/Jj/ suicide thread

Ramos you son of a bitch

90 million for that fat sack of shit

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>>76306967
desu he didn't even get one chance on goal

>>76306882
No one is going to miss your spam. kys

>>76307045
he had 2 in the first 20 minutes

I am legit sad man

nice semen slurping sport you got here

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>>76307170
one long shot and maybe one half chance. not exactly choke

>>76306882
You got embarrassed by the faggiest squad out there

CAN'T STAND REAL MADRID ANYMORE

PLEASE KILL ME GOD

END MY SUFFERING

>>76307152
This

Just Kys, you dirty wog

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA JUVENTUS IS SHITE

AHAHAHAH GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

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Feels good man

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>sent off for literally nothing

>>76306882
fucking embarrassing desu

Why must the bad guys always win?

is this what 'elite' football is? being 3-1 up comfortably winning and then for a cunt like sergio ramos to dive like a cunt over nothing and get someone sent off?

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>top defense all season long
>3 goals conceded until the final
>You get scored 4 times in 90 min

What happened Juvenbros?

fraudnaldo the faggot celebrating his ballon d'or

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>tonight's gonna be a good night

>>76306882
I can't fucking believe it.

>>76306967
Dybala was the real argie disgrace today

>>76307662
2 deflected goals, one tap in.

the luckiest team in the world won against the unluckiest team in the world

what a spineless caputilation

i hate juventus now

sad

>>76307611
yes, unfortunately. Plenty of players like Sergio Ratos.

>>76307611
That really pissed me off too.

Who is choke the most tonigt? Khedira?

>>76307662
Finals
Atletico Madrid 2.0

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

I've been memeing all this time about them choking the final, I didn't think they'd actually do it. Still, at least the Slovak will shut the hell up now.

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>waited a fucking month for THIS

>>76307815
Higuain easily.

Mandzukic did his job for him.

>>76307720
Exactly. That's why Ramos is such a cunt.

I know you want to laugh at >us
But let us have some decent discussion

First point, Allegri out.
All season he played this "god first half and shit second half"
Second point, we need to get rid of half the team
The old people, Khedira, Pjanic...
We need to start anew

Memes aside Justventus lost their last 5 UCL finals. How is It even possible?

Best thing is people is Turin are going mad desu
People being stepped because someone said that there was a bomb
ULTIM'ORA 24:
Falso allarme bomba genera panico e fuga dei tifosi Juve in piazza San Carlo a Torino -
>Mfw Juve doesn't get to celebrate

Is Dybala injured? why he didn't play tonight?

:REAL M4DR1D

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RAMOS REPLAY

WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE MOST CRIMINAL FUCKING DIVE IN FOOTBALL HISTORY

fuck that cunt

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HAHAHAHAHAH
BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL WINS AGAIN
VIVA LE BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL, VIVA LA BEAUTIFUL GAME, VIVA REAL MADRID

go park your bus somewhere else juve convicts

>>76307815
dybala and hinguain way more, 2 argentines...really makes you think.

I've always stood by allegri and his shit football but after tonight I'm beginning to question it. Played like >we were facing Pescara and had no counter attack at all, so Madrid could threaten for the whole match while we desperately tried to hoof it up the field. Compounded by lots of shit individual performances as well and Ramos being a mong

Tuchel when?

please say it to my fucking face that juve doesn't need a better playmaker than memenic and a new winger
please post that memenic's mesmerizing ameristats again
said it a fucking millions times that dumb cunt is a fucking useless
fuck memenic fucking piece of shit

>>76307987
tarnished a good win for Madrid desu.
despicable

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Not even fucking close lads, we simply got destroyed.
Fino Alla Fine anyway

Damn... this loss hurts more than a Belgian stadium wall collapsing under a bunch fat scousers...

>>76307987
yep, I hope his own players beat him up in the dressing room, it spoiled the whole game for Real Madrid.

>>76307926
He should have changed something early on in the 2nd. Real were completely pinning Juve back. Then he brought on Cuadrado and changed to a pure 4-2-3-1 when it was 3-1.

What a fucking shit second half
No effort whatsoever

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will you be updating your pepes?

>>76307815
Dybala and Higuain
Mandzukic is the guy who 90% of juve fans wanted to replace because muh wingers and he was the best.

>>76307662
Zidane changed and adapted in the second time.
Juve didn't.
Also Real midfield >>>> Juve midfield.

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>>76306882
I can't see any jewpepes with shotguns. Where are the bam bams?

>>76307777
YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF jew

>poopita will literally NEVER score a goal in an important match

M-muh htreble

And for me, watching football finished tonight.
Fuck it.

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After the game is all said and done, Juve are still shit bad guys

you had one chance to fix it, and you let tsuuu and modric run all over you

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I wonder (((who))) picked that referee

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>>76308074
the whole defense fell apart

against barca it was impenetrable. now leakier than a sieve

how the fuck did higuain choked?
he barely got a decent ball
the biggest choker was the fucking playmaker who couldn't produce a fucking chance

Sad!

There's not much room left fon the bandwagon jewve fans, but I saved you a seat. Come with me if you want to win lmao

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Guys...

Maybe Juventus (we) lost this game. Maybe the bad guys won.l, but... to be honest, i don't even know what to say, i have no words right now, sorry.

>>76307611
"show me who your fans are I'll tell you who you are"

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>>76308362
I already said it, Zidane was good and changed the formation when he saw it wasn't working, see the last 5 minutes of the first half.
Louis Enrique didn't because he's a fraud and he only lucked out managing Barça.

Also less quality in the midfield, Juve made a shitload of errors in passing and controlling the ball in second half while Madrid was flawless.

>>76308425
You are american, what are you even watching football for.
Go watch your own shit sports, like baseball.

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I can't believe i came home earlier from work, just to see the game.

ramos did a rhinoplasty, just that shows how a gigantic low mental honourless faggot he is

>>76308289
Same
I won't bother till Allegri leaves

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>>76308474
Kill yourself jew

>>76308520
>changed the formation
Went to 4-3-3?

>>76308538
A pinch of salt was all I needed to make jewve tears extra tasty lmao

>>76308362
the midfielders were the one to blame
juve's mid was destroyed and dominated by halal

>>76307756
This sadly, Dybala was awful tonight. All he did was dribble and get fouled/dispossed, not creativity nothing.

>we fell for the defense and buffon meme

>>76308680
This

>>76308621
Rude.

Why are you not happy that your team won? Go celebrate.

>>76308074
>>76308362
Both of you guys are right I think, defence AND midfield fell apart in second half. It was unwatchable. Allegri takes the blame as well, he obviously instructed players to take it easy early on and conserve energy for later and got steamrolled and dominated

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>italians get BTFO by Zizou AGAIN
the absolute MADMAN

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>>76307559

>>76308589
I won't bother anymore forever.

>>76308650
No seriously, american football, or soccer as you call it, is a joke. Go watch your shit sports.

>>76308631
No told his guys to push on the wings instead of going vertical all the time.
Meanwhile all the times juve got the ball back they choked the first pass because Pjanic and Khedira are not CL Final-tier players.

>>76308741
I knew from the first 10 minutes playing 2 midfielders was a huge mistake. we just looked completely dominated. but then the whole team choked too as usual.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

sex me up lads

>>76307958
Have you seen their second half? Those black and white stripes are haunted. What a embarrassing club.

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It was like watching your dad get beat up.

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>>76308750
>AGAIN
???

I'm fucking crying

>>76308816
No no, you have to do it right joder. With J
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>>76308366
He was worth 90 million, he should be able to do something besides getting scared with the ball

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>>76308665
this, what a fucking one-sided shitshow

>>76308824
next logo next year
It's coming home la

>Asshole camera guy pointing it at Buffon and co. as they look on

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Check Halal goals against Atl. Madrid and Buyern. Almost all of them from a low driven cross. Check them goals today, the same thing.
Why didn't Allegri work this?

>>76308907
Why bother?
We'll lose the next one as well, just retire from the CL it's useless.
I'm pretty sure this is how Elliot Rodgers felt when he couldn't get a GF.

feel bad for you lads, too many players gone missing tonight, dybala the worst culprit, so ineffective, creating nothing and offered no threat.

if you want to feel better, at least you don't support Sheffield Wednesday like me.

>juve players watching real madrid celebrating
Literal cucks.

>>76308680
BASED POLAND

FINO AL CONFINE SPORCHI GOBBI

Why the fuck did /sp/ hype this team up? They were literally getting thrown around by Real.

Which is more embarrassing: 7-1 or 7-2?

>recieving more goals in one match than in the rest of the tournament
What did the Jeeps mean by that?

>>76308967
>I'm pretty sure this is how Elliot Rodgers felt when he couldn't get a GF.
at least Rodgers did something about it
We should have killed Ramos

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>>76309030
Because that faggot is unbearable

>>76309012
>watches don matteo on wednesday night

>>76306882
AHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

FUCKING LOSERS

>>76308824
Should have played in those pink ones lol

>>76309095
>nipplelets
when will they learn?

Why is it socially acceptable to fondle a piece of silver like it's your dream girl? Looks fucking weird if you start to think of it.

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>tfw all these juve shitposter finally got epic BTFO
What is it about Juventus that attracts the most beta male, the most autistic, the most pathetic of supporters, most of whom hail from hundreds, if not thousands of miles away from Italy?

Higuain was absolutely disgraceful today

He had like five touches

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>>76309085
Count me in lad

>>76309030
Because a lot of /sp/ got into football in the 2000s by becoming a proud customer of Fc Barca

>>76309104
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>be me
>dive like a sissy bitch
>the other player gets sent off

How many finals is that now?

>>76309189
>cries about referees then loses 7-1 to Barça

>>76309256
7, 5 in a row since 1996

>>76308771
Did you hear the news? The biggest salt mine was just discovered in Italy lmfao

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3717023/juventus-turin-fanzone-explosions-real-madrid-champions-league-final-latest/

as if it couldn't get any worse

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>>76309256
5

any madrid or barcelona victory is tainted every since i found out they don't need to share tv revenue with the other clubs in their league

european football might as well be dead

>>76309337
Higuain exploded

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Merda alla merda

Bribentus

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>>76306882
topkek
aussie jewven bandwagon eternally BTFO

>>76309285
Juve BTFO
How can juventus fans ever recover?

>>76309337
OH JUST COME ON

>>76309285
>>76309349
Fuck, that must be depressing.

>>76309337
Double KO

>>76309396
We still get to laugh at Milan's teams

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>jewve

>>76309337
looks like fireworks incident desu, actual bomb would have had way more casualties.

Congratulations Uefa Madrid

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>>76309393

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Never before has a pic been so appropriate

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>>76309477
>be american
>get shot

>>76309507
least they won a treble mate

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>>76309469
Milan has more CL titles you could ever imagine, and even Inter has treble. lel

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hello i'm a bit late can I still laugh at giube

>>76309337
>When you think you can't get more BTFO

>>76309533
And they're not gonna win anything else for more 30 years

Look on the bright side, at least Higuain didn't choke any clear chances

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>>76309337

>>76309469
Morata is about to become the highest-paid player of Serie A. Trust me, you aren't going to laugh for long.

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>>76309523
>be poland
>cleaning toilet

>>76309553
Yes, and next year they're not even gonna compete in CL.

>>76308882
what do you want from higuain?
juve bought him because he is a clinical finisher
how could he be a clinical finisher when he had no chance to begin with?
he needs a good ball a good chance first and tha's memenic's job
that's what memenic bought for
he was bought to make chance for higuain
he couldn't do his only job for the whole season

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>>76309337
>Yes, excuse me, is this ISIS number? What the fuck did you do? The attempt had to be BEFORE the match! Of course they gave muslims the trophy!

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>>76309617
>be american
>be so fat that you can't clean your own toilet so you hire workers for it

>>76309523
I like this mediocre player!

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Juve though this guy could win them CL.

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>>76309337
Jesus Christ, just delet this night

>>76307926

You should seriously try to get Belotti and more italians in, too many foreigners that don't feel anything for the shirt.

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>>76309642
>>76309585

yeah and you are gonna win another CL (RUNNER UP) again
at least we go into final and wins one instead of getting exposed to the entire world

Well, time to kill Higuain

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APOLOGIZE!

>>76309747
>at least we went into final
fixed that for you

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>>76309686
Yes, that's why I hired you.

>>76306882
>>7
>2

>>76309686
Your weak banter tarnishing the hundred years of our nation glory, Marek.

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>>76309809
But can you find the wallet around all your fat rolls?

>when you are so bad you make your fans flee

>>76307926
Buffon really needs to go
He needed to go a few years ago but now he REALLY needs to go

>>76309611
>Montella
Milan is still going to get crushed by Roma and Napoli

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>>76309794
thx for correcting the grammar.
btw if you search Italian treble squad, this is the thing will come up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009%E2%80%9310_Inter_Milan_season

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>>76309867
>polish banter
it doesn't make sense, just like your country.

>>76309878
Yes
I don't really rate sczezeny but I wouldn't mind
We just need a fresh new team, too bad Higuain isn't going anywhere after however much we spent for him

In sports you win and you lose, but at least I'd expect a team that reaches the Champions League final to honor it.

Tonight we were somewhere else with the mind. What a disgrace of a game by us. Truly shameful. I'm embarrassed.

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>>76309955
>be american
>microwave water

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>>76310032
why are you posting your selfie?
come on, you can do better than that. Hit me with your best banter.

>>76309988
At least the 1st half was very respectable

Allegri is such a loser he really belongs to Arsenal

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how do players with that level of experience and skill choke that bad? shameful

Put Canale 5 lads, Trezeguet is SUFFERING

>>76307879
>>76308201
this. came to quote my thread I made for Super Mario >>>76308318

>>76308589
>>76310191
is Allegri really that bad in your eyes Italy bro? he managed to do something Conte couldn't twice.

>>76308680
cheeky cunt lol I like you. you know Mou is laughing too when he just won a treble lite with United this season.

>>76308774
so the two strikers went wide making it a semi 4-3-3 but with Isco is playing like a false 9. Totti and Messi style.

>>76308824
black and white represents the type night and day performance they gave at each half.

>>76307607
but real won?

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>>76310129
>i am not butthurt
>i am not butthurt
>look how not butthurt i am
>HOW DARE YOU SAY I AM BUTTHURT

>>76310261
because they don't. They clearly is not on the same level as real, and they are playing the wrong tactics. Real is no Baca, you can't just give away your control and let them run the midfeild.

Knife or bare hands to kill Higuain?

>>76307240
go back to watching commercials disguised in """""""""""""""""""""""sports""""""""""""""""""""" where 70% of air-time goes to shots of amerifats eating hotdogs in oversized jerseys and bench players jumping up and down next to the pitch

>>76310300
Yes he is
Look at this season dude
We always played a shit second half a l w a y s
Last year he was absolutely shit for the first half of the season, managed to get better but still bottled an important lead away against Buyern
I want him to go

>>76310355
Just give him a triple bigmac and he will get a heart attack

>>76309988
>embarrassed
Can't find any other word to describe my feelings. A disgrace, hard to point out individual players who fucked up, entire team just collapsed.
>>76310183
Counts for nothing when the second half was Getafe-tier by Juve. Seriously, what exactly happened?

I am very sad.


for fucks sake.


they got 2 deflected goals. 2 !!!!


It's incredible, they got the best squad in the world and they have the luck of the game

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see you next season lads

>>76310355


Bare hands, I want to choke his fat neck until his eyes pop out

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>>76310327
oh my lord so this is the true power of Pole banter
how is me the one who is butthurt? ffs your jew team lost like a bunch of fucking amateurs and I'm laughing my ass off for the last 30 mins and you limp wrist faggot jumpped out to protect your pathetic team like a dog with your """"banter""""". Thank God I have another reason to go to bed smiling tonight.

Lads I won't watch a single CL game next season unless madrid elimanted desu

>tfw they win again

>>76310482
Not gonna bother anymore until Allegri leaves

>>76308680
The only thing we are still relevant for Feelsgood

>>76307926
Fucking imbecile Pjanic was definitely the best for Juve tonight.
>the old people
Yeah and how old do you think Marcelo is for example?
You are retarded.
>>76308680
>1 Billion debt
>>76309012
Playing a final means 130 milions more and the possibility to win.
>>76309396
>>76309465
Nah, it's not that bad.
>>76310183
Not really. Only in the result. I wasn't satisfied with the performance at half time.
>>76310464
The only possible explanation is in the mind. Difference in quality doesn't do this.

>>76307611
Cuadrado kicked him in the foot, it was noticeable from some angles, too shame you rush for judgement based on first sight.

Anyway, Real proved they're the best team in the world, Juve has nothing to regret after, they simply got outplayed in 2nd half and that's it. This Real is simply superb. Congrats to both teams.

>>76308680
VOLEVANO VINCERE
VOLEVANO VINCERE

>>76310563
>Pjajnic was definitely the best for Juve tonight

Yeah he was definitely the best midfielder in Kroos pocket.

>>76310471
Yeah but they shot. When you shoot you get deflections. Something Juve didn't do.

>>76310654

Pjanic had like 4 or 5 shots blocked in the 1st half. Juve didn't have Real's luck.


Juves 2nd half was dreadful.

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>>76310563
>Fucking imbecile Pjanic was definitely the best for Juve tonight.

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>>76310512
>americuck
>talking about so... i mean FOOTBALL
I CAN'T

>>76310444
can't argue with trips after my dubs.

good luck to you and Juve next season, Italybro.

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>>76310700
I can play this all day. keep hitting me, I really need more material to laugh at jewventus.

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>>76306882

Who should get as a manager next
DEL PIERO IN

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>>76310563
>Fucking imbecile Pjanic was definitely the best for Juve tonight.
top kek

>Yeah and how old do you think Marcelo is for example?

Not as old as Memezagli, Buffon, Dani Lelves, or Memesteiner

>>76310425
Isn't Ac milan did during Van basten era?

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>>76310766
And i can't because i am not a fat fucking autist and i actually have more things to do

Sell Dybala, Higuain and Khedira

Fuck them for real

>>76307756
>>76308656

Dybala knew his job.

He will be at Madrid this summer easily.

Why fuck it up by playing well against the team you will be at?

>people thought that Dybala was Messi tier


lmao

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>>76310920
yeah like crying for your prison team now
kek

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>>76310425
>Nottingham Forest unironically have the same number of European Cups as Juventus

So what do we need for the next season?

I'd say Schick is a must. Then we really need a goalkeeper. Apparently they bought Szczesny. Then we need a right back. We also need one or two wingers. Dybala needs to play closer to the goal. We need to make Caldara and Rugani play much more, make them do mistakes and learn.
I'd sell Higuain to China and Alves too. Barzagli should stay on the bench and sub.

What else?

>>76310690
You are right but as you said, in the second half Juve wasn't even on the pitch.
>>76310621
>>76310698
He was. Who would you pick?

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>>76310932
What the hell was >le boipucci trequartista doing? Khedira and Pjanic were the main causes of second half disaster, but this guy didn't even show up in first half when Juve still managed to match Madrid. Pissed of at the guy honestly

Why are guys blaming Dybala? you saw that he got marked hard/constantly fouled right?

After today's performance from Juve, did it change your perception of the players? Would any make it on to your favorite Juventus xi?

Also post your favorite Bianconeri xi.

>>76310850
>Memezagli
for an old meme Barzagli did an awesome block on Isco

>>76310960
Sad
>>76311029
Caldara is at Atalanta until January I believe? Or even end of 17/18? Anyway, can't analyse properly what needs to be done with the squad, this is too much to process. Losing is one thing, I believe good portion of Juve fans were subconciously prepared for a loss, but this way? Unacceptable. Literal laughing stock

>>76310967
But he proved to be Messi-tier. He just disappeared for the entire game.
>>76311002
And 99,99% of professional Footbal clubs have less Champions Leagues.
Your point?

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Who unirronically thinks Bendtner would have played a better final than higuain?

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>>76310998
At least they wear them for football
Unlike your daddy, Tyrone

>>76311030
Sell him for 100 mil like Pogba

Never buy argentinian strikers ever again

>>76311047
Obviously, and he still attempted flashy dribbles past two or three players even though he was marked so tightly none of them were succesful. And when he actually managed to break free, but fucked up an easy pass - that happened at least three times. Instead he could have just take part in buildup with calm passing but he wanted to make show out of it

>Higuain performs poorly in a final
Never would have guessed

>>76310471
*sips tea*


I completely agree


It's so disappointing watching the bad guys win


Like


Ugh

juve needs to buy berardi asap before inter snatch him, pay whatever the price for veratti, buy sergej and fabinho, douglas costa is not bad if he's cheap

>>76311151
We can grab Caldara anytime we want

also rugani is a bust
he needs to get loaned once again
not juventus material yet unless juve wants to be patient letting him make a lot of mistakes first before he git gut like they did to bonucci before

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-4569642/Zidane-team-talk-key-victory-says-Ronaldo.html

Juventus need to get someone like Zidane.

>>76311333
Get him immediately then. Just three hours ago I'd never had thoughts like these, but right now I wouldn't mind Dybala, Bonucci, Khedira and maybe others shipped off for 180 million or something. Probably just a shock after fucking ONE - FOUR LOSS and I'll sober up tomorrow, but what's the point of having them when they get destroyed like this and they're valuable on transfer market. These for example >>76311323 don't sound like bad suggestions, another winger should be a priority most of all. Shick too, is he confirmed yet?

>>76311428
Brenny doesn't want to move la'

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>>76311428
>Playmayker
>Former Juve and Real player
>captain on his national team
>Offensive minded manager
hmm.. were do you find something like that?

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>>76311508
Laudrup could get juve to promise land but italians are to rigid and stupid to hire him.

>tfw real scored more goals against Juve than all other teams in CL combined

>>76311428
nah i'm alright with allegri
all he needs is no more bullshits transfers from marotard
no more selling key players every fucking season
no more not buying players allegri wants
although i'm open if laudrup comes>>76311508

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Not to worry Juve fans. You should take this loss with your heads high

BE PROUD LADS

>>76311508
What is he doing these days? I really enjoyed watching his Swansea side back in 2012.

Also, Zidane isn't exactly offensive minded though. His Madrid side can be really rigid at times.

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>>76311629
>Albania joins in
Just what we needed

>>76311629
>it's time to be proud
uugghh embarrassing

>>76311629
lel

>>76311647
he's coaching in qatar. his getafe was really good. they had di maria on loan. and swansea was good to. but he was been really unlucky with teams fucking him over and barely giving him a chance or firing him quick (maybe because he takes a high pay). imo he could be a top manager in europe if he got the chance. he can manage that modern 433 style of attacking football.

Is the slovak dead yet?

I hope so

>>76306882
We deserve to be made fun of

>>76311629
You're not even playing the CL next year. Again.
If Juve is embarrassing you should just shut up.

>Flop in 2012 Euro final
>Flop in 2015 CHL final
>Flop in 2017 CHL final

I'm starting to think our BBC backline are class A chokers

>>76311175
I do

also I remember reading an article before the final that said Real's video analyzer discovered the secrets to stops Juve. They outline his tactics. Can't find the link right now. Anyone know what I'm referring to? Just wondering if he was right.

>>76311047
It was the biggest game of his career and he was painfully mediocre when he's supposed to be the most creative guy on his team. I'm a big Dybala fan but his price just dropped for 20 million.

>>76311761
The Juventus midfield was the problem. Kroos and Modric ran the show.

the 1st goal was most likely going in anyway even without the deflection

>>76311747
>i wish we weren't in the el
>i-i dont care lol
dont even bother talking to him


anyway allegri said hes staying
see you in two years

>>76311629
Based Albania

Here's a lovely fact
>Juve lost 7 finals
>Milan won it 7 times

I hope you like it :)

>>76311856
This

>>76309393
Thats a lovely pepe

>>76311761
I'd say choking + bad luck. Those were really tough matches no matter how you look at it.

I blame this defeat on the Black Eyed Peas.

>>76311984
Also this

>>76311941
quality over quantity

cause Milan losing to Liverpool was a quality choke also that same team lost to Super Depor by choking their lead in the second match

Reminder ONLY Real fans are allowed to mock Juventus, it's pathetic watching it coming from Mi Lan and Lin Ter faggots. When you mean something in Italian football again, THEN you can talk shit.

>>76311167
so, just like Messi?

>>76312245
Why? Napoli is a legit better team than Juve and showed it against Madrid.

>>76312245
>The two teams that have won the UCL from Serie A have no right to laugh at the abject failure of a team who hasn't won it in 20 years despite being in 2 finals in the last 3 years.

>>76307815
Buffon and Allegri

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>>76309469
Juve literally lost as many CL Finals as Milan won them

>>76312831
>>76312511
based

>>76310876
Yes

>>76312245
>I need to be cheering for a good team in order to be able to mock a bad one

>>76311508
>A loser who had to go to La Liga to succeed because he was exposed in Serie A back in the day
Ah, perfect fit for a loser club like Juventus

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>>76306882

>>76311747
It will be alright anon
Don't be sad anon :'(

>>76311941
Love it ;)

>>76312030
I supposed being given a bullshit penalty out of pity is "quality"

Hahahahhahahaha

>>76313181
thing is milan went and won it two seasons after anyway

whereas juventus went from losing 3-1 to losing 4-1 and extending their run of 5 CL final losses in a row. such progress.

>>76311761
2012 Euro Final wasn't a choke
That Italy team was trash and was lucky to even make it to that final(then again that Euro was trash)

Spain was playing on first gear throughout the entire competition and finally showed their true form in that final. They were just way too strong that year compared to the other teams

>>7
>2

>>76313145
It won't be alright for Milan next year. Again.
>>76313249
>Italy played 2 days before
>Spain played 4 days before

>>76313225
not to mention their first CL win was given to them by the refs because of pity for heysel

>>76313225
Don't forget Gerrard's dive for the 3rd pen
And unlike Juve we actually can be "proud" of that first half where he played some of the best football ever seen in a CL final

We would have likely won 2006 if not for Puyol dive/UEFAlona with their refs too

>>76313278
It will be better than this past season


>Italy played 2 days before
>Spain played 4 days before
Literally a non-factor
The outcome would have been the same

>>76312418
Sure.

>>76312482
Living in the far past.

>>76313036
No, just be quiet.

>>76313405
2007 and 2010 is "far past"?

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>>76313401
>It will be better than this past season

>>76313401
>It will be better than this past season
What makes you say that?
Oh, I see, finally Montolivo can play again.

>playing a final 2 days after a semi at the end of the season in the middle of summer
>a non-factor

Why do juventes hate winning?

>>76313531
Too intelligent.

>Ramos and Carvajal get yellows for blatant diving
No one say anything
>Ramos dives in the 80th minute
*cry*
I love you /sp/

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Forever in Inter's shadow.

Juve are just small team bullies.

>>76313446
Go and look at the pics of yourself from 2007 and 2010. And you can look at your Mi Lan and Lin Ter and where are they now while you're at it.

>>76309198
#messi #elclasico2017

>>76313063
I did not see this
This is on par with "Inter Il Divino Commedia dal 1908" and "Interista Diventi Pazzo" cories from Milan Ultras

Well done, well done

>>76313888
>This is on par with "Inter Il Divino Commedia dal 1908" and "Interista Diventi Pazzo" cories from Milan Ultras

ahahahahahahahah what a deluded mong

>>76313529
Well we signed Mussachio, Kessie and we're on talks for Moratta so I guess that's an improvement

>>76313927
>Moratta

he just said fuck off on national television

>>76313716
All I see is me celebrating CL victory. While all you'll see in 10 years when you look at your photos will be your tears from this day

>>76306882
Even Inter have more CL than Juve lel.

>moraTta

Q: Can we expect to see you in italy next year?

A: No, absoutely not.

>>76313926
>implying those weren't GOAT coreographies/banter
Anon please

>>76313964
Umm ok? Not like there aren't other strikers out there

>>76313927
>Musacchio
Who?
>Kessie
And?
Morata will never go to an Italian team who isn't Juve. He just said so.

Why would those two players mean the next season Milan will do better?

>>76309030
it started when porto ann started making porto pepes and spamming "ready to get raped juve?" thread, then some australian anon retaliated and started making juve pepes the rest you all know

>>76314053
Well that is 2 players and it's still early June my friend...so far so good.

>>76313967
Actually I won't since Real is also my vendor.

Juventus should buy based Adrien Silva

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W-w-where's your European trophy, guys?

What the fuck happened in second half

Why is Allegri so shit at second halves

>>76325071
Juve*

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9 0 M I L L I O N F O R H I G U A I N

We need to get Milan back desu

Juve can't compete in international tournaments

>>76325190
juve are famous for choking in the big occasions. it has now more lost finals than the 7 Milan CLs

Buffon: out, he's a good guy but he just needs to go and let it go
Bonucci: ship him to City, Caldara in
Chiellini: stay
Barzagli: enough, Lirola in
Alves: ship him to Chealshit
Khedira: ship him to MLS
Pjanic: burn his contract
Cuadrado: out out out, Berardi in
Dybala: ship him to RM
Higuain: ship him to China

Allegri: OUT