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If juve and patetico face each other in a final, who wins?

I really really like this image

>>76311754
Top kek

>>76311801

I don't, I feel sad for that bear who will never reach the apples.

>>76311797
Real Madrid again

>>76311797
Real Masdrid could come and get the cup

Juventus? More like JUSTventus

>Cholo the cuck

>>76311797
they faced each other in the group stage last year or so, easily the shittiest game in the last 12 years

needs more 2000s Valencia another team to lose two finals by playing defensively
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Boggles my mind that a club like jewve still don't have a decent striker.

>>76311993
Lucas Perez is available

>>76311993
The experts on television literally masturbated for hours about Juve not conceding a goal against Barca. Still obsessed about defending the peninsula from invaders.

>>76311754
good one venancio

>>76311801
It's all yours friend

I'd love to see Simeone at Juventus and them keeping Higuain. Would be comedy gold

>>76311993
which ones are available?

man all these jokes actually make me feel bad but sp is for banter, cant really complain

Did anyone notice Khedira on the fourth goal? Can you imagine selling your best midfielder just so you can play three strikers and a 58-year-old comatose Khedira who basically gifts your opponents goals?

'perro caca'

>>76311993
I'd gladly take Messi and Ronaldo for 30 Millions each :^)

No seriously who the fuck would you buy?
Levandowski?
Suarez?
Icardi?
Belotti?
Morata?
We can't get those.

Inb4 some "Premier" League "striker".

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>>76311754

>>76312300
Pookaku

>>76311914
>yfw Valencia also lost to Madrid

>>76312300
Edin Dzeko is tearing your league apart so try him. Another 75 mio though.

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>>76311754
For me, its Juventus Bucuresti

>>76312300
I'm simply suprised that a big and succesfull club doesn't seem to manage to get their hands on a good striker, or even a young promising player. Besides why wouldn't someone like morata be an option when he already played at juve.

>>76312837
Because it would be stupid to offer more than what we already offered and was refused after we made him.

And Morata isn't a pure striker either.

Name a striker that we could possibly buy that could lead us to the CL title.

>>76312946
Anyone that is for sale right now. Lacazette would be pretty good in my opinion.

>>76313125
>Ligue 1
No.
We should have gotten Cavani but PSG doesn't sell players.

they should buy Aubameyang.

too much monies though.

>>76312300
Insigne

>>76311754
>dybala

He's next messi, goym !!

>>76311797
>patetico
My sides were not ready

JEWentus should end the career of all the old thieves in the defence.

MARCELO was the goat up to 90'

Jewentus defence was, as always in europe, a shit.

fuck you jewentus #finoalconfine

>>76311840

Dude, you know that's a madroño, right?

>>76312394
>>76311754
Someone please do Schalkentus

>>76313614
>mangiariso

It wasn't the strikers, just outplayed midfield.

For me, It's Patetico de Turin

>>76311754
No grapes on that tree for that fox

>>76312946
Just buy the number 9 from every big youth brazilian team. Surelly one of them will be good enough for 2 years

At this point we should just fuse the teams and attempt to win next year and keep half a trophy each.