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STANLEY CUP GAME THREAD #3 - White Rural Retards Edition

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Preds up 3-1 end of 2

https://twitter.com/NHL/status/871180946300710912
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Is Murray shook though?

I would say yes
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the kings would booty blast both these teams
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>>76318623
>whiteruralretards.jpg

We prefer 'based southern master race'
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>>76318687
he's giving up rebounds now
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>Predditors win
>threads are shit

Makes ya think, huh?
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>>76318708
he was doing it the whole first period too, they just weren't getting to them
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>>76318719
>Pongs his butt devastated after one bad period

Really engages your cranial cavity, huh?
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preds gonna make it 4-1 early in period

fleury vs murray for monday

i write the scripts and bettboy approves them
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>>76318623
All board report in. /tv/ standing by.
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Explain this my dudes
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HERE QUEERS
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>Rooting for the Preds to reverse sweep just to see /hoc/'s tears and Penfags crying.
Reddit can die next year in the form of the Leafs
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>>76318779
/vr/ representing. Fuck the penguins
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>>76318786
It means “Stop texting me"
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>>76318687
How this twink fairy queer is even a goalie is beyond be

Looks like he voluntarily BTFO hiself every night
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>that commercial where all the hockey greats spell out their names letter-by-letter
holy shit why does it trigger my dyslexia so hard

am i just retarded?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Embed] [Embed]
GO VOLS GO PREDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Embed] [Embed]
GO VOLS GO PREDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Embed] [Embed]


>WE A HOCKEY STATE NOW

>WE A HOCKEY STATE NOW
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did someone actually throw a catfish today?
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>>76318819
He's going to be the next james bond you shut your mouth
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>>76318836
its a shit commercial but you are also retarded
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FUCK SHITTSBURGH HAHAHAHA
REVERSE SWEEP STARTS TONIGHT
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>>76318845
WISH THAT I WAS ON OL' ROCKY TOP
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>>76318750
wtf i love threads about penises and trannies now
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>>76318836
cause they keep shifting around to different players instead of letting them finish spelling their name
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>>76318836
It's bad. Most of them don't even spell their whole names. The Taylor Swift commercial is much better at presenting the idea of getting your name on the cup.
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>>76318779
/biz/ here, took a break from shilling some cryptocurrencies to post here
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Predators should have (pic related) on their jersey instead of whatever the fuck predator they have now
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>>76318779
/pol/ ready to lynch some flightless birds
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>>76318854
Multiple people
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>>76318817
she texted me. I wanna know if I'm getting pus tonight
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>>76318623
>imbying Shittsburgh white trash aren't even worse
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>>76318836
Im not dyslexic but I feel you. There is no rhyme or reason to why or when they switch between people and that triggers my autism
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>>76318794
Learn how to pour a fucking beer.
Are you a teenager?
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>Poongs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Remove] [Embed] [Embed]


GO VOLS GO PREDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
GO VOLS GO PREDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]


>WE A HOCKEY STATE NOW

>WE A HOCKEY STATE NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Remove] [Embed] [Embed]


GO VOLS GO PREDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
GO VOLS GO PREDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]


>WE A HOCKEY STATE NOW

>WE A HOCKEY STATE NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Remove] [Embed] [Embed]


GO VOLS GO PREDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
GO VOLS GO PREDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJayQZeqqI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]


>WE A HOCKEY STATE NOW

>WE A HOCKEY STATE NOW
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>>76318819
The old penguins unis were way better
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>>76318779
>>76318878
>>76318885
/bant/ here someone kill me please
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>>76318907
How new are you faggot
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>>76318836
>tfw no commercials at all
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>Finnish broadcast
Literally who cares
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>>76318907
>he bit
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>>76318895
I’m sorry brother, was just giving you a hard time. I have no idea what it means either
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>>76318779
r/hockey here. HEY, YOU SUCK! lol
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>>76318814
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>>76318915
Honestly this is embarassing senpai
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>>76318961
>>76318961


=3
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>bill on 4th line
rip
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>>76318907
t. teenager
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>>76318779
/lit/ here, Penguins are pseuds
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With Fins, you ________!
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>>76318794
Shout out to my scandanavian bros for facilitating this delicious drank
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>>76319000
>With Fins, you win!
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>>76319000
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>>76318895
Just ask what it means you turd
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>johnny hockey
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Johnny Hockey would have had that
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It's fucking amazing how rare it's been to score on break aways these playoffs. Probably about 12%
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>>76319015
>sid "shattuck kid" or good ol minnesota boy jake n bake guentzel get cups
or
>comfy divisional bros do
either way we win
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>MURR4Y
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SHOOOOOOOOOOK
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>murr4y
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>>76319082
THANK YOU
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>even Smith scoring

F R O S T I E S
R
O
S
T
I
E
S
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PONGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscccccccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>76319082
kekekeke
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MURRAY GOING THE WAY OF FLEURY
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
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THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT BABY
FLOWER POWER TIME
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>gary in the building
>series becomes interesting
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MURRAY OUT.

ITS FLOWER TIME
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IT'S FROSTY TIME
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I HURT MYSELF TODAY.
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Sullivan confirmed for playing 7D parcheesi
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RAPE RAPE RAPE
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comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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UH OH LADS WE GOT A SERIES NOW
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Murray's gonna have a sunburn from all that time under the lamp.
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pongs absolutely exposed

preds in 5
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MURR4Y
>MURR4Y
MURR4Y
>MURR4Y
MURR4Y
>MURR4Y
MURR4Y
>MURR4Y
MURR4Y
>MURR4Y
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>>76319155
really makes you think
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>Josi almost getting a breakaway

I love this meme system
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Fuck you pongs lololoo
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PONGS
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH


I FUCKING LOVE YOU NASHVILLE
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F R O S T Y

T I M E
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I guess you can't win them all, thanks for making the series interesting prods, see you monday
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I GOT YOU STUCK OFF THE REALNESS WE BE THE INFAMOUS
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i told you fucking faggots

4-2 preds sweep in 6 YOU HEARD IT HERE
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>>76319172
forget to take your ADD medication?
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This is how the whole series should have looked tbqh
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Iiiiit's Crosby time (?)
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>>76319174
That shit was beautiful!
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>>76318623
SHITTSBURGH BTFO
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fucking bill oh my god he just stood there with his mouth open
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>>76319181
Which member of the Preds will go back in time and retroactively win one of games 1/2?
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This is my fault lads the penguins blow it everytime I am off work and can watch the game. Don't worry I work through the next two.
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>>76319210
YOU HEARD OF US OFFICIAL NASHVILLE MURDERERS
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>>76319138
This looks like it could be my fucking twin
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>>76319222
>finnish goaltending
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>More fun than the shitty NBA finals
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should just wait until the end of the game to throw it at that point
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THAT'S ONE

THAT'S TWO

THAT'S THREE

THAT'S FOUR

THANK YOU MURRAY, MAY WE HAVE ANOTHER?

HE SHOOTS

HE SCORES

YOU SUCK
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BLACK HOCKEY MAN GUARANTEED IT
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>MURRAY
MURRAY
>MURRAY
MURRAY
>MURRAY
MURRAY
>MURRAY
MURRAY
>MURRAY
MURRAY
>MURRAY
MURRAY
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GRANT MY WISH OH HOLY FISH
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>>76319231
He didn't get his usual intermission hotdogs tonight
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>>76319243
the NBA is a joke
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Who is the TTTTTTSSSUUUUU of this series?
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>Catfish gets thrown on ice in Burg and they need a shovel to pick it up
>Catfish gets thrown in Ville and they pic it up with bare hands
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RINNE
SAYS
NO
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HE SHOOTS
HE SCORES
YOU SUCK
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LET'S GO REDDITORS
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>>76319093
Don't forget Cullen
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>NHL ANNOUNCEMENT
>"working with PETA we are announcing a new rule
>for every animal thrown on the ice by a team fanbase
>we will deduct one goal from this game
>FISHPUCK IS BULLSHIT

plz
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>/hoc/ wanted to go with saros
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>it was 1-0
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>don't drink during games 1 and 2
>preds lose
>drink tonight
>preds win
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>"Who has more fun than people"

Whaaaaa..?
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>were for the city of Nashville
>not Pittsburgh
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preds should be up 3-0 desu
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don't try to chant 3 syllable teams...
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FISH MAGIC HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
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>>76319317
You know what you must do anon
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is this when I go:
HONK
HONK
HONK
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>>76319292
they've never seen a fish in shittsburgh
they killed them all with coal dust and paint fumes.
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>trashville fans initiate meme cheers throughout the game
>shitsburgh is literally a library until their memehorn starts tooting
both of these """fanbases""" are such cancer
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>>76319215
just a courtesy win, or directed by Bettman himself
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>they throw a catfish on the ice after every goal
this is a retarded tradition.

I get you wanted to copy Detroit and make it bigger and better because you're stupid hicks but its really just obnoxious at this point.

Especially considering its just a made up forced "tradition" with no history or story behind it.
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>>76319292
>>
What did Doc say about the chant?
"The rest we can't" something?

Also, what is the chant?
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>FISHPUCK
>FISHPUCK
>FISHPUCK
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>>76319329
grant my wish, o holy fish
>>
In hockey, when a team is ahead,

Why don't all members on the team just make a huge man wall around the goal and let time run out?
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>>76319348
At least trashville is loud.
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>>76319374
It would be extremely painful
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>>76319317
you better get shit faced on monday
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>>76319359
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg
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>>76319329

GRANT MY WISH, OH HOLY FISH.
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>>76319366
you suck, it's all your fault, something mild like that.
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>>76319348
dont forget how shitsburgh fans were booing subban because he went down after being crosschecked in the back of the head. OR the time they booed the refs for like 5 minutes because they thought a shot went in that went over the net.
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Holy fuck, way to embarassing yourselves JUSTburgh
You completely blew any and all series momentum. Fucking 180 degrees.
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>>76319374
hockey isnt real retard it's like the wwe
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>>76319329
GRANT MY WISH, OH HOLY FISH
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>>76319329
GRANT MY WISH, OH HOLY FISH
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Maatta/Schultz was a mistake
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Post your face when you realize Sullivan and the Penguins are

LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY

losing this game intentionally on purpose
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>>76319374
it wouldn't work, and if it did, they'd get called for delay of game or something
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>>76319357
Hey man I saw you at the game and hollered but I don’t think you heard me :(
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>>76319390
UUUU
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>>76319317
I drank during all of the games. I know what I must (continue to) do!
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>>76318687

Nah, just slow ass maatta giving up weak goals like usual.
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>>76319404
They didn't just boo they threw shit on the ice
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preds in my final digit
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>>76319423
ask the shorks bout that
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>>76319433
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>>76319246
MURRRRRRRAYYYYY
MURRRRRRRAYYYYY
MURRRRRRRAYYYYY
YOU SUCK
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
>>
>>76319243
>blowout game
>"yeah but member that guy in 1994. He was so good, man nobody will beat him"
Literally the NBA selling point now and they created it.
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>>76319433
>tfw too intelligent to win
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>>76319467
HE STRIKES AGAIN
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>>76319465
PERDITS IN 5 CONFIRMED
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I can understand sneaking a squid into a game, but how the fuck do you smuggle a full blown goddamn catfish in?
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>>76319433
>>76319428
hmmmm
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>>76319366
“THANK YOU MURRAY, MAY WE HAVE ANOTHER?

HE SHOOTS….HE SCORES….YOU SUCK!

MURRAY
MURRAY
MURRAY
YOOOU SUCK!

IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT”
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>>76319357
It's a Debtoilet loser with a chip on his shoulder

Stay completely irrelevant hockey wise to Minnesota, pal
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>>76319433
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>>76319536
Fucking savage
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>>76319508

In Nashville, you don't, they don't check you

Now the guy in Shitsburgh, that was a masterpiece.
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>>76319508
They strap it to themselves. It smells like their girlfriends
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>>76319508
same way you smuggle anything smaller than a dog.
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>>76319536
Thanks.

That sounds a bit overly mean imo. Murray is a great goalie and betyer than the flower
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>>76319508
the Preds arena staff don't care, Lewan from the Titans literally just brought his in a cooler
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>>76319553
>they don't check you

Next terror attack in Nashville confirmed
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mad swedes
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>Swedish fighting
>>
Who else
>Mr. Meat Market
here?
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>>76319574
but the barbels on a catfish are too sharp to safely conceal in the anus
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>>76319553
absolute madman

>Originally, Waddell planned to stash the fish in his boots. The head made that impossible. So, he created a catfish-underwear sandwich. Regular drawers went on first. Then, the catfish. Then, a pair of compression shorts. Then, a pair of baggy pants.

>Waddell said this is where his cousin, a former Army staff sergeant, helped the most. Once they were in the arena, they knew that they wanted to make their move from the upper level during the second period. After a close call in one section, they settled on the aisle between 121 and 122. There, they ran into two other Predators fans who offered to screenshot their e-tickets for that section, then hang out in the concourse while Waddell made his move.

>It wasn’t necessary. Waddell — with the fish now out of his underwear and wrapped in a giveaway t-shirt — briskly walked down the stairs during a stoppage in play, got close to the glass, and boom.
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>>76319366
It's the best part of preds games, I love it
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>you can "go get it" yourself
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>>76319610

LOL no. Ragheads here get shot.

There's a reason terrorist attacks happen in liberal shitholes.
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>>76319623
that shit gets clipped off before it gets sold at the grocery
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>>76319348
>>trashville fans initiate meme cheers throughout the game

Does it violate your hate speech laws? Does the canacuck need a trigger warning?
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>>76319651
This

Literally name one place that had a massive terror attack that wasn't a liberal shithole
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>>76319661
JR caught his in the river himself
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>>76319617
>>76319611
When swedes get mad, finns captialize.
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>>76319651
>There's a reason terrorist attacks happen in liberal shitholes.
is it because they're more prosperous and have better targets?
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>>76319661
>not catching your own
>>
Jesus Malkin is a cunt
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>>76319682
That's cause no terrorist is gonna attack a bumfuck suburb or retard hick town dingus.
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>>76319696
>actually catching anything when you fish
>not just getting drunk
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>shitsburgh chimping out
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>>76319718
>going fishing
>>
Crosby is a bitch.
>>
Crosby is gonna get suspended right?
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>star players chimping out

I didn't know we were still playing the Ducks
>>
A penalty on Crosby?????
>>
JUST
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>>76319730
>going outside
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>boarding on Crosby
kek Bettman didn't approve of this
refs have gone rogue
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Crosby and Malkin in the box together
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crosby and malkin are shook
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>>76319651
Better stay on alert then bruv
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>crosby and malkin in the box
Got em
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>>76319743
>breathing
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>>76319682
St. Cloud Minnesota is Republican
In fact that's why they have shitskins is that the Democrats in St. Paul are doing 'refugee relocation efforts' but they ship them to red counties to bust the vote up.
Also Oklahoma City.
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>>76319755
>inbred hicks
>>
>Boarding on Crosby
Bettman seething
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>DMX at a hockey game

Man is that white af.
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YAL GON MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND
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PONGS FALLING APART
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S H O O K E D
H
O
O
K
E
D
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SHOOK THE FUCK OUT
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preds in 6
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lmao
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BASED NASHVILLE HOMOS
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>>76319636
That's some pretty good work.
>>
CRYSBY ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>murr5y
>>
>Pongs

WELCOME TO NASHVILLE BITCHES
>>
EMBARRASSING
>NO DYNASTY FOR U
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
MURRAY FUCKING SHOOK
>>
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>
RAPE RAPE RAPE PREPARE YOUR FUCKING ANUS SHITTSBURGH
>>
>>76318623
*breathes in*

HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>
PLEASE DO NOT RAPE THE BIRDS.
>>
Y O U S U C K
O
U

S
U
C
K
>>
PENGUINS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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I like it I love it I want some more of it
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Pens suck lmao
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>crosby in the penalty box
>power play goal
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AND ANOTHER ONE !!!!!!
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MURRAY STATUS:

EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
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it's cute watching all the preddit fans thinking this wasn't

EXACTLY

what the penguins had planned

>the gentleman's sweep
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I WANT SOME MORE OF IT
>>
PONGS BTFO
>>
>Ontarioan goaltending
>>
Get
Fucked
Pittsburgh

HE SHOOTS
HE SCORES
YOU SUCK
>>
>>76319804
both of them are pretty good looking

no homo
>>
>>76319849
fuck I'm thirsty
>>
FLOWER WILL NEVER SEE THE PITTSBURG NET EVER AGAIN
>>
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SUMMON THE CATFISH

PONGS HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE WHEN IT IS ACTIVATED
>>
>>76319844
Damn that thing is ancient
>>
>>76319858
>This level of denial
>>
>>76319329
Grant my wish, oh holy fish

>>76319804
Lmao, those are the only two Shittsburgh fans in the stadium. This was taken after their one and only goal.
>>
>>76319822
If the Hawks/Kings had no argument to be considered a dynasty the Pens definitely don't, even if they win back2back
>>
>>76319887
2004 vintage
>>
That chant is just brilliant.
>>
>>76319858
At least they leave a mark like Ottawa did.
>>
What are the chances Murray is crying with all this bullying?
>>
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>>76319804
>no gold

deport them
>>
Help me understand something /hoc/. How are these Nashville fans cheering without an air horn directing them to do so? It makes no sense
>>
it's all your fault
it's all your fault
it's all your fault
it's all your fault
it's all your fault
>>
Best chant in the NHL
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>>76319913
103%
>>
>>76319864
The city of Ontario
>The city of Ontario
The city of Ontario
>The city of Ontario
The city of Ontario
>The city of Ontario
The city of Ontario
>The city of Ontario
The city of Ontario
>The city of Ontario
The city of Ontario
>The city of Ontario
The city of Ontario
>The city of Ontario
The city of Ontario
>The city of Ontario
The city of Ontario
>The city of Ontario
The city of Ontario
>The city of Ontario
>>
>>76319913
101%
>>
out of all hockey towns to have a chant this based, fucking nashville
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>>76319858
tfw 2 athletic to win
>>
>>76319921
I'm laughing my head off

Gice the south more teams. This is classic
>>
>>76319844
wtf is that person using dos?
>>
>repeating in the cap era
>>
Daley never should've left Dallas.
>>
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>>76319921
>n..no it's not
>>
Friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS before last April
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>>76319536
>HE SHOOTS….HE SCORES….YOU SUCK!
>MURRAY
>MURRAY
>MURRAY
>YOOOU SUCK!
>IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT
>IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT
>IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT
>IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT”


FUCKIN LMAO
>>
>>76319920
it's a fan made chant, afaik some higher ups don't approve of it. Maybe i'm wrong idk.
>>
S E E T H I N G
E
E
T
H
I
N
G
>>
>Crosschecking someone in the face

Pongs are SEETHING.
>>
Could we have another Bruins-Canucks final? Home team wins until game 7 when whopsies we lose lol?
>>
>pongs chimping
classless
>>
Pens chomping out
>>
>all these whites faces in the crowd

beautiful
>>
>>76319844
Kek this is old as fuck, like watching a silent film and then a talkie
>>
>>76319956
he should have retired years ago
>>
>>76319887
>>76319844
The old school jumbotrons in the middle of the arena are comfy as fuck
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>murr5y can only play in a library
>>
Oh look, it's a black player chimping out. Shocker.
>>
>>76319972
you're right, they tried to stop the "you suck" after goals by getting rid of Rock and Roll part 2 but it clearly didn't work
>>
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>the pittsburgh pengoons
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>>76319972

>it's a fan made chant, afaik some higher ups don't approve of it. Maybe i'm wrong idk.

When they changed the goal song from "Rock and Roll Part 2" to "Gold on the Ceiling" they tried to pick a song that didn't facilitate the chant. Can't really do anything about afterwards.
>>
Why can't I hold all these penalties?
>>
>>76320002
kek
>>
>>76319969
http://www.hockeydb.com/nhl-attendance/att_graph.php?tmi=7024
Keep crying faggot
>>
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>>76319992
>>76319999
Here's another old pic I found. When did they stop doing this?
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WWA PONGS FANS?
>>
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>>76319913
Murphy SHOOK THE FUCK OUT the series by the based southern crowd
>>
Isn't there an NHL player with dandruff?
>>
>people are actually surprised Nashville is beating Pittsburgh

They've only completely dominated play for the vast majority of the last 2 games. The final score is obviously king, but sometimes it doesn't really tell the story
>>
>>76319956
>TRADED FOR FUCKING SHARPIE
What were we doing?
>>
>>76319844

>that team NOT winning with Forsberg, Kariya, Vokoun, Legwand, Erat and young Weber
>>
>>76320021

When they had to put up the nets.
>>
>>76320021
Idk I'm a Cawks fan, just looking st the tech tells me it is ancient
>>
>>76319920
It's a slightly more tasteful variant of a common holy chant. Went to university of Kentucky and the same chant was chanted after goals but they'd say fuck instead of hell, those naughty college lads.
>>
>>76320035
fuck off, nerd
>>
>>76319938
It's so fucking good
>>
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>>76320021
like 7-8 years ago
>>
>>76319844
>4chan arena name
>>
>>76320039
Idk the Hawks fucked up too though, Daley never even got a chance
>>
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burn it down
>>
>>76320054
>holy
Jesus Christ, hockey*
This goddamn autocorrect
>>
>>76319913
84.4%
>>
>>76320056
Eat a dick you yankee doodle piece of shit
>>
HAHAHAHAHAH
the pongs

>malkin shook
watch him to drop an n bomb at some point

>Shitqvuist shook
watch him to leave the team and not produce anywhere else.
>>
>>76320039
At least Hitch is back so 98-99 will be repeated.
>>
>ekholm gets 10 for triggering the pongs
wew
>>
Have we reached JUST status yet?
>>
>>76320041
>Trotz
>in the playoffs

glad we got rid of that neckless fuck
>>
>>76319844
I TRY SO HARD, I CANT RISE ABOVE IT
>>
>>76320092
>just in case you doubted they were losing this game on purpose
>>
>muh sweep
>>
>>76320035
We must not have been watching the same games. In the ones they showed here, Nashville killed themselves with mistakes and couldn't get control as a result.
>>
KILL KESSEL

DIRTY FUCK
>>
>>76320124

He looks like the bad guy from Rocky and Bullwinkle

>Moose and squirrel
>>
Kessel suspension incoming
>>
GOON
>>
wew bill
>>
>>76320093
PONGS MAD AS FUCK LOL
>>
>pengoon using his stick in a fight

what a maroon
>>
The penguins are such fucking chimps jesus.

Every minute now.
>>
>>76320066
it's older than that, judging from the amount of fans who are wearing those puke-mustard alternates.

2007 at the latest.
>>
Irwin got some of that hotdog breath
>>
what do the players say to eachother when theyre on their faces
>>
GUTLESS
>>
>>76320142
I think they were shotless through the first two periods of the last game. Just getting memed on by good d most of the series.
>>
>>76320175
seriously you'd think THEY were the team with the nigger
>>
literally a fit of autistic rage lmao
>>
piss on old time hockey
>>
>>76320188

>boys, boys, what's this all aboot
>>
S H O O K

H

O

O

K
>>
>>76320205
PK isn't a bad nigger desu
>>
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>pongs """fans""" would have already been leaving if >their home team was up by 4 with less than 5 minutes left
>>
Kessel is a fat cunt
>>
>>76320188
that is a mighty fine beard
>>
>>76320188
>good job
>good game
>>
This is worse than Burrows biting that guys finger


>pongs having 0 class
>>
worthless goons getting ejected
>>
>we're losing!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>76320113
The Hitch has his work cut out for him with the defense we have now. It's gonna be a few years.
>>
Pongs are being such fucking faggots right now. Take your L and move on to game 4 already, ffs
>>
fucking rekt

preds have dominated every game thus far. is there any way they dont win this in 6?
>>
>>76320221
fucking this
>>
>>76320221
Bu-ut m-mu-muh traffic-c
>>
>>76320188
>what do the players say to eachother when theyre on their faces

also why do they always let some guy stand there holding their shirt or with their arm around their neck when the ref is sorting stuff out
>>
>>76320154
Sure they made mistakes, but pittsburgh made way more and got bailed out by an extremely hot goalie. They kept Pittsburgh from getting a shot on goal for close to 2 periods. If that's not giving yourself a chance to win I don't know what is
>>
>>76320221
>shitsburgh
>>
>>76320258
>not having thousands of people outside of the arena already adding 2 hours to your commute no matter when you leave
>>
>>76320242
That's OK, cause Hitch has got a refrigerated trailer truck to store his snacks in
>>
>>76320245
Depends if Rinne shits the bed again or not.
>>
should be a delay of game f*ckin faggot
>>
>>76320285
This. Rinne just has to play average and perds will win.
>>
>>76320294
>>76320294
>>76320294

OFFICIAL POST GAME THREAD
>>
W E

W A N T

T H E

C U P
>>
>Pongs STILL chimping out

fuck off
>>
>pengoons

can anyone be more shook?
>>
>>76320221
Pongs are a fucking disgrace

The Hockey Gods MUST deliver the cup to the deserving preds
>>
get that last facewash in boys
>>
>pongs chimping out at the end of a brutal loss
POETRY
>>
>Subban talking shit
wew
>>
>>76320245
Pens know how to bounce back and scored 7 past Ottawa after losing. Key is not let them impose their rythm and obviously Rinne playing like tonight.
>>
>crosby literally in tears

ahahahahahaha
>>
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>>76318623
East Nashville reporting in.
>>
you know that they are real "pit masters" because they are FAT AS FUCK
>>
SUBBAN TALKING MAD SHIT
>>
>PK shittalking Crysby and being nice to Guentzel

Love it
>>
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>WAHHHHH WHY WON'T THEY LET US SWEEP THEM?

bunch of fags them pongs players.
>>
FUCK YOU SHITTSBURG
FUCK YOU SHITTSBURG
FUCK YOU SHITTSBURG
FUCK YOU SHITTSBURG
WE WANT THE CUP
FUCK YOU SHITTSBURG
WE WANT THE CUP
FUCK YOU SHITTSBURG
WE WANT THE CUP
FUCK YOU SHITTSBURG
WE WANT THE CUP
>>
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>>76320375
>actually living inside Trashville
>not living in one of the wealthy white satellite cities like Franklin
>>
>>76320425
Jake is a nice boy, PK wouldn't bully him

Crosby is scum
>>
LISTERINE
>>
SUBBAN LMFAO
>>
soft, gentle, friendly, non - hostile reminder....

PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP. PENGUINS IN 5, THE GENTLEMAN'S SWEEP.
>>
>>76320445
>Green Hills
>Bellevue
>Belle Meade
>basically all South Cashville
>Brentwood is essentially a suburb
Lotta moneys in Nashville lad
>>
>>76320487
reminder that without a bizarre review call, the Pongs would be currently deep in the perro caca
>>
>>76320445
Brentwood reporting, buncha fucking trash in Franklin.
>>
>>76320518
Brentwood here as well
>>
>>76320487

>>76320465
>>76320465
>>76320465
>>
>>76320541
>>76320518
>Both jealous they have NO DOWNTOWN
get fucked BRENTFAGGOTS
NO CULTURE
>>
>>76320562
He's right, Brentwood is a bit of a meme. I still like it though. You guys are alright.
>>
Makes me sick how fucking hard the libtard sports media tries to push that nigger Subban just because he's got shit skin.
>>
>>76320607
Assblasted frog detected
>>
>>76320501
>>76320518
>>76320541
>not living in Dickson
>>
>>76320607
No one in the league cares that you watch them play, you can stop now, you don't have to force yourself bud

#PittsburghPenGOOFS
>>
>>76320562
>>76320605
I love downtown Franklin, friend
>>
>>76320607
It's interesting to see how the media outside of Nashville treats him. Preds people like him, but it seems like everyone else loses their mind in either direction and I don't get it. You'll never see anyone in Nashville arguing if he's #4 or #1 because it doesn't fucking matter.

I assume it's just because they're used to covering black athletes.
>>
>>76320651
Me too, me too. I hit up brewfest every year my brother.
>>
>>76320635
>its a the bar is located in a literal trash dump episode
No thanks, I'll watch at a place where I won't contract tetanus
>>
>>76320277
Pittsburgh made fewer mistakes, although they did rely heavily on the goalie. There's no excuse for the 5v3 power play Nashville allowed in game 1, and they took 6 minutes more penalty time in game 2. Pittsburgh patiently set up plays with high odds and got away with it, and despite the stats, Nashville got bogged down with poor opportunities and lack of followthrough. One great scoring chance is worth more than a dozen shitty ones. It wasn't until tonight that they managed to deny Murray the ability to control the positioning and puck when it got in close, which is vital to racking up a high score.
>>
>>76320740
>not wanting to live in a place where rednecks hang old mustang engine blocks from trees to show off to their neighbors

Cityfags are really missing out
>>
So what do the Capitals need to win the Stanley cup? If Bäckström is given C, will they win or do they need a canadian captain?
>>
>>76320667
All four of thier d men are solid and have thier strengths, kunitz even said it's like 4 Karlsson (varying here n there). Subban needs to mature a bit as he grows older and I'll tell you know it will significantly improve his play, even though he significantly already has
>>
>>76320864
I remember when he came he said that he had to change his mindset because the team didn't need him to do as much as Montreal did. Ironically it seems like he's been more defensively responsible than before even though the system is more offensive minded than the one the Habs played. There was a learning curve but I don't mind him at all now.
>>
>>76320667
Preds fan here, I'm actually not big on Subban. Our power plays during the regular season were really bad due to the fact that he isn't great at holding the puck in the offensive zone. Which is ironic because he is very skilled at handling the puck.
>>
>>76319329
Grant my wish, oh holy fish
>>
>>76320977
He played like Weber would, ironically.
>>
>>76320997
That didn't happen much after he got back from the injury and it might have just been that holding him back somewhat. His shot selection is really bad though, he almost always shoots into one of the forwards.

All the talent is on Josi's unit so I think they just kind of throw the second one out there to see what happens.
>>
>>76320977
Exactly, he doesn't feel like he was to create plays on his own anymore, he's surrounded by much talent now. Plus this is a great way like you said to sharpen his defensive play, he's playing with some great guys for that.
>>
I paid $2.5k to go to a game where the Penguins lost.

FUCK
>>
>>76319329
GRANT MY WISH, OH HOLY FISH
>>
>>76320997
I think that is because of nerves, I think he's in his own head too much, along with loving the spotlight which doesn't help at all, guy needs to get rid of the limelight love and just zone in on hockey period
>>
Murray

E X P O S ED
>>
>>76319984
This this this. Goddamn, /hoc/ in 2011 was the shit. 'Nucks even went up 2-0 too.
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