LIFELONG Re/a/l OFFICIAL THREAD

>we

>el peruANO

TSUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76307601
feels so good to be lifelong today

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so easy

What part of Madrid are you from, lads?

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>That TSUUUUUU in the interview

>>76307854
Real

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Post brigitte goudz Pics.

>>76307854
Barrios Altos

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>>76307808
E X P O S E D
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woulld any lf you cunts bum me if i asked

He actually said TSUUUU the absolute madman

I really hope ISIS bombs your supporters you fucking Spaniard subhumans

>>76307854
TSSUUUUUUUUUUU Falls here

70'000,000 for De Gea yes or not?

>>76308007
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KEEP POSTING FROGS JUVEFAGS.
/a/ WINS AGAIN

>>76307808
BTFO

Bale will be one of the first ones to grab the trophy despite being a cripple for six weeks, being on the pitch for 10 minutes and scoring fuck all.

>>76308116
My kind of lad desu

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>>76307601
>mfw we won the Champions League again
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>>76307854
Madrid, Cundinamarca.

What part of Madrid are you lads from?

>>76307601
Triangulating your position as we speak weeb, watch your back

>>76307854
the Real part

Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama Ronaldo-sama

Yes, MY real madrid WON.

>>76308186
>>76308198
Cusco

Btw Juventus deserved it more

>>76308171
killyourself faggot

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>>76308171

good thread

>>76308272
No

>>76307601
>>76307950
>we

All of my lels.

You live thousands of miles away from Madrid. You've never been to a game and never will. You've never contributed to or made the slightest bit of impact towards Real Madrid C.F You spend your days sitting in your basement watching illegal 3rd party streams of the club you "support" getting excited because a player you have no connection to whatsoever scores a goal for a club you have no connection to whatsoever

Pathetic bandwagoning scum. Kill yourself

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Kirino is cute. CUTE!

>>76308532
Great, you ruined the party

>>76308498
Cry more congolombiano

>>76308467
Shut up you chorizo-nigger

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>>76308498

>Columbia

>>76308498
t. Cuadrado

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>>76308532
M/A/DRID

>>76307601
You are from Peru
Support a Peruvian team.
Un less you are an expat

>>76307601
Proudest day for us since I started supporting Madrid 3 months ago. Up the whites!

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TSUUU

did anyone hear the TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU irl?

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I always knew we were gonna do it. It's been a pleasure lads. #Duodecima

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>Do nothing except show up against Scrub FC
>Win a CL

The joys of being a benchwarmer.

T-tsu?

>>76307601
Shouldn't they, at the bare minimum, make the final every season?

>Play in a literal meme, two team league where playing your first team squad every week isn't essential to challenging for the title
>Have the ability to attract literally any player because of your meme history
>Have a blank cheque to sign whoever you want
>Even if you accumulate huge amounts of debt the bank will literally write it off and give you a clean slate like they have done countless times before
>Only have an academy because it's required and because you can make more shekels off it
>UEFA want you to win because it makes your product easier to sell to customers
>Get constant favourable decisions because of this
>Have all of these advantages for half a century
>Still sell of your stadium naming rights and desecrate your badge for additional shekels
>Finally win
>And achievement

I've searched high and low and I just can't find a more cancerous and embarrassing club.

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It was all Akko's magic

She made it happen, lads

>>76307939
>ywn be suffocated by those thicc meaty thighs
JUST

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>>76308103
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Best day of my life, lads

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>>76307601
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how noisy is Madrid right now?

>>76309118
That's sad desu

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>>76307601 (OP)
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What did he mean by this?

Living in Madrid, going to Cibeles to celebrate it. I will take you all fellow supporters in my heart.

I will post pictures when the party begins.

>>76309081
Based akko

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH AT YOUR FUCKING FACE SLOVAKIA
I LAUGH AT YOUR FUCKING FACE ITALY
YOU DELUDED FUCKS THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD DEFEND AGAINST REAL
YOU FUCKING CONCEDED FOUR (4) GOALS YOU FUCKING DELUDED FUCKING MONGS
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
GET FUCKING REKT
BEST CLUB IN FOOTBALL HISTORY
BEST CLUB IN FOOTBALL HISTORY
BEST CLUB IN FOOTBALL HISTORY
BEST CLUB IN FOOTBALL HISTORY
THEY SAID ALVES WAS BETTER THAN MARCELO
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IF KEYLOR WASNT A MANLET IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 4-0
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
NOT EVEN DIVING AND REFBALLING YOU COULD WIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
WITH A GOOD REF WE WOULD HAVE WON 10 0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
2 TITLES OUT OF 9 FINALS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUVE IS TRASH
JUVE IS TRASH
JUVE IS TRASH
I LAUGH AT YOUR FUCKING FACES DELUDED CUNTS
HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ZIDANE
HOW DARE YOU DOUBT REAL
GET
FUCKING
REKT

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WE DID IT LADS

>>76309361
VERY rude

>>76308186
Santiago bernabeu

WE DID IT LADS

>>76309460
They deserved it for chatting shit for weeks. They didnt know about TSUman

>>76309361
>manlet
wtf bruh, he's 1.85
why u gotta shit on real manlets like that?

>>76309265

Bring your dakimakura to the celebration, lad

Them them niggas know who you with

>>76307854
Jirón Vallecas

What the point of gazprom being cl sponsor? Do yuropeans buy its petrol/gas?

>>76309620
1.85 is pretty short for a keeper
KEYLOR OUT
DE GEA IN

How are my fellow M/a/dridistas celebrating the occasion? Gonna treat myself to pizza

>>76309775
bro keylor has been clutch as heck

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>>76307808

Kekfefe

>>76309791
Having sex.

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>>76309791

Started smoking again, first cigarette spun my head right round

>>76309791
I'm going to eat an ice cream while I watch Koe no Katachi.

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>>76310335
I will bang messi wife while wearing my CR7 mask

>6 CLs, most ever, Pakilona with 2 less, 6-0 in the Finals
>first team ever to repeat in CL
>dismantled the undefeated Juve who conceded only 3 gols prior to the FInal
>Ronaldo scored in his 3rd Final

Hala Madrid, TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!