/afl/

>>76316991
>>76317552

Very good posts.

Lads here is a list of artificial clubs that should merge or fold

1. Gold Coast Suns
2. West Coast Eagles
3. GWS
4. Adelaide Crows

>>76318175
>no poort
>no hawthorne
Terrible post.

>>76317552
Cringe

>>76320131
I can see poort, but hawthorne are a big success on and off field.

Maybe, the dogs and saints?

reminder that you're not really living life unless you're injecting meth and fucking hookers condomless

>one game on today
>4:40
>two irrelevant clubs
Epic

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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>>76316991
top 4 right here

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>>76321759
Freo by 10

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who /dabloos/ here?

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>Muh Gil Conspiracy
Yeah shut the fuck up dickhead, up the doggies.

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>Conspiracy Check

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

>cant tip soccer
>cant tip tennis
>cant tip why he is considered a menace

>>76322088
Adam Goodes has really let himself go after his retirement

>LE FUG LE BOONGS XDXD

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Good thread, lads.

who /can'twaittoseeRCBTFO/ here?

>>76324234
I see it every week m8

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North bigfooty board makes for great afternoon reading

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>>76324109
Is Damien Monkhorst the most "Collingwood" Collingwood player of all time?

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nervous lads

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Time for some HEAVE HO UNNA

Who here 5/5?

just woke up lads

here lad

>>76324455
Up since 4:30am and watching live sport the entire time.
Grouse day desu.

>>76324455
Same

>cant tip sports
>cant tip horses
>cant tip why theres so many divorces

>Pies
Should've gone to Specsavers

>>76324482
Juve frog posting wog detected

>0.4
>Collingshit

two bad teams

Freo are fucking SHOOK but luckily Megpis can't fucking kick or the game would be over already

>>76324482
were you watching Rocket League too?

How close is rugby to American football?

>>76324599
OUT OUT OUT

A GOAL LADS, WE FINALLY GOT ONE

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>>76324607
Make me

>>76324599
It's American football minus any of the strategy. It's literally just meatheads running into each other for 80 minutes and possibly the dullest sport ever conceived.

>>76324628
So Australian football is not the same as rugby?

>>76324642
They are nothing alike mate.

>>76324628
t. Victorian faggot

>>76324647
Is it easy to get in to Australian football?

So suddenly we've lost all our pressure.

>>76324664
Yeah not terribly difficult if you have good base fitness. The skills you can pick up easy enough, being able to read the play and getting your head around the rules will be the difficult part.

>>76324653
>all Victorians are melbcucks
'No'

Basedbane tbqh lads.

>Collingwood hasn’t beaten Freo in Perth since round 23, 2011.

This is exactly the kind of stat that makes me believe >we will fuck it up and lose.

Collingwood should literally be 4 or 5 goals up

>>76324808
>should
The key word, they better deliver next quarter.

Stomach won't stop rumbling m8s

>>76324808
This. If they had have capitalized on Freo's shit starts the game would be over by now. >We are middle of the table pretenders at best a 9th-14th side

>3.5
get the rope

GREY
R
E
Y

>4.1
>3.5
Classic Collingshit.

Whatever Freo did to their midfield it's doing wonders, quit fucking up Pies

PendleGOD

ANYone got a stream for the only fucking game on today?

>>76325020
vipbox.nu

>>76323113
disgustingly white

I hate how most of the Dockers player have that greasy hair tied in a bun thing going on, it pisses me off and looks like a stupid trend. Do girls even like that? It looks pathetic.

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>>76325057

>>76325064
>Do girls even like that?
Yeah because when they aren't playing they let it out for that "shaggy surfer boy so rugged but cute" look

Also in Perth they literally have to do nothing else but play AFL to be drowning in pussy so why get a haircut?

>The city of West Australia

>>76325111
Western Australia is a state mate, you mean the city of Perth

>>76325111
West Australia isn't a city....

>>76325111
>"West" Australia
>a "city"
I'd ask if you have a brain but being a tripfag it's a useless question

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>>76325064

they're probably going bald

>>76325156
KEK just go bald honestly who gives a fuck, I have a great hairline but have always preferred a crew cut or to shave my head

>>76325178
>just go bald honestly
>I have a great hairline
go fuck yourself, you don't have a malformed skull like me, you're not balding at 21, you don't have a bald spot at 21.

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>>76325294
It's ok lad, let it all out, I know this topic causes much pain.
>tfw you go to the hairdresser and ask for a super close number 1 cut
>tfw she asks "you know that's really short right" and I say yeah
>tfw you see her get wetter as the hair comes off and after the cut she's rubbing her hand over my head while saying "you have a great shaped head for this cut"

>mfw

Looks like the umps have their money on the Pies

>>76325352
That Walters one was disgraceful

>>76325352
Meanwhile freo have gotten away with 2 blatant holding the balls in either 50

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Rebuild soon lads

>our shitcunt slack, lazy, soft midfield isn't winning >us shit

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>>76325331
>y-yeah hello c-can I g-get a buzz please?
>haha y-yeah I know it's short
>fap to the thought of a woman touching and speaking to me when I get home

>>76325448
there is no need to be upset with me my malformed skull having friend

>>76325417
Just need to throw big money at one elite midfielder for next season and get rid of Priddis.

Naitanui, Vardy, Shuey, Gaff, Yeo, Mitchell (maybe) and 1 more gun player should make your midfield good enough to push for top 4.

Is Jamie Elliott confirmed gay yet?

>>76325459
Gaff has played like shit recently. Shuey is incredibly inconsistent, but good when he is on.

I want to fuck Jamie Elliot's boipussy desu

>>76325459
Worried about the palm tree desu. Mackenzie went from Rance tier to Zac Dawson after his year off and there's no guarantee that nico will any different.

Simpson needs to think up a new attacking strategy because whatever he's doing isn't working.

>>76325479
His disposal has fallen way off this year. It was the only great part of his game. Probably on the verge of being dropped.

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>Wells injured
I'm so suprised

greenwood is fucking garbage, literally one good season with north

Is Treloar elite?

>Elliot goes down leaving Megpis 2 down
I like this script

>>76325622
All Moore now

kek

KEK

K E K

>Hill
This is what I hate about aboriginal players

>12.10
>12.14
I'm /heaveho/ but both of these cunt teams deserve to lose

>>76325625
Nice call mate

>>76325637
>implying Burgoyne, Wells, Buddy or any of the Riolis would have missed that
Hill is just shit

How much time left?

>>76325700
6:04

>Fyfe in the ruck
N E V E R E V E R

>>76325707
Cheers.

>Dockers going to steal the win in the dying seconds
They might be a boring team, but they tend to have the most exciting wins.

Has Fyfe done anything this game? Went fucking missing as well as Neale and both Hill's for the most part. Pies want the ball more at every contest even being 2 men down

>>76324777
What did I tell you cunts.

>>76325735
He just dropped a mark that resulted in the sealer for Collingwood.

>getting outrun by a team with 2 players down

>>76325752
an away team no less. Hating my unna's today

The absolute STATE of Poopoolity Poock

>Collingwood now only a single game outside the 8
Buckley has turned them around. Outside chance to make finals probably.

>>76325763
did he tip wrong (again)? I've got the cunt filtered

Who 3/6
And who /idiot/ for only being this mediocre this week

GG Megpis you cunts wanted it more, if you kicked straight in the first it would have been a blowout

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When did you guys think Ross "the BOSS" Lyon would win a premiership again?

>>76325780
How? 4 were absolute gimmie results.

>>76325785
>again

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Damn, and they play Melb next week which they simply haven't beat in ages.

>>76325800
Tipped fucking Crows even though Cats were obviously going to do it, no idea why honestly but never again at Simonds ffs

>>76325800
>you in charge of reading comprehension

>>76325735
ross rotates the midfield too much, worked for a few weeks but seems to cull any momentum players have. neale went from 30+ touches a game last year to 20 this year.

>>76325885
Why he didn't throw Mundy or Walters into the forward line for a good length of time is beyond me. I always knew >we were just gonna be making up the numbers and be a middling side with so many clutch, close wins already I guess it's eventuating now

>>76325903
really frustrating to watch, absolutely no tackling pressure or defensive run it seems. every game the opposition can just simply walk the ball out of any congestion with no problems

>>76325928
Exactly, no pressure and they just racked up uncontested possessions and chipped away until they got a good option

>>76325810
To be fair, we hadn't beaten the Hawks or won in Perth for the entire tenure of Bucks, yet it's only been since 2015 since we've beaten the Dees.

But it will be tough, especially with Elliott out.

>>76325940
yeah it's unbelievable how they were 40 uncontested marks in front and yet no change was made

>Got 6/6 and 1 off the points margin
>"Wow maybe I won the Sportsbet 5K!"
>Literally 12 (twelve) people got 6/6 + perfect margin.
>:/

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>>76325955
Yeah man I feel it, if you look at their 3 close wins as actualy losses you start to see the type of side they really are this year, just hope they can keep getting games into the young guys that look good and go from there.

>>76325971
>Tipping Suns
>With a betting agency
How much have you lost for the year?

Hey guys, my mate is a really salty Eagles fan. Can you please send your best Eagles memes my way please?

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>>76326187

>>76326272
Kek.

>>76326157
I don't gamble. You have no reason not to tip with a betting agency, its like a free lottery ticket but with better odds :p

>>76325774
5/6. Seems like leejun failed my weekly Sunday test again.

who invited the old man?

>>76326508
>MUH TEST
COULDN'T
TIP
A
CANOE

Is there anything more pathetic than refusing to admit you're wrong, then covering your mistakes with saying those wrong predictions were 'tests'?

>>76327562
Yeah, being too stubborn to admit you failed a simple test I've been dishing out each week.

>>76327624
I've never followed your tips. You're a deadset liability.

Tipping wrongly, then changing your tips to a winning team after a match is done and claiming the OG tip was a 'test' is one of the more pathetic things I've seen on this board.

Why so quiet fake RC you pathetic fuckin mong?

>>>/int/75664032

Tipping Master™ here. 4/6 for the week. I'm going to blame the higher than usual humidity for causing my '04 Monte Christos to unfurl in their canisters. That was a solid waste of cash to be frank. Cigars aren't a worthy investment.

RC did nothing wrong.

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>>>/int/75664032
this is just autism mixed with old /sp/ pasta mate

Real Elite God

Reality God on tip god watch

Who here /itc/

Couldn't
>shoves handful of twisties into mouth
TIP
>yanks 2L diet coke bottle and chugs half of it down
A
>sweats profusely as he goes into his "fuck reality cunt" folder and frantically scrolls down to select untippable.jpeg
CANOE!
>Slams fist down to click post and then breaks down and cries all over his keyboard knowing he has failed yet another test and will never amount to half the man that Reality Christ is

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ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY

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What is /afl/ doing for Foundation Day?

I've drank some export tinnies and will be heading down to SOTA fest later on.

Brisbane's percentage is as bad as my penetration only strike rate

>>76326187
>salty
>meme
I fucking hate this general sometimes.

>>76347830
never heard of it

Fremantle are the /good guys/ and they will meme themselves into the top 4.

Gold Coast and GWS still don't feel like they belong in the AFL. They seem so manufactured and fake, anyone else agree?

>all 95 tips correct so far this season at my local football club
>did "tests" just to throw the others off
On all 24 occasions where the tip I "chose" appeared to be wrong, all those occasions were part of my 24 tests.
Bow down to the real tip GOD (me).

>>76349009
BASED

Things Reality Cunt can't tip:
>footy
>cricket
>soccer
>rugby
>handegg
>any sport
>who is destroying his spirit
>who stole his Muslim spouse
>the toaster into his bath tub
>a canoe
>the chair out from underneath him
>breakfast
>his Indonesian ladyboy enough money
The only thing he can tip is his scales before he breaks them.

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Goodbye cheeky $8, you will be dearly missed. Nah just kidding, made hundreds on crypto, no biggie. Pretty sure Hawks are gonna fuck up again.

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>get out there for your 200th game
>chimp out and start throwing punches
>ruin the whole occasion and cop 1 week out
What did he mean by this?

checking flag please ignore

>>76349345
wew

>>76349345
>>76349358
Hmm

>>76349360
hmmm

>>76348720
Understandable

I assume your state also has its founding day as public holiday?

>>76349861
No, I had to check what day it is and turns out it's tomorrow kek,

Tip God

Royalty Christ on elite tipping watch