Going to watch soccer today for the first time. What should I

>>76294786
it is semen slurping afterall

expect juwe choke on a refball

>>76294786
>What should I expect?

Probably the same as someone watching his first baseball game.

>>76295196
Nah, football isn't as good as baseball.

>>76295211
Brazil bro knows what's up

Expect 90+ min of boring passing and the possibility of one goal. Possible to end in a draw which defeats the purpose or competing

ameripoops are raging, seething, maad because no one wants to watch their shitty boring sports
LMOA

GOAT= Gayest of all time

>>76295743
compared to 3 hours of watching a game of catch

>>76295743
>>76295866
they're both shit sports

>>76295743
It can't end in a draw today though

>>76295881
>Leaf
>Hates sports

Typical

>>76294786
He's the Michael Jordan of this sport.

>unironically watching the uefa matchfixing league