TODAYS """""""""NEWS"""""""""
>its garth bald to yanited episode
bayern want sanchez
>ibrahim wont be offered a new contract
rppney+cash for pookaku
>varane and >de gay swapping clubs
greaseman still rejecting man u
>mendy close to joinging city
chelsea and dortmund want dembele
>everton want sandro ramirez
burnley offer dyche more gravel
>morata close to AC miran
newcastle want willy if they cant get pepe (lel)
>liverpoo wat £30m for sakho
lucas perez for sale, only £13m
>ospina to turkey
BYOR
Bring Your Own Rumours
Wenger IN
Corbyn IN
>>76294612
Kek, but still fuck Ederson!
>>76294612
>lucas perez for sale, only £13m
I thought he did great every time he played, I don't know why Wenger hated him so much.
I remember a player called Everton Ribero
>1 trillion national debt in 2010
>1.7 trillion national debt in 2017
based tories
>Snubchester
For me, it's the middle one
>>76294661
rly makes u think
>>76294673
I'd argue the left one, not that hard though
>bayern want sanchez
That was last summer m8
>>76294673
I would happily have any one as my gf.
>>76294673
they're all pretty meh, not gonna lie
>>76294673
for me it's none of these jewve customers
>>76294691
Spurs and Arsenal have been linked and at least one other one I'm forgetting
Is Janssen leaving Spurs?
>>76294673
>non-whites
ugh
>>76294732
Galatasary where interested
>>76294673
the one on the (photo) left is wearing an Australian club shirt
is it the juve frog poster??
>>76294769
it could just be a del piero jersey
Every live Arsenal rumor right now
>>76294804
what site is that?
>>76294804
what a depressing list
>>76294804
the players linked to arsenal seem to look like they would be fans of the club
>>76294804
>forgetting about the player they'll actually sign
>>76294804
What do Liverpool fans think of Ox?
>>76294849
before or after he was linked with them?
>>76294849
He would be extremely effective under Klopp, not even a liverpool fan
>>76294804
Transfermarkt. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/rumour-mill/detail/forum/180
>>76294838
good post
>>76294834
this post was meant for (You): >>76294870
>>76294887
thank you canada
>>76294804
If Mahrez comes to Arsenal I'm gonna be pissed, he's fucking shite
>>76294838
M'brappe looks like he doesn't even care about football for some reason. I don't know, maybe I'm the only one thinking this.
>>76294804
they clearly rate sky sports too highly
lads I put a tenner on more than two goals to be scored in the portugal-cyprus game at 1/2
how fucked am i
>>76294916
that's a realistic bet
>>76294916
>cyprus
Tapnaldo is going to have a field day my friend
>>76294931
think he'll be a bit busy elsewhere
>>76294943
Wait are they playing an international game today? Why the fuck would they do that?
>>76294866
didn't they just buy solanke from chelsea?
>>76294973
yeah
>>76294973
How the fuck is that relevant poo?
/trans/ likes:
big sam
claude
runny yolk and toast
the javi martinez to liverpool situation
tall girls
>de gay
milk no sugar
G
>>76294960
i think we're technically in an international break and there's world cup qualifying games this week
>>76295092
>runny yolk and toast
Actually solid yolk won the strawpoll by a mile m8
>>76295092
its jay not g
>>76295092
solid yolk won the strawpoll la
>>76295092
EPL
>>76295141
>>76295147
my mistake lads
>Morata to Milan
Actually a good signing desu
>>76295141
>>76295147
>Solid yolk
Heathens
>>76293437
state of this post
Mbappé, Falcao, B Silva, Mendy, Lemar, Fabinho, Bakayoko, Glik and Subasic are all very very good players that could start in most of the clubs that lust after them
it's not about having a meme season or anything, Ligue 1 this year was very good in quality and finally got its head out of the water and what they did isn't small time. Same for the CL, reaching the semis isn't something small.
>>76295171
This. Solid yolk tastes like farts.
>>76295170
how are Milan getting away with their bullshit finances?
>>76295170
anything higher than 30m for him is a scam
>>76295193
Because it doesn't break the rules. It figures the Italians would be the ones to find the best way around FFP.
>>76294653
Because he's not French
>>76295193
they signed kessie on a two-year loan with obligation to buy for that reason
>>76295193
Chink money
>>76295208
Le pacey black kid and le stronk dabing nigger can get 100 million then morata is easily worth 50
>>76295208
miran are gonna have to pay an extra £15 mill with rich owners
Every live Man Utd transfer rumor right now
Note the missing Atletico striker
So is Salah going to Liverpoop or no?
>>76295315
being announced with casillas and javi martinez on monday la
>>76295315
no one else seems to be linked with him so yes
>>76295193
They have new owers, they made a deal with UEFA s they can spend big the first season or two but have to make up for that later.
i think salah will be shit in england, he has decent numbers in italy because he is one of a kind, while the epl is full of those quick wings without tecnique
>>76295371
how well did he do in chelsea?
>>76295307
Greaseman - > Utd is pretty much a no-go after Atletico's transfer ban
>>76295381
did he ever play? i only saw him in preseason games
>>76295381
Jesus Navas-tier. Of course they'll just blame Mourinho and call him KdB 2.0: the winger edition.
good players to leicester when
>>76295395
Here's what I'm confused about though. If Utd meet Greaseman's release clause, will they just force Athletico to sell? It would be a dick move, but I feel like it would still be a valid transfer.
That's more or less how it works in football manager at least.
>>76295381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4HLVgl0Rqw
>>76295440
the issue isn't Atleti, but that Griezmann doesn't want to leave them (or maybe just Simeone) when they're not allowed to replace him
>>76295422
Hull defender Harry Maguire was linked to Leicester
>Ramsdens Currency FC
Oh wait, it's Middlesbrough.
Absurdly sized sponsor.
>>76295440
If they match the clause Atletico can't d anything about it but Griezman can refuse to go and i think he would just to not be such a cunt
>>76295307
If The Gay leaves who are they going to buy?
>>76295479
De Straight
>>76295476
nice jersey
>>76295479
Most of the Utd fans I know say that Romero is the best backup keeper in the league.
>>76295476
at least it isn't in rival colours
>>76295476
Why the fuck did they base the design around the sponsor
>>76295518
maybe, but they think he's good enough to start?
>>76295479
they have a pretty good relationship with Raiola
>>76295440
the player has the final word and already told them to fuck off
As a matter of fact it's the player that has to pay the clause himself, not a football club, so no player can be bought without his consent.
This means if greaseman has 100m clause, manure have to give him the money to pay the clause. Which means suddenly greaseman will be 100m richer. Which means he'll have to pay taxes on this new 100m fortune he has, taxes the buying club will have to reimburse him later. Which means an additional 56% (varies per area) cost on the transfer: the clause money + taxes, 156m total.
>>76295092
>>76295144
It's Gee
>>76295470
he would be a decent signing, but >we could definitely do with an extra midfielder or two
>>76295552
Maybe, I think so.
I think Schmeichel was linked to Utd too at one point?
>>76295553
he'll 100% flop if e leaves this summer, especially if he goes to PL
>>76295567
this says they changed it last year, is it wrong?
http://sportwitness.co.uk/no-tax-payable-spanish-buyout-clauses-leaving-man-united-free-run-griezmann/
>>76295624
how come?
What's the latest Chelsea rumors friends?
>>76295659
bakayoko too expensive, tolisso is my target now
>>76295665
But Tolisso is even more expensive
Ederson announced when?
>>76295665
Would take Tolisso over Bakayoko in a heartbeat.
>>76295641
He's 18 so very young. And i doubt he ever left Italy for more than some days.
Here he's loved by the fans and the media sucks his dick costantly. And while immensly talented he's still error prone (wich is norma at his age).
I doubt he'll be able to manage the pressure of the big fee and huge salary he'll get, combined with leaving his country to go in England where he knows no one and probably barely speaks english, and when he'll make one mistake like against Pescara britsh media will be there to tear him to shreds.
>>76295687
i was wrong i was going off a headline, its something about bakayoko's ''entourage'' thats frustrating them
>>76295697
De Gea was the same tbf and he got brutalised by the media while sucking Harts dick. That turned out well for him
>>76294661
>He thinks you can pay off national debt
Literally impossible. All printed money incurs a debt charge, even if you handed all the money back the second it was printed off you would still have the debt it incurred left to pay. Except you wouldn't have any money to do it with. Which means you need to take someone else's money to pay it off. Hence war.
Do you really not know how things work? You aren't one of these retards who think we have a nationalised bank are you purely because it's called "The Bank of England"? This is nearly as bad as when Americans think the Fed has anything to do with the government purely because it has "Federal" in the name.
Try this thought experiment. You have a printing press in your basement and a licence to print money. It's completely yours to do what you like with. Now, every time you printed any money off would you be in debt to yourself?
tl;dr you'll never get rid of national debt, but goys bring it up so they can pretend they know what they're talking about
>>76295092
>no sugar
>>76295725
why did the tories pledge to pay it off?
would you really vote for a party that stupid?
>>76295716
I dont think De Gea had as much hype around him. Also Donnarumma would be moving for a bigger fee than DDG and woul earn about as much as he is earning now, but at 18, the pressure would be bigger
>>76295440
The story is likely that Griezmann wanted to join United but wasn't coming out to the media about it because of Atletico's transfer ban appeal. He likely had an agreement with the club that if the ban was upheld he would stay as they wouldn't be able to replace him. That's why he didn't completely deny the fact that he could leave or that he wanted to join United until it was confirmed the transfer ban would be upheld.
But this is 4Chan so LEL Greaseman told United to fuck off XDDDD Customers BTFO! United aren't a big club anymore!!!
>>76295760
>>76295716
De Gea was also older and had much more experience.
>>76295716
K R I S P Y K R E M E
>>76295729
underage pls leave
>>76295659
i'm glad you asked
Mbabu's set to stay at >Young Boys, signing a three year contract if everything goes to plan.
>>76295805
he looked talented against Chelsea that one time what went wrong?
>>76295825
He's still only 22
>>76295853
then why sell?
Why did Lelsea give up on their tactic of buying players so other teams can't have them
>>76295853
What's he doing at Young Boys then? Seems too old.
>>76295632
I think you are right, the law has changed according to the original article in spanish, though I wonder why they got a couple of numbers wrong
>>76295862
He wants to stay at YB where he starts. He can still end up moving to a PL/ Bundesliga club some time in the future.
>>76294673
>these are 10/10 for a Juventus fan
>22 isnt young
>>76295141
>solid yolk
Fucking bumbling neanderthals
>>76295937
You dip your toast in it
>>76295919
You know if your life is over by that point
>>76295874
I mean if we're going off under 22, then they only have 6 young players, and one of them is the third choice goalkeeper and another's on loan.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40144753
>Inter Milan are expected to name Luciano Spalletti as their new coach next week.
>If Spalletti is appointed, one of his first tasks will be to resolve the future of Croatia winger Ivan Perisic.
>Manchester United have spoken to Inter about the £45m-rated player but no deal has been agreed.
>>76295997
it's 89m
>>76296007
plus taxes
>>76295997
>>76296007
>>76296030
>£140m for the slav Ashley Young
>the absolute state of catalog now
and it's not even began
>>76296007
you issed a 0
Hulk to Spurs lads
35m
reminder to ignore the match threads tonight as it will just be smelly spaniards shitposting and /a/fags going mental
t. brit on holiday
>>76295997
>Mou low-key giving free money to Inter
S-still loves us
Are BT showing the game for free like they did with the EL final?
>>76296140
Aye
>>76296140
probably on some shit btsport stream somewhere. basically do not bother. I heard it was going to broadcast on youtube?
>>76296116
/a/ threads are comfy, I wish /spa/ was still a thing.
>>76296116
match threads for big games are always awful
>>76296140
For the first time ever, the biggest game in world club football will air in 360° virtual reality*, with a number of Juventus v Real Madrid live streams available on the new BT Sport Virtual Reality app and YouTube.
In addition, the Champions League final will be shown on all major TV platforms (BT TV, Sky, Virgin, Freeview), while in more unprecedented moves you can watch in 4K UHD with Dolby Atmos sound on BT TV and 4K UHD on YouTube**.
Meanwhile, absolutely anyone can enjoy a world-class free Champions League final live stream experience with the acclaimed enhanced video player right here on BTSport.com.
>>76296136
>us
>>76296136
>that winning, passionate, smug, snarky mourinho is gone forever
sad
>>76296241
was Chelsea last year the first time players shown hate towards him? If so he's probably never got over it
>>76296268
Nah they hated him at Madrid (Casillas and Ramos especially) but it probaby hurt more at Lelsea since he was a legend there
>>76296241
I used to like him. Now not so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV_cXSfeqbY
Lads, where are the signings?
>>76296332
Seferovic to Benfica was announced by Benfica yesterday, after he'd confirmed it himself
/trans/ is moving at an incredible rate. Can keep up.
>>76296636
emre can?
>>76296636
>Can keep up.
I could care less
Perisic to Buyern according to Gazetta dello Sport.
which is obviously bullshit, maybe Inter is trying to raise the price by spreading the rumor.
>>76296747
>Gazetta dello Sport.
pretty sure theyre just guessing now. Said it was United this morning
>>76296747
Gazetta also linked him to PSG and City I think.
who are we (/trans/) rooting for tonight?
asshole itches lads
>>76296817
scratch it la we won't tell your qt gf
>>76296811
Jews. Mah boys Bale and Modric already got their wins so now it's time for Buffon
>>76296811
memes
>>76296747
£225 million will do
>>76295219
>It figures the Italians would be the ones to find the best way around FFP.
Man City beat FFP so hard that UEFA had to fucking pay them back
>>76296826
she'll never know anyway ;-;
>>76296811
I want Navas to have the game of his life so >de gay stays
>>76296811
odd = juve
even = madrid
>>76296811
Madrid because I like Kroos
>>76295092
>milk
>toast
>2 seasons
>2 cup finals
>0 trophies
What went wrong? I thought winning was in his blood?
>>76296932
No plan B for when shithouse teams park the bus for 90 minutes
>>76296932
I think he has only won 1 cup final in his entire career.
>>76296947
tbf he was refballed hard against Bayern twice
any transfer news?
>>76296817
cud be aids that pal
>>76296811
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>76296980
cool snake
>>76296811
i dont like either team
gonna just hope it's a good match desu, which it almost never is
>>76296980
gf to me could cost £30mil plus, anyone want to lend me it?
https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/871046776261935105
>>76297022
How much of that is to her agent?
>>76297022
aim for a loan deal m8
>>76296980
Ivan Perisic to everywhere for atleast £89m
>>76297027
>English teams are not guaranteed place in UCL and cant afford to prioritise UCL because could drop out of top 4
I know what theyre saying but this should push the other leagues to have less places really. Maybe prem gets 5 places and Bundesliga get 3 or France get 1 (since its a joke league anyway)
Any updates on the Perisic situation?
>>76297027
>£120mill for a non dabbing Harry Kewell.
>>76297027
There are many things I want to criticize about this, starting with theory behind the conclusions before even reaching said conclusions but I don't want to do it here because he couldn't reply and fuck doing it on twitter 140 characters format.
Popping to the shop, you lads want anything?
>>76297110
Dont be stupid lad
at starbucks now
asshole still itches
>>76297162
pack of rubber johnnies please lad
>>76297027
>calling PSG part of "europe's big five" when they're a slight worse man city in the cl
>>76297173
why not? do Hoffenheim deserve to be there over Arsenal?
>>76297189
Gonna have a posh wank?
>>76297207
Yes.
>>76297211
on pull tonight m8
>>76297207
even celta deserve it over arsenal
>United getting Bale, Lukaku and Varane
Welp
>>76297162
yes
>>76296990
Impossible, I'm a virgin, no blood /trans/fusions, never eaten sopa de macaco
>>76297223
Then buy your own in the bogs pal
Why are Benfica so desperate to sell their players?
>>76297234
don't forget the slav Ashley Young
>>76297234
broken, shit and a combination of the former
>CL final not on terrestrial
What is the purpose of this country?
You can't even get BT sport showcase on terrestrial, they've moved it to channel 115 and apparently that doesn't exist on terrestrial
Even the americans get it free
>>76297162
Gf and a cornetto pls
>>76296811
Don't really care
>>76297027
What exactly are 'Performance Points' also he's just selected an arbitrary timescale that suits his agenda
>>76297308
It's on youtube you poor poverty stricken individual
>Juventus final
Has there ever been a good one?
>>76297308
There's a chance that UEFA are streaming it on YT
>>76297309
bf and a magnum alright?
>>76297369
I should be able to watch it on fucking television, absolutely no excuse. It's a disgrace
are we having a comfy /trans/ CL thread?
>>76297396
I'm not familiar with your tragic ways, is it not available on freeview?
>>76297404
No, very uncomfy.
>paying for bt sport
should be shot
>>76297391
poor isco
>>76297308
>Terrestrial
Is it the year 2000 again?
>£63.4m and £430k a week for Perisic
>>76297419
No, they've removed bt sport showcase to another channel that is no longer on terrestrial
It's like they're forcing me to watch BT's youtube stream
>>76297507
Wonder how much Utd would need to pay for a good player
>>76297509
The europa league final was just on bt sport 2, they made it free to view. It might be the same for this, I haven't checked. I'm sure they have to have it available for everyone.
>>76297297
Perisic plays nothing like Ashley young did you fucking idiot
>>76297497
we dont all watch entertainment and sports on our computers in our bedrooms, sonny.
>>76297576
lol trolled
>>76297601
Hahaha fuggg they got me!
>>76297308
Go down the pub then
>>76297507
REEEEE £45.3M FOR FUCK SAKE HOW MANY TIMES YOU ABU DAGO FUCKER!
>>76297135
Fuck it, I'll do it.
First of all: the choice of teams is very dubious. What did PSG do to be there and not Monaco? Atletico madrid, you know the guys who played in the last finals, where are they? and the big 6, does it actually make sense to talk about a big 6 or is inherently biased to present a point?
>1/
Absolute arbitrary definition of success. Tries to force a linear correlation (first mistake), if he wanted to he should have used a spearman correlation (second mistake). The multiple of highest paying team not in the CL is also kinda wonky because for english teams it seems to be based on Liverpool but it can't be right.
>2/
He seems to confuse Chelsea having a massive "wage lead" for the pl top teams having a massive "wage lead",
>3/
Ok
>4/
The implication that winning trophies matter more than having big wages is a giant citation required.
Trophy points is again absolutely arbitrary, but otherwise this is ok.
>5/
Here he completely misses the point that the PL is not filled with talents fighting for each other. As Chelsea proved in the past season, walking the league is a matter of having a decent, not even good, team. Chelsea is also deeply screwed by the fact they had that awful season with 50 or so points.
>6/
The threat of missing 4 spots when you are six teams is inevitable. The conclusion though, pure delusion.
In conclusion, some interesting points, conclusions are biased, methods are a wonky.
>>76297576
really clogs my arteries
>Bale
>James
>>76297634
I forgot my anime image.
> Brighton get promoted
> Sudden surge in LGBT awareness surrounding PL clubs
leviticus 18:22
>>76297590
There is a thing called digital tv that we've all been using for donkeys years now lad
Will this double up as a comfy thread?
>>76297690
>Isco
They have a chance
>>76297690
Pls gib Bayol
>>76297704
Maybe
remembering the hissy fit juve fans had when allegri was appointed
Lads
LADS
Confirmed. Gf to me on 4 year loan with obligation to buy. Just call me AC anon.
>>76297767
>Just call me AC anon.
Because your relationship will be hot and cold?
>>76297751
you'll pay 89m pre-tax for perisic and you'll LIKE it
Plz win Juventus.
>>76297812
Don't foget his £600k a week salary
>Juventus name the same team which started against Monaco in the semi-final second leg. Full strength.
>Gigi Buffon is in goal, former Real forward Gonzalo Higuain is up front.
how many will he..... MISS lads? LOL.
>>76297690
Who is number 3?
>Juventus XI to play Real Madrid: Buffon, Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini, Alves, Sandro, Pjanic, Khedira, Dybala, Mandzukic, Higuain
I'm gonna stay in this thread and there's nothing you can do about it
>>76297914
Pepe
>>76297925
same lad, hopefully we don't have some nonce spamming stupid shit like its a match thread
>>76297925
Sweet. I'll be here too.
>>76297953
Of course
>>76297925
good decision, match threads for big games like this are cancer
>>76297925
Shall be going over there at halftime for the slags desu
>>76298133
>not posting them here
>>76298025
>people actually read match threads rather than watch the game and shitpost at half time
christ
>>76298234
I'll be going to indulge, not to post
just want this game to hurry up and finish so i can get more bullshit rumours
>morata to yanited 2 : electric bogaloo
>https://twitter.com/tjcope/status/871026087010152448
lads, i don't understand why he even want to come to manchester rather than milan. only reason i can think of is mourinho but is it enough?
also didn't his italian gf/wife-to-be want to stay in italy?
>>76298416
It's bullshit
Give me something to pass the time. A good lecture/debate series on youtube, a blog post that really makes you think...SOMETHING
>>76298441
it's cope, so maybe not
>>76298416
Money and the possibility of the fame that comes with poonited over ancient relic like Milan
>>76298416
well manure are in the cl group stage and milan haven't even confirmed el group stage yet
>>76298465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSP-ewdJYJc enjoy
>>76298465
>https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mark+blyth
>>76298465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3M0SJ2sJqg
>>76298288
Bad form, la.
>>76298563
>french philosophy
eww
>>76298465
nerdwriter1 is a modern day socrates
>>76298465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR9tsWhRYJo words from the master
>>76298465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYlMEVTa-PI
RIP to william buckley
varane red 34'
>>76298616
noam chomsky is an agent of the system and needs to be put down.
>>76298627
I don't think they can get transfers completed mid-match, m8
>>76298657
0/10 banter.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/03/manchester-city-have-initial-offer-benjamin-mendy-rejected-monaco/
>Manchester City have had an initial offer for Benjamin Mendy rejected by Monaco.
>The scale of the bid is not yet clear but the French champions are understood to value the full-back at around £40 million – the minimum they will accept for any of their players. It can be assumed City have offered less than this figure.
Does 6pad really work?
So who's winning it?
>>76298763
Tsu
>>76298763
The good guys.
>>76298763
the winners
>>76298763
>>76298743
>French champions
>AS Monaco
>French
>bt sport doing a 4k livestream of the cl final on youtube
noice
>>76298844
they are the French champions though same way Swansea would be English champions
Dubs and terrorist attack at the stadium.
>>76298860
you have a 4k monitor?
>>76298899
tv which i use as a second monitor sometimes
>>76298871
>>76298899
JUST
UST
ST
T
>>76298899
>not having a 4k monitor
>the year of our lord and saviour jesus christ of nazareth twenty hundred and seventeen
>aron einar lives in cardiff
>he's in a tv studio in iceland watching this game
are yfmoc threads still a thing?
>>76298871
don't be sad
NON-DUBS DOUBLE DIGIT NUMBERS POWER RANKING
1. 71
2. 17
3. 96
4. 69
POWER GAP
9991. others
>>76298976
i already made it
>>76298925
fair
>>76298953
i won't have the internet speed required for 4k for like another 6 months at least
>>76298976
the austrian is making one
AND YOU AND I CLIMB OVER THE SEA TO THE VALLEEEEEY
>black eyed peas
horrible
the welsh can't do anything right
You lads looking forward to the new Baykino?
>>76298518
Based Lynch.
>>76298976
>>76299021
Thank you Indonesia >>76298766
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST KICK THE BALL
>>76298465
google nick land. i highly recomend his book fanged noumena. really gets you into modernity 2.0 vibe
>will i am
>mfw I can't hear anything that's being said
WHY ARE WE DOING AMERICAN SHIT LIKE FUCKING OPENING CEREMONIES? FUCK OFF REEEEEEEeEeeEEeee!
I've got this muted and I can't stand it. Surely there was a Welsh act they could get.
get off the pitch
Could really do with that bomb right now.
What an awful pregame "show"
should have booed these cunts tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu_Ehoag0Vg
>>76299473
i want to eat her sexy puke
Thanks globalism. Going down the park to see if anyone's playing a match, fuck this.
Who /hoping for a bomb/ here?
>Gladiator shit
>Black eye peas shit
>Ian Rush
Worst final ever
>not getting a cheeky Buffon handshake
Why are those faggot kids holding hands.
COME ON JUVENTUS. GIVE BUFFON THE CL PLZ.
Is Isco not a fat cunt
>Ian Darke
FIRE THIS CUNT
>>76300066
one hundred percent this
hargreaves can fuck off too
>i don't rate bonucci
>Higwayne
He will score today.
Madrid are playing hoofball lel
>>76300201
>I rate Bonucci higher than Gareth McAuley
Bale looks like he's been crying
TSUUUuuU
Fucking hell. I feel so so sorry for Buffon.
>>76301265
>Feeling sorry for a man who makes more in one year than you'll make in your life
Dybala isn't the new hazard desu, he looks awful
omg
Are we really going to pretend that wasn't Navas' fault?
>>76301860
de gea when?
Holy fuck that was the best goal i've seen in a CL final
>>76301565
>he doesnt understand Buffon is literally missing the CL as the only thing he hasn't won at club level
Imagine watching BGT over this
>>76301914
>not Zidane vs Leverkusen
fuck off underageb&
why does pjanic look like a pikey
>>76302456
White people all look the same.
>>76302525
>LARPing as non-white on the internet
CREASING at you
I wonder if a footballers ever broke his hand hitting the ground
>>76302113
Meme goal
Ronald has never scored an overhead kick
>>76302113
It was good, prefered this one though
>>76302585
The joke is that Italy is not white while slavland is.
Turning into a bit of a shitfest
>>76302736
Sicily is black
>That pathetic HT whistle
Its 4am and i'm not that thrilled
Driving this bus of big fat Phils
To their destination
And I can't see from where i'm standing but i've just won
game went to shit after Juve equalised
Bale looks like he cried during HT
Only just got back from the train station, what have I missed
>>76304294
Good first 30 minutes rest has been pure dross
Perisic to United for £79m
>>76304364
>Perisic to United for £79m
I feel like I've seen this fee quoted as anywhere between 30m and 80m
>>76304413
It's a United rumour, you just make up a fee.
Bet Bale will save Halal again in another final. Isco is such a fatty
Buffon fucked up there desu
A fast keeper would've got that
Pogba probably would've been better than Pjanic tody desu
Also what the fuck was Buffon doing there
Back to transfer fun and no football for 100 months
>tfw Slovak ABU has killed himself
>>76307537
>lemina explaining to his son that he lost
Fucken feels man
>>76307616
He's gone full damage control in another thread. It's quite pathetic
>>76309018
>>76307616
He saw Juve lose 2 finals in 3 years, while Poogba won 3 cups this season, I understand him.
>>76308324
>Buffon will never win a CL
Any news on the Salah to Liverpool situation?
>>76294635
Small Time
>>76309301
maybe he should have been less shit
>>76309301
microscopic baller
any one got an update on the van to innocent people walking along london bridge situation?
>Buffon will never win a CL
Now that all this playing football shit is over lets get back to the most important aspect of the game: posting bullshit roumors and shitposting memes
VERY happy about this result lads
>>76310854
SlovakABU to the afterlife to be confirmed soon.
i wanna go back
>>76310126
Two lucky deflections and two tap-ins that he couldn't do anything about.
>>76311194
Bet they'll bid €100 and 1 pence on Greizmann
>>76311316
>Liverpool breaking contract law has turned into a meme against Arse
Baffling.
>>76311194
>Express
>Arsecucks literally think it'll happen
haahHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA!
another terrorist attack in england?
>>76312271
Seems to be several ongoing.
Goodluck London clubs trying to sign players.
gf sent me this lads, what do?
>>76312339
>bombing in Manchester
>people getting run over in London
Looks like everyone's going to Liverpool
>>76312516
NO. THIS IS THE TIME FOR EDINBURGH TO RISSSSE!
FELLOW CRACK HEADS!
>>76312516
*bombs liverpool*
*no one notices the difference*
>>76312731
ahaha yes lad
>>76312731
kek
I want this ISIS meme to end.
>>76312731
A joke literally older than the internet, lad.
>>76312799
ISIS is the straight answer to market capitalism
>>76312822
had to be done
>>76312799
The defence industry is massive. If groups like ISIS didn't exist then countries wouldn't spend as much money on defence and certain people would lose a lot of money. It's in their best interest to keep groups like ISIS alive.
>>76312822
SEETHING
>BBC played the "FUCKING MUSLIM CUNTS" video
>But also played the "It's not fucking Muslims you idiot, don't say that" bit after
Fucking bants. They had to apologise lel.
>Manchester City have won the race for Virgil van Dijk (25) who will join from Southampton for £60m when the window opens. [Sunday People]
who even are the Sunday People?
>>76313810
>Sunday People
ok apparently its a Mirror affiliate
>>76313918
>reflecting
Muslims to out of the fucking country when?
>>76314108
A twist on a meme which kinda died out too quickly. I tried.
>>76313918
Pfffthahahahhaha. Never. When Corbyn wins, we'll finally stop this racist islamaphobia in our country.
>>76314620
Bottom one to >>76314419
>mfw nobody will join Chelsea, Arse, Ham, Ful, Spuds or City and United now....
>*laughing 190kg*
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>terror attack
>thread dies
That's another fatality they've inflicted then. Night lads. See you for the usual media bullshit tomorrow.
>>76315860
show some respect lad
>>76316276
Plenty of respect. I'm sick of this shit, man. You're safe in Canada, where you can have guns (but can't kill people with them) but don't have terror attacks. You're fine. Most of Europe is fine.
>>76316501
We have a left wing leader, who's pretty hot on immigration. It could turn quite ugly soon.
Arsenal should get Sahko and Krychowiak to fix their defensive problems, as well as Lemar after selling Ozil.
Chelsea should get Mandzukic and Aubameyang if Costa leaves
City should spend 600m on even shittier players and just fuck off to the Championship.
Spurs should get Villareal's right back (I remember him being pretty good, but I might be wrong) and Gylfi if Eriksen leaves.
>>76317457
Arse's problem is they don't play like they should every game. If they did, they'd be good. Their problem is probably DM, as you've said. So Krychowiak is a good bet. However, the side-main problem is attack. Good teams with great defenders will shut out Sanchez and Ozil. So they need a Left Winger who can score as much as Sanchez does (30 odd iirc) and then put Sanchez as CF. If Sanchez leaves then this position also has to be filled.
I honestly could see Benzema leaving to Arse now. He's won another CL, he's 30 odd and Madrid will be circling Mbappe and everybody else too. Even if it's for a season. Benzema hasn't won the Europa League or any English titles, so he has nothing to lose now, imo.
PEA is likely already on his way somewhere. Madrid might go for him due to Benzema's age (though I heard they're also trying for Dembele from Celtic for £30m). Dortmund have denied the 'confirmed' £61m bid from P$G so who knows. As for Mandzukic, that'd be a great signing desu.
City have spent what, £90m already? £100m? I can't remember. So £500m more to go! Who will they buy though.
What do Spurs need though? Another striker. This is coming from an Arsenal fan. Kane gets injured and Spurs struggle. Their defence is good, their midfield chips in. But Kane is the main man. So they should try for somebody up there in the top lads section.
What bout United? They need a new striker because Ibra is too expensive to keep. They need a better playmaker, relying on Mata is lame. They need new defenders. That's it.
Also there is no FA Cup Parade any more, right?
>>76317457
>Krychowiak
Is he not in P$Gs under 21 team
Last night was hilarious. I still don't get where the confidence of Juve fans came from, they seem to be convinced that they would beat Real easily.
>>76318273
He was great before, he didn't fail because of football related reasons
So now that the CL final is done, when will the bullshit transfer rumours for Dybala start pouring in?
for the next OP
TRANSFER """""""""""""NEWS"""""""""""""""""
>its a garth bald to yanited episode
Again?
>monaco reject city's offer for mendy
turan to arse probbly, need to sort a fee
>everton want obiang
lindelof to united for 30m
>watford interested in steve mounie
schessny will talk to wenger before talking to Jj
>>Schalke want nolito on loan with option to buy
Janssen could go somewhere
>Henry "the next Henry" Onyekuru says arsenal have made an offer for him
liverpoo relaxed about can only having 1 year left
>monk favourite to go crystal palace
sandro ramirez probably wont go anywhere
>ravanelli wants to manage middlesbrough
keita balde snub liverpoo, preferring Jj
>keita balde's agent employment status: uncertain
Not supporting Man Utd is a beheadable offence
*dabs lawfully*
>>76315860
Just Man U fans celebrating their second team winning the CL
No terror attack anywhere
>>76312709
Edinburgh meetup when?
I hope you'll have a lovely day, /trans/.
Dybala to Man Utd when?
>>76323841
and don't forget the hot new meme
>Perisic to Utd for £150 billion
>>76294804
NOT THE OX
Fucking have wenger sell everyone but NOT the ox
>>76294916
there's your 10p win for today
you can't be fucked with that sort of bet, odds must have been 1.00000000000000001
>>76294804
>Danny Welbeck to Galatasaray
ManU should be sold and wealth distributed among smaller clubs like Arsenal and Tottenham.
Higuain to China rumors when?
>>76325607
Tbf i'd do the same if I just got 2 more years with wonga
Still feeling happy over yesterday's result lads. What a blowout that was!
Bale to united when?
I'm guessing it'll involve the below:
Hazard to real
De gea to real
Bale + varane to Utd
>>76325841
Why would Varane leave Real?
Greizmann to spurs when
>>76312731
I'll have you know Liverpool got it really bad in the Blitz. The only thing that stayed standing was a statue of Queen Victoria
Now, it looks like a decent city, where this statue is. Outside the centre it is a pile a shit
>>76325607
Probably Mo, he always wears replicas the fucking weirdo
BREAKING NEWS: GRIEZMANN JUST CONFIRMED ON FRENCH TELEVISION THAT HE IS STAYING AT ATLETICO
>>76325607
coincidence?
>>76325854
He's tired of winning and wanna stand in the box and finish 6.
>>76325932
>transfer ban is confirmed to be upheld and Atletico cannot buy Lacazette
>Griezmann shows his loyalty to club
really interesting
>>76325932
Loser metality desu, most successsful club in europe come calling and he pussied out
>show hate for halal madrid
>get stabbed moments later
>>76325932
Just an excuse to avoid having to go to Man Utd.
>>76325932
Hope we relegate these cunts to the europa league again
how is Pep going to fit Aguero, Jesus, D. Silva, B. Silva, Alexis, Mbappe, Lamar, Sane, Sterling, De Bruyne and Mooy in the same team?
>>76325932
Good he reminds me of Forlan
>>76326063
By paying them money to not complain to much on the bench.
>>76326063
>Mooy
he should go back to Huddersmeme. If they can stay up he can carry them to midtable and a cup run in a few years
Imagine if City focused a tenth of what they do on their offense on their defense instead.
>>76326198
No need. Defending is easy
Will Juves goal be considered one of the all time great champions league goals? It was pure beauty.
>>76326198
well, they've outspent every other club buying defenders
>>76326198
they're going to spend 150m just on Mendy, Walker and van Dijk
>>76326221
Probably.
>>76326235
Only because they did dumb shit like spending 40 mil on Mangala.
>>76326221
beautiful for sure, but at the end it was meaningless.
>>76326221
They lost 4-1 so no
:(
>>76326419
>le choking bearded old italian
you now remember piguain
>>76326419
>le he's been around forever so he deserves it
no
>>76326428
90 million euros for a fat Harry Houdini.
>>76326331
it was still better than any of real 4 other goals
>>76326439
This. At least he's won the world cup
In the last 4 years
>simeone lost 2 cl finals
>allegri lost 2 cl finals
who's the biggest loser?
>>76326480
>4-1, 1-1
>3-1, 4-1
Allegri
>>76326480
Juventus for hiring that fraud.
>>76326425
the fuck is this supposed to be
>>76326480
allegri
he lost with bigger scores
pathetico lost to halal in extra time
>>76326419
>Juve only conceded 3 goals the entire campaign
>Let in 4 in 1 night
Hmmm.
Gf just sent me this lads, what do I do
>>76326487
Spuds stadium
>>76326515
Oh.
>that one-section South stand
for what purpose
>>76326514
She kinda remind me of Lauren Mayberry.
>>76326531
Copying the kop
btw reminder that the european supercup will be halal vs mouyes/manure
who can stop them from threepeating?
>>76326541
>copying a silent shit-tip
that'll do wonders for atmosphere
>>76326552
No need to be upset laddy boy
>>76326541
Once again the victim
>>76326550
They should get a better striker than Mbappe. Someone more proven.
ALEXIS SANCHES TO CHELSEA NOW PLEASE
>>76326550
>Varane and De Gay
I don't see United letting that happen.
>>76294673
for me it's the right one (my right, the one widh the glasses and ear-rings)
>>76326572
sounds like Liverpool fans when they said they wouldn't sell Suarez without getting Sanchez
>>76326583
United are actually a big club though. I remember reports of Navas being in treats when he was about to sign for United in a swap deal for De Gay. He didn't want to go but United forced it.
>>76326603
>He didn't want to go but United forced it.
To me it seemed like Madrid were forcing it
>>76326603
that's different because he'd be bench riding if he stayed
>>76326616
Real would have been fine with just a cash deal but United (given it was deadline day) wanted a replacement keeper as well.
>>76326603
>big club
Money club you mean
>>76326550
>>76326561
>he thinks the kop is actually intimidating
>>76326680
Commercially and historically United are a big club. Liverpool are only a big club historically, like a Leeds or a Nottingham Forest.
>>76326713
>Liverpool are only a big club historically
And comically
Morata doesn't Milan. Madrid is his city.
>>76326763
Why not come to London and get stabbed?
>Aston Villa brought in new players for 85mil
>16th
Jesus Christ. Huddersfield spent 4.5mil...
>>76326713
I don't see old fags in bulgarian villages wearing Leeds shirts, but I regularly see Liver-shirts
why don't barca just pay an irrelevant la liga player to snap casemiro's legs?
>>76326763
Madrid may be his city, but the bench will be his work place if he stays.
>>76326807
>you now remember all those people whining about newcastle allegedly buying the league
>you are now aware villa spent more and barely avoided relegation
>>76326807
already?? anyone good?
any amerikan football franchise needs a kicker?
>>76326814
why should they? the didn't lose any game against them this season
>>76326818
he didn't seem to have a problem celebrating the champions league from the bench
>>76326814
He's the weakest link, they'd get someone better to replace him
>>76326842
so halal drop other games
>>76326846
>happy about winning a cup you had no impact in
Small player mentality t b h
Greaseman to say: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40148890
>Antoine Griezmann says he will stay at Atletico Madrid next season as it would be a "dirty move" to leave the club after their transfer ban was upheld.
DIRTY BOY
>>76326862
barcelona should focus on not dropping points against the lower half of the table
>>76326861
Just like Makelele, eh?
>>76326902
its easier to just go with my plan
>>76326894
>players feel dirty for joining manure
perfectly understandable
>>76326931
keks
>>76326894
United unironically won more trophies last year than he has in his entire career
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>>76326958
>runners-up in honours section
hue
>>76296747
Its not bullshit. Its plan B for Buyern since Sanches isnt coming.