/hoc/

So we all agree that Oilers - Ducks series was the pinnacle of these play offs?

>>76310521
Ducks/Preds was better since the Preds actually fought back, Oilers simply got memed on

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>Byzgalov has arrived in Nashville
Post yfw Pens lose the cup to Bryzgalov

>>76310521
>Implying it's not when Blackcocks got swept

>>76310631
>>76310780
Nothing will top >it was 3-0

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check'em for preds in 6

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>>76310835

THE PEKKA DIGITS HAVE SPOKEN

PENS BTFO

Lads I got boarded in beer league this morning and my back has never hurt worse in my life - what do?

>>76310521
Ducks vs Preds were a lot better.. Much more physical and intense
>Ryan Johansen

Sens v Pens were pretty intense too

This final overall is pretty disappointing.. can still change though
Hoping for a physical, fast game with Rinne not giving up soft goals left and right; to actually make it exciting

>>76311010
Relax, don't do anything unnecessary

>>76311010
If it feels bad enough that you're scared then go to the ER, trust your instincts.

But if it's kind of shitty but not that bad then just rest and see if it gets any better. Go to your normal doctor next week if it doesn't.

>>76311093
>>76311211

i guess I have an excuse to lay around all day then

I hade sloppy joes for the first time since I was like 10. Why did I like them so much as a kid? Do taste buds change, because I'm upset since I feel like I wasted a perfectly good lb of beef

>>76311375

Yeah, the older you get the less you like sweet and the more you like bitter. Notice only children put ketchup on their hot dogs.

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>>76311418
Ketchup on hot dogs is exclusively for grown men

reminder that mustard is objectively a reddit cuck normie condiment and ketuchup is for patricians

>>76311462
>>76311488

Repulsive.

Mustard and diced onion or death

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>>76311505
hola reddito!

preds in 8

>>76311516

Have that exact hat

Who is the John Scott of hockey?

>>76311602
Tanner Glass

>>76311529
huh...hey wait a minute! you tried to trick me!

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Post your chew of choice for tonight

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>>76311919
and

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>>76311919

why is thread dead? fucking playoffs tonight bros

>>76312136
too many days between games

>>76312136

Pens haters are an hero

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>>76311933
>red man

the fuck? Are you that much of a redneck? How have you found and successfully operated an electronic computing device with full access to the internet?

>chew

Fucking nasty

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>fangerang

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>>76312307
normie

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>>76311919

>>76312369
>giving yourself mouth cancer for no reason

wew lad

>>76312481
>implying they wont have a cure

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>>76311919

>>76312480

That looks classy as fuck

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>>76311919

>>76312491
>implying ((they)) don't already have a cure and are holding it back to kill off dumbasses

double wew

>>76312369
Chewing is objectively the most disgusting habit someone can form.

>>76312588
no one is forcing you to, judgemental anon

>>76312588
correct but bullying is also wrong

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>>76312261

That could well be the next thing for hipsters to culturally appropriate from the rednecks if it didn't sound so racist.

>>76312526

It's a well cultured gentlemans choice. This however is the literal symbol of white trash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqbf-KmFeUc

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literally an hour till puck drop friends

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>>76312797
guess I'll clean my room, too anxious rn

Country music is fucking gay shit

>>76312797
Longer than that, it won't be until 8:20

Vaping > redneck inbred chew

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>>76312870
10/10 bait

>>76312870

I bet you also smoke cocks

>>76312870

fedora/10

>>76312870
My mother in law vapes.. that's about how street it is

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>>76311919

I'd sell my mom for a pack of this bad boy just for the cover alone.

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Nashville is insane right now holy shit

Just dropped an absolutely FILTHY Albertan, lads.

fun fact: the general snus box has the same size and shape of a puck

>>76313086
it's cool but not unforeseen, seems like the city planned well for it given how much they shut down

>>76312916
He gets it

>>76313086
Nashville has shitty sports teams >>76313129
desu

>>76313086
Looks comfy desu

>>76313153

Nashville is not alien to big events.


This is good for hockey. Cheers y'all.

>>76313086
I remember my first beer

>>76313086
Pretty cool but let's not act like this isn't 100% bandwagon casuals

>>76311919
fucking disgusting

>>76313226

Hurrrr duuurrrr hurrr hurrrr huuurrrr

>>76311375
You always get new taste buds but like every 7years they completely turn over so yeah

>>76313226
>>76313234

How dare anyone actually have a good time. Fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76313086
I see like 3 actual jerseys in that entire crowd

>>76313358
They just found out a new sport exists of course they finally got off their fat asses for it

>>76313407
To be fair, it looks pretty warm

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Thrill Kessel hatty incoming

>>76313407
it's June

>>76310723
Wait wut

>>76313437
>>76313473
>not going all out for /your/ team
You only prove my point

>>76313252
>>76313423
The guy that posted the Reddit flare metrics for the year was great. So many new pred fans

Friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS before last April

Why don't they make sleeveless jerseys for sunbelt teams?

>>76313470
reddit is going to love that

>>76313470
How would Don Cherry trash him, then? Can't let that happen

>>76313494
I'm not a Preds fan

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Why the fuck did we let plebbit take Bill from us????

>>76313565
because everything about the pongs instantly becomes plebbit

>>76313565

they steal all 4chinks shit eventually just let it go

>>76313565
he just needs to do something problematic and they'll let him go

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>/greatguys/
Guentzel
Pekka
Forsberg
Subban

>/goodguys/
Murray
Josi
Arvidsson
Fleury

>/badguys/
Neal
Malkin

>/worstguys/
Crosby

>>76313639
Malkin is way, way worse than Crosby in every single way

>>76313511 truth.

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>>76313639
>Subbitch and Flopberg great guys

Who /predsturnitaround/ here?

>>76313639
Subban is too reddit to be great, swap him out with Arvidsson

>>76310521
Snes pens was better

>>76313639
Welcome to the website Nashvillite or attempted b8er

>>76313693
Pens in 5 desu

>>76313713
Nah , ducks created mad salt mines in Alberta tho . It's still salty as fuck in Alberta

Ducks oilers takes the cake for 2017 playoff series with

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Reminder

>>76313886
>>pol

>>76313886
Not even ISIS cares about Poland.

>>76313693
no chance m8

>>76313886
.. It is painfully inaccurate too
Why USA

>>76313973
have to win game 3 and probably game 4 to have a chance

>>76313674
He's certainly way uglier

>>76313685
Name one reason to dislike Subban

>>76313737
Scoresberg is right on the edge of /goodguy/-/greatguy/ but everything else is spot on

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>>76314008

>>76314008
He's a dirty elbowing nignog

>>76314008
he's a nigger who acts like it on the ice and acts like an uppity cunt off it

>>76313693
Depends on Pekka "Finne" Rinne getting his head out of his ass

>>76313987
Can't risk going down 3-0 or 3-1 if the Preds want to win this. They need to win these games at home and tie it up. Put the Pens on their heels going back to Pittsburgh and try to steal a win there.

POST YOUR SETUP FOR THE GAME
>stream to tv
>speakers to listen to flume mix
>drink - red stagg
>smoke - girl scout

>>76314109
>watchin the game
>ur mom succin on my cocc

>>76314060
>>76314070
There are niggers and black guys. Subban sounds whiter than 95% of white guys and doesn't dress like some rap nig.

>REEEEEEEE STOP CELEBRATING AFTER YOU SCORE!!!
kek, sperg more

>>76314109
>Stream it on my PC with Lazyman
>Moving a chair near my own so I can put my feet up
>Drinks : Pilsner, orange juice and water
>Real men doesn't smoke

>>76314109
Watching on NBCSN, not sure what I'll be drinking yet

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>>76314109
>looking at the box page on the NHL website on my phone
>playing Fallout 4 to keep down stress

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>The city of nashville

Trying to pull up NBCSN go but the shockwave keeps crashing, anyone else having that problem? on chromebook if that matters

>>76314109

>case of yuengling
>comfy nachos

What part of Tampa are ya'll from? University here

>>76314228

No you poorfag I'm watching on television like an American

>>76314253
>beer
>nachos
press F for your toilet

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>>76314109
nice smoking some girl scout cookies too, shit is too heady for me

catfish already on the ice.

>>76314228
>>76314274
Why do people do this? The game is on TV, why try to steam it?

>>76314325
>cable tv

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>EASHL doesn't have team automatically set to the cup matchup

>>76314339
>not watching on a yuge flat screen in HD
poorfag

>>76314367
>what is chromecast
old fart

>>76314047
On opposite day

>>76314389

>implying my 55 inch flatscreen isnt better than your neet monitor

>>76314109
>use HDMI to stream from laptop to tv (lazy man)
>probably listen to Preds announcers
>a mix of czech and GOAT austrian beer, Fuck US """"Beer""""
>standard ciggaretes probably

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ISLANDERS.

>rags

game thread >>76313952

>>76314499

> never heard of kodi fire stick
> paying cable Jew 240 a month for cable

Kys my man

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>>76314109
Sitting in my recliner with a drink and my laptop on my lap and the game on tv and a fan blowing on me.

>>76314109
Nbcsn
Coors light
In my underwear on the couch

>>76314125
Dave?

>>76314554
>not jewing the jew down to $75 a month for both satellite and hi speed

Pleb

>>76314109
watching on B-seal with a glass of water and an apple

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>>76314572

>coors light

started watching for the SC and I'm really liking this sport. it's a lot more fun to watch than I thought it would be. gonna start watching it regularly next season, but what team to cheer for?

>>76314661
Any team but Nashville if you want to buy tickets to their games

>>76314661
not the penguins

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>>76314661
islanders lad

This playoff run has me in love with hockey. I actually watched a ton of non-Preds games this year. I hope to be full /hoc/ next season. Im gonna get the NHL package and wear some hockey out. It is so much better than the NBA playoffs.

>>76314661
Anaheim ducks have a young exciting team and play good clean hockey

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>>76314661
winnipeg jests

>>76314771
Ape hoop is fucking rigged

It's gay to watch the golden state warriors spurs or whatever team Lebron is on win ever year

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>>76314109
>watched the CL final and drank beer with friends
>had some more beer
>just got home
>probably not going to watch the game, at least not the whole game tbf

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>>76314661
if I were a new fan, I would cheer for the Vegas Golden Knight

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>>76314854
>watching the sport where one of the 6 teams with most money always wins

>>76314798
Is that really Laine ?

>>76314109
Streaming off onhockey.tv because the NBC kikes won't broadcast the fucking finals over the air. At least now I don't have to see any commercials except the site's Russian banners.

HYPE
Y
P
E

go nashville

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>>76314661
I'll add in:
I was going to start cheering for the rangers just because I like their uniforms the most but just from browsing here for a few days it looks like they're a meme team so that's no good. Also no blackhawks pls because I'm from wisconsin and everyone and their mother started rooting for them about 4 years ago and the fanbase seems cancer (see: seattle seahawks 2011-present)

>>76314699
dw I don't like them based on just these couple of games

>>76314721
damn in this series I was halfheartedly hoping they would win just because one of my irl friends wanted them to win.

>>76314756
>>76314778
hmmmmm maybe, can you tell me what's good about them besides "they're my team"?

>>76314798
>non-usa team
thanks but no thanks. I don't hate canada but I'd prefer an american team.

last 2 digits predict the score
first digit Pongs
second digit pRedditors

>>76315048
>first digit Pongs
>second digit pRedditors
7-6 pongs got it

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>>76315048
>8 goals against murray

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>>76314931
>wasting a solid reason for frustration and thus beer drinking

>>76314870
REEE THEY STOLE MY SCHOOLS MASCOT

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>>76314995
Anaheim ducks have a really balanced team of gritty skilled veterans like Getzlaf and Kesler to a stacked fast skilled blue line including fowler Lindoldm montour and Theodore . Plus Kesler is a great personality off the ice

>>76314995
Also , Ducks are cup bound within the next couple of years

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>>76315187

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Well this thread is mighty fine.

fug

>>76315368

nevermind, it's cool

Preds come back to tie in the second

>>76314661
Fuck off were full

>>76313886
Feels good being Slovak

>>76314661
>teams that'll get you made fun of:
pens/hawks - standard bandwagon, have a ton of cups between them over the past decade
preds - haha dude they're good now
>rags - >rags
caps - they choke in ploffs every year
any consistently shit team

>spicy memes:
ottawa - unorthodox formation that regularly creates low-scoring games
vegas - expansion team that'll be dogshit
dallas - ben bishop
ducks - goontown usa

i'm a boltsfag myself, would recommend if you want to learn about AHL players

Less than three weeks to the expansion draft lads. What are the odds something gets leaked before the 21st?

>>76318239
What happened to the stars this year?

>>76314661
Vancouver

Great up and coming prospect rebuild
Fun players
Everyone hates you
Riots
Controversy
Hot Asian bitches

>>76314661
The team where or closest to your birthplace

>>76318610
ben bishop

>>76318788
>blackhawks
no thx

>>76318863
if he stays healthy

>>76318665
>Hangcouver
>Riots when loses
>Creepy molester brothers
no thx

Murray or Fleury?

>>76319792
Murray still, its not actually his fault Pens had several horrible turnovers and weird bounces go against them.

>>76314995
every team gets made fun of, there is no universally well liked team.

The team with the most loyal fanbase is the Buffalo Sabers (according to viewer ratings) they are mediocre but have some up and coming players.
Minnesota also has a great following but their fans are obnoxious retards and the team is loaded with shit finnish players.

Detroit and New York Rags are perhaps the most prestigious American teams, however Detroit is the only one that has actually been good.

If you want a team that nobody has any feelings about yet, the Las Vegas Knights will be your team, good luck.

FUCK

THE

PONGS

HAHAHAHA ITS ALL OVER SHITTSPURGH YOUVE LOST THIS SERIES

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What did they mean by this?

Pens were always gonna fuck around and lose one in Nashville. Better not come out sleepwalking on Monday. Pairing Schultz with Maatta was a fucking travesty.

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Are >we back?

>>76315244
I want to fucc that ducc

>malkin, hornqvist,crosby and letang leave
>pens end up with Kessel captaincy
>murray ends up being great but pens are shit under kessel
>everyone ends up sweeping them
>they never make the playoffs or past the 1st round again
Post yfw pens will become the new Habs

>shittsburg

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>tfw fresh penguin meat

Friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS before last April

>hot crowd mics
>piped in noise
>"THIS CROWD IS ELECTRIC"

we get it already

Crosby and Kessel should both be suspended

>>76321110
incorrect, in fact the team tried to stop the meme chants because they hate fun

>/hoc dead when Pens win
>/hoc even more dead when Pens lose

Has Kessel done anything this series other than overpass and turn the puck over in the offensive zone and not forecheck?

>Saban rooting for Nashville

it's over, Preds in 6

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From Puljujärvi to McDavid...
To Price or Rinne
Laine, MacKinnon, Barkov, Crosby....

We are the best!!!!!!!!!!!

>Freddy Hockey legitimately better than Johnny Hockey

What went right?

>>76321110
You can argue hot crowd mics all you want but none of th we t is piped in. You can especially tell on some of the more complicated parts of the chants where half the crowd isn't in sync until they get to you suck

>>76321722
yeah the part where they count off the goals literally never comes through the TV clearly

>it was 0-2

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can you cucks just fuck off already? /hoc/ has become OVERWHELMINGLY reddit these days.

just go back

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Thoughts on Johansen's shoes?

>>76322050
Blackcuck, Duckold, or Pong? I assume salty Pong

>>76322109
Damn, that's pretty shit locker room

>>76322129
I think it's Shitcago, archive says it was first posted May 13th. Ducks series barely started and Blues have no fans.

R/Hockey is a pathetic cesspool, holy shit. What a shithole.

>As of 11 p.m., 11 arrests. 7 for public intoxication, 3 for counterfeit tickets, 1 for flying a drone over the large crowd.

better than expected, but the night is young

>>76322187
>going there in the first place

>>76310493
Throwing a dead animal on the ice should be a delay of game.

Ehhhh not too worried. Preds are a good team, let's try and grind one out on the road Monday. We had a clunker game in the other series' too. No need to hit the panic button just yet.

Nashville fans are an embarrassment though. If pens fans acted that way they'd get crucified alive on r/hockey. Only thing worse are Philly fans. Oh well, it'll make it that much sweeter when we win.

>>76322216
chill out it's just food

>>76322241
Thought PK was pretty likeable before this series. Showed us how much a Dick he is the last couple games. But I dare not say that in r/hockey unless I wanna be -65 in a few minutes.

We are still up in the series. Last year in the finals we went up 2-0, then went into an electric building and took an L and then took the next one.

Murray hasn't lost back to back games in the playoffs. Hopefully we can get Bones back and not let that energy get out of hand next time.

Let's slow it down and make game 5 an elimination

>>76322241
Luckily none of us care about r/hockey you fuckboy

>>76322241
>>76322263
redditposting is worse than a ded thread

The Predditors are winning the Stan Lee Cup this year and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>76322241
>Nashville fans are an embarrassment
you
are
so
mad
right
now

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>>76322296
hmmm wonder whos behind this post?

>>76322396
>the 16th overalls seed makes it to SCF
>act shocked when casuals root for them
Are you even trying?

>>76322241
MURRRRRAYYYYYY
MURRRRRAYYYYYY
MURRRRRAYYYYYY
YOU SUCK
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

>>76322493
He is absolutely shook

>>76322493
>>76322336
>>76322484
Upvoted!

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>>76322495

>>76322493
Imagine how violently he was so sobbing behind that mask

Nashville's crowd is gonna bullycide him

>rags

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The reason Nashville's crowd is so great:

The heart and soul is Cell Block 303, a bunch of drunk rednecks in the nosebleeds. They come up with all the chants

>>76322781
ugh don't ruin it with gay soccer shit pls

>>76322815
They did this like 20 years ago, and the chats themselves originate from college hockey. Why would you mention soccer?

>>76322815
How is that soccer shit?

>>76322815
Cell Block 303 has been around since the Preds first arrived

would it be reddit to laugh at PK trying to get a Listerine sponsorship

>>76322856
>>76322876
>>76322909
Divegrass fans do chants and beat drums and shit to entertain themselves because the sport is boring af

>>76323392
So now any time a crowd chants in unison it's soccer? Predators fans only do the chant in OP after the faceoff following a goal

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>>76322514
>>76322050
Nashville are the good guys and not reddit. Butt blasted Reddithawks need to get out.

>>76314661

For me, it's the Calgary Lames.

Big news. Publix is opening up in Richmond soon.
It's only a matter of time until they reach the District. This could be the last piece of the puzzle in getting the Caps to the eastern conference final.

>>76311505

>not sauerkraut, horseradish mustard and onions

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>i want that fleury guy

>>76323862
Grubauer better

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Why is >finnish goaltending even a thing? Perennial chokers, terrible race of "people."

I hope Finlanders all wake up dead tomorrow. I hate them.

>>76323862
>inb4 vegas takes every un protected goalie in the league and then starts a bidding war for back up goalers.

>>76323925
gtfo off my /sp/, Crysby

>>76323998
crosby didn't even get a shot lmao

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>tfw you don't really have any chemistry with two of the best players in the world but everyone loves you anyway for some god damn reason

Which NHL team should I be a fan of?

recommend any team

>>76324034

Nashville Predators

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>>76324034
>he changed the question

WHAT THE FUCK, COSTA RICA???????????
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???????????

>>76324044
I prefer teams that are pathetic, without any future, and always be losers

>>76324069
dude go to bed

>>76324069

Aves are shit and will be shit for a while

>>76324033
he's also a fatty

>>76324069
Duckolds and Penguins

>>76324069

Pick any Canadian team then.

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Do the predatards even call the goaler a sieve? If they are going to hand out pamphlets with songs they might as well do one of the classics.

Also lmao at Subban chimping out at a rookie with the fans throw shit on the ice and most of the team is doing the normal thank the goaler.

>>76324170
just let preddit think they accomplished something. it will make the incoming gentleman's sweep that much more satisfying.

>>76324195
Why are you so assmad all the time?

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>>76324229

>Leafs finally make the Stanley Cup
>Matthews is now captain and leading his team on a cup run to break 1993 curse
>Meanwhile Yotes make a random run with alot of injured opponents to their luck
>Yotes/Leafs goes to Game 7, which is in Arizona
>Matthews has not scored a goal yet
>Leafs have a 5-1 lead with 10 minutes left and fans in Toronto are starting to celebrate.
>Suddenly 5-2
>5-3 7:00 remaining
>5-4 0:50 remaining
>Finally the clock runs out and the Leafs are Stanley Cup champions!
>Refs blow whistle
>Penalty Shot
>Yotes score
>Banwagon Arizona crowd goes wild
>OT
>Matthews finds the puck shoots it at the net...scores!
>Crowd goes wild
>Yotes win
>1993
>It was 5-1
>Own goal
>Home town hero
>Sunbelt
Can anything out-meme this scenerio?

>>76324170
>>76324195
Subban didn't chimp out at Guentzal, they were both smiling. He got in Crysby's ear because SC87 is a bitch.

>muh gentleman's sweep
I don't think getting absolutely BTFO 5-1 was part of the plan. Preds in 6

lol at crosbys "chirp"

>ur breath smellz bad

>>76324331
finland is dumb lmao

>>76324293
needs to be a reverse sweep too and the Laffs goalie should be Finnish

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>>76324293
i honestly believe that scenario will never occur on any timeline in any universe in any reality in any multiverse in any dimension on any plane of existence ever

but i will admit there's a chance

>>76324356
america is fat, rofl

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>>76324416
btfo

Preds sweep in 6

>>76324434
highly probable at this point

>>76324430
whats the youtube video of this again? i want to listen to finland kino while i sleep :3

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>>76324430
i just found an image of a typical american.

how will the america EVER recover

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>>76324331
Subban tracking him down was Trump-tier alpha

>>76324452
>hasek

No wonder he was such a good goalie. I dont think he was american tho.

>>76324452
i was supporting you, my mongol friend

but now i hate finland

>>76324487
dominator? more like baconator

>>76324487
i apologize, the file name was for another TOP TIER banter move

pongs in 5

>The delays in between these games

What the fuck is this?

SERIOUS QUESTION:
Why is the Nashville crowd so much better than Pittsburgh's?

>>76324472
look at that disgusting show boating. can't see why anyone could stand to watch PK.

>>76324564
because the team is built around a finn

>>76324635
This is bait, right? Are you being ironic?

That celebration is a glorified fist pump, who cares?

>>76324645
But a Swede is our #2 (Scoresberg)>>76324665

>>76324665
its a dig at canadiens fans and their management who constantly seemed to have an issue with PK for retarded reasons.

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>>76324690
Everybody acts like he's some gaudy nigger who's hitting the dab as a celebration or something? His celebration isn't even that bad or disrespectful at all. Nashville loves him, why did Montreal not want him?

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/khl-dynamo-moscow-raid-1.4142843
Wut

>>76324766
because despite trudeau and macron and the importation of immigrants, canada raciss

>wake up
>Murray busted wide open
Coolio

>>76324598
>Rinne got his groove back

Literally WHO can stop him?

>>76324792
Tell Scoresberg to step his game up. Our Fin delivered tonight, our Swede didn't

>>76324800
Did you mean: LITERALLY WHO can stop him

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Swedes are good posters. Finns are bad posters. Canadians I don't like.

I have decided to side with my Swedish friends.

God bless.

>>76324838
I will. He'll get one next game.I promise!

>>76324844
Good post, even better webm

>>76324863
At least Ekholm is playing well, that's your only saving grace

>>76313674
I liked Malkin before he moved to Pittsburgh.

Magnitka Malkin was absolutely based.

>>76324879
They're just chilling the first few games to make it interesting

>>76324918
Do people in Sweden care a lot more about the SHL than the NHL? Do SHL fans care that we pluck their best players?

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>>76324800
I hope Game 3 Pekka sticks around for the rest of the series. It made me sad to see him so sloppy in the first two games, though the team wasn't doing a good job of keeping him from consistently getting crowded in those games either

>>76324863
Is Fredrik Pettersson a player in the SEL or anything? I remember watching this shit in the early morning, and that slapshot was ballsy as fuck.

>>76313674
I heard Subban and Malkin got into it in the previous game because Malkin called PK a racial slur in Russian

>>76324956
Our defense was shit the first two games, but yeah he was pretty sloppy

The only goal he gave up tonight was due to bad D

>>76310811
>>76310811
Pretty much peak /hoc/, only time that came close or equal was when based Tim Thomas memed on that stacked Nucks team to continue Canada's disappointment during the ploffs.

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>>76324981
I didn't hear the slur part, I just heard that Malkin said something in Russian that PK didn't like. Would make sense though. I like PK, but hockey is still a white man's sport

>>76324944
Swedes generally only care about how swedes do in the NHL, and not much at all about how the teams do. So yes, people here care more about the SHL:

To some extent. People have accepted that Sweden isn't a large country and therefore can't compete on an economical scale in most sports.
But of course people hope that their young talents will stay one more year, and/or choose SHL over AHL.

>>76324959
He hasn't been in the SHL for a while. I think he's been in the AHL and the swiss league, but right now he's in the KHL.
Yeah, he got a lot of attention after that one

>>76324069
Vancouver Canucks or Winnipeg Jets, even the shittiest American team than both of them combined has a better chance of winning.

>>76325073
Since the SHL basically functions as a minor league system for the NHL/AHL, how can SHL fans ever choose favorite players? Seems like a revolving door

>The only reason they're still here is because they aren't good enough for the NHL

>>76324844
thats probably the sexiest slapshot ive ever seen. why dont they try that more often?

god damn, im not homosex but i would let that shot rail me right in the ass, the windup didnt even give smith time

>>76324838
Forsberg is the streakiest player in the 'chel. He should be just about ready to go berserk for the last few games.

>>76325161
Does a person's favorite player have to be the absolute best player?
It's not that much of a revolving door as it may seem. Most player's don't make the NHL.Other than that it's just a fact that people accept. I have never heard of anyone having problem with choosing favorite players

>>76325185
He's frustrating. He has the talent to be elite but often disappear

>>76325208
Is there a dominant team?

>>76324447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_q1UnRYKYE

>>76325269
Skellefteå reached the final every season between 2011-2016 (6 seasons), but "only" won two times. They are the closest to being dominant. There have been 6 different winners since 2010, so it's been quite open

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>>76325322
why does this make me feel things? am i a secret finn? i feel a sudden urge to use a retarded and poorly engineered axe

>>76324564
Nashville's crowd is the, "I can't believe we've actually made it this far, holy shit."

Pittsburgh's crowd is, "been there, done that, another cup would be nice.."

Also Penguins in 5.

>>76325539
Lol, poor excuse

>>76325593
YEAH WELL FUCK YOU, GAYLORD

>>76325603
Does this mean that we are friends now?