USA vs Venezuela Part 2 in 2 bongs
Portugal vs Uruguay in 5 bongs
I usually really like this tournament (and the u21 euros too), but the kickoff times are just too wacky for me this year
Unfortunately, I think Maduro's spics will win.
>Can't beat normal Memezuela NT
>Expect the younger counterparts to somehow do better
>>76322549
Tbf, that game was at a high altitude and all the europe based players hadn't acclimated yet. If we play like shit against Trinidad and Honduras with our A team then that's when I'd be worried.
G-go usa
any stream on USA vs Venezuela?
>>76323418
soccerstreams or rojadirecta m8
>>76323663
They finally replaced that college kid shitter fullback. Good.
>>76323676
Which one? There are like 20
>>76323849
You realize most US prospects don't go through college?
Most college soccer players are from overseas anyways
Why is this game so fucking late/early?
It's not a good tv time anywhere
>>76323966
It is a fantastic time in Korea where it's hosted
>Klinsman watching the game on the stands
i know his son is playing but why am i reminded that he exists?
klinn's daughter is so fucking hot
>>76324004
post pic
WEW LOOK AT THAT CROWD
stream?
>>76324023
Girl on the right. Debbie Chin, klinsmann's wife is a model from China or something so she is mixed.
Fuck is this not on US tv?
We're stifling the Memezuelans hard in the midfield.
>>76324092
FS1
Palmer Brown looks GOAT
>>76324092
If you know spic, try Telemundo or NBC Universo.
I think it's also on Fox Sports 1?
>>76324092
It's on fs2 for me
>>76324092
I'm in the US and I am watching this game
and boy lemme tell you, the Venezuelans are diving all over the >divegrass
We look good out there. We're not giving them lanes to pass or to shoot.
>>76324152
can confirm
Thread song. Cold War Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
>>76324189
CONCACAF STRONK alliance when?
>>76324189
One of my favorite national anthems of all time tbqhwyfamily.
>tfw you were born too late to experience the First Cold War
Thank you based VAR
Fuck
VAR strikes again
THANK YOU BASED VIDEO REF
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Video replay saves the day
that was a goal!!!
What the hell?
Thank you based VAR
Just reserving a seat for Portugal vs Ur Gay
>>76324267
Offside, friendo. Clear as day as well.
The Venezuelan announcer is still pissed that he wasted a good goal call.
>soccer finally using replay so the officials can see what millions of viewers see
Didn't expect this
Enjoy Erik Palmer-Brown, murrican friends. That kid is good. If my club weren't in shambles right now, we would've secured his services for years, because he has tremendous potential
>>76324320
>Erik Palmer-Brown
Yeah he jumped off the screen earlier.
>>76324320
Why did Benfica return him if he was so good?
>>76324355
And Im not disagreeing. PB has been amazing closing down the opposition this tournament.
>>76324078
why is young ivanka trump there?
>>76324355
He was at Porto
>>76324355
Sorry meant to say Porto
So who won the Venezuelan games both u20 and nt? Were we really wearing faggot colored attire?
>>76324429
The senior teams tied. And we're obviously watching the u20 team in progress right now where it's 0-0 some 40 minutes in.
>>76324429
face it, anything you wear turns into faggot attire
I'm really liking this handsome mulatto, #19 Cordoba.
>>76324251
>>76324253
what happened
>>76324279
pls don't bully us
Venezuelan anon, how is the media in your country reacting to this U-20 team? Did they hype this match?
>>76324460
He looks like an abo lol
It's so obvious the Venezuelans are superior to us in practically every regard it's almost painful
>>76324429
yes with multicolor streamers dangling from the shoulders and shoes, its a color who gives a fuck come out of the closet already
>>76324301
It's not accurate though, they're still referees so if they're bought they can pretend it's not a penalty or whatever.
It doesn't matter if the viewer sees it, they can cheat anyways and it's happeend in this cup before
>>76324464
Offside goal disallowed against us due to VAR.
There are 4 Venezuelan players named Ronald/Ronaldo currently on the field.
how does venezuela have supporters let alone a team, aren't they in shambles at the moment
We eliminated Colombia in 2015, how good are the Venezuelans in comparison?
>>76324492
>he buys into memes
I've met a lot of venezuelans here escaping they're all right wing richie richs butthurt about the government.
>>76324506
>We eliminated Colombia in 2015, how good are the Venezuelans in comparison?
Inferior. That Colombia game was incredibly lucky; USA clenched for 90+ and didn't fuck up repeatedly, like Colombia. I expect the same 1-0 today.
>>76324530
makes sense
>>76324530
Can I assume that the couple of Venezuelans in the stadium over there right now are expats?
>>76324492
1%ers exist everywhere on the globe
>>76324429
It's funny because assholes that think like you are the only reason those rainbow shirts need to be worn. Stop hating faggots, faggot.
>venezuela is a better team they said
/sp/ BTFO
>>76324465
the propaganda machine is too busy with the protests. You'll only hear from them if Vzla wins this match. They must be preparing some northkorean-grade montage right now.
Private sports channels are hyping it like any venzuelan game.
>>76324479
>this is how the sport of soccer has warped your mind
Damn son.
>>76324465
the US doesn't give a shit its pretty sad
>>76324584
I see. I know a couple of Venezuelan officials-supporters because reasons, and I thought they would have this Socialism vs Capitalism treatment to the game.
Anyway, Peñaranda is GOAT. Hope you can train him well
>>76324601
Nah, is understandable. U-20 tournaments aren't that popular in Mexico either, unless they reach the finals.
>>76324601
U20 is pretty garbage. If you're 18 or 19 and still playing on the U20 team, you're probably not gonna be great. Maybe good, but not great.
>>76324575
Fuck off you fucking tumblr faggot.
>>76324530
Your squad gonna win today?
>>76324632
Lots of great players played in u20 teams.
>>76324625
Discount Cavani?
>>76324650
Sure it depends on the depth of the senior team, but the great players aren't at these games frequently. Pulisic is probably younger than most of our U20 players.
>>76324640
We don't have Bentancur, Waller or Amaral.
Dunno
>>76324682
>those messy tables
You eat like animals.
>>76324671
depends on how seriously the fa takes the tournament. sometimes they would keep a very good player in order to beef up the team in hopes of winning the thing and driving up the prices for all of them
>>76324697
They're literally playing with the food
>>76324682
Is the guy on the far right chopping up lines of coke?
>>76324709
Yea it's team by team but generally U20 isn't that great. Olympic soccer is better, which tells you all you need to know.
>>76324716
yes, what else could he be doing?
>>76324729
haha, no it isnt
Wew lads. Gonna be a miracle if we pull this one off. Venezuela is good.
>>76324755
It looks like we're barely hanging on. Fucking hell what the fuck is Tab Ramos doing out there?
>>76324755
I said they were good before the tournament started, nobody believed me
>>76324769
Venezuela is just good man. Substitute coming on.
>>76324755
those Venezuelan kids are bullying the fuck out of our kids
We need to sub in some offensive minded players, we're getting slaughtered in the back without pressuring them at all.
>all these chances and no goal
USA is going to score a fluke goal in the last minutes and win
>>76324780
I'll be fine if we go out in a close game. But right now all we've been doing is absorbing Venezuelan pressure.
>>76324769
>Tab Ramos
traitor
>>76324796
That's literally what we did against Colombia in the last u20 world cup. That game looked a lot like this.
SARGENT DOWN, SARGENT DOWN
MEDICS!!!
I love being able to hear what everyone is saying on the field
There is an interesting looking ethnic player on Veneuela. Is he Indian?
*desire to know more intensifies*
>Venezuelan murder ball
Jesus christ this is Uruguay tier
>>76324836
I fucking love this meme.
Did I misunderstand him or did the commentator say the the VAR can give cards too?
>not a red
>>76324850
The ref used VAR to decide to give a retroactive yellow.
>>76324850
Seems like it. Maybe the VAR referees told the ref to give the card
VAR so far has been nothing but based. How can you faggots not think VAR is a good idea? It would cut down on the diving and phantom fouls going uncalled if it was used more often.
>>76324857
it's called football, not american pussyball
warren barton is a pretty based commentator
PUNISHED SARGE is back
>Tab Im already a demon
>all these missed goals
Jesus fuck
How the fuck is the US not losing
Mexico supports you, Venezuela.
Do your best against the Ameriturds.
>Shots Ven 14-1 USA
God Damn. USA is going to win isn't?
>>76324901
Of course!
THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
>>76324901
It's technically 14 to 3 shots. Only 2 of their shots have been on target.
>30 more minutes, maybe more
Lads...
Mr. Danger they're coming for you
Going to cut my wrists if we don't win this ;_;
did tab ramos decide to never coach defense? been shambles at the back the whole tournament
you are now realizing how good palmer-brown would be if he went to Juve when they bid for him
>>76324929
start reaching for that blade
>klinnsman in the stands
its a strange feel
>>76324933
This is not basketball m8
>>76324933
No, it's because our defense is good (and lucky) that we haven't been slaughtered here yet. Blame Ramos for telling our players to just sit back and let the Venezuelans come.
/smallcrowd/ is comfy as fuck.
>>76324943
again >>76324942
Your players suck, they literally can't get past the middle.
The mistake here is not making this shit team play counter-attack.
Why is our midfield suddenly shit and cant string two passes together?
>>76324943
>>76324942
there is literally no organization at the back and it has been the same since the first game.
its one thing to lack quality but another to have no tactics
>>76324967
Yea one of the CBs was playing five yards behind the rest of the line a few minutes ago. Triggered me.
>>76324967
But there IS organization, why do you think Venezuela has not scored yet? They're just being outplayed and the fact that your middle can't stop one(1) ball is tiring them out. Not to mention they can't get past there, the striker has not received one ball
>>76324967
>no organization at the back
It's the midfield that's disorganized. Palmer Brown has been organizing the back as well as he can. I blame Ramos retarded tactics for this, he probably told the kids to let them come and wear themselves out but it's obviously not working.
hahahahahahahahaha
>>76324929
don't lose hope. Their defense is collapsing.
>>76324977
There are 2 kinds of CBs, the ones that stay and the ones that go.
>venezuelan finishing
1-0 for the gringos, lads
Jesus fucking christ that should have gone in. That's three big chances wasted.
KEK, THIS MATCH
>>76324997
shouldn't go and play 3 guys onside in the process tho
Why the FUCK is no one in the midfield pressuring any Venezuelan at all? They're literally just sitting there trying to block the lanes but not pressing at all. It's no wonder they're having a field day in shots against us.
Starting to look like Venezuela choking desu senpai.
reeee stop hoofing it
damn, >we suck
>>76325010
Te estan bailando.
Venezuela plays tiki taka meme
>tab ramos still has a job despite being worse than Klinsmeme
>>76324998
Well, you don't even get to finish shit, so...
>announcer pronouncing Peña as Penna
ree
>>76325019
no need for le ironic memearrow when its a national team
This is so ugly. But funny too. Venezuela gonna be exhausted if this goes to OT.
>>76325021
I don't buy that at all. A team that presses well wouldn't have too much trouble like this.
parking the bus seems to be working, but how good is klinnsman at penalty shootouts
>>76325035
Maybe that's Ramemes brilliant plan. Our players don't look as tired in comparison so they can meme in a goal and park the bus for the result.
>>76325037
Happens to me in fifa all the time m8
>jeonju
ayy i've been there
>>76325042
this is not parking the bus, its getting btfo kek
Young Klinsmann has a leg.
>Venezuelans diving all over the place
sad.
>>76325050
do you even know what parking the bus means
>Ebobisse
Nice pure unitestadian there
>>76325062
We're a country of immigrants m8
>>76325068
>reeeeeeeee--
>Sargent off
We're doomed.
>>76325061
the purpose is to be unified and minimize space,particularly in the box. there has been way too much space and venezuela has had multiple chances inside the box.
>>76325068
Why are y'all so racist then
God hates us.
>>76325081
Freedom
>>76325086
He hates us too, look who we elected this past November
>>76325080
but yeah i suppose they are parking the bus in that they've been force to defend the whole time but in no way are they doing it well
>>76325090
who what that?
I forget his name..
>doesn't really matter
>tfw going to meme ourselves to a win
>>76325086
I thought commies don't believe in God?
>>76325097
you never met Putin, then
Murderball: Cold War Edition
That one was for uncle Fidel
>>76325097
Venezuela is >90% Christian
Expecting a 90+ min goal from Venezuela desu
>forgot the ball
Jesus your players are useless even for a clear counterattack
sosa you cunt
>>76325116
leandro, what needs to be done tactically to win this in extra time?
so close to a meme goal
and thats the closest we've gotten all night
CUATRO MINUTOS
U
A
T
R
O
>>76324755
90 minutes played, 1 shot made. Not on target.
>4 minutes added time.
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>76325129
A pacebaby for counterattack and a mid that delivers at least 1 pass, i'm sure you have that in the bench.
WHY WOULD YOU RUN INTO A 5 MAN WALL
>>76325143
all according to plan
palmer brown is absolute trash
>>76325151
Also I feel you should just kick the ball to the area, stop trying to play like barcelona it just doesn't work.
DIS FUCKING GAME
ooooooohhhhhh
>This fucking game
FUCKING NIGGER
HOW????
>>76325155
Was your plan to get caught offside?
don't even know if I want to watch extra time desu, this is too stressful for me
>>76325176
OF COURSH
>U20 soccer
Literally Belgium 2.0
Fucking hell that was a Wondo vs Belgium tier mistake.
messi was starring for barcelona by this age lmao
GO USA
>>76325186
wimp
This match is entertaining as fuck
ITT::
>this fucgin game
>pepe is sad/mad
>can't believe were going to OT
>these teams clearly have no plan
>american outlaw
they should stop playing uruguay already have won this shit
The venezuelans should be tired out by now. This is the best chance to pressure them hard
Pa que te traje, Cordova?
I
I BELIEVE
>>76325214
When Serbia won this tournament few years ago there were some of the players who were already playing at first division teams back home, some were playing abroad as well. It all comes down to how seriously the association takes the tournament. And you can't really compare messy to most other players in the world.
thank you based klinnsman
Cordova seems less like a dangerous forward and more of a choke artist
>>76325242
any of the players on that team go on to do well in any of the big leagues?
Will Maduro execute the venezuelan players if they lose today?
>>76325257
please no, not another escobar
>>76325257
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
GOLGOLGOLGOL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
gol
No, stop
>>76325255
Not yet. They're still in their early 20s. Andrija Zivkovic is on Benfica's books, but that doesn't mean much. Coach is now managing Chicago Fire.
well shit
GOOOOOOOL
wtf, how far back is my stream
Well deserved. USA didn't deserve to meme this game like they did in 2015 vs. Colombia.
Its ogre
>>76325279
Solo por hoy te amo, congolombiano
COMMUNISM WIN!!!
Well done lads. Based young guerrilla beating the evil imperialism.
USA BTFO.
Why puligod is not there?
>>76325291
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
rite?
>>76325296
we need him on the mens team to have any chance to make it to russia
>>76325282
usually minute or two behind. it's a shame when some irresponsible anons decide to troll
>>76325284
We have no good forwards other than Sargent and we definitely needed someone like Zelalem in the midfield. Maybe if we had Haji Wright and Mckennie we wouldnt be getting slaughtered
>>76325296
The first team needs him for CONCACAF duty.
inb4 floodgates open and we get BTFO
I cant wait for these dudes to come back here and be friends with maduro after he gives them some bux
Cordova 108th minute, book it
The black guy from bayern is dead or what?
>>76325313
that's it though
we did
I defy either of these shit teams to score another goal
Hey, burguerfags, kill as many maduros as you can right now!
>>76325316
Coño negro no creo que sean tan jalabolas para venderse asi, ellos ya han dado apoyo a las protestas.
>>76325324
>defy
>>76325332
Todos se venden, todos.
>>76325316
Can I have a good right-wing venezuelan qt?
Send, we could make good use.
>>76325334
>second bullet
Yes?
English is my first language
>>76325288
Dame un abrazo, are-parcerito
I-I believe
>>76325342
Just cause they hate maduro doesnt mean they are rightwing, 90% of girls here are progresive feminist
Fucking hell Ramos you shithead. This is your brilliant plan?
>>76325357
stop
how long are the extras? =\
>>76325346
>inb4 Let me tell you about your language
You're not in the position to openly resist or refuse to obey, surely 'dare' is more appropriate?
+1 shot on goal
tranquilo tranquilo
>>76325394
kek
>>76325381
the second bullet is challenge, dare, you fucking dumb ass
first bullet is openly resist
the first item in the definition, not a first bullet
Look here, you slav fucker
I'm not gonna teach you the whole library system
>>76325342
Have two venezuelans in fb, both are qts and right wing. Will post pics later
>>76325404
Are you feeding the slav troll?
>>76325404
It's ok, it's just when I fucked your mom earlier she didn't say "I defy you to not spray your hot load all over my slut face", she said "I dare you to not spray your hot load all over my slut face"
>>76325422
Christ, I hope not
I will go silent if necessary
got to need to argue about grammar and subtext and shit
I feel really bad for cordova, this game is going to break him
Its ogre
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY WE LOST
but to a good cause
>>76325358
nice meme
gol
Is this the new vietnam?
>the state of our defending
>>76325440
>implicando que no es cierto
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Sigh. No shame in losing in extra time to the eventual champs. Im just mad we're not putting up a fight at all
HOWEVER
goool
happening?
>>76325447
Qt number 1 is the one on the left.
The other one I can't remember her name have to look her up
>this fucking game
Literally LITERALLY BY SCRIPT Belgium 2014
LITERALLY belgium 2014 all over again
>>76325470
Venezuela is white
>>76325470
>that
>cute
U r gay only if you knew
>>76325475
>>76325476
Holy!
Playing extra time with us was too much reward already. They didn't deserve a goal ;_;
reeeeeee stop time wasting
>>76325490
Is this the greatest achievement of memezuelan football?
>>76325429
>challenge
I defy you to the read
but you won't
you'll argue
How much worse are venezuela's chances with the suspensions?
>>76325490
Maybe you shouldnt have been chokers. If we had our better u20 players available we probably would have tied by now
>>76325482
>>76325485
And qt number two is the one on the right
communism beating capitalism
They are just gonna say its all thanks to maduro the revolution
>>76325496
Yes
>>76325496
Yes, and a fourth place in America's cup
>eliminated quarterfinals AGAIN
Ree
>>76325496
U17 girls were 4th place in two WC. So they need to be 3rd.
Are all the teams in the QF meme teams?
>>76325501
What are some promising US young players to follow (other than Pullisic)? It would be nice to know.
USA BFTO
You guys need get better on your soccer and hire some latinos instead of USfags that you trust only beacuse they played in NT
>>76325497
sure, be like that if you like, all i'm asking is why not use a term that has the defined meaning as the first bullet and not the second one, like http://www.dictionary.com/browse/dare
>>76325502
Nigga those arent cute, pretty average sluts this is cute
What was the score/game stats can't find them anywhere.
>>76325502
Nice qts. I prefer the left one.
>>76325521
A U-20 male semifinal is way more important than a U-17 female one.
>>76325499
Not much
>>76325501
Y O U S U C K
>>76325511
Of course they gonna say it
If don't El Gran Maduro will cut thier heads off or at least the play will be dispensed
>>76325534
yeah. That qts should stop taking pictures with better qts
>>76325528
Basic Math is a different teacher, different classroom
goodbye
>>76325529
Nice Orinoco's rocha
>>76325531
2-1 AET
literally belgium all over again
should Murika bribed the Vene with toilet papers and grain, the would have won
>>76325524
Hard to say. McKennie, Wright at Schalke, Perez at Fiorentina are all u20 kids that didn't come because of schedule conflicts. We came into this tournament with low expectations and surpassed them. Granted this game left a sour taste in my mouth because we were manhandled badly but at least we fought until extra time.
>>76325542
bye
>>76325526
You literally don't know what you're talking about. Chicanos are hardly the best talents here.
>>76325529
No te hagas el exquisito venezolano q no tenes ni papel higienico
Meh. Venezuela slaughtered everyone they faced so far and conceded 0 goals before us. Our fringe u20 team took them to extra time so that's all I care about. Hopefully Ramos is gone by the end of this cycle and US Soccer get a better u20 coach.
>Portugal
We're doomed
>>76325524
The three Schalke Americans, Joshua Perez, Ben Lederman (Pulisic 2.0), Hyndman, Lynden Gooch, Tyler Adams, Palmer Brown, Brooks Lennon. That's off the top of my head.
>>76325541
>>76325529
What about this one
>no I can really enjoy some shit posting
>>76325580
why do you know so many venezuelans
i know 5 new venezuelans come here everyday but i never met any
>Trump's USA
>losing to a country that is in complete disarray
Why every time I see uruguayans in a u20 wc game I assume they're in the architecture school trip?
>>76325598
There's over 60 thousand venezuelans in Uruguay
>>76325566
not liking your uruguayan coach?
>no Waller
>no Bentancur
it's OGRE
>>76325633
>going to sk for viaje de arquitectura
literally why
>>76325627
pottery
IT'S OGRE
>less than a minute a goal
This is the formation by the way
>>76325638
what??? There aren`t so many subways here
>>76325656
He was always terrible.
LMAO called it, no midfield
>the city of Urgay
welp
WTF?
is it over?
>>76325681
No Bentancur on top of not having Waller.
Midfield is kill
Wow i sure feel great about getting up 6am to watch this!
>>76325709
did you have a nice dream before waking up?
>>76325668
But there are supermarket parking lots, though there are more dominicans working in those
>>76325721
I literally dreamed i was one of the backstreet boys and then there was a terrorist attack in one of our concerts.
>>76325740
That's horrifying. The other part is only natural to dream of, considering the news.
>>76325740
no you didn't
why would make a wild suggestion like that
silly Uruguayan
de la cruz
de la cruz y la concha de tu madre negro de mierda
>Rogel
Oh I realized why
>meme white tshirt
>>76325761
Stop the racism
anyone here ever live in South Korea?
Yessssssss Uruguay no moree, head!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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NOICE ITS ON
Based new pique
>>76325782
she is hot
>Portuguese defending
>>76325782
la goyeLECHE
insoportable la piba
>tfw rossi couldve been playing instead of shitter ardaiz or canobbio
>tfw no peñarol triple threat
>>76325807
Interesting
>start losing
>attack, dominate the game
>score
>fall back
>end up losing game
Classic uruguay
>>76325813
Those 2 are there because they have connections, Rossi has none.
>>7632581
Have more faith in based plancha Ardaiz
Uruguay tactic for every team:
>If you are losing then attack
>if you are drawing or wining defend and do minimum effort to attack even though you just demonstrate that you are 100x better attacking.
>dive
>start undressing
brilliant
I can see some future coaches out there
Schiapakässe has to start passing the ball
this game is seriously interesting, why isn't anyone in here?
>>76325991
There's few uruguayans
portugal presses waaay better than us
not looking good
where is port of Gaul??
is it Church time their?
>>76326015
not really we're just not attacking at all and letting them play, it's the usual shit tactics >>76325824
>>76325849
We're going to lose like this
daaaamn that was a great goal cant even complain
dayum
Well, fuck
>>76325991
Everyone is watching the riveting scenes. Like that goal.
>refball
wew, where's the VAR now?
mmmmmmmmmmmm REEEEFFFFBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
great half
wonder if I stay of for the second -_-
>shoo schleepy
LOL THE REFBALL ITS INSANE RIGHT NOW
>all this slipping
we liverpool nao
Why there are no Alberto Barbosa ITT?
>>76326092
The referee calling a foul when our player is alone in front of the goal is not slipping.
Can't win against 12
>>76326109
are you even watching tho? we've been slipping all over the pitch, specially in defense
does anyone in Uruguay wake and/or bake?
>>76326106
Because it's 10h50 on a sunday morning and sleeping is better than u-20 football.
>>76326167
Why aren't you praying to Jesus?
is't Porto is Catholic country?
Will the fatman pull an absolute madman today or are >we already out?
Man I was looking forward to the meme match with Venezuela.
>>76326183
Burger boy will save us
>>76326183
>it's still possible
how meme will the last two matches be??
>>76326183
If Coitus keeps killing the team then we're out.
Valverde is not playing in his position, the entire team is not attacking.
>>76326180
Most people say they're catholic but they never go to church and only care about religion when the Pope visits the country.
>>76326209
>>76326209
well alright
if you missed it, >You're up 2-1
>>76326183
Fat chance
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP M8
BENULTY??
ERA PENAL
ERA
ERA
ERA
2-2
VALVERDE
THANK GOD NO MORE NIGLET PENALTIES
even if end up losing im already happy with this team
we have so many good prospects for the main NT
did anyone else notice that he slanted his eyes like pic related in his celebration? jej
VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR
>>76326343
I'd fuck the girls on the middle.
>>76326343
nej racisme
>>76326343
yes. i did.
someone break goncalves leg already ffs
>>76325809
igual esta para darle con todo
cerveza por favor
>"LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE"
>Nicholas of the Cross
Does this nig play because he is friends with Coito or what? Did absolutely nothing so far.
>>76326397
future epl star the way he plays
>>76326397
Paco Casal
>>76326393
What did he mean by this?
>>76326397
Palma bux
this fucking game, we draw and automatically go full park the bus tactic
>>76326397
he played decently the previous matches tho
they need to forbid him from taking penalties tho, thats his problem
>De la Cruz
Every time, take him out fuuuck
How many minutes can fat boy play?
>>76326473
250 calories.
>>76326473
Less than 30. If more, fatty gets injured.
>>76326473
It doesn't matter, Coito doesn't want to attack.
He's waiting for Portugal to score again
>>76326482
30?? 10 before he loses his breath
>>76326473
IT IS TIME TO RELEASE THE FAT BEAST
De LA Cruz OUT
>Valverde trying to pull a Fatboy FK
PLEASE COITUS WE NEED THE MEME POWER
>>76326559
>that pic
top kek
Fuck Coito is waiting for them to score, I can't deal with Uruguayan coaches anymore
THICCBOI IN
OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR!!!
FINALLY THY CAME
AMARAL
AMARAL
AMARAL
PLEASE BASED LORD OF THE HAMBURGERS GIVE US THE WIN
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE FAT BEAST
>Escape case this match
>>76326642
he's played better on the wing. good replacement for when cavani gets old
>>76326626
thanks, i ate, but am hungry again now.
>>76326661
>implying we're ever getting rid of Rolan and la joya
>>76326642
>schiappacase this tournament
ftfy
>>76326642
> el chapacase this year
>>76326642
>Schiappacase this lifetime
>>76326642
>ez k pz in the current year
Is Zaraki Kenpachi okay?
>>76326642
> el chapkc this century
Palms are sweaty
>>76326642
>el chapo que hace this timeline
Man I'd rather lose in regular time than go to ET, especially since Portugal is looking sharper, and our lads look tired.
que ganas de que el chapa caseres haga un gol para que le cierre el orto a estos redditeros x deus! ! !
>>76326757
We should have scored a meme goal in 90+3.
Now we're dead-
>>76326771
>t. el primo de Schiappacase
Is Amaral the new Fatnaldo?
>>76326771
plz, chapa, go and play the extra time
>>76326787
> le talented limberg gutierrez
>those fucking bras
What the fuck is their purpose? Modelling for Verón's secret?
>>76326855
The ones the players wear? I suppose they have geo tagging transponders on the back
>>76326876
yep this
some have heart rate monitoring too ive read somewhere
>>76326855
>>76326876
so they don't flee to north korea
Here comes another benfica endorsed useless meme.
Putting Africans is cheating
such a difference in stamina
we just can't into training, never ever
ZE GOMES PARA DECIDIR CRL
>>76326962
Don't know about you but we rotate our squads a lot. Our secret to win euro 2016.
>>76327008
We're missing two starters in midfield, bentancur and waller, so not many substitutes
pogba lookin nigga
Portugafrica's players have better stamina than us. Guess we're gonna get rekt in the second extra time.
>>76326962
Yeah Europeans are lucky, those kids play in benfica and sporting. Shit teams but more money
>>76326626
consume this burger and transform it into a goal
>>76327044
Yeah, our big 3 clubs invest a lot in youth football. We can send an average team and it still qualifies for the u20 owl
>>76327092
And where are all those goats? You mean sanchez and coentrao?
>>76327106
You don't need goats. You need competence in all sectors. But tsuu has the meme magic factor, I must say.
Agarrensen de las manos!
cant miss so many headers ffs
Amaral is super fat now, it wasn't that much against Italy
Time to inaugurate the penalty shootout.
ET in these youth tournaments is just idiotic.
>>76327132
que llegaron los penales
>>76327174
Gotta be this way between two balanced teams.
wew >we did it
benulties it is
>>76327183
They're killing the players, a game every 3 days and ET
> based uruguay master strategy
Damn, we're gonna lose
Last world cup both teams were eliminated in penalties by huezil lmao
VAMO SANTIAGO
>>76327215
It ruins overall quality of football in late stages, makes no sense.
>>76327230
greatest tactic of Uruguayan football: "centro a la olla"
Wtf with those benulties
I CAN'T DEAL WITH ALL THIS TENSION
burguer king la pica
>>76327344
Se perdermos que se foda
MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE
LEL
URUGUAY NO MAAA
Of course the fat kid fucks it all up
Figures that the shooter after the blooter would fail.
shitheads
I guess he crumbled under the weight of all the pression
>>76327386
lmao
R U FYUCKING KIDDING ME
RU FUCKING KIDDING ME
IM OUT FUCK THIS SHIT
NACIOMAL REGALO EL MUNDIAL
BOLSO CAGON LA PUTA QUE TE PARIOOOOO
boooooooooooooooo
>Zé memes
What a save!!
>sending a nigger to do a white mans job
Kek
Uruguay gk is elite.
HAHAHAHAHA
MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE V
BOLSO PUTO LA PUTA QUE TE PARIOOOOO
Gallina PUTA
CAN ANYONE HIT A FUCKING PENALTY ?
Based Mele.
MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE MELE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LMAO
PEÑAROL ES URUGUAY
MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME MELE MEME
>5 missed penalties in the row
Is this u20 or u10?
Mele MVP of the game.
I can't believe what I just witnessed, one of the most amazing penalty shootouts I've ever seen.
Arsenal better sign this uruguay gk
>>76327240
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>76327240
Thank you meme magic anon
BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO
>>76327456
>missed
Fuck off, those saves were amazing.
noice
>>76327456
the first 8 were good penalties though
If he was taller he'd be in europe
>>76327449
TOP KEK
PORTUGAL IS TRULLY A MEME
Damiani traete a Melle hijo de un tapadooo
If he was taller he'd be in europe
Based PHOENIX
>>76327240
PRAISE MELE!!
APOLOGISE
>>76327524
Not enough flamboyant goalies these days.
>>76327509
Yo quiero a Waller en el medio campo
>inb4 we now lose with memezuela
>>76327552
What are flamboyant goalies?
tengo la adrenalina a mil, ayuda
>>76327570
Kek
E
K
>>76327557
andate a la concha de tu madre mufa
>>76327570
fumate uno para tranquilizarte valorrrrrrrrr
>>76327555
That too, in fact, buy the entire u20 squad, they are already better than >our actual team.
>>76327557
At least we have Bentancur back.
Valverde couldn't play because he had to defend
>>76327601
>el no se madrugo uno para mirar a los pibe
poor form lad
>>76327601
> el no se quedo despierto en un falso asado para mirar a lo pibe
meme benulty definition peeps
>>76327697
>the fatman missed his pen because he wanted Mele to shine
The Madman did it again
we finally payed the price of not taking real strikers instead of this meme nigger shilled beyond belief by benfica's propaganda machine
>le new sanches
>>76324530
Go suck on a dick, PIT-CNT.
>>76324530
Le revolutionary with Iphone faec
This is the first U20 WC thread to reach bump limit.
Shame the US was eliminated, UruxUSA would make a fun thread
>>76327832
That would be based
>>76327449
>a random uruguayan twit
>>76327882
>taking a u20 worldc up this seriously
why
Today only 2 goals from Real Madrid and 2 goals from Barcelona
What did he mean by this? I hope he doesn't get sanctioned.
You never know with fifa and uruguay
>>76327739
King of Burgers and King of Drama!!!!
>>76327994
Vamo peñarol noma
>>76327925
why wouldn't they congratulate the youngsters? can't see anything wrong with it
doesn't happen over there? small country big heart i guess
>>76327925
>Now that my team has lost I don't care about u20 world cup anymore
>>76328000
What an idiot.
>>76328028
I'm just impressed with the amount of urubros here, despite it being a shit hour to watch a game. A U20 game.
>small country big heart i guess
gotta give you that
>>76328000
he made a heart with his hand first and later that. Is he way of Love+Korea, very naive of his part considering that SJW are around the corner
>>76328042
kek I started watching the match at like 70' or so
congrats on your win, urubro
best of luck for the rest of the tournament and may you win the whole thing
>>76328075
my parents get out of the house to congrats the neighbors and put the flag in the window.
Was very funny because my dog was like crazy with my parents happiness.
>>76327739
based Burger King
>>76328108
Thanks bud, but we're gonna lose to Memezuela anyway
>>76328108
thanks portubro, it was a close match and very balanced, it could easily been your win.
>>76328075
Just catched the game cause it went on to extra-time.
What a finish!
Also: What's this ABBA penalty shit?
>>76328144
the FIFA statistic say that the first team to take the penalties had more than 60% of chances to win the penalty shot out so they change the order
First A team then B team, B team, A team, A team, etc. etc. ABBAABBAAB
>>76328144
>What's this ABBA penalty shit?
don't know but I kinda liked the idea, being a casual tennis fan
>>76328139
There was some lack of experience on our part, which is totally expected.
That's precisely the fun thing about youth footy. Players have talent but lack the experience and commit a lot of mistakes, leading to entertaining football (at least until it reaches ET)
Che, a Amaral hay que mandarlo para aca de nuevo, o sino, a la parrilla
>mfw Tabarez will not call Valverde or Bentancour instead of Arevalo Rios, Tata Gonzalez, Lodeiro or Gaston Ramirez
>>76328262
There were talks about Tabarez calling Valverde. I'm sure Bentancur will eat alive the Juventus midfielders, I don't think he'll be called for 2018 though.
Meh we probably won't qualify at this rate.
>>76328262
Arevalo approves
>>76328262
>Lodeiro
He's quite good though
>>76328344
at least you tried
>>76328291
Tabarez will prioritize to give experience to Torreira, Nandes, Guruceaga, Ricca and Laxalt.
It would be very difficult he calls more young players...If we are lucky Valverde could have a chance before the WC.
>>76328370
There's no way he calls torreira, he's never even mentioned the guy.
>>76328394
I thought he was called for the last games of the qualies, my bad.
>>76328344
Please tell me you are severly sleep deprived and smoked some ayy lmao before this post
>>76328556
maybe he is Romano
what did google mean by this?
>>76328000
fugggggggg
it's happening
>>76329414
now that the u20 campaign is over, we portubros are busier doing what we enjoy the most: flinging shit at each other, blaming the rival club for the NT's elimination
i love this country
>>76329608
well at least your compatriots waited until the match was over
look at this primates from Penadoy and Naciomal doing exactly the same and the match wasn't over yet
>>76327434
>>76327408
>>76327453
>>76329608
We do the same >>76327408
>>76327453
>>76329608
I'm surprised to see that Krasimir Balakov took time out of his busy schedule to comment on this.
>>76330532
kek some dads are still nostalgic about him
guy was too good for our league at the time
>>76330618
desu, by local standards, he is more likely to own a pub/tavern and drink with his mates than anything productive, he would have ample time to shitpost on twitter if he bothered to learn to use a smartphone [he might be, not sure what he does now]
>>76330699
Balakov works with the Bulgarian football federation iirc.
At least he was with their NT when Bulgaria played a friendly here 2 years ago, I think.
>>76330727
then he's probably just drinking and fucking balkan equivalent of bundas.