What went wrong?

He's a high test male

>>76315130
100% teuton.

nothing. she's probably awesome.
just because someone doesn't photograph well doesn't make them a poor choice for a mate.
she probably does sexytime things for him that we don't even know about yet, then cooks his favorite food and finds awesome rare shows on netflix. and she knows all the good youtube channels.

>>76316010
Lol

>>76316010
She's fat, man. He needs help.

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>>76316010

>>76315130
I'm trying to think of a joke about passing sideways, somebody help me out

>>76316541
everyone has their little preference.
one buddy of mine sought out deaf chicks cause of the noises they made in bed - primal, loud, singular outbursts of pleasure unlike anything else out there.

>>76316714
>one buddy of mine sought out deaf chick
Where does one even go to find deaf chicks, anyway?

>>76316781
the national college for the deaf was a few subway stops away from where we lived at the time.
they have the same needs as other college girls. an underserved market, if you will.

>>76316844
Lucky him then

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ugly girlfriend = no confidence

>>76316977
but that's my point - find an aspect in women that makes you happy and go get it. beauty isn't everything.
>>76317038
i saw moneyball too.

>>76317095
>find an aspect in women that makes you happy
I like chicks peeing on me, where would I go to get that.

There's literally nothing wrong with having an ugly wife if you're a successful footballer. They won't cheat on you because they can't do better. And you can freely cheat on them because they won't leave you and steal your money if they find out (because you're leagues better than anything else they could get). They'll also go out of their way to please you via other means because they know they can't keep you with their looks alone. Plus every girl will inevitably turn ugly when they grow old and have kids. You may as well have an ugly wife to begin with (for the afformentioned benefits) and fuck a stream of endless younger girls on the side.

Only literal cucks want other people to think their wives are attractive.

querpass-toni is just the biggest pleb in the world
he wins the cl and goes home to fuck his ugly cow wife and listen to schlager and 90s soft rock

>>76317129
start with craigslist. be direct. there will be a freak in your metro area looking for the same thing.
dive bars. tap your glass and make an announcement that you want to get peed on by a woman. the worst that can happen is they ask you to leave.
a know a guy who loves giving anal to chicks. he'll walk up to every girl in the place and tell them that he wants to give it to them up the butt. and most nights he's successful.

>>76317220
well said and all true

>using pics from 4 years ago

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>>76315130
looks fine by me