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SF:Ty Blach hurls first career shutout on Friday
PHI:Ben Lively to make MLB debut on Saturday
SEA:Nelson Cruz (hand) returns to Mariners lineup
SEA:Mariners place Segura (ankle) on 10-day DL
SF:Pence (hamstring) could return this weekend
LAA:Angels ink Michael Bourn to minor league deal
TOR:Aaron Sanchez (blister) to throw again soon
ARZ:Taijuan Walker (blister) won't start Sunday
TEX:Rangers designate Sam Dyson for assignment
LA:Justin Turner (hamstring) runs the bases Fri.
PIT:Gregory Polanco (ankle) back in lineup Friday
BOS:Eduardo Rodriguez (knee) placed on DL
>volquez no hitter after 6
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jints
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in b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals pants guy and Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy.
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Pants
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>>76311173
Holy fucking dogshit! A Jints fan appeared. I can't believe such a rare specimen would be present. I could have sworn they all became Cub fans.
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>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my ankle hurts
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger
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>>76311319
Another excellent post, Daddy.
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>>76311357
I'm not DG. But I'll accept the compliment. Thank you. Faggot.
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> Derek Jeter came to South Florida this week to continue his pursuit of buying the Marlins and dined with Marlins president David Samson at The Four Seasons, according to non-baseball people who observed them.

One associate of Jeb Bush bemoaned how Jeter wanted total control, which had a major role in Bush exiting.

Jeffrey Loria has high regard for Jeter - and he will have every chance to close the deal - but Jeter still hasn’t been required to give definitive proof, in writing, that he has the money to get the deal done.

And the Tagg Romney group, which also hasn’t given definitive proof, remains in contention and still has a chance here.

http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/barry-jackson/article154245079.html
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>>76311439
Ha ha ha ha New York always wins. We will ruin the Marlins so we can move them to NYC so Brooklyn can have a team again.
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>gib #5 starter and set up man nao, gotdammit
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STROS
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>>76311465
You'll get Fat Albers and fucking LIKE IT. GAWD!
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>>76311500
Old Bay told me to tell you he think's you're the dumbest trip on the board. What do you want me to tell him back?
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>>76311439
Does anyone give a fuck?

Sincere question.
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>>76311557
Thank you.
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But what if I get suspended for three games for inciting a bench clearing brawl?
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>>76311500
I've personally seen you switch who you root for
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>/nfl/ tripdrama
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>>76311586
What if I just SHIT A WALK-OFF BAAAAAAAAWMB?
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>>76311588

No you havent.

>>76311590

this
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>>76311572
yes. people hate loria down here. they are going to throw a parade for him when he leaves.

>volquez through 7

should I make a thread?
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>7 IP

This can't be happening with a man on a hobbled leg
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>mexican dhs bat 0.217
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Break out the rye bread. Ian Desmond.
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>>76311515
He has a 1.29 ERA. I have to think that won't last.
>pic related. it's his wife.
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>>76311696
>>76311696
>>76311696
marlins vs d'backs
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>>76311669
Matt Albers is so fucking ELITE that he will bring his ERA down to a NEGATIVE number.
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March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:
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First for Red Sox fucking sucking. They are the true internal 4th placers
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ROYALS NO LONGER IN LAST PLACE
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White Sox fans are the most loyal on the board.
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Wtf who is that goofy Milwaukee nigga that just came outta the bullpen like Tom Cruise in Mission impossible lmoa WHO IS THAT?
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literally didn't even know volquez went to the marlins until right now
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The streak had to end sometime.

At least the Giants are losing to the phils currently
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>>76311778

I dont know what the fuck happened to cueto but he needs to cut it out
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>>76311778
As bad as the Giants are they have multiple reasons why they are better than you.
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>>76311719
I don't believe it's possible to have a negative ERA, oghkay
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>>76311778
>giants
They are so fucking irrelevant they don't even matter.
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Did you guys hear? Adam Jones and Machado own the Red Sox?
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>>76311813
No it's like this Mike. When they make an appearance, every strikeout gets scored as a run for their own team.
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>>76311240
I'm an Orange Duck /a/ fan but I fucking love these Phillies anime cat drawings. What are these called and how can I get some for the Ducks?
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>>76311808
>head to head matchup
>Padres lead the season series 4-2
Lmoa
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>>76311750
is it autism?
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>>76311866
But the rings? Aren't you forgetting the rings.
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>>76311908
Actually I think it's co-dependence. They are in an abusive relationship with their team and as such they stay loyal to them.
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>DOUBLE PLAY

LADS TURN ON MLB NETWORK BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENING
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>>76311750
>fans
You mean art enthusiasts?
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Whoops! Looks like that vaunted Jays offense has been shut down by a literal who pitcher and the Yankees bullpen!

Good thing too because I was just starting to believe in this team. Thanks Yankees!
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>>76311924
That was in the past. The future is now friendo. Even year dynasty was amazing though
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so how will Volquez fuck up?
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>>76311960
That's pretty much what they are. That and battered housewives.
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>>76311952
Not really. I've been in those relationships. Sox fans are different. It's a matter of pride. Actually you know what. You are right.
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>3 outs away
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The Mets will turn it around.
You'll see. You'll all see.
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>>76311997
no mattingly will take him out with one out left
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>>76311966
Poor Biagini. (is that how you spell it?)
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>>76311966
don't the yankees have a good bullpen?
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>>76312045
It was really good for about a month but it's been alright since. Not bad. Just not crazy good as it was.
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>>76312009
>>76312002
I feel sorry for whos fans. They deserve better. Meanwhile the actual good teams have shitbag fanbases like the dodgers and cusb.
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>Edison Volquez no-hitter on Yordano Ventura's birthday
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Grilli can sure serve up some juicy meatballs to go with his grilled cheese sandwiches.

>4(four) solo home runs in one inning

I feel bad for him because I think he might be done. No movement at all on his fastball. Too bad.
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1stros
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>>76312156
It could have been much worse. He could have given up 8 HRs.
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>>76312018
Suuuuuuure they will. I've heard it all before.
>matt harvey will come back stronger than before
>gsellman is elite
>cepedes isn't hurt bad
>thor's mechanics are fine
>matz will back soon
>jay bruce is the missing offensive piece we need
>good to have jose reyes back
Just give up
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Why are Smoak and Morales our best hitters? Why do we have one of the best bullpens on paper but are still bottom of the division?
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>of all people, edison volquez
is it habbening
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>>76312188
They will eventually then crash and burn again.
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>the state of arizona professional sports
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GO CUBS GO BACK TO BACK CHAMPS
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>>76312199
Because you guys started like doodoo and have to work extremely hard just to make it to .500. You're at a major disadvantage.
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>>76312213
They've already crashed and burned. It's just a smoldering pile of ashes now.
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>>76312199
Mets got the best on paper and Thames and the other dude are better hitters
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inb4 volquez HBP
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>the miami marlins putting their entire no hitter into the hands of edinson volquez
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>>76312332
was waiting for this
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weeeeeeeeewcincy
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>inb4 error-catcher's interference-walk-dinger
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>>76311859
It's an Awoo, and I make the edits
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APOLOGIZE

RIGHT

NOW
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APOLOGIZE.
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>>76312520
>>76312522
Did he do it? Did he really throw a no-hitter?
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>someone throws a no hitter
>...in the ninny league
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>>76312520
>>76312522
I'm sorry about your unfortunate hairline.
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FUCKING AT BAT WONT UPDATE
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>dbags

Is it all downhill from here?
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MARINERS!
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HE DID IT
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>>76312548
he literally threw a no hitter
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>no hitter on sub 100 pitches

Impressive

Too bad this literally doesn't matter in the season for the Marlins
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>>76312199
its the shitty start. plus you play in a division where the other 4 teams are all good teams
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a no-no AND a Maddux is pretty impressive tbqh
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Is it weird that the marlins have 6 no hitters and zero cycles?
>>76312610
thats like the first complete game by a marlins pitcher in like 550 games

>marlins are hot right now
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>>76312637
>Is it weird that the marlins have 6 no hitters and zero cycles?
no
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>>76312637
>Is it weird that the marlins have 6 no hitters and zero cycles?
rockies had that issue to it'll change eventually
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*goes on a 18 game hitting streak*
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>>76312522
Christ that hairline yeikes
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>>76312637
No hitter
7-3 in their last 10, still 9 games under .500
wow it's nothing
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Is he legend?
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Is Edinson Volquez, dare I say it, better than Clayton Kershaw?
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>>76312694
He is now Brazil.
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>>76312720
>is x better than le balk manbaby crying meme man?
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volquez really hit 99mph in the 9th?
God bless him. I actually cried in WS game 1 when he was pitching and he was the only person in the world unaware of his death. Good for him.
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>>76312720
Depends on your definition
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>>76312720
well, he does have a ring
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>>76312749
Superior to
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That's now another pitcher who has thrown a no-hitter before Madison Bumgarner
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>>76312744
>the only person in the world unaware of his death
ok now THAT is impressive
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>>76312786
That's nothing. Cap Anson was dead for 89 years and pitched a 2-hit game in the 2011 World Series.
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Playing MLB The Show 10 and see if I can get into baseball.
I just want to understand the rules to play with the Japanese colony near here. Looks fun!
Thank to everyone who recommended The Show to me.
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>>76312775
>last year
>phone pops up
>'NO HITTER ALERT'
>'a mad bum is pitching a no hitter against the d-backs'
>i'm like
>'yea'
>check tv
>'oh, it's on 7-1 fox sports'
>seventh inning or something
>he fucks up
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>>76312816
The fact that I knew it was Derek Holland worries me
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>>76312855
>learning baseball through videogames focused on fast balls instead of watching baseball animu with meme pitches and meme junk balls
>wants to play with japbros
Which city, anon?
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>TGOKB has been dead for years but he is skill attributed to FG/XP kicks in games he has never been seen at
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>When your team wins despite trying it's hardest to lose
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>>76312855
You're a fucking pedophile bro.
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>rags
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>>76312920
>>76312920
Red Sox vs Orange Ducks game thread
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>>76312911
Yay?
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>>76312897
W-what anime? Please tell me.
Guarulhos. A friend of mine is a baseball fan and invited me. I am going to pratice a little and after I'm joining in a fun match.
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>Edinson Volquez's no-hitter was the @Marlins' first CG in exactly 3 years (6/3/14), ending a 480-gm CG drought, longest in #MLB history
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>demolish the phillies 10-0
>next day nobody can hit until the 9th inning and the bullpen implodes again
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>>76312932
We actually won a game, mucho yay
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>>76312855
>>76312897

Is baseball not big there among the natives?

is it just a spanish colony thing down south?
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this is so sad
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>>76312938
Lmao cry more.
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>>76312970

they speak portugese in brasilia

different kind of colony
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>>76312970
>Brazil
>Spanish colony
Not only are you an ignorant piece of shit on baseball but world culture and language as well. Please log off.
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>>76312974
Nice attendance, dweeb.
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>>76312970
São Paulo and Paraná has tons of Japanese immigrants, so baseball is popular there, and also in Santa Catarina. Where I live, people dig volleyball instead, even though we are mostly italians. No spaniards in Brazil AT ALL, and they seem to hate us for no reason.

>>76312933
Oh anon, get ready for a serving.
Major (cartoonish), Ace of Diamond (long-going anime, manga goes for more than a decade and still sells well, kind of memeish) and Ookiku Furikabutte (just amazing).
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>>76313022
>>76313007

I asked if baseball was just a spanish colony thing

implying that brazil is not a spanish colony

Why the fuck can't you spics read english if you're here?
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>>76313061
>>76313061

>spic
I'm speaking English =\
and that a simple mistake
maybe,
>you should chill the fuck out
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>>76312970
>Is baseball not big there among the natives?
No. There are fans in SP, where Japanese people live. Baseball, American football, NASCAR, and other sports are not big here (and I think in any place in the world, except for Baseball in Japan).
>is it just a spanish colony thing down south?
What the fuck? Well, I don't think baseball is popular even in Spanish colonys. I have never been in one and I don't know much about them.
>>76313061
>implying that brazil is not a spanish colony
That's like saying Mexico is a British colony...
>>76313043
Thanks, anon! Do you play baseball?
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>>76312974
>could have seen a no-hitter in a great seat for probably like 20 bucks
fuck man, i can't laugh at bad attendance like that, it's just too depressing
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>>76313061
Why would baseball have to do with the Spanish at all? You're a fucking imbecil. God damn uncultured piece of shit. Knows nothing about baseball. Knows nothing about 5th grade geography or word language. I would be surprised if you have a job at all with this little intellect. Next time just shut the fuck and try not speak you tried to get into a conversation you know nothing about.
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>>76313157
>>76313157
Astros @ Rangers
>>76313157
>>76313157
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>volquez pitched a nono on yordano's birthday
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>>76313135
Nah, nowhere to play. Did you know there's a batting cage/baseball bar in São Paulo capital now? Might be a good place to train and watch some games, check it out.
http://www.segundabase.com.br/arena-beisebol-o-novo-point-do-beisebol-e-softbol-em-sao-paulo/
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>doyers
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>>76313185

lmao

>>76313135

Jesus fuck you're so mad.

We need a spic support group here it seems
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>>76313061
Brazil was never a Spanish colony
>texans
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>Dodgers "Elite" bullpen

Massive firesale incoming.
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doyers pls i thought we fixed the bullpen ;~;
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Brew Crew just went back to back grand slam-solo HR
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>>76313061
Hueston education everyone.
>i was just pretending to be fucking stupid
Kek
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>>76313220


>the Texas Institute of Completely Unaware Retards
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>>76313246
Doyers missing the playoffs this year. Rearm and retool.
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>>76313274
>>76313268
>>76313223

Literally no idea why you're all so mad.

They dont speak spanish in Brazil guys!!!
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>>76312522
didnt know george jefferson played baseball
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So harper wants to join the cubs huh
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Somebody screen cap this disastros idiot and make a collage of his damage control
>"LOL SPICS LOL"
>"LOL UR SO MAD"
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>>76313296
It's just common knowledge that Brazilians speak Portuguese
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>>76313256
its chris hatcher

overrated as fuck bullpen

he always finds a way to fuck up I don't even blame fields
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>>76313220
Texas is a Spanish colony.
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>>76313300
That joke is so old it literally broke a hip trying to reach my computer. I like it.
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Can we stop talking about Brazil and speak about baseball?
Anyway I suck at bat in The Show.
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>>76313323

Does that make them not spanish?

>>76313330

Wow no, its french
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>>76313356
No? that? makes? them? Brazilian?
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>>76313296
>>76313296
Should Texan resident need to show a high school diploma before logging on the internet??
>licenses ?
>fee/taxes ?
>mandatory wall building labor force ?
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>>76313382

Are you trying to tell me Brazil IS a spainsh colony?
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>I was seriously just pretending to be retarded but really why are Brazilians not Spanish? They're Spanish.
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>>76313409
>>76313392

Ahahahaha I actually like this
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>>76313392
Hey, I'm a Texan and I'm not stupid. No I don't live in Austin.
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>>76313408
No I'm just to informing you that Brazilians speak Portuguese
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Pirates @ Mets gamethread where?
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>>76313331
>>76313331
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>>76313447
Make one and we might jump the bandwagon.
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>>76313292

Yeah te pitching staff is just garbage. Hopefully there will be someone willing to take the bullpen and Rich Hill.
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how can anybody like disastro shitposters? you're fucking cancer.
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>>76313431
>texan
>not stupid
I'm skeptical.
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>>76313444

Wait so they aren't a spanish colony like I said??


CAP THIS

Brazilians speak Spanish
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>>76313479
I wasn't born there, I moved there.
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Can we just ignore that "Brazil is spanish" poster and talk about baseball?
Please, help me get more into baseball!
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>>76313506

then technical you're not a Texan
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>KNBR Giants Post-Game Wrap

>>Duane Kuiper: Nobody flips a bat better than Odubel Herrera
>>John Miller: I can't wait 3 years from now when he gets to face Hunter (Strickland) again!
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>>76313501
You make me ashamed to be a Texas Tech alumnus.
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>>76313465
>>76313292
Dodgers have the best pitching staff in baseball though lol. The best bullpen in the NL by a lot. And a top 2 bullpen in baseball overall. It was a bases loaded from Hatcher and a solo from fields. Are you guys just pretending to be stupid or what? Before his the Dodgers bullpen allowed 3 runs in 32 IP and were scoreless for 22IP. Take it easy there shitposters.
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>>76313520
Come here >>76313436 and I'll help ya. Get your adblocker on for some streams.
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>>76313541

>this was the final snapping twig
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>>76313520

watch some games, read up a little on it, watch field of dreams and the sandlot
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>>76313541

Stfu spic, go back to brazil and make tacos
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Rockies win!
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>>76313567
Literally who?
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>>76313547

>What is collapsing?

Holy shit you're retarded, the Dodgers have skidded the past 5 games and show no signs of being able to hold off decent hitting.
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>>76313548
>>76313556
OK!
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>>76313501
I will assume that there are Brazilians that speak Spanish, but I am positive that there is a very high percent of Brazilians who speak Portuguese
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>>76313557
Are you autistic? Sincere question. Do you enjoy being humiliated?
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>>76313596
mining out fit near Aurora
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Thanks for keeping last place warm for us Royals...

;_;
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>>76313610

Wait so they ARE a spanish colony?

Well I guess I'm retarded

>>76313612

It turns out they speak spanish in Brazil mang
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>>76313626
Don't forget: you're there forever.
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>>76313610
I've never saw more than 5 people who speak Spanish in my whole life.
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Hunter Strickland has a new target to seethe over since Odubel herrera bat flipped him
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>>76313567
Look. It's Mr Fairweather. Look at him. Look at him and laugh.
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>>76313605
The Dodgers have had the best bullpen in the sport of baseball over the past 220+ games. Dating back to the #1 bullpen in MLB for the 2016 season. One bad game is collapsing? Are you just hating to hate or are you just stupid?
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>>76313605
you seriously believe the dodgers are

collapsing?

this has to be your first season I will not take hurr im pretending as a response
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>>76313645
According to google, Portugal colonized Brazil

>>76313660
Porra
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>>76313648
Feels so bad man.

So bad.

why cant they just be good? Why cant we be allowed happiness?
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>>76313697

So it's not a spanish colony?

Damn I'm smart as fuck
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>>76313661
He's going to buy a ticket to a Phillies game and plunk him from the stands.
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>>76313645
Damn you're stupid. I hope somebody caps all of this and make a collage of your damage control. You could have just been like "oh lol my bad I'm stupid as fuck" but you have stretched this out to something that is just not even funny. It's just stupid. It speaks to your intelligence.
>>
why no mlb tonight? i was looking forward to comfy baseball chat with my coffee
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>>76313697

According to Google, Hot Mom's want to find my hard rod and fuck all night

Interesting
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>>76313701
>>76313626
a-atleast you have a team you can go to the ballpark and watch a game
and eat hotdogs and peanuts
>literally crying here
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>>76313744

Good god cry about it
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>>76313701
You won a World Series this millennium. Cusb "fans" had to wait over a century to see them win one.
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>>76313742
I want him to plunk doobs, and for Doobs to just batflip and walk to first
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>>76313772
I'd take you with me, Brazil. We can watch baseball together.
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>>76313680

Are you watching the same fucking game I am?
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>>76313729
Wait was your original post implying that Brazilians DO NOT speak Spanish?

>>76313750
Sunday night is always meme baseball movies

>>76313762
Are you sure that's google?
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>>76313805
Daddy doesn't watch baseball. He just reads box scores.
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>>76313813

It was implying Brazil is not a spanish colony, so they do not speak spanish
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I got ATL v CIN going to extras
FOX in Baltimore
and I'm /comfy/ as fuck

>I an't even speak Portuguese
>>76313850
you should STFU, now
like, long ago
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>>76313805
Respond to this post >>76313673
Best bullpen in baseball for 220 games but they're collapsing for one poor inning in Milwaukee caused by Christ Hatcher? Really? And your responce is "lol no". What are you even doing?
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>>76313813
Dude. It's Saturday. I was worried for a second.
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Dodgers really look like they could use another starting pitcher desu
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>>76313772
>>76313775
How fucking sad and pathetic is it that I as a fan have to go with the mantra that bad baseball is better than no baseball...
>>
>Drew Storen
Braves Win
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>>76313893
I got one gently used Bartolo Colon. You can have him for FREE. I know his ERA is a little high this year, but he's on a not so good team. Put him on the Dodgers and his numbers will drop, I promise. Just take him please.
>>
>>76313885
No but he lives in Australia and I totally know that it's Saturday where I live
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>>76313893
>he lets the bitch drive.
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>>76313923
>>76313923
it is though

thirst is thirst...
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>>76313866

No can do hombre
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>>76313875

That was Josh Fields who gave up the Grand Slam you idiot. That proves he cannot be trusted in close situations.
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>>76313893
Who is paying his salary? Certainly not LA. How much will that old dead fuck cover?
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>>76313947
ok, can we start talk about one of the games then
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>>76313532
>>76313661
>>76313742
>>76313779
We laugh, but it may happen. Strickland had the same look he gave to Harper 3 years ago.
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>>76313942
Yeah I know that is true. but its still so sad.

I put my heart out for this team everyday. I had a shitton of errands to run today and I would always have my phone following the game. Even when migo blew it wide open to be 6-0 I still stayed in my car in the parking lot listening to ed and dj until the end of an inning before going in the store.

and I get nothing at all in return. I get worse than that, I get yet another fucking blowout from this pathetic team.

it feels so bad
>>
>>76313981
No worries. He has Buster Posey to protect him.
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>>76313972

Fuck the rags

STROS SCORE!!!!
>>
>>76313948
He owned the third lowest bullpen ERA in the sport of baseball. He wasn't responsible for those runners. He was charged for two homers. Just one poor inning. You're absolutely fucking stupid. Sell everyone right? Because the best bullpen over the past 220 games had one bad inning in Milwaukee? Should they have DFA'd Kershaw after he gave up 4 runs and 3 homers one two starts ago? What is actually wrong with you? You fucking idiot.
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>>76314004
This is why loyalty is bad and being a bandwagoner is good.
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>>76314024
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>>76314004
Baseball is suffering. We've all been there.
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>>76314024
He has a 'stay away' edict. Bochy himself admittedly pushed Posey away from the scrum last week.
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>>76314049
but I bandwagon all the worst teams...
>>
>>76313948
it was chris that walked 3 straight batters and one bad pitch by fields

you are still trying to deflect the fact you stated the dodgers are collapsing because of one inning

you are a serious retard
>>
>>76314084
Hrs a pussy nothing more
>>
>>76313939
>He doesn't understand how cameras work
>>76313956
Well now that the Dodgers are collapsing they gotta go all in one last time so they're desperate
>>
>>76314140
Dodgers are more likely to get Greinke back and pay his ass 150 than to pay verlander whatever the fuck he's owed and give up top prospects.
>>
>>76314140
>He doesn't understand how cameras work
It's not a fucking mirror you waterhead retard. Unless that's a British car, which I doubt, the bitch is driving.
>>
>>76314049
t. Rockies fan
>>
@76314112
Defending an idiot with insane judgement and motivation. The idiot deserves what he gets by himself.

The idiot gets traded soon.
>>
Braves just walked Cozart and now Votto is up with the winning run on 2nd

lets go Votto baby
>>
The classic "I won't respond to you but I'll respond to you"

Fucking ridiculous.

Buster Pussy is a pussy. Simple as that. A bitch.
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That was stressful
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>>76314187
>>
come on doyers
bring this back
>>
>>76314277
Rem is trash.
>>
>>76314305
Bellinger has this
>>
>>76313173
and its jeffrey loria being the stereotypical jew too. trying to make money whenever he can
>>
Detroit scores 4 in the 8th as hitters burned Brad Goldberg.
>>
Gody draws a walk
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>>76314305
>>76314384
ok Taylor has this
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>>76314291
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>>76314384
kid is a god but >>>walking in a run
brewers really earned this loss if they blow it
>>
????
>>
CHRIS TAYLOR IS MY FUCKING NIGGA

HURRRRR TAKE THAT FUCKING COLLPASINGYOU STUPID FUCK
>>
>>76314390
Oy vey
>>
fucking brewers
>>
WOW CHRIS TAYLOR!!! HAHAH BREWSHITS
>>
Guys I thought the dodgers were collapsing

where is the collapse?
>>
Jesus fucking Christ Counsell, how the fuck do you keep Torres in the game after he walks in a bases loaded run

absolutely horrible managing, you deserve to lose this game goddamnit
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Where are you now you fucking retard?

>Thinking the 3rd best RHP of this generation would let someone else drive his car
>>
WE LOVE IT
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>>76314508
He's the second best of his generation. First is Felix. Second verlander. Third Greinke.
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>>76314507
ok but on the other end roberts fucked around with hatcher too and it cost them badly
race to the bottom as far as managing goes today
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>>76314553
Shut the fuck up already.
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>>76314549
You're 100% right
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>>76314553
>he still shows his face
oh god you've been blown the fuck out just go and pretend to be a cockies fan
>>
Bet even front row Amy got wet on that one.
>>
>>76314652
I'm a GIANTS fan though.
>>
well, at least the >rags are >ragsing
>>
>>76314424
how did he hit a 5 run home run
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HAHAHAHAHAH
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>>76314652
>>76314678
but i'm a doyers fan and i'm not sure who you think i am?
i dont really follow tripfag drama etc
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>>76314709
They sneaked an extra baserunner behind him and scorers are too autistic to notice so they score him as a run anyway.
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>T-they'll become the collapstros a-any day now
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>>76314750
Oh so you're that pessimistic piece of shit? Fuck off. Your daddy left you because of this very reason.
>>
>>76314794
t. 2011 Braves in early september
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>>76314807
you definitely don't know who i am lol
my only other posts like this whole week are
>>76313256 >>76312597
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>>76314891
You're that insane fuck from Watts who keeps challenging me to a fight, aren't you?
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>>76314736
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>76314917
no sry, check "missed connections"
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>>76314891
>best bullpen in major league baseball for 220+ games.
>one bad inning in Milwaukee
>bullpen is broken
>sell everyone
Epic fucking meme
>>
>>76314932
This is a person's life, not a game.
>>
>>76314962
nah i dont think the bullpen overall is bad by any means
but if you leave a questionable guy out well past where he's starting to blow it it can turn into a problem
hence the other post
at least roberts doesn't do it that often
>>
MATT ADAMS IS ELITE
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>>76315026
Majority of managers leave a man who has so far produced if they give up a walk or even a run in a one run game

maddon does it , roberts does it , hinch does it

you said the team is collapsing because of it and now look like a big fucking fool
>kenley records another save
the biggest fucking fool
>>
>>76315128
i literally never said the team was collapsing
>>
So glad I stuck around to watch that grand slam.
>>
>>76312155

What's Lil Wayne doing with Earl Sweatshirt?
>>
>dodgers give up runs
>/mlb/ goes insane

>dodgers epic comeback
>/mlb/ schleeps

Couldn't.
Make.
It.
Up.
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>>76315291
I went out to look for you. You weren't home so I left you a note. It says: Hello! Do you love the Dodgers as much as I do, Daddy?
>>
Atta boy Edinson
>>
>>76315361
He done it.
>>
Astros
Twins
Yankees
Red Sox
Indians (?)

Nationals
Dodgers
Rockies
Brewers
Cubs
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>>76315549
Once again, Rem is trash and unfit for the Barves.
>>
>>76315585
I don't even like Re:Zero it was the only Braves image I could find that was anime related
>>
>>76315585
>Rem is trash
therefore she's perfect for the barves
>>
>>76315650
Okay then. Go (Gwinnett and Rome) Barves!
>>
>>76315669
>We
aren't
trash.
>We
are comfy.
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>>76315733
>>We
>aren't
>trash.
>>
>>76314112
I'm not contesting your opinion, BUT Strickland is persona non grata for his actions. Almost everyone in SF wants him gone.
Hey Nats! What would you gib for a true-to-life-'Hunter-Strickland'-batting-cage-target?
>>
>>76315862
Hate all you want, but I am happy with us sucking.
>>
How scared is /mlb/?
>>
>>76316367
I've never been scared of the Dodgers ever. Not once.
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>>76316367
Why worry when pic related exists?
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>Yordano's birthday
>Volquez nearly wrecks his ankle on the first play
>Volquez throws a no-hitter in less than 100 pitches
>Royals win
>the guy that replaced Yordano gets the win
>that guy is Jason Hammel
>Jason Hammel had a quality start
>and got the fucking win
>Jason Hammel

This is some voodoo magic type of shit, isn't it?
>>
>>76316367
This image makes (Me) mad enough to turn this whole god damned thread into a Kershaw general
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>>76316536
>>76316483
>>76316429
Pissing in your boots yet?
>>
>>76316656
see
>>76316483
>>
did literally anyone expect chris taylor to be this good?
>>
>>76316656
Not even a little dribble.
>>
>>76316709
The Los Angeles Dodgers have literally 3 (trés) General Managers, that's 1+1+1.
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>>76316709
not the Mariners
>>
>>76316891
You could field an entire league of players traded from the Mariners who went on to be better for other teams.
>>
>>76316919
think they could beat the mariners in a 7 game series?
>>
>>76316941
Easily.
>>
>>76316709
Looks like he worked on his shit and something clicked for him similar to Justin Turner.
>>
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You now remember this
>>
Is Judge already the best hitter in baseball? I'm being 100% serious, he makes it look effortless
>>
>>76317537
He's alright. He's got big fucking shoes to fill though so I'm going to wait a bit before declaring it.
>>
>>76317537
Remember when New Yorkers thought Robert Gsellman was elite after 7 starts? It's kinda like that.
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>>76317537

> not even 200 wRC+
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>>76317645
Don't forget Shelley "Mantle Jr" Duncan
>>
Do you guys remember Gary Sanchez?
>>
>>76317568
I mean, im obviously being a tad hyperbolic, but I think he has the potential to be generationally good.

You can't pitch him inside, he can reach outside because his arms are like 4ft long and he can hit to the whole field almost at will. I guess he's massive though so an injury plagued career is entirely possible/probable
>>
were the 4 homers off Grilli all in a row?
>>
>>76317781
I believe so, but I'll have to check the footage.
>>
>>76317781
3 were
>>
>>76317811
damn. not a Yankee fan, but it would still be cool to have that happen again, with a no-hitter on the same day as well
>>
>>76317745
He would be exposed in the NL against premier pitching and bullpening. That AL Least is a fucking pitching disaster. Good player just vastly easier competition is what he's facing.
>>
>>76317665
I half expected Jose Altuve to be higher on that list.
>>
>>76317537
His giant body will break down very quickly. Knees first. He made a routine diving catch today and rolled around on the ground in obvious pain. I've seen that catch made a thousand times with out so much as a wince. He'll never last 2 seasons unless they DH him immediately and even then won't last 5. .
>>
>>76317957
Well then he better turn into an all time great during those 5 years.
>>
desu i'm glad there are no muslim baseball players

imagine how they'd respond to be called a faggot by Pillar or hit by a pitch from Strickland

GOD bless AMERICAS pastime, BASEBALL
>>
>>76318025
hear hear. keep the quran out of America's pastime.
>>
>>76318025
>From Islam to I Slam: rays minor leaguer bursts onto the scene with his explosive bat
>>
>>76318025
Boy could you imagine how explosive a Muslim would be, at-bat?
>>
>>76318083
>America's past time
>dominated by spics
>burgers clinging on to Kershaw and Trout's dominance as their only white spectacles in the sport
>both play for cities ran by Mexicans

Tip top cuck.
>>
>>76318163
CHI
>>
>>76318163
except those two are the best players in the game, dicknuts
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>>
>>76318163
>dominated by spics
LOL Not by Mexicans. Y'all steal everyone's glory like the taco eating faggots you really are.
>>
>>76318285
Maybe.
>>
>>76318146

>Slam-adan: Mohammad's 9th inning slam puts Pirates over Brewers
>>
>>76318666
>>76318146
>Ramadan Bombathon, Hakim Abdul Sadiq and the Phillies hit 7 home runs to beat Nationals
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>>76318704
>>76318666
>>76318146
Stop being bigoted
>>
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>>76317536
>
>>
>Machado has been shit for an entire month
>hits a homer
>H-HE'S BACK GUYS!

Machado is fucking garbage
>>
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Some overweight umpire was literally yelling at an Ivy League graduate and MLB Gold Glover and I was literally shaking.
>>
>>76318820
Bad Autismus is too young to be managing a team, he should be playing for one lol.
>>
Mystery solved, guys
>>
>>76317957
No doubt. He is already having knee problems. After the catch into the stands at Boston earlier this season he had to wrap his knees in ice after the game. He is 25 right now. I give him 2 more years of good defense in right field. Then 1 year of average defense. Then 1 year of bad defense and he is permanently moved to DH at the age of 30.
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mariners?
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>>76318893
Suck.
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>>76318810
>hideki will never come back
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>>76318902
Ms btfo
>>
>>76318893
>tfw no gamethread
>tfw Segura is dead for 2 months

feels bad Ms bros
>>
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>>76318893
here
>>76318972
>>76318972
>>76318972

>>76318902
Rude
>>
>>76318947
He's in a better place now: retirement.
>>
>>76318163
see
>>76317665

the only pig latin players on this list are sano, ozuna, correa, altuve, cruz, rendon, and garcia

the rest are American as fuck

6 of the top 10 are White

4 of the top 5 are White

the best hitter in each league is White

the 2016 mvps, cy youngs, ROTYs, and AL manager were ALL White

the voters had to give one award to that MUTT dave roberts to keep the diversity fags happy and in check, but the real winner was another White man: joe maddon

we still reign supreme because we ALWAYS have and ALWAYS will
>>
>>76318951
>>76318990
It's not rude if it's the truth.
>>
>>76318666
holy shit, is Satan behind these posts?
>>
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RIP Jose & Yordano
>>
I was literally about to post that Craig Kimbrel is the best reliever in baseball and then he gives up a run
>>
>>76319260
he still is
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>>76318990
>THAT ASS
>>
>>76319316

what ass? that basic college slut is flat as a board m8
>>
>>76319288
JJ Hardy is about to tie the game with 1 swing though
>>
>>76319288
>>76319370
One run turns into two
Two into three
Three into four
and four into 30-3
>>
>>76319370
Seth Smith**
>>
>>76319336
>what ass? that basic college slut is flat as a board m8
Don't tell me you like those cellulite-infested walrus tushies. Give me a nice, taut, ass anyday over that shit.
>>
>>76319429

there's a wide gulch between that "ass" and the disgusting fat chick shit you're talking about

get some taste, scrub
>>
>>76312425
>Awoo
Thanks for the meme knowledge. Nice job with the edit, really looks like its part of the original art
>>
>>76319336
Nigga, you plebs have confused thicc with any ass that is filled with cellulite. A well shaped ass fat ass > well shaped ass > fat ass anyday of the week. Don't confuse the latter with the foremost ass B.
>>
>>76319462
You have no idea what you're talking about if you think her ass is flat. Given her size, that's a juicy booty.
>>
>>76319316
>>76319429
>>76319505
>>76319531

i knew yall were the sad virginal type but this is just pathetic
>>
>>76319260
To 2 righties, no less. He's done.
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35-22, faggots

We can't be stopped!
>>
>>76319599
Uh...lmao?
>>
a fucking smug duck
>>
>>76319577
>Damage Control
lol gtfo this thread you queer ass nigga, and take your projection with you
>>
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>red sox win
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>>76319599

lmao nice Dodgers hat, I see this "ese" is definitely "banging" with his "homies"
>>
>>76319662
Cool bro.
>>
>>76319577
Oh so you preferring a certain type of ass means you're not a virgin but when people prefer another type of ass they're virgins? Fuck out of here.
>>
All y'all motherfuckers bow down to the greatest team of all time: the 1899 Cleveland Spiders. We own baseball history.
>>
>>76319829
t. a literal spider
>>
>>76319829
>it's been 145 years since the last Leaveland baseball championship
>>
>>76319919
nice meme, it's been actually 87 years
>>
>>76319973
>>76319919
118 FUCKEN YEAAAAARRRRS ACHKCHUALLY

but hey - they got there and lost which must count for something? Right? Right?...... RIGHT????
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I wonder how many records in baseball will never be beat because of players in the early years of baseball wouldn't even make it on a A level team today
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Too bad today's version of Edinson Volquez didn't show up in 2014 when the Pirates willingly put their entire season in Volquez's hands by starting him in the NL Wild Card game.
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>>76319683
You mean homos
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>>76320088
probably all prior to about 1930
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>>76318734
dying
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>>76319829

BEANEATER FOR LIFE
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Astros win

40 - 16

GG >rags
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>>76320234

They're gonna win the WS aren't they?
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>>76320088
Most of the dead-ball era ERA records won't be touched because the competition were part-time mail men on 30 day contracts to fill in roster space. Who cares at this point. We hold live-ball ERA records to a higher standard.
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>>76320088
>tfw could have been a pro baseball player if only I'd have been born 100 years earlier.
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>>76320164
Me too.
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>>76320246
>They're gonna win the WS aren't they?

They gotta EARN IT
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>>76320248
And the game itself is wholly different compared to now. You just can't compare them even if you gave them the same level of physical training and conditioning.
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>>76320246
inb4 they beat the record of most wins in a season but choke in the playoffs
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四十勝!
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>>76320547
四十勝!!!
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>>76320547
>>76320597
>Houston fans.
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>>76320613
>Anonymous shitposter
Obligatory counter-altuve love post senpai
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>>76319829
goddamn i'm shook

this nigga knows whats up
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I read some stuff about the expos

Most tragic story in baseball ?
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>>76320720
They were deserving of that fate because the league would be a lot worse if we had two Canadian franchises.
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>AL West right now
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I love each and every one of you, and I hope all of your teams win the World Series this year :)
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40 wins brehs
9 in a row
feelin pretty good right about now
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>>76321027
9W streak
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>tfw your team shits the bed two games in a row at home
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>>76321161
Losing a game in where Kershaw starts is nothing to be ashamed of especially when he gets 14 strikeouts.
Today's game was practically a gift though.
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>>76320984
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>>76318146
I'm glad you thought my post was funny enough to save it, my friend
>>
Wow, Pooholes with a salami for his 600th dinger
>>
Story book dong for Pujols' 600th
>>
Miggy>Poojols
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>>76319599
/mlb/ meetup
>>
Congrats, Poopshit. I definitely don't miss all those dingers you hit at Wrigley.
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>>76321531

tag yourself i'm yellow braids guy
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Smfh /mlb/ doesn't even care about alberts 600th dinger
>>
>>76321202
We were up by 1 in the 9th against Kershaw. We had a great shot at picking up a W against a future Hall of Famer
>>
Pujols used steroids
>>
>t___s
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>>76321587
Calm down mo'Lester.
>>
>>76319599
looks like DG and his friends
>>
>>76321638
He's not that good.
>>
>>76321638
No not really
>>
based pooholes, also ervin santana meme finally dying

Just giving up dingers though so his babip is still .150, he's going to crash fucking hard
>>
David Ortiz>Albert Pujols
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>>76321897
both are roid babbies
>>
PUJOLS DID IT
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I despise poo holes but that's quite an accomplishment if we're being honest
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>>76322153

i'm never honest
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mike zunino just hit the 7th grand slam in baseball today
come up with mlb.coms shitty pun filled headline before they write an article about it
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>>76322153
someone webm that shit for me, didn't see it
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>ywn catch a milestone home run then be invited to the announcer's booth to talk about it on air and give it back to the hall of famer who hit it after the game
>>
>>76322222
>yfw zack hample gets it
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>>76322199
"The Great Zunino seals a historic evening of baseball"
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>>76322222
>>
>>76322222
Please tell me it wasn't Zach Hample
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>>76322222
>that was a nice catch
>th...th..thanks
>y...you too
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Josh Donaldson will be a free agent in 2019, when he will be 33 years old.

He had already peaked in 2015 and I doubt he'll get over 200 career home runs.

What will his baseball career look like after the 2019 season, will the Blue Jays re-sign him, will he return to Oakland? Or will the Red Sox sign him out of desperation, if not the Sox then who?
>>
>>76322222

knowing myself, i'd be hammered and slurring with glazed eyes
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>>76322234
>>76322311

It wasn't him, it was some random Angels fan
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>>76322371
Good
>>
>>76322222
>give it back
lol
>>
Lol
>>
>>76322167
........hey waitasecond

>>76322207
Pretty sure they'll have it all over mlb.com within minutes. I'm just relieved he didn't hit that one at MMP.
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Fucking double LOL
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Now that the dust has settled, is the ball juiced?
>>
What if an outfielder has caught his 600th HR ?
>>
>>76322343
Seattle. They will sign him and make a big deal about how they are contenders now. Then you will look at the standings in June and they will be in 4th.

Again.
>>
>>76322468
>>76322437
>8 NL pitchers had lower ERA's than the best AL pitcher
what did they mean by this?
>>
>>76322501

AL pitchers don't get to face a free out batting ninth every night
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>>76322494
Sounds just like the Mariners!
>>
Why would you take that bad bait
Like n*wbies who reply to that Costa Rican like come on newbie
>>
>>76322501
go compare the position wide batting stats for DH and NL pitcher
>>
>>76322536
Then why do 6 of the top 9 slugging belong to NL ballplayers?

Would you say that the AL has both interior hitting+pitching?
>>
Babby league punching up at the bigg doggs again, oh man this is the best episode of /mlb/
-Patrick Starr Voice (SpongeBob)
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>>76322468
lmao, especially number 7
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>>76322478

of course it is
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Elite "American" "League" XBH leaders.

Such athleticism.
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>No-Hitter
>Most Grand Slams ever on a day
>Pujols #600
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>>76322468
Hendricks is such a fucking meme
>>
wow coño mis disculpas a la liga "americana" por dudar de su pertenecía ofensiva. Mil disculpas a la liga mickey-mouse. Tienen toda atención.
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>>76322222
What's it worth, lads?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUw3yqIFH-X/?taken-by=zack_hample&hl=en
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>bought a new shirt at Macy's before a family party tonight
>baby blue, kind of effeminate but fit me well and nice material, thought it was a good buy
>figure I am a confident heterosexual that can rock this outfit
>saw my second cousin for the first time in five years
>first thing she said was "so what do you do for fun in the summer, go to fire island with your friends?"
>tfw it was so sincere and she thought she was just being friendly to her gay cousin
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Congratulations to the best hitter in MLB history not named Hank Aaron on getting that 600. PUJOLS is the MAN.
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>>76322967

> not banging your sexy, sufficiently distant relatives
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>>76322675

>NLfags trying to claim superiority
NL is the babby league
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>>76322956
$400 mint for that rare gem
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Mike Trout will be out for a month with a thumb injury, his first trip ever to the DL, he is 25, and he is still going to have hit 200 career home runs by the end of this season.
>>
>>76322967
I've fucked girls wearing rompers nigga. You much on that extra gay tip. It must be your posture or the fit.
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>>76323047
Fuck off with your machismo, dg.
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>>76322956

not worth the shit crumbles hanging off it after i use his stupid fucking face to wipe my filthy ass
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>>76323035
Now, which league has more championships in that timeframe?
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>>76323116

youre mom

fagboi
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>>76315511
Dodgers-Rockies-Diamondbacks*

the NL West will beat the Nats for the League Title
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>>76323121
I'm sorry, what was that? Did you just say "National League has won more world series since my arbitrary starting point of 1997"?
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>>76323116
they're even
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>>76323116

11-10 AL
NLfags eternally BTFO
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>>76323141

no, i said

youre mom

fagboi
>>
new>>76323181
>>76323181
>>76323181
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>>76323083
Where did you ever get that impression? You probably wore gay shorts or had poor fit on your trousers. Your posture and body language tells a lot. I have a throwback Brooklyn dodgers powder blue jersey and I still fuck with my skinny jeans lol.
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>>76323035
wow I didn't know NL was that bad
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>people don't understand that NL teams are at disadvantage in AL parks because they don't have a DH on thir roster
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>>76323166
Um do your math again
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>>76323394
the DH is just an atrocity though

and I'm saying this as an Oakland fan, if a player can't use a glove and a bat, not either or! both, if they cannot use both then they shouldn't be on a big league field, baseball is a defensive game
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>>76323394
yeah and we should do away with this disadvantage and throw away the DH
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>>76323529
But then fatasses like poo holes and Sandoval would have to retire
>>
>>76323024
I fucked my 2nd cousin after a family reunion. Really good sex
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>>76314978
This.
I know that it's just the way that life goes and that there have to be winners and losers, but I can't help but feeling a little pain in my heart when someone gets fucked, even if it's somebody on the team opposing mine.
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>>76318163
Shut the fuck up, you savage. I want you to know that all Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Venezuelans, and Dominicans in this country hate you, your poor excuse for a culture, and the way you misrepresent other Latin Americans. Go back to your semen slurping sport. Kicking a ball into a net is all you can understand with your primitive brain.
>>
"I dedicated this game to Jose Fernandez and Yordano Ventura," Volquez said after the game


why do spics glorify degenerates who get themselves killed through their own recklessness?
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