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So McGregor vs Aldo 2 isn't happening again, right?
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Schaub picked Holloway
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give me the brazilian knocking out the black guy?
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so we can all agree that 212 is going to be card of the year and Aldo vs Holloway is fight of the year so far?
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i feel bad for aldo but people were so fucking cocky that he was gonna win
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>>76323776
no, that will be 213
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>>76323776
No, and yes.
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post the soundtrack to this webm

https://www.youtube.com/
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>>76323775
yes
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>>76323776
FOTY was Vanatta vs Teymur
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Honestly if Aldo's chin held up I could see him winning a decision

I had it 20-18, second round was close but I gave it to Aldo for landing the bigger shots and the little flurry at the end. Max found his groove too late in that round for me to hand it to him

From that point Aldo would just need a round, though the fight was going pretty south anyways. Don't know what he was doing, he didn't look like the same Aldo that tooled Fwonkie
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>>76323776
No and yep great fight.
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reminder that Victor Gracie had no weaknesses
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Bisping vs Vitor II is the fight to make
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What I learned tonight is that Cody would've absolutely embarrassed Blowsay

Aldo is lucky Max knocked him out for first or Cody would've really hurt him
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>>76323785
Was mediocre
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if you havent seen
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>>76323762
This guy is literally 2017 TRTor
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>>76323786
>Honestly if Aldo's chin held up
I think it was more of an energy efficiency problem. Aldo was winding up on his shots and going for the kill more often than he has in his previous fights. He would've gassed hard in 4 and 5 regardless and probably got finished or lost a decision.
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>>76323776
Invicta 21 is still the best card
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Mind games
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How do I not be depressed?
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>>76323795
>tfw get the first fight wrong and everything else right
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>>76323808
conor destroyed aldo's mind
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>11 fight win streak
>featherweight champion
>only 25 years old
is Holloway going to become the GOAT?
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>>76323816
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>>76323798
>>76323786
yeah, Aldo gassed. It was very clear. I know i wasnt the only that noticed either because it was being spammed in the thread. He slowed down tremendously before he got tagged and Max was testing the water seeing how gassed he was before he went for the kill
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>>76323786

It was going downhill for Aldo even if he had survived. Still though it would have been nice if the fight had ended in the 5th round.
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>>76323808
Why didn't Aldo do anything?
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>>76323783
https://youtu.be/kLp_Hh6DKWc?t=2m5s
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>>76323798
>Aldo was winding up on his shots and going for the kill more often than he has in his previous fights.

Seriously.
I mean, when's the last time we've seen Aldo throw with this kind of intent? (13 seconds aside)
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Barao
>yo my fall from grace was pretty bad

Aldo
>check this out
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>>76323823
We need Holloway vs Cody
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>>76323832
kek
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>>76323824
>bisping is still the """champion"""
that just made me depressed
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>>76323807
idk m8. Invicta FC 21 was a great card for pure entertainment but 212 had great fights with high level fighters. It's def top 3 at this point tho
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>>76323808
>808
Mind games are the work of natural born fighters. See Miyamoto Musashi.
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>>76323786
Frankie ran in a straight line the entire fight. He chased Aldo rather than stalking him and getting in the pocket to exchange like Max did. Frankie's 2nd fight with Aldo wasn't as one sided as people make it out to be. Max also was working the body far more and able to gradually cut angles and clip Aldo more and harder like Frankie did a few times in his 2nd fight with Aldo. He was able to constantly be in Aldo's face and wear him down as opposed to just chasing him. Max was also doing increasingly well in sliding out of punches in the pocket and working on the counter
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>>76323786
He needed to be Econoaldo in order to win that fight. The second I saw him get baited into a fire fight with Max, I knew his chin wasn't gonna hold up, not after all those wars he'd been in with Chad and that brutal Conor KO.
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>aldo looks more jacked than ever
>folds like a lawn chair
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>>76323820
OK, then.
Stay casual, lady.
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>>76323762
feet edition
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>>76323848
His time will come. He can't hide forever.
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>>76323825
>>76323826
>>76323786
>>76323798
>He would've gassed hard in 4 and 5 regardless
I agree with this, but what I'm saying is I had him 20-18. He could take Round 3 and 4 off, and come back and do enough to win Round 5 to take the decision. He sort of has that in him
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Tfw should have blown money on Bamboozle

Should of layed way more on Hollohey
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>>76323864
>max puts his hands in the air and at his sides
>aldo afraid to do anything

nice gameplan
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>>76323817
>TFW you get the picks right but not on your normal picks image
I picks post Usada erick siva too bro
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Why is Miesha at every UFC event?
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>>76323830
Playing into Holloway's game
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>>76323777
Filename dude
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Is anyone watching the post fight presser?

Gadelha is SHOCKINGLY self aware. She's fine with them putting Rose over because she already has 2 loses to Joanna so she feels fans won't be interested in a 3rd fight and knows the other fighters will avoid her because she'll knock them off as contenders so it's a sticky situation.

Cool girl.
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>>76323808
Funny shit, Max was copying Conors hand taunts to fuck with Aldon't.
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Max's song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PQHcTV9cIs
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>>76323883
So we can get pictures of blessed thiccness.
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>>76323889
now she can relax and get her bunda back with that off season weight
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>>76323890
>Max was copying Conor
Oh you one of those dumb niggas
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>>76323860
It wasn't that Aldo had no chin, it was that Holloway put enough pressure to make Aldo go explosive but stay relatively safe.

Holloway stopped and rocked a lot of fighters, he has KO power enough to stop tired worn down fighters by a precise placed punch on the chin
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>>76323890
exactly, go back and look the Max vs Conor and everyone will be able to see the resemblance
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webm of Hue aldo crying like a cuck?
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>>76323863
Aldo has heart, but when you have no cardio it's gonna look like you have no heart.
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>>76323904
>Summer is coming up
>thong season
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YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
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the greater your reach is than your opponent's, the more likely it is you'll win, right?

Is reach
to modern MMA,
what height is
to basketball?
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TURN OFF THE TRANSLATOR MIC YOU'RE A 4 BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY GET THIS RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>surprise surprise king max is here

Why does everyone have to copy Conor?
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>>76323783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3svW8PM_jc
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>>76323932
He's literally a fan of McGregor.

But I like him.
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what happens to famous burger when aldo kills himself?
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>>76323908
Holloway fights like a zombie like Nate/Tony. The only way to beat that kind of fighter is by playing smart, countering, and leg kicks(aldo literally threw 0 tonight) He did well in round 1, but he got desperate fishing for the KO and Max baited him into his gameplan of stand and bang. Aldo from 5 years ago may have been able to keep up with that like he did against Chad who also has KO power, but his chin is clearly deteriorated.
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>>76323890
>Anything anyone does now in the 145 and 155 division is copying conor
The state of Mcasuals
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>>76323889
Yeah she's sort of cool
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>>76323860
He tried to do his mediocre footwork like he did against Frankie. Max timed these cookie cutter identical lateral movements to perfection and clipped him numerous times
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>>76323932
conor just copies ric flair
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>>76323778
Yeah and they got btfo together with jose today. Myself included.
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>>76323942
Knowing that shit hole country they grind him into the meat.
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>>76323854
Aldo-Holloway was fantastic, but Gadelha-KK was pretty much Invicta-tier and Belfort's fight was a wet turd. Good card, but not as strong all the way around IMO
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>>76323877
that called baiting, it's an attempt look vulnerable so you can draw in your opponent so you have an attack advantage. You figure Aldo doesn't know this? lol

very rarely, it backfires see: Silva vs The Chris
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>>76323907
Negro are you even paying attention to this presser.
Conors on everyones head, even if Max is using that idea to fuck with Aldon't and the press.
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>>76323890
he was copying nick diaz you fucking newfag casual fuckface idiot cocksucking retard piece of shit
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>>76323795
Besides the Aldo fight I got everything right.
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>>76323935
lmao perfect
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>>76323954
>it's actually harder to hit someone not defending themself because it might be a trick!

maybe if you're the shittier or more scared fighter
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HARD WORK
DEDICATION
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>Portuguese translator talking at same time as Max
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>>76323949
Conor blatantly apes Chael almost word for word who aped Tito but added witticism who aped Ric Flair
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Why do I see so many flaws in Max's fighting style but he still manages to whoop everyone?
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>>76323920
too much extra muscle
he needs to be lean
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Whoever it is, wherever it is lets get it done.
It is what it is
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>>76323983
Because you're missing his brilliance
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>>76323983
He adapts to the fighter
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>>76323983
What flaws? Him and Tony Ferguson are the most well rounded fighters in the lower weight divisions.
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>>76323983
when did you start watching mma?
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This wasn't a difficult card to predict. (If you didn't account for Vitor going 3 rounds)
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Blessed has proven not to be a reach babby, blessed bless
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>>76323962
you're a lame
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>>76323926
>A 4 BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY
not anymore
not without Brock and GSP
not with dwindling merch sales
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>you go to youtube
>you punch in Nikolai Tesla hoax fraud
>not one fucking video

what did he mean by this?
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>>76324015
>and GSP
Literally who?
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>>76324018
just check buzz aldrins instagram
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>>76324021
damn alien covenant looks realistic
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>>76323967
you've never been in a fight in your life
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Who can defeat Max?
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>>76324032
>no one has ever gotten BTFO taunting

yeah it worked a lot better for Jose that way huh
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>>76324035
korean zombie
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>>76324035
Fwonkie PEDgar
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>Be Irish abroad
>Wake up 30 mins before main event

Watching the whole card now, GMT is a doomed timezone this is real living
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don't forget moyle
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>>76323983
reach advantage, same as Conor
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Famous burger
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>>76324048
Isn't he a reachlet in proportion to his height?
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>>76324035
Mcgregor could possibly KO him this time if he can make 145 which he probably cant, frankie dedgar would get humiliatedd
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>>76324035
FRANKIE EDGAR DO IT UFC
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>>76324048
Reach isn't everything loser.
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>>76324054
this

he fights long but his wingspan is nothing special

he's well above avg height for a FW though
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can Max maintain that platinum lifestyle?
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>>76324048
he had a reach disadvantage tonight dummy
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>>76324041
>TFW 50-45 wrestlefuck
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>>76324021
the guy who single-handedly took MMA from the Tito-Shamrock era to making the UFC a $4 billion company whose fights are covered by the media.
remain casual, Pedro.
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>>76324055
>Mcgregor could possibly KO him this time

Listen, just cause you saw McGregor demolish Eddie, doesn't mean everyone is that bad.
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>>76324057
t. Artem
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>>76323983
how? he's actually good and not a meme like yair

>>76324066
you wish nerd
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>>76324055

Macgyver couldn't do it to a fresh max in the prime of the goob's featherweight career. Max would beat him and shock the world.
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>>76324071
He already wooped him before and max took some shots from Aldo early, not everyone is as big of a casual newfag as yourself buddy sorry
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nothing worse than the retards calling for edgar vs holloway.

FUCK EDGAR. He's 35. He had his time. He's a boring shit fighter that just got beat by Aldo. Nobody wants to watch that piece of shit hop around for five fucking rounds doing absolutely nothing except hoping for a lucky punch. Feed him more cans like Rodriguez so he can feel good about himself.
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>>76324077
He keeps his face open for one thing. Especially being a reachlet.
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>MUH 6 GORILLION PETTIS JABS
>MUH ALDO IS TAKIN THAT LEG HOME
>MUH CONOR WRESTLEFUCKING
>MUH BLACK BELT OVER PURPLE BELT
>MUH NEO FOOTWORK ALDO
>MUH ALDO IS IN THE BEST SHAPE OF HIS CAREER
>MUH FAMOUS GORILLA BURGER MINDSET
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>>76323983
it's because he's very hittable but it actually works for his style if he can get the other guy opening up
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Like him or love him you have to admit this kid has beaten some real killers.

And he's only 25.
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>>76324085
then who should he fight?
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>>76324085
exactly, FUCK frankshit edshitgar
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>>76324085
edgar gifted title shots, since 2012.

him and faber, cut from the same cloth
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>>76324077
Actually i hope frankie loses another title fight
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>>76324083
>McCasual calling anyone a "casual newfag"
Back to your wwe lol
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>>76324045
Were you the Estonian that got Assuncao at 2.5?

Congrats bro
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>aldo didn't leg kick conor because ... he didnt have time

>aldo didnt leg kick frankie because ... he didnt wanna get taken down

>aldo didnt leg kick max because ... _________
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>>76324095
And mostly finishes. It's very impressive.
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>>76324085
Throw Cub Swanson in there. I want to see an actual spicy fight.
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>>76324095
What a resume
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>>76324067
Stop taking credit for what Tim Sylvia did
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>>76324108
>calling anyone a mccasual after his retarded casual post
fucking 189ers, make an argument without embarassing yourself
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>>76324085
>He's 35. He had his time
Not an argument.
>He's a boring shit fighter
He's not boring at all.
>that just got beat by Aldo
So did the next 3 guys ranked below Frankie.
>Nobody wants to watch that piece of shit hop around for five fucking rounds doing absolutely nothing except hoping for a lucky punch
Confirmed casual.
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Fear the meme
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>>76324123
strong top control from max after that. aldo is a hard motherfucker to keep down
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>>76324123

that's a sweet 1-2
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>holloway doesn't want to be just a meme
confirmed favorite fighter now
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>>76324095
>It's been exactly 1(ONE) year since the Lamas fight
>One year since he pointed to the ground and decided to swang and bang, now he's the UFC champ

Who /stillexisting/ here?
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>>76324115
max would switch if he started leg kicking

plus leg sweeps
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>>76323868
KK is the true goddess of mma and best feet
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holy shit why is this hue speaking over max at the press conference, no one wants to hear this disgusting rat language
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>>76324123
>Eats two consecutive 1-2's
Aldo must have been rocked from something prior, right?
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>>76324135
He was probably a lot easier to keep down with his brain scrambled
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>>76324111
I'm Irish on my way to Russia so it ain't me
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>>76324147
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>baldo
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>>76324158
Why do all these WMMA matches end the same way? Round 1 RNC
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>yfw you realize Amanda Nunes is now the only Brazilian champion in the UFC
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>>76324158
still the sexiest fighter with best feet. shouldn't be fighting a man in the first place
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>>76324168
>Why do all these WMMA matches end the same way?
But they don't lol
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>>76324168
are you retarded?
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Max is a good boy
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Damn, Aldo vanished into mental breakdown mode already, no interview.
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>>76324176
he's a pretty sore loser
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>>76324169
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>>76324180
This

He should be really happy with his record
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>>76324176
footage of him crying backstage when, need to photoshop holloway smiling over it like the other pic
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>>76323019
kek
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>>76324123
Why did Aldo stay in the pocket to receive the second 1-2?
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>>76324089
yeah he does square up, he's my boy though
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>>76323922
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
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>>76324095
rip bj penn

literally has more ufc wins then bj penn, more legit wins
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>>76324180

Why did he roll around and throw a shit fit when the fight was called after getting fucking merced around the ring like a ragdoll on his back? That ending was just sad. He got slapped into silly land by two simple one two combos. So flat footed
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>>76324188
was already tired by that point, whether from the body shots or regular cardio issues
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>>76323795
How many people picked Holloway spergy?
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>>76324184

He should've went with neck tats instead of facial hair.
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>>76324168
submissions are the only way 155 wMMA will get a finish. Its rare to have a tko let alone a ko in that division.
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>>76324193
He looked like he was knocked out cold for a second
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>>76324154
I think Holloway said he rocked him with a knee or something before that
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>>76324214


He was out and got knocked back in
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>>76324035
My Boy is gonna 48-47 that Braddah and I can't
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>>76324198
Big John has stopped fights for less, and gave him every chance to recover. Max at one point even stood up to let him get up and Aldo was still flopping around cause he didn't know where he was.
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there was still like a minute left in that round, couldnt let aldo just stay turtled that whole time
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>>76324222


Would be fun to watch Holloway turn his face into swiss cheese for 5 rounds.
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>>76324208
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>>76324200
im not autistic enough to count the picks for each person but there's a canadian autist that does stats
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Soon....

And don't even mention Frankie and his meme punch and early stoppage. Chad champ soon.
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>>76324095
damn
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>>76324233
there was like 30 seconds by the time it was stopped, he had already taken unanswered blows for like 2 minutes
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>>76324243
why is his crotch wet
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>>76324243


Chad "Have you seen my chin' Mendes
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>>76324095
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>>76324243
NATTY GOAT
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>>76324121
>Cub Swanson
Holloway beat him just as bad as Frankie did.
Plus he shouldn't be gifted a titleshot, not when you can't even finish Artem LOLbov
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>>76324249
hard training with the boiis
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>>76324222
max is a beatable opponent for frankie

but max doesn't throw a lot of kicks, his tdd is similar style and percentage to aldo's, and max really knows when to push the pace basically commiting to striking once his opponents have too

max will decision frankie
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>>76324266
He could've finished Artem, the big boys backstage told him not to though.
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>>76324208
115
My bad guys, no bully
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>>76324243

That's the kind of physique I would go for if I was a manlet.
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>>76324262
almost as if you can smash a burger in there
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>>76324277
>he thinks the ufc cares enough to say "yeah go ahead and destroy artem just dont knock him out"
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>>76324288
Yes they do. The fact that the fight got made in the first place was sketchy enough.
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>>76324277
WME did it on Conor's request. Pretty obvious.
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>>76324288


Anyone else looking forward to hearing Artem on fightpass commentary? Dude can be legit funny when he's not aping Mcgyver
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>>76324282
go bigger
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>>76323297
This is so funny, he does the Nick Diaz head movements then the Nate snap one two after a taunt, then the Conor brisk head nod after the 1,2

What a showman
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>>76324243
Man I forgot about chad even though he used to be my boy. Wasn't his suspension just a year? It feels like it's been several.

Also lol @ styles making fights, I'm kind of scared Frankie and Chad may wrestlefuck Max relatively easy.
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>>76324262
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>>76324296

Nah, that would look retarded.
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>>76324302
>Frankie and Chad may wrestlefuck Max relatively easy.
Cause that worked out so well for Cub
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what it it about hawaiins that they love to scrap
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Anyone else sad to see Aldo lose?

Really wanted to see him make a comeback.
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>>76324285
DELET

Also here you guys can use it to shit on aldo more ;_;
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>Mfw Whittaker heems Romero and Bisroid chooses to fight Vitor next instead
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>>76324302
Chad is deleted. Aldo cracked it in their war. Conor shattered it. Frankie deleted it.
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>>76324282
is 5'9 manlet? no bully
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>>76324327
Anything under 6' is manlet
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>>76324327
>>76324327
>>76324327
You tell me
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>>76324322
I already called that shit, it's a muh mandrama he injured muh eyes retirement wrestlemania match. daughter on a pole match.
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>>76324299
Fuck he does too
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>>76324315
He made his comeback. He exposed Mark Henry's boxercise for eternity in the 2nd fight with Frankie
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>>76324315
Yeah. His career is over. Happens to everybody but it's still sad sometimes.
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>>76324327
>is 5'9 manlet?
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>>76324333
>6'

Lol sorry to be the one to tell you this dude but 6'3" is the actual manlet cut-off.
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Who deleted Aldo's chin?
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>>76324327
King of manlets
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>>76324351
No one did. He gassed.
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I wonder where Aldo's mentality is at


He needs to accept he is just another fighter who had great fights and a great run, forget that pride for legacy and be happy to pursue what he loves
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>>76324351
Big John
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>>76324346
>the cavs hat
why is jamie such a hypebeast faggot
>>76324351
his chin isn't deleted
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>>76324333
>>76324337
>>76324346
>>76324352
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>>76324262
Do you think Max will stop by Famous Burger before flying home?
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>tfw no post-fight Cops stream
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>>76323868

top quality waifu
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>>76324315
i like aldo but i like holloway more so i was kind of glad all around

aldo is still a top 5 guy and just because he isn't the best doesn't mean he's bad, everyone is beatable
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>>76324357
Funny how people were saying that if he beat Max, then he had nothing left to do in FW and should go fight LWs

Now after 1 loss he should retire...?
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>>76323868


One of the most erotic things in the world is her just leaning against the cage like she's waiting for a bus, with that coy barely suppressed smile. It's so fucking hot.
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>>76324348
Real one
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i feel for jose. the highs are high and the lows are brutal. this coming from someone who non stop shitposted about him for two years now
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>>76324379
who cares about aldo, he can go play soccer now the fucking goof
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You and I know who is really to blame for Aldo's deletion...
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>>76324375


Aldo needs to take 1 or two more fights for $$$ then think long and hard about retirement if they don't go his way.
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>>76324394
>goes for a header
>gets knocked out by ball
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>>76324385
got you senpai
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>>76324379
He's been teasing retirement from MMA for a while. Talking about taking up boxing and just stopping early in general.
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>>76324327
>>76324327

Someone post that pic of UFC fighters lined up in a hotel lobby or something. Gastelum is there and he looks like a manlet next to other fighters.
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>>76324404
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>>76324397
weird thing is he looked back on the juice tonight
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I am sad, I hate how people will mock Aldo for this. First the 13 seconds now this and they still mock him. It makes me really sad. I need to sleep but I can't.
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>>76324375
Aldo is now the 145 gatekeeper
feels bad
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>>76324368
>tfw next bellator is a PPV
>tfw next bellator event on spike isn't until July 14
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>>76324333
I'm 5"11 and would heem you stiff, buddy
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>>76324417
Shoulda spent more time learning how not to get choked out my guy
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>every fighter that loses after success is deleted
fuck this meme. fighters lose because they fight better fighters sometimes. thats not what deleted means
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>>76324422


Aldo will be asleep quicker than you tonight
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>>76324417
Kookie is the goat
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>>76324422

aldo is too good for this world
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>>76324427
You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever tried to do something like that, right?
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>>76324426
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Aldo doesn't seem scary like before. I feel like Holloway exposed his insides tonight for the world to see. He was toyed with in that last round. The once mighty Aldo turned punching bag, his head CLATTERIN OFF DA CANVAS
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>>76324436
>>76324436
If Jones loses to le fat guy watch people say he should retire
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>>76324437
I stayed awake all night for it and now my sleeping pattern is bad
>>76324444
I hate everyone who is mean to Aldo
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>>76324445
Fag you wouldn't even touch me
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>>76324021
damn that's a mean roid gut

who dis prospect?
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>>76324453
breaking the mystique can be a big tipping point. once werdum beat fedor it was open season
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Sad thing is UFC 212 is probably gonna do 150k buys
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>>76324067
brock, lidel, rampage
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>>76324422
aldo and his fans are salty loosers, like the cowboys

they were big back in the day but now they're beatable
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BJJ """"""black belt""""""""
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who /minimendes/ here
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>people thought aldo was "back" because he beat up a midget he beat before who wants to wrestle
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>>76323883
she probably likes watching the fights... or something
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My boy deserves an immediate rematch. He won round 1 decisively!
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>>76324466
UFC 212 is miles better than 208 but because some that beat ronda is fighting for a belt.
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>>76324243
Do I make you nervous?
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>>76324498
I've been telling everyone that Aldo hasn't beaten a pure striker since 2013. The game has evolved. Aldo got exposed.
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>>76324509
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>>76324510
UFC 206 was the best card of last year and it barely did 200k
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>>76324483
>ALDO FOR SURE IS GONNA GRIND OUT MAX AND SUBMIT HIM
>MUH PETTIS JAB THAT LANDED 5 TIMES IN 15 MINUTES
>MUH FIGHTS FROM 4 YEARS AGO
>MUH HOLLOWAY STANCE OPEN TO LEG KICKS
>MUH JACKED ALDO IN THE BEST SHAPE EVER
>MUH FAMOUS GORILLA BURGER MINDSET
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>>76324518
you reminded me that someone was actually arguing for an Aldo by submission bet earlier
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>>76324327
no, 5'9'' is tall, but not very tall
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>>76324309
Cub's wrestling pedigree isn't anywhere near as good as Frankie's and Chad's.
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What's kills me is that both Aldo fights (conor and max) ended without him...doing his game.

he would loss 9:1 to Mckekror but holy shit, this last fight. 0 leg kicks
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>>76324498
Pretty impressive how fast aldo got out of the first full mount. That max pressure tho
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>>76324518
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>>76324537
>Muh American wrestling

Keep doubting Max. Jason Knight is the only one who can stop him now.
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>>76324518
>HOLLOWAY STANCE OPEN TO LEG KICKS
This is actually legit though lel
>>
Max Holloway vs Cody Garbrandt in a spelling bee.

Who takes it?
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>>76324563
Max for sure
>>
>barao destroyed by TJ
>barao destroyed by bathtub
>jose gets conor'd
>claudia runs away
>jose gets beaten down

the state of nova uniao
>>
Reminder that Conor rearranged both these clowns' faces.
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dropping a fresh update boys

grab it while it's hot
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>>76324554
Jason knight(24) and doo ho choi(26) are my boys but max at 25 is better than both of them.
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>>76324563
Holloway

Cody Buttasspoop wouldn't be able to spell Garbrandt if it wasn't part of his name
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MAKE UP YOUR MIND AUTISTIC FAGGOT

FWONKIE OR CHAD
STOP LARPING FOR BOTH
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>>76324545
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>>76324572
fucking kek nice work

what are you using to edit. i just got vegas
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Aldo leg kicks over his Ufc career

Very stark contrast as time goes on. Obviously facing more wrestlers and wanting to avoid takedowns is one thing. Apparently also hurting his leg more and more from kicks especially since breaking it against Korean Zombie. Cub Swanson mentioned on the post fight show Aldo got into a motorcycle accident or something. Weird
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>>76324572
Is this it lads?
Are Brazil flags going to completely disappear from /heem/? Is it time to say goodbye?
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>>76324572
I rate 7/1
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>>76324554
>Jason Knight
>getting wrestlefucked by Tatsuya Kawajiri
OK KID
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>>76324573
jason would submit choi desu
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>>76324572
>Amanda Nunes left
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>>76324572
LITERALLY INCLUDE VITOR AND JACARE IN THERE
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"The torch wasn't passed, it was taken!" - Cuck Thomas
very appropriate
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>>76324616
m8 it's gotta be a title fight
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>>76324613
her reign will be long
>>
*TKO stops you in your hometown*
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>>76324608
MMA math don't work on prospects
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>>76324572
I love you, Ausbro
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>>76324613
>He's got a little badge, just like us
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>>76324644
>mma math works ever
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Should Claudia have pulled a Chael on the mic tonight?

"Joanna yoanjaycheck you absolutely suck! I'll tell you what, I'll fight you one more time, if I win you leave the division, if you win I leave the UFC"

She's the only one who can beat her 2bh
>>
>They're still made I had 400 to bet

L M A O

I actually made a profit tonight as well. Got everything but the main event
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>>76324660
prove it
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>>76324608
He took that fight on real short notice and gassed out by wrestlefuck. Full camp Knight is legit
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>>76324572
Get ready to put Nunes on there July 8th.
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>>76324659
no you weirdo
>>
>>76324667
kek
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>>76324660
Convince me again about Bethe dude.
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>>76324676
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>>76324673
dude has horrible defense tho. hes fun to watch but all top 5 guys beat him handily
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>>76324589
I wish my friend... I just wish I could leave this place and live a normal life
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>>76324636
I hope so
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>>76324688
Jason Knight will be champ by next year. Mark my words.
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>>76324667
I'll post slips later if you want I've got to go to work in half an hour so I'll spam them this afternoon
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>>76324655
sometimes
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>>76324701
I don't believe you.
>>
>>76324701
>400 euros on Aldo by submission

Lol damn dude
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>>76324689
weren't you spamming ucl threads earlier today you ain't wishing shit
>>
>>76324684
Holly Holm is going to 29-28 her
>>76324708
Well we know you'll be here this afternoon
>>
>>76324715
What round will Bethe win and how?
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>>76324572

here's a bigger one idk why it went that small
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I really hope Betch beats Holm.

I'm so tired of Holm. She needs to get retired so we can forget about her for good.
>>
Remember that irish guy betting 450 on Karolina and Aldo?

Wait wait wait

He already lost the parlay with Karolina, not a stretch he laid on Aldo alone, or even chased his loses!
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>>76324719
>>76324724
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>>76324713
nah, i don't like divegrass
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>>76324188
>>76324216
>>76324199
I don't get it though, even if he was tired or rocked, why would Aldo stay there and not try moving out/away?
He ate a 1-2, it obviously hurt him, why not back up? Why stay there and continue to try and trade when you're getting lit up? Why not go Econoreem and run away or back up or just defend?

I don't understands lads
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>>76324572
jacare?
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>>76324720
I was wondering why it was small res but thought you just did it because of length
Thanks lad
>>
USADA?
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>>76324199

didn't he have to use the towel at the weigh in? it's entirely possible he had a bad cut and is getting too old to make 145 reliably anymore.

aldo should move to 155.
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>>76324728
LEL!
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Which one of you autists did this?
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this is what peak performance looks like
>>
Is Jose one foot in shadow realm now?
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>>76324752
That's a natty physique dude
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>>76324752
Dammit USADA!
>>
>>76324774
I want to know what the fuck Conor is throwing, Max didn't even heem him with 20-30 unprotected head shots. McGregor literally deleted that man's fight IQ, he didn't even go for leg kicks on Holloway.
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>>76324778
>Le duck a literal who man
no thank you
>>
I propose a new rule that will entirely eliminate all """"early stoppages"""" and """"late stoppages""""

No more stoppages for TKOs.

You either tap out or die.
>>
>>76324739
>why couldn't function normally even if he was working at half capacity and/or stunned?

I can't possibly imagine why
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>>76324807
What if he's stiff and unconscious and unable to tap
>>
>>76324807
each event there could be a special celeb that gives the thumbs up or thumbs down. There could be a special thumb cam sponsored by Rebok
>>
Famous Aldo is not done YET!
>>
>>76324739
Jose just isn't a good fighter, senpai.

Litetally every here could heem him
>>
>>76324797
Aldo bullrushed forward and Conor hit him right on the button with a powerful shot. I could've sworn Max actually had Aldo out after a couple of those hammerfists after he knocked down Aldo but then Aldo came out of it.
>>
>>76324828
That's a KO, not a TKO.

In that situation, the ref would stop the fight.
>>
Why don't marathon runners become mma fighters? Cardio seems so important. It's literally just as important as technique at the top level.
>>
>>76324583

I use vegas to edit then webm for dummies to convert it.

>>76324747

just champs m8, maybe i'll make another one with non title hues getting cucked at some point.
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>>76324724
>so we can forget about her for good

Dunno about you but I'm never going to forget this.
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>>76324843
The Diaz brothers are the closest we will ever get and they're B tier in a derivative form of marathon
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>>76324807

do you want people to get CTE?
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>>76324843
They would just get heemed in the first round
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Comfy Miesha media scrum at UFC 212

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDX9wHE9iOg
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>>76324856
Actually this would prevent CTE and make the sport a lot more safe, because fighters would be less prone to late stoppages.
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>>76324701
>once i find other's winning screencaps i'll save them and repost them here

kek

fucking pathetic loser
fuck off for good
>>
>>76324807
Difference between TKO and KO is vague sometimes.
>>
>>76324868
>"wahh wahhh let me be a skank"
>>
>>76324896
That is not what the interview is like at all looool
>>
>>76324884
KO = loss of conciousness

TKO = fighter is still concious but unable or unwilling to intelligently defend himself
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>>76324871
You are a very good troll
>>
>>76324870

I disagree, the judge is there to stop people from unnecessarily being knocked out and getting concussed.
>>
Is 3 judges too limited?

Should there be 5 judges or more?
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>>76324916
doesn't really matter how many as long as theyre white
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>>76324921
Why
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there is no need for judges in the first place, get rid of the 10-9 point system and base it off the number of take-downs, significant strikes, knock downs, and submission attempts.
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>>76324916
Should do it like judo. 3 refs who act like judges. Center ref, and then 2 other refs in charge of 2 halfs of the field
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>>76324613
>>76324676
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>>76323808
Why are Brazilian fighters so bad with bantz? You'd think with such a fight centric culture it wouldn't be a problem
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>>76324935

maybe give a number value for each, and give defense points for checking kicks or stopping take-downs?
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>>76324935
Frankie edgar would be champ right now spamming takedowns and jabs
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>it's another aldo gases within 3 rounds episode
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>>76324962

nick diaz would have beat carlos condit and gsp with those rules too
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>>76324952
Good post
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Artem v Aldo?
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>>76324916
It wouldn't improve decisions but it would make things more confusing.
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>>76324953
Good question. They seem to take everything personal
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>>76324976
mandy pandy truly is god's gift to women
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Id really love to make a compilation of the people that said Aldo was gonna starch Holloway but I don't nearly have the interest to do that
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>>76324916
5 judges
2 of them former fighters
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>>76323843
Barao always seemed overrated to me. Aldo was the real deal.
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>>76324899
Conor is literally the best 145er by virtue of fucking up both of these "champions"
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>>76325017
>two braindamaged judges with likely bias
great idea
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>>76325017
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Herb Dean lmao
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>>76325065
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fuck fuck fuck fuck. pic related. my parlay. The ONLY loss in this parlay is the biggest favorite odds of my card.
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>check upcoming fights
>Bigg Pigg vs Barbarian man
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>>76325029
beating max in his 10th pro fight, coming off a loss, when he is 21, while being a high value dual champion prospect.

its almost like max was supposed to lose
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>>76325082

how much did you risk and how much would you have won american?
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>>76325100
im ready
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Max Holloway is 100% beast my man. If Max isn't your boy after that performance tonight then you FOR SURE need to lose my number.
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>>76325102
Conor would still heem Holloway
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>>76324798
who did he duck?
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>>76325128
Max is severely overrated. He beat a USADA'd hue and a couple cans. Frankie will mop the floor with him. My fingers are drenched in cheeto dust btw.
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>>76325128
>joanna_jedrzejczyk.jpg
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>>76325082
risk 15€ would've won 60k.


Assuncao vs Maroes cheat-judge decision made me 1551$ tho, so I am very fucking happy with the night
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>>76324752
btfo
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>>76325103
meant to quote you. 17 american dollars risk. 65k american dollars reward.
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>tfw memed aldo by sub and some goof actually bet on it
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>>76325154
>Max is severely overrated. He beat a USADA'd hue and a couple cans. Frankie will mop the floor with him
>Conor is overrated because he beat a bunch of manlet cans and tapped to Nate Diaz
>For sure Fronkie will win, his losses are to top opposition and Has victories over the top of the division.
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>>76325199
JUST
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>>76325199

im so sorry.
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As a wmma fighter in the SW division why wouldn't you just go the clawja route and go mainly grappling? It's basically impossible to get KO'd
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best nickname of all time?
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>>76324242

That's me. I'll get it done tomorrow.

If someone could link me to the goofed picks really quick that would save me scrolling through a thread or two.
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>>76325263
gotta ensure takedowns and subs
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>>76325277
Literally me.
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>>76325052
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>>76323795
>>76325280
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>>76325286
whats up Dominique "“Non-Stop Action-Packed” Dom T." Steel
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>>76325297
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Would you watch it?
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>>76325318

What kind of exercise do I have to do to get my head that swole?
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I'm sexually attracted to Joanna.

Is there something wrong with me?
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>>76325327

would let her peg me.
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>>76325327
Lmao she's ugly
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>>76325327
absolutely
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>>76325327

do you think she would make you eat her pussy after nutting in it? i think she would.
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>>76325297
I honestly think what makes a "chin" is a combination of cardio and the level at which your brain operates on a regular basis, the lower the better. Think of all the great chins in fighting and tell me this isn't true
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>>76325336
this so much

Miesha too
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>>76325327
I think Joanna is extremely attractive
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>>76325363

They did research on what makes a good chin.

It turned out to be genetics. Strong neck helps with absorbing the impact but in the end it's all genetics.
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hahaha you fucking idiots who picked aldo

apologize NOW.

also for the dipshits who thought claudia wouldn't win kill yourselves
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>>76325363
Also helps if you're born with a frame of a truck
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>>76325390
source?
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>>76325164
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>>76325327
she is a literal 0 out of 10 and a major league cunt when the cameras are off, only an absolute zilch would be attracted to her, she is LITERALLY disgusting
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>>76325403
shes bitchy and that's hot
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>>76325400

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/12/2/13376618/feature-what-makes-an-iron-chin-ufc-mma-fighter-science-interview-ko-jaw-ktfo-news
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karyn bryant?
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>>76325318
who's the guy on the right?
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When I first posted this you guys called me silly. Aldo didn't even look the same this fight, no kicks very stationary.

Fuckin' told you guys.
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>>76325403
notice he said attractive, not hot
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>>76325419
Wow nice peer reviewed study there
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>>76325400
>The first thing to understand is that a hurtful punch in boxing is a blow that shakes the brain within the skull to a significant degree. Some people use the the term concussion to denote a shaking of the brain within the skull but others treat the word has being synonymous with mild traumatic brain injury

>The theory that significant brain-shaking is more likely to result from rotational acceleration is well demonstrated by boxing. The vast majority of punches that cause knockouts are landed on the chin which leverages the head and causes rotational acceleration of the head in one direction or another. The only exception to the rotational-acceleration rule appears to be punches that are landed on temple or behind the ear/upper neck. Blows landed on the temple are damaging because the skull is relatively thin at this location and hence will absorb less of the force of the blow.

The Weight of the Head
>All things being equal the heavier a boxer’s head is the less likely it is that a given punch will accelerate his head to the degree necessary to shake his brain within his skull to a significant extent.

The Thickness of the Skull
>The thicker the skull the more force it will absorb, and every unit of force that is absorbed by the skull is a unit of force that will not contribute to the rotational acceleration of the head and/or be transmitted directly to the brain.

The Strength of the Neck
>By bracing the neck — that is, tensing the muscles in the neck — a fighter is able to minimize the degree of rotational acceleration caused by a given punch. It follows therefore that the stronger a fighter’s neck is the less likely he is to be hurt by a given punch directed at the head. This is why many fighters perform neck strengthening exercises. Floyd Mayweather, for example, uses a leather harness to lift metal weights with his head.
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>>76325421
her face is like a 3/10
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>>76325446
>Dr. Charles Tator, of the Canadian Concussion Centre at Toronto Western Hospital
>He’s a neurosurgeon and a leading expert on brain injuries, particularly those sustained by athletes

I guess the guy knows what he's talking about.
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>we will never see Holloway vs McGregor 2

Well, it would probably end early anyway.
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For me, it's Megan Olivi
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>>76325471
key word is probably. we'll never know now
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>>76325460
>3/10
nigga, is you serious?
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>>76325468
Doctor's have pet theories.
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>>76325488
yeah its like a -5/10
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How long would Fwonkie PEDgar last against Max?
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>>76325488
body is like a 7 but her face is so skeletal that its kinda disturbing
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>>76324123
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>>76325647
>2013
man, how upset are you? did you know Max is only 25 years old?
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>>76325455
>the weight of the head
is this why stipe is the hw champ, dude got a head on him
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>>76324514
>pure striker
>purple belt in BJJ
??????
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I like Dom but he was off his game this time. Constantly referring to the wrong fighter, using the wrong adjectives - ''his explosiveness is well'' , couldn't pronounce the names correctly , calls a right hook a left hook.

He should have stayed home, he was obviously not feeling good.
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Reminder that our boy Schaub got 4/5 picks right this card. Truely the best analyst in our lifetime.

Schaub bless
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He went and just did da damn ting
The absolute madman, bless his heart
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>>76325808
Pshhh 5/5 or nothing, 4/5 is the best of goof squad
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>>76325845
woodley
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>>76325845
Name an analyst who gets 5/5 every card. Doesn't exist. Now name an analyst who gets 4/5 every card, there is only one; Schaub.
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>>76325808
Who'd he goof on?
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Man, Aldo looked bad in this fight. After second round I still thought he's going to win, and hoped he's going to retire afterwards.

He's P4P GOAT in my eyes, this is no way to go.
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I'm just glad brazilians wont be acting like complete cunts after this. Be humble you dummies.
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>>76325877
Brazil owns the women's divisions. Gadelha was robbed twice.
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Yet another set of fake picks and now more Schaub posting after Coral Springs actually left us alone for a bit. Aquafresh working hard to become the new worst poster on /heem/
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>>76325870
Marquardt. It's his old friend, had a little bias there but then again the fight was close in my opinion.
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Please stop bullying Aldo, he just wanted a KO victory, he said so like 3 months ago, he specifically said he's done with 5 round wars and he's training to be a KO fighter.
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>>76325421
/our girl/ for sure
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>>76325876
Max gonna be a legend after all is said and done, just like Jones, believe you me buddeh
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Anyone still care about Bigfoot Silva besides his wife?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6U9CSfHNTI
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>>76325920
Jones is not a legend, just a legendary fuckup.
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>>76325730
he is a black belt

https://www.bjjheroes.com/bjj-fighters/jose-aldo
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>>76325914
Fuck Poosay Pooldo and his fucking Poomous Poorger, you exhasted all the good will with months of spamming that shit
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UFC Hawaii when lads?
The island of fighters. Everyone can take a fucking load off at the beach after.
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>>76325985
who cares if he's black or purple. it doesnt matter when you get punched in the face.
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>>76326004
Sorry, I just woke up and thought you said that Aldo was a purple belt. Aldo looked great in the first but might have started gassing at the end of the second or maybe his chin got deleted by Conor because Holloway has never really been a hard puncher.
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>>76326002
Frankie is 3-0 against Hawaiians, FYI.
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>>76326039
>tfw cheered for max so my boy can get a titleshot
>tfw based frankie beats max, cody, mighty mouse, and conor, in that order.
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>>76326039
3-0 one hawaiian* From the looks of it starting today, a Hawaiian keeps snatching a belt in the sport, guy.
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Here are the results of heem 212 comfy picks

100% goof ratio. Will do the next comfy picks few days before the next card
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well that was a garbage ass card, cruz and that other faggot were so fucking cringey and annoying, rip this "sport"
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>>76326084
lol what a fat loser, go back to watching women's golf and eating cheese and bacon balls you disgusting gremlin
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>>76323808
Aldo is mentally weak.
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>>76325876
Yeah, looks great against manlet grapplers with shit striking and gets absolutely BTFO with fighters with superior striking
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>>76326058
>mfw
Can't wait, bro.
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>>76326123
Are you implying that Holloway has superior striking?
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>>76326111
webm of him crying like a cuck
never seen a so called p4p fighter cry like a girl
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>>76326137
Every fighter is p4p fighter you stupid nigger.
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>>76325921
I do, sucks to see him take more damage but at least he is getting paid well for it. Should stop now though, who cares how much money you have if you can't spend it.
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>>76326148
eat shit you dune coon.Aldo was ranked p4p how long and how many times does that limp wrist fag cry? I'm sorry but i am not sorry for calling your boyfriend a giant faggot like you
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>>76326148
do you even know what p4p means
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>>76326136
Are you implying he does not ? Tell me who was knocked out and who is the undisputed featherweight champion of the world ?
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>>76326201
>>76326201
>>76326201
>>76326201
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>>76326168
You're right, one fight means everything.
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>>76326211
This isn't NBA with best out of 5 winning, Waldo got murked once and he would again believe you me

Have a BLESSED day
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>>76326251
Sorry, I'm not 3 years old anymore, I don't believe in fantasies like Santa Claus.
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>>76326251
>it's a poland bandwagons a fighter who just won episode
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>>76325391
LOL no apologies. What a bunch of idiots and cowards on /heem/.
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