/mma/ and/or /heem/

blessed

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first for mckenzie

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>/mma/ and/or /heem/

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in case anybody is in need

BLESS UP SENPAI

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

>>76326201
listen retard, this bullshit of trying to force /mma/ / /heem/ for a couple of weeks then drop the /heem/ part isn't gonna work

we know what you're doing, kill yourself immediately

>tfw Max Holloway's fighting style and technique is similar to my own only worse

I guess I'm gonna be champion boys

>>76326286
fuck off moralfag
I own this and i own you

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>>76326286

>>76326306
yep, I knew it. what a little bitch you are, just kys and spare your parents the embarrassment of your existence you fucking zero

no more famous burger posting

sad day

>>76326299
if only you could take a punch, pussy.

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>>76326342
pick better memes to shitpost friendo
for me, its cute fighters. doesnt matter if they lose, still cute

Aldo had the privilege of going up against manlet grapplers with shit striking throughout his run before going up against guys with great stand up skills in Conor and Max.

Is Baldo the biggest fraud in MMA history?

>>76326350
I'd love to come over there and test that fucking chin

>>76326355
>it's another a fighter lost so all of their wins are negated episode

>>76326232
i was in need, wow lewis hunt just next week

https://youtu.be/oGMmQBiU1Ls?t=22

Tony vs Khabib

>>76326398
stop reminding me REEEEEEE

>>76326398
>those d&b tracks

shieeet I remember Built for the Kill, watched that shit all the time as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1X4Vaa0PpQ#t=2m54s

TJ vs DJ

fuck lads
just watched the main card

Aldo got murdered

The stoppage wasn't at the toughest moment for Aldo but he had been taking too much of a beating. I feel like at the end of the day BJM did the right thing by stopping it.

Rank in terms of importance:
Weight
Height
Reach

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>>76326355
I speculate that the conor loss got him depressed for months, the state of the top of his head clearly showed it

Conor didnt delete his chin he deleted a portion of his life

>>76326510
>he deleted a portion of his life
as in it made him age 10 years

holloway virtually fought a 40y old aldo

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>>76326510
the state of (you)

making any bench press gainz?

Aldo looked powerful as fuck in this fight imo. He looked quick as hell. It's not often that Aldo makes it look like he might take someone's head off.

I think it made him fade quicker though.

>>76326497
weight
reach
height

>>76326555
i remember a post here about how it looked as though aldo was going for leaner less muscle mass to improve cardio and last longer, looked the opposite when he got in there though.

>>76326497

Weight > reach > height.

>>76326299
t. Tony Ferguson

>>76326595
>>76326607
pretty much

>>76326611
>tfw thought they were the same person for the longest time

Were the Assuncao-Moraes and Figuerido-Beltran fights any good? Only ones I haven't seen so far

>>76326510
Look at the top of his head!

>tfw to smart to throw leg kicks

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>>76326201
>/mma/ and/or /heem/

>>76326651
>Assuncao-Moraes
not really, kind of a sparring match with a few hard shots landed.
>Figuerido-Beltran
Not too bad desu.

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>>76326355
No, he just got USADA'd and didn't throw kicks. It was like watching Rumble try to wrestle with DC.

Somewhat of an interesting stat I found: 10/12 younger fighters have won at UFC 212. With the 2 loses being Moraes to Assuncao and Marquardt to Belfort both of which were somewhat contentious.

>>76326677
>Not too bad desu.
watchin it right now
p good so far

>>76326677
still annoyed at moraes ruining my parlay, why was a smaller and shitty eddie alverez so overhyped anyway?

i mean it's my fault for not studying better but damn he blows some significant ass.

>>76326720
was a spicy card overall, only 3 decisions

>>76326806
He's better than the fight made him look. Assuncao is just really good at having shitty fights.

>>76326806
I thought he should have won desu. Very close fight. Think he got somewhat overhyped because he blew through the competition in WSOF. He does really look like Eddie lel.

>>76326822
yeah, it was pretty good

Also had the muscleb owl that was guaranteed explosiveness

>tfw when max won

I´m so satisfied with this result. Gives me hope in this division. Of course now we need a new legitimate contender.

>>76326863
le Frankie face

How accurate are the reach stats? I'm pretty sure its measured from fingertip to fingertip so the breadth of shoulders plays quite a big part. So you can have really broad shoulders and average length arms and you will have long reach.

>>76326878
artem

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>>76326863
Bruh.

>>76326878
>So you can have really broad shoulders and average length arms and you will have long reach.

How is that significantly different from having average length shoulders and long arms? You're still able to reach the same distance away.

>TFW U WIN A PARLAY

holy niggers, everyone doubted my boy MAX HOLLOWAY. IT IS WAT IT IS WE DID DA DAMN TING.

>tfw he did da damn ting
the madman

>>76326892
I think having longer arms is more beneficial than having broader shoulder, might be wrong though.

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>>76326994
>tfw we did da damn ting

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>>76326892
Broader shoulder is doing nothing for you against targets in front, long arms and narrow shoulders are much better than broad shoulders and short arms even when reach number is the same

>>76327070
>posting le duck piana man

>>76327070
lenny is looking really terrible in the new episodes, he really oughta stop with the gear man

>>76327024
Probably in a general sense you can do more with it, yes. You can make it just as effective for specific things: look at how broad Conor is.

>>76327078
>Broader shoulder is doing nothing for you against targets in front
Depends on whether or not you're just arm-punching.

>>76327116
That's a Freudian slip, HUH DALE?

Anyone got a webm of Blessed TKOing Aldo?

Why is Max so bro-tier?

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>>76327116
Yeah the last ep they released was pretty depressing. I genuinely want Lenny to get his shit together :\

>>76327170
He's 25.

>>76327155
lenny likes pee pee

>>76327171
brad was talking about taking him to the doctor, they should do that before its to late. the dude was breathing hard just sitting in the car

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>>76327139
Conor overall has superior physique

>very broad shoulders
>very long arms
>narrow waist
> shallow chest

First two give him reach latter two make his frame light so he can cut and beat up manlets

>>76327211
At least his eyes weren't bright yellow this time.

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i would heem all of u

me in th pic tbhf

>>76327235
watching now, listening to his porch monkey handout rant, didnt he get a gofundme to clean his rancid ass apartment? kek I love this guy

>>76326543
what is your maximum bench press

>>76326497
Weight > Height > Reach

>>76327385
429.5

Does anybody have the webm of Karolina crying? I want to fap.

Im still sad about Karolina.....
Hopefully this doesnt start a losing streak.

>>76327758
she's fighting andrade next kek

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>>76327758
Two in a row is a losing streak already.
I was surprised how bad her ground game was, thought she was gonna get controled to a 30-27 decision, not choked out in the first grappling exchange

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>>76327737

>>76327849
Awww yiss. Thanks, breh.

Why is the 1-2 combination so aesthetic?

>>76327758
Realistically who does she lose to in the top 10?
JJ - lose every time
Clawja - lose every time
Rose - edge out the win every time
Tecia - edge out the win?
Waterson - win
Cynthia - close?

>>76327884
you better not delete this (You)

>>76327933
>Rose - edge out the win every time
I'm not sure, Rose is still very young and is improving. Rose took the first round of their fight and then got sucked into a clinch fight.

I think KK/Tecia goes a split decision. I would favour her to beat Waterson but would be close too. Calvillo needs more experience. Overall, she probably has super close decisions with most people in the top 10 (apart from Claudia and JJ)

>>76327867
Take it, my friend.

>>76327867
(you)ing you too, since you went to the trouble.

>>76327933
She beat Rose because Rose shat the bed hard; Rose would win the rematch.
Tecia is a much better striker and would win a boring decision.
Waterson would probably catch a sub or KK would win a decision.
I'm unsure of whether or not Baby Cynthia has offensive takedowns worth a damn; she's good at capitalising on other people going to the ground but that's all she's shown so far. KK might be able to keep it standing.

I wouldn't bet on her in any of these fights regardless of the lines.

hahaha you fucking idiots who picked aldo

apologize NOW.

also for the dipshits who thought claudia wouldn't win kill yourselves

britbro are you here?

t. britbong

I am really happy aldo lost.

Never liked the guy. Always seemed way over rated by his fans and himself.

>tfw no Kailin gf

>tfw no Claudinha gf

i want joe rogan to impreganante my ass

>tfw no f

>>76327867
women's mma is a fucking joke

>>76328213
I will be your (simulated) friend

If Holloway beats Edgar then he has pretty much cleaned out the division.

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>>76328353

>>76328373
Corean Zombie will fight him in 2018

>>76328389
Did anybody actually say to heem that Karolina would win? No, voting doesn't count.

I knew Max was gonna win when he came out to a cool song and aldo came out to rap.

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This fucking retard picked Aldo. Just imagine. Fucking fat zilch. Almost as hated as Australians (who know NOTHING about MMA).

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>>76328430
I don't think that anybody has picked Karolina NOT with their benis. If theres somebody that did he's the goofiest goof around here

>>76328463
Aldo was up two rounds and got caught.

Again.

It could happen to anyone!

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Derrick Lewis vs. Mark Hunt
Derek Brunson vs. Dan Kelly
Dan Hooker vs. Ross Pearson
Ion Cutelaba vs. Henrique da Silva
Tim Elliott vs. Ben Nguyen
Alexander Volkanovski vs. Mizuto Hirota

WAT A GUD DAY 2 BE ALIVE

FINALLY
A REAL HOMEGROWN CHAMPION
A REAL TRU HAWAIIAN UNLIKE THAT ICE JUNKIE RAPIST BJ PENNis
DAT BITCH TEAR CRYING TOURIST
GO BACK 2 WAIKIKI FAGGOT
U ON DA WRONG SIDE OF DA ISLAND

MAX DA REAL DEAL
HE GREW HERE
BJ FLEW HERE

MAX GONE DEFEND HAWAII AND BRING BACK DA QUEEN

HE IN GUD WITH ALL NORTH SHORE
HE A REAL JOHNNY STONE
KILLA HAOLE LIKE

WELCOME HOME CHAMP
BRING DAT BELT BACK FROM DA MAINLAND BRUDDAH
BACK HOME WHERE IT BELONG

BLESSED BLESS

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>>76328598
Lewis
Kelly
Hooker
Silva
Elliott
Volkanovski

>>76326355
he had a tough time against mark homonick
who the korean zombie proceeded to record the fastest knock out in ufc history with

what do you think

korean zombie punched aldo so hard he broke his own shoulder

>>76328495
BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>76328408
KZ is apparently injured and out of his fight vs Lamas at UFC 214. He probably needs at least one more win.

Max is actually really charismatic.

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>>76328661
>he had a tough time against mark homonick

He had staph all camp and won the first four rounds with arguably two 10-8s. Homonick looked like he had two foreheads after the fight.

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>these Goofs saying Aldo was going to 50-45 Holloway

Fucking clowns

>>76328719
>he posts bitchnigger penn pics

>in the blessed era

>he is posting these from the next island over

kek

>>76328605
aloha ma nigga, /dooda damting/ bless

hahaha that brazillian on here saying aldo will be in his prime until he's at least 35 years old

he's a weathered zilch lmao i told you moron

>>76328749
Old aldo couldve

Aldo was standing too stationary and didnt throw any kicks. If he madr holloway limp it wouldve gone differently. Instead he stood infront of him and swung like a madman

lol rose namaraceraitor ducked a fight with claudia and lost to KAROLINA, really makes you think

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Would you rather sell weed or burgers after yor loss in a title fight where you didn't use your best weapons ?

>>76328927
wew

Hunt-o actually has a solid case now

Rewatched Aldo-Holloway. Man, Aldo is just his own worst enemy. Got sucked into getting flattened by Conor with trash talk. Got sucked into boxing Holloway at his pace. I think he has the tools to beat both of them, but he does not have the discipline. When you dominate a division full of wrestlers, I guess it does give you over confidence in some of your tools. He could have easily fucked Max's leg up last night, but he hasn't thrown low kicks in like three years.

Anyways, Holloway has an iron chin, and the 5 rounders are going to be in his favor in a major way given the way he gains momentum and adjusts so intelligently throughout the fight. Prob have more trouble with Edgar than Aldo did though. I don't think he's as pure a wrestler counter. Will prob pull it out though. He's the new blood.

when will mighty meme vs struve happen

>>76328945
he's going to be the guy that finishes Frankie, calling it now, he puts punches together so well, and his ridiculous killer instinct

>karolina crying uncontrollably
>the city of poland
women's mma SUCKS

>>76328930
Do you think aldo was following the gameplan

If so that PEDenaires guy is a fucking hack

>>76328927
>>76328943
>UFC admitted to the NAC that UFC notified LESNAR he would not be drug tested until he executed his UFC 200 bout agreement.

This just means that he wasn't going to be tested until he signed it. I don't know why anyone thinks this is meaningful unless they don't recall that multiple tests came back negative prior to the fight.

>>76328712
if he keeps the chip on his shoulder throughout his reign he's going to start to put people off

som claudia losing to joanna again?

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>76328945
I have no idea why Aldo didn't throw any leg kicks. He hasn't in a while, maybe his leg is injured? Another theory is that he stopped throwing them after seeing Anderson break his leg but that was at UFC 168 and he fought Lamas at UFC 169.

>>76328989
that's not the way it's supposed to work, they're supposed to enter a designated testing pool before they can actually fight for 6 months or whatever
it's also implicated that they had already agreed with Lesnar verbally about the Hunt fight long before he actually signed the deal

>>76328966
He's got a surprisingly low finish rate, but I only see it going up with championship rounds and his maturation as a finisher.

>>76329044
of his 11 fight win streak, 8 of them were finishes

>>76329010
As I mentioned, fighting wrestlers in Mendes and Edgar had dissuaded him from throwing them. On top of that, he kind of doubled down on his hands after the Conor fight when he started talking about becoming a pro boxer. He adapted to the division, and that division changed.

>>76329014
>they're supposed to enter a designated testing pool before they can actually fight for 6 months or whatever

Four months, at the time. And it was known that Brock would be exempt from having to be in the USADA pool for that four months prior to 200 when they announced his return, because they said it. He was still being tested as soon as he signed the contract.

He wasn't exempt from testing, he just wasn't required to be tested for four months ahead of the card.

>>76326216
is she our girl?

>>76329010
t. Has never thrown a kick

I think the main reason he didnt throw any kicks for the last couple a years is because kicks make you gas faster and he thinks he can outbox everyone

Which is incorrect, the variety of tools were what mafe him good

>>76329055
Sure, but Lamas and Stephens survived 3. I don't see them surviving 5 is what I'm saying. Somebody is going to have to finish him to beat him imo.

>>76329080
look at the screencap, Dana told Hunt he was being tested in June, Novitsky emailed Brock to tell him in July that he wouldn't be tested until the bout agreement was signed
UFC mislead Hunt to get him to sign to fight

>>76328959
fuck off back to your niggerhoop with that flag, toothless cuck

>>76329130
>Dana told Hunt he was being tested in June

He *was* being tested in June.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/16/12204914/brock-lesnar-passed-multiple-other-usada-drug-tests-before-ufc-200

>Lesnar provided the AP with copies of three letters notifying him that he had passed USADA drug tests prior to UFC 200. Lesnar was tested eight times in the month leading up to his fight with Mark Hunt — five of them in the first two weeks he was under the UFC's anti-doping policy.

>USADA spokesperson Ryan Madden confirmed with MMA Fighting that Lesnar passed multiple tests before the June 28 sample came back positive for a prohibited agent.

Back to your post:
>Novitsky emailed Brock to tell him in July that he wouldn't be tested until the bout agreement was signed

Novitsky was talking about what the UFC and Brock spoke about prior to signing the contract. Not what was happening at that point in time.

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>>76329193
>Novitsky was talking about what the UFC and Brock spoke about prior to signing the contract. Not what was happening at that point in time.
how can you be so sure of this

>>76329248
Because I'm capable of understanding how tenses work?

>In an email from... Novitzky, dated July 1, UFC admitted to the NAC...

Brock is not the Nevada Athletic Commission.

>>76329279
was Brock being tested on June 8th? he failed a test from June 28th.

>>76328989
oh fair enough, I thought that meant that he was only tested after the fight

>>76329069
>>76329115

I'm just surprised he only threw one kick against Holloway even though he is open to it a lot. Perhaps it was just poor game planning.

>>76329308
>>76329345
You're not the only one. There are a lot of people who weren't paying attention at the time who keep saying stuff like that.

I don't know the exact timeline of when Brock was tested, but he was tested a *lot*. Hunt's lawsuit is going nowhere unless they can show that the UFC communicated with Brock and explicitly arranged things so that he could cycle off. Mere happenstance is going nowhere.

Maybe Brock will be found liable, IDK.

>>76329386
He got countered the first time he threw one and I think it made him SHOOK.

>>76327086
>rich piana
>balding
>dyes his hair
>abuses synthol
>wears make up
>got cucked
>cookie cutter
>porn addict
Actually pathetic that you try to force this.

can't believe how pathetic you have to be to cry as a professional fighter, i've never cried and i don't fight

>>76329434
>i've never cried
ok dis sociopathic

Is there a high quality video of the Aldo/Holloway fight? Wanna rewatch it.

>>76329486
check tbp

How hard you think Kookers hit the buffet line after the """""""""""""fight""""""""""""? My guess is she weighs about 170 right now.

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>>76329651
Why the UFC gotta do my boy Roy dirty like this?

Post webms from the main event? My internet went full retard once the main card began

>>76329518
whats tbp?

>>76329757
The Birate Pay

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>Aldo actually wanted to go to 155

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Now that the dust has settled

R8 the next card out of 10

>>76329780
dank u ;D

>>76329808
>two fatasses in the ME
WGAF/10

>>76329808
shit

>>76329808
4.5/10 for a free card

>>76329808
7/Dadbod. Wouldn't pay for, believe you me.

>>76329434

Easy to not cry when you just play vidya and eat free tendies all day. Try challenging yourself it's a weird feeling

>>76329808

Why does heem hate on HW so much? it's my favorite division. This main event is going to be fucking gas. Just 500lbs of fat sea lions beating the balls off each other FOR FREE

>>76329808
Only interested in freak show main event

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>they made the press conference unlistenable

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>>76329808
Very hype for the main event wgaf anout rest of the card. If its gonna be on some crazy time I will skip it

>>76329890
>the main event is going to gas

Remember Lewis v Abdurakmasimd?

>>76329976
in fairness Hunt is going to just run away like he did, he's probably going to KO Lewis, Lewis is still a chinny bum, just a chinny bum who's won some fights

>>76329976
>>76330002
*isn't going to run away

>>76329976

Lewis's last fight vs. Browne was gas tho

And his post fight interview was all- time

>>76329927
WGaf post fight PRESSER are boring af since they started making the fighters do them individually.

>tfw this will never happen again
https://youtu.be/1WKA0DeACvE

>>76328989
Wait what? Doesn't "executed his bout agreement" mean until he fought?

Also it really doesn't say much when Dana says he wil be the most tested fighter in history. It's easy to pass scheduled tests.

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>>76328463
fax B

>>76330040
>Doesn't "executed his bout agreement" mean until he fought?

No. Executing an agreement just means signing it. It's self-evident that he was tested prior to that given that the test he failed was administered before the fight.

>It's easy to pass scheduled tests.

The only scheduled tests were the commission administered tests in-competition. Everything else was random and at the whim of USADA.

Did heem fucking apologize to Holloway yesterday?

You'd better do it motherfuckers cuz most of you picked Aldo

>>76330187
I will after Aldo apologizes to me for not throwing leg kicks.

>>76330187
S-sorry Max

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>>76330187
>tfw picked Max and Yancy but got everything else wrong

H-Hawaii bless lads

Max has a better chance against Conor than Tony.

Don't even need to worry about mind games, he was already fidgeting and trembling in Aldo fight when Bruce announced, so he can fight being nervous.

>>76330243
Did anyone win yesterday?Eric Silva fucked mine but generally it has been an underdog night

>>76329092
yes

>>76329808
I really hope Dan Kelly wins a 29-28 decision

>>76330187
Shut up you druggie zilch

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>>76330310
>Max has a better chance against Conor than Tony.
ahhahahahahhahahahh

tony is basicly max with more tools

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>manlets

>>76329115
I've heard people speculate he broke his foot bad when he fought kz.

Had a discussion with my mate Yesterday. Do farts smell more before or after you shit? Or is the shitting not relevant at all for the stink level

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Is he /ourguy/?

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>5 more Vitor fights

>>76330529
>Lords of South County vs The Butchers of Baghdad
battle royale the ting

>>76330518
He gets hit too much

>>76330853
that is a meme

if he chooses to charge forward he might eat a few to pull of a move. His slipping game is actually pretty good

>>76330187
Tbh I think Aldo fought better yesterday, the difference is he got permanently glass chinned by conor and max still has a lot of space for CTE in his dome

>>76330243
I got all the fights right except Nate/Vitor, but that was a robbery so I consider myself getting them all right.

I looked through the archives but I couldn't find Aldo landing the knee on Max

Does anyone have it please?

>>76330117
>Executing an agreement just means signing it

Stop posting this bullshit, executing the agreement means the fight is complete

>He was still being tested as soon as he signed the contract.

You are an utter fucking moron.

>Max says one thing in a long list of comments about McGregor and how he's not going to chase him and Goobs can do his own thing
>MMAFighting takes the most mandrama one and makes a headline out of it

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/4/15736426/max-holloway-on-conor-mcgregor-he-can-beg-to-fight-me-now

Seriously this is the kind of shit that causes unnecessary drama

>>76330311
Like seven people. I got Yancy Paulo Vitor and Gadelha before Aldo shat the bed.

>>76330968
https://legaldictionary.net/executed-contract/

Read.

>>76330972
>Surprised about mandrama in mandrama sites

>>76330972
Good think you provided us with a link to help them generate more traffic. You're a peach.

>>76330563

>Germany

Before. After, the bad stuff has mostly been evacuated

>>76330980
>Aldo shat the bed.
nice pick dumbass

>>76331009
>>76330968
WHERE YOU AT, BRITBONG

CASH ME OUTSIDE, HOW BOUT DAT

>>76331228

Literally cringed.

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>>76330953

>>76331267
god level chin
fuckin Hawaiians

>>76331281
are you blind he got 0 clean hits in

>>76324200

Pick stats autist here.

There were a total of 122 picks submitted
Of those, 47 (38.5%) picked Holloway to win.

Haven't gotten through the rest of the fights yet, but will update when I finish counting.

>>76331249
I'm surprised you aren't immune to cringe with all the godawful tripe your countrymen post.

Will Aldo ever fight again?

>girl i like keeps asking me for fashion advice

should i just heem myself now lads?

So how differently would the fight have played if Aldo kicked instead of trying to outbox Holloway?

>>76331364
send her a link to the reebok ufc store

mma should use head protection

>>76331364

ask for pics, compliment her butt

>>76331386
Who knows... perhaps Aldo has some physical barrier that is preventing him from throwing kicks like an injury or he is just afraid to gas harder.

Rose Namajunas vs. Claudia when?

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209 WUT

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>>76330024
Can't be havin those kids make boo boo memmes about me on that internet. Canada y'all can keep that fuckin snow thank you!

Screwston Texas

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Aldo throwing hard in the 1st

>>76331298
kek shut the fuck up, first left hook and right hand were straight on the jaw

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>>76331447
Rose is getting a cheeky titleshot next, Claudia can have her afterwards

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heem TKO-y

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rory

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slow motion-y

>>76331353
>Will Aldo ever fight again?
Depends on if the health inspector gives his burger joint the red light

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Aldo knew Max worked on countering leg kicks in his camp, that's why he wouldn't throw them, webm related

>>76331459
Should've rib kicked him right there tho

sheem tappy

Didn't even fight the hands

>>76331364
>"You know what would look good on you? Me."

you're welcome

>>76331494
It glanced but didnt hit clean get your eyes checked fatty

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>>76331538
oops I forgot the webm silly me
>>76331539
lmao

>>76331505
Just like Conor did Eddie lol

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>>76328877
>thinking leg kicks work against counter punchers

him not throwing kicks prolonged his getting heem'd into the 3rd

>>76331543
you're dumb as fuck the first left hook literally snaps Max's chin sideways

>>76331491
Good job posting this webm dummy which supports my point

See how it first hits his hand and it glances his chin, not a clean hit. Right hand barely even touches him LMAO doesnt even shake his head ahah

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heem memey

>>76331556
>>76331567
BTFO

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I called it for Max.

>>76331587
you dont know how punches work congrats
never trained never sparred, we get it now

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>>76331569
Jesus who is this roid beaner?

>>76331567
Dude I'm not the Brit you're arguing with don't throw insults at me for no reason that's just rude

>>76331547
>>76331539
>people think kk is a good fighter

Idgi

>>76331491
>Aldo throwing hard in the 1st
Aldo wiffing punches in the air in the 1st

>>76331459

HAWAII DIAZ

>>76331608
t. couchneckbeard

We all know the brits posting here are fat goofballs who dont train. I did kickboxing for 5 years what did you do. Besides that you did not provide a single counterargument to my point

you can see in>>76331491 the first second his hook hits holloways hand, this would already eat a lot of the impact. Right after you can see he basicly punches air with his right hand and after that everything is blocked or missed

>>76331628
He had Max rocked a bit for sure, but yeah some of them did whiff
>>76331618
She worked her way up SW tbf, and the fact she knocked down JJ is enough since no one else really manages to do anything to JJ
She's not really bad in her division at al

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>>76330187
What you talkin bout senpai?

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>>76331656
MMA training, boxing, kickboxing, wrestling, BJJ for two years in total spread over three years. Holloway's head is literally turned 90 degrees in an instant because Aldo hits him on the chin. I'm done trying to convince you otherwise.

MATCHES TO MAKE AFTER UFC 212:
Max Holloway vs Frankie Edgar
Jose Aldo vs Cub Swanson II
Claudia Gadelha vs Tecia Torres (JJ vs Rose)
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs Michelle Waterson
Raphael Assuncao vs John Dodson
Marlon Moraes vs Eddie Wineland
Yancy Meideros vs Nordine Taleb
Paulo Borrachinha vs Jack Hermansson
Matthew Lopez vs Rob Font
THE REST: WGAF

>>76331695
ok lets look back at your original post>>76331281
>god level chin
>fuckin Hawaiians
OK lets say that was a clean hit, but aldo literally still misses every shot after or gets blocked

So he gets 1 clean hit and punches air for the next, what, 15 punches? Wow max has granite chin right lmaooo

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>>76331742
straight right direct to the chin

>>76326201
>/mma/ and/or /heem/
JUST CALL IT WHAT IT IS AUTIST CONTAINMENT BOARD SPONSORED BY REEBOK

>>76331763
His head doesnt even move from that shot lmaooo

grasping for straws AHHAHHAH

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>>76331778
flush uppercut
thanks for playing

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>>76331567
>>76331543
>>76330498
>>76328877
why is this Netherlandrathal so mad today?

>>76331786
not even from the same webm AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

btfoing yourself this hard

>>76331733
Why does fronkie deserve title shot? He's already had like 3.

>>76331798
they're all from >>76331491

>>76331547
holy shit even I know that you have to fight the hands at all costs in that spot. why the fuck would she try to ellbow and punch

>>76331795
It's the IMG_xxxxfag/imposterfag on his toothpaste proxy

>>76331605
why is it -105? i had +125 odds

>>76331812
Thats from a different moment in the fight ya dummy ahahhah. Even so that uppercut hits him in the cheekbone

>>76331841
but the same webm

>>76331844
Not the original webm you replied to.
>replies to me within 13 sec
Lmao kys you worthless zilch

>>76331804
Who else does at 145?
Cub? He lost to Holloway not all that long ago.

>>76331855
they're all from the same webm though

>>76331804
He's the only relevant fighter that Max hasn't beaten, he represents questions Max has never answered and previous shots don't matter against new champs.

>>76331823
Don't know desu, they were really poor strikes too which basically just let Gadelha have her way with her. If she fought the hands I think she might have even been able to survive but she didn't. She also gave up her back easily, I reckon it's just inexperience with her ground game.
Pretty bad though, but she was submitted by JJ too in amateurs, and it's not like JJ is known for her sub game

>>76331828
i guess autism is what im missing to be able to effectively proxy post on 4chan. every time i try, it tells me im ban evading(i am). its really a shameful thing to admit

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Final stats breakdown:

Fights by number of correct picks
>Aldo vs Holloway
46/122 = 38.5%
>Gadelha vs Kowalkiewicz
79/122 = 64.8%
>Belfort vs Marquardt
69/122 = 56.6%
>Borrachinha vs Bamgbose
81/122 = 66.4%
>Silva vs Medeiros
67/122 = 54.9%

Number of fights correctly picked
>Complete goofs
2/122 = 1.6%
>1 fight correct
18/122 = 14.5%
>2 fights correct
31/122= 25.4%
>3 fights correct
35/122 = 28.7%
>4 fights correct
29/122 = 23.8%
>Perfect picks
7/122 = 5.7%

>>76331903
Gotta clear your cookies bruh

>>76331920
ahhhhh thx senpai

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>>76331877
Wow real made me think

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>>76331918
RIGHT HERE RIGHT HERE THE REAL SHARPEST MIND IN MMA

>>76331951
happy to help senpai

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how to spot a casual

>omg why didnt jose just leg kick more

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boobly soo?

>>76331918
I refuse to believe that 43 people actually thought kk would win.

>>76332186
newsflash nobody here actually watches wmma they are just guessing

>>76332186

They might have just picked who they wanted to win. I did, because I'm a soft-hearted goof.

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>>76331611
Consitor jihad muhammad
>>76331660
>rocked
Lol nope

What is worse in WMMA, losing to a successful head and arm throw, or losing because someone reversed your attempt?

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>>76332127
But why didn't Aldo leg kick more?

>>76332127
this

I actually think Aldo looked good and won the first 2 rounds, he just gassed fighting a pace he couldn't keep up

Would fighting at 155 help? If not I think maybe he should retire, he's already accomplished a lot.

>>76332127
>>76332238
would you call this subtle samefagging

>>76332237
it only works against manlets who cant counter it. 1st round tko if he threw leg kicks against Blessed

Oluwale Bamgbose

>>76331954
please stop spamming pictures of joanna you attention whore. what is everyone turning into spergop/a schaub dip shit?

>>76332260
it's not

>>76332268
Got blown the fuck out with his monkey fighting style

Reminder that goofs here were saying Aldo would beat everyone at LW cause he has good TDD

>>76332300
Still my boy

>>76332287
Listen up you lowlife zilch if he wants to sperg about some chick he should be able to.

Now what I think is that low income subhumans like yourself shouldn't be able to post here. If you're not making over 50k a year AT LEAST you have no bussiness posting here.

>>76332331
wasn't there some dork who unironically thought he could beat khabib? L M A O

>reminder that jose aldo "never stopped being the champ"

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>>76332287
Im spamming to spite zilch aspie, I'm getting tired of adding a picture to every post to be honest with you but I've told him that until Monday every post will have a picture so a deal is a deal

Sorry for the inconvinience

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>>76327758
me too, fucking huedyke upsetting our girl

>>76332260
its too unconvincing to be samefagging. almost as if no though was put into it and it was two different people

>>76332363

So since he lost to a striker, that means he'll lose to a wrestler? Don't be dumb.

>>76332397

Seeing the Brazilian women in the crowd crying 7-1 style when Aldo got BTFO was the only thing that helped me get over seeing KK that upset.

>>76326555
He had no problem going 5 against Edgar because he never loaded up and got in wrestling exchanges. Against Max he was throwing hard and a faster rate. He was gassing at the end of the 2nd.

>>76332423
>aldo has no power or knockout threat at 145
>one of the biggest and best wrestlerfuckers at 155 will have problem getting ahold of him

>>76332426
God that was satisfying, I hate brazilian crowds

>>76332423
oh look there he is lel

>>76332394
so you're spiting the spammer by spamming?

>>76332355
pls stop posting with my flag

>>76332268
he had that 170 rumble gas tank

>>76332426

KK crying like that was pathetic. Is there any woman who isn't a crybaby?

>>76327758
she has elite conditioning and toughness but no high level skills
got exposed hard

Did they say who Cyborg's fighting at 214 yet?

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Why are Yanks so entitled?

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>>76332500
oh she's got some skills alright

>>76331742
He does have a very good chin though, watch his fight with Conor. He has Nate Diaz tier chin.