/mlb/ general - Back to Irrelevancy Edition

first for man-on-man anal sex

losedians

Reminder that the American League has the superior
>Teams
Yankees, Red Sox, and Astros!
>Stadiums
GOAT monster, based Guaranteed Rate, and Tropigod field
>Rules
Designated Dingers!
>uniforms
Angels, Athletics, Orioles have top 3

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/dodgers/

>>76323242

how tf is that adipose distribution possible

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>>76323181
/1st/ros!!

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Reminder to ignore NLfags

>>76323276
The Clayton Kershaw of interleague statistics

>>76323276
Interleague. Fucking great. Whose won the WS during those conditions you've deemed fair??????

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Phillies won a game

Only 40 more of those left in the season!

>>76323276
scary but true

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>>76323294

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the NL east will be the best division by september just you watch lmao

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/a/stros!

>>76323310
Wow, it's almost as if the leagues are equal or something

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>>76323301
We're going to go on an 18 game winning streak to hit .500

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>>76323322
Not if >we have anything to say about that!

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Selig kind of fucked up a lot of shit but boy is Manfred a fucking hack.
Bring back the intentional walk goddamnit.

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A-any day now, good ol' lastros gunna become the c-collapstros

>>76323386
Also acceptable to post: Braves, Mets, Marlins, Nationals.

>>76323395

I hate the automatic IBB. You don't even realize it's happening and you don't get to boo the pitcher for walking the guy you paid to come see hit the ball.

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>>76323405
ready to get swept rags?
shhh this won't hurt a bit

>>76323346
No m8, they're gonna have a 6 game win streak just to bring back our hopes and finish with 74 wins.

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So now that the old fart finally stumbled across the finish line it's time to start preparing for the arrival of the greatest non-cheat RHH of this generation (Troutfags please stop reading because HGH is not legal)

>.320/.398/.560/.958
>2560 H
>532 2B
>451 HR
>1579 RBI
>1035 BB
>11x All-Star
>World Series Champion
>2x AL MVP
>Triple Crown Winner
>7x Silver Slugger Award Winner

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>>76323480

> non-cheat

Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2014 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in the 2014 NL Wild Card Game.

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He's finally fixed

>>76323480
Miguel sucks and will never get to 600 you also forgot
>alcoholic

>>76323521
I was waiting for someone to post this

>>76323511
>>76323534
Mike put the phone down and relax your thumb

>>76323528
He will literally go 0-4 with 3K tomorrow

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Who here is in the /ALBest/ friends club and won their game today?

Not so fast >rags

>>76323560
Miguel will never be better than pujols

Is this the b/a/seball thread?

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>>76323569
MARINERS!

>>76323528
slow down buddy

>>76323227
>uniforms
>Angels
>implying Dodgers uniform isn't better.

Come on guy. You have to consider the cap too.

>>76323582
Albert I know it's not even 10:30 yet but you should be in bed by now

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>>76323608
yes
welcome friend

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>>76323608
Yes!

>>76323609
MARINYAS!
I've been waiting for everyone but this combination of teams winning and losing in our division for a while not to post that

>>76323621
Canada isn't even a country. If we moved our border up 100 miles there would be no one left in Canada

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>>76323569
what did the memeiners mean by this

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>>76323659

>>76323653
Albert what are you talking about?

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>>76323608
this is the /m/a/riners thread

>>76323678
I'm saying that Canada resembles a parasite more than it does a country. They want to be in America so bad. Don't worry, The Don Will enact a Canadian annexation vote soon

>>76323711
What does Don Mattingly have to do with you bed time?

inorder to celebrate the poopholes homer

whats a good christy mack scene to fap to?

>>76323659
All them AL West creeps are fucking pedophiles. Just report the sexualized depiction of toddlers. It's a federal crime. The kicker is that they brand the children with their team logo as if it was something to be proud of.

Ignoring this post is supporting pedophilia and the penetration of little kids.

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>>76323727
>posts on an anime image board
>doesn't watch anime

Reddit might be more your speed.

If I were a gay porn star, my name would be Albert Pujols.

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>>76323727
>sexualized

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>>76323569

is anyone else watching this Texas Long Beach game

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>>76323569
I can (You) to this

>>76323800
Reminder that this is the future closer for the who sox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgFKHExsaSk

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>>76323569
TY Based Zunino

>>76323800
Yeah it's the only thing on right now.
Intense.

>>76323800
Long Beach St gunning for the running into outs cycle last inning

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>>76323727
wat???

So it's safe to write off all the Cardinals accomplishments for the last few decades right?
They get caught cheating and within 2 seasons their stranglehold on the division is wrecked to the point that the fucking cusb won the series, and the team they're best known for doing shady shit on is the best team in baseball while the cards are sub .500

>Milton Bradley gets sentenced to 32 months in prison
>maintains sole custody of his children anyway
I have no reaction images for this.

I want to buy a cap that isn't my team, what should I buy?

Thinking of the orioles shit eating grin bird face, thoughts?

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>>76324178
Seattle Pilots

>>76324178
your nearest minor league club or NCAA D-I team

>>76323800
yes

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>>76324202
Seeing Seattle retro on the field would be as /fa/ as the Stros retro uni.

pitcher wearing a pilots cap would look b/a/seball as heck

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>>76324261
Some of the best looking MLB uniforms in history.

It's a shame they didn't delay expansion until 70-71 like it was originally supposed to happen, they never should have fielded that team in '69. Sick's stadium wasn't finished, the ownership had financial problems too. If the team had just one year to prepare, things might have been much different. Gorman Thomas would have been a Pilot instead of a Brewer.

the only reason they rushed the Pilots in the first place is because they wanted an even number of teams.

God damn there was some good baseball today

>>76323727
Anime is part of 4chan kiddo, just go back to Plebbit where you belong

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>>76324178

>>76323821
>Getting hugged on the mound when your ass gets walked off

Damn I bet he feels crushed

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>>76324202
>>76324261
>>76324335
the pilots are the brewers senpai

Seattle "fans"
Us 12s

>miami pitcher edinson volquez throws first no hitter
>#36 for the marlins throws no-hitter exactly 36 weeks after jose fernandez died
>this happened on june 3rd
>june 3rd can be written 6/3 or...3/6 depending on where you live

Is it a coincidence?

>>76324550
This. And fucking Disastros faggots too. I can't wait for both teams to be contracted.

>>76323480
He will never be as good as A-rod or Pujols

>Detoilet has an autism attack every time they are faced with this truth

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>>76323569
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76324522
The Pilots lawsuit continued until 1976. At trial, the American League offered to give Seattle an expansion baseball franchise in return for dropping the suit,[32] and details were ironed out over the next year. To keep the league with an even number of teams, a formal expansion proceeding was held, with a second team, the Blue Jays, being awarded to the city of Toronto
The mariners are literally responsible for the blue jays
Apologize now seattle

>>76324693
They've gone too far this time

>>76324693
It's Selig's fault, the Blue Jays would have never happened if he didn't buy the Pilots. Selig is to blame for unleashing the Leaf menace.

>>76324550
>>76324590
Why are the >rags so unpleasant compared to other AL West teams' fans here?

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>>76324702

>>76324723
Baby banter and this kid pisses on himself lol

>>76324723
because they are >rags fans, they don't know any better.

>>76324693
So Seattle has two rings?

>>76324723
MRSA is rampant in Dallass, it can't be helped

>>76324723
because they're cowboys fans

why does it seem like when umpires and players get into it with refs, its like an act

its so weird to watch

there has been so much acting in baseball lately

>>76325184
Just stick to watching basketball.

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>>76323569
Late to party but I'm here

>>76325184
because replay has taken away a lot of arguing over close calls

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BAH GAWD THAT'S MANFRED'S MUSIC

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>>76325281
AND HE'S GOT A PITCH CLOCK IN HIS HAND

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>>76325281
*bans strike 1*

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>>76323569
yee

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*30 seconds pass*


*glass breaks*

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How many homers will he hit?

500 or 800?

He will hit 400 at minimum obviously. I think 650

>>76325569
399

>>76325569
420 lol

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Does BellingGOD's sister have a stronger jaw than you?

You prolly got that leafy chin LMAO

Stalking dudes instas at 2 AM baka you might be gay bro

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>>76325634
t. weak chin bete "male"

>>76325756
Nice. This gay recruitment thing really works

>Cafardo believes the retirement of clubhouse leader David Ross has had a bigger impact on the Cubs than the team is willing to admit.

THESE PUSSY ASS SCRUBS ARE SO GAY THEYRE FINDING ANY EXCUSE FOR LOSING

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>>76324723
cause they're >rags

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MARINERS!

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>>76325866
soler AKA molester said that david ross had greater impact on/off the field as big papi. If that's not the dumbest shit you've heard in baseball then you'll have to let me in this claim that is more stupid.

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>>76325874
>You now realize the Mariners are ahead of the Rangers in the division

>DeKEKstros sucking up to every possible fanbase to gain bro-points on 4chan
nobody likes you lol

>>76326076
I like them. They're nice.

>>76326076
We have been bros with Marinyas for a while. I've always liked them and their cozy ass game threads

>>76325569
58

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World Classic Baseball!!

>We traded Davis for Soler
>we're thinking about optioning Soler down to AAA

U CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

tho desu senpai lowkey excited 4 new pitcher Skoglund to pitch again.

>>76328159
Thinking about it? It's a done deal friendo. Soler to AAA Omaha. Billy Burns called up.

>>76328383
Whoops, read the articles wrong, that makes it even better man.

But Skoglund, I believe in the boy, I want to see how he handles against them redskins.

> http://www.twinkietown.com/
>Actually calling yourself twinkies
Your current AL Central division leaders everybody.

Kekkk

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1stros

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What did the Los Angeles Dodgers of Los Angeles' road record mean by this?

>>76325611
kek she looks like Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks in a wig

>>76323227
Mets have a nice stadium desu

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>>76323322
Can't wait to make the playoffs after the gnats die off, just like all their other teams

>>76325569
70. Career ending injury against the Cubs

>NL Central

What went wrong?

>>76323227
Tropicana, O.co, Guaranteed Rate, and Rogers are the 4 worst stadiums and they are all in the AL.

>>76329231
lol

>>76323181
Is it time for Ichiro to retire?

>Edwin Encarnacion is the 5th active leader in homeruns (320)
>4th if you don't count Ryan Howard (382)

Won't be seeing another 600 for a long while outside of Miggy I guess.

>>76327727

I've been a huge baseball fan since I was a little kid, and I've literally never watched the WBC

Does anyone have a webm of Lester throwing to first and getting runner out from yesterday?

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>Firstros

>The Yankees are looking for a third baseman, according to league sources. Chase Headley got off to a hot start but scuffled badly in May, posting just a .446 OPS in 90 plate appearances last month. Top prospect Gleyber Torres has been getting some reps at third base in the minors amidst rumors that he could be promoted later this season, though New York could prefer a more proven veteran for the hot corner if the team is chasing a pennant. Headley is still owed $21.6MM through the end of the 2018 season, though the Yankees have shown a willingness to reduce the playing time of other highly-paid veterans in the past if they aren’t producing
TIC TOC HEADLEY

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>>76329874

> huge baseball fan
> never watched the WBC

>>76323264
Maybe next year. You didn't deserve it in 2014 anyway.

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You can only post to this image if your team won last night. Not so fast (g)nats fans

White Sox top 30 prospects:
>RHP: 14
>LHP: 3
Is this a problem?

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Sometimes I'm envious of smaller teams. When I see someone in a Yankees hat I know there's a pretty good chance they don't actually give two shits about the Yankees, or baseball. When you see someone in a Brewers hat, you KNOW they like the Brewers, because no one but a Brewers fan would wear that

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that brasil bro who asked about the ball being juiced made me curious to look back even further

wtf was going on in '68?

>>76330964

kek, when i went to europe there were yankee hats EVERYWHERE

The Angels don't have fans. Mike Trout has fans.

>>76331110
>be from los angeles
>'yea, angels are our team, you know, fucking los angeles angels'
>ballpark is far as fuck, the trip costs twice the admisssion

>be from anaheim
>'fucking angels play in our fucking ballpark but can't be bothered to play as anaheim angels'
>don't support the team

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>>76330963
Only if you can't flip them

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>>76331286
>Be in New York
>Have choice of two teams per sport
>Either have winning team or shitting team
>Pick all the Shit teams
>Be disappointed for your life

>>76331286

no one cares. It's about perception. Disneyland is in LA to everyone in the world, too. And the Jets and Giants play in New York. Only poor little weeping locals care about your little commute or pouty faces.

>>76331337
>winning team
>new york
>football
>hockey
I fail to see the logic on this

>>76331337
>be in Chicago
>theres two baseball teams
>pick the southsiders because you live south of the imaginary border on Madison
>they were good a decade ago and even won a ring while the other team sucked
>now its the other way around

Such is baseball life

>>76331356
>Knicks are shit
>Mets are shit whenever we don't make playoffs once in a blue moon
>Islanders haven't went to round three since 90's
>Jets are a lolcow from buttfumble still

>>76331397
>Be Hawks fan
>Watched team before it got large
>Win cup in 2010
>feel good
>Reddit now represents your franchise
>Bandwagoners appear out of nowhere
>Feel dad
>Root for Cubs
>Win WS
>Realize you can't escape this

>>76331429
>Reddit now represents your franchise
Well at least thats over now that they all jumped ship already. And at least soon we might all be able to afford to go to a hawks game again and remake the Madhouse on Madison with real fans and not richfuck "lifelongs" from naperville.

>>76331475
Nah. They will come back crawling. Preds are temporary, but they are a fine team to watch. Hawks fans love Kane so much they'd love to have him rape them

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>>76330836
last afternoon counts
>mfw Lester picked a guy off

>>76330235
...uh....EZfreezie?

>>76331680
Is this reality?

>>76329231
Whats wrong with the Rogers Centre? It's not the best, but definitely not the worst in the league.

White Sox Tigers thread where?

>>76332017
>two irrelevant teams face eachother

>>76331943
astroturf is an abomination
the hotel is kinda cool though

>>76331943
Because it's multipurpose. I guess Canadians don't really have a history of squeezing ballparks into city blocks, so they see bmp appeal to it.

>>76332027
there's still fans watching and rooting even if they're irrelevant to others, my huefriend

>>76332017

>>76332181

SF Giants vs PHI Phillies (#3 of 3)

1:35 PM ET | 10:35 AM PT

>>76332208
>>76332208
>>76332208

>>76332353
>>76332353
Red Sox vs Orange ducks game thread

>>76331895
yeah 1st time since 2015

I can either go to the Mariners game on july 23, or July 30. Which one should I go to?

>>76332700
the 30th if you want to watch them win

>>76332359
>>76332306
>>76332192
>the whos vs detoilet one is the most active one by far

>>76332870
As long as it's not as bad as the last game I went to it's fine.
>Home runs in first inning
>2nd baseman has pitch
>Lose by like 15 runs
The guys I'm going with really want them to win probably though. One guy gets really into it

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>2pm first pitch
for what reason?

Do you guys ever think /sp/ would be better if janitors never happened

>>76333697
yes
their salaries could be used for much better things

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who is that 1 guy on your team you love even though he is awful?

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Why do batters take off their gloves when running the bases? I mean, Rickey didn't, but most of them do

>>76333850
>Having awful players
I don't know that feeling, I'm a Phillies fan

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>>76333850
Javy Baez when he's bad is always giving 110% effort and energy, I liked Szczur last year

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>>76333969
Same. I'm a Mets fan and this a feeling I'm not familiar with.

>>76330235
the angels still in second is the most surprising part of this

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>>76330235
I wish my preferred team of choice played in a babby division like the AL West. they'd have won 50 games by now

How do you tell the difference between a bad manager, and a good manager with a bad team?

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>>76334140
Sometimes its super obvious

>>76334140
I ask: "Does he have a binder?"

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>>76334089
>choosing the team you root for

>>76334848
>>76334848
>>76334848
Rangers getting swept thread

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>actually winning a game
>Washed the Fuck Out

JUST

Who /no hope/ here?

My national league team is the nationals, and my American league team is the Yankees.

Odds of one of my teams winning the WS?

>>76335287
Trick question, the answer is 100% because whichever team wins the WS -is- your team.

Where' the laugh at the Mest thread?

>>76334654
It's the geographically closest team, as well as being the team of my mother and father. I feel like I chose it for the right reasons, and it wasn't bestowed upon me like a opretentious cunt

>>76335462
You're in it

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j-jays win

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>>76335554
Did someone ask for an elite sidearm man?

>God bless America during the 7th inning stretch

Fucking cringe.

Fun fact:

The Houston Astros (AL West) during their 9 game winning streak are averaging 9 runs a game.

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>>76335462
>I’m pretty in tune with my body. That’s exactly why I refused to take the MRI. I knew there was nothing happening in there.

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Your best prospects

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>>76335462
March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

>>76335692
Trade you my entire farm system for J.D. Martinez and your starting rotation. Miggy too.

Mets haters are all sad little flyover cucks who rage at the fact they don't live in the greatest city on earth, so they come up with shit-tier memes to try to insult us.

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>>76335462
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat

>>76335766
New York City smells like stale hobo piss.

>>76335812
And your flyover state smells like cowshit.

>>76335692
>Your best prospects
>For a 2 month rental
>When 2 month rentals of big name players almost never work out
We'll give you our 10th best prospect or you'll get nothing while we get a cheaper player who will be more effective in october

So, the Tyler Pill meme is dead already?

>>76335856
I live in a coastal state, however, it doesn't smell like transient crackhead urine.

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>>76329744
Ahem

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Most esthetic stadium in baseball but faggots will deny it because their heart is filled with hate and bigotry.

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Mfw Tyler pill is even worse then fucking montero

>>76335918
If it isn't NYC it's automatically flyover.

>>76335967
The symmetrical field is pretty dope.

>>76335692
>bp fastball right down the middle

Is this supposed to be impressive?

Who has the worst jerseys in the league?

>>76336003
arizona

>>76331110
Wrong. I'm unfortunately a fan

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We're just tanking for the second half run. Stay assblasted though. Can't wait to season sweep the doyers and destroy their hopes of winning the division.

>>76335730
>>76335789
Still second in the Nl least.

>>76335872
He's absolute garbage. I want matz and Lugo back

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>>76336031
Wrong

>>76336003
Marlins

>>76336012
ayo i don't remember the baseball stadium in Los Santos

>getting one-hit by the broors

Rays @ Mariners thread
>>76336168
>>76336168

>whos
How are they this bad? Is it the down arrow?

>>76336208
I don't know if you realize this but they're in the middle of a fire sale.

>>76336225
They've been in the middle of a fire sale for 10 years now.

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>No more spot starts for the entire season

Feels pretty good lads.

>>76336243
Well then they have a jewish owner.

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Third oldest ballpark in America. Only Boston and Boystown is older.

Dodger stadium is the largest stadium in America too.

>>76336357
>>76336357
>>76336357
Nats @ As
if anyone cares

>>76336084
Horrible

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That /dodgers/ dream

>>76336406
Wrong

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Why are White Sox games pushing 200+ posts(credit to detroit, their fans are also really solid as well) at 1pm game when they're supposed to be a small fanbase and were expecting 100+ loses this season, yet the reigning world champs barely manage 500 posts vs their nemesis?

>>76336003
Oakland

>>76336417
Wrong

>>76336425
Because we're degenerates, we've already been over this.

>>76336417
nah hes right they suck

>>76336410
Spending the most money and having nothing to show for it?

>still second in the Nl least.
that's a dubious distinction at best.

>>76336425
Because we Sox fans are autists with no lives.

>>76336425
The cuckies were MIA for 5 full days after being swept by LA and then MIA for another 3 after being swept by SD. Same with the Rockies

Do I have to state the obvious? The Lastros are only winning because they're playing their awful division a lot?

>>76336435
see
>>76336435

>>76336453
see
>>76336417

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>>76336425
Because we still love the team even if we're expecting 100+ losses

>>76336492
True but explain how well they do outside of their division and in interleague play.

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Meme parking buts it's /esthetic/

>>76335858
Imagine actually thinking a .300/.360/.550 hitter the past 4 years won't get a top prospect

>>76336518
You misspelled "aesthetic," m8.

>>76336425
We have never really been that many Cubs fans on 4chan, while the Sox fit the site better with their /a/ culture.

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>>76336492
>>76336467
After giving it some thought, divisional play was a mistake. Starting in 2021, all divisions will be dissolved and old school rules will apply, only the top 1 seeded team in each league will play each other in the World Series, and only for one game.

How's that?

>>76336522
Imagine thinking of a team aside from the A's that will sacrifice a top prospect for a 2 month rental

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>>76336470
>>76336449

cubs fans:

>too poor to afford bud light
>kiss boys for beer
>pee in cups because they're afraid to use a piss trough

>>76336569
do i have to say anything more than
>that flag

g_d bless Great American

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*strikes out looking*

>>76336618
>muh flag
Are you new?

>>76336618
That whole story was a sad attempt for attention. It was meant to be the 2017 version of the piss story. If you can't see how obviously fake that is, then you just don't have a brain. Why do you continue to give soler AKA molester attention?

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>>76336591
We will see my friend

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>>76336737
Shut the fuck up DG

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>>76336618

Based Cozart leading the league in WAR

>>76336871
Only because Freeman got injured

Why do black players have much more animated stances than white players?

>>76336804
mo'Lester #fuckoff

>>76336057
>>76336012
>>76335967
awful

>>76336388
i dont

>>76336917
stylin'

>>76336774

i really hope we never get solid evidence to prove molester is DG. I like DG even though he pisses on girls then has them pee into his mouth. Still better than frenching boys is wrigleyville.

>>76336963
I'm not surprised

>>76337043
>2017
>being this homophobic

>>76337043
>LMAO
>nigga
>lol
>hella
>jajajajajaj
>don't reply to me again
soler is molester. I'm the spic he's always wanted to be.

Astros, can you please just go .500 or less for June? It's only one month of falling on your face every other night.

>>76337043
/mlb/ faggot/fetish power rankings
1. kissing gays for free beer
2. gay for Buster Posey guy
3. drinking urine
4. that one cubs foot fetish guy
5. mariners anime/MLP posters
6. jint sloot pic guy
7. dodger butt girl

>>76337195
This supposed to be best or worst?

>>76337226
worst in descending order

>>76337256
Urine has to be 1.

>>76337195
I piss on girls and fuck them. They drink my piss not the other way around.

Being a bullpen catcher would be pretty fun

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>red sox win

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>only 1 AL team not in the AL east has 30 wins or more

Why is every other AL division so pathetic???

>>76337520
Boston was supposed to be some sort of America League powerhouse. You're pretty shit yourself.

>>76337298
Nah. Whoring yourself out to strange gay guys for free beer is worse than that. Not by much, but it's worse.

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>>76337595
>#3 in the AL
>shit

>>76337626
Shit team bro. Second biggest disappointment behind Leaveland.

>>76337613
This post was clearly made by someone who has never been desperate for beer. Check your privilege.

>>76337626
They're playing way below the hyped up expectations. They were supposed to run away with the division. Pay attention. The Yankees, in a rebuilding year, are cucking you. You gonna take that shit or you gonna do something about it?

Abusing girls or getting abused by gays?

Which would you rather?

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PHILLIES WIN

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>>76337658
>cubs are at .500
>mets and giants well below .500
>st louis below 500
>toronto below 500
>orange ducks not even at 30 wins yet
>texas well below .500

>red sox being 3rd is the biggest disappointment

>>76337696
>yankees in a rebuidling year
>far higher active payroll than any other team in baseball

>>76337728
>An active payroll heavily weighted by the contracts of old, overpaid veterans means that a team can't be rebuilding
This is some retarded logic.

>>76337716
Filberts.

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>>76337763
>paying way more and having more veterans on your team than other teams is rebuilding

>>76337728
red sox ARE the biggest disappointment
they can't use injuries as an excuse and they were the favorites in the entire SPORT coming into the season

>>76337728
>>cubs are at .500
Surprising
>>mets and giants well below .500
Expected
>>st louis below 500
Expected
>>toronto below 500
Surprising
>>orange ducks not even at 30
Expected
>>texas well below .500
Surprising
>>red sox being 3rd is the biggest
Sox were supposed to run away. What the Nationals are this season is what Boston was supposed to be. Best offence in baseball lol. Stop trying to rationalize your failures. You'll still make the playoffs. Your team and division are nothing to brag about. Your team will be alright just don't boast about your pathetic division and team as if they were some baseball juggernaut.

>M-MUH PAYROLL!!!!

lol

>>76337804
>Selling your most valuable players at last year's trade deadline, and building up your farm system and young major league talent isn't rebuilding because high profile players signed 8 years ago are still on the team

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>>76337826
>>76337858
>lose best player on the team to retirement
>have an injured ace for most of the season
>starting 2b and 3rd basemen injured for most of the season
>still #3 in the AL

>>76337871
>Mancada more valuable than Betts, Xander, Benintendi, or Porcello
>after striking out 13 times in a row in the majors

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Reminder that the Yankees and Dodgers are going to the World Series 2017 and will save baseball by displaying the best talent in the game at the highest stage.

>Two AL East teams that won't even reach the ALCS bragging about which team is king of the trash heap

>>76337953
I guess that means Kershaw misses the playoffs

>>76337953
I don't believe in the Yankees. Think they're overproducing right now.