>€90million

>90 million for a fat Scott Hogan.

le choke the finals and do nothing man

He fat

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yes yes very good Beppe

HOWEVER

Spaghetti League destroyer

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>LITERALLY paying £75m for the most infamous choker of this generation

>>76305531
the father of pechos frios

>>76305865
more like spaghetti plates destroyer

>€90million for a fat Olivier Giroud

>90 million quid for a morbidly obese Andy carrol

b-b-but he scores a lot for the best team in the league he was worth every penny!!!!

>not even Serie A top scorer

lol

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Worst transfer ever?

>>76305531
kilogram?

>€90M for a fatter Negredo

>le Final man

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>striker doesn't get any chances from the team
>choked

>>76306082
KEK'D

>BUT HE SCORES AGAINST SIENA, PALERMO AND CROTONE

Garbage player. Absolute garbage. This is what Messi is surrounded by. Not even Maradona would win with this useless piece of trash

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All hail... THE PESCARA SLAYER

>>76306926
Giroud would've scored today

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>>76307745
>fat fuck can't make runs and create space for himself

Fixed that for you.

>>76307829
spaghetti slayer

>>76305531

I just realized he was playing today

Madrid have 0 (ZERO) argentinians, that's how they win shit

>90mil for a brown Grant Holt

he was really bad

>>76308123
>90 mil for a fatter Higuain.

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The only thing Gonzalo can finish is his dinner.

>>76307829
>The Crusher of Crotone
>The Undertaker of Udinese
>The Eradicator of Empoli
>The Scourge of Sassuolo

> Le jog back and forth mam

>>76308275
Top banter

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>>76308275
delet

>>76308370
>le white balotelli man

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>>76308275

>>76308345
>The Bane of Bologna

>>76308345
>The Punisher of Palermo

>>76308484
kek

>>76308275
Based British Banter

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>higuain couldn't finish a wank

>>76306082
kek

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>>76308275
The only defenders he'll ever beat are people in the Juve cafeteria line

>>76308760
screaming at this post

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>>76308275

Le get manhandled by Varane man

>>76305531
Prosinecki on Higuaín: "He's a pig! He's fatter than me!"

Gonzalo Higuaín has been under the microscope since making his Juventus debut in a friendly against West Ham at the Olympic Stadium. The former Napoli striker, whose acrimonious 90-million-euro move to Turin from Naples was, briefly, the third most-expensive transfer in football history, appeared to be carrying plenty of extra baggage.

Robert Prosinecki, currently the coach of Azerbaijan and a former Barcelona and Real Madrid player, expressed his surprise at Higuaín’s shape in an interview with Croatian daily Jutarjni List: “I was amazed to see Higuaín looking like that. They paid 90 million for him and he’s turned up like a pig. He’s fatter than me! I can’t imagine what Massimiliano Allegri’s face was like when he saw him after chasing his signature so much.”
greates article of all time ?

>>76305531
AYYY

>>76308760
ayyyyyy

>>76306082
Jej

>going to make a joke about how juve paid 1 million for each kg
>realize he probably weighs more than that

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Just watch him demolish the buffet at whatever holiday resort he's at this summer. That's when he's in his element.

>>76305531
I warned you he would choke, I told you

>>76308963
At least he'll be inducted into the restaurants hall of fame

Why does he choke so much?

>>76305531
Really good thread this lads made me laugh

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>higuain will be entering a fitness protection programme after this

good thread

>hated in naples
>hated in turin
>hated in argentina

is it time for him to return to france?

Reports from Turin: Higuains release clause has been set at 1mil/kg

Imagine, just imagine paying NINETY MILLION EUROS for a mentally weak potbellied goblin, the caricature of a striker who single-handedly ruined Messi's psyche permanently due to his incompetence.
The absolute STATE of Jj.

>>76305531
He was dead weight after 45 minutes

>spend £80m on a fatty for the sole purpose of pissing all over the league even harder to concentrate on winning the CL
>don't win the CL

ayy

>>76309354
He should transfer to CB now and use his weight to finish off strikers

>>76308275
The Banter never ends in the British Empire

>can't even get top striker in serie a
>Dzeko scored more than him and he chokes 5 chances every match
>Mertens played half a year and did better than him

Muh league slayer

>>76305531
Even he looks confused

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>>76308275

Higuain is a Sarribabby

>>76309062
he doesn't choke he's literally just bad

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>>76308963
Him vs Wayne Shaw, who would win?

>>76305531
>make one of the greatest deals in football selling back dabman
>spend it all on a fat choker

>>76305531
His centre of gravity is very low.

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>>76308275

>90 million for a skinnyfat Chelsea-era Fernando Torres

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>>76308275

>>76309541
He does during dinner outings

My favorite Piguain moment of the match was like 20 minutes in, when Navas was trudging the ball around waiting for someone from Juve to run up forcing him to pick it up and stop wasting time, but the fat fucker just stood there for half a minute before finally forcing himself to walk 3 meters

>>76305531
It's all actually a conspiracy by Napoli. They pay specifically trained stealthy hitmen to leave freshly made oven cooked traditional neapolitan pizzas around his house and locker room. The poor tubbo cannot resist, becomes fatter and fatter each day and chokes in important games. Look it up, sheeple.

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He's probably eaten €90million worth of food since signing.

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>>76306082

>>76309568
Two greats like Messi and ronaldo, no use comparing them, just enjoy watching them both while we can desu

>>76306082
Buena esa weon

juve should lock his fridge, send him to bed without dinner when he doesn't score against small teams and have allegri give him treats when he scores at important matches

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>>76308275
>>76308764


Ebin, simply Ebin!

>>76305531
>Surely this infamous Argentine choker will help us win that knockout competition we are famous at choking in

>>76310023
they should get rid of him and try and get Mertens (they won't) or Belotti

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>>76308345
>>76308634
>>76308586

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*obliterates Chievo Verona*
now it's your turn Ronaldo huh

>>76310023
he forced a move because the owner of napoli called him chubby, lock his fridge and hed murder the entire agnelli family

lol morata was better lol

>>76310133
>that hairline
Jj U S T

>The Gravedigger of Genoa

>>76310217
they drew genoa iirc

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>ruins Messi
>now working on Dybala

>imagine actually paying money for this guy

>no ice cream bonus for winning the final

Juve's mistake.

>>76310934
They could've just promised him the UCL trophy for juice top-ups

how can someone be a fat choker?

>>76311819
By eating dinner too fast

You all need to lay off Higuain. He scored against Monaco.

Pretty sad considering winning CL is the one reason they purchased him. But Dybala was somehow worse and Higuain wasn't getting any crosses from Sandro and Alves.

>>76310472
Dybala was worse, he didn't create one chance for his mates.

>>76308275
simply eric, my friend

>Le eat in-n-out man

>>76307745
>>76306538
ladies and gentlemen, this is the delusion of jewventus customers.

Name 10 better strikers than Higuain. I dare you.

>>76307745
I TOLD YOU BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT HIGUAIN

>>76305865

R A R E
A
R
E

Have you disappeared yet, anon?

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>>76308275

>>76308345
>>76307829
The Conquistador of Chievo

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>>76313070
I will take your b8. The following list has no order:
Lewandowski
Suárez
Ronaldo
Griezmann
Aubameyang
Benzema
Costa
Lukaku
Morata
Lacazette
Icardi
Kane
Cavani
Firmino
Belotti
Gabriel
Giroud
Gameiro
Sturridge
Chicharito
Kalinic
Dzeko
and more

>>76313304
B T F O
T
F
O

>>76309568
Wayne Shaw is a weightbabby. He may weigh more than Higuain and will probably win the Panini D'or this year buy it's the WAY Higuain eats that is just unmatched

>le eats outside man

>>76313070
The other 10 Juve players tonight

>>76313070
They are so common you could even find them in England

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>this is what a €90million player looks like

>>76305531
This is the main reason why we chose Benzema

>when they put him on the scale and the guy tells you its €90m but he's already packaged it so you can't say no

>this fat piece of shit is the reason Messi didn't win a world cup
I can't believe he still gets called up to Argentina.

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>>76308275

>>76313070
[spoiler]Bas Dost[/spoiler]

>>76306082
nice

>>76316079
Nope that's Messi's fault because he's an overrated midget

>>76305531
PECHO FRIO DE MIERDA

>>76305531

JUST

>>76315881
so you're saying if we had Benzema we wouldve won?

He's like a terrifying meme at this point. Having him on your side in important games is detrimental.

>>76318578
Of course not, but you would have had a more competent forward for sure

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>>76313339

>>76308275
>My dad posts on /sp/

CLASSIC BANTS DESU, good lad.

>Juve pays 90 milions to buy a striker to win the Champions League
>Buy the only striker that always fail finals

Well done Juve.

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>>76308275

>€1m per kg
JUST

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>€90m for the fancy Mariano Pavone

>>76305865
thanks for flag

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>>76317675
Based Dost, the one with the most, Bast Dost.

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UHhaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76309062
He's got a lot on his plate.

Gonzalo "Pipita" Higuaín

>>76313070
>>76313304
REKT
holyshieeet

>>76309062
He bites more than he can chew

>>76307869

t. deluded arsecuck fan

how will the Slovak ever recover from this?

>>76308275
Brits confirmed for banter gods

>le get embarrassed by Dzeko destined for MLS man

>>76313304
>Morata
>Giroud
>Sturridge
let's not

>>76323865

replace those three with Mbapae, Mertens, and Werner and that list is god tier BTFO

>>76323540
>HELP ME ANON IM STARVING
>I NEED PIZZA

>>76323540
Somebody replace his face with crying Wojak

>>76310336
they actually lost at marassi, at the hands of baby simeone

>>76312437
they purchased him to sabotage Napoli lad
it didn't even work

>>76305531
Isn't that the same amount real Madrid paid for Ronaldo back in the day? It's crazy to be honest.

>>76306082
REALLY good

>>76324468
considering how small their lead was at the end of this season one could wonder if Napoli could've actually won the league with Higuain (or with a non-dead Milik, for that matter)

>>76324528
Mertens is better than Higuain

>>76305531
>Pogba was a waste of money, complete fraud
>wins his team a European final
>Higuaín was total worth it, world class
>does nothing and loses final
Really shakes my mind martini

>>76324568
no higuain is actually better than mertens
but higuain doesn't get the same service in juve like he got in napoli like mertens currently gets
that's what make higuain plays worse this season
jj's midfielders are memes

People like to meme about poor Higuain. I would actually get him for my team desu, he scores on regular matches and that's a needed skill.

But who the fuck pays that much money for him?

>>76305531
At what point do people just accept he is absolutely worthless in a Final?

>>76324595
assisted juves goal desu

>>76324595

Uefa Cup final is the equivalent of an Fa Cup 2nd round match.

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>>76308652
RARE
A
R
E

>>76323677
>>76323804
underrated

>>76323865
>Morata
>not comfortably better than Piguian

Come on, lad.

>>76325576
>8 yellows in only 14 games and 1 motm
>vs 1 yellow in 32 games, 7 motm, more spg, better pass accuracy
He will be better in a couple of years, but not now

>>76307829
The regent of ravioli
The sultan of salami
The lord of lasagna
The count of cannoli
The king of calzone

>>76324618
but Squawka says Pjajnic is better than Pogba.

>>76309313
*MLS, rather :)

>>76305531
>100 million pounds

>>76306082
jajaja

How did Napoli manage to convince Juventus that this guy was worth £75m? He was 29 (!) last summer.

he was shit, but let's not pretend it was his fault
Dybala was absymal, Khedira entirely disappeared and actively cost Juve a goal, the backline was slow and distracted

Juve as a whole was shit in the second half, a striker can't play well in a team playing like shit

>>76326472
>Italian business decision making

>>76326472
>what is a release clause

>>76326493
Should've started with 4-2-3-1. Clearly outclassed in midfield

>>76308586
He's a big guy

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>>76326605
>3 at the back

>>76309162
>>76325724

kek

>>76326493
>Dybala was absymal

B-But he's the new GOAT.
>le twink trequartista
>le new Del Piero

Guys stop picking on Higuain. I'm sure he's depressed right now. You're gonna make him cut himself...

...a piece of cake.

At least my Wenger didn't go for this piece of shit
>Wenger in

Stop bullying Higuain.
He's a good boy.

>>76323809
>Arse
>rating Giroud

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>>76325724

>>76325724
K E K
E
K

>>76325320
There are 20 strikers, at least, that do his job better than he does. Paying £75m for him is staggering.

>>76326893
he is a big boy, he can take everything you throw at his plate

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>>76308345

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>>76326472
Higuain has clause, he scored 36 goal in Serie A and Naples is full of con artists.

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>>76306082

>>76325724
>The count of cannoli
infinite keks

>>76305531
He actually looks fat in his season profile pic.

How can someone with no neck choke?

>>76309588
whos dat??

>>76332742
That's Chris Evans but the original gif is Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes.

>>76326625
For Juve

>>76325643
wat

>>76305644
To be fair he didn't miss any clear chances yesterday.

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>out of shape striker against the faster center back in the world

did Juve fans really think they stood a chance?

>>76339131
*fastest

>>76339131
>Nick was literally never seen again

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to be fair after that WC

good lord there is some top banter ITT

>>76305531
>Higuain Choking in a Title Final: Juve
Is this considered a sequel or a spin-off?

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>>76326885
He probably wouldnt be so big though if he was forced to eat british "cuisine" instead of pasta and pizza and gelato

>>76307541
David Luis

>Juventus unironically thought Pipita would win them a top trophy

Please leave Higuain alone. From what I've heard he's got a lot on his plate at the moment.

>>76305531
Why sell Pogba for 100mil when you turn around and spend it all on a worse player? Did Pogba force the ManU transfer?

>>76343012
>sell 24 year old rising star for literally a 30 year old man

>>76307745
The pig wasn't making the necessary runs into open spaces to score.