'll be fine

>>76329260
>Makelele

Poor man's Desailly.

>>76329264
fair 'nuff

>>76326997
They don't, and it doesn't matter, since they don't need to provide a source. Sport journalism is a joke.

>>76329266
goals win games

>>76329327
Defences win championships.

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>UK exits EU
>Leicester owners buy a Belgian club

What did they mean by this?

>morata

United are being shitty

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>>76329266

Memes win life

can't believe people actually pay to attend testimonials

stop the group self loathing haha what are you guys like

>>76327540
>key passes
>chances created
you need a proper slap on the back of the neck ngl

>Bild | Bayern will listen to offers for Douglas Costa, Renato Sanches and Sven Ulreich. They will be allowed to leave for a suitable price

>>76329662
>sanches

JUST

>>76329662
>Renato Sanches
>suitable price
ay

>>76329662
Whats the run down on Sanches

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>>76328541
>another midriff connoisseur

Pure class.

>>76329806
past-it

>>76329806
>>76329852
Fuckers on 4chan telling me, always in /sp/ "Renato Sanches ain’t bout this," "Renato Sanches ain’t bout that." My boy a world class midfielder on fucking Bayern Munich. They, they they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit. All ya motherfuckers talk about "Renato Sanches ain’t no future GOAT," "Renato Sanches ain’t this," "Renato Sanches 33 years old." SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all don’t live with that nigga. Y'all know that nigga got caught with TSUUUUUnaldo winning Euros and shit. Nigga been on the Portugal national team since fuckin', I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that. Them niggas savages out there. If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Renato Sanches, I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more. You know those niggas roll with Dirtmund and them.

Young Lahm on the beat.

>>76329806
He's shit and considering he's already 26 I doubt he'll ever improve.

>>76329806
he's 35 years old

>>76329570
Those are important stats because it shows how good their strikers are. Ozil created like 100 chances last season but >ARSELEL can't score for shit.

:sundays without football
Doesn't even feel like a sunday

Apparently that Dani Alves being offered to Chelsea rumor is true.

its hard to care about young future superstars knowing that real or barca will take them whenever they want

>>76329809
For me, it's girls wearing crop tops

Together with chokers it's the best fashion trend in years

>>76329998
What would Juventus do? Just have Cuadrado and Lichtsteiner as RWBs?

>>76330029
Croptops and chokers is just 90's fashion coming back

Lads I'm lying in bed like usual and I need a poo, but it's really hard to get out of bed and it hurts and my morphine hasn't kicked in and even if I get to the loo to poo I'll probably be stuck.

>>76330016
How young? Chelsea gets the real youngsters. I wouldn't surprised if that Arse 'wonderkid' gets snapped up by Chelsea. Not that he'll turn into anything, but I hope so because >English. Though knowing him he'll play for Ghana.

Who do Madrid and Barca have that are future superstars? That Norway kid at Madrid hasn't been great. I honestly can't think of any. I still want Kubo to come to Europe (again).

>>76329996
i miss /seriea/ so much

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>when you tell everybody you're 18 but have the skin of a 30 year old

When is goatnaldo joining spurs

>>76330058
Is that Lukaku?
I can't tell anymore. Also, Mbappe is 47 years old.

>>76330056
the 18-22 year olds already styling in senior games not the youth football stars

>>76329998
Conte is seriously obsessed with Juve and Allegri

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>>76330057

>>76330030
Italians told me De Sciglio is on his way to Juve.

>>76330057
I'm more than filled after last night's game desu. It'll get worse a week from now or so.

>>76329967
all the players in the pic are strikers though
you can't blame them for not creating changes and that. they're not midfielders

>>76330058
he doesn't even look that old, not Joseph Minala tier at least

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>all these niggas hating on based Renato

>>76330057
/seriea/ meme of the season?

>>76330138
Isn't next week Internationals, though? Like proper ones, not friendly shite?

>>76330139
True enough, but it's kinda a important stat too. Sanchez (sorry I just remember his stats looking up how much him and Ozil will go for this window) had like 30 goals 15 assists total. Ozil had like 8 goals 11 assists. So Sanchez is obviously a great player if he can do both.

>>76330164
>it's the Austistrian using Shitzens meme pictures episode

I'm changing channels desu lad.

>>76330138
i was out last night watching the game at a park
i'm suffering serious PORCAMADONNA withdrawal

Renato Sanches isn't even the worst young Portuguese transfer. That was Andre Gomes.

>>76330173
definitely angry baldy

>>76330100
Stay mad Max.

>>76330176
Oh yeah. We're up against France. Bit scared desu.

>>76327276
>>76327283
>>76327325
>belotti

dont rate him, he is just a half a season wonder
next season he will do jackshit

>Meyer not gonna extend his contract at Schalke

So he's either going this summer or they'll have to let him go for free next year like they had to with Matip last year and Kolasinac this year. Goretzka apparently wants to leave as well and his contract is also running until 2018.

top lel

>Schalke

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>>76330217

>>76330173
It's a tie between le angry racist bald men and >il coraggioso Giovanni Core d'Inghilterra

>>76330228
exactly the same sentence they said last season
you're clueless

>>76330236
why did the hype die down for Meyer? is he mediocre now?

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>>76330245

>>76330183
>sanches 900 minutes
>gomes 2600 minutes

>>76330291
Gomas played becaouse who knows, lucho could have his reasons but no one could understand how many matches Gomas has playes

>>76330291
2600 min of pure shite.

>>76330058
What happened to him. He was so good before buyern.

>>76330326
also Ancelotti is not exactly famous for his rotations or for giving youngsters a chance

>>76330291
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Goames

>>76330100
That's the only Juve player Chelsea have been linked with though?

>>76330183
Gomes shouldn't have been bought tbH particularly after they brought back Denis Suarez. Still a bit skeptical towards Gomes, he was too expensive and I firmly believe that Denis is more talented

>>76330176
true but Sanchez has to put in more work that the other strikers since that Arsenal team don't got the squad to create proper chances. But yeah he's a really good player, carrying Arsenal like Sisyphus

>>76330336
>was so good before buyern
Not really. PLayed in a shit league then shittily in the euros

>>76330327
excuse me, 2599 of shit, 1 minute of glory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQZQADpna9Q

this goal wouldn't have happened with neymar instead of gomes on the pitch

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>>76330370
Cuadrado as well

>>76330406
Uhhhh Chelsea sold Cuadrado to Juve....

>>76330375
Kek. Yeah. Arsenal should try and sign Benzema desu. He's not nothing to lose (since he's won everything multiple times) and he's just going to be kicked to the sidelines when Madrid sign the newest young striker.

>>76330284
Because >Schalke. No.

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so casillas to liverpool is still on

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>>76330404
>RAY HUDSON AMAZING COMMENTARY

>>76330434
who's he likely to go to then?

>>76330375
>Denis Suarez
his problem is he is physically soft, but he's had top quality moments and games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drRAgsYMTV8

but I guess since enrique asked for gomes and gomes cost 10 times more he felt obliged to play him until he did something good

I'm so glad enrique is gone

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>Roma midfielder Radja Nainggolan has again taken to social media to mock Juventus fans after their 4-1 Champions League defeat to Real Madrid.

>The Belgian has clashed with supporters many times and posted a video on Instagram following the result in Cardiff.

>“What a wonderful evening,” said Nainggolan.

>“I am in the training retreat with my national team, unfortunately others are already on vacation. There are those who are on retreat, those on vacation and those who had a day trip to Cardiff.

>“I made this video to reply to some who had insulted me and talked beforehand – you don’t do that. You never talk before the event.

>“I just wanted to see if the same people who said those things would reply to me now. I made this video for the Juventus fans, but maybe it’s too expensive to be connected this long. They already spent so much during the game.

>“Three days ago you were bigging yourselves up, so what do you say now?”

Is there a bigger ABJ than Radja?

>>76330565
why do niggers get so upset by fans?

>>76330535
his season at Villarreal last year was great

>>76330425
Benzema would be a good fit but he's still got some good years in his legs and I don't think he will pushed on the side anytime soon. He's going to be a starter at Real for 2 years maximum I guess. Arsenal is in shambles though, the whole team should be re-built. not even reaching CL this year will be the start of their downfall

>>76330436
k, keep me posted.

>>76330613
he's asian

>>76330176
...uhm, no bully pls!?

>>76330630
Well the first time in 21 years, 2nd longest run ever.

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>>76330565
This guy right here. Wasn't there some other Facebook post of his circulating around?

>>76330565
i usually don't like players that act like children with rival fans, but Radja is the kind of player that seem to run on passion
i hope this translates to some great performances against Juve next season

>>76330370
Dani Alves for cash is a move that doesn't make sense
the only reason he'd want him is because he can't stand Juventus doing great business without him

>>76330630
>his season at Villarreal last year was great
yes, but he played more of a winger/offensive role there, so he could get away with being less defensive

hope the new manager gives him a proper chance

Rooney just got exposed playing against 50 year old ex players. He spent the whole match diving for penalties, arguing with the ref and diving into tackles.

What a pleb.

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>>76330802

>>76330840
lmao

>>76327203
I know right? Color me shocked

>>76330840
*signs for juve*

>>76330802
>>76330840
Reminder he was 12 when he wrote that. Imagine if people read what you said when you were 12.

>>76330880
I love it though

>>76330840
>>76330802
>>76330880
Translate it for me.... p-please. We Anglo's don't learn other words good.

>>76330565
he's the ultimate ABJ, I wish such a player was in Inter tbhwy

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>>76330914

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>>76330914
One of my favourite posters

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>>76331030

Any updates on the Giroud to Newcastle situation?

>>76331043
Speaking in an interview with Téléfoot, Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud discussed his future.

“I am not insensitive to the approaches from French clubs and in particular that from Marseille. My future is in the Premier League. I still have titles to win. Aside from the cups, we will attack the league… That is my, our objective.”

>>76331058

Reckon he could win the league cup with Newcastle desu

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>>76331030
>been responding to your posts for years
>only know you can decide if you like me or not
Smaller city in Styria btw